The Santiam news., September 23, 1904, Image 4

tendency of
Hood’s
Blood Medicine.
Shows talar ut Rotea.
A well known minister la telling an
aoecduie abuut a brother clergyman
«ri«o waa required unexpw t««liy to of
fidate at tbe funeral of a man con
coming whom be kuew bribing When
be arrived at the town where tbe de
erased bad lived be bad Just time to
make a fe» Inquiries about bis tralla
and a- hietement«, tbe
results of
whlcb be noted on a memorandum
Hit eu! ¿y tt tbe servies, sa reported,
was sbout aa follows
"Our dear brother, whom we mourn
today, waa a man of rare cbaractrr
and ability lit bad tbe mental rapac­
ity of a" referring to bla »..lea—
"1‘anlel Wel»ati-r. the tu.'t of a"—
again conauii.ng bis m<-u randuta—
"Henry < ay. the p. rt »• .ty of a"—
another M'-rw»» ' I ;>•»•■• H Grant
We can only mourn him wltb a pro
fourni and »»rrowful regret now that
be baa g.ne to m-vt h « —another
refer.-u-'e to the t lea
i. -l"
A <
lh‘»ughl.
IlrimbU
I’m «ifI/. I fcrww I'm
•f»F. but thwr» i» oo* grand
io«»
Frlrul What it thtO
llr*R>blr If tttf I ahould b*<
ffFBt. an I
Al • f '••n | * ; > •
r*-•*>!«• to •f’wt • •iiHu« tn nijr
(h»y won't be *b!* to make wa
•a?
tghtf that I am.
The Rreaon lhy.
I»rtinin>ond. Wis , Hept. 1» ( Sparlai)
— Whole lanitliri In Hayfield county
• re alnging th» vrai».-, of I bald's Rid­
ney Pills and the reason why la given
in e«|»e!lenree auch •• that o( Mr. T.
T Wold, a well known cittsen bare.
*'I had auch pama ‘n n»y back that I
did not know what to do," «aya Mr.
Wold, ■'•o»l as 1 came •< r •• an silver-
tiarmenl id U-iUl'i Kidney Pill« I •eut
me
for a l«>x
That ■ -ne l»n relieve«
• ilo tlao need
of all my
Just «hat • be
them and
li.ald't Kidney
Marled.
11 •< kaha, and
Pills •• a
other Kidney Troubles "
earliwd
Bai bache te ooe of the
ItoM’a
svmptoma of K Idney disease
Kidney Pills curs it promptly and
permanently and prevent It ilevvlopli g
Into Rheiimat am, Ihopsy, ÍHalx-tre or
Bright's liie»a-e.
An Amplified It oman.
"The cat was entirely empty, with
the etceptlon of ot>e man." said Mias
Myra Kelly
"Ile waa tbe irtene of
the car
Aa I entered be ro«e. made
me an unsteady but magtiUk rut bow
and said
“'Madam, pbieaabe be kind 'bough
to •••■ . ■
There waa
nothing elae for me to do. eo 1 thanked
him and sat down
"And for twenty bl--> ka that Idiot
bung from a etrap, swaying In the
brrear. with nut a •cui In the car
but oureeltea
Ocaah-nally I hare
been taken for other women; but I
ne»et t»rf .re had any one think tbal
1 was a car full."
H
Aerved Her Wiehl.
Ala*! methinks y»ur heart
la
That's a fart. I ab.-u d Lava
mother's advice.
Mother’s advl.e?
Ir» Hbe ad» a«-d me not to
thin waist until It got warmer.
M>lberi«ol f»-l Mtt Wlci e‘i N.uhltig
Syrup th« Iw.i « -edy i -aw tvr their cAielna
«urla« lb« teethtug yati-il
Klaare anil a Hat.
“I was talking to my little grand
daughter over t! e pt. me the other
day." aald Judge Parker re- cully to
a few of hla frlcixla at a hotel In
Albany. New York, "and when I eml
ad I aald
“ 'Here, l»orothy. la a kiss for you.'
"Hbe replied
v»h. pshaw, grandpa,
don't you know that a klaa o' er the
telephone la like a straw bat '
"I «aid: 'Why. no. sweetheart.
:■
»■
" 'It's not felt, grandpa '
When a child I had a very aeverv at­
tack <>f Diphtheria whirlic
roearprov-
Ing (ata) V|>onrei- very 111-,'lau-!«. I the
Utek were very mui h ralir, r<|, au<l after
the (rev use of K-liue, the rich! one wa«
reduced to ita normal n.-e Ent the left
one continued tn grow very slowly at
first, until It was al»out the sire of a gooae
e^g, which began to preaaon tba wind­
pipe, causing difficult breathing, and l»e-
came very painful. Anin .»mi made
•nd a large quantity of pua discharwtd.
Tbe gland waa removed, or •• much as
could with asfetv l»e taken out
l or ten
years I wore a lit tie j ere of cl .th about an
inch long in my Mck to keen tbe |4ace
open. During this time I h.vl to have it
Cut oprn by file doctor every time I 1 - k
cull! or the opening < logged In the Spring
or early Summer ij 1SX4 I wa« persuaded
by my wife to u-e H S S . win. h 1 did,
•trictfy in accordance with direction« I
took twenty all large bottle« and was en­
tirely cured, for I have not suffered aince
that time.
II SRinuvo.
Royal Bag Mfg. Co , Cbaricvtuu, 3. C.
Only a conatitnti- -rial rrmedv can reach
MlMlteitawy disease like Scr (ula When
tbe blood la rv«t.-red to a n .rmal con.litom
an.I the acrofulou« >!ep>»«ita are csrT>e»loff
there la a grxlual return t »health SSS
la well knownaa a
b|.»od purifier and
tonic. It is the
• n I y gu'ranteed,
Strictly vegetable
remedyaohi. If you
have any aigna of
Scrofula, write ne
an-lour physicians
will advise you f re»
sss
Tk« 8win »»Kino Cswpaay,
Alluta,
the intereating pert of the story. On
• «amination tbe Cab bad for leetb
In its lower Jaw a croes cut saw.
When tbe aaw was
» c) -«e.y eiim
leed tbe name of tbe mas who br.d
The aaw bad been
lost It wee found
loot la tbo lake acme two winter* be-
fore by a nan who was rutting Ire.
Tbe flab. which waa aa old on*, and
bad loot Ita lower teeth. simply uae-1
tbe saw for a art of false teetb
rhe
•aw «erved ita ptirp.ee remarkably
well. Tbe Cab !e now cn exhibition In
tbe atora of a prominent hardware
man tn Akron.“—Cbl-ago Inter ocean
c
Sarsaparilla is unquestiona­
bly the greatest blood and
liver medicine known. It
positively and permanently
cures every humor, from
Pimples to Scrofula. It. is
the Best
II»
fold.
hbr
brodrd
II»
Hbe
wear a
OCCUPATIONS.
U«i
arete! eoi ladaotrlal I'wrewlta
Hare libo Colti
That w* hate become In tbe laat
twenty year« a rom mereiai and indue
trial people and bare reaaed to be a
people wltb whom agriculture la tbe
pradomlnant Induatry Ie Indicated by
tbe renana report on oecupatlooa. re­
cently published Tbe following table
• bow« tbe proportion of ell those In
gainful puraulta who were engaged la
the flee principal elaaaea of oevupo
tlon in ISSO and In IBOO
a»rtr«!t«r*l pereuUa
l’recateli»«:«!
Ite®.elle ••* pírea* «:
Trage *,4 (revapro 1 •
tie*
Mi '•r.srtag aag . ».
r basica
...
Tteal
« «4
Koo
tarw*
A*
< a*
it »
a *>
io<w
ta a»
•* n
Ita
•a »
•a 14
at 1?
...loooa
• M
ao
!<>»•*>
•lacrea*«
It will ba aean that Is iMn whli*
«5 per cent of thoae employed were eo
gaged tn agriculture, only SI par cant
were engaged In trade and tranapoe
ta'i-m. manufacturing and mechanical
pursuits but that In liasJ leea than M
per rent were engaged in agriculture,
while aJm wt 41 per eant were engaged
la manufacturing and eonimeeea
n.ii does not. of rour«e. Indícala tha
extinction of agriculture
It merely
lodientas a Change In Ita relative Im
portasen The number of paroona ac­
tually engaged tn agriculture Increased
between IMK> and lfino from T.714.OBU
to l"SH2.'<a) and tba number la likely
to Ito-reaae for many years. •• pact ally
f -- ir vast Irr'gable domain la thrown
open to settlement and la aattla«! by
bona fina
hotneaaekera
Wltb
the
growth In the cvxnmare'ai and indue
trial population there la bound to be a
gr .wth In the numbar of th >aa an
g>ged In tbe business at growing their
pp!y tn • country such as I hie
with Its broad areas of fertlls land
• vallaNe for Industry, and wltb Its
vast resource* of the rew material of
Induatry and of manufacturing power
.
re la touud to demand t •
services of mor. and more men
To
make this clear It la aulfi- lent to aay
that In lXN' there were engaged in
mr .erce and the mechanical Indue
Irire 2.290 <an persona, who were fed
by the labora of T.TK.ono agrtcultur
lata while tn II*«» there were engaged
In commerce and the mechanical In
luatrlee 11.IM2.0UO petaocu. who were
fte! l»y the labors of 10 5*2 '■»> persona
While It la «till true that agriculture
j la. aud for many years la likely to re
main, the foundation Industry
on
which rests the prosperity of tbe
a bula country, such a change in the
llatrlbutlon of occupations •• that
which has occurred al nee 1*0«» la of
great social and political a* well as
of economic atgnlfleance It la reflect
»1 In the growth of <1Uea. In tbe risa
»f problems of municipal government
now undergoing Investigation and so
lutloo and In tbe ferment of labor and
capital
It has had and la likely to
>ave political effects of far reaching
importance affecting our Internal poll
lea and our foreign
raiatlona
Hl
; I'aul l*1o.»eer 1‘raaa.
NOW HAS A PARIS BRANCH
I. U.
A, Fetabliabrd t nder Gold'
• •»«•of Kt ittah A merit an Woman.
No Young Women's < brt*flan Aaao
clattoo baa ever been founded in Faria
for tbe rewaou that no rtdrrprl^ng per
too wltb mean* ever U m >I i tbe matter
tn band until a few month* ago
It
wou.d have n«*de bappjr all who take
an Interest In Chrlatlao a aw «elation a tn
bare attended tbe dedicatory
eiar
<la»a of the newly aataMlabed British
Amvflran Young Women* ChrUflan
Aaanriatlon at & Rue de Turin. Are
minute* walk fn»m the b laineea cen­
ter of Faria, where. In a privet* bouse,
with garden In froM. at :***t thirty
women can be bou**d. t»o*rded ■ ud
well eared for
This baa been done through the ac
tlrltjr of Mr* John J Hoff, who for
•everal year* ba* stirred up tha eu
-rgy of tbe American CL r Utkin raw I
dent* <>f Faria and baa produced won
*dera
On ths opening dsy tbs sunlit
drawing and dining rooms were crowd
rd wltb American residents who lla-
tannl to a bright dlaruurae from Mr»
Hoff • Witty speech frvwn John Waue
maker, who has done so much for
( hrlatlan young men and women In
Paris, an adilresa by
Mra. Beach,
whose tmi-reaflug Bunday
evening
meetings for American students are
•o well attended, and a prayer by Iter
Or. Thurber; tbeu tea and lemonada
were served, after which every on. ran
up tba two flight* of stairs to look at
the cheerful t»edrooina
The preamble to tbe constitution
«ays that tba tnemt»ers of this aasu
elation are actuated by a desire tu
■ tlmulate interest tn the religious de
velopment of young wumen In Paris,
tn Improve tbetr tnte leetual. ao-yal and
pbysbal conditions, and to do thia
there will ba ctaaaes tn French. tier
man. lectures, auctal and Bible meet
Inga and teas, bealdea pbyalcal culture
The feee for active and euatalnlng
members are It a year, and txiard and
lodging from kA to H a week and any
woman of gv»»d moral character may
be elected aa aaaoclata metnt»er by a
vote of tha member* preaent at any
regular meeting of tbe board Brook
lyn Kaglo
Fleh Had Kalo« Treib.
H A Sohle, a weil known travel-r
waa at the American llouee, l»eu»er.
and with him be brought one of bl«
•lories with which be baa tbrlle<1 tbe
nation -at least that Is wbat be •V«
• bout them
Mr Noble. It Irani« bed
occasion, a few yeses sgo to visit near
Akron. Ohio, where la located a lake
famous for Ita llsbtug
"It waa about thia way," aald Mr.
Noble, "and there Is no question about
tba al»aolute truth of tbs atatements I
I was fishing in
am about to make
tha lake, for fishing la ons of my fill
Ing«
I bad not bad aery good luck
•o far that summer, and that was two
years ago and I waa getting Just about
tirad enough to cut tt all out and gu
borne.
"On tba day 1 b queatloo I received
a mighty tug at my line, and after
four hours' bard work I landed sums
thing In tba shape of tbe larg. at n«b
I ever saw tn freob water. I bare
never been able to learn tbe name of
It It certainly was an awful fi«b for
•tie. Tbe Jaw of the animai meaaur
•d « poi * firs feet
U> tba Jaw la I
t
OCAF FINO EARS IN PIANO
Iwetrwteewt t eed with Awcvwae In a
e Babau*
<Ae am». >ri
Pupi a la tbe Horace Mann school
for tbe deaf Io Hoaion now have tbe
aaaiakance of the piano In
leoaona
taught by a teacher of «<.: •. Mrs
Harsh A Jordan Moaro
Hbe baa b-r
deaf mute pupil, give • play, as they
bave many time« before, and In tbie
elan tbe piano to need f.»r dm) Its
aim la to overcome the ::>•
.*
•
In tba apeoeb of thoae who du not bear.
Wltb tba luetrotuerit they can learn
Inflection «nd pbreafng and acquire a
arnie of rhythm by repeating io mua.
tbe "Mother Goose" rhymes
From feeling tbe vibrations of the
piano aa tbe teacher p aya the pupi •
get tn Impreoaion of sound a a th»
tea. ber wou.d have It Impressed on
them for they .earn the accent of
"Jingle Be 1«" from feeling It In tbe
piano better than they can read It
from tbe tea.-her*« lipa, where the
r * ’ •
’I ■ • •
• - A
'
bls because tbe round la loet to them
llenre the planu serves •• ears to these
deaf children
Tba piano Is not the ouly way to
teach sound, but It !e the moat effec­
tive
t'ntll the preeent syateui waa
adopted tbo pupl • fn low ad tba teach
er In a rhythmic etar. tae by "et ep
plug out boats" or clapping their
hands
But tt was still better when
they «1.1 rt.-'to their
Hoy I’ !.!.-
Piddle" to tbe music in ths song
books
That would be t^e perform
Sure ot a little c saa <> dA? unes drill
on eueb
twm
as "Merry. Merry
Cbrlstmsa Bells" They do not sing
these songs, but they make tone« in
harmony and they rarogniaa a tuns
after the teacher ha« p sy«-d a few
miwaurea
To tet them abe begins
"Home. Mweet Homa." and tbo ChU
dren all smile
"I am mire." she «ays “that they
would recognise 'America' If a hand
were paying It on tbo street, for they
would get tbe rhythm
They like to
stng when tt la l»e!ng played, and once
In Tremont Temple, when the pupils
were there for public achonl eserolsee
they asked If they might Join lb tbe
cborua. and I let them, and fhey did
much l»etter than prop • who 'have
no .81* for music. They take such de
light In the Rtar Hpariglvd
Banner'
and all those national sirs that I think
they ought to know them
Tleaiure la
not. however, tbe main object of our
muelc. Our aerioua a.'bool work cen
ter« «round tbe piano aud tt la of great
Importance "
t'ollke other school« for the deaf,
th« llors., Mann tesebee eirlualvely
by the oral method and discourages tbe
use of atgna aud tbe manual alphabet
At a Turkish U<»<tka«all
A writer, who spent much of his
early life in Turkey. observed that
Turkish books ai»d booksellers were
amongst the curious features nt the
country,
"The Turkish booksellers."
be aald. "baa a eoul ateira trade
He I
rarely or never attempts to push
I
ware«, and will cheerfully turn bl*
attention from a likely purchaser to
one who (being a lovar of literature)
merely wishes to talk wltb him about
books He treasures some of bls more
valuable books ao greatly that be can
hardly be Induced to sell them, al-
though they form part of hla stock In
It la only In disposing of the
trade.
Koran that hla cummerrial talenta are
There la a law forbidding the
•een
sale of thia aa. red book, becauae It
la eaeentlal to the salvation of every
Turk, and the bookseller la supposed
to give It away
Ho ha does; but In
thia fashion
Y-'U make him s pres
niakr«
ent of fifty piastres, end be
you a present of tbe Koran!
Many
of tbe books displayed by the txwk
»•Iler are In manuscript, whl.-b the
old fashioned
Turks
eateem
¡»or«
highly than print.
OPtS 4IR fOR tifati
I
Ayer’s
*•*- •
Impure blood aluays »hows
somewhere. If the skin, then
boils, pimples, mhet. If (I
nerve», then neuralgia, nerv­
ousness, depression. If the
Sarsaparilla
stomach, then dyspepsia,
biliousness, loss of appetite.
■)
- .
' ' k
W s I II c
remedy, used for <KJ years.
• Ktawrsaliaff fvw«M (>»• <
*•’<•-( vvwa
lk«Mi »Ik •»•*«•♦
I ••• •
x »:•«••-
• h
•
a
*•»••*<«(4^ Mtap • a fi r - a«lk.a“
*i «* • tetix
M ( t*»-«•(•<. WtRAtaB. F*
f o.*ra*«»n
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Impure Dlood
L l l l llillìl i iB
“T'kl you ever get Into an argument
blmr
"Ye* ind-ed '
Ilea
quit, doguiatle. lau't be?" “Oh. poal-
lively
bull dogiuatle ** — Pblladelpble
Lodger
Hoyl»— The Körner« live very fru
gal y Indeed TTley have real Iron ru'.M
for tbe «pending of their money Hoy la
— That 1« what I should call rigid econ­
omy - Kauaaa City Journal
WUly—gay. auntie, what did L'ncla
Hob marry you for? Aunt - Why. for
love, of courae
Willy (meditatively)
— H'm! Ur, will make a man do at
must anything, won't it. auntie?
Itev t>r Thirdly Ixin't you know,
tittle boy. that you shouldn't flab on
tbe Kabbetb day? Tummy Toddlee I
ain't a fiahln'. boa» I m Jus' tear bln'
worms bow ter awlm Cbl-ago Cbron
Icle.
Aid the gara.»parlila by kocplnu tha
"la abe a new woman?" 'Better
bevve'a regular with Ayer'» PUla. than new. even
You ace. abe aectired
one hundred tbouaaud dollalra alimony
Afraid to itl«h It.
from her iat husband, and that make«
“'Vili y >ti be«* a pl*r* of th* appi» her I nproved property " New York
pl*Y‘ *»k*d th* landlady of th* Irish Times
boarder.
"H<>w many lodge« dtd you aay yout
“la it afthor beli»’ b*a!tl»falF’ a*k*d
butì<I Iwiongrtl toK* aba suddenly
Pat.
•“Of mum* It la.” •!»* mpbxl. **Wbf aaked ’Fiftra
' Mercy on me! But
eh > i. |
>a th»nk it o<b*r
<»tl**r m
* «•*?**
.»* Y‘
CbSQk of a mao being out fifteen night«
“Faith, an’ <>i bad a nor«* wanwt wh» • woof} I am really glad that I'm a
d -iwt ar appi* pl*iy.w *vplained th* wm widow ’•
of Erin, “an* <>i thought this inoight b*
• >m*thnu* ar th* «4QJ* kiou*L (h duam».”
had bown chasing aroun»! Mt Ix»ula.
with bit taoaa In the a r. »• i>lat>(y bif
• Meg. le 1 y R T .
a enough, but " “Ab!*’ interruptad tba
• • I . i ! ate
11 <
•
"Ar* jruU fruii» Chi
Uen arhln« tai' Il male« wine oLwrver
i easy
A .•ua.n » *r» ’ r i'*<o or Buffalo?**
• • •• 4 1 «ir . ri All 1 n.,
“In India b*rb*r* rank bigb
b.n l l-oyi u, autoiltuie. I
: t'iaHj th*y arw th* •«lua • of
it herein 1 hey luff. r.
The \ illaiu- The angele of the other priral«.*’ “JVijr, wb*ro do poet*
world are liai;, pictured with wings al In over there?"
i here ” “Where
lacked.
The .* -I’-rette Ye«, end the “angita" I Illustrious deaf
U.-cord
of the theatrical World «re attached tu I Herald
the wing*.
“Is tbe lx»«a
you lbs
raise you sskiat
er -Ita
afraid tu say.
thought
I my pay should be commensurate with
Quack! Quack!
tbe amount of work I do. and bs
A stranger entered tbe p .ituifi -e the promptly agreed with me" Pblladel
other day. and. approaching the ladies* (>bla Press
general delorry wiu-l-.w. a«k«-.|
"You must not ripe-*t me to give up
"Any letters for J -bn l•r•k•?■*
aald
“Nest window, .Mr. I>rake." repli-d by glrlfuxxTa ways all at one.
the p-kita attendant. “Thia window la the happy bride "lib. I won't," be re
for duck« ouly."
piled
"I hot»e you'll kn-p right <-n
taking > ii allowance from your father
Just aa If nothing bad happened
LlO'XHt-MOftfH!«-TOBACCO
Huperivr Telegram.
HABITS ftHMAHENTlV CblttD
- rea run e*A'Ku.*»i —
Employment Agent What waa ehe
matter with your last putea? Ixuiie»
tic The nilaeua waa t.w particular,
Alaa! Ala< k!
Tlia fool killer sat la !>>• eaay chair Eiiiplo; uient Agent tu what way) In»
smoking bi« pipe of day. fur be badn t meatlc Mbs wo'ul.lu t • t lua l«x k ths
a thing to do ou earth but while the tune baby In tbe foldin' bed w en I bad corn
away.
But «.»on the fool killer ■ pipe pany
New York Weekly.
went out and then he burst into tear-
"Ho you are tear ilng tu spell, are you
It was only a dream hi« regular work
Johnny?" aakixl grandmamma
“Yea
waa behind full a <l< ien years.
grandma." was the reply. "Well, let
me bear you sp»li bread...........I don't
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
bv local ap; '• •' i . b •* th*y
"l re* h tt.* lielleve I can, grandma.'' replied tba
diaraartl p«>rth»n Of the ear 1 t •:*» la . nl j . it* llttls felllow
Hut I think If 1 had a
• ay • . «- .!••: «• Bl;<1 that I a t»v c
t. a. r •*: - ' ‘ • » i - A
I B ' '
a,
• nail piece of cake 1 ouitl a;-»-ll that
!1*rn><1 condition ot tL* tutu ua 1st. ng f it*
Great Editor I think It would be a
h-istaebinn I Lit* \\ brn thle tu*« »• Inf
«• 1
»«<u t»*v® • rumbling ewin<l < r In perfrt t he**- go»xl Idea to print our :r-ifrl m at tba
Ing, and • h< n It I*
. e!» c •* !, 1 •••«' ••« ;•
th*reault,* 4 .•»>• th* Infen t ati-.n « an ’« brail of our eilltortal page W hat's tbs
(Been out and thia lu’r r* t< r 1 t«» Its i *tt <| populstloil of thia country? Business
<X>ndK)«*n. bearing will l-w dMiroyed f r»rr.
Great
U!ii‘i air» i-ul < ! trn *re ra »« l by (aiarrh Mauager Al-out forty million
wbl'h la n thing » it in tnflauigd evu uu n . f Editor Well, we'll not claim a clrcu
IbtrinurouB Bur r*
WeviHglv* t>u* Hundred h.-llar« Mr *• y latlon nt over thirty five ml ..on
N’s
<■*»• .f l‘r» • *• a -.ta«1 b» rat err’ that an
Hot ' •• < .r» by 11*111 • < • • b t ute. *wn . '■ r use exaggerating
eirvulart, fr*w
Teacher Where la Russia?
Inta
F J CIIF5IY A CO.. Toledo, 0.
val of dead alletx'e
“('onio, now'
|toi<1 by brugglfite, 7.V
Hlk.l t I ajutly HHa nr* th* beat.
come. Come, you ought to tx> aatMu.
of yourselves not to know where !
A'1<!ln*( Inaull to Injury.
Th* day h*<! Lreu appointed for the • la la. aapeelally Jmt now. »1 here
ceremony which wa* to nak* on* ot two It?" Tommy r I knows, tea.-lier
a
hut for tom* n**M>n IwBt known to tbr ar-Well, t where?
Tommy
p •
tick!* maid ah* had r*liuqu»«h«*d th* fht bloomin' tree, teacher!
taring »«»Ittnir*.
Yeast They aay babies • re neral
“Oh, well,” •*!<) th* young man In th*
r*»*,
don't *uppoM> 1 could I * happy •eaali-k. Crtmaonbeak Well. that ac-
with a * nan who dj«t her hair, iq ; counts for aomet ag. Tee«! When
war.”
Crlm-.ulteak When
I
wat
that?
“Sir, *tia f*hr!” *ha <x< lahued ln4.g crossing laat summer. I saw • mas
nantly.
• a at'k as he <WU><! ba. singing, . Back
“I* It?” he rejoined. ”1 thought it
ward, turn backward. <> Time, tn yout
waa only dyed.”
flight; make me a child again. Just fol
to night " Yonkers Htste. nail
"1 want half a pound of water crack
•re." «aid Mra Newcume
"All flr«d
•orrry. ma'am." repbe«! the country
etorvkeet»er. "but I ain't got but tws
doxen of '' U in the place " "Well, I'll
take them" "Jeel wait ten. twenty
lulnute«
III Peters an' Joab Hlo. urn
fui ••bea’krr* an*
.
has been Mln' ' ■
h
the droidin' game Unw." ¡
fi
AOs'ft
M ” 'I •
1 ii.gr; ri
I -muiy H»»r
ton. what made you hit my little John
ny? Tommy Horton He atru k me
with a brick
Mrs Morton (more an
grlly)—Well, nei.r let me hear of ,our
bitting him again
If be bite you. you
Tommy Hortou
come and tail ma
(aueerlnglyt Tee; ami whet would you
do! Mrs Morton Why. I’d whip him
'ir
Tommy Horton (In d!agust> -Wbat* he
bits me with a brick, and you bare the
fun of licking him for Iti Sut muchi
For tbe Poor.
A lot of mlnctrrla went to a coun
try town and affvertlaad to give a per
form a nee for "tbe tx»ncfit of tbe p<> i
ticket« reduced tu 25 cents." Tlie bail
waa crammed full. Tbe neit morning
a commlttae for the pror called uih » u
tba treasurer of tbe con ern f-»r the
• mount tba said benefit bad netted
The treasurer expressed ast lulsbment
at tbe demand.
'T thought." said the chairman of
tha committee, "you kdvertlaed thia
concert for the beuent of tbe poor?"
Reviled the tr»-aaur> r
"I'ldn't we put th* tickets down to
s quarter ao that the po-w could all
i-oturr
Aeelai«n«*e.
"Vi bleb of three beoke or periodi
rale would you recommend?" ashed
the woman with a pleasant amile
"Well, lady." answered the boy who
waa attending to the depot news aland.
“It dependa If you want genuine first-
eiaaa informa lion I'd eel) yon die copy
of de Sportin' Newa, but if you Jis'
wante eomathta' tn t'row at de Pull­
man porter I'd recommend dia eut»-
•taatlal tuund book by Herbert fi pes­
car."— Washington Star.
A prominent Southern lady,
Mr». Blank hard, of Nashville,
Tenn., tells how she was cured
of batka«he, dizziness, painful
and irregular periods by the use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
•'!>«*« M na fix an im : —Gratitude
compel» rue to «»-knowledge the great
merit ot your Vrgetal le l ■ ui|*>un<L I
have suffered for four years with ir­
regular and painful
|
menstruation. alao
diuineaa. pa ilna in the back and lower
limbs, end fitful sleep 1 dreaded the
time to cotue wh
Buffering to me
•• Better health la all I wanted. and
cure If poaaibla
I nli.i I
Pink­
ham's
\ i-g«-table
< ompound
brought tne health and happiness in
a few abort months. I feel like another
person now
My aches and pains hare
left me. life arrma new and aweet to
me. and every thing areiua pleasant
and eaay.
•' Six bottle« brought me health, and
waa worth more than nx-ntha under
the d.wtor'a rare, which really did not
benefit me at alt I am .atit.td there
la no medicine so good fur alcl< womrn
aa your Vegetable Compound, and I
advocate II to my la>lr friend» in need
of medical help"—M m . IL A Bl »■-
CM»ar>. «?? Broad St. Saahvlllc Tenn.
-< u
r ,■ ,
r
M<<«. W«uea
IteH lare« t.akini® lAr.mr.l,
Tbe Rev Mr Kylwrg. pastor of the
First Congregational Church at Nome,
urges President R.«>eo»elt to do aom»-
thing toward aaviug tbe Eskimo popu­
lation of Alaska
'Though they have saved tbe livea
of hundred« of gold aeekera," aay a be.
"this kind and childlike rare la rapid­
ly paaalng away
Its members are
meeting a aad and undeserved fat«
Hbamefully neglected by oar govern­
ment. tbe aat chapter of tbetr blatory
la being rapidly written In cruel char­
acters .»f ueg e. t and want, disease and
crime."
Tbe minister declare« that tbe res­
ervations are unsuitable to Eskimos,
but that four to ala ■-■>'.»riles between
Point Barrow and tbe mouth of tb«
Yukon will aolve tbe problem in two
yea re.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
ANrCctaUr Preparation Tur As
similai ini} UrtAxl.init llctfuta
luq* tU' Sk>andn and itaevls cf
I nfan is/(
Boars tbo
hiufki . n
Signature
Promotes |)<ijcstiiMi€trerfiil-
nrsttAtvflkM Contain' nrithiT
Itami Morphuu* twr Munii al
N ut N arcotic .
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
A perirci Rem-.tv forronatipg
Hon.Sour Slotikwh Di-irrtax-A
'Aurin« .1 inwulMons.Icwrisb
nos rutti L ohn aff NLCKf*.
Fa. Sinaie Signature of
s i W
L«. * r
copy
YORK
a»
wbappca .
OttFOOfM
ItNin AM>
W by. of ( uiru.
They were ot> the way to India
• a they were . ron ng the reatleaa Bay
I
of II.«-ay one Inn -ent young
lady,
í l. 4M*
?•*«"*• . d ! :» I»i(l!*|»
I . • . i
•»
vi f C*l
ep.-aklug to another, said
nlagu*
"Why do th- «toward« .-orne tu aia!
I •«•»ti < >|«wt«a» *•»E?i»t *»«»»!»«?r IR.I'Xld
open or shut the pirtlioiea at odd
times during tbe day and night?"
POSITIONS GUARANTllD
Becond and !>vtter Inform'd lady:
"Aly dear, they «but or open them
when tbe tide rises or falla"
SI. HELEN'S HALL
Quite a IHfferent Thing.
“George aaya be never baa ao
with me,"
a '
I - i
"IKiea be
ai..-rl»l tbe girl In brown
really J*' returned tbe girl In gray.
la
commlaera tingly.
“Now. Alfred
quite different
When be e out' with
uh h.-'a unhappy until he makes It
up." Brooklyn Kagle
Boutul
Butlnon Oolloga
renema. WeeA.
TAI K.
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TOR BIUOUlRitl.
FOR TORPID LIVIR.
FOR COMITIPATIOR.
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IS WHAT
lili Y
SAY
w i ran ratrrot ••• o a I 1« ur ta«> h with
il ku-llna a bl a I pul 13 a««» latta th
-«. a iat It t'-u >ii-.-«
"ur i,iiem el rr. w . ant b.l !<« work I
le»I i. quica ant remleia
l>r r A I- a • ■ >rae
bat*
»ur urteham oltice every »«iurrtay
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•nd we *erl eoubdint that be elll «reel lite
«ople rl,h l
,«u avialiif« till • e-.nSays troia • Io :
Tkona Main a»JS.
Y JX Ai
The rotary of tbe open alr treatment
for beauty la well wrapped up ami oc
-uplea a kiunge cbalr out of duora
wltb her f><et ralasd Trota tbe ground,
•very day and In any weatber. but
»•peci«Ily wbea thè eun abbica
For Infants and Children.
*
WISE BROS., M Dentists
RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY
-I
ENGINES
THRESHERS
STACKERS
BOILERS
SAW
MILLS
Write for Câ!â'o(çuc
and P.-ka
The A. H. Averill Machinery Co
Yt • 1 »11 ( 0’1!.l Y- ur t h.Fkff » Ftof PO TM? Aro
Indubllehle.
Hat* ho-! la a CllATHAM IHct RATOH.
'“How did you prove that the ac*
Fvvry forti* >-*( you put 1nU> * < h*'h*M» In * i
r «Il r ut* .»ut • toal’by. »t«jp4y «Airi» ! h
cuaed waa not from Boaion. at ba f.*t.
• th
f-1 ih* 1 h*ll»«in h>-
• ha« n»*!«>
claimed’"
Ilari Bit I ih* • h*lh**n Nrvedwr wl!l irli»« !*•
•
p
•>t*f
t*an
m«*t
motberly
b«n
"Gut him to swear that be nerer big u»*n*y to b* *»*4* in ralBihf chic, bob Iner#
• th «
heard of Fimereon and that Huston • la h*m inrutOor Ih» fnnner «h<» ovrrVM a«
butlnr«* i* niBginrtlnf on« of Ih*
beans were not rooked wltb salt pork." ibis h’tnr h • f hi»
. r ' . g-
B
•
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— l»etrolt Free presa
II.» l'a !■ t «>••« iw not prditng «n igt» rhl. «
- imi ••> a*ij i»ly tb*ir dbd «kilt« i hicbwn r*i«in<
it pr«>ft '*LU
A youthful aspirant for )<>urna'letlc
A» k •»> F » Il W* vili •»'! ym» * « httha-t» In
• •
•
«
•«e a
• « «
distinction, who wa« aaked to write
la» v»u W*«<p ih* trvlcht
M rt • cn* fot
an article on eu per at. flou and ImbarUI- T bi <|« m • a • g *r>4 uMftal bini« <>u poultry rn«*-
.
<
now
ty. began hie eeaay thus
"That Imtxr
oro.
clllty ie not on the wane, perusal of tbe
following
lines
will amply demón­
Ptollkl
strate.**
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w. foorv
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