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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 27, 1903)
( ÌOO Doses For One Dollar THAT COWBOY BREAKFAST. ♦- 4 The incident, or whatever you cboos. to call that first feature of President Economy in medicine must be Roosevelt's Colorado experience which measured by two things—cost and will make bls great western tour mem effect. It cannot be measured by orable—the unique entertainment that Mr. Roosevelt the right kind either alone. It is greatest in that furnished of Western welcome and gave Hugo, medicine that does the most for Col., a permanent place on the map— the money—that radically and per was the cowboy breakfast served to manently cures at the least ex the national chief early on the morn ing of May 4. says the Denver Post. pense. That medicine is The cook who cooked the breakfast and who glories in this exalted bit of cookery, Is now in Denver. This Is It parities and enriches the blood, "Jack" Keppel, the whole-souled cow man who deserted his herds and rode cures pimples, eczema and all many long miles in order to be on band eruptions, tired, languid feelings, and officiate at Hugo. “I was very proud,” Bald quiet Mr. loss of appetite and general debility. Keppel—and, by the way, nobody can *1 have taken Hood’» Sarsaparilla and describe the great event and the causes found it reliable and giving perfect satisfac can—“quite tion. It takes away that tired feeling, (five« leading up to It, as he energy and puts the blood in good condition.” proud when the Lincoln County Cattle Growers’ Association selected me to Miss E ffie C olonnk 10th Street, N. Washington, D. C. take charge of the cooking of the cow Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to boy breakfast which we had deter mined to serve to President Roosevelt. cure and Keeps the promlso. “The Holt Live Stock Company's ‘chuck’ wagon was driven down to Hu In Chicago. go for my use and It was well sup “The lady next door la celebrating plied, as it was ready to start next her golden wedding.” day on Its regular round-up route. "Married 50 yeara?” “As my assistant for the great en "No, times!"—Puck. terprise I had that veteran of the The Real Question. range, John Heyman, as good a camp She—Now the question Is, where man as ever drew breath, so long as shall we elope to? he was awake, and, thus fixed up, I He—Oh, no! The question Is, where felt fully equal to the great undertak shall we come back to?—Puck. ing ahead of me. “On Friday preceding the eventful riTfl Permanently curea. Wo fits or nervouanefl I IIU after first day’s use cfDr.Kline’s Great Nerva Monday, May 4, when the President Restorer. Bend for FreeS2 trial bottle and treatise» Dr. B. H. Kline, Ltd. «31 Arch St. Philadelphia, P b was to come through. I went down to Hugo from my ranch at Arroyo, to get In every country of the civilized The Only Restful Place. everything shipshape and In order. On “She was all worn out and in need that evening we swung the pot rack world Sisters of Charity are known. Not only do they minister to the spirit of rest, I understand.” and cleared a space about the rear ual and intellectual needs of the charges “Quite right.” end of the chuck wagon and on Sat "But she was only two weeks at urday we unpacked the provisions and committed to their care, but they also that summer resort before she came laid in butter and such things as had minister to their bodiiy needs. With so many children to take care home again.” been overlooked. of and to protect from climate and dis “Yea." "On Sunday, just to get my hand in ease, these wise and prudent Sisters “Why was that?” and have things In working order, I “Well, after two weeks of that life cooked a big dinner for 150 natives have found Peruna a never failing safe she bad to some home to rest.”—Chi and a couple of dozen ‘rawhides' from guard. Dr. Hartman receives many letters cago Post. Denver. I hadn’t done any cooking from Catholic Sisters from all over the for five years, and I was a little shaky United States. A recommend recently about the job I had ahead of me, but received from a Catholic institution in £ P»SQ S CURE FOR the way those people ate and ate and Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: CUKES WHERE ALL ELSE FAiLl. came back for more convinced me that 3 Beat Cough Byrup. Taste« Good. Usa Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio: In time. Boid by druggists._____ John and I could do the big stunt as Dear Sir:—“The young girl who used well as anybody. the Peruna was suffering from laryngi "On Sunday night about 8:30 I tis, and loss of voice. The result of closed off the feeding and left nothing the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and after furth in but the beans, which cooked over n roaring fire till 12 o’clock. While the er use of the medicine we hope to be Ixins were cooking a number of old- able to say she is entirely cured.”— The INTERNAL REMEDY Sisters of Charity. timers gathered around the camp lire No Case Exists it Will Not Care The young girl was under the care of aud swapped lies and sung songs and kept me company. It was a fine night, the Sisters of Charity and used Peruna and they were all sorry when 12 for catarrh of the throat with good re o'clock came and I took off the beans sults as the above letter testifies. Send to the Peruna Medicine Com- and drove them all away. And I hated to do It, too, but It was late enough, •• I ha»e been aaln* CAICABET* and aa and I had Important work ahead of me On Principal. • mild and effective laxative they are eiuiply won derful. My daughter and 1 were bothered with for the morning. “What makes her so solemn?” tick atomacb and our breath wa« very bad. After "Well, you see, she’s a temperance taking a few doses of Cascarets we have improved “I rolled out my bedding right Wonderfully. They are a great help lu the family." alongside the camp lire and turned in advocate, and some one told her that W ilhelmina N agel . 1137 Hitteuhouae 8t., Cincinnati, Ohio. her smiles were perfectly intoxicat to wy blankets a little before 1 o'clock. ing."—Philadelphia Bulletin. I could hear the others celebrating up CANDY town and 1 wished I could he with CATHARTIC Christiana, send for the Chalstlan Educator and them, but I knew that would never do God’s Defender. ¥■ irlv, fl; six months, 50c; sam plecopy, 10c. \V. II. Kerr, Great Bend, Kau., Editor for res. “A fen bourn later I was woollng Peculiar to Samoa. John Heyman to get him awake and Kava, the national beverage of Sa beating Around with a club to find moa, is a wholesome and refreshing daylight in the dark. The first thing drink, though not agreeable to the un Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do 1 did after making up my fire was to accustomed palate. A really good old Good, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 26c. 50c. put the beans buck on. John and I Kava-bowl Is a curiosity difficult to ob ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... then made twelve gallons of coffee lh tain. The frequent brewings coat the N*rll»r ••■•Sy Company. (It leaf*. ■•■trval. Mew lark. 31* three big pots and got the French inside with a beautiful opalescent i Mfl-Tfl-RAß "old and aiiaranteed by all drug- enamel, which greatly enhances the ■ V'DMU alita u> CIMI Tobaoou llablk fried potatoes ready. The next thing value of the bowl. was to make the biscuits and put them In the Dutch ovens ready to bake. I Cruelty to Animals. CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED made eight <|ozcn of these and patted Nell—I’m in a dilemma. Of course, them out round and smooth. It’s quite With local applications, as they cannot reach I can't think of marrying Jack Lowfer, a Job to make good biscuits, and you the sent o( the disease. Catarrh is a blood or but he says if I don’t he’ll go to the bet I was very particular with these. constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you must take internal remedies. Hall’s Ca dogs. tarrh Cure is takgn internally, and actadirectly I wanted to have ’em Just ready when on the blood anamucous surfaces. Hall's Ca Belle—Well, you ean’t help that. the President came, so 1 went over to tarrh (’ure is not a quack medicine. It was Nell—That’s just it. I know I can’t, prescribed by one of the best physicians in this the depot and found out from the tel counti y for years, and isa regular prescription. anil I’m fond of dogs.—Philadelphia egraph operator the exact moment It is Composed of the best tonics known, com Ledger. bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di when he would arrive. rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect “When we saw the smoke of the combination of the two ingredients is what pro Oood Night. duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh. pilot train we heaped the tire on the Send for testimonials, free. Mr. Stalate—Don’t those trolly cars tops of the Dutch ovens. This train F. J. i ll EXES <<• ('<)., Proprs , Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, price 75c. make an awful racket when they go by brought the Governor and Congress Halls Family Pills are the best. the door? man Brooks. They were too busy Miss Bord—Yes, and they pass at Traveling Baths. getting ready to receive the Pres such inopportune moments. It was on Traveling baths on one of the Rus- ldent to want to eat anything, and account of them that you didn’t hear the biscuits were not done, anyhow. dan railways are the latest provision the clock the last two times it struik. When the President's train hove In or its employes' comfort in the outly —Philadelphia Press. sight we got pretty excited around ing districts. Use Pe-ru=na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca tarrh—A Congressman’s Letter Hood’s Sarsaparilla E Perrin’s Pile Specific AD BREATH Metaphorically Phrased. “Don’t you think your friend would stand a better clinnie if he were to sul - side nnd be a dark horse?” said one politician. “He couldn’t,” answered the other. “He’s naturally so much of a kicker that he wouldn’t I hi content witli any other role than that of a mule.”— Washington Post. The Difference. “What is the difference between a woman’s whist club ami a man’s poker club?” “Why, in one yon get home to din ner and in the other to breakfast.”— Detroit Free Press. It He Takes It. There Is Bome hope for a man as long as he knows how to take a hint “ My wife had adeep-seated cough for three years. I purchased two bottlea of Ayer’a Cherry Pectoral, large size, and it cured her com pletely.” J. H. Burge, Macon, Col. Probably you know of cough medicines that re lieve little coughs, all coughs, except deep ones! The medicine that has been curing the worst of deep coughs for sixty years is Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. that camp fire, I can tell you. I liad picked out a big T-bone steak, the finest one I ever saw, for the Presi dent. "As the train was slowing up I nod ded to John Heyman, my assistant, to drop the big stenk onto the hot surface of the oven, which was on the rack, and heated up Just right. By thia time the biscuits were done to a turn and everything was ready. I had heard dlscoursgtng reports to the ef fect that President Roosevelt would not be allowed time enough at Hugo for l>lm to get off and eat, but I knew If I could once got him In range of that beefsteak wliope he could get a whiff of that steak he would have to stay and eat. "Well, 1 have cookoil many a steak, but I was certainly more proud of tliut one than of any I ever turned out. It was a regular ‘beaut,’ and when Teddy cut Into It and munched the first mouthful and I snw the tickled expression of Ills face I was so proml well, I Just had to swing my hat and holler.” Aii Accomplished Monarch. Th« King of l'ortugnl la, peraonally, me of the moat notable of living uion- areha. Illa accomplishments with a gun are sufficiently well known, ami alao in a revolver shot be la liarfi te beat; but hla tastea are very broad, for lie la an accomplished landscape paint er, w hose work baa before now won a medal at the Faria Exhibition and. like Illa kinsman, tlie Prince of Monaco, he la deeply Interested In scientific pur suits. Of all monarchs he la probably the moat accessible for. though he has an Immense number of duties as the first servant of his country, lie does not take the trappings of royalty very se riously. .The Old Habit. Towne I supi>ote you have that old lawyer Sharpe is lying point of death. Browne—No. Well. well, the passion strong In death, eh? delphia Press. heard at the ruling 1'bUa w Woman in an Unconscious Condi tion Found on Sidewalk. A Rare Chance.—Nell—I was de lighted to meet her at a bargain sale te-day. Belle—I thought you detested her. Nell—So I do; and during the crush I found a chance to give her a few good pokes on my own account. —Philadelphia Ledger. Passerby—Well, well! Have you been getting a licking, little man? Lit tle Man—You called de turn, stranger. Foist de Jones kid he licked me, den ma licked me fer fightin’, den wen pa pany, Columbus Ohio, for a free book came home be licked me fer Iosin’ to de Jones kid!—Boston Post written by Dr. Hartman. “Such weather!" exclaimed Mr. Hen The following letter is from Congress ry Peck. “I’m free to say this------ ” man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio: The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, “Wbat’s Jliat, Henry?" Interrupted h!s Ohio.: wife. "Beg pardon, my dear,” he be Gentlemen: “I have used several gan meekly. “I rneun ‘with—your per bottles of Peruna and feel greatly bene mission I'm free to say’ this is th» fitted thereby from my catarrh of the worst climate under the sun."—Phil head, and feel encouraged to believe adelphia Press. that its continued use will fully eradi “Yes,” saJd the dentist, “to Insure cate a disease of thirty years standing.” painless extraction you’ll have to take David Meekison. gas, and that's fifty cents extra.” Dr, Hartman, one of the best known "Oh!” said the farmer, “I guess the physicians and surgeons in the United old way’ll be best; never mind no gas." States, was the first man to formulate “You’re a brave man." "Oh! if ain't Peruna. It was through his genius me that’s got the tooth; it’s my wife.” and perseverance that *it was intro —Philadelphia Ledger. duced to the medical profession of this No Advantage to Her.—"Are you country. training your daughters in the house If you do not derive prompt and sat hold arts?" “No. What’s the use? isfactory results from the use of Peru Jest as soon 'as I got one of them na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case and lie trained so’s she could help me, some will be pleased to give you his valua man would come along an' marry her. An’ men are havin’ it too easy these ble advice gratis. days, anyhow.”—Chicago Post. Address Dr. Hartman, President of A hopeless case: “A great big, able- The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, bodied man like you ought to be Ohio. ashamed to ask a stranger fer money,” said the well-to-do citizen. “I know I ought,” answered Meandering Mike; 117 A KTTT7TA Every man or woman so in- "but, mister, I'm Jes’ naturally too W Alii F.IJ cllned to learn the Barber trade. A nice light occiipution, kind hearted to tap ’m on de head and good wages,easy to learn,eons.ant practice. '1 he method is rigiit and the price and time required take It way from him.”—TVasblngton the best possible to give satisfactory results. Star. Write for lull particulars to the AMERICAN BARBER COLLEGE (luc.), 253 Everett >t„ “I see you have chicken for dinner." Portland, Oregon. “Yessuh,” said Erastus Pinkley. : “I ORDE£ QUICK—Special nargatn list, new hope you bought the chicken.” " Well, goods. South Bend Steel Plows, wood beams 14 in., |10; South Bend Chilled Plows, wood no; but the transaction were strictly beams, 11 in., $7.70; South Bend Chilled Plows, regular. Dat chicken has been roost wood beams, 8 in., $3..50; all sizes and styles in in’ on my fence fob months wlfout Slows. Young America Cream Separator, No. »0, $.V>; Steel Win<>Mill.8-foot,$22; Wood Wheel payin’ nuffin, an’ I reckoned It were Wind Mill, 12-foot, $35, Write us for prices on anything in the machinery line. Reierson Ma ’bout time to fohclose.”—Washington chinery Co., foot of Mo rison St.. Portland, Or. Star. Iff THE 3EST SLICKER z IN THE WORLD POMMEL Like all our waterproof coats, ouiti and Rats for all kindi of wet work, it i a often imitated but never equalled. ( FOR JALE BYALL Made in black or yellow RELIABLE BCALERJ. and fully guaranteed by STICK TO THE tower cd. towircikapianco SIÛNOFTHE FISH. IJ WKONfmxuSfi liHHiP.loitONijtPN P. N. U. TVTHEN writing to ad vertiaera please f I 11 mention thia paper. I — J & =7 .t. Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the comingf of winter, for with the first breath of the “ice-king” this miserable disease is fanned into life and all the disgusting symptoms return, The nostrils are stopped tip and the throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance aud source of annoyance, not only COULD NOT HEAR THE TICK OF A to the one who has it, but everybody CLOCK. Watsontown, Pa., July 13, 1903. else. The thick, yellow discharge Doar Sirn: from the head produces a feeling of I havauaad 8. 8. B. for Catarrh of tha personal defilement, and the odor of inner onr, auk have found it an oxeol- lont remedy for lata« I had been the breath is almost intolerable. troubled with thia di.aaa. for yeara aud triad many thtnf. la an effort te The catarrhal poison brings ou •at rnltef, but nothin« did ma any stomach troubles and affects the Kid Permanent rood until I hecaa S. 8. 8. had a diachar«. from my oar and my neys and Bladder. It attacks the hearing* was ao badly aff.'cted that I soft bones and tissues of the head could not hear tha tick of a clack. I waa and throat, causing total or partial in bad ahapa whan I began vour med icine. 8. b. s. has dene awav with the deafness, the loss of smell and giv di.chara. and my hearing baa heea wonderfully improved; «0 much ao ing to the voice a rasping, nasal I can naw carry «n • conversation twang. No part of the body is secure that in an ordinary tone, whereas a year from its ravages. Catarrh makes ago thio wee inipoaaiblo. Your med lot no bee done me a world of you sick all over, for it is a dis good and I do not hoaltate to give it the credit it deeervea. ease of the blood, aud circulates all W. F. KHUMBINE. through the system, and for this reason, sprays, washes, inhalers, NO SIGN OF CATARRH IN THIR. powders and salves have proven TEEN YEARS. failures. Krebs. Ind. Ter., Aug. 1,1003. The way to cure Catarrh thor Dear Sirs: • oughly and permanently is to cleanse About thirteen ▼ears a<o I need your the blood of the unhealthy secretions remedy for Catarrh 1 had be«n troubled with it for about nine year*, but since that keep the membranes of the body takmr 8 3 S hive never been worried inflamed, and nothing does this so with it. I feel able to recommend 3. 3. 3. as a sure cure for Catarrh. surely and promptly as S. S. S. As T. M1LLWEE. long as the blood is poisoned with Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting svmptoms of the miserable disease will continue. S. S S goes to the fountain source of the trouble and purifies and enriches the blood, and so invigorates and tones up the system that catching cold and con tracting Catarrh is net so likely to occur. Keep the blood in order and winter’s coming brings none of the discou:totts of Catarrh. Write us particulars of your case, and let our physicians help you get rid of tins blood-tainting and stubborn disease. We make no charge whatever for medical advice. Business Sense.—“Th* P. X. 4 Y. Is the most interesting railroad in ths country.” Jumpuppe—Why? "Thay now run excursions and observation trains to the scenes of all their im portant wrecks.”—Ex. "Let us have peace,” said the Eng lish Invader; “can you not see that the white gtrangers love the redmen?” “Ah, yes," replied the Intelligent In dian, "they love the very ground we walk upon.”—Philadelphia Pre»a. Silence Fell as a Pall.—Young Wife (at dinner)—I didn’t tell you, Adolphus, 1 cooked the dinner to-day myself. Husband — Indeed! Then In my thoughts I have been doing poor Mary Ann a great Injustice.—Pearson’s Weekly. Fond of Fancy Work.—“Does your wife do much fancy work?” "Fancy work? She won’t even let. a porous plaster come Into the house without crocheting a red border round It auil running a yellow ribbon through the holes.”—Tit-Bits. IS COMING BRIHGiNG ....................................... ! •Humorous Man Who .Cooked the Bteak for tha President Telia of It. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, G4e He—“So the engagement Is broken off?” She —“Yes. He told her he thought she should stop reading nov els aud read something more substan tial; something that would Improve her.” He—"Well?” She—"Well, the Idea of a man Intimating to hls fiancee that she could te Improved In any way!”—Philadelphia Press. Sad part of it: “What did you do with that fellow who stole the herse?” asked the tenderfoot. " Nothin' much,” answered Broncho Bill —“jlst took the hoss away from him.” "Is that all?” “Yep. He war settln’ In the saddle with a rope around hls neck tied to a tree when we took the hoss away, though."—Indianapolis Sun. Stranger—Are the waiters here at tentive to you? Pretty Cashier— Slr-r-r-r! Stranger—Oh, no offense, I assure you. I was only carrying out the instructions printed on the bill of fare, which say: “Please report any Inattention of waiters to cashier.” And I thought if they were inattentive to you I would report them—that’s all.— Baltimore American. Well trained: "I’m anxious to get the names of all present," said the re porter; “will you oblige me—” "Ob!” •aid the meek little man, "you may put down 'Mrs. Henry Peck and hus band............. You mean ’Mr. and Mrs. Henry Peck,’ don’t you?” "I would prefer that,” he replied, with a fur tive glance over hls shoulder, “but, for goodness’ sake, don't say I gave It to you that way.”—Philadelphia Press. Overheard In Court.—Counsel (to witness)—How can you prove that the prisoner stole six of your handker chiefs? "Why, because they were my handkerchiefs that were found on hltu. Look at them for yourself. They are exactly the same as mine." "That proves nothing. I have some handker chiefs like those.” "That's quite pos sible." replied the witness: "several more of mine are missing ”—Ex. In the near future: Domestic— "Don’t you want to go out this after noon. Mrs. Manning?" Mistress—-"Yes, Mary. I should like to go out, but I’m afraid It will Incommode you." Do mestic—“Oh. never mind me, mans; It’s so long since you’ve had an after noon off I must insist that you take one to-day. But be sure and come home early. —I may hare callers, you know, and I shall want somebody to teud the door.”—Boston Transscrlpt Too Rich to B ■ Cross-Eyed. TTate—Oh. no. Miss Mintner Is not cross-eyed. but she Is only affected by strabismus. Brady—Well, wbat's the difference, pray? Tate—Man alive! Aren’t you aware that Miss Mlntner’s father Is a rich man.—Boston Transcript. Rivalry Ila» O-acd. Liverpool and Manchester, hitherto deadly rivals In trade, have entered in to a partnership in order to bring about cottou growing witbiu the Brit ish empire. Upon Examination at the Hospital, Her Body was Discovered to be Covered with Scars, Caused by the Hypodermic Injection of Morphine — Facts Published as Warning to Other Women. irregular menstruation, also intent, nervousness. “ After trying different remedlM with no relief "I was induced to try Lydia E. Plnkhain’a Vegetable Compound. To my surprise and delight I found after taking my first bottle very great improvement. I continued its use and it has made me a well woman. “ I am so grateful to you for my recovery tliat I wish to thank you, and if this testimonial will be of any use to other suffering women, you have my full permission to publish it.” — M bs . M int R obe it, 5492 EUia Ave., Chicago, Ill.—$5000 forfeit if original The above headlines recite the actual experience of a poor wreck of * woman who had once held an hon orable and lucrative position in a large mercantile house in New York. Her health began to fail, and instead of taking rest and proper medical treatment she resorted to stimulants and morphine. The hospital physician discovered that her primary trouble was an affection of tbo womb, which could readily have been cured in the first stages. If when she had first felt those severe pains in the back, the terrible headaches, the constant sense of fullness, soreness and pain in the pelvic region, she had heedA the warning that serious troublegwas in store, and commenced a regular treatment with the Pinkham Reme dies, as did Mrs. Rober of Chicago, whose letter follows, the polypus in the womb would have been dis solved and passed away, and to-day the would have been a well woman. Why will women let themselves drift aloug into terrible suffering and sickness in this way, when there is monumental proof that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound is daily relieving thousands of women from this very trouble ? There is no excuse for any woman who suffers to go without help. Mrs. Pinkham is very glad indeed to give her personal advice to any one who will write for it, and the following letter simply goes to prove that the Vegetable Compound will positively cure female ills: “ Since the birth of my baby I Buffered from womb trouble,backache, of above letter proving genuineness cannot be pro* duced. Free Medical Advice to Woman. Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to promptly communicate with Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass, AU letters are received, opened, read and an swered by women only. A woman can freely talk of her private illness to a woman; thus has been estab lished the eternal confidence between Mrs. Pinkham and the women of America which has never been broken. Out of the vast volume of experience which she has to draw from it is more than possible that she has gained the very knowledge that will help your case. She asks noth ing in return except your good will, and her advice has relieved thousands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, is very foolish if she does not tak. advantage of this generous offer at assistance. Hopeless Case. “If you weren’t so lazy you wouldn’t be so pessimistic.” “Oh, nonsense!” "Why don’t you make hay while the sun shim s, and—” "Huh if 1 tried to do that It’d just be mv Im k to get sunstruck.”—Phil- udeii uia I.edger. L. N. ROSENBAUM Notary Public Attorney-at-Law Pension Atttorney Solicitor of Patents For forty jeart Elso's Cure for Con sumption ban ■ ure.I coughs and colds. At druggis s. Fri - 2 ■ <enls. Phones: Sunset, Main 1589 Ind., A 1860 304 New York Block SEATTLE, WASH., U. S. A. The Modern Cruiser. “What's ! 0 us< if cruisers, papa?” "The principal 1: e of cruisers, my son, is drinking h< il'l-s and firing sa lutes.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. i ---------- -------------- Cross? Mothers will flnl \’rs. v inslow’s Soothing -svrup the best remedy to use for their children Le teething season Poor man! He can’t help it, He gets bilious. He needs a good liver pill—Ayer’s Pills. They act directly on the liver, cure e bi cur biliousness. liousness LwiPii?;' Looking for Appreciation. “It looks very much as if yon were putting the interest of a certain cor poration above the interests of your ountry," said the man who ! >es not hesitate to speak plainly . “Well,” answered Sena r Sorghum, “Uve heard so much abo >’ being ungrateful that I thought I’d b* ter take a chance of being appre* iated elsewhere.’’—Washington Star. Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM’S DYE r A Bad Fix When one wake, up aehlr. from bead U foot, and with the flesh tender to the tou.-h. when Soreness and Stiffness St. Jacobs Oil makes every motion of the body painful, th ; surest ancTquickest way out of the troubla is to use promptly. It varma. ralaiM, curaa. Fric. 85c. an. 50«. I I VA I M HORSL I RUSSIAN CURE Your Distemper or Pink E P . They CONDITION», a sure cure for all ailm ’HEAVE | AND an**’ CURED 34 HORSES. OWDERS owdbbs : ave $ -«’IS HSÀV1 on h ’ iifiei wen leave. • ha an.1 in that Ihave been nstnc Proeatan Heave Powders time have cured II horves of Heavfc 14 .Cough. ITha Pruseian Kamediae have gamed a greAt rept -..' aettoa. fcKNBSr Ur.; ' • *rk. New Ff . ——f >»L Hl—• Or., < < »« i I a - WE HAVE FEELINGS AS WELL AS YOL Dr. W Wise has found a «a t and absolutely painless »ay of ex tracting teeth, and his 17 years' ex perience in plate work enables him to fit i! *i rtably with any kind of false teeth wanted. Dr. T. P. Wise is an expert at ■jmwn an«i bridge work and gold tilling. WISE BROS., Dentists,
