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Jill Humors
4 MO I Hl H'S i ROHS SUH SHIP.
1
Ars hnpurw matter« whi h tbe »kl«,
User, kJJneye and other orgsas < aa
•ot takt r<r« of wlthout bei ¡1, tbere to
auch aa acctimutoL n of tl>rm.
Tbey littor tbe wbo'.e System
Ilmplea, bolle, «caema and other
•ruptjon«, I om of appetlto, Uiat t.rvj
fee.ing. bilious turn«, flu of Indiges­
tion. Juli hcada l.es and n.any uLbar
trvuL.es ar« due tu Ihr tu.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Remove
all
humors,
a'!
overcome
tbelr effe- te, atrri.gtl.i n, U.uo
invigorate the wlmle i).um.
and
"I bad Mil rheum <wi my hs- -ts so that I
Sou id MX work 1 t-> k IL- I • -arsapar a
and ll druvs out 11» I. <o r I ..■< ■
I
IU um till Uw ».rea <1 -appeared
Maa.
lax < * I1» - -
Hood'« garaapanlta promisee
cure and keeps the promise. •
<•
Tilles of ISowlitful Origin.
Continental titles eave of tbe high
»st w.rt have L. • o «
< .-I « .t■ se­
ptetos In this country, but Ui •»« of
England har« turn a- <¡>t.«1 « 'll a
m<Mt as Implicit faith as llauk of
Kngland notes inspire
Vet the h> r
aid a college 1st« ly
1-
<■«
able SMerth.n Uist ma .y i
s . . ir.
using bogus tltlM In tingisi»! and that
others arv using tltl.-s to « '. i ' - >
har« not Mtabtlaised their . slin ai.d
probably • -’i d u.-t bring any -
•'
lory proofs
Ami the «Lior of 1» »I •
I'evrag« admits that there are between
whose
fifty «11 and ality
I. .
.. la
claims would not bear
< >ae »cru-
tiny.
For eiample. an ambitious am! ro
tired business n .n
«1 '
find In s nr »•
«1 — 1 p • ’ of t
country some lands formerly . s : .»I
by aim« r it met family of »
. wh •
had p..a»ess.it a til!»
II.- >- a t
pro¡>»rty uulrily claims d< ent et. I
coolly a awn mes the title
In lasndon
auch a Course WoU I ¡
i
. ■
flowed, but In the country | >p <• .re
less suspicious Nor la • i- h Imposture.
It aerina, crmlrary to I filali law. It
a¡.; .-are s - ■
which enjoy long standing »err as
turned In aouie su b «ay. ¡ •
>. s . ¡,
turi«« ago. and owe whatev.
. I ty
they bgve to
»• •
\ .
tiny of English t
. t > . it.-,
painful thing
Springt!, d M i
lie
pablksn.
I
Sure < urr at I sit.
Munlicallo, Mias., Oct
1 I Kpn is'
— I-a «renew county is in alm.«l dally
rw eipt of fiwb evidence that a sure
cure for all K dney Tr.-ub
bns al last
been found, and that cure le I‘.«Id's
Kidney Pills.
Among those who have reason to
bless the '«rest American Kidney Rem­
edy ia Mrs. I. E. Baggett <4 tins pt»<e
Mrs. Hagg. tt tied l*i psy.
I'--! : sKi-l
nsy Fillg ruled her.
"1 sas troubled with my kill, vs,"
Mrs ltagge tt save in rec. itnnending
I> -ld' Kidney Pills to ber friends, “my
□tine would hardly pass. Ths doctors
Mid I bad l»ro|ey.
1 l.avr taken
Baid's Kidney Pills aa directed an I am
now a well woman.**
Dodd's Kidney Pills rure the kid­
neya. Cuivd Ki-lneys strain all th«
ImpurltiM out of the blocd.
Tics
meant pnie blood and a aouml energetic
tn»1y. Hold's Kidney Pills are the
greatest tonic the wo» Id haa
••rf
known.
B'-dy
We ar« n->t bothering
about «bal kind of ■ body we are tn
bave aftor tbe rveurr«eUon. but about
U m kind of body wa bave now -Ker.
I M. Ho d-rtuan. HapUet. New York
City.
Amon.-atd»ra
Tru»
Aui«v1'atilsin
tn cans Imiti Idus Ham. and to bw tru.y
¡latrlotlr' w» must tnak» th» tuoat of
ounelvM. morally. liKsll»<-tuaUy and
.¡•Irttual.'y
llev T. H. Leland. Mrtb
.-list, 5 k-tor. Vol.
,
In Hla ltuagr
Tbe <r.-at«-«t honor
Go>! did to man was to make him la
Ills hk«ro»M. and th« crvat*-et di»d»onor
u>an <-«n do to God la to make God In
loan's Imagr
Itev V. F. Farringtou,
Baptist, llttsburg. l‘a
Tbe lllght Way - Moat of us know
v«ry well th» way In which wa should
<n. and <>ur morel percept! ma of truth
atw quite aa rlear as can bw eiprwssesl
In any sermon
IU*v
Her E
K A. Hanley,
Baptist, Cleveland. <»hlo.
thurob
Benefit«
Mankind. Tbs
church tend» to lift men up and give
them material prosperity Tb» mora l y
Inculcated by tbe pulpit puta men la
tb« way of business euoceas««
Itev.
It. It Tyler, !»t»r|pl», I»euv«r. CoL
Always tbs Ksme
Tb» truth does
to« rltangr; It Is ctrmat and Immuta
bl«. Tti« trachlnga of J«.t»s do tvX
change; they aro ths earns yes erdsy
today and forovwr
Rev. Rotiert J
Burdette, Baptist, lx>a Angeles. Cal.
Kgtravagnnce.-—The
majority
ot
young men with whom I bav« lieeu
acquaint«*! In tb» last twenty years
wer« living so »xtravagaatly that tbry
dared not cont«-mp¡at» inarr.ag,- —
Jtev. K A. Banka. Mirtbodlst, New
York City.
\
b.T
Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of
Young \\ Oman’s l*cm¡>crance Association
of Buffalo, N. Y., strongly advises all suf­
fering women to rely, as she did, upon
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
••r>«Ail V m Pi’rwnAw • — Y -»tir medlHn» 1«
in I Irai WHmmì
medicinr. an i Ly f»r thè S t I Un >vr t*> resL-rr i<»4 L *!th »n i Btrentfth. I
•uff« rt-t! mUerr fur »cvcrhl ye.«r«. l* u»g lroubie<| with in«*n«*rrh»<i&. My t iM'k
»< hed, ! Lati L arintf-iluwn tutine »n<l frr»;u<-nt h* * . in v 1 «.»uLI <*ftrn
wak-’ from r«*»tful
nn 1 in »urh rado t tal 1 «uff. r» I f r h > ir» brf<>rw 1
O'ul l b' • t<» * • ; .,•»!! I .1 •C ■ l •
n
a* •!
'| a« t’ir V. . ftrv <t»F»w
I oon«ultr>l tw<* <1 ff» rrnt | .?«.* i»u», L
(.» p-t r« •ì ut. ♦ iMltug th»t
Ihrlr n>r«iie pil li, t a» . » t * ,. a u. , 1 t
-1
\ «g«*f tl»l«‘ ( <»lll|>«»U!l<|
ou U»e rv< ■
ndnti«>n of » friend fnun t’>e l .mt wh<» w .«« vÌMting me.
•' 1 »in (?!»<! that 1 foliowed h* r * U • «», f r rvrry arhr n;> 1 nain I» ir« ne,
• nd noi only thìa. Lui rny penerai I ■ dth »« mu> h imprortNl. i have » fino
apjw’t » tu an* 1 have galnrd in tir ah. My • arn« t »<Jvirp b» «uffrrln^ wom? n 1»
t»i»ut »W.1Y «H »>’ cr i *!
ora »ini («» tI.ydii» I*. l'inkhaln'» \ « g«*-
tul>lc €'<> iii | h > uii < ì . w — M io » N cllì » U hi . ml ». M o N o . l)n im *» u M , Buffalo, N. Y.
Tbs ladder of < Lrtst
The rounds
ar« an rsaenttal part of a ladder, and
we are coming mor« and tutu« c early
to realise that all Christian manlf»-
tatlona are substantially one
with
Christ
Bev W F. Balnl.r dgc, Con
gregatlouallst. New York City.
IT»» Hight tn Exist
No ctilld iuta
a right to salat unl<M th<-ro is a pro»
pact of Its ¡»>»»<-wslng a good bodily
.t . n a nd,
ng «
by Ita parents until capable of earning
its live! Land
Bev. J
I. Kcudiler,
Congregalioualist J»ts*-y City, N. J.
nis.4 Irene Crosby, prominent in Social Life in East
Savanah, (ia., adds her testimonial to the value
of Lydia L. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
Recrxtion. Th. physical, mentii
and moral for-ea cannot always I*«
on a strain.
Reereetlon meerM to
ro.-veate, and when rvcu¡*eratcd thus»
f< r e» aro lietter able to perform tbelr
respective functions
Bev.
Georgs j
H-boll, Dutch lie form«*!. Baltimore,
Md.
Ii o' .",...?• -a l|. ’
tjrant
nor fanatic ever rvn<-etve<! a more dia­
bolical w heme than that of tbe ortho­
dox ' bell " if Uie .Supreme Being tor­
tures unbelievers with unqu-n hable
fire, tbeii Nero was but a fobie Im!
tator of fils
llev E W. Taylor, Val ’
wreal 1st, Brooklyn. N. Y.
D kar Mna. P imkham :—** It alveara glee*
me plrAAure t*> find an article of real value
and uiviuf H«tn»*l merit. I have f■*un<l
L><lla L. PinkI i . uii '1» Vcirrtablr* ( oin-
|> oiiim ! well caL ulatv«l to r? iirve on«l cure
the varioua trouLlva arising from Irregular!«
tic» ami mcuatrual pain*.
••Much Buffering <<»u!d t»e aparrd if wo
only pawl more atL*nti< n to pr ¡»er firing r nd
diet. 1 it as L»ng
wt'incn »Io not do this,
your Vegetable <
I"t < n n to
th« fr* nt aa a true frieud In m*c«L I have
been very pleased indeed with the relief it
haa brought inc
I find that I have perfect
healt^i ii ’W, ami that mv mind ia also more
<! ir and active sim«* 1 u•• 1 your Vcge-
tablr < oinpouisfl. It h n f.. n »»f great
benefit to me, nmi I gladly recommend it.
Vcrv
i an C kmb T i
313 Eaxt Charlton SL, Eaal Savannah, Ua."
Ilrnicniber that every woman Is cordially invited to write to
Mrs. Pinkham If there 1» anything about her case or symptoms
she does not understand. .Mrs. Pinkham*» address is Lynn. Muss.
Her nd vice is free, and Ls cheerfully given to uuy uillng woman
who unks for it.
I
j
' *. a •
<.' b ri a U a
that divina euuoni) of grace which
make« a fully devrloped man with!
deep convictions am! w ho n-a.laea that -
the bust news of Ilf« te to live, from a
divine Ideal, a practical life of useful
A p A A A FOR F f IT « «• <••• ■<f xliwtih t r -1 ¡ . ih. , nsl Uii.rs ac.t dfriatsrsa ot
- ist»
- -as.
ucea in tlie world, llev. T. A. King,! V hl II II I sbv<s ls.1—..UXJ, »L..L»..¡¡r,'
VvUvU
I.,dl. I. I'lukl..... Ms«l. Io., Ljua. Hua.
Nwcdentaurgian, Cleveland. Ohio.
Natan
Natan te not a devil
He Iv
the God Mnt adverMry for trying and
Srw York's t'lssslo < It lew.
Old Joke Tr«n
strengthening of a great moral nature
New York State ls full of cltl.-s and
The old Joke* alxiut th«- an'Ljul'y f Chrlat'a temptation la natural end nor towns of classic uoui.ti la tore There
the ballet girl hat** gone out < f fa«h* mal. His expertem-» la universal eg i must have been a wave of Graeco
ton. and It Is not likely that th y will pe itone«,
In thia Ils was the great Homan lore when the christening of
t>e revived now that tin- ballet has te- typ« of us all
R m N M. Wans, ' municipalities took place, with a by
come so much leva Important than It Congrvgatlonallst, Brooklyn, N Y.
I product uf Asianism as a seasoning.
used to lie
Tbe show girls who rig
The ambition for There are such nam.-s as Home. Troy,
True Ha pp In mb
uro In contemporaneous musical ph-
Cairo,
Syracu-.-,
Itha a
Hut It la fre­ Athens,
euccaa« la creditable
are, aa a rule, to» g
l
4 to d
queutly forgo it m that the term la a Kparta, Italy. Greece. Egypt Tyro.
mil of any Jokes on that aubj< I
No
Many degrees of It aie Memphis, Venice. Florence, Corinth,
relative one
the reality of the situai ns «listing In uot attainable by all. nor are th«y es­ Parma, Milan, Naples, Hector, Ovid.
a une of tlx- >n.i- ■
> ■
n » ■ la f»
sential to felicity. True happlneaa <ou I’elhl. tielphl. iHatia. Paris Pompey,
that reason mor« Inlet. -itti g
sista In acquisition and not in poaaew Ilion, Palmyra. Palermo, Marathon,
A fa.r n>e>i.t>.-r of 010- organ -at >
:* slon. llev A It Ntudvbaker, Eplsvo Mycenae, Napoli, Nineveh, Babylon,
the daugtber of another
Motti, r n.it
llomulus, Siloam, Hi yri.a, I'tlca, \ ir
pallan. Baltimore. Md.
urally m cup.es a eomewbat Im-onsp e
gll. Homer, Cl< cro, Ceres, etc.
Modern
Hclencc
There
are
a
great
nous pialtioa In the line liaugl.ti-r on
Mothers* I f - ! Mr«. W| • -w's - -thing
■ - ■
I many wbo fear to let their mlmle run
Syrup th® b*Bl rrmady u<uw fvr tbelr chi Mr eu
In the tieauty row
Mie la .nly 11». out tn the direction of m-Hh-ru seleni» during
tha teething ¡erlod.
So her relative In the ,
p.i-y Is not lest they come upon a stumbling block
I
feel
sure
that
the
largest
to
faith,
So oh! aa th« r< atto» ... ■
Heredity*.
In another com|>any tbe toother < f truth of God will tie amplified In tbe
¡Luk» Hi»**tki:it of brrolity. do y<»o
aud
¡earning
of
the
day.
—
¡•rogroae
ene of tbe prln
- * ;• nil-
r .a
rrtaetiiber F»rreRter, nb.i bought •• iu<
Good-ell, Methodist, «lid lanl and tartirj it into a farm)
In a theatrical trotti«- that p eyed tn ro tttobap D. A
Nouth
Norvralk.
Conn
W ink® \ e* be wa« the Invent >r uf
last winter tbe wife of the .- .1 ng
Levels of Truth. I ruth has varying very ®fTei t»ve «Yunip puErr.
man used to be tbe prln- ¡¡.al lady
Hink« Ju«t an
Weil, bis tuo Is a
levels of revolution Ilk» ascending
auper.
very bu < cemful dentiat.
stet*« each one equally needful and
Important In Its place, and each reach­
ing up to higher roaches of knowledge
he I«
Nature bears its own testimony to
A
eternal truth, and through nature w» » a ' <1 i!.< I ; :t.< -• it the ,{y «4 : o*’, i
tjR.t •*• •* eaa ’ a 4. hai»«’! r '
toll
Iter A. A. j>ay th« stiia of <>Sh HI S oRL0 !»*L! 4f«»r
are la*l to nature's end
H om . Christian Scientist, I »en ver. Col. •as h »»i-l rvrry < «a» tf t » tarkh that rann.-t to
cured by tbe um . f Mat l • < • f arbm « j nt
Nptrttual Worth. Your frtei dv may
FNÀSK J. í MSMTY
»worn t«» bcf. re m» a *1 «ub®rrH«t to my
flatter you and tell you you are fine j-rswiitw, ihlitihil»; - ! I«r rnn<r A !* i«*.-»
A « ’•! >
and uoble and great
Your admirers
ColutnbuR, Ohio, Mar go. t / v
|.*4L|
Notary Aitols
Si< years ago I ha-l a severe s'.’ uk o! may My you are sm ceasful. Itul you
Inflammatory RheumatI»:-! Iwasli. I up and I know that our true Judgmeut
liai • ' atsr-b Curs I» taki
a
in bed fee ail months, and the d - Ini ta not to t>a found there,
We must art. dtrretly ou tb.
sn I si., -ut turtacst
had del me do g<»»L They i han.-ed m< I- not take three nolay voices to tie the of lbs sytism. ksn.l 1 r lolim-tiltU.1rs*
r J < iigvgY A i o . t.Wu, 0.
kmes every week and »..thing they pre- volevo of final worth. No. every man.
A,11 by brugtl.ta, TV
•enbed seemed to help nie 1 i: illy I l.c-
Mail a r .siili tul. sc I ha beat.
every borne, every community, every
an the use of 8.S. S. Mv knee an d elbow
ointa were swollen terribly, and nt one nation haa Its ultimate Judge In th«
yuerr Plans fl.r a Ma.-aslne.
Rev. I.. M Clark, I'r.-sby-
me my hunts were so swollen and p- -i- spiritual
An American traveler who cgplorcd
ful that I coul.l n t <'. - them when lerlan. Brooklyn. N Y
the north- n part of S • r;a states that
opened. I was so t i l that I <• old not
l*e> Islon
I>».slon of character la he found in the but of a Korak peas
move knee or f--.t. I « >
etl c- • di,. -nr-
a prime element of auc<-e*a
it la In- ant a picture of Mayor l»ll cut out of
aged, you may tw snre. w till
6 , but aa I saw it w.ii lie!; .- r • I c
-i- dispensable In all departments of la­ a copy of Harper's Magaalne.
Tbe
ned it, and t - day 1 am a •
I « - 1 in ,n bor. An unde Ided man aceompHsbes Mayor's picture was enthroned on a
and have never bad a r.' Il <11’
- ..e. nothing
Thia principle bolds In tb» wooden shrine, and adon-d by
tbv
8. S. S. purified my bl »»I and curcl me realm of spiritual truth. In whatever
Korak and hia family aa their bouse
of thia severe ca»e of Rl-.eum
m after
way spiritual truth has been communi bold dr tty.
everything else had failed
I have r< c-
Thia la proliably the most extreme
commended it to o'.iieri with > d re­ i-atcd to man. God always roa».ini
with him from principles which aro rase on record of vencratlou for a mag
sults.
R. II. CUAI MAN.
unlverMlly recognised and applied lu aslne page But fifty year» ago tn this
I i55 Mt. Vernon A ve.
the natural world. Itev. T N Samp country It was not uncommon to find
The poisonous aci Is that pro.’.nee the In-
a single copy of a magaxin« being rrad
f. unmation and ]<a;n are at.v rtied jtotbs son. Baptist. I*hlladel|>h!a, I'a
bkxxl and Rheumatism can never bee tv-
«¡wered till these are m :tr» .-d and Id-
tcrwl
out of tbe bio.-1 a-: I-o _____________
s-.i-m. S S. 8.
______________________
goes
tiv into Hie
< ir, ii.il :i
n and at-
...
ra dire,
directly
the cm-ulati.
lacks the disease tt-rlf It y . men and re-
“
»
...
•
atoros the blood to a hralthy, vig
condition, it contains n . ____
.u-h.a.k
.
alior
other strong min­
erals, but ia ipiar-
• nteed entirely
vegetable. Wnts
Us and our phrsb
Cians will advise
without any
chant« whatever.
Our book on K hei*.
matism sent free.
sss
Tb» twin Sptcibo Ccwpasy, Atlanta, Ge,
1
%
Meal Trimming.
Tbe Chicago man was about to start
for St lx., s
"I d like to get myself In trim.” hs
remarked; “I want to take in ths
•like.-"
"Oh. you don’t bare to get yourself
In trim,’ replied the St. lx»ula man
"you'll get trimmed enough when you
get there.”
by fift«o-n or twenty families every
month, and regarded by all as an In
fallible authority.
It Is said that when the Shah of
Persia visited England aererai years
ago It was one of hla chief delights to
buy a doaen magaalnes am! "read tlie
pictures."
As thcr« are only about
3.vgm people In Persia who ran read
and write, hla amaxement at the num­
ber of magaxln. s Is not aurprlalug —
Woman's Home Companion.
When a girl has a girl visitor with
all kinds of glad clothes, the parade
The barters In Cuba lather their pat­
on the main street Iteglna earlier, and rons with their baieI. from a bowl made
te At uuJer the chut. A Lruab w not
covers a mor« circuitous rout«.
Taking lllin a I Ills Word.
“I didn't do It. your bouor."
“But two witnesses hero say they
saw you pl.-k hla pocket.”
“I'll tell you bow It was. judge We
were ou the car coming home from the
races.
I remarked that l wondered
I where I was going to get the price of
a nlgbt'a lodglug and tide gentleman
replied: ‘Y'ou cau search me.' Well
I searched him.
Nothing wrong tn
taking a niau at hla word, la there?"
— Kenexa City Journal.
Cause nu.I Kffect,
■’Now. that is «leit I,
’
-
observed the rural merchaut to the
proprietor of the great
d-ff>irtll»«"t
store. •’All your clerks are full uf vim
and energy,"
retili. I the proprietor with a
sarcastic smile. “We dose at noon to­
day sud tbey ar« getting ready to go
OUL"
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter’s
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
CARTERS
CURE SICK HEADACHE
PISO S CUR F FOP
■■Exit—
CONSUMPTION
a
ainee It bat bct«vtue the faahl n fur
rich men to endow vhaka n uniT»r»i
Bea, almoat every kind of pru(r*«or
»hip Laa Lev'ome the rx iplent of %uih
attention. The grvateat of them a<l
however, haa been overlooked, and
ttill ba» only It» natural rtvdotvtnrul
drawing If» salary in -love and a If re
tloo/* at tbe Med dee«l« »ay. in an ar-
t»rle on (he w<»m®n of Amer.v a the
Outlook trlla of one occuj»a;»t of fhU
worthy academic chair
In a book «tore lu a little loan In
Wiaronain a stranger brant a »«.in
»•king for a buok for children dealing
with plant life, a copy of Kugose
r’lr.d ■ ’l-ove Kong«
f Child '¡’’»I/*
and a vrrthal
writing t** k. fhiee
thing» which to b**r d «4pi>*4uttu»'n(
tbe »torr did not contain
• | du »u want the thing»." she »aid.
dly. ’I the fifteen cnliea out of
(own. and »• my hu»l and had to «
lu to day I arranged to <•«» nr w tb hàm
and g* t them fur tbe children ’*
-| »uppoee ibry need thru) fu?
BchoulK* »aid the vUttor
••Fur tbelr leaaon». at any rate,* th*
woman corrtrtrd. “Th y don't go to
•ct.ouL
We live too far away
f«»r
them to wilt, »nd the horar« cannot
l*e »pared to fake the ' back anti f<-rtb
every d»y
I tea« b (hem inyw' f *’
*You dor
,
a i feel that I am perfectly
capable
I «aa a teacher twfore my
marriage and had the regular normal
training *•
1
••But how do you. find tlineV*
A farmer’s
-It lan’t always eagy
wife my husban«! I* a fanner Is n
buay person.
But my rblldrvn muM
I aiu g/id 1 an» al I#
bare • boo! rig
tu give It to them.**
Iler two little girls were seirn ami
nine yrara old. respectively. "1’bry
are quite absorlied tn nature study
juat how,” she ss Id, "and I dl.l so
want a l»M>k al»out plant life*"
The atrangrr. who wa« waiting for
a train, volunteered I«» »end the books
on frvtu Minneai’O 1». acid tbe < ff r
waa gratefully a eptrd
Th-n th»
mother told tn«>re a I »out her little
school.
*’Wr hate half of « ur leaeona In the
morning " »he »aid. “after the break
fa«t la over, and the uou”e In order
and the I.’« V K:-•■« I i' «• wa<<d the
dlabea.
After dinner at noon we
ha if the other half I do not keep a
»errant, »«*. besides teaching the chll
dreo to read and write. I muat also
teach them to be my helper« ntM>ut the
hou«<»
You are,” she concluded, «Ith
n »mile. *1 a in obliged to t*e a pro
fpMor of thing« In genera!.' •'
Illi NOIX MOIRI R IVI AW.
Tsught Ju.tg« a I. cmow .
Not l< r.g ag” wLde a cats was t>0-
Ing beard before tbe Supreme Court
of Germany at Bréalas, on* of tbe
Wituewss-s made a remark which dis
pirated the pres ding Judge aud b« «a-
claimed angrily:
“You are an impertinent fellow aud
I've a great m ud to puulab you.”
“You have no right to uw ouch
language lu tue." replied the wit newt,
"tor I'm Just aa fo«Ml aa joa are. ami
If you wrrrtl t mb the hrn»*b I d teach
you a lesson fur iu«ultlu< uie In thia
manner “
Euragrd at being publicly affronted.
tbe Judge ate p|wd tbe pr-x e»"br.ga at
onew aud senteu rd the offensive wit-
tirM to threw days' Imprisonment for
ciMiten.pt of court.
' Panh>u me.“ Mid the Incwetglbl«
witness, 'but. If you know anything
of law. you must know that you can­
not sentrtu-c me unir»» you obtain tb«
consent of the other Judges“
This was true, amt tbe Judge hur­
ried uff to grt bls colleague«* consent.
In half an h--ur. however, he roturned
ami coldly Informed tbe anilling wit­
ness that bls colleagues did not agree
with bim • nd (bat <*t)n«r*)u*nt)y h*
tlFmj Dot tn « Jrf bltuRrif uud*r •r-
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old. But why let everybody
see It, in your gray hair?
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and postpone age. If you will
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It Is one of th« oldest customs of
the Kluux Indians that the sou lit law
shall not look upon tlie face of hit
mother lu law. or communlcat« with
her any more than Is al>»<>lutely t>ec
■ ssary. This custom Is probably ths
outgrowth of family t rawls ar si-,,
from their crude way of living, bud
dlisl together tn huts and ti-pe.-s.
A
all vvi-tiU, tile plan seems to 1 w ork
well.
When, In case of sickness, or by In
vltatloti from her daughter, the moth-
cr In-law visits the family of her son
In-law, a partition Iv usually
imide
In the hut or teefiee by means of a
blanket, behind which the mother lu­
law retires whenever th« son In law
approaches the home.
In tbe case of John Night Pipe,
bridegroom living
tn T
young
Horn's camp ou the resorte, the In
v lalble mother tn law was a source u
grvwt dls1urban<-e. Although he never
beheld her person, the, aouml of her
scolding voice easily p.netratesl the
blanket wall. John mads several
fruitless efforts to d.slodge iiia mother-
in-law, »lit! iw nd her tu iter hmue on
the other part of Hie reserve, but
without avail. He finally decided tu
appeal to the Indian agent for relief.
Thia la hit letter:
' My !>ear HeepecUble Friend —1
have a few word« to utjr to yuu, and
they are that I am aorry to nijaelf
It te an o;.d woman that makm m*
very sorry every day tetra me she talks
with bad. ted word« always to me.
and ties er g«-ta rested with her tongu«.
and 1 hate thia kind of bus.i.css tho
bad words, I mean, iiohllng them al
ways with her tongue that way.
“Now, If you will sending your
Herman to take this woman to
camp. I will Iw your truly friend will»
a go««! heart, str. and we will living
happy again. Now thia la all and this
1« me.
“Your acquaintance fr end.
•Mil JOHN NIGHT l,ll,K"
The letter proved effe t.Ve The dis
turbing mother in law was sent to her
home lu Black Moon's camp and the
young people were left In possession
of an undhldeil teepee.
The story, which comes direct from
an Indian agency In Itokota. prov«-s
that the mother In law Joke Is not
wholly the fabrication of tbe ixitutc
••••••«»••••••«
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never felt It more etrong'y than I did
last night when I go' b >111» and found
my wife dlwuaslng the fashions
a couple of her women friends.
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Clara Mau.ma. that young
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gel dowu o' his knee« after we are
marrled.
Mot ber Gradone' I gucaa he menni
he ls goti g to do ttie serubblng
better bave hlm!
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Joy the clsMli-al program?
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