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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 12, 1904)
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦fr Economy b a strong point* with Hood's Sarsaparilla. A bottle lasts longer and doe« more good than any other. It Is the only medicine of which can truly be said 100 DOSES ONE DOLLAR MATCH FOR THE CONDUCTOR. Woman Paaaenger Show* How It I* Poaaibl* to Get Even. She was one of those women with • righteous look and firm chin. “Please stop at Thirty-eighth street,” •he said to the conductor, a* the car whizzed past Thirty-sixth. At the next corner she rose to be ready to alight, but the car did not •low up, the conductor being busy do ing the hospitality of his car to a chance acquaintance. Before she could catch bls eye aud stop the car she bad gone a block past her destination. She put her foot on the step, then drew It back and calmly sat down again. The conductor, his hand on the bell rope, waited the picture of vigilant duty. She gazed straight ahead and made no sign. With a profane remark he Jork- *d the rope and the car moved on. Two blocks further she arose and eaught his eye again. This time be managed to stop at the first corner. But she apparently changed her mind • nd sank comfortably Into her seat while an appreciative smile overspread the faces of the other passengers. At the end of another two blocks she •nee more signed to him to 'top and, though he was bursting with wrath, • dozen pair* of eyes were upon him ■nd he controlled himself. The car cam* to a standstill, but she did not move. "It’s the next corner I want,” ■he •xplalned In a clear voice, as a titter went round the car. “When I asked you to stop at Thirty-ninth you car ried me to Fortieth, so I supposed if I signaled you for Forty-third you’d carry me to Forty-fourth.” And at the next corner she smiled graciously at the conductor as she stepped dowL and out—New York Press. «■»»♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦■»»♦♦♦♦ » 1 »♦» »♦♦♦ □tíí“ílíí¿t To carry on the back a pack weigh ing a hundred pounds or more mean* not only strong muscle* but a mastery of balance. In “The Forest” Stewart Edward Whits say* that the first time he did any packing he had a bird A bulletin Issued by the p.n.n, Du- time stumbling a few hundred feet reau give* the total number of em with Juat fifty pounda on bla back. ployes In the executive civil service of At th* end of that same trip be could the United States as 150.383. These carry a hundred pounda and a lot of figures Include only those employes canoe pole* and gun* over a long port who are required to take an examine age without aerlous inconvenience. tion, so that about 85,000 postmasters At flrat packing la as near infernal and employe* of small postoffice* are punishment as merely mundane condi excluded, as are about 15,000 employtea tions can compaas. Sixteen brand- with small salaries In the field branch new muscles ache, at first dully, then es of the War Department, about 16,- aharply, then Intolerably, until It seems 000 employes at navy yard«, who are you cannot bear it another second. At classified, but appointed under navy first you rest every time you feel yard regulations, and a few thousands tired. Then you begin to feel very In other parts of the service. Of the tired every fifty feet. Then you have 160,383 given, 25,675 are employed in to Jo the best you can, and prove the the District of Columbia; 137,061 are pluck that Is in you. Tom Frlaut, an old woodsman of males, 135,575 are native born, and 102,431 are engaged In clerical work. wide experience, has often told ms Of the entire number, 46.162 are be- with relish of his first try at carry tween the age* of 30 and 40 years; ing, He bad about sixty pounds, and 39.218 between 20 and 30, and 30,394 bls companion double th at amount between 40 and 50. One hundred and Mr. Friant stood It for what seemed on* ar* over 80, and 8,422 below 20 like a few centuries, and then sat years of age. More than one-third of down. He could not have moved an- ths number have been employed for other step If a gun bad been at hls less than five years, and mors than a ear. “What's the matter?” asked his com fifth for less than a year. Only 828 have occupied places for more than panion. "Del,” said Friant, ”»’m all In. I forty years. Those who receive sal- arts* of $2,000 or more number 851; can't navigate. Here’s where I quit.” “Can’t you carry here any farther?” less than $720, 50.00L "Not an Inch.” "Well, pile her on. I’ll carry her The new salary schedule for rural for you.” mall carriers has been completed, to Friant looked at him a moment In apply from July 1. The last Congress allent amazement. raised ths maximum salary from $600 "Do you mean to say that you ars to $720 a year. It was found that the going to carry your pack and mine, maximum route was 24 miles long and too?” to carriers on routes of this length, “That’s what I mean to say. I’ll do numbering about 12,000, the maximum It If I have to.” salary will be paid. The salaries of Friant drew a long breath. “Well,” for each mile less than twenty-four, said he, at last, ‘if a little, sawed-off carriers on routes shorter than the chap like you can wiggle under a hun maximum was fixed by deducting $18 dred and eighty, I guess I can make It The net result has been that slightly under sixty.” over two-thirds of the whole force of “That’s right,” said Del, lmperturb- 24,000 rural carriers have received In ably. "If you think you can, you creases of $100 a year In their salaries. can.” Th* remaining carriers have received “And I did,” ends Friant, with a Increases of less than this amount chuckle. This schedule takes Into consideration Therein Iles the whole secret. The the expense* for equipment, and makes work Is irksome, painful, but if you what Is stated to be a liberal allow think you can do It, you can; for al ance for such expense to carriers on though great Is the protest of the hu routes less than the maximum length. man frame against what It considers It leaves about the same appropriation abuse, greater still Is the power of a available for new service during the man's grit. coming year that the department had BUILD OA8E8 IN THE 8AND. during the last fiscal year.. -S ummer , 'RiAH R heumatism í WEEKLY LI ; I Ayers THt POWER OF GRIT. Feed your hair; nourish it; dive it something to live on. Then it will stop falling, and will grow long and heavy. Ayer’s Hair Vigor is the only Hair Vigor I hair food you can buy. For 60 years it has been doing just what we claim it will do. It will not disappoint you. - My hair used to be very short. But after Utting Ayer’s Hair Vigor a «bort time it began to grow. Hud now it ia fourteen Inches long. Thl« seems a splendid result to me after being almost without tiny hair.** M hs . J. II. Colorado Springe, Colo, fl 00 a bottle. J. c. atbroo ., All druggists Lowell. Mass. for Short A Fisherman. When all the world's fragrant with flow ers in bloom, And clothed In fresh raiment from Dame Nature's loom; When the bills aud the valleys ar* vel vety green And the earth is reposing 'neath blue skies serene. Then away from the hot, dusty city I’ll steal, For my only companions my rod and my reel, And there, by the side of some coo!, lim pid stream. I'll sit with my line in th* water and— dream. —Four-Track News. CASTOR IA Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Each in Hl* Trade. Ars»«». One Hundred Year* Ago. The chiefs of the Osage Indians gave a war dance for the entertainment of the President and members of the cabi net at Washington. A demand was made of his holiness the Pope to grant full power to Car dinal Feech to crown, In his name, the emperor of the French. Russia positively refused to acknowl edge Napoleon as emperor of France. Abolition societies began to dwindle as the value of the cotton gin became known. Daniel Webster arrived In Boston to pursue his legal studies. The funeral of Alexander Hamilton took place from Trinity Church, New York. England sent a convoy of ships to Spain to repudiate a rumor of rupture between the two nations. Seventy-five Years Ago. At a meeting of British merchants In Liverpool much regret was expressed at the resignation of Mr. Maury as American consul. The President of Greece Issued a proclamation revoking the national congress at Argos. The directors of the Bank of the United States declared a dividend of 8U per cent France offered 175,000,000 franca to the Spanish government for the con quest of Mexico. Prussia sent an emissary to Constan tinople to make every effort to bring about a peaceful ending to the conflict between Russia and Turkey. A treaty was concluded with the Wlnnebagos and the Pottawatomies and purchase made of all lands south of the OwlsconBln and between the up per Mississippi and Lake Michigan, In cluding all lands formerly held by the Indians. The Catholic emancipation act seem ed to have little effect In quieting the disturbance« In Ireland, as more out rages than ever were perpetrated. The violinist had beene invited to a “family dinner,” but it proved that several relatives of his host were pres ent, and their demands for music were most persistent. Still More Evidence. The violinist played three times, Bay City, III., August 8 (Special.) and then, when the applause after his —Mr. K. F. Henley ot this city adds third solo bad died away, he turned hi* evidence to that published almost to bis host daily that a sure cure for Rheumatism la now before the American people and “And now, monsieur,” he said, that that cure is Dodd’s Kidney Pills. eagerly, “now It Is that you will show Mr. Henley bad Acute Rheumatism. us how you sell ze flour In ze wheat Government Bureau of Plt.nt Industry pit. ran I help roll ze barrel in, mon He has used Dodd’s Kidney Pilla. He Starts Propagating Gardena. say* of the result: sieur?” Tber eagerness with which men seek Wherever there la a large area of "After suffering for sixteen years appointive positions under the govern land offering unusual difficulties In the with Rheumatism and using numerous ment almost amounts to a crake, and Piso’s Cure 1« a good cough medicin*. medicines for Rheumatism and more like all crazes it Is not readily ex way of cultivation, particularly semi- It has cured coughs and colds for forty years. At druggists, 25 cents. arid lands that possess possibilities in medicines prescribed by doctors, I at plainable. In Boston, for example, last tried Dodd’a Kidney I’illa with the where examinations for custom bouse tha way of Irrigation, there the prob Pride Interceded. lem la being studied by the Bureau of reault that I got more benefit fror employes are about to begin, there are Plant Industry. The country Is being “Why did she marry him? He hasn't them than all the others put together. fifty Year* Ago. “Dodd’s Kidney Pilla were the only 1,539 applicants for 30 possible ap dotted with propagating and testing any money. "I know, but she has plenty.” Ths Chinese Insurgents attacked thing to give me lelief, and I recom pointments. These figures are some gardens. "But be hasn't any brains, either.” Canton. mend them to all suffering from Acute what exceptional, to be sure, but In A central garden for seed testing, other large citlee there Is always a propagating, breeding and distribution “True, too. But people kept telling Albes Pacha, viceroy of Egypt, was Rheumatism.” Rheumatism is caused by Uric Acid marked disproportion of applicants to has Just been established at Chico, her how stunning they looked together found dead In bed by bls officers of in the blood. Healthy kidneys take place*. The Isthmian Canal Commis Cal., 100 miles north ot Sacramento. till she Just couldn’t bear the Idea of state. The first party sent out by the Mas •11 the Uric Acid out of the blood. sion has already had a hundred Appli It Is the intention to gather at thia letting him get away.”—Detroit Free Dodd’a Kidney Pills make healthy cations for every position It Is author garden a large and representative col Press. sachusetts Emigrant Aid Society left ized to fill. Yet the salaries are not kidnei a. Boston for the territory of Kansas. lection of economic plants of all kinds, How's This? large, rarely exceeding $1,200 a year; Three English and four French ships particularly of fruits, and to propa We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi He Knew They Would Fit. and though the civil service law may arrived In Honolulu. They mounted gate auch new varieties aa are found any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by A Mississippi Congressman, says give some assurance of permanency of Catarrh Cure. 198 gun* and were destined to act A Hall’« F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. tbs New Orleans Picayune, once own tenure, there Is little assurance of pro worthy of further Introduction. garden has been located on a palm We, the undersigned, have known F. J. against the Russian Pacific squadron. ed a handsome pair of light gray motion. That there should be such Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him Three hundred parsons were ill of trousers which were much admired eagerness for the appointments Is not tract of fifteen acres of land at Mecca, perfectly honorable in all business transac yellow fever In Havana, Cuba. tions and financially able to carry out any ob Ari., where different varieties of date by his colored neighbors. Unfortun creditable to the seekers. Men with ligations made by their firm. Said Pasha entered and took pos palms will be tested. W sst <& T ruax , Wholesale Druggist«,Toledo, O. ately they became spotted. even an average equipment of ability San Antonio, Tex., recognizing the W alding , K innan A M arvin , Wholesale Drug session of Alexandria In consequence “Here, Charlie,” said the Congress aud enterprise can find much more Toledo, O. of the death of Abbas Pasha, the for benefit to be derived from systematic gists. Hall’« Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act man to a negro servaut who had long promising careers. ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur mer viceroy. study of local eoil and climate condi coveted them, “take these trousers faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottls. Many vessels were lost In Table bay tions, has turned over 125 acres of Bold by all Druggists. Testimonial« free. and clean them.” tn a violent gale. Hairs Family Pills are the best. land near the city and the local water The National Civil Service Commis Charlie took them home, and after two day* of careful Inactivity brought sion has reecntly arranged to open company has volunteered to furnish A Precedent. branch beadquarters in Boston, New free of charge all the water needed them back. MIggies—I say, old man, I'd Ilk* to forty Year* Ago. Fire In Chicago, which started In “ 'Scuse me, boss,” he said, “but York, Philadelphia, Washington, At In the Irrigation work looking to the have you put me up at your club. lanta, Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Paul, development of crops adapted to the Wiggles—I’d be only too glad, my boy, Fourth avenue, near Twelfth street, 'clalh to gracious, seem like Ab St. Loula, New Orleans, Denver, Port local seml-arld lands. A rice farm has but—er—they are very particular who spread to Clark street. Third avenue, git dat spot out no way.” land and San Francisco. Each of been established at North Galveston, they admit. Wabash and Michigan avenues, and "Did you brush it?” Miggles—You don't say! How In the went as far north as Van Buren street. these thirteen cities will be the cen which, owing to the abundance of wa "Yssseh.” world did you manage to break in. ter and conditions which permit the ter to which the civil service boards Sixty acres swept and loss about $5,- "Scrub it?” In the districts surrounding them will planting and harvesting of rice by ma ’ft Permanently t urea, rro ntsor nervougne«« 000,000. “Yssseh.” U after flrst day's use of Dr.Kline's Great Nerve refer all matters which they cannot chinery, promises to become one of the News was received from Gen. Sheri "8cour it?” torer. Send for Free 02 trial bottle and treatises “Yssseh. Tear like Ah dona ev'y decide for themselvea. Heretofore It most Important centers of rice cultiva Dr. K. H. Kline. Ltd -W? Arch 8t . Philadelphia, Pa dan at Camp Brown, Wyoming terri tory, of a severe fight between Com thing, but Ab Jea’ caln't git It out no haa been necessary to communicate tion In America. A Trustless Trust. A pine woods farm at De Quincy, directly with Washington when vacan pany B, Second cavalry, aud Indians at way.” Lightly—My landlady evidently be- Owl mountain. I<a., , and four --------- cereal -------- testing stations In cies were to be filled In the classified , — ----------- „--------- - — “Well, did you try ammonia?” longs to a boarding house combine. All of Spain was declared to be In "No, seh! No, seh!” exclaimed Char service. This has occasioned delay, the great wheat-growing States—North Slinson—Why do you think so? lie, with a delighted snicker. “Ah especially In cities distant from the Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska and Lightly—She doesn't attempt to supply a state of siege and property of all Carlists was sequestrated and hold didn't try ’em on me ylt, seh, but Ab capital. Under the new system the In Texas—complete the present chain tha wants of the customer. Washington office will lie relieved of of stations and afford some Idea of the subject to claim* In favor of republi knows dey’d fit!” practically all the detail of preparing scope of the work that is being un- First Lieut. Rudolph E. Sniper, Four can*. Reproving the Apostate. teenth cavalry, U. S. A., is the youngest for examinations, and the national dertaken. Gen. Sherman's army left Intrench- In the early days of the British commissioner* will be able to devote officer in the army: Lieut. Ernest D. ment* on the Cbattabooche and ad EMIGRATION FROM ITALY. Peek is the tsllest. being 6 feet 4 inches. vanced upon Atlanta, and Johnston Royal Academy reverence for the “old themselves more fully to the enforce masters" of paintlug amounted almost ment of the spirit of the civil service was said to be retiring. Few from Province of Veneti* Come to to worship. When at a dinner Sir reform law*. th* United State*. Martin Sliee, one of the rarly presi From the Province of Venetla, coin- Thirty Years Ago. dents, openly expressed doubts of their Goldsmith Maid broke all trotting In decreeing that the Washington po 1 prising the cities of Belluno, l’adua, Infinite superiority, say* M. A. P., his records at Saginaw, Mich., making the licemen must give up the use of tooth Rovlgo, Treviso. Udine, Venice, Verona bearer* were horrified. and Vicenza, emigrate more persons final heat of three In 2:16. Sir Martin leaned across the dinner picks while on duty. Major Sylvester, table and rapped upon It to smpha- th* chief of the capital police force, has than from auy otlier province of Italy. In a letter to the Investigating com established a new record In rules gov In 1901, of the total emigration from •Is* hl* points. mittee of Plymouth Church. Brooklyn, Venetla over 90 per cent (111.7581 de Theodore Tilton announced bls Inten "Now there's Raphael!” he th un- erning the men. The order reads as dared. “What did Raphael do that we follows: “It Is observed that officers, , dared their intention to return, w hile tion of placing before It all the charges the balance (5,178) was classed as per made by Mrs. Tilton against Ilenry can't do better nowadays? Old mas among them special street railway Genuine manent emigration. Ward Beecher. ter? Why, gentlemen, I'd be sorry to crossing policemen, walk the streets Regarding the emigrants who go think ws had uot a dozen men In the with toothpicks In their mouths, giving Reciprocity treaty between Canada R. A. now who can draw better than evidence of having enjoyed refresh from Venetla to the United States, and United Statea waa discussed by their number la so small that tlielr Raphael.” ments.. I advise agaiuat this practice, dominion board of trade and other Th* bold declaration ws* too much ae It I* unbecoming and unofficerllke.”1 Influence for go<xl or bad would hate commercial bodlee at St. Johns, N. B. no Impression on the many going from for old Woodburn, a picture dealer. I other parts. In 1900 the number was Who sat opposite. A special report of the ceniua bu 411, a percentage of the total emigra Twenty Year« Ago. “Sir Martin," he said, huskily, fairly on occupation* show* that lu con- tion of 0.39 per cent; while during ltfOl Immense Blaine and Ixigan ratifica Hl« with emotion. “I've often 'eard reau Must Boar Signature of tion meeting was held in New York people any they didn't admire 'Omer. tlnental United States the total num 1,279, or 1.09 per cent, shaped their City; Blaine's letter of acceptance waa But this is the first time, air, I'v* ever ber of peraoue engaged In gainful oc course for the United States, It is mad* public two days later. ’eard It said that It was 'Omer a fault" cupation* In 1900 was 29.073.233, which not possible to ascribe auy reason for was one half of the population, 10 this slight Increase. Benjamin F. Butler was undecided The Fable of Four Men. years of age end over, and nearly two- Compared with wages In the United , aa to whether he would run for Presi "I got off a street car this morning.” fifth* of tha entire population. The to State«, those received by the wage- dent aa candidate of gretoback and •aid a doctor to tne, “and, being In no tal number comprises 22.439.420 men. earners of Venetla seem small; an ar- I anti-monopoly parties. burry, I began moralising on the ac 4,833.630 women, and 1,750,1'8 chil tlsan gets from 60 to 80 cents a day. Society composed wholly of noble tions and probable character of three dren. of whom 1,264,411 were boys and By practicing economy a family. If the' men formed In Germany for purpose of men who had alighted Just ahead of 180.767 girl*. members are not too numerous, can me. The first one waa even then half colonising Indigent members In Chill. live on this amount, the principal ar ............. . Too Hard an tha Narvaa. way down the I >ck aud was going on tides of sustenance being "polenta" Tea Years Ago. your farm? ” "Sold with such rapid stride* that he bad “Ye*, sold It last week, and retired (a sort of solid porridge or hasty pud Big strike on Chicago railroads prac already put a couple of hundred yards ding, made of maise. or Indian corn), tically broken and work reauiped on tietween himself and the next man. forever from the busi loss of farm potatoes aud bread. Wine Is the l ever many lines. There,' thought I, 'goes a hustler—a Ing.” Eugene V. Debs and other leaders man who's bound to succeed In life.' “Found farming too dull, did you?” age of all the people. A farm hand only receive« a daily wage of from 38 ir~ to----n—|. tn big strike were locked up in Cook The second man waa walking rather “No. I found It too exciting. I •lower, and Impressed me as one who don't mind taking a chance on the to 48 cents. Illiterate and uni. ttered. County Jail for violating Injunctions. would do fairly well, perhaps. In this horse* ottc« In a wbil*. but ths tblng the emigrants' Influence for the genera Archbishop Ireland condemned mob world. But the last fellow waa Just of running a business wher* you hav* advance of education and of society Is I methods of Debs strikers In big rail not of th* best. — Consular Report dawdling along In the moat shiftless to bet an ths weather *11 ths tlm* is way tlenp. sort Of way. I very quickly set blui too hard on the nervee.” New cruiser Minneapolis set Knowing a Woman. down for • loafer. record for vessel* of its class, making "Do you know her?" "Just then another Idea came home The manly part la to do with might I average speed of 23.00 nautical miles "No; I am merely acquainted to me. All three wers ahead of ms!" ind mein what you can do.—Emerson. her -nobody knows a woman?” 1 an hour on trial trip. wBuccasa. E ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Carter’s Little Liver Pills. The idea that Rheumatism is strictly a winter disease, that comes from exposure - or cold, is wrong; a spell of indigestion, torpidity of the liver, inactive state of the kidneys, or sudden cooling of the body when over-heated, being frequent causes of an A attack. Rheumatism is due to an over-acid condition of the blood and bad circulation. As it flows through the body the blood deposits an acrid corrosive NO USB FOB CRUTCHES. sediment in the joints and I had an attack of Sciatio Rheumatism In Its muscles, and the circulation worst form. The pain was so intense I became grows sluggish because of completely prostrated. Having heard S. S. 0. re commended for Rheumatism) I decided to the constant accumulation It a trial* and after I had taken a few bottles of acid impurities, and I was able to hobble around on crutches, and very soon had no use for them at all., 8. 8. 8. hav when the system is in such ing* cured me sound and well. All the distressing condition Rheumatism is rains have left me, my appetite has returned, and liable to come out at any am happy to be again restored to perfect health. MRS. JAMES KELL, time, winter or summer. It 901U. St., N. W., Washington, D. 0. is hastened and provoked by exposure to cold, damp air, sudden cooling of the body when over heated, a bad spell of indigestion, or anything that is calculated to fur ther derange and depress the system; but these are only exciting and not the real cause of Rheumatism. It is in the blood, and when this vital fluid becomes overcharged with the acid impurities and is running riot in the veins, an attack is sure to come, whether in summer time or the cold, bleak days of winter, You are a slave to pain as long as the blood is tainted with acid, Liniments and plasters are helpful and use- ful, but it takes something more than rubbing and blistering to drive away this demon of pain. S. S. S. goes to the seat of the trouble, enters the circulation, neutralizes and Bi ters out of the blood the acid poisons. It enriches and strengthens the weak, dis eased blood; the general health improves under its tonic effect, and when rich, pure blood begins to circulate through the stiff joints and sore, tender muscles, pains and aches vanish, and the longed-for relief comes to the nervous, pain- tortured sufferers, S. S. S. contains no minerals, but is guaranteed purely vegetable. Write us if in need of medical advice, which is given without charge. Our book on Rheumatism, telling of the different forms and varieties of this pain-racking disease, is mailed free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. All in the Pen. Cause and Effect. Wife—John, do you know that you She—What is the term applied to ons swore in your sleep last night? who signs another person’s name to a Husband—Did I? 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Husband—I’d like to know what en joyment you find In trotting around from store to store, looking at and pricing things you cannot purchase? Wife—I know It looks silly, yet there is a sort of melancholy pleasure In knowing I could have bought them had I married Tom Coldcash when I had the chance, Instead of throwing myself away on you. BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE TAOOMA, WASH. Gives written contracts to secure position« for graduates. These contracts are guaranteed by a National Bank. Write for catalogue aud plan today. PRICES THAT TALK. Threshermen and Sawmill Men Notel ISO ft. Endlee. Linen Stitched, Heavy Canvas, 4 ply, 7 Inch BeltlnK, *27.00. 160 ft. 8 Inch wide, same as above, *3X00. Tank Pumps complete, with 18 ft. 3 Inch Suction Hose, 10 ft. Dlsi-harte* Hose, with no*- sel and strainer, *10.00. Belting, Hose and Packing at wholesale price«. General agency for Parsons Hawkeye Self Feeder. I^ne shingle mill, run only to days, at a bargain. Write tor catalogs. BKIERSON MACHINERY CO. 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