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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 25, 1903)
The Itch Fun! CANDY AND CANCER LKIS THE ARMY LASSE«. Mlllieaelra Maeefacterae Wer» TRev Th*t »• Halt llhrtim, <r >’«fru»a—«•©• Ara Mia M»e*-«e. ot II • utward of iM-r»>(e “Here. miss, taka Ibis money’ Fov •la Il ron»*’« in iu Linf, burnin<. anting, tba leva of toa ven. d-m't gv away witbout taking this mousy " «Irving, »nd • aling patrlM«. ••» ti»r Ro yelled J C H Jobnatooa. a Mln bra«), hand*. I«if* <»r bnd> j| t | m - mrvd by outwsrd a«« polla manufacturer, at ba ran ration**-"* Che 11 ««i MHB»t I** Hd of th< thruugb tba corridor of the Auditor Itupurity U j which it dur lum “Uava you »♦» bwY* b» demanded. H* r cur rd H»r> m»"»t loraiRt nt »a t chfft* aa ba rushed la tba desk and a ecu« ted ruit <a*r* Acrrfrt ho •ubotitola fur Clark Nbafer HO act# hkr it* “WboT* Inquired tba latter "Why, tbe Kali at .on Army miss that Igeerà ace. Just ¡tossed through “ Reporter —l mee nt my ertici» to to “Went over to th« Anual, answered pathetic, air. tbs clerk and tbe Minneapolis man rao Kditor—PalbatleT You don't know Ihroiigp tbe tunnel llar» the roditi.«nte of pathos, sir' “Hava you «een harr' b« >ju«r!«d of you have written ' tot»«*'— the firat Iwllboy b« met Jteporter — What »b >uld I tots writ- “Wbo?" Inquired tba bellbey t'B, sir? ama tement. Editor—"Bato”—always "letto "— “Tbe Hal »allo« Army lass that col atoo writing pathue —Judge ir- ta muuey " ' Just g.-ue up th« atr«»L" euswer«d Meo • 1 era A « remede fur igbe. rolda m>.ior.-. ,-i. . try u fiuidMato, tba latter, and the man from Minne at druggi.i« spoils might have been seen chaalug up tba avenue a minute later Pim. Inf Mim Wight He caught her Just aa ahs reached A« a n- rlhern • apre»« drew trj. at a Ja.kauu boulevard station In Iba rarly morning a "Iters, taka this dottor." be •aid aa Blinde«' «alt. a plensant loukiag geo- I tienisi» «teppe.1 out ou tbe plalb rin, ha pu«b«d a bill Into bee hand and, Inhaling ti<e Ireeh ah, enthuslaa- don't know what I would have done If I hadn't calighi you," and than ba tically olwarvwd to tb» guarii : HrokHh and '«-Mity are U.<- g ■. * f j» *. w matih««) Wumea returned to tb» hotel. "len i Ibis lnvlr>vating?” aufTci aii'h with « ikm -v |«- nr to t! ■ ir -t . Mitiot re- “i d been a pauper in twenty four Lktii Uicir t> > - i "No, «Ir; it I« Normanton," «ald Iba l'i «erv i.i 'ti t pretty L .»lures ami founded form m hours If I hadn't g ven that gtrl soma a dnty w. tm-n .ren to II k - ium -I v » «. • marientl.-'l« «mf ,yee The plearent luoklng gentleman re- motrey," ba atpialnod to the people When w «tu-n are ir tiblr-d with irrepi’iir, «uppre«affd or painful tired — Ix.nd. n Telegraph. »ho bad watched the du»»» 'They're menatruati it, w- tkn« ■«, k-in orrhnix, dUphv n ■ nt or nlceratkm of the my ruaacota. tboee Halialbm Army « uili, Hint t- .»ring •) vn f. • hi <, inttamti vti- n of the ovariea, l«:k- will Vn w it « • • fcfwMVtnf mg >r ll.ituh in ■ ,» r il <1 >. itnlig- -tion. and ncrvoiig fvp th« laro! rrm»df Iw UB» ! tbB-i t bi. lfW« laaaea I know that I would have beeri 8» h<-. U.» t«<tbldg •••» a bcodineil If I hadn't caught bar I d twie-tiati- iq or are 1«t with -.in h aymptoina a.. diuincML faintness, Liarit'id . cxcitai ili'v, irritability, nerTowm-««, alre-pl» *.»tw-»«, melan a tmen broke sure “ AbaetK«. Ha was «'.lent a long lima "Haven't choly, “all gone " ami “ want I" I»- lcf'. ulon " feeling*, blue*, ami hopff- ••We are bare today,” rwhl tbs Ml- IL- v -Io il-l renn-inlwr ih- n» is on.,- tried ami true reincdy. •ren one In ten years without giving !e «ii tmn l - klng man with a thin neck and Lydia I*. I’lnkI».» iii *« \ cg»-tiai»l«> < «»(npoiind rrmov.-s such troubh-e. bar moriey." a col'ar three sisee ton large toe bin., ’‘Nuprrstltfous V Inquired one of bis "ami gone tomorrow " Case of ihis Prominent Chicago Woman Should Oive Everyone “n.al's right." agreed tl*e dy«|«ptl< frleu.la "Call It that If you want to. but It's Confidence in Lydia I.. Pinkham's \exctable Compound. looking man with the Ivory black cigar, I was sitting "and when we get )«< k sis months lat a conviction with ma " train 'I m I’lvauaM — Il »ff rd» me great plexaura. Indeed, to «,1,1 my er mime of our li««t friend« want to right here about ten years ago when Is I '.Ii<» E. 1’1 nI»- I iaiii ' v V • g, t„l,|«- < on»|»..iind. I • ng ' I broisa down from ea- know where we'v» I wen lor U»e last twe oua of them tapped m« ou tba about ee> ■*. and mental .train I wa< unal ■ dvr and aakad ma fur a »ntrlbutlon week«.”—I'ucs. reenre pr-qx-r rest. «!«<* I--.1 my appetite, and I became ao Had a dims in my pocket, no more. narvouaand irrltubh-1 ' that iny friends trembled ami and no Job. Hungry and room rent I was unable to attend to my work. Our physician pre- ma Io the face Wondering staring acrlbeil for me but na I did not seem to Improve, I waa To Chh ago. I*ub;.|‘.ie and the what I would do wttb that dime •ilviacd to go away. I could neither spare the lime nor East, to I*» Moines, kar saa City and Irldn't see why 1 shoulder t as well be money, and was very much worried when, fortunately, tto Non t bea at, vie < bica go tires I VV «et- broke ks have a dime, so I turned It one ,.f my ■ lub friend« . »lle-l Shr t*,l<l me how »he had bren <-nr«xl of «»»iirluti trouble«, aud how like my av mp- ern rallase Eie. Irk light»! trains, over to her touts weiv to her. »even bottles of your luediciua cured t'neqoalled «errIce. VV rite to J. I*. “That left me without a cent. her, and aha insisted that f take aome Florar. U. 1’. A., Cbi< ago, lor informs* Ixrrd won't forget." she said ; . i * " , ot . that S'f. . ’-'I her lion. a-lvice Within six weeks I waa a d ffrreut “ 'Nallher will I,' I answered. woman, atrong and robust in haalth, and have I meant that I wouldn't furgrt that I A Stemp VA eateg been ao ever since. Fettivbiy ai.e atampwd ber foot. waa broke A man had Just turned me ' A numtor of my friends who have been down for a Job l urircit m« down cold They were standing <>n Ih» < rn»r. He troubl'd with ailments peculiar to our sei I waa worrying, but I had time to ba<l oflendwi ber in soma wny. Again have taken your compound, aud have also l»een wat. h that girl I saw her strike tblr greatly benefited.” Ml»» E lusbsth IU1 ar, ah« stampasi ber tool. i’reaideut of the st Ruth a Court, Order uf Fur- "Wall," he eaid elowly, “bere la a teen men without getting a cent, and pro I*uomis St , Chicago. Ill reatera, t aUtolta Iettar boi. hot you must know yoo I saw tbe fourteenth man give her |1 I g -t up ean'l dr. p y«ur ! -ot In il. You art Thera w as a Ir-eeon for me What U b it for th»» wonn'n of Aineri. a. after rending stich letters eimply waatlng |«wUg«." and tried that same man again I had or wo publish, but to I- li" tc I > -n’t s nn- of vol! who are ai»'k ami nii.n-r- r«solved to try him fourteen times If able f'«l how wicked v >n are t<> reimiin making life a burden for To Break la New Shoes. He gate yourself ami your fricnda, «hen a cure ia easily and incipi-naively ire* eaeary. Hut It wasn't AYwajr« «hahff A :»u » t Ea**, • *ef obtained? Ifon't you think it would pay to drop some of your old < urv« br>L »Or* ,.|t *»• Míáií '• .* U îrrî me a Job because he liked my nene prejmli'CH nii'i “Try l.villn I'.. 1*1 nk linin'* V <-g»-tnl>l«> ('oiiipoiind. < Ufwre inf run tug nail» «nd L t- t • Al and I n";-t '" i'll T"U that 1 ban- • ' » * 1 ‘ A ' « whiih is totter than all tin- <1 > tor* for < nr»-*? Surely the «-xperfenct» -A—- - ‘ - n — Aj.lrwmg been nr'gbty proeperou« ever since " Ail» a la K. s 1 “Almost a millionaire now, ain't of hundreds of thousands of women, whom tl»o Compound baa cured, should i-onvim»- all w, men youT’ Follow the re ord of this medicine, and remetntor that these cures Melange la a kind of wild Just ire "Wall, close onto It, and all tiei-au<H- of thoUMUidg of women win -e letters ire iiiatantlv print»-»! in lbw which tbs mors man'a natura runs to that girl happened to strike me that j«i|» r were n< t brought al-out by “c im thing el-e,” but by Lydia E. the mors ought law to weed It out.— aftermam And alnca then uo halva l’lnkliuni** Vegetable < »»iiipoiiiid, the great Womans flciucdy for Bacon. tlon Army girl baa ever gone away WumatiH Ills. without money when I waa In the TTi.*.' women who refuse to a ej t anything else are rewarded a ixarvt»» «»*«■>« na « raso Urlglllxrrh'Mx! hundred thou-.nid time*, f r they g- t what they want —a cure. .Moral kylurelan iratina asit.«y>s< irrerkika "Hereafter I won't go to aleep wbrir glarewl l-.ru n i-t th- »ar 1 b«r» I» <>n y <>«• I'm In this Mvk uf tbe woods," he — sti' k to tin medicine that you know to the ltest Write to Mra. war I-, •' ■ ■* -I- •*' «♦ libai « Ur i -i.-Mtn- Pinkham for mlvi. - Xeeal re«»e-i i* I>♦•'.- -a .»-• « 1 Vj *n continued 'That g rl cam» near g«i fir nnrt FORf IIT > ' ’"h r ». •!»- •. . .*i»»» *»t «qui«.» aS an.. I i udlil .n et lb« w ill ,( «f the ting away from me If I hadn't ought g»-l««blan lute Whan I' a lube (vu In \ *1111111 akw«» Mat. !'• • • a■ l»n>».| -*.ii t.avv a rumkl «< •*.»: I n* imper VUUUU I r4le 1. l uauu. Mellila* Oe^ Lsea. M**e- bar I know that I would have a tele r»< < b-a- t SU-I «Kan II • III r«ly r wad «•ais 11 - , a« ... a ' av o • It. Ninas gram telling me that my factory bad Iu.n r»« t* l*. < . ■ i-1 '»Ito been »tru k by lightning Well far,- Will.«'« Kitten. Stork a aa Scavengera. Ha w.'imai «.... l.tiei . > «ar a »in te drei'•'?«! loreivr.l ' • raw» < .1 «I o» a ara-sel M you well." be said, as be walked away Ware it not for ths mu'titud« of “Now, Will!«,” said tba teacher, • . . • -amvd "But, say. any time that you see vi. 1.11. Bof the mu«*-..» » as storks that thiong Egypt every winter "you may rpull kitten. ” Wru , • ii • li. i r».| i .are for nay on» of thoae glrla give her something there woull to no living in some parte "K*i*i-t-t*e-n.” he slowly spelled. •wav ef lira re» • will -aiarrb) that ran Sol te rund Lr lisi. • < aiarrh < are Bend !«• waa tba final Injunction. “Beat In “No, no," riclaimed the teacher. <>f the country, for, afisr every iuunda- VIW. ¡are. l.rv vretment you ever made" Chicago lion, frogs appear in devastating mun "Kitten hasn’t got two I'».” r 1 < IIIXIY A CO, 1»i«de. O Chronicle Sold bv t»ri»«si»i«i "W •'Well, ours ha«," replied the ■ mall irei». itali*« remile ñu» are lb« twee observer.—Chicago Poat. MAN WHO DESIRVES PITV, Tast« tor Color. Very Sai« Vautts Our hero twat his young wife until • The l.-cha of a aafety vault contata- it« Who I« loeiollel (.» (let W.etax- for»« of Habit. she was black and blue. ra.l Hreekfesle I" He CeaeeleJ. ta< 1'1'0,000 in ¿old al a turni, in Hall- Towne—There's a new l>al>y out at “The («minine characters in a w>- A plea for pity la entered by an rasi fai, N. B., Imam« rlarangnd For Popley’«, isn't there? ciety novel are so apt to lw colorlees.” Ih ree daya efforts «ere mede to .qw-n li, nn Journal on Ix-tialf of tbe uufurtu Browne—Ye«, and it's a shame the «aid l.e In eiplanation of ths «eeming hot flnally pari ot thè building bad to nate man wbo tbruugb tb» summer the boy» are leasing him. gau. borie. motil ha la for-wd to eat a reata urani way to pnllwd down. i Towne—¡low? breakfast or watt until luiich-uii time Hardy Moaquitoea. Browne—Whenever they see him to break bls fast And tbe commlsrra hurrying along the street they an««« Mosquitoes are known to live Itoli I« eolici (eil lleca use aomrana lui» up behind him aod any ”Nh!” and be through the winter, awakening with CMK|>laliieil that restaurant k««;»♦<• fi» Immreliataly t-egins to walk on tipt ««. tbe first warmth. Many larvae sur not kiva tbe amount of attention to History of tba DrvssCoat —Philadelphia Presa. vive repeated Ireeaing and thawing. serving tbe day's first meal that they The present drew coat sat ths result do to lb« two later oure There are of a compromise. The ordinary sur- no bard and fast figures at baud lu toot coat being found <»n o». salons In convenient It was the pre- tire to fast pro«« that this is so. but It Is rather left ovrrs en lurch ths lai-« to two lurttons at Ito a gen era I conclusion that back, with ths result that in time tto from the <lay Ix-fore ar« used fur the earns were .nt away at. getter and th« first cumrra and that thia 1» hardly If the blood is in good condition at the l-cgiuning ot the warm season, square dealing mat eventually made without them. yon .»re prepari ! to yesot do-ease and are not apt to )e troubled with boils, Then, breldre tbe matter uf food ba- pitnplcs. blackheuite and blot< hrs. or the itching and burning akin eruptions Ing non« too frreb. there la complaint lliat make one 'a life a veritable torment and misery. that there to muib of «ettiug to rights Now is the tune to begin the work of cleansing am! building up tbe In tbe restaurants during tbe hour one blood and strengthening the weak wiahre to take breakfast, wblcb ere places in yoarconstitutina. During the Is it acting well? Bowels atea a coufuaton calculated to make cold winter tnunths we are com|>c!lcd HORRIBLY AfFLICTiD WITH BOILS. 1 Lad a horrible regular? Digestion good? II even an appetising meat uneujoyable to live ind'xxs and breathe the impute attask of holla air uf badly ventilated rooms and of Sweeping, dusting, filling of aalt, |x-p that broke out all not, remember Ayer’s Pills. over aey body and per and vinegar rec-ptm l«» go on un fices. We over work ami over cat. an 1 The kind you have known all der from which I th« patron's very nnee. whit« tbe get too little out d r eien ice. an.l our could get no pos your life. J. C Agwr C» . L«w«n. Mwa waltnrs display a sang froid that tails systems become clogged with impuri sible relief untU him. or appesire tu du so, timi be bas ties an ! the blood a ii ’. ’ • 1 of gerniff I began taking no business to eat In strange plarea, and humors of every kind, an 1 warm your modiclna, weather is sure to bring a reaition, that If be has a bom» be should to and bom my ea- am! the poisonous matter in the blix«l tn It and that If h« ha an t a piare to partaaes 1 can safely aay B.B. call boms be Is a very poor »¡»ectmen. and svatein will break < ut in boils and la the baat blood Indeed, and not worthy of more con- pustules or »■ aly eruptiona and red, purifier In the world. disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make alderatlun than be to receiving Mrs. M.y.SHTTHrU, With tb«»« complaints at ha ml. then. a good beginning this ncason by taking Wytheville, ▼»- It s««ms we shall all have to take It a course ol S. S. S. in time; it will not only purify your bto d and destroy the foe granted that tbera'a a fnundatlon THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. genus and poisons, but promote healthy of fact for them and do what w» can W i.« 1.ring In tvhsrmen, T«a, I be- action of the Liver and Kidneys and • am. * viot.m of impure, welerv to Impress It upon raataurant krepevs blood. 1 ren down In apieUte at.A give you a g. d apjetite at a time that tbetr first duty tn summer to to »nvr«y ; w«a «. ariely nbie to s«l when you need it mn-d. »bout and bed to «lop off end reak do tbetr »bar» toward making llfr . na ally. I took N. B. R. end Le- S. S. 8. improves the digestion and pleasant for the self sacri II. lug man fan ’ - •■ - an leOsre tones up the Stom;.. !i. and ) u are not k rough couroo baeeme etrolig end who eemla bls family to tbe H»untry continually haunted by the fear of well I think R fi. R the beat medicine I wbll« be stays behind ami «ama the indigestion every time you eat, or • ver u.u-l ea an eppellaar and gea- money to pay their bills and bls own. troubled with dizziness, nervou.cm .» ei -1 t< c.io. J. U BCOTT, 811 Railroad etrest, Rome, De. tn avrnkenliig to tbka duty swept and slerpIessnesA There is no res .on Ibrougb tbe ranks of purveyors of to drv.i I the < it-mg of warm xv«xther if y< u have your system welt fortified CANOV life's n«*-eesar1»e and pleasure year» and the bk«.«! in a r rnial, healthy c-.nditi'-n — cathartic It is Hie p lluted, sluggish vgo and tb» resulta bava l»«en as sat blood that iuvitca disease germs, micrdd ami p< iw.nkof every kind and isfactory aa substitut««, or. we might bring on a long train of spring and Rummer ailments, break down the con say. compensations could well lie lx-1 stitution. ami prxxJui e weakness, lassitude, an I other debilitating disorders. the raataurant krep. rs Join Hila band Eczema, Acne. Nettle rash. I'nisn Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin ->f boma mlaafonarlaa and tb» deaeri««! troubles ar« sure to make their appearame unless the humors and poisons hustend may find That dixwrlton isn't are antidoted and the thin, acid blood all tb« tod thing« that same folks de made n It an 1 strong before the coming of warm xreathcr. , clare It to be I A coarse of S. S. S. now would ba Tbe small boy always wonders If bls a safe pr<< auti.m and • good beginning mother will seer get over being sur and enable you to n * ■ *>kii in comfort prised at the things he does. through the hot, ___ , suit; sultty months and ear a pc the diaea.ws diseases common summer. S. S. 8. is guaranteed <• mr: n to spring and gammer, It takes a bachelor with money to purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the moat in exterminate the weeda from a young vigorating and pleaaont of all tonus Write f ronrbook on "The Blood and widow's bootiat U r ViAcusea ” SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. AT LAM TA. CAe Hood's Sarsaparilla LOWEST RATES A Good Beginning Your Liver LWWteWteFwW Aa Indias Arars iHBree*» Th«er» ef lb« Dread tH«ss«e In aa article m rhe Indian Medical <>«a<-tt». Captain E H Boat. I MS. attributes the rise In renewr mortality to an increased ronaumpltoa of sugar, la the form of sweetmeats and other delicacies of modern confectionery, and a rorreopomilng dimlnulioa la tba use of salt preserved articles of diet. His theory Is that malignant disease la parasitic la origin and la due to the Invasion of the body by a «accbaromy- ceta, the growth of which la favored by glucose. but Inhibited by sub- ataucee euntalutng chlorine, and only admissible when tbs amount of chlo rine In tba body falls below normal. Nome of bis experimenta. which be re cords In support of ibis view, are rath er renrarhable He baa cultivated sac- ebarumyevtee from a variety of tu mors on sterile cane sugar, and baa also prepared what he dee.rlt.ee aa "a kind of tumor Jam.“ by preserving por tions uf tumors tn the sama medium. Nectlon» of this "Jam abow "tbs tu- mor cell as usual, but tbs aaccharo- mycetra abounding In and between chlorin« gas them " Ha pasecd through bls cultures of aaccberemy cetra, and found that It “rapidly killed the organisms, and It la evidently the chlorine that ts tba activa agent " According to Captain Boat, the gut«!- Ing principle In tira treatment of can cer should be to diminish tbs amount of gluoowe In the laxly and Increase the amount of chlorine, thereby ren dering the patient's txxly an unfavor able culture medium for the ape I lie micro organisms II» has put this theory Into practice upon ten patients, ble treatment consisting "first, of a strict diabetic diet, and. a--•••lully. of piling In sodium chloride luto Ib» body, and preventing lia elevation sa Tba results are much as possible " eald to have been most successful, but. unfortunately, the petleuta them selves do not appear to have tiren unanimous aa Io tha advantages of the treatment they were re. riving a it., a four out of their numt>er ren away. Experiments were also tried upon ani mals. cancerous material and eai-i-ha- romyi-etea" obtained by culture from cancers being u»»-d for Inoculation; various Irak,ns were produced. and lu some Inetaiicre the tufiueuce of a »all diet upon the ofTected animala was studied. In Imitation of the bumau patients, "one guinea pig and one cat absconded." apparently Ix-fore tba benefits of «odium chloride bad been aci-ordcd to tiicru The aunouheement that swev-lmeats predispose to cancer. If it finds Its way Into the cheaper ei-naatlorial Jour nalism. may prove alarming to sun dry Juvenile and feminine readers, but If It checks their appetite for confec tionery it will at h-aat Improve their digestión; and. allbough the use of so dium chloride as an antidote would engender a thtrat which might t-e slaked unwisely, there Is little fear of ao unpalatable a remedy becoming popular. Htlll, we think that Captain Rott would have tx-en wlee lu defer ring the publication of ble theories until lie bad established them ou a somewhat broader aclentlflc basis — British Medical Journal ••Wil) yon think ot me « Í am gons’” aakad tha lovelorn youth, she Beamed unable to tear btrnaail away Irom her presane». "liure," anawered tbe lair one, as rhe strangled a yawn, "livat is, it you •rer giva me tba opportunity ” Poorly? •• For two yaare I suffered ter ribly from 4» .pepata. with great depression, and was alwaya feeling poorly. I then tried Aver'» Sarsa parilla, and in one week I was a new man." John McDonald, PhilaJrlph.a, Pa. The »kk Ma«'» Pialwt 1 doa't «ee «bai gixxi mv money dime me. 1 cen'l »al I nevar saw il m ita aatlrely. I dre«a no batter tbau my privato «esistary and bave s mu.h smallar appetite than my ooRchmaa. I live in a big barn of a hou-e, am pee* tare! to death by toggare, bava dya- pepuia, ami moet ot my money ia lu thè liande of otherr. whc ut» it malnly for tbelr own benefit. Don’t forget that it’s “Ayer’s” Sarsaparilla that will make you strong and hopeful. Don't waste your time and money by trying some other kind. Use the old, tested, tried, and rruc Ayer’s Sarsapa rilla* |1 N> Saule AliBwilH. lari, Aatreaomkal Teaablag About 40* B. C. Democritus txagan teaching that the galaxy, or Milky Way, was «imply a band ol innumera- bl« «tars which on account of their great distance appear el very small. Time and improved appliance« hats proved that Ibmocrltua was correct la his surmises A QMsttoa ol Precede»*«. truabington—I womler »bai ia Ih» mailer with Starr, tira tragwdlan, he nevar noti re» me ar.y more. CilUick—I‘idn'1 1 b«ar yod tali him bl« «tyle waa varv modi llk» Docth'sf iìuebiugiori—* «a, «ot aure.y — Crittkk—That'e «tiare yen moda tour miatak». You «h>>ul<l bava «ald liotb's «tyle waa very tnuch likc bla. Curtou« l Itti« Animala. A naturalist al Hanover, Cape Col* >ny, dear.ibra many remarkable small animals win- h abound there. Among them Is a gecko, railed by the Hutch (armera "getja ', whose tail cornea • >fl with a slight touch, and remains jump ing al-st on th« ground, attracting tba attention of au enemy, while the ani mal itself slinks away and eventually (rows a new tail. H« b.-rrowed Wihon’s water tauk. Park's pantry, Uray’s grill And thru b« borrowed from th« bank The cash to pay th« bill. ! , , ii. ■ - • 'Iagasl - New t as fi>e a l-'wrnac«. “Can t I Interest y-.u la thia mar- veloua new Invention, the cold air stove?" asked the affable agent. "It Is guaranteed to reduce tbe tempera ture In tbe hottest bouae and win—“ “ 'Never Never mind, mind. young man. I m t.s ng the furnace I bad put In laat winter. All I ned to do la to alert a lire In It and the bouse gela so Cold It frees«» tbs Rice."—Judge. A blind hor e ought to know ■ u ugh Out to run away. Carter's Little Liver Pills. RRuat Baar Signatura of CARTERS Th« Apotheosis ul Htallam. Caller— What Is Kennell «boat? Catcher—B»au«e, under tbe naw log law, be bne l-wen notified lu put a mirarle on bi« "W«at I'ointar at Bay.” — Naw York Tim»». FOR TORNO LIVER. FOR CONJTIFATIOR. FOR IALLOW HI«. FOR TNECOMFLEIIOR W —♦tebfft WMMkMtof. CURE EICK HEADACHE A Quetlkm. **H»re'a *>rniithirtf that'e l<*n put- (ling tn«." rernarfcrd tho man »hu think« too «{reply. “Wbat'» that?” •*lf all fletti I» grate, ara raoalbala really tag'•tarlane?" — Pbiud«dphia r I or S a le or I «.hange. Two !•*» A« rr Tract« tn I two 120 Arrw Ir.tt ta if im J t, i.»t «1 |«r t ri*- tan4 in K«'br»<ka, »'tear till«*, «01 grow <»»rn, oit», wheat, rvt’.Hliifilf-ì XVtTlexrhangw ihv or alt (or riha U tnilL »hingt«* mÜ!. tiii.b r or ranch pnq» rtv in W a«h* ir.gton or Or-gon I B St.Wtl.l., Ii»>x sis. vicuttl.-. Waste- BEAI I A CO. ■ U«. Agit. W. L. DOUGLAS •3. —& *3 SHOES/ You eaa « from $3 to W yearly by mv '«rase«’’ xresnrif W L Deuglaa *3 Mi or »3 «' They e<|U»l th.we itisi bave been r.ist* Ing V'*u from >1 IM l., Rl '•> Th« Im- melase relè ot W I., pruTrR texiglss sbi their auportiKtty over all saber makes Nol.l by rotoli »line denier» o - or ye itere fo--k tor name ami price an botasse tksi tesáis* •— l si- ess* ell ,'om »tore is »sis* Is lx.««lsa -a—• <«r«ee >• *»• kicbrei S'sAs r*»i LsSib«* osds. /*«•, - -, r o.-1» u-v r re* i •« xr er «a« »wv »»-*•• by «all, tA —a'« «vira. Illa*trataa telala« frw. " I . IHM r-l SV, Bra. Stea. Saan io m OKI! Dr. C. Gee Wo A MASTERING ÄNGELTHOU The Compoello Ilona«. When Mr Hubbub» built • nest lu which to hou»« hl« bride. He borrowed from b.e friend« th« Lett Idee» they bad tried. lie borrowed ber», b» borrowed there — Ntnith's fries» and Oreen'» veneer, II« borrowed John«.«'» p Tte cebera And Cooper's ch sode 11er. Genuino As I iplelneg. “Why.” aak«d the gooil Samaritan, 'do you permit your wife to take In 1 vwv »wall ami »• en»r 1 8a tabs aa •»<*«. washing?'* 1 ___________ . ”1 wouldn’t,” FOR HLAOACNEa who was lorn tired, “only aba nomi» TOI DiniNIXI. lira money to support ths family."— rOR RILIOUtREtt. Chicago News. Ureal ttrtlaln'a Teed«. I’p to now Britain retains from 20 to Jo per rent uf the iota trade of th« unlverim. No other nation baa yet come within half of tins remarkabl* l»rcent»ge. Nearest la < .ermariy. with nearly 11 per cent; trance claim« about V per <wnt; the I'nited states »ecures rather more than V per rent AN HONEST MAN. If w« ail.l tbe output of the colonise the II« R«fuvr<l to Pr'-flt by C»r»l««»nol British empire shows a record i f atxiut ..nw-third of tl.a trad« of Hi» whole In Recording Karla Tr»n»f»r». An Incident, which exhibits tbe sterl world. ing Integrity of a man who could with- l ima In th* Bye. stand the temptations of wealth rather Lime In the aye should to wa-bsd than do the smallest a--t of Injustice, Is teM ill H M <'hlttemleii'a "History out quickly with vinegar ami water. of Steamboat Navigation on th« Mis B|U«raing «orne drop« on the ayetoll. souri River." The pr1nd|»al actor * as Then place a «oft pail soaked in vine one of the rarly acttlere uf Nt. lull I a. gar over tha cloaixl aye and «saure It to a Mr Ix-llarge. wbo bad purchase»! a the liea-l by * tomlagc. small tract of land for which be j.a d twenty five dollars I .a nd was then of very little value, and transfers were often made without deed and with no more formality tluiu In eii-haugli>g cattle or hor*««. In this way Mr. Ix-Bnrge traded bla laud on what la now Clair street. Nt luuia, to Cluturln Ix-beau for a horse. lung years afterward, when the«« transactions were almost forgotten, and the property had beevine very valuable, a lawyer preaented him- If to tbe old gentleman and asked him If he bad ever owned any laud <>o t'edar street Mr. IsiBargr replied In tbe affirmative, and d»-e<-rlbed Its focal- lty. The lawyer theu aakml Uliu w ben and how he disposed of It 11« cuuld not at Aral recall, but Mra. lx-Bargs rememliered tbe clrcumatancea and re lated them to the lawyer, at tbe mim lime remarking to her husband that that was the way they got tbelr horse to set tliemaelves up on tba farm with. Th« lawyer then assured Mr. I.«« Barge that the title to thia prop-ity was still vested lu him. and that he cuuld hold II against all comers, for there waa absolutely no revvrd of the conveyance I d existence The old geutleman. with a luok of Indignation, asked tha lawyer If Us took bln» for a thief "I traded that land." eald tie. "to Chaurtn Ix-tx-au for a horse, whkli was worth more to me than the laud was I shall stand by the bargalu now If Chaurtn l.eto-au's tetra Lavs no title, tell them to Come to me and I will make them a deed tie for« I <11«. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. WONDERFUL Hi ma TREATMENT Tit • •-••»4ffffui ♦ hi ff«e d¡» tor '• grvat to» a »•* li« - «rr« i ■ ; • « ' ■ »-•*< Ik»« that are fiffrn it I d d>ff Uff c«r*« • Ihuto «P*Mk4«rfMI I h «••e hffflaff. hmm «, » mm I i b«f«« *V>4 vrgrlat.lc« ■ Rrx«*WH fi.» al •> «»»•• ia th • n>«»te«rp ■ *!»• •<*<»«»• u/ «»«rr fiato <| *wrrN| pwin * • • ............. « Ik* •« (ft 4 0' »««Ifi a tbintet, fbaryittaiia »arten - • . • ■ . f i- a • • * »!> ! « writ» A m •>!•• B • * • a « ,4 • t » ‘» Ml L T a i I on » »«’ r AlHikt *»• Tbc C. Get Wo Chinese Mcdkinc Co. IO AMtff Me, ("toffikteU. Or««««. Air SòLD E v £RYWH£R£. 1-------------------- ■ ■— P. N. II. *• ItOl. 1 —I PAINLESS WISE BROS., Dentists EXTRACTING Or. «tela 102». lus 114 la nag Mie Car. Sel a W. «k. a »,
