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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 6, 1905)
vigor** that be would never touch an other drv»p; that small b«>ya tbrww •tunas at It, and that the b>wn was In an uproar? Yet such !• history A bo*»k IB th« city library aays It 1» ao hence It most be a«» In fa«*t. tbers la »«>< ths slight est doubt of It for the night VHrb Losing your hair? Comint (who was called night watch because out by the combFut? And he worked tn the day» sent In a «lot doing nothing? No sense in call am! re enforcements were only prevented turning out be* suae there that! Why don't you use was only <»ne night watchman <>» the Ayer's Hair Vigor and force In those <*■»«! btrt «ouiewbat un certain days It Is to be regrette-«! that the nm brrlla was ^»t made her* here It »•■ a f<»r»-lgn* r. tb«*"gb it was brought by « promptly »»op »he falling? Balt!t»*reen on a Baltimore ship from Your hair will becm to grò», India too, and all dandruff will dls- Imagine the figure tbe gentleman must bar« cut In tbe «**•*• >>f the pop appear. Could you reason ulace • • be mcendcrod from fli«» dock ably expect anything better? with the village gang at b»a t«ack and **»«••• Ha’f V ’• *• MS «•••’ • •»• M* <• « ■* ••»» » (he village 4<»gB at Ids heel«, There la «» • H* » X t t • . ta’l •** ■ -• no re^rd to »bow whether ho w«s « h •»«»» w * i _• < i ««r «•. yi «• » B khi ’«. j a t • « • chaste! out «»f t»»wn *»n th- quaint charge of bring p*>»w*«ei| of the drefl d-------- U----- for-------------- - or was taken gently but firmly t* th« ducking ¡ wm »I and dr*q»|w«| In. Hut wh«trier haj jirncd to him It Is a very g«»*! l-rt tbst he «!»<! b<d winbr around lang w tbout < nc-unt« ring a ^•»tiling T« m > (•-'•»«t. trouble factury <»f »oHie kind. In tbe rm.••!« fa*ti»« -*>e of the Yet if hr tlv«s| it w.<« (<» laugh 1 II ttve<l to see others adopt the Imports 1 Southern »I >un(«lna Ibero are many Instrument w b rfi at first caused e* « a Lina tn which augur even of the tin M *»t much appreb« 1« <»«» Hr mw the Idea refined variety, 1« unki wo. rap*nd and br»^<lrn. The fame of the things g*> ui.«wiTiiiiAti, hut for «apc Baltinmre umbrella trax « ¡rd tn I'hila dal occasion« th»*ro la reserved a jug drlphla. and «ww*n It was adopted by of mota*»«» or corn syrup, knuwu fa* tbe quakrta w »h n b rtithu»!«* »» miliari/ •• "long awrotrmng." Nr it It wa» heard >»f In New T<»rk. It was In such a cabin that an Itin wbrrr the H«»llan»! Dutch, who bad erant preacher wa» calhn! »¡»on to pn*» brought nothing with tbevn from the the night. Ti.«- mountain* * « w»-re dr • <fher »!»!•* but »be Language they spoke, light«*«! at the honor of »tortsining H’S reeled am««ng thrmsvHra, »ayIng, auch dlMt!ngu!»b«N| company, When "Verily, thia la a go-«d thing to push •upper time came, the usual repast of • long “ btacuita and friasled pork « a» In* rea« And thus from town tn town the «*t| by the addition of N». .«•<! potatoes. umbrella era** sprmui. The bicycle But when It cam«* to p*»uring tbe cof> mania uf later >«*«rs was nothing com f< »•. tbe ho«!**«« w as in L.-r glory She pared to It. an*! the "auto" crate 1« not ¡»r<Hlu* ed a d«?m!Jobn of “long awe« ten w-orth mentioning In tbe »an.e hrvaih Ing,“ and fil!e<l the mlnlatvr’a cup more kbvery s rami f r an uu b «41a than half full of It. Ba Lira cHed f*»r them They I m **' ihw The minister viewed thia proceeding the fashion. They !»e nme ln«*-parabh with alarm from the village sngrs. who could not "There* there, my go*M| woman." he think except they walked and who protested, vehementiy, “tbat Will do. could not walk un!eaa they bad tbelr that will do! Nu more, I lieg of you!" umbrellas under tbelr arm» or may- But 'my good woman“ mistook I ho bap over tlwtr ben«!« Th«» umbrella rnu*«* of hia prule«t. l»r»-«nie ■ badge of rank and dignity “l^iw»y me!" she rl* l.n!mi*«t '•pout »'1 all IxM'nua«« away hark In ITT3 |»e worrited. pnr«on. Why, all 'larsvs a l*»n. tnan walk*.l tlintiigh Halttsiore ain't tuo gool for the minuter," town r-arrjrtn* on«, th«* flrwt utubralln 1 r . t Mr* W 11 s ■ w’s Mo< thing n.n In tkiag*art of tl.«* *url<L Byrup the be «e remedy t«< um » lur thaU chlldr«u during the teething ¡«rtadL USE 09 PIGEONS IN WAR. SISTERS OF CHARITY Ayers improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla thinl of It la tha Voltod «UI m llrtiry Furba, wbo itM roernUy at Haa Frati laco, waa tbo ta«.«rtor of bartM.! wln> It la «a.4 that b» mad» a fortur». fmoi bla Inmatlnn. hot k*«t l't all In Alaaèa wbon bo w.ut In aaon'b of r*i<t Hair Vigor Uses Pe-ru-na for Coughs. Colds. Grip and Ca tarh—A Congressman's Letter I*»» you lx Iler« that !gn*nin<-s is bUna? Ils tnalvelyV-Why? Hhe-~ Yog aewm BO happy • Vale R. »«rd Nell How do you like my new pho tograph ? Ileil lx»xely! I never ahoy It H.mio ubarrvara ha.» <lout>tod tbo Lave known that it was you. - M*ktu«r- rvallty pf N-ruya hr*auao th.y baro THE ‘-SHAKESPEARE" BIBLE. vllle Journal boou unablo lo tb«- br1ghtmhi< of lb»ok Agent—Now str. ran I sod FaiMAu« Ba»*k Hotd si Ke«ti‘»e lo «n a t’l>-»k*tmr.ocont Krtwi Mr > E A«w«ri<SM Cor gl.i/AO. >u an ericy. lnpedU Kx'kott now riala.a to baro innkaurod old John N«> k At MutL«‘b)'B r«-* ently Cb«Me waa of- tbo brtght.nlng quantitàtlvoly, ami I don't think bo I'm tew old lo rida f»r«**l f »r •!*<* eu I ;«rf**ct ¡y - f Lia. b*utu! that unannoahM ('aM In now.—- Punch. Ih«* 11.1 pr!n(«d hy II Starter In Bili <tra.«w Ih» brighino«, lo ¡•er « eut a od lie--After all. you know, tb<-res — tbe New Testamene <tated Iflll — « atlont tunlng fori 3 t*or root nothing tu l»r«t a go*»I mush al cum valsele«« ri**vp( for «urne MS- lxMk rl|e An-nnll ng to Trofeo»* W ft Frank r»'y! Mbs Mb«» <h«'«1Li ting No. except tkma uf U re * r ir»« i:.t*'f*wt ì b«- Un. tbo uKoit itu',xirUirit thing« to be ¡•erbapa, Mbs k»pra re.--El change Blble I h I >i»g«xl to U MLarp <»,.-Ir», <»( <Mgl<»orwi! in plactng and adjuattng a Goodwin—I Lear you gave twenty- Rnihtii , r. Man Lrvt.r, wu <* m * grani ■ightnlng n.l aro a <«*■■! gn*on>t roti five doltaro to li**|p repair the *hurcb? well know u co»’ lector of fatbrr, a nortlon and a «tlroet |>«th to iba I Graaplt- Y«»u have been mtataformvd. liooka and ¡win is. bonghi It fur a noy- ground Tbla niattoc of dlrvrtnr.« I ■ —*ribrd t rrvlgn or two in |\ j U, and later re patii la oo vitali; i>M-oaMr; tbat In < I»!* »gt» New« f»iBc«l >73 for it ‘•oinporlaon wlth II tbr Ihaulatton of FH v I m ! \\ by d«» you <>n thè reverse of the title Of the Lbr md Troni tbo building, rltbrr by daughter to bang the pi bhake* New Teatem«*ut la WillHm «Ir •{■•> oa or glaao «apporta, la Fa ¡»a Fin hoping »brdl •pearo. Bili," and un tbe end rover, •mali Ito porta tiro In fa et l‘r”fo. ro»r her wrlat or bust th« MWlUm KLaksjM'fv. off K <). A (Hirai* Fraukllti balda that "IT thr patb 1« di i'hlcago News. f rd on Avon), bis lliLIr. 1*1151.*' There rci thrrr !• no tir..! of Inoulation, arai • re avverai ufhvr in»- riptl * un«* <»f ■ t tb*' patiti 1« ro'Wi tabout. offwtlrr In "Ito you were st Mr »! ,. * n _■ that *•' • • ■ < I ) » il ■ « ntjrr- ) vqfvr.fn ' I ■*» • •ulati>*n 1« not t ractlrall; froa'.blr aftrr Hl»f'b • <«|« a . • • '’«’.»tb It I « l >; M-d tbe menu like?*’ “| re« A curtou« motor Dot libri; to t*o L» John Fui, of Warwl k. Ih* stai- jug. ter I didn’t tak«* any put tu ¡■r.i'lleal iiw baa booti dorlom! nguo eleo eugg* «l» »'«»« r«»nn«* t*<*n I very seldom !«** h,“ I i»; M I.obo>or, a Errarli «aporlinontor Letween 1b*»maa Hall and J»ru-« Teacher I aupp «ar you km>w liar- Attrr rarrful «r«rrb b. ha« dlacovorod Hall, tn wh nn «ar!y In tb«» « gbt«*« ntli ry, tbat In keeping yuu after »<b<M>i i i a al•>■:«• -«aliod thr domito of Aurrrgrw country of tbe civilised I tm by !>?. H irtman rrntury. tln* lllble betotifp'd, ai«! J*»b’) punish myrotf aa well aa )«»nl Harry In wldcb water r.»ra b; capillare at • <•( Charity are known. ‘ Hall, w ho marr>«*l M» »k«-»|»’ar« a ■ f dk-s ng letter is from G ngtrae. •Yes. m'ni. (bat's why I don t niiud tra'•' n In a b«'giri <*f tour ln< bo. th* y minister to tbe apir- dsughtrr Ihit no < t ;d«*n« <> un <br M.« kie n, »•( NapufaM)' Ohio: It. — Boston Transcript. Tb' < tao »>pi«rr al»oota of tlita otono I Huai itellecutal nccvla <»! the potai I» forti ì i' g i« ine < o , <'olutnbus, torti «II; In a b «In of water, br «u» "No, I won't give y»»u a charg* v « co Knitted to their care, but The p*><digr«*v of thè l»ook waa * * I tiare uard several I they also I- '• fr .. tl.fin ploro« <>f «oltjwtrr *pplr." BiiapiNM hie elater minister I»» their b**dily gar»!«-*! ; • 4* « r* * * »at *> ' ) U»tti«< of P«*rtina «oakr<1 fungila and t*ono«th Ihl« put« ifting!”’ said th»* lx»j "V USeda. t » ti» , ■ r r «• I • . « « opini«»» rnvl frei greatly l«rn- ■ llttlo whrol wlth blottlng papor pad that »¡Miiitnl tbe pin no, «o that yon With so many cliiblrcn t«i take rare varie« within wldr limita Tbe follo « tiled thereby truin dir» Aa tbo watrr peBBM frnm Ibr of and Io didn ’ t hare to pre» tl«*t* f*»r a week?* 1 l»h«t»*ct from climate and dia* i wa» «tartt-d a( • I h » ut en«| my ratatrh of the •tono tn Ih. fungila, tbr lattar urta i«r ami prmtant Hiatcre tin«*' w «:*<• Ernie Gmudr Mapp soya If I refits« «•«**•. tbrer Bfrn-r» Fr. • bought It un behalf hv'od, ami feel on- tbr blottiug papor on ot» >1'1« of tbo have found Ib runa a n«*wr tailing sale- him he will go «way ami join e»lh**r sf au American client f<»r SIX*»» * > Hirag* d to I k 'I iovo «ottool, eauatng tbat «Ido to fall E»ap tbr Japaiiero or llunalnn st my. Belle qulte •• n»u«b aa was anti Iputfwl. that it« rulitiiiued •ratb'U tbrn llgbtorx tli* kiwor pari of !»r Hartman rrcalvra many tallero Then accept him. Th*«*» nations um ’ will fully rrsdl» Avverai other ria nude« of the* «ata I the wheel abile aiartbor portbwi 1« f rom < st holte NiAtrra from all over the have enough rate a «liaraao of rtxxu w ore also I »ought by private col- i made heat y by wotttug. rota tlon l>* I Cnit«*| Htatrs \ Ti*c»>mmrn<| recently rag«» New«. thirty * t ars' stand« lectur» fur considera ble •urna “Bolli». ' Ing thus rot up. tbe rato taf) log wltb , rveuivrd from - ing,*‘—!hivt«i M«i gon emette,' r with the "Further Ad- j the state of tbe Harold Did your charity ball rosi* Detroit. Mnh rt*s«l» a« follows: atinooi'brro. I>r. II I tl.*' I.«t ki>.wn venture«' •ml ’"flrrtous ItvCtMl«*« tlon«.*’ Ire anything for charity? l»v»Uy Weil, In d!»< uaetag l-rforo tbo Ht l»ula pbyaicia na a t;. Ill till* 1'tlltr.i thrvs roiunic«. original calf, mads rather Old datas Gutroi tat In a l>r > B. Hartman. Columbus, Otelo: Academy of flrimco the origin and Dear Mr; •* I hr v oung g rl w ho used Rates, a «a ■ th* lir-t imm to formulato • 1.2TO rn»t wrx far » ut of the »tu fraught, got pneuniot l.«, «lied next day. the Perun« ma * «uttering from larvn- Poruña. h » t» tlir**iiith evolution of gtaae lacuMHi as abta to eyw In» ifrniua thnr'a re**»rt! • »t«h!l*Ltd Iti 11»G t! •* and left ten thousand dollar» to an or gitis and I >«« of v«»ke I hr result «»< ami j*cr»v < ■ that it waa intr*.Inicl 1(W» follo Mhak«’*»i*rari full, f 17 hl sight I»? C. Itarck contradicted some phan asylum.— Fork. ! • ' * 11 1 » t r \ widely ac*'«^j<trd opinions <»n thia *ub h» the m*-li- d ¡‘rah *»n*»n nt thia coon* le thè I / • ■ i » » r ! f Mias Fepperj She «ay» you apj*ear >hc founJ great relief, and after Jrot F* r hiBtan* <•. be found, a* (lie re- try. It under tb« ! tjs » * r i»n«l “ I L* \ L » further use of the medkinr we hope bablt of telling all you know «ult of an riamlnattan of historical Il y ) •!-. not «1« rive pn mpt ami oat- of Uakrf.M 177' ¡’U- .1 .* I at Cbolly Fawncy! I Why I uavab m»*t tu be able toaay *hc 1» entirely «.ured.” «• that to (hr Eg’-ptlftu». the Sister» of Charity. i*l ' -’V resulta from *hr u«v ut Peru* >1 73. !xmd(»n New« All'» Fair In l.«»vc. her till lawst evening, ntnl then only J.fmiirw If.,, e.i.r.,! a H a , , raa with «•reeks st«! flw « »mans glas»**« were Thr young girl woe under thr «'are of na, write at «»tire L> br Hartman, giv* Ml«« Milliou S • y--u know Mias Tip for five minute« Ml«« Fe«*pery - Travelins I.«»ft*. unknown 1 hia la In contra von tlon of upp.Mirit io i;arly llrrAkf«»!«. i j the Si«»«*r« of Charity and u»«*l Frruna top. the l»rlir of th« »«ason? M 1th an army un th»* mar* h tbe us • Well? Philadelphia ledger. w. urod Thr >rw < - k H hat t . .«• do y«»u the *oî».n »» «latcmrnt that Nero Mr. Sharpwit (after Mi»« M ilbon’a ! l it catarrh of the throat with goo<l rr- hr Will I -c ¡■l«,i-»-| l»> give yuti hia val- "Yea. be began here ns an office ha « < • ■ , - ■ gtaaar« to correct hia near •Ightednv'W. <»f pigmna s* n «‘»»engeni has so fur heart. Land and bank account)* ♦ Hi . } M . uahta a«frta gratia. «tllta a* th«* ata»Vu tatter (ratifies. pro»©«! « failure, all ei|»erlmeuta to get Mr» High M’err \»m. . , t|r«y .M’* fAch« I»r Hark roja. w**ro ta »ha «nd 1 muva in iu »U —much th» boy." “And. I aupporo, mastered ev- S«-nd to Th«* F» runs Me! n ine C«> , I« • t of W r » » ». . < • 1 ■ ? • these birds lu return t«> a loft contlnu y «tatnll uf t! *• ‘ :n • < ■* ’ ! nt J * vrtitrd by two It« Ita mi. Armati and »»in«* **t un. ( Jninl-u», O. Columbu«, Ohio, t»r a free Luok. writ- tl llartn , - —-Smart Krt. slly on the ii <« mo having bevu void of ; Mun* Million By th» say, her» rutn»» could take charge of the great e«t«b- Hplua, at thr end of tbe thirteenth cen We will meet h**r lluhment." "No. he marital th«* amlor tury At firet only convex tatuw*« were auccva«, aays the Fllgilin. Japan tins, .Mi*» Tiptop n*»w. • • • Why, ») •< -1.1 t) t partner's daughter.“ Kart>an<« however, w ith th«* tenacity of purp*»ik« fa •’ t !< l>im* ultlr* <>f % it) h<>r«h1p Wink» Ohl («r>iu«-a appiani f ta all Usn!. but after about two centuries rvcognife yon. ■ ivr •*« were employed Thomas for which «he 1« famous, scored a s*ic I Str' w'w -i>g V»tL r H'l-ra. can’t y>-» filmpaon—Williams ha. alwnya a broke Up Mr. Sharpwit She always art» that reea with traveling loft« Such lofts Jmk» N • winder II»« only m<n play» 1 ung discovered the uro uf cyllndrl* II XV keep th it baby quirt for about two min nay when I'm with a prettier girl than gi*od supply of nice fresh «gg« Hi*» > •-1 ’* Mr«' ’it, i tu drive «-i.« th« raer«, sud Li* on ; »L» u «-t |«j* cal ir!»** » In l4»’!. rim ! tbr astronomer aru stocked with bin!» »»« soot) as they ■ abe is. does he gut them? Thompson III. wild. th« banjo. Airy •¡•¡»11**-! them for th«* correction are oh! tmougil to leave tbe neat, an<! neighbor* all keep fowl« «ml HrV**r Wife No, I can’t I’ve g t to fin»«h h<»niei hing Mimplr. tbe birds are k* pt confined within It •f astigmatism In 1K7. Bifocal a;*wc lork their fowlhuuae dnttr». S.mp•un the •l.-hr«. ai.-I km »'! tbe bread, and I‘at«*nt Off!«-«* Clerk k i*ur marhhie is Ab. I see! Poached egg«, »h? W by Mtould lie. taeles were Invent**! an«! first used by until rv«^ulred fur use The whole l«»ft mrn«| T»miu> • rtathc«. • la then transferred to the mll|taty Casey l»nl y<- tak« » va*«ti><n th » Benjamin Franklin In 17H3 Struggling Author IVell, anyhow, you “Shall I get oft thia end of the car?" yesr Mika? twee, or temporary ¡«»«t n«*ar tbe a* «*m* xx ill i»r »lire to infringe on ««»me other ran make Johnny »i»«l »is »tup their «aid a tady to the condu<tor on n iiixint »<>n. aud make trouble, with no Corrigan wi« ntl CLEVELAND AT HUME of operations, and the bln!»«, then sev racket, and ch»«« the* win»low» •«» there end of v»»urt coats Santa l’r train the oth»*r «lay. n» It glr.k« ft ». Put k. won’t In’ eo many Mini'll« «**»tning In from eral months old, are given tbelr llborty Foor luveutur — 1 can ’ t afford auch ei I idled Into Topeka. "Just »uit your l*lact>t I.tía oí tiw »; a - l*r.«l<t.nt in for the first time Not ha Ung flown to thr n**ight»«ir«. ami l«a,k th« «louro «o thuro petM»«*». I'rlnc.lon, *i. J. self. madam," «ahi th«* conductor, hr»rtta«« bill rolh»rt«»rit can’t get iu <0 another locality, they qn < kly settle “Hadn't you better try something sitn Rhe - tLi you ibi ran anm*y me I’m writing an article on l unch at Westland la aeri od at 1 down to their new surrounding«, and ¡•hr at first. What is thabin your other "both ends atop." Topvka Capital. truly lova »■ .i < "How to Be Happy, Though Four.** »’clock, w ben the ctiildrvn r.tuni troni In a few days are familiar with the hand ?’* Tbe Parson I Intend to ¡»ray that Hr Weil, if Cat’» the oriljr » 1. at»« acbo*-1 “This? A bit "f wire I |>i< kr*d up in you may forgive Caney ter having Melerai boura later. If tbe country for tulles around Every «»¡» «L« haa ) « • I •* ili l*r F-»r br< n« I » tri»«»’ •** try I’ • »*• Cure weather la flue, tbe carriage la made portuidtyr 1« arlrel U» gfrr them addl the street. A button ua off nu «1 I'm going thrown that brick at you Tbe Pattani f r • •< * ui. j It i* a »• -I » Ufp t»> use It t«> f»»ten up my suspenders." re.*ly. aud Mr. ( let aland with Mr*. A dr / ,-t- pr» «■ . . tional ex|H*rten> «• before b«*ing actually Ae Abi rr « |«<r <1, “Well. Hull gne yuu a patent on —Mebbe yer rlv rente 'ml ta aavlng mvdicm« < ’ lei eia nd a i»l one or inora of the fain tolme if ya'd Juat wait till Ol git w«*|| used In the Sen Ice. and ti» keep open that." Raid a y- |>h j « moi » n«n.«<| Pr-• t •r, lly dril» about the town or along one communications with an m «I vsu < e ««»I* Mitnple «a A II <\ Brooklyn "1 thought I na» tny gr ««r • I »r an' then pray for Casey Ro Wonhl Like to Know. American F’athvr ll »w b* tbb? Be But a•*«••..: Iir ig (•» ti» «tat«‘tt»«*-nt !■« letter -of th« many delightful country ruade umn. or for s outing work, these truv- Elfe. ft re ,«»nr marriage I a«k«*d for rorne “I *>a.® ui » , fSH HR AMO It aeema that I am only L.« Hr * In tile vicinity. Thr tarsus are baya, cling lofts haxe pn»xe<d Itnaluablc A JapaucM* of an inquiring turn of “He ¡w»ee» as a r« f rn >'r doran t You proof that y*»u bad credit abroad. Brick** fot «-•• y««Hk <»4 c«fi trvtfc- and If not fsat, are «afe and sartie» Shouhl, however, the bns«’ of opera ndn«l has rrv««nt!y ad«lr«*««»ed a note Io he?" "<>b, he's uor««« tb tn n r» f «rm mimtdbUely drew a «bosk on « Far»» ♦u y CCy ’*>*1 I »•«« k*4 <>f th« thirty « ¿Lt Sultana w!.<» In« i at>l«. tlon» l»e ndx siued. or a t«’iqw»rnry ¡«»«t th«» V iilage Improvrmeut Society of « r. HI» Ideas would ups* t lhe whole i Imtik f**r a large sum, and it *n« bou* any’R * g g U «M H mwe» com Filled th«» Oit>>u>an rtupir«' *iur* th«- • Dinner, tbe formal meal of thr «lay abandoned, tbe bird« are nt once dls-J South Orange. N. J. *1 be »ubje«.*t of •octal anti bu«lnr«« world fort a «4 E»€-*»c«4 lie «»ya if | •r**| N«»w you (ell me you have Uot a queaf of <on»t ant inopie l»jr the Purks hl« Invr»tlgutlon Is one that is fa at We.tiand. la a«r*«d at 0 O*CÍ‘M?lí i ■ J r*vf o* I«» f ** anotk** om *• «*arded am! a new loft trattsferrvd »o he bat! his way be’d put in jail every cstit to y our muh ». thirty four have tai ». :< nt »I. H,. j «••»* S». A •»•« **| A«*e*« . «fMBM) miliar to m<»»t part« of the world, but 1 Hiring tlia eveulng. If tlw family la the aiter«*«! surround ng« I rviK'li Count (hl« roti hi law? Not a body w ho ought to ta* there. “■ Pblll* no doubt the «'ommunlty of wbl« h the ■ lone Mr <*l«reland gbea hta tlm« to cetif ime. Kou tn * / AartirH »turn with The city of Khefll«**«! charg«-» $10 30 f., Bcouta. Loth mounted and on <y<*le. ilelphla Frv»». “How did that • !»«•• k cutns to be paid, a Watitrpr of Otkti cremating In the city crematory th« lite chiMren outil tb«lr ret!rlrif hour, each carry front four to six birds In a ln«|Uiry I« mad«« will f««el flittered by “ You can ’ t keep a g h > I man down," thru ? Etplaln that “ ibi» eviden« •• of Its popularity. <>r talk« with Mn Cleveland. Very tadle« <>f r«-**»d«*nta au-1 |«l tur ih» taJ.» Clothing and Hatt bamtNM» cage, slung after the fashion “I prwvtamily h«d informe*! »re Ferre T he honorable of thr South < »rangea •ahi tbo tauirder w*b*i has a mania fur of noti resident*. often lot read« The ai l’real-lent la <>f a knap«a< k and thus rep »rts are Obi QUARANTI« IS BACK 09 THIS quotations "t ’ ntas». ’ * o! a rvinl the Lankiiire *»t i va» vna'.»¿«*d to your ■leeply luter erte-! In work« of blatort •rr asked in ss hat way they rid them* BiQN UF THl fikH amt bark without the n«*«*« a«!ty uf fluff) haired girl who typewrilee l»e- da ugh taire." In a rarrat raro In a Par»« »rlv«-« of him the much truublenome cal or political character, but b« orca, A. J 1 .v / m ’ CO. their h aving their post of obseri atl<»*i. waa Mated that the d«*f«-i»4nut. i no»« pii to? How do they approach him <*ause »be needs thr money, ’hr has a an nali; devol.-a attention tu a gnu*! «Mie*. V X 4. f • For greet dlatnn «•» two birds may be officer of cavalry, ba ! »¡-ut »rat In a crowded *-ar Then y >u can't in his bouse among thr retala ami novel or a work of lighter theme i i io*ri ca flown with th* «nm* <!)«prtt* h, but this lu Uv« m<»ntha. grt him up “ - <'h:»*ag«» Nrwa. i * -r If gur-ata are «latrili« the bouae. Mr mnrwhrs, w«> na to remote him eff«*c- la seldom require«!, the usual cu«t*»ni * « - ■' ». CS* ». A Mrs. Jones— I think It's the m-'«t The Inrrro«* of r'at>ada « report tr .d Cl«velai>d la not averse to a game of l»eing to r*|H*at each immaag«* on »ul>- ttmlly from tbr dang««™ that hr dor« «•« to pr<»p!r of good mind« wb «« akin» ridiculous thing to call that man In In Itali with Grrot Britain over t! Itllllarda. at which be alto»a a cunald A km«II Favor. »••quent bird* »«• that tb<* ntial pigeon Toiled Mtalre «4» f 4 J •• * > <■»», m |>X, cratde amount of skill hr mn»t puncture? All this I would the bank a “teller." Mrs J»»hn*«’n - Young Wsfr pin «.-, ti: h L'htd—Quick lll»erat<*i| would n«»t only « arry It« own 1&7.UUU (Ml) like ao mu« b to know. Í Tb« routine of Ufa at Uvat la nd Why? Mrs Jones flrcauro hr »Imply Qui* k ’ U a ke up! 1 hear won* on» but also a «^»py *»f th«* message» amt ' moves easily. It Is a placid. a)t'»tf*th won't tell at all. I asked c i’lHt to-day 4«»wn «taira. by the bird« first liberated It must b* er happy cilatence. Th* ai Froaidrut how mm h my bu»l*an«l ha«l < on drp mit I!u«bai)»l (»Iroptljr) — Wbat do they undvr»t«Msl that the flight **f the p g la a prime favorite amona th# neigh III liita ««* *H to ta <1*»Htg ? there, ami I m * Just laugb«*d eon wouhl I m - seriouaJy lni|«*d«*d w«*re Wit* Itark! Ilror that! Ixira. and th« lively Inttiwt be Ulu< Tbay'rs Young I only — You are a won« Irrful in th* ¡laiitrj*. 1 heard in/ e»k» tai tn h-cal affaire. Inclading política, baa it to be burdened with any great master of the piano. I bear, weight and con ar. | urn <!y dispatches Mtrw« k Through. tsttto. etalearnl him to all ITI me ton U hen Herr Argi’lan«!»*r wa« one of Ger- vou Spieler (hlred for thr occasion) I 11 »i«!»a »«I t wrorilyi Tell them to I he walks abroad, which he often does. are wrltb u on «¡»»-«-lally pr« pared slips t»lay aggompsuimeiit« rometim ■ *OlU«*ti 111*'*. pleaw nut «lie in th« bous*. of rice prt|H*r T Lr**»* contrary to th * many*« moat dietiugutabed a st ruuo- lie la •¡»¡»roarhabls ami always ready A.'eoii.pinlmeiit, fu •.■.< He waa greatly loved and ad- Young l-ady 1 for a talk with any on# who frvwta general Impression, art* not tied round mer« the bints* neck, but are n»l!«*l an*I m:r<*l by the y<»uugrr g«-n«*iallot) of Ing? |-f«>f<'»ur »ou spl.«»er «Kipftn- him. panlments to <ou» erwllofi. New !» » • ! - Mr. de vela nd'a connection with placed In a celluloid bolder, fastens! students, both («rrman and foreign, York Weekly • by two «-Id»» t«« th«* bird's leg. and ar*» many of whom were proud of Lav lug ITInceton Vntveralt; la a «outre of l.rupt» ni. Ilavmg he.»r i «d b S S. I de Vt hrrlrd hrui cr» f«*r Plat.r», Mr» Alta** of roiirar, you married Ab thus miTleti close under the tall of luid him as tbelr ¡»r«*« «*ptor. citici! lo try it. an<| am givi lo aay that il considerable enjoyment to him For the woman who k<«p« bouso the blrt! when It la In flight. The t«»tal Among them, says Ur. Newcomb in Mr Beta*«* fur love? Mr» Itabrv Well, the though not a regular uiemlwr of h-t» «lotte me a great «kal « f, - -I. 1 iuten*! Wright Of tbiS carrier. whi< h le »nanu hl» •'ICetnlm». <-n* «-»,■’ wan l»r. B A. yr«, I »»q»|M»Br you w*»ul«| call it that ¡»lants tb«*rv nre a growing numl>er of lo continue lo u*c it, «a 1 ta ve it to l< faculty, aa la generally believed, tbs l«»r large nml heavy thè br»t |:; -.►! Moluiue un thr r ari t. several Iwtvna he delivers «ach year facturvd by a Brighiti) firm, is under fiotild. who |ovr«| to tell thia story of I marrl«**! him to prof«*him from no »N»m«-met.’ « « less than three widow» In our »trv«*t. ¡'»ant» m MI mt sau« » r <»r traj ou e h«*el« the professor s wit. Cleveland, Terni. W. K- l’KTi.ai. 1 In fulfillment of a lectur*wh!p l>e<|iMrat four grams. When l»r GuuM waa tn Germany at If I hadn't bum p!»•**! him up, one of will I m * fourni of »p«*-lal ml vantage. For ovrr fiftren years I bave »uffrrtd glvM hlm a ætnl offl.-ial attachment. •Irwele «nd it»«* He«ih«r a student, be had abundant hair but them wotihl hair ta*rn «tire to get him. Not «»lily do th**sr hold the ¡ m >( high He la on the beat poaathllg terms with tn<»re or k s (r tn Impure JU.» I Al ut a The up to date girl no longer wears ■ Boston Transcript. enough from the floor t*> keep the vear ago 1 had a l-»il ap|* ar >-ti mx Ir^ tb« nnivenlty staff, and th« |xvn*h at her ring» to mat«'b h«*r <*uatuujr«. but no beard. <>n hi» return there from America, year» later, be had grown a leknv thè kuce, whn h w.v» ftdlowed t v ’ ' M eat la nd often contain« a gathering Mentor Partner What title »hall we mulNturo from Injuring tl»e carpet, re to match the weather thrve m re on my f « k ! oaw S. S S. conilw.oei! of such dlstlngulahed nieu beard» and had becotuo ct»mplrtrly bald. give »»ur new taauly ta»tik ? Jauiuf! quiring no other st«mi fur that pur- I »uring the hot auiumrr «hr discard sdvertioed a- I i > I tu tfy >t. AfL r as l,f.vfreaor »Tothlngham. the emi He entered Argviander*a study umin Partner— How wmihl " H<»w tu |L*f *ma puar. but they facilitât«.* tbr moving of « m | her diamonds and ru»ors fur to tab ing throe tattles al! Itale «h«ap¡<*ared Bounced, and the professor luuk**U Beautiful" do? Men lor Partner I h»»*t ev«"t> the heaviest plant with no injury nent archaawloglat. am! I*r Van Hyck andi have nut beet* trou!.:- ! any aloca. patra, tmHinstoiH » ami turquoises Rhe tielleve that would make a hit with to th«* plant, corp«’!, or the mover. For the peat few yeara an address to declared tbr m«»rr ardent atone« made blankly up G k <> G. I kbtio . •Tk»n't you know me. Herr Prufes- most women, Junior Partner -Th*» Naw York Globe tii« student« by Vlr Clei alami forma IM W. Jeffrrwm St , L uuwti II«, Kjr. her feel warmer than thr weather oorY' asked the visitor. we’ll call It “How to Continue Bro ti- a regular feature of commencement With tbr nippy fall da>» abe puts MG CO»T Of UI-CHATIOM Newark. Ohio, M»r 3t. 1905. tlfni " Seulor Partner A h. Ihl'* » Mk The professor looked more closely IMlUN «WO» « «1*1 Alt.AMi eierclaea at the unlveratty. on her emeralds ami sapphire«. On a From r!rl.!!...-l I h«<l t^en t 'Irrel MPi:*» •»•»»’. ! I wt i ¡«y rash »rii. «»lar lor frw lllualralrt tmitoa •*lt'» OouldT* he rrlrd at last. “It stuff!- Flttaburg Iteet At theae functlona tbe «I President !*»r ail fiMu)r«!{<•« of «ton« *•»» 1 With »•».! 1.1.--I, .kin erupt n. and holla, .»right, sunny «lay »hr wears pearls, ou th nasot what ton have »»»•! get That waa a »ph-udld ba* k fall jo, I h«.l boil, ranging (rum five t .twenty in conforma to all the rule« of college eti but never on a gloomy day. fur she la Gonld mil hi» hair struck through I" t»‘V • * !«••» numtwr each mm. The burning ac* quette. »ml ap|>eara In a black gown, made In your death a>*ene ta»t night." M. P. M k Mli r«»N. T»» It»«« ». W ir says ¡»earls are nothing but Irara. any cutnpanying the araption w«. te-riMe. a mortar board am! the gt*rgw*ua black remarked a young member «»f the «ab ani Jt*bnuro ’•treeUu Ferii sud. U»« way, and the romblnatloo of pearls «8.8 aretnr.i to Ire )u»t tlie 1 ■ I. l ie and yellow bow of an l.l.D Mrs (*om|»any to thr emliirnt tfagrd an OMOUN IMIHIAM» ami clouds would t»e too depressing to Deeded in mv caaa. It drore out all nn; u- Cleveland also take« great Intereat In I The latter looked at the flatterer with PR I endure ntiea and I id blood, giving me perma college affaira, and alie la a cmaplco ”Y« a ' lie a«« I A »llMpL’ioU« glare nent relief from tbe akin aruption and On rainy days aha wears opal» l»e A «.IRt W WlloOl. OP TUR ............... H l«À tirar “and I'»! like to tay my ha mis on tbe toila. Thia ha. t>een ten yean »«to, and I oui figure In tbe audience -Woman's rwu»e they pnnnlae brlgtitmras and < l.AW* >-,.fjw» t-l i«»r ! « », l.e**«l| n, Horn« Companion blithering kltot who «»«¡»rd thr •ta laave never Ua.1 • return of tbcilneaeB. Ihr «*|tiip<*»«ttt - ih» tati H«n<l ivt cai- clear days to come. Iler rubles, gar alof u« For tlx Study of kina. J. D. A tmkbti »!«. floor "—4‘lrvrland Flfiln I’ribr nets and diamond« she save« f«»r win FHIUMTENEO BY UMBRELLA Write for our BOOKKEEPING ter weather. Ii •• a •>*),, Fira! I ec«i in the I nitrd Mtatre Created The diamoml la a g«v«d -'Yet,,t ««hl be. Ir'tlng out auotlirt rold SHORTHAND Bl Ik akindwaw. a gowaatiou in Kt recta. weather atone, even If It la somewhat notch beyond tbe •p«-*d limit, "tb«* at» How many pereona know that Bal stately, becaus«« It 1» «instantly giving tuiuublla haa i-nmr to •»«; ’’ is import Ant. We tlmorw la the American borne of the out dashra of brilliant color. Amo Then tb« machine atowrd down car, cun »how result», umbrella, that away Lack In 17T2 ib* thyats are alway» suggestive of thick formation a abudd<-r or two and a dry. raapuig for every one of flrat umbrella ever ween in the I’nitel clothes, and sh<»u!d t>e woti Just as jronr c cough and at**|»|wd. our graduate» arc Rtat«*e marched through Baltimore summer Is changing Into fall W^F W-w y<>« notbi- New "Y o M wrr« right.” Mid hia rti* «t. a employed. town with a man under It; that gn«««t f«w boura later, aa they lrude<*<i weari Tbo Swift Spccitlo Coaipary, Atlanta, La. old colonial denim ran for their Ue«*a ly Into town lloiiaton l*nat Writ« for our Citatogli« Those women who gu on tne theory at eight of It, that horses bop|»*d that a few nilnub•«* waiting for meals Rome promoter might «am the un fence« am! tor* wildly from meeting makes no difference to their husbamla. i PISO'S dying gratitude of txwmllruc h«»u«e j a- lx»uro pnata; that l»arrualda tn ye tav HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE »•• •- a i xi * rj have another gm*«» coming trona by organili ng a i»a«h truat an I ■ h « •>««» »rrwp. i --1 V« m ern ran to taort ami window a to ar«« TECA U't l»ooatlng Ita price l»eyoud the roach of fOETlAro. OHL the a bow. while yr etar dips »maniac The cheeper the show, the more il I be ma »ros shouted with ’unuh power and great mim to piatola and daggers« • <•» u> VMM.,., «vi P.K.K Which has cured thousands. Thin Hair WET WEATHER COMFORT ECONOMIC*!. IRRIGATOR Phillips Hydraulic COLUMBI» ENGINEERING WORKS ST. IIHLEN’S II ELL R ^Bk sb \^k /TLKMJFk * SMZEnnAii-iznQi RUSSELL ‘“IU SAW samhls High Grade TllSTACKEdS Machinery The A. H. Averill Mac’iine y Ci I’.iRII \M», ORI GON.