The Santiam news., August 19, 1904, Image 4

OUß BUDGET OF FUN.
Ayer's
This falling of your hair!
Stop it, or you win soon be
bald. Give your hair some
Ayer's Hair Vigor. The fall­
ing will stop, the hair will
and Doings that Are Old, Curious and
Laughable—The Week's Hnnior.
grow, and the scalp will be
clean and healthy. Why be
satisfied with poor hair when
you can make It rich?
“ My hair nearly all earn« out. I then tried
Ayer’s Hair Vigor and only one bottle stopped
the falling. New hair came in real thick and
lust a little curly.**»Maa. L. M. Bur a,
Saratoga, N. Y.
fl.M a bottle.
». 0. avbbco .,
Lowell, Mass.
Thick Hair
What Did Rhe Mean?
A Stingy Woman.
Employment Agent—Why did you
leave Mrs. Goodsoul so soon? She 1»
said to be a very nice woman.
Domestic—Nics( She’s that stingy she
begrudges the very air ye breathe.
"You amaze me.”
“Judge ter y’raelf.
Kerosene Isn’t
worth over twelve cents a gallon, is it?”
Mr. Lovelorn—Oh, Miss Matilda, me
“No.”
“Well, she ’most had a fit 'causa 1 lieart is on fire for tin e—It is burning!
started to pour a tew drops of it in th*
kitchen stove.”
I Permanently vnroa. wo nta or nervoaaneai
I after firatday’auaeotUr.Kllne'i Greet Nerve
rer. bend fur Free 89 trial bottle and trsatlae
H. Kline. Lld.M.- Arcb at.. Phllartelphlo, Pa.
Undoubtedly.
"What is your idea of a successful
man?” asked the youth.
“A successful man,” replied the sage,
“is one who succeeds iu making others
think as well of him as he thinks of him­
self.’’
For bronchial troubles try Tiso’a Cure
Miss Matilda—Sakes ullvel Thet
for Consumption. It is a good cough
ought to put It out and cool ye, too!
medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents.
Ilia Explanation.
In the Wrong Office.
Caller—We are very rich, and we wish
to marry our daughter to a count, a mar­
quis or a duke.
Clerk (with dignity)—You are in the
wrong office. Thio Is a matrimonial
agency. You will find the International
Purchasing Agency two doors to the left.
L. Keeley LIPU or - morphine - tobacco
PERMANENTLY CURED
12? Cure
I «fi**-* w«— FOR FULL aaadculam
Where He Wee Lacking.
"Br’er Thomas wuz always singin’
Biggs—Did you ever notice what u dat aong 'bout ‘De Yuther Side of Jor­
dan,' but you orter beerd him w'en de
healthy-looking man Dr. Pellet is?
Diggs—Yes; he looks so different doctor tol' him bis time bad come ter
from bls patients. I wonder who his go dar!”
physician is?
"Wbat he say den?”
“Bellowed lak a bull, en’ hollered: “1
Force of Habit.
“I appreciate the fact that you hava can’t swim a lick! I never did take no
honored me with a proposal,” said the swlmmln’ lessons!' ”—Atlanta Consti­
dear girl, "but are you sure your love tution.
for me is the real thing?”
Unabashed.
"Perhaps not," frankly replied the
"It is hinted," said the close adviser,
young drug clerk, "but it is less expen­ "that there is no reason for your hav­
sive and Just as good.”
ing so much money.”
“My friend,” answered Senator Sor­
Equal to the Emergency,
ghum, "those people don't understand
our social system. Nowadays it is a
waste of time to expect a man to stand
up and apologize for having money.”—
Washington Star.
Hair Vigor
• for
Absent-Minded-
Mrs. Schoppen—I want five pounds
of sugar, please.
Grocer—Yes’m; anything else?
HUMOROUS 8AYINGS AND DO-
Mrs. Bchoppen—No, that’, all; I’ll
INGS HERE AND THERE.
take it with me if it isn't too heavy a
package.
Grocer—Oh, It'll only weigh three or
Jokes and Jokelets that Are Supposed
four pounds. ma'am.—Philadelphia
to Have Been Recently Born—Sayings
Press.
—
The British Museum contains records
and books written on bricks, oyster shells,
bones and flat stones, and manuscripts on
bark, ivory, leather, lead, iron, copper
and wood.
How’s This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
Krfectly honorable in all business transao-
ns and financially able to carry out any ob­
ligations made by their firm.
W ist & T auax , Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
W aldinc , K inn an A M abvin , Wholesale Drug­
gists. Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act­
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur­
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Hairs Family Pills are the best.
"But why,” I asked the good wife,
“are you so anxious to secure the top
flat in that ten-story apartment
house?”
“Because,” explained the household
freight payer, "the elevator would be
a great help to us in bringing up the
children.”
Rucli Hear Friends, Too.
Clara—1'11 tell you a secret, dear, If
you'll promise never to repeat la.
Maude—All right Out with It
Clara—Fred proposed to me last
night.
Maude—Oh, say, doesn’t he do It
awkwardly, though?
Prudent
B om .
The contractor frowned up at the
bricklayer sitting dangerously near thu
edge of the scaffold.
"Git off av thor, Thomas Murphy!”
he finally bellowed. "First thing 01
know ye will fall tin stories, break yez
polpe awn want an hour to go out awn
buy a new one.”
during the teething period..
What Papa Said,
Future Assured.
“Yes, we found the baby playing
with a volume of verse.”
"Indeed? He will probably turn out
to be a poet.”
“But he tore the verses up and
tossed them out of the window. ft 1
"Did, eh? Well, that shows he’s go
Ing to be an editor.”
Ha Read It.
' The Deaf and Dumb Beggar—A
friend told me this morning that the
police are going to stop begging on the
streets.
The Blind Beggar—Yes; I read that
In the paper yesterday.
Willing to Repair.
"Young man," said the stern father,
"you have been calling on my daughter
until you have worn out the sofa. You
know what that means, don't you?”
"Certainly, sir," responded the young
man, “I'll send up an upholsterer to­
morrow.”
Given a Raise.
With tender hands they took him
from the topmoet branches of a tall
pine.
"What happened?” be gasped feebly.
“You were tossed by a bull," they
responded.
"Then it's not so bad. I thought I
was tossed by a racing automobile.”
Voice From Arkansas.
Cleveland, Ark., August 15 (special)
—Nearly every newspaper tells of some
wonderful cure of some form of Kidney
Disease by the Great American Rem­
edy, Dodd’s Kidney Fills, and this part
of Arkansas is not without its share of
evidence that no case is too deeply
rooted for Dodd’s Kidney Pills io cure.
Mr. A. E. Carlile,, well known and
highly respected here, telle of his cute
after nearly a quarter of a century’s
suffering. Mr. Carlile says:
“I want to let the public know what
I think of Dodd's Kidney Pills. I
think they are the Lest remedy for
sick kidneys evei made.
“I had Kidney Trouble for 23 years
and never found anything that did me
so much good as Dodd’s Kidney Pills.
I recommend them to all sufferers.”
There is no unceitain sound about
Mr. Carlile’s statement. He knows
that Dodd’s Kidney Pills rescued him
from a life of suffering and he wants
the public to know it. Dodd’s Kidney
Pills cure all Kidney ills from Back­
ache to Bright's Disease.
Trials of Cupid.
Willie Why! grandma, are you go
Ing home? Papa Just said yesterday
that lie thought you were going to stay
forever.
"Why does Harker look so cross
these days?"
"He's married and has three little
onea.”
“I don't see why three children
should put him in a bad humor.”
"Who said anything about children 1
He is married and has three Uttls
rooms."
Not Un-to-Date.
It Would Reeiu Ro.
"He has a pronilalug future He's a
very eloquent young preacher.”
"Oh, lie's too old-fashioned. He will
Insist upon taking his texts from the
Bible.”—Philadelphia Press.
rosellile Explanation.
Miles There la said to lie a race of
savages In Africa whose vocabulury
consists of but eight words.
“D iah M iul P inkham :—Your med­
Giles- What! Do you mean to say
icins is indeed an ideal woman's medi-
cine, and by far the beat I know to there are no females among them?
restore lost health and strength. 1
Taken for Granted.
Buffered misery for several yearn, living
Judge—Why did you arrest this
troubled with menorrhagia. My back
ached, I had bearing-down pains and man?
frequent headaches. I would often
Officer -For profanity on the street.
wake from restful sleep, and in such
Judge Did you hear him using It?
pain that I suffered for hours before 1
Officev No. but bls sh<>e«tring broke
could go to sleep again. I dreaded the twlce as he was running for a car.
long nig hts as much as the weary days.
I consulted two different physicians,
lip to Her.
hoping to get relief but finding that
"Wliat would you do If I were to
their medicine did not seem to cure me.
I tried your Vegetable Compound die?” asked the bride of six months.
on the recommendation of a friend
"That's for you to say. my dear.” re­
from the East who was visiting me.
plied the other half of the sketch.
“ I am glad that I followed her ad­ “Which would you prefer—burial or
vice, for every ache and pain is gone, cremation?"
and not only this, but my general
health is much improved. I have a
Hereditary,
line appetite and have gained in flesh,
"I hear,” said the irlend of the fam­
earnest advice to suffering women
is to put aside all other medicines and ily, "that your eon Is sowing wild oats
to take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vego broadcast since he went to the city.”
table Compound.” —Miss N klub
"Takes arter bis ole dad, I reckon,”
H olmks , 5«0 N o . Division 8L, Buffalo, replied old man Corntosael. "TV farm­
N.
j t'*7 jl ' u <***** ^ *** **' er In him air bound tew crop out, by
hen!”
C ONS-UMPTION
“Esprit de Corps.”
All the tiny cripples in the neighbor­
hood of the settlement house, together
with a few able-bodied children, had
been feasted on cake and lemonade.
When one of the deformed mites was
ready to go home be missed his coat,
which search failed to find. The young
woman who had been ministering to
the wants of the company had seen
one of the able-bodied girls go out with
something under her shawl too bulky
to be secreted cake.
"Run, my dear, to Jenny,” she said
to one of the lads. "In picking up her
shawl perhaps she got bold of some­
thing else by mistake.”
The boy moved off on his stumpy
crutch, and when he returned he held
the coat up in triumph. The "accident"
had happened; J nny had picked it up
with the shawl.
The crippled children crowded close
round the young woman in great per­
turbation. Their self-respect had been
wounded, and they looked disdainfully
at the few sound children among them.
Finally one of the lads said:
"Miss Msrtln, It ain’t one of us that
did it. Jenny ain't a cripple; she's
on’y a Sunday school!”
Well Fitted to Be a Judge.
Love in a Flat.
PISO S CURE FOR
Which has cured thousands.
A funny story comes from the South,
where the cynic had gone to spend a
few of the cold days of January. While
courting hit way through Georgia ho
stopped off to see an old friend and a
Jaunt through the country was the out­
come of bis visit. It happened that his
friend was quite prominent in polities
in the vicinity, and as they trudged
down the road an old darky approach­
ed and saluted them cheerfully.
“Mornin’, Jedge,” began old Sam.
“Howdy.”
“Say, Jedge, I’se like tu be on de
nex’ ticket for Justice uv de peace,”
continued Sam.
"You a Judge!” replied my friend.
“Way, what do you know about tha
law?”
“Mos’ eberythin’.”
“Well, now, Sam, if we should elect
you and a man was brought before
you charged with committing suicide
what would your Judgment be?”
Thia caused Sam some deep medita­
tion, and after • considerable wait he
replied:
“Well, under de circumstances, I
guess I'd make him support his wife.
—Philadelphia Telegraph.
related the romantic youn-g
man, "as we sat on the park bench I
leaned over and planted a kiss on her
ruby lips."
"Planted, eb?" remarked the buffoon
friend. "Did you raise anything?"
"Yes. A policeman saw me and
soon afterward I had to raise $10 foi
a fine."
Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer
of the Young Woman’s Temper­
ance Association of Buffalo, N.Y.,
strongly advisto all suffering
women to rely, as she (fid, up*
on Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
On the Jersey Coast.
Feminine Charity.
It Looked tluit Way.
The only way to get» rid
of pimples and other erup­
tions is to cleanse the blood,
improve the digestion, stim­
ulate the kidneys, liver and
skin. The medicine to take is
“I’m not going to remain at this
hotel another night.”
"What'B the trouble?”
"Why, do you know that cbject in
our room we took to be a trolley car
fender?”
••Yes?”
"Well, the landlord says It’s mos­
quito netting.”
Mrs. De Playue—When I married
Eiy busband his eyesight was very
poor.
Mrs. Dimples—-Yes, It must have
been.
Mrs. Henpeck—I dou't think she’ll
ever marry him.
Mr. Henpeck—Why not?
Mrs. Henpeck—Oh. she quarrels
with him so mid Is so domineering.
Mr. Henpeck—Indeed? I’ll bet they
Going It Alone.
have been secretly married already.—
No matter what you undertake; no Philadelphia Press.
matter what the game, be it love or busi-
Billville Literary Note.
neat, this advice goes Just the nine, in
A Billville literary note reads as
your struggle for position, for happiness
or wealth let theae word« your motto be: follows:
“Roly upon yourself.”
Then if you
"While one of our leading authors
make a ten strike it will be all your own was peacefully plowing in the field
and If you In the gutter fall you can some miscreant stole his shirt, his
wallow there alone.
shoes and six poems. Verily the way
Motherswill find Mrs. Winslows'« Soothing of the literary man is not as smooth as
Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children a railroad.”—Atlanta Constitution.
An Ear-Hplltter.
“We’ve got a dandy college yell now.”
“What is it?”
“Wo give four Russian battleships, a
ilss-boom-ah, and then two Jap general«."
—Puck.
"If you feel chilly,” said he, as they
strolled, "remember I have your shawl
here on my arm.”
“You might put it around me,” she
said, demurely.—Philadelphia Press.
"Truth," remarked the morallzer, "li
stranger than fiction.”
“Yes,” rejoined tbs deuiorallzer."and
the majority of men seem to be shy of
associating with strangers."
lilmeelf and Another.
Him—There are two men of my ac-
quaintance whom I really admire.
Her Indeed! And what la the name
of tlie other one?
‘ 'Jlil London Coffee Houses.
In 1667, we are told, the first coffee
house had lieen prosecuted as a nui­
sance. In 1708 there were three thou
»and coffee houses, and each had Its
liabitual circle. There were coffee
houses frequented by merchants and
stock Jobbers carrying on the game
which suggested the new nicknames
bulls and (»ears, and coffee houses
where the talk was Whig and Tory,
of the last election and change of min
letry, and literary resorts such as the
Grecian, where, as we are told, a fatal
duel was provoked by a dispute over
a Greek accent, in which, let us hope,
It was the worse scholar who was
killed, and Wills', where Tope as a boy
went to look reverently at Dryden, and
Buttons', where at a later period Addi­
son met bls little agnate. Addison, ac­
cording to Tope, spent five or six hours
a day lounging at Buttons', while Tope
found the practice and the consequent
consumption of wine too much for his
Advice*
"Anybody kin give sdvlce,’’ said Un­ health. Thackeray notices how the
do Kben, "but it takes a right smart club and coffee house drinking shorten
man to pick out ds right kind an' take ed the Ilves and enlarged the waist- !
coats of the men of those days.
it"—Washington Star.
CONSUMED
CONSUMED BY A FIRE THAT 5]
WATER WILL NOT CLUEHÇB
Eruptions
Roscoe Conkling's Big Fea.
It is said that one day when Roscoe
Conkling was beginning to attain some
measure of success be dropped into the
office of Charles O’Conor, of New York,
then one of the leaders of the bar.
"What’s the trouble?” asked the lat­
ter, as Conkling excitedly paced tile
floor.
“I’ve Just been subjected to the
worst insult I have ever received. This
is the first time a client ever objected
to my fee.
"You know I defended Gibbons for
arson and put in some tremendous
work for him. He was convicted at
the trial, but we couldn't help It, and
I took the case to the Superior Court,
and he lost there, then on to the Su­
preme Court, and that affirmed the con.
victlon, and' he has been given ten
years. Now, my fee only amounted
to $3.000. and the scoundrel actually
has the audacity to grumble about it,
saying It's too high. What do you
tlilnk of that for Impudence?"
"Well,” said O'Conor, slowly, "of
course you did a lot of work, and $3.-
000 is not a big fee, but to tie frank
with you, Mr. Conkling, my opinion,
founded on mature consideration, is
that he might have been convicted for
less money.”
Frederick Kent Loomis, whose body
has been found in Blgbury Bay, 15
miles southeast of Plymouth, England,
was en route to
Abyssinia when be
disappeared.
He
was a passenger on
the Kaiser Wilhelm
II., and was miss­
ed when the boat
reached Bremen on
the night of June
19 last. Next day
passengers
when
landed
at
Ply-
mouth h“ was not
F. K. LOOM II.
seen. With Loo­
mis, who was brother of Assistant Sec­
retary of State Loomis, was William
H. Ellis, a colored man. Loomis was
carrying to Emperor Menellk a com­
mercial treaty Just concluded between
the United States and AbysBinla. It
has been alleged that Ellis possesses
a peculiar Influence over Menellk. and
that he has a desire to become ruler
of Abyssinia. He is reported to have
told friends in New York before he
sailed with Loomis that he expected
within two years to have control of
$150,000,000 and of the richest country
in Africa.
and burning. It seems to set the skin on fire,
and the tormented sufferer rubs and scratches
till the flesh is raw and the skin is torn and
bleeds. Nothing applied externally does much
good, for the disease is internal; the blood is
aflame with acid poisons, that are forcing their
■
way through the glands and pores of the skin, causing it to redden
and swell and break out in splotches, pustules and pimples, from
which a clear, yellow, watery matter exudes, hardens and dries, and
then peels off in scales or fine particles like bran. Eczema kindles a
fire that water will not quench, and that lotions, salves, powders and
soap cannot smother. As warm weather comes- on and the system ii
reacting and the blood making extra effort« to throw off the accumu.
lated poisons, Eczema at­
ECZHMA KEPT SPREADING.
tacks with redoubled vio­
j
Six years ago my wifi, had a breaklnr-out below
lence, and the sufferer is al­ her
knees. At first red bumps appeared, but soon
most distracted by the fear­ white, husky scabs came, and when these would
shed off the plaoe beoame red again, and would
ful itching and burning. It itch
and burn so that aha found it impossible to
is the most uncomfortable sleep. At times a yellow water ran from the
and aggravating of all skin bumps, and it kept getting worse and worse. Oua
family physician pronounced it Hosema, and pro­
eruptions and a terror in scribed ointments and powders; but it kegfl
spreading, breaking out on her body and armr.
warm weather.
end almost cloaed up her ears. The druggist at
Local remedies give tem­ Garner told me to try 8. 8. 8., whloh she did, and
taking several bottles was oured, and la
porary ease, but as Eczema after
well to-day and baa boon for years.
is not due to outside causes, Garner. N. O.
W. A. HOOUTT.
but to a disordered condi-
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tion of the system and an over-acid and impure blood, the treatment
must be constitutional, or internal. Purify the blood and the skin
disease will disappear. No better blood remedy can be found than
~ s.
~ s. It builds up the sour and acid blood, rids it of all impurities
s.
and poison, stimulates the sluggish or­
James H. Peabody, Governor of Col­
gans, and invigorates and tones up tha
orado, has been leading the strenuous
entire system; and as all skin eruptions
life since last August, when the State
like Eczema are only symptoms or signs of
began to be stirred
bad blood, they naturally disappear wheni
by the miners'
that vital fluid is again restored to health.
strike
that
has
since resulted in
S. S. S. is guaranteed strictly vege­
many deaths, riots,
table. It is not only a blood purifier, but a splendid tonic and appetizer,,
court controversies
making it an ideal spring medicine. Treat Eczema through the blood«
and crimes of va­
or you will never get permanently rid of it. Write for our book on tha
rious degrees. Gov­
Skin and its Diseases, which is mailed free Medical advice furnished;
ernor Peabody is a
Without cost to you. _
SWIFTSKCIFK GO., ATUUfTA. GA«
native of Vermont
and is 51 years old.
He was educated in
the public schools J ames h . peabody .
and as a young man was a noted ath­
lete. For a time Governor Peabody
worked as a dry goods clerk in Bos­
ton, later going to Colorado. He set­
tled in Canyon City, bls present home,
and engaged in mercantile business.
Fortune favored him, and in 1885 he
became a banker.
TACOMA, WASH.
Gives written contracts to secure positions
Vjr graduates. These contracte ere guaranteed
by a National Bank. Writ. lor catalogue and
plan today.
BUY
The nominee of the Prohibitionists
for President is Silas C. Swallow, of
Pennsylvania. Swallow is one of the
shining lights of
the
temperance
cause. He is past
his 00th year and
for more than a
generation
has
been engaged In
booming Prohibi­
tion. He made a
phenomenal run
tor Treasurer of
Pennsylvania
at
one time, receiving
ibout 120,000 votes. BILAB c- swallow .
Then he ran for Governor and did
nearly as well, threatening the Repub­
lican ticket Four years ago he
sought the nomination which has now
been given him, but John G. Woolley
was the successful aspirant. Mr.
Swallow Is a Methodist minister and
editor of the Pennsylvania Methodist.
Don Jaime, of Bourbon, second son
of Don Carlos, the Spanish pretender,
saw in the Russo-Japanese quarrel an
opportunity toshake
off a little of the
obscurity which has
for some time en­
veloped the Bour-
bon princes.
He
hastened to St. Pe­
tersburg and of­
fered his services
to the Czar. They
were accepted, and
Don Jaime is now
DO5 JAIME.
an officer in the
Russian army in the Far East. The
prince Is in his thirty fourth year, and
has been given little chance to distin­
guish himself. He Is heir to bis fa­
ther's pretensions to the Spanish
throne.
Ahonld Have Known Better.
•'What was the trouble between
Josher and his wife?”
"She stated that a certain young
lady of their acquaintance was the
handsomest girl in town, and he
agreed with her.”—Butte Inter Moun­
tain.
Th. Ciar—Why did you lose that bat
BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE
University
Cavalrymen Who Ride Oxen.
Knowledge and Experience.
Rhe— What Is a silent partner?
He—Did you ever dance with
deaf-and-dumb man?
a
Friendly Suggestion.
"My heart is still untenanted." sigh­
ed the slender summer glrL
"Why don't you write on your card
'Flat to let?' ” asked her plump cous­
in. who was wearing a broad smile
and a new engagement ring.
—
Never Called Down.
Hoax—Old Adam had one advantage
Gen. Zolticoff—The Japanese attacked over the modern after-dinner »peaker.
Joax—Whet was that?
ns in our rear.
Hoax—After be had flushed no man
"I was Informed that they attacked
you in front."
ever Mid, “I always did like that
"T e-e, but that was ear rear when story.”
they got there."
tie?
Dry stockings are provided In the
schools of Rhenish Prussia for the pupils
who arrive there with wet feet.
Professor Goldwln Smith, who fa­
vors a home rule parliament for Ire­ Tnllimhin
Collegiate, Prepara-
land, is a celebrated historian and es- VvIUlllvlU tory, Commercial and
saylst, whose liter­
Courses.
ary fame is world­
wide. He was born Boarding school for young men and boys.
at Reading, Eng­ Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore.
land, Aug. 23, 1823,
Apply for Catalogue.
and was educated
at Eton and
ford, gaining
scholarships
various prizes.
1847 he was called
to the English bar.
He was regius pro­
mor. a. smith .
fessor of modern
history at Oxford for eight years, and
later was honorary professor of Eng­
lish and constitutional history at Cor­
nell. Professor Smith is an advocate
of reciprocity between the United
States and Canada, and during the
civil war was an active champion of
the North.
The oddest cavalry In the world is
maintained on the west coast of Ma­
dagascar by Governor General J. G.
GalUenl. While the French troops In
that country are ample to meet the
occasional revolutions, the governor
general makes use of the native talent
for police work In out of the way lo­
calities. On the west coast of Africa
Is a tribe of natives, possibly racially
connected with the Hovaa. who are
known as the Sakahova. the most
warlike tribe of the country. The na­
tives. In Imitation of French troop­
era. organised an oxen cavalry corpa.
under command of a French offleer.
They are armed with modern long-
handled lances or spears and side
arms.
An Vnffilr Advantage.
Eczema drives its victim almost to the verge
of distraction by its intolerable itching, stinging
I
Wanted-Salesmen
To canvass the farmers and
dealers on line of goods ev­
erybody needs. $200 per
month can easily be made
by good workers. No com­
petition. Good easy sell­
ers. Write for particulars
and agency at once.
SPECIALTY SELLING COMPANY
313 Commercial Blk, Portland, Ore.
WANTED
200 MEN.
Wages 12.25 per day. Board |4.50 per
week. 50 teams >2.00 per day. Exten­
sive Irrigation construction. Perma­
nent employment for good men and
teams.
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
BEND,
Company
OREGON
No. 34-100«.
P. N. U.
HEN writing to advertises« please
mention this paper.
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IF YOU HAVEN’T SPUNK
and energy enough to sit right down
....................................
this minute and write
for our cata­ ;
logue we’re afraid you’re not suited for a business life.
This may be the best
chance you have ever had. Don’t waste it. We educate you practically for
business and get you a
‘ postal .........................................
i position when competent.
competent. A
card will bring full
particuvars. Isn’ :t t **
nriiuvr
it worth your while
BEHNKE-WALKER
BUSINESS
COLLEGE
to write now before
forget it.
ore you
youjorget
it.
~
Portland^
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PRUSSIAN
STOCK FOOD
The Great Conditioner and Stock Pattener. HORSES ds
Moro Work on Lew Feed. COWS give More and Richer
Milk. HOGS Fatten Quicker If given this Food.
Package, 50c and SI.OO.
MAKES PIGS OROW—GOOD FOR STUNTED CALVES.
PavssiAN R bmkdy C o .. St. Paul. Minn.
G bntlbmbn
I have been feeding your P russian S tock F ood to mt
thoroughbred swine It gives them an appetite, and makes the piga
grow. I also tried It on stunted calves with satisfactory results.
F. W. O sooub . Elgin. Neb.
PORTLAND SEED CO.. Portland. Or.. C om « Agents
RUSSELL “F ilers
samills High Grade
thst * ckers Machinery
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The A. H. Averill Machinery Co.
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
Write for Catalogue and Prices.
Important to Farmers
GRAIN BAGS
GRAIN BAGS
$4.75 per 100
By order of the State Board of Prison Directors, I
am authorized to sell grain bags in any quantity
above 500, manufactured at San Quentin Prison at
a price fixed at $4.75 per 100. Bags delivered free
in San Francisco. Orders must be accompanied
with cash or exchange on San Francisco in full, and
also with the following affidavit verified before a
Notary Public or Justice of the Peace:
“I hereby certify that I am a consumer residing
in .................... and that the bags ordered by
me are for my own personal and individual use"
Subscribed and sworn to be-
........................
(Signature)
fore me this .... day of
[Seal]
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The bagx Arc of the same capacity as standard Calcutta,,
a id superior in quality. Don’t delay—send your order to­
day to
J. W. TOMPKINS
Warden San Quentin Prison, California.
Sample of these bags can be raen at the office of this newspaper