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It comes in itrhing, burning. <«u g
s
head, hat«-!«, hqr* ->« l*«lv
it canm-t is- cure«! by outward appll-
rst.uae tlu- Id-»*! must Iw rui ol tlie
impurity L> which it A due.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Ila* < tirr4 the
cult 4 a •••
An -rpt
I! • - I * i. » - . »1 t
nl f O I
no »ulotilute iuf
!• hkr it.
a «
W Me <Mvvs Hiav pie
rather on|»y la > t without a
hired girl."
"Why so?' "B nums
I ran a,ways ai my wile to givo mo
pie
It
breakfast."—Philadelphia
Plain IR-aler.
C'oevvnleg Him.
"1 h--sr there was some r mance con­
ce led with your marriage?"
"Nothing romantu aboutit. Dur re­
lit fame views d tiered, my wife main­
taining that the only hell there is la
ap«>n earth, and she married mo to
prove it."— Indianapolis Hon.
No Need ot Fret est s I lea.
T»ra—Did abe oak you if alio were
lhe <-nly girl you ever l<-v<-d?
Js k —No shs t<«-k It for granted.—
homer ville Journal.
Just as Good.
Elderly Customer—llavs you any
jreparatl- ns that will eradicate wrln-
I
Conscientious Druggist—No, ma'am,
but we Lavs a preparation that will fill
lb ern up.—Chicago Tribune.
Husband tangrllyi
woman as bard to please as you are.
Wife tcalmlyt M y dear, you forgot
that I married you Chicago bally
News
i. bare
Making progress
Alm-vH.
you named the baby
We ve got tbe two grandmo!bars to
agree to arbitrate tbe caos." - Chicago
Tribune.
I'atietice- Did yoo say she came
from tight.ng slock? Fatrice Yre her
u.other and father were both members
..f bw b - b-Urs In tbelr retly daja -
Yonkers Htatesman.
Mrs Grsmercy Do you think It was
an Intentional slight ou tbe part of
Mre Newrtrb? Mre. Dark Why. no.
my drer
Rbe baso t boon a lady l«M,g
enough to know bow to tw rude —
I'uck.
Io Bostou. Tbo Policeman Ray. » n.
are yoa bet? Child -Na. sir
I know
my wberretMJUta perfectly, but l pre­
sume my fatb-r ao-1 mother would like
to be directed to where I am
Kansas
City Independent
Tbe Osiiet Hee bere! You went to
bandle tbat trunk more carefully’. Tbs
Porter I II look opt for IL sir I know
a man who let one fall ou hla tore last
m-xitb. an bo ain't out of tbe hospital
yet ’ Town and Country
Tu He detr'-men-: "One thing can be
eald about our opera bouses, remark
e»l tbe oboerver ut Events and Things;
loo mu-b attention seems tu Lavs
b--.li g ven to the acoustic pr--pertl«w of
tbe tmgee " Yotikere Nlatreman
Ralreinan • rw »mmeodlng Mue ue k
11 it
11« with large pluk spots*
wouldn't you like one like that? 1 u>
Rar
selling a lot of them this year
castle t ustomer Indeed' Very clever
of you, l'u> sure Harvard Iaui|woii
DANGEROUS SHOWER BATH
C ivil war » first voluntier .
Veleme ef Waler Alaxl Dvewaed ea
Advealaeewe Teeth.
Maj. Charles F. Baad.*ba la OHII Líe­
las al » aahlaataw.
A story la told In tbe World's Work
of a youth who. partly from ignore ore
partly from a spirit ef fool hardy ad­
venture. pot bls life ta Jeopardy
He
aud bls companion were spending a
vacalioe In tbe Yosemite Valley, and
bad been fishing for mountala trout
oo tbe IlilloueHe
'Tomorrow." be said. “I shall take
a abower belt uuder the 1.71*0 foot
fall."
"You are a fool: ' aald bls rompan
loa
“Tho
"Not at all." «'amo the reply
What Ibero is of It
river ta very low
turns to spray tn tbo first hundred
feel, It will simply come down like
rat* Why. you d go under tbe llrldal
Veil yourself! Only that s prosaic
Tide I la samel bl ng big Como on ”
"Not I "
But I wao tb.ro to see Tbo water,
ae be bad aald. came down, a ronatd
erable part of It. In rain aud epray that
flew out on tbe wind Incredible die
lances But to crawl down, dreaee»! In
a bathing suit, closer to tbo main
stream tbat falls to tbo pool and op«>a
tbe rocka, with a mnr«terous ewtaii tn
tbe air aad a roar in tbe eere like a
rellway train, was daring to foolbard!
uesa
At any moment a veering wind
might swing tbe whole MM upon the
tall, slim figure tva- klng tentatively on
all fours down the Jagged talus slope,
hie eye giaseeo glinting cheerfully
A
steady breoue kept tbe fall swung out
a little tho other way. and tbe opray
burgeoned out far up tbe other a.ope
Tbe Mt wao deafening
All at ou«-o the wind shifted, Th«
water swung back, and lu a flash tbo
human figure was blotte<1 out In a
deluge tbat turMd me sick
For a
oo«'oh«L that seetued an hour. It play
ed on the e|x>t fiendishly. It seemed Io
mo. standing horrified there, and then
slowly It swept away.
Aud then there was a movement, a
painful, crawling movement down
there on the elope, aud I scrambled
town tbe slippery rocka to be p a blink-
Ing. creeping, much surprised youth.
bl«<«dliig from a hundred cuts, up to
where hie clothes lay.
He was still
too dated to speak
When hie breath
returned and Lie extra glasses were
perched again on hie nose, be Mid
'The o-vana fell upon me.
Como
back to New Euglan«!.”
Says I). M. C. <>«*.
S«n Lrtndko.
Tbe first volunteer for the Civil Wat
la stili living
He is Dr Charles F.
A ronatantly in-resat ng number ol
Rand, of Washington D C-, retired
from active prnc physician» prescribe l’eruca in than
tics by res sou of re*-.ilar predire.
it has proven its merits ao thorough­
troublesome
wounds re«elv«sl ly that aven th« -lodars have ovare«»*»« I
ureily forty years tbair prejudice against so called patent
ntadiclnsa and recommend II to their
ago
A certlfirete In palíenla.
the Cgpltol of New "I Advia« Women to l se Poruña,” |
Says Dr. Gee.
York Blate at Al­
Dr. M. C. <>«a is one ol tbe ph
bony attesto ike
priority of br ciane who irido«»« I'erana. In a I«
Hand 's leudar of ar tuen from 513 J -nos etra**,
Tbo Eranclaro, Cal., be says
bls services
’There Is a general . bjerion <>a
certificate is sigimi
by tbe Mayor and two promlueut citi- part ot ths pre. ti li.g physl- isu to ad-
Beus of Batavia, N. Y . also by tbe v «-ate patent aMdicinaa. bat when any
i . .rity Clerk ai. l tbe Rberiff of hiene- one me-ll. me curre 1-un.lre.ie of people,
s-e County, statiug tbat In lewe tban it demvnetrates its own value aud -to««
1-t u- uutre after tbe cali of President not need th« endorsement of th« pr« tee
Lincoln April 1&. IMI. tot 7K000 voi •ion.
••Peruns has performed so many
untrere was Iahen fro«n tho wirre tbo
wonderful cure» in v-an I ramlsvo that
So says Mr». Josie Irwin, of name of Charles F Rand was enrol.ed I am con»in«cd tbat It is a valuable
ar a aoldler
Among all tbe war rec­
I have frequently advised
325 So. Coliefe St., Nashville, orda at Washington tbeee le noue of an remedy.
Its u e for women as I find it Insures
Tenn., ol
E Ptakhani » variier snllstment tban that of br. regular and paini««« menstruation,
therefore cur«» «cu. orrboea and ov arlan trouble»
Itand. ami tho bouor bas
Vegetable Compound.
and builds up the «olir« system.
litui
by
cummoo
ootwetit
bsM-u
given
Never In the hi«t--ry of med!.- ne has
! alto consider I. on« ol the finest ca­
was
I>r
Hand
tbe
flrot
vol-
Not
only
y
tarrh r«n«li»< I kn->w of. I heartily
tb*
Ctrl!
War.
but
he
wao
unteer
for
for f( mala
sra»ee e-uall«-! that st-
»ml--ree y..iii m*-ll in«."— M. C. <»aa,
tain- I l v l.vdl* E. I’inkhani'a also tbe Bret ooldl«T to win tbe Con-
think Peruns is a great med I- Ins lot
V eg« t il l-' < oiii|H»«iiid.
r grvwal-'iial medal of honor for dlatln M D.
Mre K. T. Gaddis. Marl.-o, N. C., is womankind."— Mrs. K. T Gaddis.
dur ug lb« l-fet**»« of th-e wvn-lrrful gulshe«! galantry In action Thio o«Mt
WoOMSI Are eepecibily liable to pel-
me llctus has the demaud f»r it been
one of Dr. Hsrtmiyi'e grateful patients.
m -urred at Blackburn's Ford. Va, in
ao great as It is t -day.
Rhe consulted him by letter, followed tie catarrh, female weeklies« as It is
ess
than
three
months
after
hla
e<>
1st
From thè A II an Ge to the Pacific,
bls directions, ami la now able to say commonly called.
ills command was ordered to
an-l throughout the length end breadth tnent
Peruns occupies a um-jue position In
the folloving
ot tide gr«*l n-ntinenl some the glad
r«Hrewt. and every man «»beyed eave
"Belore I -omm«nra«l to lake Parti­ ■nralieal s« lenew. It is the only inter­
tidings • f w-.man s sufferings rebec«-«! young Band, at tbo time but IH y«*are
by II,
It. aud tb«>uMUxla
th- - manda upon tbouaanda
tbouaan«la of age Tbe rest of bis battalion, num ne I o-il-l not do any bar-! work with­ nal systematic catarrh remedy known
out s<>fl.-ring great pain. I took reru­ to tho meditai pt- fees- n today. C'a
er letters are pouring In fr- tn grateful
woman saying that it will a-.! posi­ berlug 5UU men. woe swept In dle«>rder ns and can say will- pl r-e an re that II tarrb, as everyone will admit. Is tho
hla bae done more for me than any other reuse of one-bat the diseases which
tively d ~ , cure ths worst f rms at from the field, but Band held
grvuud. notwithstanding tbe fact that medicine I hare ever Uhm.
fsmale c-mplalnta
Now I a fl! let mankind. Catarrh and latarrhal
Air*. I’liikhivni Invites nil wo- the field was plowed by shat and shell am se «all as ever. I do all my own diseases afflict one-ball of the people ol
men vv ho ore* |iur/led islxvufi all about blm. Tbe eui*my finally ab­ work and It never hurts me at all. I tbo Vuitod -ftatea.
their health to w rite ber nt Ly un, solutely refuwd to fire at tbe boy.
If you do not derive prompt an I satl,fa«tory result» from the use ot He-
Ma««., for i««lvl<-e. Nu* h corr* standing bravely alone and shooting nt
rues, w ril« at <>n.e to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your «ave and
spoiidonce is a«-«-n by w omen only, them as roully as If be bad a thousand he w III be pleased to giv e y ou hia valuable adv ke gratis.
turn at hla bock
Baud then cr«*pt
and no charge Is madn.
Address Dr. Hartman, President ot the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
across a deep ravine and Joined tbo (Milo.
command of Gen A. H Barnum
Geneva.
Dr llaod'a patriotism and gallantry
Only 37 per cent of tbe inbabitai.ta
l imited apportasti).
Tbs Most (talk ate Ss ale.
of Geneva are natives of tbe city; Il have been recognise«! by two Govern­
"Did
yoa
call
at
Holley's
house?"
The
most
doll-ale scale la made by
pre cent are fiom other Hwiss places, ors of the State of New York and by in-piired tho young doctor's wife.
Using one end of a tine thread ul glase.
thr,e I'nadcata
He was twice per-
and 47 per cent are foreigners.
"Yoa. and I w-eii be had sent for me Tbo atom to be weighed is placad at tbe
soma Uy honored by President Unroln
sooner."
free end and the degree "I the bending
New
York
remeu»l*red
him
with
a
I tn*i q
LAU
ilo
\o Hutton«, llut hltB*.
"Gracious' Is he s< r.oosly III’"
• f tbe thread under it is used.
Ibis
gold m,«Ul appropriately Inscribed, and
Hook» nr I’lns
All >ml
’ ’•
‘ ‘ »
"Quite tbo rovreoe. I'm afraid he’ll baa b> be done un-ler a glass which
It. •*«- f«u **u«pi«-*«»4
*«■•»!«
I A
tbe I nlted States g«»vernment has pre
I ollt ill
fU., Itu«»u IT, <
Him«,
t>e all right again teluro 1 get in a half magnifies 100 times
porti »nd. ttf.
s.-utev! him with a plot In the must
dosen visits."
Ix-.uitlful part of Arlington cemetery,
lhe Ureal Worry.
RÍURSON MAO HIN URY CO.
where, at the proper time, the Blate of
(* n< »-*•■•«»?> ?« John
W.ary Waggles—Are ye interested
Making Alluwan«ea.
f **•« of MorriaoA Mrert. l*v»etUn4. Ikifon
New
York
will ere«-t a monument
1 h» >11 '•a- ’Bii« > nfftnr A child • an run It
Bronson — I don't »«e why you aho*il<! in theee chainlees bi« y< Ire, Tiru?
Valve« «!i<1 all wnrktn« i-art» covar*-d up
h worthy of tbe firet man to offer hla
pl
< h i
i
Tut In a «it­ servlceo ae a volunteer during tbe he so angry at your son for marrying Tired Tim — No. the chainleas •Jog la
ile <«a»«-Unt and th« »» gu to tlrap ’*
Ws have to make allowance« for the tho only thing that worries ine —
a
great rebellion.
Wi rld's Culaie.
!young yoo know.
on aji) thing you need tn th« tua*hinerj lln«
Munson—Conf-iund It, that's what
SIRAWUERRIES IN LESS FAVOR
Could Menilo« Two.
I'm kicking about' I not only hav« to
mak«
an
allowanc«
for
bite,
but
now
"Ry
tbe
way," »aid Lbe d-x tor, "the
Doctors
t.o.-hl.,a
Asha*
re
at
Thsas
-
Alt FNLl ISH
QASSKA1.
.vMooi ioit buys an » cans
Cooke I i‘oo-1 ttecoa.iMra led.
I’ll hat« to make ‘-ne lor hia wife, U xj . prrei-lenl la talking about the ‘figtiliug
FU« both fir » MAirril «- i-Jifn.
|’t 'lllfifr B'l-1
virtue«.’
W hat.ate the» '
in spite of tbe etrawtwrry'a cvntu
( «n« : i loar <Hk>!»-« lm I-» !« «1 A ?••»! ("f ijirtn. * iti
the appai*nliDFiil« an«i »ti|»r' H «»n
a cervini
Civic Pride.
"Well," res|M-n-l«Hl th« proliweor,
rise of p -puUrlty. It la by no means
hon>r. IsB-athvn ht one oí 11«»*
t»-autiful
fvgl.vnfi <4 the l’ar irt« o»aN1
t limate atiid •»«!
"1 don't km>w wbat ws re gom’ to do "there are benevolence an-l caution, for
a wholesome fruit for everytaaly
It
Itr-allbAil. >««r «gMairegne adtlrtwui
They are always fighting
la not easily digested raw. and doe- atout them two leadin' citisene," eaul instaure.
FORTLAND ACADEMY. PORTLAND. OREGON
“They're lookin' for re-h other."—Chicago Tribune.
: tore usually forbid it to cbildrr-u uu Broncho Bob.
one another with eix sb-» tete from
der 0.
What He Married On.
Ita acid la pre-ullarly uuwboleooure uioruin' till night." "Has an Insult
"Tom iligglnaide married, you «ay,
for persons of rheumatic tendeucy. passed?" "No, it wasn’t an Insult,
i 110 a week?
That took nerve any­
and tbe fruit Is little l«aa than a poi- but some doubt arts as to which wa,
TH!
IA hat was ho working at?"
sou to some constitutions. Tbe doc- ibs oldest inhabitant, an' they're bt-tb how.
"Nothiug.
It was the girl that was
tor books do not set down tbe straw - -Istermined to settle lbs qussllou fur
earning tbe 110."
berry among tbe vegetable pulsoua. goo«i an' all.
All day
‘Her novel la not one of
tbo ephemeral successes" "Indeed?"
11b. yes
It was published before 1»
The «real Thing.
o'clock lu lhe morning, aud waa not
"Ilow cult*ir«>d and polished that ' --oiupletrly forgotten uutll quite a bit
Mr« Kasamms is.”
; after 0 o'clwk In the evening " 1.1 fe
"I know It.
Whenever a per»'**
How la your yoiiugeat daughter get
tinge anything «ha always calls it ten- J ting on with her music?” "Nnlendld-
ierlng it,
doesn't
she?"—Chicago
EMERSON 9 TRUE PLACE.
j ly,” answered Mr. t'uuirox; ‘Jier In-
llai'- rd Herald
! structor says tbat she playa Mvaart In "SbsrM with Hawtboras an-1 I*«*«
a way that M-wart himself
would
Primacy of Am,rl.«n tmHara.'9
A Permanevi Cure.
Emersoti sbarre with Hawthorn« and
Hodge—Y il mean to say that Chris­ : never have dreamed of." Washington
Poa th« primacy of American letters.
I Ntar.
tian Ncleti-e CU'wd you?
I'udg«— Cure '
"Ilow Is your daughter getting on Whitman must be couuted with them
Hodge—<R appendictla?
J with her iuu.)> ■ '
' Hpli-udidly." ■ an­ ss sa original forca In jxx-try His lui
I'.«lgw—No. uf Christian Science. — ew evral Mrs t'umrux. "ebe can go to agination bad mor« Volum« aud flow,
Hrot-klyu Life.
i a clasal-al concert and t<41 exactly b« bad command, at bls beet, of a tell
I wb<-re to applaud without watching Ing freshness and efft-ctlvcuesa of
Tlro'e Curs
a g.,. -I - uah medicina.
phrase, but lu power of organisation.
It
• I r f. : y the rest of tbe audiem-e."- Washing­
In dis- erument of spiritual «qualities,
ton Star.
years. At Ir
-ta, £1 cenia
The Count (old enough to be a grand­ h« falls far below the Concord poet.
Looking for a L'haace.
father and aft«« Mias Moueytoui- I For It la as a j»x-t that Emerson must
Mre. <«• bang—Thia l-aper says that a baf asked your mamma and she gtf b« reckiMied with, tbe litui tallona of
Kansas man sold his wife for Itl.
be* couxeit end now I et
Mlwi his proa«, th« lack ot order In tila
Gotiang—I won.ler if it will ever lie Money! u I ini ao glad! But won't It thought, and of thorough and large
my lurk to run a r-ws a fellow who la i be funny to call you paps?- I.lppln- structure lu bls styl«, are due to the
York
throwing money away?—Naw
( hm R’ s melhtxl tu dealing with bls sub
■ ott a Magaalne
I imeo.
Jects
He has eurh bed our literature
A Ixiti-L-n riockmakcr l«a* pla--«-d the
with a few poems of such directness
follow .ng notice in hla window: "Tbe
Not Teo Precipitate.
>f vlalou such captivating simplicity
*Ab, Georgie, dear,*’ she sai«l to tbs n. aguldad erreture who removed tbe of Imagery, such ultimate felicity of
therm-
met««
from
this
door
had
better
duke, "ahy don't you go to papa to­
ph rose, that they will lay bold of the
day’ I lelav a are dangerous, you know." returu IL ae It will t>e of no use w b<-re Imagination
^rlte for
of remote generation*,
"Yea, 1 realise that,” he replied, he Is going, ae II only registers 1J5 de-
Liurr rated
He waa not great In volume of emo
grew"
Ai-ewers.
"but I've only knows yon three days
Cut CULAI»
don. In tl-lal force and sweep of Im
Safety In numbers
Brannigan-
an-l these gel-ri. h-qui-k s< hemee al­
« gl nation, lu that fullness of life which
ways «eeiu to I-« so risky."—Chicago Come home, an' tech supper wld me.
y*»r »'•ov-rso-c«- Jo
comes to tbe |xx-t whoa«- genius I*
PtATLAJlD.OX
Record lirreld.
FTanulgan I'lannlgan Hbure. It's past
charged with elemental power ae was
•t-epAcoe rv > J3f
yer supper time. now. yer wife'll I m
Dante's aud Nhake[x-are's. He did not
A Prix«.
Brannigan That's
mad as a hatter
Tbe edib-r of s weekly newspaper In Jlat It; she < an t lick the two of US.— look at Christianity with the fresh am!
original Insight which he brought tn Ì
Australia offer» himself as a prise to Philadelphia I’ublte l edger
other subjei-ts. He saw the disorder
the woman vii» writes the beat essay
"1 ro-all a remark tbat General -»f society, but he dl-1 not a«-«in to real
on the duthsa <>( a wife.
Grant made Io lue once at dinner,'* i Isa the tremendous algwlflennce of sin
said boastful Wtxxlby GmfL "whl-b as morel evil
Aud although he said
waa moat characteristic of tbe man" striking and profound things al»out
••A tape worm elghtsru is»« long M
-.
"1 think I can guess wbat It waa,” t'hrlst. be falltxl to take the measur--
•
tbs aosus sr-.
. ,0
I'*- Gt- I* Thia I am suis b«« c. ri „.y
aald I'epprey
"Wbat?"
"Keep th« i of the dlvlnrat personalty In history
t*
' lbs pes', ihrs« i», ri 1 su, siili
Asks No More.
«henge fur yourself, my man." I'hila a failure due lu part to the force of U« n(
arris, tbs only cstbeii.« s.i.M ut
BOUCS o» seMible P*..tus ”
Tom—I can’t help asking my fleece delpbla I’reaa
tbe religious reaction In which
hr
UBu W Buwias lislrd M so
tn -asionally why she loves mo.
“How wasteful of tbat gardener.”* lived ami in ¡>art to his fundamental
l>i<k— Ms, too.
Mine sways gives murmur«d tbe star t-oard.r ae he bit view of life
CANOY
CATHARTIC
me a very satialectory answer.
satagely but b-'i-elesaly at bia a«para-
lb apile of these limitations, he re
Tom—That on? What dooo abe say? gua
”HuW Is that?' aak«-d the laud­ , inaine In many respects the flneat
Dl-k— Bvcauao —Philadelphia Pubi c lady. “Why. If be bad let the*.- atalka
i product of the old ra<-e lu the new
Ledger.
grow ou« week long«r be c--uld have world tbe loftiest Interpreter of Ita
sold them for telrgrapb pul««. " Bal I fun«lamrntal Idea aud lulssiou; one of
Not Strikingly Noble.
tlmore American.
1 ¡he drepest and n -blest of Its teachers;
So your «laughter is going to marry
1‘arren Johnson Ah wish de mud- of a life so simple, so blameless, so
a nobleman."
dere ob die congregation would bring ■lobly p«»lM-d t-erweeii vision aud task
"Yre."
answered
Mr. Cumroi,
deyr babl.a to church w If dem Nevab hat to re-all It la to catch a glimpse
"lie's - nly a nobleman by profession
mlud bow young dry am. Jeaa bring >f the spiritual order of life, and to
Personally I must »ay he strikes mo as a
'em «rloi-g
if dey am too young to iietleve In the dreams of tbe pure and
pretty <umm< n sort."— Washington
appre-'.ate de significance ob de ser­ the great
Hamilton Wright Mabie In
8 tar.
vice. dey can. at least, yeU an' keep tbe <Hiil->. k
de d-acona awake: Puck.
tils t'.vperienco.
MOSKirS WHO DAI AÎ A lABtL
Tbe American Father: A scum An-
"Ta." said the boy, looking up from
otb-r
baby,
and
a
girl
tbia
time,
eb?
hie bo< k, "what ¿«»a a man's ‘bettar
half’, mean?”
"t'eually. my eun," Ilow dore It make yon feel to have a
replinl hla father fr- tu behind the daughter? I’opley--Great' One of tbe
evening paper, "she means exactly first things you think ab >ut It Is how a
foreign nobleman will come courting
what she aaya."
her some day. end bow you’ll turu him
i'bildrlpbla
down g-xxl and prop«-r
Brady for faster.
lieacon ('oblio—William,
if your Preaa
A heavier looa: Hark! In tbe dark
father w-huld have 110 and some one
should give him 15, what would be watchre of tbe night they could plain
ly bear footsteps In the kitchen ' Bur­
have?
William—Nothing; but ma would glars!" be exclaimed, hastily covering
Tbe New York »oologies 1 garden in
up bls brad. "Ob. Henry!" sighed hla
have a new hat.—Chicago Newa.
wife; "I wish I had your faculty foe Brom park boaeta three very Intel­
looking at tbe bright side of things. ligent monk eye Dobong, Pretty Peg­
I'm sure It's that Brown woman try gy and Polly who were caught by the
Ing to entice my cook away " Kausaa camera while enjoying a nine I al free
co. Their table inannere may not be
City ludepetidrnt
Ingenuity’s reward
"You say Bur­ of tbe beat In tbe world, but they
ton Is leading a double life? Pm ao- have learned to use a fork and to
tonlabed.
He's the last man In the drink out of cups and mugs without
"I tried Ayar's Hsir Vigor to
world I’d eu«pe«-t of anything of that disgracing themselves or tbelr tutors.
stop my hair from falling. One-
kind
"Yeo. bls wife's tn Europe, and Curator Dlttaara and Btmiaa Keeper
Tbe trio dine In public only
half a bottle cured me."
be baa to stay down at tho office near­ Mlles
J. C. Baiter, Braidwood, 111.
ly every evening to ropy with hla own twice a week, on Saturdays and Mun
hand tbo nl<-«. gossipy letter his type- days, and on those days ano watched
writer has written for blm dnrlr g tho by admiring bundrcis
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PORTLAND ACADEMY
Alcohol,
Opium,
Tobacco
Using V
TAPE
WORMS
Hair Falls
Ayer’s Hair Vigor is
certainly the most eco­
nomical preparation of its
kinJ on the market. A
little of it goes a long w ay.
It doesn’t take much of
it to stop falling of the
hair, make the hair grow,
and restore color to gray
hair
day
He says It's a
though" Ex
great
schema,
Illa Idea of Ocnervvslty.
"Did you turn that needy friend of
yours empty tian .led from your door?”
"No," answered Mr Kertnudge. T
didn't let him go away empty handed
I made out a statement of what be
own me and told him bow tuucb In­
tervet he'd save by paylu'
cash"—
Washington Star
Not Wholly Frank.
“Can you sincerely say
tbat you
never descended to hypocrisy?” asked
tbe man of eevree standards
"WelL" answered Mr Bilggtne. "1
must contres that I once sat and Ila-
tened to my daughter's commencement
essay and pretended to be as much en
tertalne«! as If I were at a baseball
game"- Washington Star.
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You know when ri< h, red blood is cour'iing through
the Tcins, I >r it show« in the Ixightiic--« of the eye. the \
beauty an<l clearness rd the complexion, the smooth, fair
akin, ami robust, healthy constitution. It is g«xxi bl-xxl
that imparts strength ami I energy
rnctg to th.- body and keeps it in a state ol
bealthfuinesk agd vigor. C
Good blood is the foundation of g. .«! health, and
to Tie ph> si illy an I mentally sound it must be kept pure aud uut.iititcd.
People with g<xx! bltxx! possess strong,
! was In wretched health; my blood
ateady nerves an-l are bleat with go«jd
wsa In bad order, ruy aunts being
appetites and digestion, ami enjoy
very much ulcerated. 1 besan tho wee
kound, refreshing sleep. If we couhl
of ». »
and In a reruarhebly short
always maintain the purity of the
liras wsa sound and well. My Sppe­
blo«xi then we might cnj«»y perprtual tits Increased wonderfully and my
health, but it ixs - mea inf,« tc,| and
h-od aareed with me. I think II la a
pois«>ned and m<-st of the ills that adlict
Mae family medioina.
humanity and undermine the constitu­
MM. M. IL DATTDBOR.
tion ate caused t>y an impoverishes!
Bockmart. Os.
or polluted condition of this vital fluid.
When the blood i* diseased the akin
For thrre years I bad Tetter on my
loses its healthy appearance, and the
hands. Part of the time the«!.sense
complexion, its freshneag and beauty
was tn tbo form of running ».rea.
an-l liecunM-s red an-l rough an-l full of
very painful end oausing me muck
pimples and spl -I-In s. lulling, scaly
dtecom for I. Tour <1 ■ tore said tbo
eruptions, hla. khea-ls. ?»ils an I rashes Toller bad progressed too for to be
break out upon the txxly when tbe
eared, and they could do nothing for
ma I took only throe botth a of M b g.
bltxxl is too jxaor or too thin an«i acid,
and wsa completely ourod. Thia was
and is not supplying proper nourish-
rneut to the system. Debility. p«x>r fitteea years ago, and I have never
appetite. ba,l digrsti->n. r< stlcss all cp »loo« seen any sign of my old trouble.
MILS. 1.. B JAOKBON.
and nervousness more often come from
• J7 Bl. Paul Ot. Kausaa City, Kao.
sluggish, impure bltxxl than any other
cause
To build up the blood restore its lost properties an 1 make it rich
and nutritious again is tbe only rational treatment, and the proper way to
get rid of akin troubles. There is no reme-ly like S S S. to a- cotuplish thia
and It does it promptly and thoroughly.
S. S. S. antidotes and removes from the
blood all poisons ami humors and restore*
it to a normal, healthy condition, aud in-
viraratea ami tones up the general health.
When rhh. red blood is again flowing
through
skin eruption«
eruptions
_ your veins all akin
What lhe Marriage wsa Worth.
¿¡«appear, tbe appetite improvr«, the complexion clears an-l you get nd of
A little group was dlacUMlng mar those miserable ilcprr-- in,; frclinga an-l nervousness, and enjoy once more the
riego freu when one of them relativi blessings of go«»! health S S. S is nature's remedy for ail bl-xxl and skin <Jia-
tbe following story
"A young cunpl.- eaaea It contain-* no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable.
Write for tree book. No charge for medical advice or otbi r information
called on a minister 1 ktipw." said be.
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Uc're Very .Much Alive.
5. B IlcaJa.he and I.Ivar Cure Still l»<>-
Ing Ito Great W .-rk. S. II. Cough Syrup.
Every body Take« It. Everybody Likes It.
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Prrtiaj « thia i* thr
rhanr«* that ha« In* n «»fTfr«*! to
yuu, Y« mi can’t afford Ur on»rkMik it
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for bttainr««, and a*«i«t in ratting v < hi a p*»«itmn w L hi
<wwn
wnnei- nt ; all mir rradtiaire are « mployod. Thai's t?ie
R.le elory.
l<«-«ulla are
never ________________
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cat a I << nr wh:<-h riplain« fully.
Ki cry one who thinks be Io untuck)
cun God something happening every
day to prove It.
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Bremen generally believe that
frigate b.rd reu start at daybre-ik »th
the trade winds from tbe coast of
Africa atid roraM tbe same night up- n
the A mirica n shore. When er this Is
a fact fase n it yet b<- n con- luslv.h
determined, but It la certain that this
bird la tbe swiftest of »I grl ere
turca and la able to fly under favor
at>l« conditions. 300 tulles an h-ur
Were you worth Ine price to fotti
mo.her abe paid for you?
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THC SWIFT SPterne CO.. ATLANTA* CA.
"and wrre married. W ben It was ovrr
tbe new made husband said
'I am
sorry but I have only SI with me ai.d
we n-wd tbat to grt b«mr with ' Tbat a
all rlglit.' said tbe ministre 'You cv.tur
around In one year and give me whit
ever tbe Job seems worth to y--u ' Tbe
groom »alii be would do It. and they
went away." "Did be erre show up?”
"Yen. be came t>ack In a yrar and in­
sisted that tbe mil later pay bins S-‘>
Hwlfiee« „t linda
He Knew I be Man.
"What will my wife do If you aeud
Oowotp.
me to Jail?” plnaded the prisoner.
“Goeslp." said Vncle Eben, "'minds
"! think sbe'll do better.” returned
me a goo<l deal of a abootln' match In
tbe Judge.
de street
De lumvcrnt bystander la
Jea' as ll'ble to git bit as anyUsly
The efficacy of tbe club baa oevcr
else."—Washington Star.
breo fairly ratiniate«!.
but what Is popularly kuowu as straw­
berry [Hilsuti ta very common at Ike
spring season of ths yrer, says the
New York Run.
Xl.irk.-d eases of strawberry poison
Ing are alt.-nd.-d with fever, lassitude
and other disagreeable symptoms
In
some cases the face and laxly are
marked with large areas of strong
rad suggretlng at first scarlet fever
These areas run
Inte odd - •» g
patches, and In some Inata nera become
almost purple.
The usual remedy I« to quit eating
stra wberrles. but sometimes the pa
tlents require corrective
medicines
Many who have had the dlecuae. If
such It should ba called, are able after
a cur« to eat tbe berries In modern
lion
Rome, however, can never again
eat ao many as half a doreu strawtvre
rles with safety
A lucky few .-on
tract a strong distaste for the tw-rrlre
a Her such an attack, and have no
difficulty tu leaving them off their bill
of fare.
Some, who cannot ret the strew
berry In Ita natural condition, can ret
It cooked, and the doctors recommend
tbs cooking of thia and other berries
for children
In fact, tbe doctors are
by no tnrena ao warm tn their m-
ommrii.lntiou ot fruits lu their natural
condition as they were a few years
ago and some have taken the attitude
tbat most fruits, especially when not
grown practically uuder tbe eye of the
consumer, era more wholesome rooked
than raw.
Even the apple baa been attacked,
and many persons are advised to ret
baked apples rather than raw apples,
no matter bow fresh and mellow
An
additional reasou why co.-k.-d fruits
ar« recommended lire In the fact tliat
so large a part of the fruit In the New
York market Is sold after being from
a f«rw days to many moutha In
storage
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