The Santiam news., January 16, 1903, Image 4

EVENTS OI THE DAV
HEALTHY WOMEN
GATHERED FROM ALL PARTS Of TH!
Praise Pc-ru-na as a Cure for Colds and a Preventive of Catarrh
T*O HEMLSJ HERES.
¿omprvlasaalvs Rrview ef
the
Impost-
■at Happenings of the Past Wawk.
Pveeewtrd In voodensed Iocs, Aloe-
likely to Prove latero »lieg to IW
Many Headers.
C«>14 wrallier in thè Mi-I«llv West hna
s-hl*i grewtly V> Ile auffering cauiwl
by tbe lack al mel.
The gc.vernnienl ni India wili 1«
rall.d up- n to |«y ovwr l'i.lAIO.OtìO fot
li»« eipa-avas of lite l'elhi pagcanl.
The pree «ienl Iva, warned rargress
timi he «III cali an estra sr<i«i«ia an-
Icea it now takes Mime •< li«m «m ÜM»
Uuet q'ieetlon.
Mother
•• My mother was troubled with
consumption for many years. At
list she was given up to die. Then
she tried Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral,
•nd was speedily cured.'*
0. P. Jolly. Avoca, N. Y.
No matter how hard
your cough or how long
you have had it, Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral is the
best thing you can take.
It’s too risky to wait
until you have consump­
tion. If you arc coughing
today, get a bottle of
Cherry I’cctoral at once.
TWw W em rk.Mi.il
PU.. M m . It AH
The cosi lamine haa baronie *> a Ute
all thri ngh Uve Fiat» and Middle We.t
that tl>erw i» a generai demand U>at
•»methlng I» di ne.
M rs N.J B rink
FIRST STAGE OF CATARRH
A Serious Mistake Which
Thousands are Making.
Tb.< Aral atafr of catarrh I* what la
commonly known a* "catching cold "
It may bw in th«* h«**d. nos** throat
or lung*. Ba Iwginning I* a .omet Ime»
*«• »cvcre aa to cause a chill I and con
tidrrablf* f«*tcr. or It may tie , ao alight
*■ to not hinder a person from hl.
uaual bioklnr-ff»
In perbap* a major
By of «'«’■'» Hit!«- or no attention I*
pa’d to (he flrtt *tai> of caiarvh and
hen< e it ia that nearly one-half of the
people hs*ve chronic latarrh In come
form.
To nwgllct
It. catarrh
cover* the fl
Dinner fable GalUntrv.
Th lloaUMa You ar« such an «pl
cure Mr Bluffer, that I *aa altuoat
afraid to a*k you to dinner.
Bluffer hut th« pleaaun* of your
company O’or** than compenaatra me,
— New Yoik Times
cold he should at or. e begin the
use < f I’cruna a«<<-r>!'.ng to <l!tv,
lions on the bottle and the cold 1»
sure to pass away »lth<«ut having
any bad offrota.
llnleaa thia la doao ths raid Is
almost sure to end In the second
«tag« of < stsrrh «bub is mt king
If I'«
so many Ilves miserable
runa «as taken every time one bas
■ < • I............ >xh • hr« :
catarrh
«oubl lie practically an unknown
saao.
MI m KUMtM-th fbee. Ne K thw.il
Street. Albsnr N V writ«-.
I have alwars ilr-w.leU unsettled
weather tw.su»* of my olrrm. ils-
MHt, t” rate« cold, when « eatawhal
trouble WouM qulrkl, «leveh-p the«’ish
my entire st sum which tt Would t»se
week» to drive away t sm thankful
to ««» Hull »lure t have taken I'Kilt
NA i 4«» no! have env rro»-»o to «treed
fhie ativtnore If I have tw*n at all
espoM-d to I he damp, wet . «r < g|fl
weather I take a due» or tWO of
PKKI'NA. »ml It throws out an> hint
of Meknewe from mr eystam.''- M im Elis
■beth t'ber.
A disiate h troni M<mb. l'tah, roya a
•mali voi -ano. SO mi le« noeti >>f that
IHght Ha Wa*.
pia«'«, near Ibe Colorado line, haa fie­
A member of a Sunday school wss
ro me »etIre. The collimo of strani can one day a*klng some children quee
tlon« an Bible knowledge
Ro far as
tir veefi t »r mila».
he bad gone the children did very
A Would br
tin, who ha* K mm > well, hut when be asked:
an iwmate of in iaawn« a«yhim. fir«-1 st
"Where does the word 'holy* first
th«* lajrwl j»rorw«*l<it> in Madrid. U l»rn occur In the Bible-" the children
arr«*te>i !>• •!«* larrd hn
to kill could not answer for a minute or so
the îhikr «>( GotoMyor and not hmx till a sharp urchin stood up snd ■aid
"Please. sir. on the raver.“
AIfono». No ona wa* injnml,
lha twUirf I« that th* mi**lntf Al**-
kan *U*ani«*r I tow* n City, which aailud
NnttMi <H’tiU*r -*♦ for ímmi HI*, »•
•afa. Il ha* hwen llamad that Captain
llinM’n, who t«»ok o>mit *n<| thr day
ihr tteanwr »ailed, atfrood only to
A«uKi.ij«* the I «er th if !■<• wa* |rnni!t<*«l
to rail out of hi* court*** an*! land right
mwn.
It ia lh<Might likely that the
havKili City it faat in the ire *omw-
where out of th»» regular ojurw»- of the
\laak*!i traerla.
How the I sit Hss Fnllea.
and
Pstlenre I umlerstsnd
Mr
Mrs Rtyb-s sre juat going away now
for their vacation.
Patrtce Yea; they remind one of
Adam ami Eva when they were leal
Ing the garden of Eden, don't they?
"What an Idea?"
"Well, you see they too. are going
away for the fall."--Yonkers Hlatrs
man.
M15S SARA M'GAILXX
Caatro'a reply I» ■ct*eplable to th»’
allier.
agine h<»w glad I felt whm It Irian to
frlieir rnr In a v**ry «hurt time in l****
Snow in West Virginia basalo» k-
iMn two ari A-k» I naff completely cured
■‘led all trallic.
HJbyl A lUdley
Ur« M J llrtnk Mn am Mlrt.lgsn ave-
II. Hastings, of
nur
J'rtW|»h. Mi«b wrltr«
Vil«» 8kn»h M-Haban No IK M street.
"Thiff |M»«t wlntvt duflnn ihr Wrt *n4 Allori». N Y write#
roli! wraihrr I
a
an«1 •<•■
"A few menthe a«n I aulì' ■I with a
Irfr <*oid. Whk'h d*htrltYf«*^1 » < atttTTh«! •rvrre attack of Infiuenffa. ’
ich noth-
rom-
rondttion tbrauch my mtir* «>atrm and tng seemed lo relieve
My beartn« b»-
Iran-
aflTr«
mv «rnrral hralth thaf I
am*
eyes became Irritated ar.d
wai < >«nipl«*t*1» br*Yk«-n down. «n<! &*••« »m** CrveHsh
Nothing a«*emed rishi and
and ny»t«*rtral an«1 unfit t<» f»u- nothing I ate tasted «<*»4
I took Pie­
ivjkhian prr* hl NA an<1 within iw-» werke 1 wa» per-
It i> -ai«l that Anilia,*a l<-r von Hob
ow hin m*n«!i frvtly weil ' Bamh M<‘)nhan.
lela-n incurred tiiv ^kaiwr’a a”ger an i
r of |»K
It
Atter I had
«»■ n-callnd.
If you do not derive prompt and ■at
: found myarif
j Ilrlnk.
in fine
Alfred Beit, Africa’s richest man.
f
’
c-
lafactory results from the use of
haa l»«en stricken with paralyais at
runa
write
at
once
to
Dr.
llartmnn.
»Irret. Hunt
Ritiri A Hadlrv I
giving a full atatcnii-nt of your case. Johannesburg.
lastet». Imi . write,
■citing toy feet w<
■ nd he will tie glad to give you hia
Castro ba« default«-«! in his promise«
which gr.duailv s rw Wiir*r until my valuable advice gratis.
throat wa. sore .ml r*w » »nilnary rt-m
to trance and more «atshipa may
Address Pr. Hartman, ¡•resident of
»Iles did not help me «nd cough rvm*
threaten his ports.
- _
an adtrr-
e<l!e. tiausesled
me
hat PKKI'NA muid do 1 The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus.
tioasoaol wf
Ohio.
A Imuk robber has been arreatad at
de. I<1ed to try a belli, and you can Im
| h nd ng aa a
Quincy. III., «her« lie
wealthy st«« kman.
Doting Dotage.
How (liurlvua.
Detroit, Mich., will run « city coal
Miss De Spite—I juat dote on
“What would you do If you wore to
wake up tomorrow morning and find George, 1 understand ho threw you yard, to be conlro Icel bv a coni in inion
over.
api«oinled by the mayor.
yourself famous’"
Miss Be R wh -I Yea; In dotage one
"Lie down and sleep until I felt
The gang of outlaws who rohbod a
like getting up for once."—Chicago Is liable to do almost anything.
Burlli gton train at Mare is, III , six
Record Herald.
months ago, has been captarod.
A TAWTAR.
Infantile Virtue.
said the
angel
child. ”!
my toys to thn«e poor rhll
And th«1
acrenely
Didn't Malt to Hear.
Hewitt—Oruett says that you arc
afraid of him.
Why. It
Jew.-tt
Afraid of him’
was only yesterday that I called him
cv«-rylhlng that I could think of.
H«Wttt Wh it dl>l he aay-
Jewett I came away from the tele
phon»« as soon as I said all I had to
say.- Philadelphia Inquirer.
Mothers will f nd Mr* Annatôw’ü Booth
inr
r ip the iw*t remedy t<> uw tor their
Ibi ¡oren during the terthmc period.
A Gentle Hint,
"llreverln. de collection am berry
fine to-day. Nine atispender buttons*
Now, If de congregation will kindly
put a pair ov pants In de plate net'
Sunday, de church will be berry grate
ful."
Wyoming Indianr are auffvnng on
Some I »mous lientl.ts snd Their I vpcr- account of failure «if crops.
It is
One Explanation.
ten«« Mlth Tartsra.
les re 1 w-ri- us trouble rosy follow.
Judyr Winter* are not so cold a«
A tooth may bo a Tartar, cr may
Two pa»»« nger trains on the Big ¡our they uiied to lx*.
have tartar; in either csaa you are in a collided between Moro and Bethalto,
Pud*r <)h yea, they are
Only
l»a l way. If your tooth is a Tartar, it III.
Due man was killsei ami three now chronic liar« have such a variety
of thing*, like auto, record* etc., to
will drive you t>> a dentist last enough others seriously injure«).
lie about, that they can't dovotn ao
to play checkers on your ctial tail. But
Soft coal miners of West Virginia much attention to the weather
if it lias tartar it «ill taka von more
»lowly but nevertheless surely, for will strike April 1 for larger wsgea. more. Baltimore Herald.
|.rlr«..r. h»»» »<» B, . h fsn» In I's r<i«»l>«<
from having tartar to twiiig a Tartar This state furnishes half the output of
■ '«rra II SI th»f
<>««• II III ’ «-1 I- ■»««
..r an, >».» tt.»l II a I» UlCUTI. b»u 1 lui lui
is not such a long journey. Ami «hen the country in soft coal.
ot
».«
A !<!»■•■
T > I 111.MT A CO.. Ti»l»do, O you »tart you "ctiaa" that tooth at
General Chaffee svys he knew »here
S.-1-1 by .trugsisAA, ;
every jump. "An ounce of prevention |H0,000,000 of trvasnre »as hidden in
11» •>»«»’■
• » s Iba I
ia worth a pound of cure,*' and for the the Forbidden city of Pekin «hen he
prevention or cure of the trouble take was in charge of tie American tcropa
Sot llood lor Ant thing.
(■holly D<>« t««r. I want somethlg for the »ale journey to IT uw Bros, dential», in Chin», but
I’re-i'lent McKinley
Tough On Hm
hailing Bl'lg , Portland, Oro , who wonhl not all««« him to seise it.
my h.a.1
V How,
I hate the j-ainie»« method of fixing your
Mira Rtronr I* eicr«*dlniir man u
Gruffly My
Seventeen di rk« in the pension office
iin«*. Isn't the*
remar wed Mia* A* «ouhin t lake It tor a girl
J u J g>-
troth, «l.o «ill save yon many a »leep-
rops
have Iron reduce«! in salary.
iso's ---------
Cura —
for -------
Con­ lesa night, ami halp you enjoy life by
i’.>r f ot» year's
------
remarked sum pl Ion has eurel « oughs and ooida. At »Rowing you how tn care for the troth,
Mott atwoclouaijr to
Several Chinese provim-ee are no»
youna Mr hiaay w th iM*me heal
druK«i»is- Prta« —i roui».
list busy aud gn n- w. The ex|«n»e of entirely in the control of the r< bsda.
» • tp«»r
You
to »fM-ak from
caring properly for the leith no« la
Insanity In Be Hin
lrn< c
A fierce storm on the isthmus result»
Tb<-re ar* 300 new caa. * of Insanity eery moderate, and there ia no pain el in the «lesttuclion of «ev« ral stupe.
Rhe rot into (he rie
"Yaaa I do
whatever.
Evoa
an
entire
rot
of
new
A new aavliiin
vatah with me In the Hkya< rape build In Berlin ewery year
The deinari'l 'at an increase in pm
In* one <lar and when *hr aaw me ahe la under tonal ruction and the Tage­ ta«le troth ite» not cost much, and the
blatt *ay* two mure ought to bv begun com fort ia great.
rfrl ! « r mtniv
wemoicd her hat
by the Ranta t'e engineers ami fl remen
ÂtéfetaUe PrcparaUonfor An
hr|<| it in her hand until I got i
at once
has Iron granted.
simil.il ini liklucdandlletfufci
Probably True,
Ung flic bUioacta ata! lkmvn c<
President Riarovelt strongly ail vi at*«
His­ A scientist aaya that. In pro
po rtlon to the alte of Ila body, the mo Ctah not to elect a Mormon ajs«stle for
■quito has a better developed brain Cnitel States senator.
than the average man
Fire partially dea'royeii the Cleve­
Ols- Writ, I don't doubt It
Even
PromtH's DitjeslionJChrerful
at Its preio nt wise, the mosquito Is land,Ohio, Y. M. C. A. budding. Tlia
fms and Urn ('oatalns neniar
almost aa big a bore an some men I lows «ill reach 1100,000.
( Raion.Morphine ik’r Munirai
know.- Chk ago News.
The bill appropriating 1X10,000 for
SAI MON.
Ersrytaaiy iu til«» Nortbwwstartl
■late» knowa «list g -»l saln ^i I», Inil
«• ijon’t baliev« Joa kn««w jnsl how
mnch l«t'»r on«i brsnd can I* tban
anothsr <ti>»ll yon Lava irlnl H a Mono-
pol«
MoncfKils salmón i» tb« v<-ry
fltiost rr«l t'olunib » Rlvar fisb canoad
in a clcsnly i»»i>n<-r.
Th» »a!mon I as
a fino Üator «».«I niaiu>» a tino a«l«htton
tu a inca.
k «linon I» well known to
»ory nutritions arti. I» of ilici.
Gat M i.« i- Is saliio.n from v> nr gr«ror
wa.lhanis A Kcir III- « i-a. krrs
rortlau.l, ore
fbe NMfcdar« M Ihi« t*af.*f w..l
girateti to
«para ti.ai ihrta «• al j «*»1 one <3rra«lc ! d*«4UMF
that «e ec*r* h« barn abbi lo cure m ali li*
»«*• • »4 ’hai iffcatar: .
atarrb Cure
■
• .
•
ira
< avarrh beine a ron«HluH<vnal «ha
«•••e. r«"|uirew a ron«utuiional treatment
II* •<* «rrh< r* • latra interna », • line
il, - » t ' •<» Ih» 1 <*>1 a lt» • Uff »Uf •
tri thè •|»!rtn therebj d«-*irrt*ing ih* b -nd*
!h«n of «ha «1 **••*. and gitine thè lafrtii
*4
9oo D
,
Seeping
Their Only Hope.
•*! believe.” aald Mr*. Oldun. «harp
ly, "that there ahould be a law against
bachelors."
"Nonsense'” eirlalmrd
Peppery;
“why, (he only hope of aome women
are the bachelors, for th** widowers
are
too
particular."—Philadelphia
It ecord.
A thin, vapory smoke, lazily asrrnditig
f:. I >' ■> • »
I 1 ■ I -• I. c . •.. ■. V
'le - ,ii
of life in the sleeping volcano, but within
ia racing rea of hie. inoltm f<- k and sul
c »1.0 in «ke their
burnus gases.
. mea ia the ¡ -.ueful vijlejs !«e!_->v know
Exactly Aliks.
4**^ >
the danger and. though irequenliy warned
First lioolar (shivering on bleach
by the rumblings an«l quaking», thrve
erles i Why la a football * fan’’ like
one of the palm leaf varieties’
sign« of impending eruption go unheeded.
It
never
Second Rooter—'Cause
They are living in fancied seiunly when the giant awakes with deafening
roan and they are lost beneath »downpour of heated ru k an.! sc aiding ashes. shuts up •New York Tlmea.
Thousands of blood ¡anaon auflerers are living upon a sleeping volcano
About So.
sndarc taking «
¡er.ite chan« es. f r under the klct.ury and 1'. lash treat-
Greene Mias Wilier has brought
I
ment the external »vinptutul if the
Bowlins Oraan, Xv
suit against Rifkin
for breach of
di • i e <hv»p|»€Ar, ani the deluded
March C«. 1003.
promise, naming her damages at |5«>.
<V-ntl»in»n For over four yaara I 000"
v.itnn ia happy in t!»e belief of a
■ uffsrad <r»atly from a »»v»r« r.»<
complete cure, but the fi tre of onta
Gray—Funny about women, If bn
of eontasloua blood poiaon. 1 sr»nt
g urn have only t»cen am<>therêd in the
had married her ahe would by thia
to Hot Serinas, staring thar« foar
Bvwtein, an ! a*» s n a* these tu.n
time perhaps, be telling him that he
months at a big oap«na«. I than eon- Is absolutely worthless.
era!* are left ofl will biaxe up again
su.t»4 physicians who proscribed
Oecaaion»il aeree break out in the
Mercury Nothing .1:4 a any sood
The Differ« tea.
mouth, a red tanh appear* on the laxly,
In fact, th» troatmont provvd
"The Idea of calling a flaak of whls
and tb.<r»e warning aymptotne, if n t
harmful than Laneficlal. 1 m»ntloa«d
mr case to a triand
ho 1-: I a that key a 'life pre-aerver’"
bee»!« 1. arc a< n followed by fearful
"What's the matter with that?"
R B. B had c»rl».nly eurod him. 1st
aorea. copper colored
eruption* eoree.
"Well usually It's the cork In It
one« commsn.od Ila «■«. axd la sis
Bplot* hen, swollen glands, late of hair
oaths conld find no trace of the dla- ■hat make« the life preserver eSect
an I < thcr a; kenmg
rapt* tn*
re but your flaak'a no good until you
h»rever. Thla was about twa
Mer« ’try an I F da h n t only fail
v«ara ago. X continued H n B. for take the cork out."
to c‘.-c bi- - 1 p
n. ! • t eause Mer
as-:.» time to make au re of a y«ornia-
enfiai Rheumatism, neefoaie of the
a»nt cure, end I can truthfully aay I
Self «Sai riffe*.
bone*, ( flenntve ubera ar.d inflaxuma-
entirely well.
’’Why. Jimmie you're smoking one
D. M nANDKRB.
tion <4 tlie «Stoma, h an ! Bowe’*
of papa's clgsrs'”
It curri
The vee ot S. 8. S. it never followed by any bad rvaulta.
■Sure!
I heard ma tell him he’d
We offer ft.ooo.oo for proof kill blmself amokln' ao many, so I'm
without the tbghtcat injury to the SV stem.
that it contains a mineral of any de- trytn' to «ave his life."—New York
■crrption. S. S. S. it on antidote for Journal.
contagious bloo«l ¡«oison. and the only
Stock Stories.
r-vli ai an i fwtiuan« nt cure km wn.
It
He waa very quiet during the first
destroys every atom of the virus and puri­
fies and strengthens the blood and builds course and everyone forgot that he
was there.
Aa dessert waa
being
up the general health.
served, however, the host told a story.
Wc will mail frro our special book on Contagióos Blood Toiaon. which
When he ha<! finished and the laugh
gives all the aympt «nía < f the <!i»c -e with full direc t ns for I rue tivat-
Ing had ceased, the little ■on ax
Mcdical advice is furnished bv our physicians with -nt charge.
aieu'.
claimed delightedly. "Now, papa, tell
rue swirr sPLOino co.,
ajlamia , oa .
| the other one."—Harper's
ligtitlioiiM-» for Alaska haa been favor-
ably reported to the senate.
Dr. v«m llollenl«en, German aml«a»-
■a-lor to the l'nite<l States, has asked
for a long leave of abrom-e.
lie «ill
tie suceredeed by Baron ton Slernlwrg
A bliaxanl in Tennessee, Georgia,
North Carolina and along tlie Atlantic
ranst tompumiily ■ii»|»-nde>l r«ilr«a«l
traffic and disarranged telegraph!»- orr-
vica.
Blds for U5.000.0u0 worth of war
■hips opened.
A IM.pcrata Caa-.
Putì Keep away. I haf got the
The doctora ire dnmfounde«!. th« kleptomania
Pomade Vat. vat are you «takln for
druggists aatonlahed and the people
excited and Joyful over the womlerful It?
mein
Putt Kverydlng I can lay
cures and tremendous sales of Ihn
hanta
on —Pennsylvania
Punch
great Remrofy St Ja«oba Oil
Kvrry
I
Bowl.
case of rheumatism •om« of many
years' standing ha« <!**•&
way tn
Jsparose Amita»«».
Thousand* of
thia powerful remedy
A Japan«-
auction la a solemn af­
certificates like the following can be
fair. writ«-» a reporter for the St Paul
furnished aa to Ila value
dlotie
The public does not call out
George H< leyer. publisher of the
their blds but write their names to­
Chilton. Wla. "Volkabote.” US««I Rt gether with the amount they are «Ill­
Jacoba Oil "for almost unbearable
ing to pay. on a slip <»f paper and put
pains In the back, which had ram It In a box
Th«-«« are looked through
pletely prostrated him "
A few ap
ami th« article awarded to the person
plications < ure«l him entirely
«ho baa made the biggest offer.
Mrs Frr,| Kberle Bellaire. O waa
for a long time aeverely
troubled
Even.
with rheumatism
Ht Ja<t’ba Oil tn
"tn time with care, you may
stantly relieved an«l entirely cure«l
cover Twelve dollars." said the f
her,
lonable physician, extending a re
lt*r Dr It Pick, of Rochester N
tlve palm
In time, with care, you
V auffere<1 so Intensely from thru
dia­
malic pains that 'he waa unable to may recover HI." replied the
gruntlel patient, as he grabbed bla
preach
Reveral application« from a
wad and made a breakneck dash for
bottle of 8t. Jacwba OH. "relfgvad
the street
The Moon.
him "
F Ra ider. CleWeland Ohio says
Two applies liofili of St Jacob« Oil
of rr»-«t and long continue-!
i-u re«t
pn'ti In mr foot “
Messrs. C I
Brenders ami Ron
dregglsta. Mvskegon. Mich
write
St. Jacobs Oil has a wonderful sale
We sold eleht bottles at retail ves
terday. This will give you some Idea
THt MJH ms a
of how well It Is till'd In thia »««-tlon ”
ff e V
sian Kaa a history
Mr IxMila Hlnkel. of East I’ooten
»rk
Thia la told m an
Kilt N Y . says
"I call Ht Jacoba
int»rextir»0 book'et
Oil the beat liniment I ever used
which lx your» for
cared me of rheumatism and pall»
ths asking
the back "
A d TOWFJJ CO
Man« he.crr,
Herman
Rittner
•osroM t-iAsa
eisssrs of
It
"I have trle«l St Jacobs Oil. and
All those
wh
WBT WfcATHtB
found It excellent
have purchased It «peak of It aa '«Im
CLOTHING
plv Incomparable '"
Gro G Erflle Palestine. Ill
wn« In b««l auffering from a swollen
arwiffre.
leg. I used St Jacobs Ort,-It* eff> <-t
was wonderful. The following «lay I
attended to mv buaineaa again "
Dr Otto Fula. Reading O writes
"The sale of Rt Jacoba OH la con
sta’«tlv Increasing It la praised by
overytwi'lv. ami never falls to give en
tire satisfaction."
-THU PROOF OP THt: Pt OOINO LIES
II THE BATING.”
■ALL 5!6N5 FAIL IN A DRY TIME
TO 5ICN Of THE FbU NtYfi FAILS
IN A WET TIME
Sad Memori«« 5r««k,
"Remember."
«ai>l
the business
man "that In th'» life you can't get
something for nothing .”
answered the Ken
"Maybe not
tuck Ian. "but Mom*' penpie run rnm*
so close to It In a borse trad* that It
Is mighty discouraging
CANO*
CATHARTIC
CASTORIA
JtT’
For Infant« and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
' IS
JOHN POOLE, l*OWTt.AND, ORE
Iwl •( MarrlbM Mr*<(.
Caa fl** ï » th« l*»t WrvAit'« in
«ndrufine« W indmlllff. I“’«’
an
ral M*
w «î »» . , Mor hiuM*
• ¡MMla!’*
■
K-V
-• ’»• t*'«.rw buyta*
Bears the
•v.
Signature
OKKOOM
♦Mñ AV.
PORTI.AMP
St. Helen s School for Girls.
Aperteci Remedy forConfitipn
lion.Sour Sionvwh iliarrta«'*
Worms .< onvulxaii« levrrish
liras aim ! l.OHHIlf SLEEP
Far Smuts Signolurv of
<Z^?z¿Za..
NEW YOHK
Ait, .iK^uihv» ••Iti
li l)t»At H^. { >1 I NI S
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
Thirty third year ( «>mm«>d|s»ue building*.
M«-1ern equipment Academic and rs>ile<e
pre,•«?•«.>ry rt>ur«M
*p*cial euaraM In
muffir and art lllu»trate«l ra'al«>gue All
•I« |-ar»m*nt* w 111 rv 'i«ru Jan A, la J F.aeter
-
Mis* 1*1 litaoit It Httl FTM, PrlnUra^
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McCAULHY & BURBANK, General Machinists
MI m , Mill atu! Marina work ».♦neral rvfaira frlnilnf Ma> Binary rrp«H*<l and rebuilt
PROMPT ArTI'VnuN TO UVT-«.roW W OtDfM.
Senator Vest makes appeal for ro-
lief of coal famine.
I* ik 4 c Bldg., foot of Morrison Si.
•V.
Pacific Coast
lUecult Co.
GxtlanJ
On.
I*ORII.AM>, ORBOt N
Boers and Britain» banquet tOfffftb*
I
er In the Transvaal.
Senator Hour makes sprach In sup-
port of his trust bill.
Western railroads refuse to grant
sdvance to trainmen.
P. *. o
Major Glenn says General Chaffee
«»rdered the water-cure.
rOMTLAMU HID CU.
Uf»..
As««*.
.•Fï ’
V'
Eld»££CœSEEE£Bf£«Wl£eEtÆffa»?^M9aGK»399KK0XJ *ï æT
Beet sugar men begin fight on I’lill
I ppi ne tariff bill.
> *■ .
It Costs You .Nothing
castori #
Convict In penitentiary makes at-
tax k on guard.
Vnlte,! States demands payment of
Magaxlno. claims by Ran Domingo.
orr
N ot N ahcotic .
Rtrikera In Rarceb aa are again I»«
coming riotous ami using dynamite to
bio« up the railroad track«.
The ratification of tl»e Culau rec if
roclly treaty ia aaouroel by tlie formal
«itbdrawal of op|«osition by the boat
sugar men.
The engim-era on the steamer Ebler,
who «truck when that vessel «•■ in
Portland ia»t October, have had tbeir
lii-eiieaa sus)*i»de>l lor four rmilitha.
¡'resident Roosevelt hss sent to the
ronstc the po an ation of ¡reel A. Ban-
croft to suem»l A. B. Crcasmanaa post­
master at I'ortlaml.
Wsi re I a Year's Ouarasry.
It’s almost Impossible, dear
lease a house for a ehorter term than
one year, nowadays." he said, "so, to
NSUMPTI
protect myself. I must ask you -
Ask me what-" Interrupted
▼
bride-to be.
"To agree not to seek a divorce
Quits Coe.lstvnt
until the evplratkin of the first years
Was MalnchanU -» «uppose you've
lease “—Catholic lltandard.
to
Mr.
beard of my engageuieut
Jenks?
Mias
«aa »nrp-i»--l
You told me ones
th
».o, «
.tnl marry b.u» for a
million dollars.
Mias Malnchanta I know. dear, but
I discovered later that be bad ISO
Wsskls t hay
millions.
"You say you saw my Willie half
A Ltltls MtsMmtsrstandlwg.
asked Milites mother
Young
Molbar—YVbal
wilt you
"Where did he ■ay he was going ’’’
llttla
"He didn't say, ma am.” replied «barg« for a photograph of our
boy ?
Tommy Stout.
Photographer—Three dollar«, ma<1-
“Didi nt he tell you I bad sent him
on an errand to tb« corner grocery *" -tn but it will bo considerably cheap-
for a dosen.
-o. ye», ma'am, but he didn't aay •r Y'oung
M'lthor—A dosen'
Oh. no.
«here he waa going."
wo can't wait fo long' -IJppInc-oil's.
I «gaily Sals.
"Kphem. a'Foae de gnod la»>l
**l think." »aid the flrat bualnoaa
should come doun an’ look Inter yer
rye an' »ay Kphem. what had you man. I II co h<mir to hm« h today. A
done wld ell dose chicken« dat yer n*w rook arrived at our houa« juat
after br«»ak fa at and ahr h»a th« rvp*
hah stole ’• What would y-r say*"
"Parson. I mought say dat my old utatlon of bring a good one."
’ Why not wait for your usual all
'noman rooked 'em but you knows dat
a man ain't bound to testify again hit •'clock dinner ?"
She tua y tu« (one by that time
wife"
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