The Santiam news., June 10, 1904, Image 4

Get Rid
of Scrofula
r Bunches, eruptions, Inflammations, sore-
Mas of the eyelid, and ear», diseases of tNa
bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting,
are only some ot the troubles It causes.
It la a very active evil, making havoc of
the whole system.
U. S. SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA
GOOD
: Short Q tories
—J
¡CASTORA
Recommends Pe-ru-na
For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble
Catarrh of the Stomach Is Generally
Mother Goldfish—Where have you
Called
Dyspepsia — Something
been, Willie? Willie—Only Just around
to Produce Artificial Digea-
Kirk La Shells, the comic opera
tlon Is Generally Taken.
the globe, ma.—Chicago News.
writer, has a son aged 8, known as
“Bill,” who Is very fond of his father,
Emellne—Sara and I can hardly un­
Hence, Pepsin, Pancreatin and a Host
derstand each other over the telephone.
Eradicates it, cures all Its manifestations, but has no liking for society—espe­
ot Other Digestive Remedies
cially for an afternoon tea crowd. His
Edgar—Well, talk one at a time.
and builds up the whole system.
Has Been Invented.
mother
entertained
a
lot
of
friend
4
“Know him? I should say so! We
( Accept no substitute.
These
Remedies
Do Not Reach the
recently, and Bill was the center of
are huBbands-ln-law.1
"Eh?” “Our
Seat of the Difficulty, Which
admiration. The men tossed him In
wives were divorced from the same
A Scholar's Advice.
is Really Catarrh.
man.”—Ex.
The German historian, Professor the air, end the ladles kissed him—to
all
of
which
he
submitted
politely;
but
“
She
told
Ex
U.
8.
Senator M. C. Butler, from
Theodor Mommsen, was noted for the
me that I might hope."
“Better look out! I've known girls to
South Carolina, was senator from that
facility with which be acquired lan­ when the first opportunity presented
state for two terms. In a 1 ecent letter
say that when they Intended to accept
guages. The tongues of modern Eu­ Itself he crawled up Into his Sather’s
to The Peruna Medicine Co., from
a chap.”—Puck.
rope as well as the classics were to him arms, and said. In very wee, pleading
tones:
"Father,
let
’
s
get
out
of
this
—
Washington, D. 0., says:
not studies, but the familiar tools of
“Smith has lost bls Job, and I’m
•
•
-
I»»
and have a rough bouse of our own!”
“I can recommend Peruna for dys*
bls deadly work.
bustling to get him another.” “You
pepsla and stomach trouble. I have
Kemble, the artist, while sketching
An American reporter who was In­
are:
“Yes. I owe him ten dollars,
been
using your medicine tor a short
terviewing him a few years ago asked In the mountains of Georgia recently,
and I’m afraid he’ll be needing it”—
period and I reel very much relieved.
employed
an
angular
“
cracker
”
as
a
to have a certain reference put Into
Puck.
It is indeed a wonderful medicine be*
English, as he did not read German model. The native, when asked what
sides a good tonic.”—M. C. Butler.
Stranger—Seems to me this crowd­
his hour's work was worth, told Kotn-
well.
The only rational way to cure dys­
ed street is a queer place for a hospi­
"Not read German well? And you a ble that he thought a dime would be
pepsia is to remove the catarrh. Pe­
tal.
Native
—
Well,
I
don't
know.
Two
Bears the Signature of
lournallst?” exclaimed the savant. “I about right. The artist showed him
runa cures catarrh. Peruna does not
trolley lines meet here.—New York
do not see how It la possible. Young the sketches, and asked what be
produce artificial digestion. It cures
Weekly.
man, German is one of the four neces­ thought of them. “Wall,” was the
catarrh and leaves the stomach to per­
“How did you get your black eye,
form digestion in a natural way. This
sities for a student The other three drawling reply, “seems to me it*»
Sambo?” “Well, boss, yer see I was
is vastly better and safer than resorting
are English, French and Italian. With- mighty puddlin' business for a man to
out a-lookin’ fer trouble, and dis 'ere
to artificial methods or narcotics.
eut them you can never know the ten­ be In, but you must be makln’ suthln’
eye was de fust to find it”—Yonkers
Peruna has cured more cases of dys­
dency of modern thought If you have out of It or you couldn’t afford to
Statesman.
pepsia than all other remedies com­
them not, do not rest until you have throw away money like this fer Jest
Philanthropist—Why did you change
bined, simply because it cures catarrh
learned them all.”
gettln’ a man to stand around doin'
the title of “The Ladles’ Home” to
wherever located. If catarrh is locat­
nothin'.”
LA-stNAlUK M. C. uUTLHK.
Mr. Albee’s Opinion.
“Old Ladies' Home”? Mrs. Du Goods
ed in the head, Peruna cures it. If
"Rube” Waddell, the baseball pitch­
If you do not derive prompt and sat­ catarrh lias fastened itself in the throat
—It was becoming too crowded.—New
Alpine, Cal., June 6.—Mr. T. M. Al­ er, conceived the Idea that he would
isfactory results from the use of Peru- or bronchial tubes, Peruna cures it.
! York Weekly.
bee, our postmaster has expressed an like to put In the spring months play­
Applying Early Remedy.
Wanted an Experiment.
opinion based on his own experience
Parker—We've moved again. Barker na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv­ When catarrh becomes settled in the
ing on a college team, and asked a
"Why did you never marry?”
Miss De Style—You must give m.
which will no doubt be of interest to
—
You have? Parker—Yes; the chll- ing a full statement of your case, and stomach, Peruna cures it, as well In
“I became convinced In my youth 1 dren were so noisy that we couldn’t he will be pleased to give you his val­ this location as in any other.
many. Mr. Albee is a man of few friend what course of study he would time.
Mr. Poorchap—Certainly.
I have that the prevalence of divorce was be­
Peruna is not simply a remedy for
words, but his well known truthfull- better take. “Shooting and fishing,"
stand what the neighbors said about uable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of dyspepsia. Peruna is a catarrh remedy.
ness and uprightness of character adds said tils friend, with all evidence of nothing but my heart to offer you, and I coming a menace to American Insti­ them.—Detroit Free Press.
do not expect you to decide at once.
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is
tutions.”—Brooklyn Life.
much weight to any statement he seriousness. “Great,” said Waddell;"
Young lady—I can always tell your Ohio.
"Then give me two or three weeks.” >
*1 could pass that easy,” and he sat
generally dependent upon catarrh.
makes. He says:
"Very well.”
For bronchial trounie, try Plso's Cure i work the Instant I see it Magazine
“The first box of Dodd’s Kidney Pills down and wrote to the dean of one
“And In the meantime I wish you to for Consumption. It is a good cough artist (delighted)—Can you, really?
that I used convinced me of their good of the Southern Institutions, In regard show yourself dreadfully in love with me, medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents.
A World-Wide Reputation.
Young lady—Easily. The women all
qualities and I used altogether four to taking a “shooting and fishing” and I’ll let folks see that 1 am quit*
look alike.—New York Weekly.
Wherever men are there will be ill­
Contaminated.
boxes with the very best results. I can course at his college. He was pained Interested in you.”
“Woman is naturally of a clinging ness and wherever people are ill,
later at receiving a stern note from
“Um—what's the Idea?”
1 "Ton are an authority on history, I be-
heartily recommend this remedy.”
nature,"
observed he. "Yes,” rejoined Dodd’s Kidney Pills will be found a
“
I
want
to
see
how
Mr.
Rlchfello
lieve?"
the
dean,
who
thought
Waddell
was
This voluntary expression of opinion
takes it.”
| “No," replied the scholar, sadly, *1 his wife, "but she isn’t to be compar­ blessing. Solely on their merits have
will doubtless find an echo in many making fun of him.
used to be before I began reading hla- ed with a man when it comes to hold­ they pushed their way into almost
homes in Califronia for Dodd’B Kidney
James F. Sweeney, a MaseachusotLi
Mother, will find Mr,. Wln.low.', Soothing torical novels.”—Chicago Post.
every part of the civilized world.
ing on to a »5 bill.”—New Yorker.
» city and town
Pills have been making some miracu­ lawyer, had as a witness a very re­ Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
Their reputation as an honest medicine
___ 1
town in Oregon
lous cures in this state.
!
Sam
Shinbone
—
I
’
se
thlnkln
’
ob
fractory woman, who, In answer to his during the teething period..
Permanently v-nrea. wo ntaor nervouaneei
that
can
always
be
relied
on
has
been
Washington
and
Idaho.
Dignified, hon­
From the evidence already published most polite questions, would reply
U alter nratday’suaeofDr.KUne'sGreatNerv« , marrying dat youngest Jackson gal.
built
up
by
the
grateful
praise
of
those
orable,
permanent
and
immensely
profit­
Nearly
all
negro
babies
are
white
torer. Send for Free AS trial bottle and treaties Mose Johnson—Don't do it, nigger—
it seems Bate to conclude that this med­ sharply and evasively. Her meek and
Dr. B. H. Kline. Ltd..Hl Arch St-, rblladelpbla, Pfc
ivho have been cured. The two follow­ able employment at home or on the
icine will be found to be a perfect cure humble husband, who was In court, when born, and so continue for weeks.
don
’
t
do
it
Why,
dat
gal
never
kep
’
When a woman has reached the age
ing letters indicate just how the repu­ road; something new; send stamp or
for Rheumatism, Urinary trouble, looked much distressed. At last, at of forty-two in Japan, and is unmarried, !
a Job for over two weeks in her life.— tation of this remedy knows no geo­ call at office for details.
Done to a Crisp.
Backache and any and every form or one of Mr. Sweeney's innocent ques­ the authorities pick out a husband for
Ex.
SQUARE DEAL BROKERAGE CO.
graphical bounds. The sick and suffer­
A small boy was undressing the oth­
symptom of Kidney Complaint.
“Bring me some coffee,” said Mr. ing all over the world are asking for 129 Seventh Street,
tions, the lady vindictively cried: “Mr. her, and compel them to marry. This er evening before the open fire In his
Portland, Oregon
Lawyer, you needn't thing you can plan reduces the number of old maids, nursery, says the New York Tribune. Nurox, as he finished his dessert Dodd’s Kidney Pills .
The Masculine Way.
but
forces
many
men
to
suicide.
"Demi-tasse?
”
inquired
the
waiter.
Dear Sirs:—I have been suffering for
His mother gave him his nightshirt
Wife—Hava another piece of cake, catch me; no, sir, you can't catch me.”
With his most pleasing smile, Mr.
and told him to hold It to the fire to “Sure, If that's the best you got and some months from a Kidney com­
John!
The
peninsula
of
India,
which
in
area
say, bring one o’ them little pots full plaint. The doctor who attended me
responded:
“Madam, I Is naif the size of the United States, has warm.
Husband—No; I don’t like home-made Sweeney
has recommended me to take your
cake.
haven't the slightest desire to catch a population of 800,000,000, of whom
She left the room for a minute, but of it.”—Philadelphia Press.
Wife—But this isn’t home-made; I you, and your husband looks to me as 200,000,000 are farmers.
“You are always more or less skep­ Pills, “Dodd’s Kidney Pills.” After
returned quickly when she heard the
bought it at a bake shop.
tical about what you see in print” two boxes I got some relief. But un­
If be was sorry he had succeeded.”
boy say to his father:
Husband—Oh, you did, eh? Well, I
During the last decade American ex-
“Papa, Is this shirt done when It’s “Yes," answered the man who has bis fortunately I have not been able to go
A
prominent
Philadelphia
educator,
knew there was something about It I
brown?”
own Ideas about things. "Truth may on with the treatment, being unable to
in telling of his early struggles, re­ ports to China have increased sixfold.
didn't like.
be at the bottom of a well, but it Isn't find any Pills in Cairo.
counts that he once taught school In a
The chemist who sold me the two
an Ink well.”—Washington Star.
IMPORTANT TO THRESHBRMEN.
district where he kept bachelor’s
Husband (of popular author)—Do boxes has informed me that he had sent
baH,” the neighboring farmers supply­
you mean to tell me, doctor, that my an order for some, and has been keep­
An Account and Note Book of 28 Pages ing him with food. One day a young
Sent Free to Any Address.
wife is Insane? Doctor—No, not so ing me waiting for more than one
boy came running breathlessly toward
bad as that, but she is hopelessly fool­ month. Thia is the reason why lam
him.
“
Say,
teacher,
”
be
gasped,
“
my
The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., of
ish.
Husband—Well, that’s a relief. writing to you to request you to have
Portland, Ore., whose advertisement is pa wants to know if vou like pork.”
I
was
afraid her usefulness as a write* the goodness to send me by return of
to be found elsewhere in this publica­ “Indeed, I do like pork,” the teacher
poet six boxes for which 1 will pay as
was
impaired
—Life.
tion, have prepared for distiibution replied, concluding that the very stingy
soon as I receive them from the post.
A prison visitor recently asked one
among tbreshermen a thresherman’s ac­ father of this boy had determined to
Kindly let me know at the same time
of the prisoners how he came to be where your branch agency in Egypt is
count and note book of 25 pages. This donate some pork to him; “you tell
there.
“Want.” was the answer. to be found. Thanking you in antici­
book will be mailed to threshermen your father If there Is anything in this
“How was that, pray?” "Well, I want­ pation,
free» of charge, by addressing the above world that I do like, It is pork.” Some
ed another man's watch. He wasn’t
named company.
time transpired and there was no pork
MOHAMED RACHED,
willing I should have It, and the Judge
forthcoming. One day ho met the boy
“Immeubles Libres de l’Etat,
In a Box.
wants me to stay here five years.”— Office of the Minister of Finance,
alone in the school yard. “Look here,
Old Friend—Seems to me you are John,” he said, “how about that
Tit-Bit«.
Cairo, Egypt.
paying your cook pretty stiff wages.
Footlnltt (energetically helping at
Dear Sirs:—I want to purchase six
Jimson—Have to. If 1 don’t she'll pork?" “Oh,” replied the boy, “the
bazaar)—Won’t you put In for a raffle boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills, but I
leave, and then my wife will do the pig got well."
for this cushion?
Visitor—Oh, no, don’t know exactly where to apply at
cooking herself.
Timber that la Valuable.
thanks!
Footlnltt—Of course, It's Buffalo or London. I suppose they
Sydney H. Bhadbolt, of Washington,
rather useless and gaudy, and so forth; can be sent by express or registered
LI0UOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO
largely Interested tn • 130,000-acre
and personally I think the design's mail from either place, Please advise
HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
timber and plantation tract in the
rotten. But do put In for it! Visitor— me of how to proceed in order to get
— TOR FULL FAATKUIARS —«
¡¡OrtlLtnwnWTVPOWIXANOjOJlCj
the pills without delay.
State of Vera Crus on the Coatzacoal-
No, thanks! I made it!—Punch.
Yours truly,
J. P. SIMONSON,
cos River, Is familiar with all the pha­
Little Willie, who is a Philadelphia
FROM
DEALER
Running Expense*.
Viborg, V., Mark, Denmark.
ses of the timber trade, and for sev­
boy, had been watching a dog chasing
P. N. u.
No. 24—1904.
Mistress—Want more wages?
I eral years bls attention has been given
his tall for three minutes. "Papa,” he
thought you wore being very well paid, largely to'the purchase and marketing
SEINF*REE
asked,
“
what
kind
of
a
dog
Is
that?
”
HEN writing to advertisers please
considering that I do about halt the of mahogany. Speaking of mahogany
to NATHAN BICKFORD, 914 F St.,
mention this paper.
“That” said the father, “Is a watch Apply
work.
Washington, D. C. ôth N. H. Yola., 1831-65.
generally,
he
saldi
dog.
”
Willie
was
silent
a
moment
Domestic—You forget, mum, how
“Mahogany has been esteemed a
“Well,” he finally said, “from the time
much it costa me far advertisin' far new
very valuable wood for more than 200
situations.
he takes to wind himself up I guess
years, and during all that time the
he must be a Waterbury watch dog.”
CURE Horses of HEAVES, COUGH,
There la more Catarrh In this section of the world has had substantially Its whole
—Philadelphia Ledger.
?lnk Eye or Indigestion. A great BLOOD PURIFIES AND CON-
eountry than all other diseases put together,
DITIONEK
and a sure cure for all ailments from which heaves arise.
and until the last few years was supposed to ba supply from Mexico, Honduras, Cuba
When the freckled girl took a seat
Incurable. For a great many years doctors pro­ and Santo Domingo. Up to within
CURED 34 HORSES.
directly across the car from the bright
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local
1
heen using Prussian Heave Powders the past eight months and In that time have
remedies, and by constantly falling to cure about ten years the proportion secured
cured || horses of Heaves. 14 of Distemper and 9 or Chronic Cough. The Prussian
child the others were oppressed with
Remedies
have
gained
a
great reputation in this section.—Ernest Behneke, Newark, N. Y.
with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. from these districts was about 00 per
forebodings. But they bad not long
Science has proven catarrh to be • constitu­
PRICE: AT DEALERS, 50c; BY MAIL, 60c
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu­ cent from Mexico, 80 per cent from
to remain In suspense. “There's a
Book.
P russian R emedy C o ., St. Paul, Minn.
tional treatment. Hall*« Catarrh Cure, manu­ ' Honduras and 10 per cent from Cuba
complexion with a pattern In It!” ex­
PORTLAND bKKD CO., Portland* Or*, Coast Agent»
factured by F. J. Cheney Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the market. It and Santo Domingo combined, Now
claimed the bright child, almost at
Is taken Internally In doses from 10 drops to a comparatively little Is obtained from
once. Hereupon the others breathed
leaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one Cuba, and practically nono from Santo
more freely, tor it was likely that the
hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Domingo. The product of all of the
Perhaps It’s Plate Trouble.
worst was over.—Detroit Journal.
Bend for circulars and testimonials.
Address,
F. J. CH ENK Y <fc CO., Toledo, O four districts belongs to the same spe­
Plate trouble Is a common thing, and there
Mrs. Househunter—This house does
Bold by Druggists. 75c.
are various kinds of it. Many plates never
cies, but there are marked differences
Hairs Family pills are the best
not seem to be very substantially built
were right. Others are properly made, but
In the fiber of the wood from West
the mouth is not put in proper condition
Even the floor shakes when we walk
or wearing the plate.
Algy'a Ambition.
India Islands and that from the main­
on It Agent—But madam, this floor
Algy—Aw—can you spare me a fow land. The Mexican and Honduras
“D ear M rs . P inkham :—Ignorance and neglect are the cause of Is—er—the very latest thing In spring
If your plates are in any way unsatisfactory
we will be glad to make an examination
hundred to wun ovah to I.unnon?
growth la of a better grade than any untold female suffering, not only with the laws of health but with the dancing floors. All the newest bouses
and tell you the cause of trouble.
Father—What's ths object?
chance of a cure. I did not heed the warnings of headaches, organic have them. Mrs. Househunter—And
other.
The
mahogany
of
Mexico
Is
We extract teeth wholly without pain an 1
“Golf.”
pains, and general weariness, until I was well nigh prostrated. I knew I
all work is at lower than reasonable rates.
“Good! If you learn how to play golf. worth In the United States and Eu­ had to do something. Happily I did the right thing. I took Lydia E. the stairs creak terribly. Agent—Oh,
rope
from
»80
to
»100
per
1,000
feet
Extracting free when plates or bridges are
It may----- ”
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound faithfully, according to directions, we don’t make any extra charge for
ordered.
“Oh, I don’t want to play It. I want on the average. The value of Indi­ and was rewarded in a fow weeks to find that my aches and pains dis­ those patent burglar-alarm stairs,
to learn how to pwouownce It.”
vidual logs, however, Is occasionally
madam.—Chicago News.
very high, single sticks bringing as appeared, and I again felt the glow of health through my body. Since
Dick—Say—seen a letter of mine
Open evening till 9
Sundays from 9 to 12
Oregon, Main 2029
I
have
been
well
I
have
been
more
careful,
I
have
also
advised
a
number
much as »5,000.”—Mexican Herald.
of my sick friends to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Cotn- lying around, gray envelope? Sweep
Sound, and they have never had reason to be sorry. Yours very truly, (stops making the bed)—Do you mean
An Appropriate Present.
I rs . M ay F airbanks , 216 South 7th St., Minneapolis, Minn.” (Mrs. Fair­ a letter starting off, “Dearest Dickie,”
Little Mary and Ben bad been great­
and asking you to come down and
ly exercised over the approaching an­ banks is onoof the most successful and highest salaried travelling sales­ spend Sunday, and telling you how
women In the West.)
„
niversary of the parental wedding day.
lonely she has been all the week, and
They hgd overheard so much discus­
Vt hen women are troubled with Irregular, suppressed or painful menstru- ending up, “Your own little Gladys"?
sion of the subject that they suppos­ ation, weakness, leucorrhcoa, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that Dick—Ye—es. Sweep (going on mak­
ed that numerous presents would be bearing-down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or ing the bed)—Then It's In your top
Sometimes the hair is not
general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, or are
quite the order of the festival, and flatulence),
beset with Buch symptoms as dixxiness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri­ chiffonier drawer.—Yale Record.
properly nourished. It suffers
Ben, with the responsibility of his tability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, “all-gone" and “ want-to-be­
Full Directions: “Your husband Is
for food, starves. Then It
eleven years, proposed that they se­ left-alone ” feelings, blues, and hopelessness, they shbuld remember there is a floor walker tn a department store.
Write for Catalogue and Prices
falls out, turns prematurely
cure their own pennies and “buy a one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Isn't he?” “Yes.” “Then, why don't
at
once
removes
such
troubles.
Refuse
to
buy
any
other
medicine,
for
you
nice
present
for
mamma
and
papa.
”
gray. Ayer’» Hair Vigor la a
you have him get up and walk the floor
Mary gladly agreed, and with great need ths best.
with the baby when she cries?" "1
secrecy they made their preparations
_ “J^ xar M rs . P inkham : — For over two years can't wake him up. When I shake him
With a dollar they ran away one day
I suffered more than tongue
—io can expr
express with and tell him what’s the matter he
3
and with much excitement made their
”— physii
*---sician pro- mumbles something about soothing
kidney and bladder trouble. My
purchase, which was safely hidden un
HR__ catarrh
_______ of
__ the
_ie bladder, syrup In the drug department three
nounccd my trouble
"£££ LINE” BUGGIES.
t’E BETTER satisfaction than
hair food. It feeds, nourishes.
caused by displacement of the womb. I had a aisles down, and then goes to snoring
til ths important event came off. When
anything on the market at any­
The hair stops falling, grows
frequent desire to urinate, and it was very pain­ again.”—Chicago Tribune.
the presents were exhibited thetr'e
thing like the price, because they
ful,
and
lumps
of
blood
would
pass
with
the
proved no less interesting than more
are m-vle of good material to st'md
long and heavy, and all dan­
urine. Also nad backacho very often.
“Oregon roads”—iron corners on bodies,
expensive gifts—there was “a beau­
Remunerative.
druff disappears.
braces
on shafts, heavy second growth
“
After
writing
to
you,
ami
receiving
your
'•Well,
Bobby,
bow
do
tiful
picture,
”
as
they
both
assured
•' Mr hair was coming out terribly. I was
wheels, screwed rims.
reply to my letter, I followed your advice, and church?" asked bls father as they
almost afraid to comb It. Hut Ayer's Hair
their parents. Sure enough, there were
Vigor promptly stopped the falling, and also
feel that you and Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege­ walked homeward from the sanctu­
two splendid lions In a large cage, and
restored the natural color.**
Mu. K. G. K. W abd . Landing, R J
table Coni|H>iin<l
Compound have cured me. The ary. to which Bobby had just paid hie
under them the Inscription, “A life
fl.M a bottle.
J. C. atbb co..
medicine drew my womb into its proper first visit
Sentence.”
All druggists __ _ fxxa* _
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for
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