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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 9, 1903)
A Ph«»actl< S mlUrtty "Bo you ar* going to take your Blrabip and go home’ *1 am ** aoaw*rvd the aervaaut * Simply brrauae funds are forthcoming* " -prwcie-ly You hare In your own language. If I r*m*mU*r It corrertly. a proverb which nnya. Money mak*« the air blow.’*- Washington Htar BACKACHE will r.ti l Mr* A'lnHnw'a Bot t‘ big Myrdp tl>e boat remedy k> ua* tot Uxi» MhUurvi* dunuf tto« u«U>ing portvd. lla<ku<-|ir I. u forerunner nt id A PtebUn Taint. No. her father made her break the rn gag «rue til “What wan the trouble?*’ The »Id man dliMovcrwl that one of the young fellow a ancestor« hai twen a atom waiter io a rolling mill, Plain or ««imethlng ' Clow land l>ealer If yon <l«»n't mind hearing about a good thing mor« Iban «»me. we ■ ant to teil y’Hl that the fHO*t dell« UHI» «anne*l ponchee ami [»ai» ami »traeber» i«« and ot. er frulla «re «a <*l Moti» ¡-»’e |! y<«u a«k u» «hai M<>m*|-da m«an» weTI leit you “Mo iOpole mean» the beai,” and B d« ea Many of our ¡rienda tell ti» the name thing Get M -nnpoi« Mrtdki Iran poof <’e*;»»r. Wadhsw l’- ktrr Ih-’» , 1« kera, Portia d, Ote. Sparkling Stones. Hustmnd I don't b< llevr you heard a word of the sermon today. You were bMiking th<» wholo tlmr at the diamonds that woman In front of us wore Wife Well there are sermons In atones, you know Pu< k . I,Ike a king. Porua ihr IhfPan prince, had Ju»t br* n tak? a ¡ji-.-iuj *h«n ALvanBr MAkrd him how he ripe<*t<Ml to be treated. I,ih«- a klUff‘ ’ replied th«' cautern warrior Pica»« .1 by th«* rnanlln«*«» of the an •wer. Aleiand«*r Immediately made him janitor of the Flatiron apartment houa* and the two potetitat«'» atü« k »0 cloaely to bumin««« an to be dubbed poroua plawter * New York Sun. <»nr of tlir most «-oitiiiion aymp* loinn of kidney trouble mid w-onili displiv «-ni« nt. READ MISS BOLLMAN’S EXPERIENCE. ** .-.»me lime •<>> I was In • very <vrai< con'!ili<,n. my work mx!*- urrvoua and luy fou a Sahrd flltfhlfullv all tbr lime, ami 1 had lerril-ie head- ar bra •• M u.oth* r k t a 1« i' f I ol la K. 1'iokliuin’a V tislile < <>tu- |M>und for mr and it s.-r>urd u> st utaor and I , 1 not irrt so lirvd aa l^f.-er I .* nurd I-» i..r it, and It bron.-ut health and strrnfth to tue, and I want to thank you fur tha -—....it • ’ , ■ ^'I4««v. 14 lol M A tta.. s Ara., Neer York lit, 4 <x* r.*r. *• *r S1MW irTlv* *V *r*w ,.*^v Sr a t.vdla I-. I’loklimn"« V ■ tfi-tabl« Compound cure» I h -« iiiis <- It in tin- uri-itlrst known mnrdy for kldnry and womb troubles. >*t«-rjr woinan wins ia piivvlrtl alMint lirr ronditloii atii.ilhl w rlto t«, .Mrs. 1‘lnkhmii al l.jiiii, Yl.isa« and t«-ll b«-r a<’ YOU’LL BE SOPPY WHEN IT PAINS IF YOU DON'T HAVE / TMf CENUINB r /// / /z\\ OILED CLOrtilNG KEEP YOU DRY. MADE DI roa WET i. OW WORK kA A<* AMD SOLD BY ALL ITELI ABLB OCA LE fifi AN» »AfCJU» bY OVK «JA»ANTUL a A al TOWER CO.. BOSTON. MAbS. 20 MILLION BOTTLES SOLD EVLRY Work for Women. In the pa< king and < snnlng factor- a women have largely taken the places of m« n. and If trade ln< r<-a«<-s aa II has done In the last two or three years thousands more will find e.m ploymcnt there. Their labor la light being what ia ternu-d kit-fo-n work ’ which consists of < uttlng dried beef, stuffing sausages, packing tins, etc. T6AD< MARK. now ■» fillit W« offer (»a» Hundred bulla?« Reward fur any e<an ot < st'-arrh that ©an x;<M b«cur»d by HaUS » auvrrh I tr F J t II1NKT AC© . Pn-p» .Toledo O W a the undv-tBlyne«!. Lavr tnuwBF J < brney forth va«t V-vrag», and beilrv« him p» rfc- t y b< n r*i. e »1 in* Irat--v«.-t>-- hb a 1 fin • * ; I >»!.•»’« I y th. it trtn. ? wm iv the •baenca of pata, and mil- V« hem mad« h»iT’1 -<* bH*g cw*d by Sv J*.ra»Ci CM A ftSM. a ■ scAU SPRAINS r RUISFS and »n r«-«• 1« w*Kh an «.llrrrel • • ■ v ‘ - t* »; ' ' Il nevrf f« * t • * W ►*.«!*-- cUrr4 IncviFBfr '* »I b»!* « h- *4••«♦*■•» Ihre*»* aw «y u »i* « • ■ ►-«•« b< c <v^»4 »ner uM-sg St J«v •» Oil L»i-e ? *1 Ml •*•««« u ■ Kb esa « I’f .» »1» T rdo, Whole-*!« L gi •••, Toledo O. I Cat« I fiirretly ou the’ I a?«*! t< e< • •!?!•»*• of Lbe •1 rl r ■ ‘ • l b all tr«»«« «'-• TcOU »'.'»n free, M«J. • Family PH • are ibe t-cst. CONQUERS Ural Summer Otri. n ;1 I I I CANOV CATHARTIC Canada Coniumn Mwh Tea. Canada, with ita & ,000.006 Inhabi tant«. <<>n»um«» as mu« h In Ila lt-a aa down the United States, with a popu lation llfleen times aa great; each uard last year 1.07S.000 pounds. Coughing I wat giren up to dig with quick consumption. I then began to use Aytr'fi Cherry Pectoral. I improved at once, and am now in perfect health.” Chas. E. Hart man, Gibbstown, N.Y. It's too risky, playing with your cough. The first thing you know it w ill be down deep in your lungs and the play will be over. Bc- gin early with Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. Three *i»M •• Ik . Mr.» II All « 7V» ,*w* INSUMPTION V ’T *'■ gpprofwteU. A New York « hur»h will group all Its various act I vitlm In one big sky terwper There see tn s t«> be some thing appropriate In rhur« hes r*w*fi Ing to skys taper* l*hiiad«dphia I »edger Record (Htertary. PROMINENT PHYSICIANS USE AND ENDORSE PE-RU-NA loors RECORO OF PROSPERITY ANJ DISASTER For enugl-v and rolda thvre ia no better mads Ins than Pis • a Cure for Cowauuip- A'rtie Ü rents. Australia s blgg«*st offertory was tak<*n up at th<* consecration of the lUahop of (’srixntarla in Hydfiey ca thrdral II \ mted !«• L * bud la perhaps the largrat on record. RESUME OF THE YEAR Say. old man. what ia a summer girl?" "A summer girl la a rack to stretch vblrt waists on. Inside Is a receptacle for lolmti-r salad and Ice cream, while outside la au attachment for diamond rings “—Ufe Spunlsh itallway Svhvdul«.. Hpatilah trains ao •eldoni Ivava ata Ilona on time that the tlnmtable« In tn any rax-« mvrrly Indicate the hour of di-partun- »ay. el<ht an<l mUiu to«"- that 1« an ln<1<-tlnlte number of minutes after eigbt ............ .............. —— Th .ugb ni.el of the rivlhaed world lie* Mi|oyed a eontlouanrw of the reign >f wm tuai pruepenty nhuk Regna lo Utili. It to undeniable that the year U*U Uav made a woful reeovd in the way of die aatee aod dentrwrtloO of human life The rruptkm of Mont l’eleo. Martunqne. May A. may be given pre emineute •• Ike tn>iot diaaelmua occurrence of aevrval 4« cad*«, and Ita dowtrvctive work wav Buppirri»«i*trd b, many r««tly euortagtr * li .ua. eapr« isiiy during th« asrly OHWitha of the year, and a uuuibcr of deadly es pioaifscia Many noted per«*»na have paaeed '.nt<> the tseynod ainrw Jan. 1. ItR-lJ. SWHM them being < «ctl H!»«*l<*«, !l*< T Iksth »tt Taknagv, Geo Wad* llsmpt«m Frank It Rtiirhtna. J Kterimg Mutt*«. * • Kmttb ItuaMll. Hr*t Itarte. Rear Admiral Wi.liani T Mam(«eon. >A>rd Pauncefote. I * ar I I.» Juatlce II rare Gray. Mane HeurWtt* <7u«-vn of lUlgium Kmiie 7xda. Khsabeth Cady Ktantvjci. Herr Kmpp. Tbvmaa l< lt«*«4 and Mrs. I H Grant. 1 Thoma» F«’r«4a P« ma elerted Presi fiert <f « «ha Preai «iene »II b -da VrlHiant re-«pilo® 2. i’»a«*ug*r »teamer W»II« Wall» »unk off < ape Mvodorino by onkoown bork. I? Uve» iAo< 3 Uthe ll-> «e ball oo w *aa»<’B of Miai A e R<- eevelt » del ut Mnevrra a»«« la maria« evlllaloa 4 off Jkvrtr-i P-*rt ugal < « “ g?«-*« rr«««e • • -'.ra f Be ve titeen í .» i . billed by rav« la In gstdb at 5 eg «i nee Mich ■ Twnael at«id*a( to s*w York Owl ral tralo tn New i<»»k • Itr <~*u*e« 13 deaths nrr . f I ,«r Id Aveno» Truel and Ü. _ l al ___ w_ « •» < f « >v».» -I Mavlug« hevea k»et la Are In lluffale. li u. — Uvee :: N Y. 14 R*' t»«l fallare of <leurge II Pbllltp« f4<( t ’ » r,| tbe • hi «g ra hi « • r . -e || J II i • i h • r e Arthur P G-nnau fr Marjland and J B M ‘ renry Doso Kentucky. Ifi A H < ummlne htauguratrd Gorern er «f !• l-«rtbuuahe Bilia p«e>pi« at < bBpanelng'», Melico. la i»retb of *1r EMIa Aabmead Bart Irti. Fngilab pulltlc-al leader. CJ I ;r l i.! >• oolapae In ¡Mtrult’B buairtr«« center 30 t olnmblan ln«urgent» wln Natile 1« Panama barbor , iM-atb of Camilla t re», violiniate 24 I rvaty eedlng !>ant«h Wrat Indir» tn t i.i'.tl Diate» • w ol l»ii«t rapi «i n klH» 29 minerà at L- «t » rn«k« I owb '¿A Fra- e pr«»p■ «a.a made to England In llorta' bebaif l»j H<>ilau«1 . • h-n live» loet lu kirmenl h >uw fire In Boat od . FF.HHIAMT 1 !»n«t etp! »I t* la Hon«lo. Metlro, «blue». WT men die. I. '••’«•«« fire In Waterbury. Conn Gale < n Atlantic rua»t d1»*« cunaiderable <Li m age 4 Keeley llqti r cure plant at Dwight. IB, burn« Kli firemen hilled by failing waba In Mt Lot!« V fH>«v« «•• fire In Palerwon, N J Rm« r fir«-» !n Jrr»»v < ity. Hr - Hin and < ht> g I rv. Ivr» lo«t la lodging b <>»r fire In Mt l»ul« j«j Twelve manufacturing plant» burned at Springfield. O. Heath f Marqul» -f Buffer!«. IT. 11 p itara ear tai h’«l;MI<;n bill. Ml«« _______ Ellen «tone » r«ne*ru paid lu IM,___ Hulgarlan brigand» 19 “ - - - - Rooeevelf • decíalos on Preeldent lb hiey «PP«-»! g’ten out He* ul ut lunar y riots In Barratene. 20. lipa la. *3. • nd list lieg! merit Artnory In New York burned |l.«■«».• I« mm ami .NO ilvr« destroyed ________ B< i ' Hl lIBman an«t M< Lauren of ib-utb Carolina fig"!« In M»natr .3 Mt»» Eilea Rloue released by Itul garian baudita ’.4 I'll'. I| | ir bill pa««ed by Renata M< hln.ry tueuo tial aervhr» In ’ «-o grv-Ms F urtren miner» hilled by »nowalld« at telluride, Col. M IIP II 2 4 Prltv* llror.i <»f PruMla viali» (’bl r«g<» an<1 >>tbrf hotrrn rhlr« t Ur » n M<>utb«*rn Pto’lflr railway In I'*?- IS I • > -I a«4 fit) Injured . . Gm Methuen captured by l»-»er« |o hr- retary « f Trea»ugjr l.«>ng realgnn. W L. Mt-vdy of Maaaa<'hu»«tta appointed hl« awrceaa«>r. 12 l>*ath f P 'rmer Governor John P- Aitgeld ' f Illln -lB Pa< ket overturned In MI ba , «»I i pl Hiver and ZJ ¡►er*.»« drowned .. lUx-r« reira«« Gen Mrtbueu 13 Htrlke • f It. «i n feamater« end« Irt Rcv«rr büisard «»ver < anadian North l rn d ka t uru. with large ve« •<«> au>1 Ikea llatht-viic and Krein rontlct frauda at Havana laaurd for niCMlloi of Cuba Uh -1.« 0 .* -d rl ,|u 4a tuag« M iud rip. ali.n at iMjrtoft, Tena . kill« AI*HIL f Ft* • 1‘ i in EagHkh 1. • |1 <■« <«, flrr at Atlanti City, N J 4. M«c*y per«oni “ ]-<r* t a SI . I an<1 |t,|-|.r<î t.» falUbf <? « i .-. jb ? « ml J af Ulaegwt». SrutUng 11 ikvF-r« a- ? j »I t fd-rn»« liegih fero*« uf f prar« peate . ¡ampio*. 12 l»»aib t B.» I I»« Wltt Talm«f I» H^ waluii M)n!*trr t tbc Intrrt r kl Mii»la<uit>«?, «lait* by »tti-l^ni 1» llouaa ¡ cabb . • ( ut.au Perlprorltv blU .. (irrat tx-r«n alraruablp ilnr* tuergrU «Mat « itra I.-at In I uro!:>g <.f »tramer ( Itjr f rittaburf n <>bh» kiv»r . ,>ruük H Rt’.v'kton. «trtahat, 41m ja Beverv •ittdatl>r»u ta Mlae»>ur1 Val* Dr. Auguet Koenig’« llamleirg Drops, ;-T l»ea!h nf at Kr. rrtary ot Agrlt ullare as a blood purifier, strength and health J Htriilng M«»rtr»n rwatorer. amt a aj>e< iflc for all ataxuarb, a. iMratk »! * I Amltb II aa<l|. liter and kidney troubles, lead» all MAY. other similar medicines In ita won.ler 1 Tomado destroyed over livra Wm. II ful »ales and msrveloua mnSdetxw of ar*nd I»» -a. ftrltieh India M - -dr !-*• I k - mra ¡i • • Re- Me- tvfarr r.* * f Nary the |«ople, e»|*<Tally our vast tierman 4 I »rath of PvMtpr Palmer ».f <‘bl<ago &. iMalh *f Ar<t*!l«i*p corrlgat* ilret population it ia not a new and no- llarte dlr» in Isondoa tried product, but an made and told « I Ma t b vt krer Admiral William T. Bampaon. more than anty year* ag >. « T<»wa of Rt rierrr, Martlnlqu», 4* •tr » rd b - • » Men'* Bessons for Marrying. autb-r. . alata U- bj Ir-tUcr. Malcutui Furd. Postal carda having been sent out to • b<» the.i kfil» hlm«rlf w lirtka ordrrrd la aalkrarlt» mal rw ' married men with the inquiry. "Why fton. did you marry?’’ a large number of r* 11 l»earb ot ¡Jeutrnaat Goraraor Rt a« piles came to hand, from which the • f VA !» nain 12 Maria < hrlaftna rratgna refenrjr of , following are •elected Rpain îweufjfi»» pe-r«K>ua 4111*4 by <41 "That’s what I have been trying for «tp <>«f'>n Drar IMttaburg 1 T A f ’ • X 111 r f r4 » ! • g f £ pa f n eleven years to find out.’’- X. B ll'frrl• a .« «!<-» aatatr»! Irtas gulf "Married to get even with her moth reniât. bloltlRg 001 to«a of Gotlail er, but never have W." lu I Bpl «i u ln «”4l min» at (*u«i ('reefc. "Ilncauae Baiah told me that five Tri»a . bille IM ruinera. other young men had proposed to • bort an<l Hw»»l. her -C." Mabel Ikj you think a girl »houhl "The father thought right year«’Í answer a young maui prup*»nal by courtin' was almost long enough •’Please don't stir me up—J“ letter? "Uecauae I thought she W«B one Toni Not one letter, but three. among a thousand, now I sometimes Mabel Three letters? think she la a thousand among one. Tom Certainly! Yc-a. - It" True M«i*|*lneas. “llecauae ! did not have the etperl- <-nce I have now - ■O* _ Mr». Nvitdoor l viippiM» your "That’a the same question my ilaugliti-r ia iutpplly marrt.-d? friends ask me —c II " Mra Naggabj Intinti she la. Why. "Beeausc I had more money than I her liti»lMUHl’a actually afraid to upen knew what to do with, Now I hare more to do than I have money with.—» Ida mouth tu her preat-nc*. 1« D." H«a»tly. “I wanted a companion of the opno A What a beautiful parlo? site aex. P. 8.—She la still opposite. —A." '•Because It la Just my luck.— P. J.’ 7. T«*. but It would not tie so "I yearned for company We now were It not for that band have It all the time.—Karl." ■kin. "Have evhauated all the figures In A Ah, I See, the fo-suty la sklu the arithmetic to figure out an answer to your question; between multiplies tlon and division. In the family, am! In the cioaral Anal?« a. distraction. In addition, the answer Arthur lbw would >uu d«*fi»ir la bard to arrive at. — Old Man - frirndwhlp? "I married to get the beat wife In ICdlffMr ~Well, nowaday«. Mendablp the world.—Simon." "lleiauae I asked her if «he’d hare !• the pa timer prdtpl«* hate with t>rh me. She said the would, Hbe • got other'» fa da me. —Blbina. nwa 3 Te«meter«' «<rtb« «a»«*« rtets la «lit r«<o !>*«!« «f Kev l>r. J. 11 Itarrvaa at Oberila. <» a Mrtb« nota la CWO« « Te»n «tm acribr in < hi - A «ir«*« r«r rtwta la Fro*ui 1 Tornado a»4 •-lo«4barata braaba Kaaeaa, llllaolA. iki- < - • «t Lab« a Aaaltarlum bara«, io !•««« beta» l«w< H> T«-rnad > ran«*« 4aa»«g* and dvatb la ¡1. •!«« atti Minar* | U I r re ideai «rada ta i»«gre*e ap*<tal mreaag* «a « ahaa re<1ar»*««>. F» «enaf« p««a«a Panama «•«aal bill...» tweia t kisg AIlwH - t S.v 4 ¿1 Mvrik »In« Aissrv«» la «^1 re«« ì'-si Marassi sf Jsff»r»»»e. Irvi. kl"-l bf Salt •!<■•« ■•••. >• tb»e •lata b» wb . yi •••> •*» *• I «rtlaak. ”-» Si Jas.s» libisi «4iai-s<a al t*sll»s. gewar» VII »ubwiHs t» cpvr« ib>s f»r y»rli*»*ilit>*....fvtwullc» <• l*-«i eed •o lUwa* *r B«B«y of T«i»» make» «h» leal Btta b •• »«uatoe Beveridge a «a I d Reaat*. "jt’l.l. L A4; rr. ¡real • f ‘ v ?.gte«« a prm*dm< l»««wa pm<« b «4 ama*»« ¡«i*.»tl«»a f* r I'M ippluee R to Iwl t.Tr ti»i* •» v1 ín»Cv«y Wfwcb near GinveravU»«, Ñ. Y , .1 p.1». n. iK B*~w*arb«< I« Vhlrwg» B4«»-hyaedB b a«L«*w —— bet med ? Bis« otras« freight hsa4i»rs strths S Siorma a»«l • -*1« la I mws and ib« Wset }<) rtpl*v«i*v« la mtae al J hr.stowa la. * • 11 1 rd «a «• ¡ry reslf-»s se premier • r Knglaaó survweded by Mr Arthur Half "í. 11 Ueatb of Ar»b tsh-ip techan <*f Clü rag-» ii Slr Uanf < brng api*»tnted Chlm-s» Mlnister tu t slted States t« •• »<4 Mr Wu 14 Klpres« || nesr M«r«hsll s I • »4 deafmyt 1C mera-do 15 Cyrlutm TboaspaiiMi S I». and a»4 llornp. li«r«?n Mfon 1« Fnd of freight ___ „ bsndl 1 Jlrra' atrlk» In Chl.ag. Fifty kllied In rwina eipb al« n Ifab «ir ne ral Jacob II. at l’arfc City Smltb retí ____ red . « lib rrusurr >n Murder ut Minale Mltcbell la < M TT Eartbj-.abe In Raut« B.riara • .» U. I al. Al Gt’BT. train rubbed neir a Burl!ftglmi _ ripresa _________ Mavaaaa. Ill A. Trata wrerfc near Collina, Iowa, ki • 121 people amt Injun ■ » y « fiiuatl >n <>f King Edward » f had Ikxlj f Mr« I d Chicago 10. Ikntb ' ’ f * 1G-r-.st.ir “ \L Ml '.an „f Ml. hl Hevrn p*ts«na burned gratti la g»« tire at Man Angel». Teta« bel el 1« Cubaran. Meuten, swept hy tidal | jh .««<» ripresa rvbi*ery st turd wa»a villa. Ky Autumn naval maneuvers begin off JO MunaarbuerUa roe»! of rimerai Frana R|gH » l»«wth * It. President Itouervelt on trip through Sew England F-irthquakra In Ea»t Turheatan kill 1,4««» t«er*>na. .«. iMath «>f ei Governor George ll.>a<! let «>f »ihlo fr- Eruption f Mont |’e • e d«»'r *jl Morue R <igr. with 2”' ihr» ‘at*» • WAV r.: . i: i « <• Seeds CD. CHAMBERLIN. MD It Costs you Nothing OF WASHINGTON.D C. C. B- Cl»amt<riin, M. D., writ«« Irnm I Hb ami P Sta., WaahingUm, !>., C-: “ Man,v cases hair come under my obyermtlon, * here Perun* has benefited and cured. Therefore, I cheerfully recommend it for catarrh and a general tonic.99^C. H. Ctf 4 M tit M. I). M*d>c«i F ••«•!»•«• r I ■ Tree»ery. runa rUI curo roa.”—!>r. t.lewollyti Jordan. <i«*o. C llarwner, M I*., of Anacua tía. !>. C., wilt«-« The Fvruna Medicine t’o., Columbus, Ohio tirntlensu—"In my practico I has» had occasion to IrequMitly |riM, rll» your valuable medicino, and have found Its u*e Iwnefii ia), especially in rami of catarrh.”—Georgo C. Havener, M. I’ II y»u do not receive prompt and Mtlsfaciorv results from the u*- ol Peruns, write al < mm lo Dr. Hartman, giving a fall statement ot you» caw. and he will lie plra-ed to give y-«i hie valuable advice gratia. Address Dr. Hartman, President ot the Hartman bamtarium, Columba», Ohio. Dr, Uhwtbllytt Jordan, .M-~Uic«l Fi «miner of F. H Treaeory IW|»ar1 meni, graduate of Columbia Coi.»’ge, and throe years W est at w ho «et vml follow tng to say of Point, ha» Perun« •’Allow • Ipie.a tn» grati* tilde to you for I he benefit derived from your won.ler- tul remedy. < >tie abort m* nth baa brought forth a va.t < Lange and I now o-n.ider my- .•It a well man, and alter montha nt auffering. >'r|. low auffcie-a, I’e- One Barrel Not I nough. Irutr Ciiatomer lxnik here, yon aald thia gun would «hoot. 100 yards. I’ve tried It amt It only carries fifty Isaac Veil, but mine friend, there are twu barrels'—Glasgow Times. i i I Pm ifk Coast Bimuit Co. l-wll««4. Ova IMI. 5hov»eJ Good S«naa. A ¡.«‘Wla’un Me* Infaht. «ak»*d by hin Bundny «• what he should have don* fimi of all If been miraculously cant out whalva belly Ilk* Jonah, m H I d gon«« home and got some clothe« on.“ ' V. , * ? ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills Krlef. Officials found In hla trunk a Ki. .de through Turkey " and <-onfia<-at e<| It. The neat morning the book •«• returned to the German, but with more than a hundred page, torn out The traveler «ent to the renaor'a office to < omplaln of thia inexplicable treat menl of hla book Hut the censor <■» plained to him talth Irresistible logic that an accurate description of Cun stantlnopie could not be suffered. • Ines a knowledge of the locality was •Icnlatml to facilitate an attempt on the sultan's life. A ramlly Jar. Mrs. Tlmtnins John. I must say you are the narrowest minded man I ever saw You have an Idea that nobody Is ever right but yourself. Mr Timmins ¡letter Were you ever willing Diplomacy. anytiody was right who differed from ’ Whether he needs It or not. every you? Mrs. Tlmmlnw- That’s an entirely , r»* should rrv to borrow money so as different thing, and you know It, John to learn who hla friends aren’t, and I a.a<> never to lend - New York Press Timmins. Boston Trans« rlpL rot FOR HJR FOR FOR FOR _____ FOR CARTERS NtAOACHta DiniMtlt. IIUOUlMtt TORPID UVtR. C0N1TIPATI0R. SALLOW IKIR. DiLCOtoPLLXlOR . ,.«.l !.. wr qFcXa ' rwvaly Ta<r<a»la a»..—,t ». O ’. L'L-.<A' CURE RICK HEADACHE. ' w- r THE CHILDREN ENJOY E MH »K 1. (Vagfe«» ««»oieur» fot abort MMt«l >a 4. Kvurtrt’O litre loat ia i fir» in iJnruia It<.tel, th Ira g.» Natal mi laueuver« I» c» ribbean Sea begin & Cleveland • great «ater tunnvl ru® plet rd T In-alb of Thou»«« H Herd In Waahlng ' 1 ■ i Guayaquil. K< uad«»r S Great Sllr dati* at Aaa»uas - |*ne<1 b> German and Lngitah 8»<v* ». g. \ ra eaurlan warship In harbor of I-a Guaira 11. rmideht ‘ asir-, f Veneturla I su.-« appeal to arms < ul»an lievi profit y treaty • a;.rd In II4tana 13 IL1 •■••• Are In «te»-| j an? at Cangi Iktvr. <'hi ■ l‘n<!|«b a , | «.«-ft. a « « ,r Shlpa rrduve def> • •f Puerta tabella. I rnesuela. R Graaf. 14 ¡>eatb ”f Mra ia. It»«» killed by earthquake at Jas Aalatk ltu»»l« ■ Vrneauela a«k« f«r arbitration At tbs Mi it «tre Is. Bone« Yeas, »sh. Ab km prove Noah didn't take rnuf to rat on voyage Tatuilo llowr kin yo* prove it Y IL»n<«w Ih»n’t dr good book say cmly took one llsmi < V Life out of duora and out of the g4mes which they play arid the enjoy ment which tliry receive and the efforts which they make, comes the greater part of that healthful development which ia so essential to their happiness when gr. wn. When a lavative ia needed the remedy whi. 11 ia given t > them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs on »huh it aits, should tie such aa physicians would san, lion, be. ause its component part» are known to tie wh.4es.iin« and the remedy itself free fr .in every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents, well informed, approve and recommend and which the little ones enjoy, because of ita pleasant flavor, ita gentle action and ita beneficial effects, ia Hyrupof Figs and for the same reason it ia the only lasativc which should be used by fathers and mothers. Syrup of Figs ia the only remedy which acta gently, pleasantly and naturally without griping, irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the system effectually, without producing that constipated habit whit h results from the use of the old-time cathartics and modern imitations, and against who h the children should tie so carefully guarded. If you would have them grow to manhood and womanh.axl, strong, healthy and happy, do not give them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature nml, assistant e in the way of a laiative. give them only the aimpl«, pleasant and gentle Hyrupof Figs. Its quality ia due not only to the escellence of the combination of the laiative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and juices, but also to our original methial of manufacture and aa you value the health of the little ones, do not accept any of the substitutes which unscrupulous deal- era sometimes offer to increase their profits. The genuine article may lie bought anywhere of all reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottle. I’lease to remember, the full name of the Company - CAI.IFORNIA F1O SYRUP CO. Appropriate Kspreaeioa. Reginald Mias. Woae, don’t tblnk my Imported Egyptian cigarettes are fine? Mien lt.*ae Yea. they are perfectly killing. tin a ahelf. "Mamma.“ a«h«-d little 3 year old Margie, "du people go to tirateli when they dleT* “Yew. dear, If they are gnml.” repr.c.1 her mother. "Then I gueaa grand|Mi wa«n't any goo<l.~ rejolnnl the little tnlaa. "'Cauce wrheti he died they Juvt put him on a ■helf In a big atone boiiae an I l<« k .l the door "-Chicago New a. t’.raiiilpa Willie, why <I j you study la urli gmmnmr? U illle M«» I when lMNipIr make in ¡stakes. the front of every pack age. In order to get Its tieneficial effects it is al ways necessary to buy the genuine only. ia printed n X f ’ •'K’> jM»”?’. w.iut.M'a mvw nmi-. i*«i«. PAIINUESS DENTISTRY NOVI Min:Il rie r re, Miqi>ri->n. 4«*afroye4 by 1. Rt fire. 4 General elertlon .. Klre w<>rk» riplo> •iott In New York bili« 1»’ |<-ra>-ua au4 lu jure» Ml 10. “ ____ __________ Hre 4or« creai . ftamage od oew _____ Kaat River bridge In New York II Kokand Molincui acquitted In New York 1< Armour a Co.'s | ching plant In Bions City burn» tirsi of 4i _ A Meaty. 19 “ • ulcldv ‘ of * Jauo-. Yooi,¿rr 20 Jsuira Moors evlorv«, iiau<-d by u>»b near Hulllvan. tint Itocfc tslsuil trsln hrl.t up by ttpreaa 21 robber» at 2* I>a»rnport. * * , ‘ * I»»wa i n l H-s th ot K—— G»-rman ’•’J ¡»rath «f trl<',lrl,b 1 rlcdri« U krupp. .her Big ;rc 4 » at a ».. «. U •« , burn» 28 r. r«»mp<R»rr •• P »khlltree M boiler Mplixton In < Me »r ral vr«»r and i Great Labra. V**\’*^v ABOVE «lithe • ?he <j'is ’ ty MONOINH t! » •’i-.s-l > fulls end ksgeialde« '«• « it t tw •aiiBf“’w..l «ith any iking si«« after yvu oues try thaai Ituta yuur RE PTE MH Ell 1 Thirty killed and Ju «ounded In train • rr. k near Iterrj. Ala 3 Prvaideat IL k aevrlt hort In trolley l»r.t!h of at'cbhnt near l*ht«f!rid M«»« Third great Edward kg,'lr«t«>n novellai. eruptl«n «»f M.»ut I’rlrr, ’ MMHlnlque found near I II-dr f Win J llartboUi) I Lowthrr. In« a T. Ilaytlan g«>nboat Crete a Pierrot atiuk by Gertuan gnal*<»At Panther. II Hat»lr«iil|» UT»<' li«lu aud erularr «’In chinati ordered to Panama. ¡2 Great fire In lh-.<<ii*i«><*t. Tega», nil ite Ida. killing fr.et In N»»rt|»»v eat Mra. Renat..r Mtrnart of Nevada killed In autv niuLBe a< rldent. 1J I»enti» of ei Rupretu« Court Ju»tic« M v < , r -i i T h Peary Ariti«* « vr>«*«!ltlt.n return» JIM. t I 19 Panic In negro Baptist «->>iivriitlon nt Cut t hird and W a«L|n<lou Blrtulnghain. Ala . <-au«« death «>( hi |>er »••il« and Injury <»f Heath of Muri« Henriette, «¡uren of the Hr gUna ifM*r«th>ii for abate»« ■l>»<r«'! < on Preeldent 23 l)p»*ratlon It Miarvrlt Jt • ■ !<-g leg at nt Indi*nap«»!!« Indlanap«» 1« Sett Irra on Public land». Oukle llooks Are llareed. Four hundred |»*r«««na kllle«1 By ry- I M Twenty one million acres of the pub clone and wat*r»|M»ut In Enwtera Wlclllty, A guide hook la g»n«trally r,-Kard,-d United Stales eri* aa harnil’-aa M Kfirond <q<«-rntl'-n on Pfraldeut l(«»-*«*- lie lands of the Not so In Turkey, aa t velt • Irg ìli!«! nave on ct»aat vf Japan. yearly taken up by settlers. German traveler has learned to hit 29. iH-utb ut Etulle 2>»la. <h TGHEIl. 8. Conference • f mal operator» and into* era at White Hou-r In Mn«hlngt >n. 4 iirvat Ole at Aumy, China .•ylvaula nrdrrs I <r \ ■ rt r Ht -nr f I’. Stale Militia to coal field«. 11. Burlington tralu hvid up near Un- coin, N« I. 18. Mtrrrt railway atrtke lu New Orleans enda. 18 Co«! operator» »ah President to end - jfl I'rralflent appoint» com nil «a I on to ar bltratr rue I »trike 31 Authrarlt» worker» vote to accept bitrnti t< .3 Work In autbrmlte coal mln«» re aumed *4 Eartbquskr« fa Italy. •Jfi |»«*ath of Elltabctb Cady Rtanfon ’‘Mitchell'* day lu anthracite r» < V" » •- c