The Santiam news., February 05, 1904, Image 4

100 Doses
For One Dollar
LUXURIES FOR SERVANTS.
Mutually Agrtrd.
“But, George, as the time passes on
and I grow stout and red-faced, will
you love me just the same?”
“I don’t think it’s quite fair to put
it that way, Mabel. You see, I’m
quite likely to experience a change my­
self. No doubt I’ll develop an alder-
manic rotundity and a fierce double
chin and a dignified waddle and—’’
“Stop, George! I can’t bear to think
of you looking like that.”
“And I can’t dream of you as stout
and red-nosed, Mabel.”
“Why borrow trouble?”
“Why, indeed?”—Cleveland Plain­
dealer.
My Lungs
Private Hatha and Fultea in W >m. of
the Newest House.,
MEDICAL EXAMINER
The new palaces built lu this city
every year do not supply luxuries for Of the United States Treasury Rec­
tlieir owners alone. The employes are
Economy in medicine must be
ommends Pe-ru-na.
“An attack of la grippe left me
11U0 looked after and provision is made
measured by two things—cost and
with a bad cough. My friends said
for their comfort to a degree never
effect. It cannot be measured by
Man—Oh, yes; she refused me and
Other Prominent Physicians
I had consumption. I then tried
known anywhere else.
either alone. It is greatest in that
gave me no reasons whatever. Maid—
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral and it
lu one of the new bouses on an up­ Use and Endorse Pe-ru-na
Isu't she a saint?—Judge.
cured me promptly.”
town street near the avenue the man
medicine that does the most for
A. K. Randles, Nokomis. Ill.
servants quarters consist of three small
"What Is It that makes men great,
the money—that radically and per­
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical exam­
rooms on the t< p floor. Adjoining them
papa?” "Persistent advertising, my
iner of the U. 8. treasury department,
manently cures at the least ex­
Is
a
small
tiled
room
son.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
with
a
shower
You forgot to buy a bot­
pense. That medicine is
and plunge bath and sprays. In the graduate of Columbia college, and who
First Theatergoer—This play was
tle
of
Ayer
’
s
Cherry
Pec
­
. same room are three basins
I
in order served three years at West Point, has
taken from the Italians. Second The­
the following to say of Peruna:
atergoer—Lucky Italians!—Smart Set.
toral when your cold first J that the men may all wash slmul-
“Allow me to express my gratitude
tenuously
If
they
want
to.
Polish Nationalists Active.
She—What Is a “fool killer,” any­
you for the benefit derived from
It pTrrifles and enriches the blood,
came on, so you let it run
Downstairs adjoining the entrance to
Polish nationalists held a great meet­ way? He—I don't know. I never met
your wonderful remedy. One short
cures pimples, eczema and all ing in Lemberg recently for the pur­
hall
is
another
sleeping-room
for
a
man
along.
Even
now,
with
month has brought forth a vast change
one. She—Naturally. — Philadelphia
servant, and it has as much light and and I now consider myself a well man
eruptions, tired, languid feelings, i pose of keeping alive the Polish na­ Public Ledger.
all your hard coughing, it
after
months of suffering. Fellow
air
as
any
In
the
bouse,
In
addition
to
loss of appetite and general debility. tional sentiment. The gathering ex- “Poor thing, did she take her hus­
sufferers, Peruna will cure you.”
will not disappoint you.
having a private bath.
pressed sympathy with Polish re-
•'I have taken flood’s Sarsaparilla and sistance to German and Russian op- band's death much to heart?" "Why,
The rooms for the woman servents
A constantly increasing number of
There’s a record of sixty
found it reliable and giving perfect satisfac­ pression. It also urged the direction she's prostrated with grief! She can't
are on the third floor, and accommodate physicians prescribe Peruna in their
tion. It takes away that tired feeling, gives
years
to
fall
back
on.
see
a
soul
except
the
dressmaker.
”
six. They are so arranged that two | practice. It has proven its merits ‘so
of Polish effort in Austria, Russia and
energy and puts the blood in good condition.”
“De man dat knows a heap an’ don't
sleep In each room and have the use thoroughly that even the doctors have
Germany toward the common aim of
Miss Err is C olonna .535 10th Street, N.
Three .lee.: 25c.. enough for an ordinary
try to do uuffin’,” said Uncle Eben,
of a bathroom, In addition to these overcome their prejudice against so-
national independence.
Washington, D. C.
cold; 50c.. Just right «or broacllltla, hoar.e-
ne.., hard colds, etc.; fl. ruo.t economical
”au’ de man dat don’ know nuffln’ an’
apartments there are two rooms and called patent medicines and recommend
lor
chronic
cases
and
to
keen
on
hand.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
Equals the Bramble Bush Story.
tries
to
do
a
heap
Is
bof
of
'em
nuis
­
J. C. AY EK CO., Lowell, Mus.
a
bath to be used by any servant who ; it to their patients.
cure and keeps the promise.
John Miller, colored, of Uniontown, ances.”—Washington Star.
Peruna occupies a unique position in
happens to be 111. These two rooms are
Pa., became blind in his right eye
so situated that a servant In them medical science. It is the only in­
"Americans are great kickers,” re­
many months ago and recently one of marked the visiting Englishman. "Yes,
systemic catarrh
remedy
The Only Judge.
may be quarantined so completely as ternal
Explaining His Interest.
the family threw a potato which des­ indeed,” replied the enthusiastic Amer­
known to the medical profession today,
“That’s a good idea.”
If out of the house.
,
“
Who
is
that
little
man
who
is
so
troyed the eight of hie left eye. His
“Do you think so?”
Adjoining the nursery and separated i Catarrh, as every one will admit, is the
' "That “ s what
' ' makes us such eu- vehemently in favor of the butcher’s
physicians believed him entirely blind, ican. stli
“Im sure of it, aren’t you?”
from It only by a dressing-room Is the ■ cause of one-half the disease which
’ football nlavers.
”
thuslastlc
players.
'national
strike?
”
I atHicts mankind.
Catarrh and ca-
“I’m never sure of an idea until I’ve but the sight gradually returned to the
Ethel—I beard the count had Jilted! “Why, he’s our leading vegetarian.” apartment of the head nurse, which Is. i tarrlial diseases afflict one-half of the
right eye.
applied the test.”
of
course,
supplied
with
Its
private
Gladys. Jean—Oh, no; he's too much
“What’s the test?”
bath. Near the room of the mistress I people of the United States.
For forty year’s Flso's Cure for Con­ of a gentleman for that. I know pos­
“Submit it to a publisher,” replied
of
the house Is the room of her maid,
sumption has cured coughs and oolds. At itively that he gave Gladys three days
Robert R. Roberts, M.D., Wash­
the author, wearily. “If he accepts it, druggists.
and It has the same conveniences as
Price 25 cents.
Orleans
In
which
to
Jilt
him.
—
New
ington, D. C-, writes:
its good.—Chicago Post.
DR. LLEWELLYN JORDAN
the others.
“
Through my own experience
Democrat.
Not a Believer.
Thus
are
the
servants
of
the
wealthy
as
w
ell
as
that
of
many
of
my
Medical
Examiner United States
B tatk or O hio , cinav tolkdo , » ta
"But they told me you had money,
Miss Elderly—You mustn’t believe
housed.
When It Is taken Into con­
L ucas C ounty .
| "•
friends and acquaintances who
Treasury.
“And they bunkoed me Into thiuklng
F rank J. C heney makes oath that he Is the all you hear.
have been efired or relieved of
sideration that these rooms are kept In
MDior parter of the firm of F. J. C heney & Co.,
Mrs. Malaprop—I dont. Nor half I you were rich.” "Well, what's to be
catarrh by the use of Hartman’s
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
order and supplied with everything
I have frequently advised its use for
done about It?" “Let’s fall In love
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay say.
Peruna, I can confidently recom­
needful by the housekeeper, the lot of
the sum ol ONE HUNDRED HOLLA RS for each
women, as I find it insures regular and
mend it to those suffering from
Just for spite.” Cincinnati Comrner-
and every caae of Catarrh that cannot be cured
the
household
servant
In
the
United
Easy for Johnny.
such disorders, and have no hes­
painless menstruation, cures leucorr-
by the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C ure .
clal Tribune.
States seems more desirable than ever.
FRANK J. CHENEY
itation in prescribing it to my
hoea and ovarian troubles, and builds
Johnny had been told to write a
Noozey—I see they've revived the
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
Most houses In which a large staff
patients.”— Robert R. Roberts.
up the entire system. I also consider
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. short composition in which he should rumor that General Kitchener Is to be
of servants are employed have also a
4
~ I
A. W. G LEABON,
it one of the finest catarrh remedies I
eay something about all the days of the married. Henpeck—That wouldn't be
sittingroom for their diversion.
Of
I_ _ I
Notary Public, week.
Dr. R. Robbins, Muskogee, I. T., know of.”—M. C. Gee, M. 1).
The
little
fellow
thought
a
few
It's natural for him to
course, not all of the new houses built writes:
Ball's Catarrh Cure I* tasen Internally and acta I minutes, and then triumphantly pro­ surprising.
Catarrh is a systemic disease cur­
directly on the blood and mucous surface, of
want to know something about every
now have such an equipment as this
“Peruna is the best medicine I know able only by systemic treatment. A
the .ystem. Send for testimonials, free.
duced this: “Monday father and I form of warfare.—Philadelphia Press.
F. J. CH ENKY A CO., Toledo, O.
one. It Is Intended for a young couple of for coughs and to strengthen a weak remedy that cures catarrh must aim di­
killed a bear, and there was meat
Bold by druggists, 76c.
"Prisoner, why did you strike this
married only a year ago. The bride's stomach and to give appetite. Besides rectly at the depressed nerve centers.
Ball's Family Fills are the best.
■
enough to last over Tuesday, Wednes­
mother gave It as her wedding present, prescribing it for catarrh, I have ord­ This is what Peruna does.
day, Thursday, Friday, Saturday anil man?” “If you please, your honor, he
Not Sanguine.
came to me suddenly and said, 'How
and It will cost $(’>00,000 when com­ ered it for weak and debilitated people,
Miss Rose Peterson, Secre
Peruna immediately invigorates the
Sunday.”
“What do you think the result of
old is Ann?’ ” "Well, what hurt did tary Parkdale Tennis Club, Chi­ pleted.—New York Sun.
and have not had a patient but said it nerve-centers which give vitality to the
national American theater would be?”
that do?” "Why, you see, your hon-1
Beaming.
helped him. It is an excellent medi­ mucous membranes. Then catarrh dis­
THE SAMURAI AND JIU-JITSU.
“Merely to create an appetite for
cine and it fits so many cases.
“Remember,” admonished the rev- or, Ann Is my wife.”—Cleveland Plain cago, from experience advises all
appears. Then catarrh is permanently
more,” answered the cold-blooded erend gentleman, “when you begin to Dealer.
“I have a large practice, and have a cured.
young girls who have pains and The Moat Wonderful System of Ath­
manager.
“One national theater notice the mo e in your neighbor’s eye
chance to prescribe your Peruna. I
If you do not derive prompt and sat­
When Mr. Smith started for lodge sickness peculiar to their sex, to
letics Known In the World.
couldn’t possiblf accommodate all the there is pretty certain to be a beam in meeting the other night he said to his
More than twenty-five hundred years hope you may live long to do good to isfactory results from the use of Peruna
use
Lydia
E.
Pinkham
’
s
Vege
­
unproduced plays.”
write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a
your own.”
! wife, "Mary, I believe I’ll take the
ago there sprang into existence, in the sick and the suffering.”
Dr. M. C. Gee, writes from 513 Jones full statement of your case, and he will
“That’s right,” replied Sinnickson, key, for I might have trouble In find-1 table Compound.
Japan,
an
order
of
knights
who
were
10,000 Plants for 16c.
be pleased to give you his valuable ad­
“it makes the average man’s whole face Ing It when I get' home.” "Yes,” said
How many beautiful young1 girls de­ known as the samurai. To them was St., San Francisco, Cal.:
.. A. Salzer
This is a remarkable offer the John
“Peruna has performed so many won­ vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman,
_______
will beam to find a mote in his neighbor’s his wife, “and you’d better take the velop into worn, listless and hopeless Imparted all the learning, the polite
Seed
Co., _ _______
l it Crosse, , WIs ,
, ______
makes. They
“
Mud
you their llr plant and eed catalog, eye.”—Pittsburg Press.
women, 6imply because sufficient atten­
derful cures in San Francisco that I am President of The Hartman Sanitarium,
Hudri.
keyhole, too.”—Lyre.
together with enough seed to grow
tion has not been paid to their physical breeding, and the forms of superiority convinced that it is a valuable remedy. Columbus, Ohio.
l.OGl tine, Roll {Cabbages,
They
were
that
mark
the
gentleman.
1
He—It certainly was a pretty wed­ development. No woman is exempt
Large Congregation Expected.
Z.IMMt delicious Car ot.,
physical weakness and periodic skilled in arms and versed In the arts
2,000 b anehlng, nutty Celery,
Cy Higrass — Ileerd ’bout Decimi ding, and everything was so nicely ar­ from
2,0 orieh, buttery I st I luce,
pain,
and
young girls just budding into of war, for they were the Emperor’s
No Offense Meant.
ranged.
She
—
That
’
s
just
what
I
think;
Growth ot English.
1,000 splendid onions,
Billina* fall?
womanhood should be carefully guided fighting-men, and none but they were
1,000 rare, luclous Kadishea,
Blobbs—I understand, sir, that you
At the beginning of the nineteenth
Hi Sigrass—Ye don’t tell! What and the music was especially appro­ physically us well as morally. Another allowed
1,000 g orlous brilliant Flowers.
to bear arms.
priate. He—I don’t remember. What woman,
referred to my photograph as a side­ century English was the native speech
This great offer la made In order to Induce did he fall from?
I
As there could not always be war on show?”
you to trv their warranted aeeda-for when
did
they
play?
She
—
The
Last
Hope.
of perhaps 20,000,000 of men and
lle-he!
Cy
Higrass
—
From
grace.
Miss
Hannah
E.
Mershon,
Col
­
you once plant them you will grow no others,
hand, and as It was considered beneath
Slobbs—Don’t get excited, old man. women, and at the close of the century
and
They’re goin’ to church ’ini next Sun­ —Lippincott's Magazine.
lingswood, N.J., says:
ALL FOB BUT 16c POST AGS,
the
dignity
of
the
samurai
to
go
Into
I merely meant that it was a profile.” it was spoken by 130,000,000,
"Isn’t there some way to patch up i “ I thought I would write and tell
providing you return this notice, and If you day morning.—Baltimore American.
will send them '20c In postage, they will add to
j'otir differences with your husband?" you that, by following your kind ad­ I any ordinary callings, It came about
Locomotive's Great Speed.
the above a package of the famous Berliner
Strictly Modern.
Too Oenerous.
asked the kind lawyer. “No way at all, vice, I feel like a new person. I was I naturally that these little knights found
Cauliflower.
(I*. C. L.j
The announcement is made that a
|
much
Idle
time
on
their
hands.
Being
always
thin
and
delicate,
and
so
weak
Mrs. Hatterson—Your new house, I
Lady member of the advanced bri­ sir,” answered the woman. “When­
I
new
engine
traveling
between
Paris
that I could hardly do anything. Men­ ■ men of war, they turned their attention
suppose, will be finished in modern
■‘Autos’’ Must Heed the Rules.
gade—I cannot understand why you ever he gets the least bit mad he re­ struation
was irregular.
to athletic feats.
One among the and Havre has achieved at many pointB style?
Motor cars we are assured have come men seem to prefer the silly, foolish, minds me that I bad to advertise to
“ I tried a bottle of your Vegetable
on the route a speed of 120 miles an
Mrs. Ca’terson—Oh, yes; nothing in
to stay; they have created a new indus­ inane women, who have not two get bltn."—Indianapolis Sun.
Compound and began to feel better sit unit al conceived the Idea of learning, hour. This engine has ten wheels and
by practice, the location of every sensi­
it but antiques.—Town Topics.
try and a new source of pleasure; but thoughts in their empty heads, If I
right
away.
I
continued
its
use,
and
is
of
enormous
size
and
weight.
The
"I
shall
get
a
divorce,
”
cried
the
an
­
they have also created a new abuse, were a man I should select a girl with gry wife, her eyes flashing Are. am now well and strong, and men­ tive nerve and muscle in the body. driver states that it fulfilled all ex­
Chums.
struate regularly. I cannot say enough After that lie discovered all the Joints
and the condition on which they will a mind of her own.
Bessie—The wedding is a long way
for what your medicine did for me.” of the bones that could be seized in pectations, and went through the high­
Male Outsider—The worst of that “Henceforth I shall be free!" "Well, —
continue to lie tolerated is that they
I haven’t any kick coming,” calmly re­ $5000 forfeit If original of aboue letter proving such a way as to give momentary power speed experiment without any break­ off, but I get dreadfully nervous when
conform to the rules of roads made for sort of woman is that she is always BO joined the husband. "It'll be more genuineness cannot be produced.
down.
I think of it.
fond
of
giving
pieces
of
it
away.
others and not for them.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable over the muscles of an adversary. He
money in my pocket every morning, I
May—I don’t blame you for worry­
practiced
with
Ills
fellow
samurai,
and
Compound
will
cure
any
woman
tell you those.”—Kennebec Journal.
ing. Wouldn’t it be dreadful if he
I Permanently cured. Wo fluor nervousness
Knew the Man.
in the land who suffers from thus by degrees was developed the
I after flrst day’s use of Dr.Kllne'sUreat Nerve
should get rich suddenly and not have
Mistress—Did any one call while I womb troubles, inflammation of most wonderful system of athletics
“I see that Planus, who was your
r«*r Bend for Free 8’4 trial bottle and troattoe>
to marry.—Indianapolis Sun.
H. Kline, Ltd.. W Arch St-. Philadelphia, P* architect, is building a house for him­ was out, Jane? Jane—Yls, mum. Wan the ovaries, and kidney troubles» known In the world. The Japanese call
gentlemln wuz afther callin’, mum.
tills work Jiu-Jitsu. The deft pressures
self now.”
A Case of Easy Picking.
applied In the practice of Jiu-Jitsu pro-
“Is he,” exclaimed the victim. Mistress—What was Ills name? Jane—
You know that man Flipperton, who “I’ll bet he’ll cheat himself.”—Phila­ Molke O’Rafferty, mum, an’ he was
luce only momentary pain but do not
claims to read character at a glance?
as glad to folnd yez out as he wuz to
The INTERNAL REMEDY
really Injure the muscles or nerves.
delphia Press.
Yes.
And me In, Ol'm thlukln', mum.—Chi-
No Case Exists it Will Not Caro
In all other things the Japanese are the
Well, he swindled me out of $300.
cago News.
PORTLAND
Worldly Bobble.
most polite people in all the world;
Indeed? I didn’t suppose he ever
so it follows that even In their fighting
"A woman can never keep anything
“Thursday was a lucky day for Bob-
put his boasted talent to any practical hie Tuffly."
Estab- WELL DRILLING
they have developed a humane yet
to herself,” said Danboy to his wife,
use.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
who had been repeating something be BIG CROPS’ PAYING CROPS I effective method of self-defense. They
“Did Jennie accept him?”
MACHINERY.
Are always reported when Portland
do not strike out with the clenched
“No. She refused him.”
didn’t want known. "Oh, yes, she
PORTABLE and drill any depth,
Mothers will flint Mrs Winslow’s Sootbins
Seed ( o.'s “Diamond Brand’’ Seeds
by »team or horse power.
arup tho best remedy to use tor their children
are planted. Why? Because we sell
list, and seek to bruise, as do the
“You don’t call that lucky, Jennie can," said Mrs. Danboy, sweetly. “I'd
I teething season.
49 DIFFERENT STYLES.
you the kind that grow the best on
Anglo-Saxons In their boxing contests.
has all kinds of money.”
J like to know what It Is," he growled.
this coast. Our 100 page Seed Book
We challenge competition.
Send for Free Illustrated C'aUloguo
No. 156 tells all. Sent tree. t
A knowledge of the Jiu-Jitsu enables
Offer Is Accepted.
"Yes, but Bobbie has just met a girl I "It's her real and private opinion ot
REIBRSON MACHINE k * CO.
one almost instantly to convince his
PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland, Oregon
When Lewis Nixon was leader of with more of the big denominations.” , her husband.”
font Morrison St., Portland, Ore.
Headquarters
for
Bee
and
Poultry
Supplies
opponent
that
It
Is
useless
to
flglit.
Tammany, an impulsive young demo­
"Does the baby talk yet?" asked a
Horrid Man.
- --— ■
11
There are now schools of Jiu-Jitsu
crat presented himself. “I’m Mr.----- .
( friend of the family. "No,” replied the -
everywhere in Japan. Every soldier,
I’ve nothing to offer you but myself—
She—If every atom in the human baby's disgusted little brother, “the
Cattle, Sheep,
sailor, and policeman Is obliged to per­
I----- ” “That’B enough. I accept hotly is renewed every seven years, I baby doesn't have to talk.” "Doesn’t
Hoge, Calves,
yon. Everybody else who has been cannot lie the same woman that you have to talk?" "No; all the baby has
fect himself In the systm. A Japanese
also dressed beef,
here today lias come armed with sug­ married.
policeman, possessed of the art, has
hindquarters and
to do Is to yell and It gets anything
loins of beef. Ifea/, Pork and Poul­
gestions and plans. A man was what
He—I've been suspecting that for there Is In the house that's worth hav­
known single-handed to reduce to sub­
try. We fill country orders.
I wanted.”
e>me time.—Pearson’s Weekly.
mission and to take to the police-station
ing."—New York Times.
SMITH BROS.
Wholesale Butchers
PORTLAND, OR.
four sturdy sailors of a foreign Asiatic
Mrs. Bllklns (sweetly)—Do have an­
squadron.
—
St.
Nicholas.
other piece of cake. Cousin John.
Cousin John—Why, really. I’ve already
P. N. U.
No. 6—1904.
Noise a Curative Agent.
lieserve your confi­
had two; but it's so good I believe I
dence. They have never
The Chinese doctor sets up a terrible
felled
—
won't
fall
now.
HEN
writing
to
ad
vertisers
plei
will have another. Little Johnnie (ex­
racket when culled to treat the sick.
mention this paper.
Soli by all dealers.
citedly)—Ma’s a winner! Ma’s a win­
1004 Rer.l Annual
Tills is supposed to drive evil spirits
ner! She said she’d bet you’d make a
postpaid, free.
away, and It unquestionably acts well
pig of yourself!—Town and Country.
D. M. FERRY A CO.
in a great many cases. Civilization
NOTHING SO GOOD PON CHICKENS ASTHE _
Detroit, Mich.
The effete East: Wabash —"How
demands rest and quiet; all noise Is
PRUSSIAN POULTRY
FOOD
It makes Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying
St cures Roupi Cholera and All
long did It take you to do that pic­
barred from the sick room. The Chin­
Diseases. It strengthens young chicks, and mases them grow. Price 25c and50c.
ture?” Freuch artlst( proudly)—”1 am
ese have demonstrated, unknowingly,
My young chickens commenced dying, and after Iosin» four docen I pur­
Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coming of winter, for with the first ongage upon eet for seex months.”
chased *a package of your PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped them
' a great psychological or psychopatho-
from dying and I have constantly kept it on band ever since. 1 can recommend
breath of the '* ice-king ” this miserable disease is fanned into life and all Wabash-"Just as 1 thought. You’ro
logical fact. A patient of mine had re­
it as just what is needed in raising poultry.
C. R. RIGGIN, Latah. Wash.
the disgusting symptoms return, The nostrils are stopped up and the dead slow over there. Why, I’ve saw!
PORTLAND SEED CO.. Portland. Or., Coast Agents.
ceived the last rites of the church, the
throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking fellers in Chicago turnin’ them things *
» p.|1c ___
1;VAr pulse had ceased at the wrist and be
and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance
out while ye walt."-Phlladelphls .X,
, S al\
*JVeI had sunk Into that coma which pro-
and source of annoyance, not only COULD NOT HEAR THE TICK OF A Frees.
Fnils. You know that.* The best coeds death.
CLOCK.
to the one who has it, but everybody
Mrs. Bllklns (sweetly)—“Do have an­ amily laxative you can buy.
Somebody 111 the next house struck
W.taontown, Pa., July 13, 1903.
else. The thick, yellow discharge D.ar Sirs:
other piece of cake. Cousin John." They keep the bowels regular, ,,p “The A"vl1 Choru“"frotn * n Trov-
from the head produces a feeling of
I have used B. S. 8. for Onterrh of the Cousin John—“Why, really. I’ve al­
atore.” I was very much annoyed and
ear. and have found it an excel­
lOF SALZER'S SEEDS I
personal defilement, and the odor of Inner
lent remedy for uma. I had been ready bail two; but it's so good I l>e-
distressed anti tried to stop It. Sudden­
the breath is almost intolerable.
troubled with this dieeaee for years lleve I will have another.” Little John­
ly
the
pulsation
at
the
wrist
began
and
tried
many
tbinge
tn
an
effort
to
The catarrhal poison brings on get relief, but nothing did me any nie (excitedly)—“Ma’s a winner! Ma's
again, the patient gradually opened
stomach troubles and affects the Kid­ Firmanent good until I besen S. 8. 8. a winner! She said she'd bet you’d
had a discharge from my ear and my
his eyes and motioned to his sister.
neys and Bladder. It attacks the hearing
waa eo badly affected that I
She bent low and he whispered In her
•oft bones and tissues of the head could not hear the tick of a clock. I was make a pig of yourself!”—Town and
ear. ”Te dum te dee; that is my favor­
and throat, causing total or partial in bad ahape when I began your med­ Country.
icine. 8.8.8. baa dona away with the
The Kansas farmer was looking anx-
ite tune.” said be. We roused him. fed
deafness, the loss of smell, and giv­ diacharge and my bearing haa been
wonderfully improved; eo much 10 lously at the sky. “I hope,” be said,
him, and today, ten ywirs after the
ing to the voice a rasping, nasal that
I can now carry ou a oouvereatlou
event, be weighs 240 pounds.
The
twang. No part of the body is secure in an ordinary tone, whereas a year "that none o’ them there cyclones
thia was impossible.
come along.” “Are you afraid of
therapeutics of vibration or noise Is yet
from its ravages. Catarrh makes ago
Your medicine baa done me a world of them?” asked the stranger,
“I ain’t
you sick all over, for it is a dis­ good and I do not hesitate to give it the
to be written. So I have discovered
never been before,” answered the fnnn-
ease of the blood, and circulates all credit it deeervee. W. F. KKUMRIN1S.
that anything that can arouse the sub­
er, “but I lifted the mortgage off the
through the system, and for this
conscious subliminal self will cure my
place yesterday, and it’s so denied
reason, sprays, washes, inhalers,
patient when all drugs fall, and noise
NO
SIGN
OF
CATARRH
IN
THIR
­
light now U wouldn’t take much of
powders and salves have proven
Is a very cheap agent.—Medical Brief.
TEEN YEARS.
any kind of a wind to blow It away.
failures.
Krebs,
Ind.
Ter
,
Aug.
1,
1903.
Thia Tramp Waa Economical.
The way to cure Catarrh thor­ Dear Sirs:
The mortgage sort o’ weighted It dowu
Josiah Flynt, student of tramps,
oughly and permanently is to cleanse
About thirteen years ago I used your before, you know.”—Chicago Poet
for Catarrn I had been troubled
has his memory stored with odd re­
the blood of the unhealthy secretions remedy
withttfir about nine years, but since
The Financial Editor.
marks heard on the road.
that keep the membranes of the body takine H 8. s have never been worried
it. I feel able to recommend S B. B.
“Where's the financial edlti>r?" asked
"On the outskirts of Boston," said
inflamed, and nothing does this so with
as a euro cure for Catarrh.
j the visitor.
Mr. Flynt one day. "I fell. In some
surely and promptly as S. 3. S. As
T. MILLWKR.
"He Just stepped out to borrow a
rears ago. with a long haired tramp.
long as the blood is poisoned with
I hardly ever saw such long hair as
Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms quarter." answered the dramatic editor.
of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source "He'll be back In a minute though."
this fellow had. I couldn't realst ths
of the trouble and purifies and enriches —Indianapolis Sun.
temptation to apesk to him about It.
the blood, and so invigorates and tones up
“ 'Why don't you get your hair cut?’
llaiaers
of
Tropical
Fruit
the system that catching cold and con­
I said.
A
large
part
of
the
tropical
fruit
tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur.
“ 'Becauae.' be answered, 'this hat
Keep the blood inorder and winter’scoming used tn the United States la raised by
would be three sizes to big tor ms If
brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh. the transportation companlea which
I did.’"
Write us particulars of your case, and bring It
Ix>ti of busbends and wires agree
let our physicians help you get rid of this
Many a tuau lives poorly In order U
that they made the mistake ot their
disease. We make no charge whatever lot
LA CROSSE,WIS.
Mood-tainting and
die rich.
lives by marrying
•edical advice.
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