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9 lA Rheumatism ♦♦♦♦■♦•»♦♦♦♦■♦♦»♦»■■»»■»■I WORK OF THE SCIENTISTS. GETTING FATHER'S CONSENT. .Orleans Too Buoy to Dovota The Tea to Original Research. Does not let» go of you I The sol American man of acience works when you apply lotions or In the general laboratory of applica liniments. It» simply loosens tion and assimilation, says the Book lovers’ Magazine. The Individual and its hold for a while. Why? epoch-making discovery Is not usually Because to get» rid of it you made under American conditions. It has not been here that chemistry has must correct» the acid con been recognized by the periodic law of dition of the blood on which Mendelejeff, or physics by Helmholtz'» conception of the conservation of en it» depends. Hood’s Sarsa ergy. The greatest work of mathe parilla has cured thousands. matics ha, not come from Americans, and It 1, not from them (If we except the work of Willard and Walcott Glbbs) that the flying leap has been I Mamma—Oh, you bad boyl Where taken from the conceptions of the Don’t have you been all this time? mathematician, to the concepts of you think you should be ashamed to molecular or chemical physics. Amer- worry your mother so? The Boy __ —Well, ma, I’m willin’ to lean physicists last winter seemed to be ashamed that I worried you if you’ll Principally occupied In describing nromise not to tell pa anything that’ll m°re orJe*g popular audiences what French and English physicists had ac worry me. complished in radium and radiant en • 100 RKWAItD «1OO. ergy. The broad, continuous record Is The readers of this paper will be pleased to Jbarn that there is at least one dreaded disease made here in a wide round. So Is the that science has been able to cure in all its Stages, and that iscatarrii. Hall’s Catarrh Cure practical application of scientific dis is the only positive cure known to the medical covery made elsewhere; but the Initial fraternity, Catarrh being a constitutional dis ease, requires a constitutional treatment. discovery, the co-ordinating theory Is Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting not usually American. directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces I of the system, thereby destroying the founds- ! Bessemer, a German, discovered the tion of the disease, and giving the patient steel process that bears his name. En- Strength by building up the constitution and _ilaK Aonuoi assisting nature in doing its work. The pro- tfBsh capital applied it. The Lnitea prietors have so much faith in its curative States makes more than half the powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars’___ D . for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list world s Bessemer. This is not an in- of testimonials. Address I variable sequence, but It Is frequent. r. J. v iir.?iDX qc vv ., xoiedo, o, I n ,_ .. v------- Research In Germany; primary appllca- ' tlon Ln England; expansion In Amer- lea. A Cause for Worry. I It 1, In thia country, most rife with A man may go along fur fifty years the application of science but deficient ,n’ not be worried much about de here after, but de minit de barber finds a In original research, that Mr. Andrew bald spot on his head he’s got a burden Carnegie has given to this special work I the largest endowment yet consecrated to carry fur de rest uf his days. | to the extension of the boundaries of ’A Permanently v urea. wo ntsor nervousness knowledge. It is a favorite theory In U after first day's ubs of Dr.Kline'sGreat Nerve torer. Hend for Free 92 trial bottle and treetiste American scientific circles that much Dr. M. H. Kline, Ltd- WJ Arch at. l’blladelphla, discovery 1» stifled here by the Insist ent claims of teaching on time and Not Easily Brushed Aside. strength. If this be bo the revenue ‘•Riches do not always bring content of the Carnegie Institute furnishes an ment,” said the multimillionaire. escape. If it does not the cause for “I have suffered terrible annoyance all the relative absence of discovery must morning from having a bristle wedged be looked for In our Imperfect elemen between my teeth.”—N. Y. Times. tary education, which stifles where It should stimulate and dulls by routine and mechanical teaching, leaving the mind unable to profit to the highest by The INTERNAL REMEDY higher study In succeeding years. No Case Exists it Will Not Coro Perrin’s Pile Specific THE FATHER-IN-LAW OF EUROPE. MEET ALL NEEDS Herewith Is reproduced tbs latest portrait of Klug Christian, of Den mark, who has been dubbed the “father-tn-law of Europe” ow ing to the fact that his children have married Into reigning fnmilles of several of the great powers. One of tils daughters la Experiencia hns established It as a tact. Hold by all dealers. You sow —they grow. 1901 Seed Annual postpaid free to all ap plicants. For forty year’s 1’iso s Cure for Con sumption has cured > ouglis and oolds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. The WlgJom of Wisewell. Noitt—That fellow Wisewell could have given Solomon a few pointers. Askitt—Come on with the explana tion. Noitt—When ho and his family went to the country for a month's vaca tion lie took lais gas meter along. Hair Falls “ I tried Ayer’» Hair Vigor to •top my hair from falling. One- half a bottle cured me.” J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, III. Ayer’s Hair Vigor is certainly the most eco nomical preparation of its kind on the market. A little of it goes a long way. It doesn’t take much of it to stop falling of the hair, make the hair grow, and restore color to gray hair. ■ Mtt«. an tcuwi If your druggist cannot supple v™ ■enu us one dollar and we will express you a bottle. Be sure and »ire the name of your nearest ernreee office. Address, «1. C. A YER CO., Lowell. Maes. pound. “I have been a great sufferer with female trouble, trying different doctors and medicines with no benefit. Two years ago I went under an operation, and it left me in a very weak condition. I had stomach trouble, backache, headache, palpitation of the heart, and was very nervous; in fact, I ached all over. I find yours is the only medicine that reaches such troubles, and would cheerfully rec- ,. ommend Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable / Compound to all suffering women.” No other medicine in the woi\i has received such widespread and unqualified endorsement. No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles. Refuse to buy any substitute. FORFEIT if cannot forth witv produce th« original letters and testimonials, which will prove their absolute genuineness. $5000 above Want your moustache or beard Why of It. “D ear M rs . P inkham : — I feel it my duty to write and tell you the good I have received from Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com The experience and testimony of some of the most noted women of America go to prove, beyond a question, that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound will correct all such trouble at once by removing the cause and restoring the organs to a healthy and normal condition. If in doubt, write Dlrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass, as thousands do. Pain back of your eyes? It’s your liver! Use Ayer’s Pills. Gently laxative; all vegetable. Sold for 60 years. fc&lfiSSfc Mrs. lluyrix—It ’peers tew me ex heow that cousin’ ov yourn is livin’ in a heap better style sense she got a di vorce. Mrs. Oatcake—Yes, in course she do. She’s livin’ on th’ antimony the jedge took an’ ’low'd her." Mrs. Reed, 2425 E. Cumberland St., Philadelphia, Pa., says : feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, flatulence, general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. Bilious? Dizzy? Headache? BUCKINGHAM’S DYE “ D ear M rs . P inkham : — There are but few wives and mothers who have not at times endured agonies and such pain as only women know. I wish such women knew the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It is a remarkable medicine, different in action from any I ever knew and thoroughly reliable. “ I have seen cases where women doctored for years without perma nent benefit, who were cured in less than three months after taking your Vegetable Compound, while others who were chronic and incurable came out cured, happy, and in perfect health after a thorough treatment with this medicine. I have never used it myself without gaining great benefit. A few doses restores my strength and appetite, and tones up the entire system. Your medicine has been tried and found true, hence I fully endorse it.” — M rs . K. A. A nderson , 225 Washington St., Jack sonville, Fla. When women are troubled with irregular or painful menstruation, weak DETROIT, MICH. ■ beautiful brown or rich black? Use Mrs. Anderson, a prominent society woman of Jacksonville, Fla., daughter of Recorder of Deeds, West, who witnessed her signature to the following letter, praises Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. ness, leueorrhoea, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down D. M. FERRY A. CO. Sisters_of_Charity Use Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca1 tarrh—A Congressman’s Letter Willing to Compromise. E ; signature« el Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Maae KINO CHRISTIAN. Brilliant Advice. Fixed. Queen Alexandra, of England, It was Count Montrond who said to Super—No, sir, the ghost hasn’t does not let a year pass without pay Alexander de Girardin of a young man ing a visit to her royal sire. The photo walked for two weeks. Critick—I saw the leading man with who was beginning to make a brilliant graph from which the Illustration was made was taken at Vienna while King a wad today. He must have got his reputation and whom Girardin did not appreciate, “Hasten to recognize him Christian was paying a visit to Ills son- salary. or be will not recognize you.” Super—Oh, yes. in-law, the Duke of Cumberland. Crittick—What You Can act Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE. “fixed" star, eh? Mr*. Gllbort—Dean of the Stage. Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy,N. Y., for a free sample of Allen’s Foot-Ease. It cures Nowhere are gray hairs held in high Mother, will And Mrt Winslow’. Soothing sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes er reverence than oh the stage, espe Syrup the beet remedy to um tor their children new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, ingrowingnails and bunions. All drug cially when we ourselves have seen th. teething Mason. gists sell it. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute. them come year after year, until the Just Saved From Starvation. Following the Races. head that was once brown Is streaked with silver; and Mrs. Gilbert has liv When in 1891 Miss Balfour was vis- Spoart—You say he follows the race ed to teach a whole generation of Iting the west of Ireland and studying horses. lie looks prosperous. young actresses something that they the condition of the people she asked Nervitt—Yes; the race horses keep cannot learn from books or n dramatic one of them how they were getting on him busy. Spoart—Bookmaker? school about the difficult and exquisite in a particular village. “Arrali, miss, Nervitt—No; pawnbroker, Phila art of growing old gracefully. There sure and if it wasn’t for the famine delphia Ledger. ha, never been n time, Indeed, When we’d be starving!” she could not teach her Juniors a grout deal about the art of listening on the stage, of keeping In the picture so as to retain the attention of an audience without clamoring for It and of playing even the least Important scenes so as to give them their fullest significance and value. Every honor that her profession can bring save the empty one of mere stardom, Mrs. Gilbert enjoys. She Is sure of the heartiest kind of a recep Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the coming of winter, for with the first tion on her first entrance, and the breath of the “ ice-king ” this miserable disease is fanned into life and all stage hands gather In the wings to the disgusting symptoms return, The nostrils are stopped up and the watch her during her 1 -st scenes. throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking Moreover, all New York knows her by and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance sight and looks after her with kindly and source of annoyance, not only COULD NOT HEAR THS TICK OF A eyes as she passes. to the one who has it, but everybody CLOCK. Watsontown, Pa., July 13, 1903. “I’m sure I ought to be thankful to | else. The thick, yellow discharge Do ar Sira: the I<ord for all His mercies,’’ she said from the head produces a feeling of I have uaod 8. 8. 8. for Catarrh of th, to me once. ”1 never get Into a crowd personal defilement, and the odor of lnnar oar, and hava found it an oxcal lant ramody for aanao. I had boon the breath is almost intolerable. ed «treet car without finding somebody troubled with thia dioaaaa for year, - The catarrhal poison brings on and tried many tbinga tn an effort ta who knows who I am and gives me a tret relief, but nothing did ma any stomach troubles and affects the Kid •eat.” Rrmanent rood until I bo,an 8.8. S. ad a diaoharca from my aar and my And this Is a tribute that New York neys and Bladder. It attacks the hearing waa ao badly affected that I pay, to no one else.—t.aille's Monthly. soft bones and tissues of the head could not hear the tick of a dock. I waa and throat, causing total or partial in bad shape wben I bagan your med icine. 3 8. fl. bae done away with the Coax In, the Boy deafness, the loss of smell, and giv diacbarire and my hearts, haa boon “Did t understand you to any that ing to the voice a rasping, nasal wonderfully improved; ao much 00 that I can now on a conversation thl, boy voluntrlly confessed tils «hare twaug. No pat t of the body is secure in an ordinary carry ton», wbaraa, a year In the mischief done to the school from its ravages. Catarrh makes a,o this waa Impossible. Your medioine baa done me a world of house?” naked the magistrate, nd you sick all over, for it is a dis ,ood and I do not hesitate to ,ire it the _ dtletw.Ing the ilotermlnml-looklng fe ease of the blood, and circulates all credit it de carve,. W. F. KRUMBINE. through the system, and for this male parent of n small and dirty boy. "Yes, ,lr. he did,” the woman re reason, sprays, washes, inhalers, sponded. ”1 Just bad to persuade him Jiowders aud salves have proven NO SIGN OF CATARRH IN THIR TEEN YEARS. ailures. a little and then he told me the whole Krsbs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1,1903. The way to cure Catarrh thor thing voluntarily.” Dear Sir»: About thirteen years ago I naad your "How did you persuade him?" quer oughly and permanently is to cleanse the blood of the unhealthy secretions retu.dy for Catarrn I has ba.n troubled ied Ills worship. with it fir about nlna years, but since "Well, first I gave him n good hid that keep the membranes of the body taking B 8 8 bare never bean worried with It. 1 t.el able to recommend B. S. 8. ing. ” said the firm parent, "and then inflamed, and nothing doe, this so aa a sure euro for Catarrh. T. MU.LWES. I put him to bed without any «upp r •urely and promptly as S. S. S. As and took hl, clothe« away and told long as the blood is poisoned with Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptom, him to stay In lied until he confer d of the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S goes to the fountain source what he'd done. If *twa, the rest of of the trouble and purifies aud enriches hl, days, and I should thrash him the blood, and so invigorates and tones up again In the morning. And In I ■«, than the system that catching cold and con an hour he told me the whole story tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur. voluntarily." Keep the blood in order and winter's coming brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh. A man should b.’ getl g on well in Write us particular, of your case, and life when he Is getting well on In life let our physicians help you get rid of this Some rules work both ways and blood-tainting and stubborn disease. We make no charge whatever lot __________ „ seme other, won't work cither way. ■icdical advice. JWF tWlFT VCCinC CO- ATLANTA, Mr. Tenney smiled ironically. “And I s'pose I’m only a punkin with no blood to speak of an' no heart at alll” I he said, with the air of holding him self nobly in check. Mrs. Tenney re- fused to accept the challenge. "That4, neither here nor there—you’re bein' a punkin,” she replied. “What I want to know, Amos, Is what you’ve got I against George Raymond? He don't drink; he smokes, I believe, but only a pipe, not them cigarettes. He's got a good education, an’ still he’s willing to work. An’ he's Just lost In love for Alice.” “Shouldn’t wonder 'f be was,” said Mr. Tenney, complacently. "Nothing strange about that, with me the best fixed man in the township.” “Why, Amos, I am surprised!” ex claimed Mrs. Tenney. “You know ’• well you want to know th’at George would want Alice Just the same If she come from—from the Drommetses, down Tunkett way.” "Mebbe,” said Mr. Tenney, discreet ly. "Do ypu mean that he cares for Alice because you’re well-to-do?” flash ed Mrs. Tenney. "Not altogether,” said Mr. Tenney, coolly. “But 'tls hardly likely that he’s unawares of the fact that Alice will have all I’ve got some day. You know he'll never have a penny from any body.” “So you mean to give me to under stand that he's scheming an’ calc’lat- I Ing on Alles’s prospects—Is that it?” In every country of tlie civilized world Sisters of Charity are known. Not demanded Mrs. Tenney. “I ain't accusing him of anything,” only do they minister to the spiritual said Mr. Tenney, Impartially. “I’m and intellectual needs of the charges merely saying that George Is a poor committed to their gare, but they also young man an' that Alice’s prospects minister to their bodily needs. With so many children to take care ars good.” “You wai poor yourself when I mar of and to protect from climate and dis ried you,” said Mrs. Tenney, reflective ease, these wise and prudent Sisters have found Peruna a never failing safe ly. guard. “I admit It,” said Mr. Tenney, as im Dr. Hartman receives many letters personally as bs was able. “ But that's I from Catholic Sisters from all over the no reason why I should set still an’ see United States. A recommend recently Alice make the same blunder.” received from a Cathloic institution in “Did pa’s being forehanded Influence Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: you any?” asked Mrs. Tenney. Mr. Tsnnsy perceived the narrowing Dr. S. B. Hartman. Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir—“The young girl who used circle of bls wife's reasoning. “If you’re going to be pers'nal------ ” he be the Peruna was suifering from larny- glt's and less of voice. The result of gan. the treatment was most satisfactory. "Did it, Amos?” persisted Mrs. Ten She found great relief and after fur ney. ther use of the medicine we hope to "No, It didn’t, an’ you know it,” an be able to say she is entirely cured.” — Sisters of Charity. swered Mr. Tenney, stiffly. “You fell in love with me—Just me The young girl was under the care —didn’t you?” Mrs. Tenney knew it of tlie Sisters of Charity and used Pé without assurance, but she waited anx rima for catarrh of the throat with iously for her husband's answer. good results as the above letter testifies. Send to the Peruna Medicine Co., Co “Ain't you getting kind o’ mushy, lumbus, Ohio, for a free book written Ann?” he asked, mildly. “It was that way, wa’n't it?” Mra. by Dr. Hartman. Tenney continued, robustly. Ask Your Mr. Tenney picked up the paper he bad been reading when the conversa tion began. “I’ve always explained It that way to myself,” he replied. Mrs. Tenney got up and began to move about the room. “I guess I'll be stirring,” she said. “We expect George to aupper an' to spend the evenin’. He an’ Alice are engaged, Amos, and I ttyoo haven't a regular, healthy movement of thè told ’em I guessed to-night was good's Kwels every day, you’re Bick, or will bo. Keep your wels open, and be well. Force, in the shape of any to ask your consent” Violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous. The umoothest. easiest, most perfect way or keeping the There was a spluttering exclamation 1 bowels clear and clean is to take behind the paper. CANDY “What should you think we’d better w CATHARTIC give 'em—sliver or money?” Mrs. Ten ney asked, considerately. “Just which you think best Ann,” answered Mr. Tenney, watching his wife out of the room. “It’s all right,” Mr«. Tenney contin ued to Alice In the kitchen; “he didn't Plessant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do Good, begin to go on as your grsn'pa did. Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c, 60c Writs When ma spoke to him aliout your pa for free samp.e. and booklet on health. Address Sterling Jteuedy Company, Chicago, Montreal, Saw York. S2S1 an’ me, It took the greatest part o’ the evening to bring him round.”—Youth’s Companion. The following letter is from Congress man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio.: The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum bus, O.: Gentlemen : “I have used several bottles of Penina and feel greatly benefited thereby from my catarrh of the head, and feel encouraged to be lieve that its con tinued use will fully D a \ id M eekiobn eradicate a disease of thirty years’ standing.” David Meekison. Dr. Hartman, one of the best known physicians and surgeons in the United States, was the first man to formulate Peruna. It was through his genius and perseverance that it was intro duced to the medical profession of this country. If you do not derive prompt and sat- isfactffl’y results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Haitman Sanitarium, Colum bus, O. Druggist fora Free Peruna Almanac for 1904 BOWELS KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAR Wood Saws, Drag Saws run ny steam or gaso line engines, also the latest In «aw mill ma chinery, stump pullers, well drilling machin ery, etc., etc. Write for your needs. REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Portland Foot of Morrison Street Oregon PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD Cures Cholera, Roup and other diseaiea, It Helps hena lay and makes chicks grow. Fkp. 25 and 50c; Pails. 03.50 Prussian Remedy Co. St. Paul THE BEST -The Prussian Poultry Food and Lice Kilter are ‘'Crackerjacks.” All Prus sian goods give perfect satisfaction. Vr. MINTHORN, HiUyard, Wash. IS, JUST WHAT IS NEEDED. ’•‘Prussian Poultry Food is just what Is needed in raising poultry.—O. R. M RIGG IN, Latah. Wash. Portland Seed Co., Agls, Portland, Or. Prussian Poultry Book FREE _ fUKTLA.ND SKKIl CO,, forttaud. Or., AUTOMATIC STRAINING DEVICE. Every woman who has attempted the task Is well aware of the muscular ef fort which Is required to strain the cooked pulp of grapes, currants or other fruit to separate the Juice for the mak ing of Jelly. After depositing the pulfl In a strong cloth sack It becomes neces sary to treat the latter In about the same manner as the washwoman treats a sheet which she has Just taken from WINTER*«« BR.NG.NGCATARRH ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Muit Bear Signature of BUTT XIHO REMOVES THE JUICE. the water to wring. The harder It can b. squeezed the more Juice will there be for making the Jelly, and so no effort Is spared to collect all that the pulp contains. Should the Idea of a Western woman prove practical for this purpose, the above described meth od of treatment will no longer be re sorted to. as the new method Is ob viously easier than the old. The wo man's Intention Is to suspend the cloth suck, filled with the pulp, from a rod clamped to the table, with a heavy Iron ring around the neck of the sack This ring by the sheer force of its 1 weight gradually settles downwa.M over the bag. compressing Its contents as It falls and expressing the Juice Into a receptacle placed beneath for the purpose. Mary I. Lowry, of Indianapolis, lnd„ Is the inventor. A flkeptlc. “What do statistics show?" Inquired the man who was warming up to bis J subject. "As a rule." answered the man who is always doubtful, "they don’t show much except patience and Industry on the part of the man who collected them."—Washington Star. Though a man may hide his cloven toot, bis cloven breath gives bin’ away. Coast Agents. Willing He Should Smoke. "Any objections to my smoking here?” asked the offensively cheerful man as the vessel gave another disqui eting lurch. “None,” replied the pale chap in the Bteamer chair, “here—or hereafter.’’— Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. CARTER'S FOR HEADACHE» FOR DIHINEtS» FOR BiUOUSNEtt» FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIR. FOR THE COMPLEXION mar swot ALCOHOL, OPIUM, TOBACCO USINGJ« WRITE FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE First and RootronerySU., Portland, Ors. Telephone, Main 394. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Thia wonderful Chi nese doctor is called great because he cures people without opera tion that are given up to die. He cures with those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence In this country. Through the those harmless remedies this famous doctor knows the action of over 500 d fferent rem edies, which he successfully uses In different diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONSUL TATION FREE. ADDRESS The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 253 Alder St., Portland, Oregon. J P. N. U. No. I—1SO4. CURE SICK HEADACHE. Ifouñsjfora llïëar/fead3 e BROMO-SELTZER. E — IU*fjOLD verywhere