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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 17, 1902)
• * SENATOR MORGAN AS PROPHET. SUFFERED SEVEN YEARS. MEN WHO MINE THE SOFT COAL WITH CATARRHAL DERANGEMENTS OF THE PELVIC ORGANS. HUNDRED3 OF DOLLARS SPENT IN VAIN — PE* RU-NA CURED. (tarirMi nwdiine used in soft cual mines H MAKE-BELIEVE. It I» weil to wander s-.tnetltu«-» In tbe land of Mak«- Belters, Through Ils evrrsmibiig gsrdens. where the heart may res»« to grieve, IVbrr« th« beds are gsy with rvaes and tbe paths are paved with gold. And our Dopes, like soaring songsters, tb.-lr m« r< tirial wing» unfold. la-t U» all l«e little children for a while and make our way Through the »»-et nsd sunny meadow land ,"f Make Believe to-day. Tb. rv'e a Queen within an arbor, where all« rules la high reo.iwu. With s Illy for a «raptev st»! a r.<sr wreath for a crown. A u*l her laws are L.ve and laughter, fur they know not sorrow there Never bate or |>aln -r aioney rulers In her king t.m fair. S-> •• »Ing the songs the children sing and play the games they play A b « wander In the golden laud of Mek. Believe today. St James' Gaaette. •♦♦♦♦♦♦••♦•♦♦♦•♦♦••♦♦♦•a** : : J 1 he Overland I aslbound ♦ : : ••»•*»«»»•»»•*«»»*••»•• ♦♦ «■> rv i H nau • »«» Eulalle. but every- I r—11 . . ail. "I I., r I % a I o' I " ' » J* . c ' • Í »• old Man ' la brun. her father, had startivl Elktoti. He cam« down aa a buntvr mid trapper In tbe old days wheu the territory was as primeval as bls ouu Canadian frontier, but when the wild game waa pretty well bunt«l >>ut and Hie while emigrants and the soldiers coniinenc«l Io conic lie turm-d freighter, aud later, when llie copfier canqi start«»! at Goose Creek, be bias«! a stsgv route thither and found«! th« trnfit'- tlinl made him rich for a fron tiersman Ik hen Mrs la-brun dl<-<l Hottie waa a chubby, big-eyed eld of i and so the Women, who were few, aud the men. who bad never mor« than one tender »hi»' In their make uim In those harviii days, ¡»-tied the child nnd made life very sw«-t and radiant aa »lie grew. Now she waa 3», with tbe eyes of a doe. so lustrous and won derlug. broken skin, ¡»-vllng a little from her oval fare from tbe whipping. sand »¡"altered winds of the plains, tbe form of a stately woman and tbe heart of a yearning child. Khe bad Io n "through school." had taught In It for a term and was esteem«! as tbe most learnvl inhabitant of Elkton "next to l*ar»«>n Davies and Rqolre B« no." and. ¡■erbapa. Profeaaor Swinton, who wag however, a newcomer and therefore yet on ¡iroluitlon. Professor Hwlnton **«topp«T' at U i>ruti's lie was a New Yorker, frank, l»>yish. unaffected, gentle and génér i'll». He laugh' d deprc-atlngly ât tba "prof'-ssor’* Idea, for he was only a "principal" of the three room school, and be had that admirable desire to he call'-«! by hla given name that la strong In all young. Ingi-nnous nature«. His coming had made quite a "differ- i-n<v” with Eulalle. and they had com« along so well In tbelr acquaintance that ati«* now call«! him "Mister Mau rice." and be said "Mhui Eulalle." lie had told her many wondrous things al»iut New York and the work! that I tea Iw-yond and apart from tba aan.l girt allanera of her home*. of tba s¡d«-n- dor and folly, of the pageantry ami the tm-kery. of tba canon like attorta, tbe glories, tba squalor, the romance and th« emptiness of the Ilf» hr had left t<> grow up. aa ha Mid. with tba free Wort. Momrtlnira hr told bar Io»» atertee, of which eh« forgot to ask him, "How <ln yon know?" «nd silent nnd eager eyed, like tbe chib! In tbe nursery at night, she only listened and ho|»i| that hla Irgvmls might never come to an end Rometlmro. when the min had gone, they rob- tbelr ponies away Into the abort grass, i ndl'-aa plateaus, that dip < GNOMES AND DWARFS. SEEN IN A GREAT CITY. mlns uthe that there le vsetly mor» In th« I' has b«-«i lmpr«-sm-d up« the peopl« of tbie country during ae everybody knows. Io divided lut« eubject of real mining than baa «ver cutne to light In tbe b>>>ka of ■si le i -I to tt*e el tent of nearly fear lines "«'ft* sod "bard." otberwla« known as bituminous and anthracite the snibrarlte. „ „ . . An a¡"¡» al to Statiatlrs will el. w that of the coal HIM»-) m ned In th» World, easlmsied ot sbo-nt »■>■ • •> tons, the I nlted Hist»« ¡ r "du. e» nearly isai.tBSI t»u» übst I» tb« -ulpul < >»t yvar> or I >1 tar from r>r third th« total P" l".t t ulli year t-efur» la»l tb« l*nlted Ntatea rank«! »«- nd aa a real ¡.r ~lu.tog country, with Great Britain In it yesr our reuntry forged tu tb« freut with »n egresa cv»r J ibuuy H ■ ............... Last y.ar tb'»a contri.» pr «lured, reepectlvriy. lb. toiled Blate» 2*«. «»»I.isst to. Great Britain 3I<1.'»»"««> tun», and by i. •« t! • Bru are left b.-pelresly behind, fur we are oupv ying tb« • >r..| with c -»l and sending It to th« rery porta f m » •.!> b a »ti -rf time ag John Bull was himself ahq p-i'g It U> I "• g"' i art. M « tbe estimale« for 1801 bove bree rom; ' . . aro tboa» «t )■.». » ... «« tr lire-l a total of abut . f el. f«l s’ H .Vt "»»"»•" i. - « w.-re antbra.lt« a I 211 « sei •»•» t" • * tun. i "». v slued rrspe - tlirly end ete at 1 •• ■ eel a I IZA""»»" •••" H. It arem» that the ftgurae award t4lumluosa coal the palm m»< only for t ’lol produetioei in tone, but fur vein» While the t.mnagr • nthracii* t»’** (u market la fully *») per rent greater than II was ten year» ag». Hie product. ,n of bJumm>ue cttal ha» in« marxl near)/ tourfoid. aud iia ar in j of miner» has kept pa«« «tth It» euortsmM sdrenre Twenty years »go It «aa relimatrd that lb» •»•llltek lonna<r Wtumitvia coal in Penusylrenle exceeded Xt !*»4? Jisl <»»; t-.tie. anj last y .-at K prt- l'i.rvj In vl<Nr»a of hirJA■».*• ■> tons AU th» nh • ■f the Appalachian field. It Is »aid are bituminous, and moot of thr d •trlbntral th* Ntalre in lie rail ft* da. «xlendlog from New Bugiami to California, Io of *■ ‘ *7 west of the eastern frontier of the that rhara« t«*r Th» field la roughly r«h«<*rd •• lyin< linm*«hately App« * hian in* untalt»«. r«tmdln< fr> •« New V rk Nt®te ! » Alabamt. i a distance - of about '.»•* mile«. But this one field 1« hardly a “patrh'* upon what la ktiown fu rklat In tha farther and middle wrat. though It la Jti.ias) «"¡uare miles in ar«a Ain. *•< rtrry Stat* in thr I ri -t> W«t »»f Ma»»a«-bu**tta an«! ».»uth <*t th* gr* t lakes has Ite Immense field. ehi«tiy of Nt umi non» and armi Mt ami no «»a cMal. whirb fumlehea labor for th<»nawnda and ad da materially to Its wraith. Th* aoft <N«al mirrr» ar*, a* a rul*. tu>«r* contented than th* hard <N»al m*f>, ac d Ibi» I» owing not so much to any Most of the original Improv«-turnt In tbelr rnndhkm aa cooipared With the other» but a«»m»wb«»t to ttbidr natl« na.itj I it'itniu'>'>» w»i»“ ra arr* <,.»m»ahm« n. sturdy, hardworking and frugal of Uo yeara tber* haa been an intrusion .f half wild I* dr* Hunt and other Immigrant», ao that roi>dltl«>na ar* »»1 exactly th* tame now a» they used to I m . Many of tbem have neat little flut in the male th* »«»ft coalera ar* well bonaed. w*U dreaaed an I g ■ od d manuere.l. manner« 1 h. era With gar<l*na attached, and aa th«4r rent* ar* k»w. thrtr fuel to be hadalnixst for nothing anil the wear end t*ar <»f thrlr Hotblftg, *«i»eidaHy of their !»•*■•<» and abnea. nothing Io be o'tu|'»o«l with that of the bard coaler, their li« « •**<»ry r»|w-oaea are relatively im>H. It cannot lw denied that «n th* whole aorta! condltluna ar* m »r* than In th* bard. Aa tb*a* di al rl eta ar* oauaUy n»*ar th« agricultural r< plied with ft**d. LAND OI •I »pent hundreds ot doll.-ri with doctors and medicine, qut derl.eJ but kttlc benefit until I began treatment with I’eruna. I kept taking it I r near ly nine months before 1 was compleUdy rurisl, but I kept growing better, grad ually, so that I lelt encouraged to con tinue taking Perrina until my Imalth was n-stoml. I send mv thanks and blearing» to you for I’eruna.’’—Mite Kate Brown. A rw-glecteii cold I» frequently the UM of death. It is m re ..(ten. however, tba caaar • ■m« dirnnlc diw-aa«. Thera is m.t an organ In th« body but what is liable to Iwcom« seriously derange.1 by a neglarte-l rold Dlseam M of tha kidneys, bled ier and digestive organs are all frequently the result of a neglect ml cold. Huudrede of dollars are sjs.nl on d<>< tors and medicines trying to cure Dir» disease«, but until the trn« cause of them is ivered there sill I» rr U.« In uelng tnedtcin«. Dyepepaia nimli. in... diarrhima m«dl- rine and constipation medicine is ol no goal whatever when catarrh Is the cans«. The catarrh must I m treated. The cause boii g removed, lb« derange ment» will doappear. I'.-rniia i-urew catarrh of the dlegeetlve organa, the urinary organs or any of the internal organ». H y r do not derive prompt and sat isfactory resulta from the umi of I’eruna • rite at oace to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your .a», end he «ill I m plraeml to >rn I you hl» valuable ad vice gratis. A Id re-e Dr. Hartman, 1‘realdrnl ol the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, (>. and rise above tbe mesa walls of tbe 1 little town; «.inii-tlmrs tli.y gall<>t>ed through tbe narrow trails of tbe re I muter bills, but always she listened, smiling hnlf sad'y. half raptiy, am! al wnya he told bls qunlnt Jok.-s, fats true tab-s of real falrli-a. and hla rutnsnees i of llie Babyions she rnlgtit n.-v.-r are. One day be got a fat letter from the En»t. and when be had rend It and lnugln-d over It. and held up tbe check which It brought, he ran Into the hall way and cniled for Ml»» Eulnlle. Klic had ridden Into town, her father said. , "to trad.-" Maurice w.-nt to the cor- ml and saddled bin p ny. It wn» Hat urday. bls holiday He galloped gaily down the dusty road »tufting the hot wind and twirling hla quirt like a nutn with good news. Hr met Eulnlle In tlie main »trov-t. just motlnted upon her old white pony, mid wnviil lilt letter nt her. "Aunt \ .m U'rnbin 1» dead. Ml»» Eu Inlle." be said, atupfilng and looking nt her merrily. "That on« that gave the t.-n party to the cats and kittens? But you're sor ry. ain't you. Mr Maurice?" she asked, wondering at bls levity. " 1 . - a ltd n ■ two r> a sous for Rite prvfcrreil tie waa old tieyund eoniputntlou Imi I will say that »1 a- illii le tter by me than I bad a rl gilt to expect See? Hhe has left me Sfiori! I shall have m.*n«y to burn." Ami his eyes looked wistfully up tbe heat aoiurged street, with Its reeking iurmeitn». Ils empty. wo<»k-n sidewalks and It» dreary same ness of fratm-shnuty stores. "Will you wait till I rash this check. Ml»» Eulalle?** lie added; "I'd tike to ride borne with you." Hhe rt«le Into Ibe stinde of the town well and let ii.-r pony drink while lie went to tb«- baok. But when he came back sb« said: "It'a train time. Mr. .Mauries*,** (with a |»>uling little grim- ace); "you know I |..vi- to see tile train go past. Tbe Ovcrlntid sidetracks here, slid I'd like to look at tbe ¡»««"pie. Then you might see aoin«tx»1y you know." He laughed again at her childlike cu rioatty. am) they ¡ mcw ! down tbe str« t toward tbe station. Tbe Overland whist hi! as they rod« into the »¡me« by the depot ami down by tbe side track where the r«l watertauk steam- «1 tn tbe burning sunlight He thought she l<M>ked very is-autlful as they wait ed there, for be waa accustomed to tbe rough buckskin gloves she always wore, and be knew that the grace which made her homespun gown s>-eiu plcturesqm- and appropriate, was none of tbe dressmaker's art The choking sand "We|>t down from tbe rod mesa ami duatod her ebon hair as It flutter ed a I »road In the blistering wind. The little drops of perspiration that started and trlckhs! down her brow n rb«-ks made muddy streaks upon her baud kerchief as she wiped them away. The train, groaning and tn-mldlng aa It alow«! ilown ¡Mat them, brought with It a tornado of dust and pa|»-r that hid from him the sweet month of the girl la-alde him. but wtu-u be l<»»k- <»! up he saw that bla face waa m ar the window of a private car Within lie couhl see tbe w bite aud sliver splen dor of tbe traveling pala>-e In the sconces of the walls were cut flowers and lush vlrn-s trailing between the windows. As the bias of the engine cvn»«l be couhl bear the tinkling mu sic of ■ serotiaih- that be had not bean! slniv he left New York. "lAt'a ride up to tbe forward win dow." Miss KulnBa," be salil "Home l»»ly Is playing tbe piano ’* When they were oppmlte the win dow they could ■>-« a woman «rated at the Instrument, but a« tbelr shad ows fell aero«» tbe light she rose ami came, facing them, aa If to draw tb« sbaih-a Eulalle saw tire Illy «bite a<-M of her face, the great blue eye«. » the yellow hair, the soft light hand that rested on Instaut on the window's sill. She must hnve dreamed the smile. It was so l«-nutlful. aud the voice, bell like aud tender, ns the lady raised the aash. and. beaming like llie morning, said uh. Mnurb-v. 'Maurice, that la you. isn't ItF Eulalle had not turned her rym to li I tn before Kwlutou was down, tluwlK’d. engt-r and treinl ling He held out the < n.t of his bridle to Eulalle aud she took It in.-, hnulenlly. her lips apart, wondering as »he always wondered. The aug.-llc face had vanished front the window, and Maurice had gone Into the car, but Eulailv »at there In the furnace breath of the sun and held ills |>ony. She did not hear the I ik ' o - mcttlve I h -II nor tlie voice from the platform »boutlng "nil aboard." Kite was yet di.anilng But tin* windows »llpl»-.l allklly past her. and presently »he wa« staring after the rushing cars, yet wondering If Mnurtiv would tell her «otne stories alwiut th!« fairy. Ibe first she had ever »e»n from that won derland of hla. Hut though ah» wait rd for an hour lie did not conn» hack, She aekiai the »tallón master If Pio feasor Hwlnton bad left the train So body bad seen hlin since be and a he had lain silting on tbelr poulc-s to get her. •■The next stop east 1» Brussels." said the agent "If he gets off there be'll l«< back on the ulglit local." So she left Ills |».ny at the depot, rode slowly home through the du«t. and came back to the night Imai. He did not come lie never came tn Elk ton »Ini'», nnd Eulalle no longer won ders Rhe knows The Argonaut MKRRIID 4 DI ISO Mill iOMIRt. Miss Kate Brown. Kat« Brown, recording awretary of the 1 C. fl As* "Ciation of Kanawa, In a letter from fiOfi N. Seventh St., Kar eas City, Kan , »aye “l.r seven v •« » I have n t known «list it was to spenj a welt i'a .** I caught a sever« cold, which I nog- leib-l,. It as» st the time<4 menslra- all.>n and itilijinmation eel in and pram trate.I ■>■« Catarrh of the Kidneys and blwlder loilowed, my digestive ■ igAiis g*v» way, In fact the cul.l disar ranged my «hole system. Tai«» of Folh-lnra Mar Hare fl««n Founded on I'lrmlri of Africa. It la just poaa’.ble that thia type of Pigmy negro which survives today In the rv< v»»ea of inner Africa may «ie;i have overspread Europe In remote times. If It did, then the conclualon Is IrrMlatltble tliut It gave rise to moat of the myths and liellefs connected with gnomes, kobolda and fairies. The demeanor and actions of the lit tle Kongo dwarfs at the present day remind one over and over again of the tralta attributed to the brownies and goblins of our fairy aturlca. Their re markable power of tieeomlng Invisible by adroit biding In herbage and behind rucks. their protaible habits In sterile or open countries of making their homes In hol<w and caverns, their ml» chlcvuusncss and prankish go d na ture, all si-em to suggest that It was some race like this which Inspired most of the stories of Teuton and Celt re yarding a dwarfish people of quasi supernatural attributes Tba dwarfs of the Kongo forest can be good or bad nelghtsirs to the big black people, according to the treat ment they receive. If their selfish depredations on the banana groves or their <>■< aslonal thefts of to!>acco or maize ar» condoned, or even If they are coticlllati'd by small gifts of such food left exposed w here It can be e.isl ly taken, they will tn return leave be hind them In tbelr nightly visitations gifts of meat end products of the clnue such as skins or Ivory, 1 have been Informed by some of the forest negr-H-s, says Sir Hurry II Johnston In Mct'lure’s. that the dwarfs will occasionally steal tbelr children and put In their places pygmy baldes of ape like appearance changelings In fa<-t bringing up the children they have stolen In the dwarf tribe Thea« cotlis-tlons of pygmiea. which one can s arcaly call trltiea. certainly »ih t.lt from time to Urne Individuals of ordi nary stature rmi with features not strongly resembling those of the ; I my type. An operation that might prove fatal 1» Ing decided ti|»>n as n last resort to cun- Millionaire Bradford II M.-Gn g or. New York, a Ntandanl Oil magnate, I nplcasant for Both. lie Imstlly married Ml»» Clara Sehlem- An Irishman w I i - mm face waa an plain tm-r. a l»-autlful society girl, while he that hie friends u.ed to tell hlnr it waa lay on hl* «!• k bed. Tbrjr bad been an i flcnee to the lamltcajw happt-nd also to be as (»or aa lie was homely. Oue day a Mlghbor mat him aud asked "How are you, Pat?" "Mighty had! Sure, 'tie starvation that's starin’ me in llie fa.e "Begorra,” ei. lshned his neighbor, •yta>pathetically, "It cau't be pleasant for either of yes'* An opening. Stage Director— What »hall I do with tbs wealthy young amateur you engaged till» morning? .Man j g«r — What ran he do? Stage Direetor—He says be la will ing to play the smallest parts. Manager—Cast him for the armor in the baronial castle net.» — Judge. Left Helpless. Mrs. Brown—So your girl has left yon? A hat for, for mercy's sake? •Mrs. Black—Absolutely for nothirg. .Mrs. Brown—Ob, that's It? I re member you told me she wouldn't leave you tor anything. m * m . bbadfobd m ob » oom . i-ngiged for aottta time. McGregor did not recover from the operation, ami bla fair bride found be rar If widowed In a few days. Be for« th« ordeal McGreg or. It 1« said. had made a will leavlug lila wife »1.000. (KM, lg cnee of bla death. I luring bla critical tllm-aa aba nursed him with devoted care. McGregor was hurled at tTeveland, Ohio, bla foriu«r borne. * • »tffectevl to Mola«, Broa use they objected to noia» anni» reaMrnta of 1‘atdera.n. .X J., burled a < hur< b b«M recently after it bad been taken down (lending r»i>alra In the < hue b. The congregation later dug It up. H« Took Advk«. "Why have y>u failad In Illa?" “My employers alwaya told mo that a man «Uh my bralna could make more money «loi ng eotnelhlng eleo." Jtxige. r«th«tic l».t<lent of th« Cold Htr»«t« A liaa'IIr Ktru.sl«. Through ths bleak street th« cold wlml whistled. In front of tha lirtl llantly lighted shop <>:;• slemlrr figure stood motionless with outstretch«! srin. Inside w as biietle, confusion an.I warmth, but the rays from ths electric lights, w hh h shone through ths win dows only accentuated th« plardug colil without Hours pasard; the frosty air tMwwms mors biting nnd crowds of gay shop per« passed without a glance at tbe ap ¡»-nllng bam! stretched out to them. It, «»» grow Ing late, thr streets wer« au<ldenly. witbout deserted, w bell, warning, a man rushed. bareheaded, from the shop, a look of grim datar mlnatJon upon bls fa<-«. Without an In slant's !..-:tnt',.n he graqw«! tb.- figure, still standing there. In a firm embracw am! silently, uneven In the streets of the big city, began a struggle which could have but one ending. Back and forth tbe two rocked In racb other's arm», back and forth, without a word, but step by step, tbe outsider, stiff and col>l. was being drawn toward the o|»-n d<»»r. A moment more and tha two were within, ami the conqueror, loosing ble hold, stepped back, left the slender figure swaying from »Ids to aide and drew a long, tb r.-e breath. “Darn them Indian figures!" said f be cigar shop man. uo - rdlng to tb» New York Times, "they mjght Iw mad« of h-ad from th« beft of 'em." Ureal National I adsrtahiace. Ite Thlabe, WUI Kvantaallp CaaH, **td< me ■»«.*• sal J Senator Morgan the veteran legislator from A Is ba ma. "th« last tima I beard of It there bad been about |13e.ikJU.<*iO of the I’aclfle refunding debt paid Into the Treasury. Suppone we add to this the Chine«« In demnity, and tb« proere-ta of tbe aale of pnblle lands tor half a decatta. That would make a sum of atout yatnjMMk- 000. Now. supp-se wa make of that amount a fund for great public Im proveresti tn. Tirol butld th« Isthmian canal Th« canal will pa, ■ FteM yearn after Its completion, but with the muoey that comes in from th« ranal other public w rka of Improv«m«ut could be starte.1 W« would see tb« Chicago draluag« canal siten.led to tbe Gulf uf Mexico. That w uld be a groat improvement and would soon pay for Itself Then we would sew ttw Ilia de route from New Turk to Florida made navigable for tba largest sbl¡M afloat That would tM useful to commerce aud of great «trati-glc value in th« event of war "Then •• should build great forttfl cations at Havana, at Han Juan, l'orto Rico, an.! tn the i'suleb Waal Ind .-a. which will eventually I m our property This would flank the British line ex. teudlng along >4r coast, and which has niena.ed us for years tn the event uf war with that nati-« Groat putdle highways rould be built, parks estab lished. and all Ihvae works accomplish ed from tlie tolls on some of the Im provement» mentioned" W hen Renat .» Morgan teok up tha Isthmian canal fift.cn yraro or mo:» ago In tbe Menata every one thought that it was a vtalonary enterprise Now that th« construction ot the a a. seems to ba an asaurvd fact th «« wlm bra d the Alabama ftenat»r are wondering whether they have heard a propl.e y.— Wasbiugtou Tir .«a. Something CoM. Would you lite to buy a can ot ranned |*w*-h.-e ae dellclone In flavor, se sweet and sa genuinely good, as «ven your mother put up for you? If •o, ask y.ur dealer far Monopole I'eachee and don't let him giv« yon any other Kin-1. Monopol« l*e«ch«e are put up from th« very fln.-.t estra eele. le.1 fruit In the heaviest of syrup, and we guarantee them the la st to Iw ||*.| in snv pl«.-« at any time. I'■ -n't forget the name—Mon- |» ’e, ami «-« that you get It from your gosnr Weditarne A Kerr llroa . packers, I'-irtland, Or«. kltchtiwr Still talk* Tree. General Kitchener, it is annminred, will 1« aupertnteiidiag the military maneuvers at li» hi. Imita, in is-em- l»«r. Thia di»|«'««» <>t lb« rumor of an engagement matrimonial which g »Mips had set I r the i l.rot as •• at- <>.' My Lungs ______________ "An attack of la <ripre left me with a bed cough. fricr.ds aaM igh. My «nei 1 had consumption. I then tried Aycr'a Cberry Pectoral and it cured me promptly.’* A. K. Handles, Nokomis. III. You forgot to buy a bot tle of Ayer's Cherry Pec toral w hen your cold first came on, so you let it run along. Even now, with ail your hard coughing, it will not disappoint you. There’s a record of sixty years to fall back on. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuino Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Boar Signatur« of A ▼ «ry ••»•V* a«4 aa ■ I« CARTERS roa roa ron FOI roi rei roa NtAOACNL oiuiMUi. iiuouuuf. TORRI» Livi», CONSTIPATION. »ALLOW »KIN. mt coNPiiiiOb. CURE SICK HEADACHE ML SIGNS FAIL IN A DRY TIME OF lilt FI5H NtYtt FAILS IN A WET TIME THE PISH as a don has a history Thia 1» told In an interesting booklet srtuch U y ocira for th« asking A d. TOWtH CQ aosroM r-tasa rwk«'« of Worse. "So Smith a* ted as judge"— "At a c liuti li r si'!.- FoO ioh man " ' "No, no; mt at a • hundí rallie —at a baby show.** "Idiot!** WBT WEATHM» CLOTHING !’• I H <• '1 ’ \‘ I ' • T-r On* la* I on th«’ f rut, an<i you will neither have ont? or the othrr. « I ndlsputvd Points. Attorney for the l>efi-iiBe—Y'on are a blackguard and a bluff, sir! Attorney for the I’n «... ntion — And you. sir, are a shyetei and a rogue! Tba Court—Com«, come, gentlemen, let us get down fe> the dbputed points ot this cas«. Mothers will find Mre ATInslow's Booth Ins ttyrup th« best rrmeily to urn tor their Oblldrsu during ibe leelhuig period. Should Keep <Hit of th« Draft. First South American—Ah, gm»! sfh-rnoin, aanor. lx»>ka like a revolu tion. Second South American—Yea, I've been predicting on« for several .lays My rheumatism always bothers me just la-fore such change«. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. r ARTHUR C..NCKHL l i-u I MC I O AV *• a St. Helen’s Hall rvsrt Aso, ortfnoH. A I1o«r<ll»a Altri l*«y Mr »areiil tft <«l I«. at teh h la«««* «ml« rr«. >»n- e for B*lb- drrc«f,«n «•!••««• I:.r u «f-Hn« iteij-«rtr. hl • r ' »*• * l«»r ytmng ia-tic« Fot < «<a.- <ntM or »(her la tvruihii- n «|>t>ly fa M.RO if < ani »K TKnnrmis Too Extravagant. V* hat was the Heading? "No, sir!’’ reared th« etarn father, "you may own In rww and lands, and Too much reading Is given as the automobil«», but you can't marry my ranee of the downfall of a New Eng dauglitar." land young man who be. am« a burglar. "Why not?" ■ Hot f tb. ■ • ■ •■’ • favorite "Y'onng man, you've got the Pana* authors is pobliahad Sir Conan fmyle ma hat habit, that's why." — Newark and Mr. Hornung will la under sus Neas. ¡ picion. ( Retate» tasóte tee»«»*«»** tee* W^pVr*» W-tetarW*e- l'ancy Chinook Salmon... c » 4 v, y, there ••• ••Itt.mil aa th«fe la In ■ v ht » • * Hy » «ani the t 1 rd (•iè< ie«t u> 1 m f a*t. ••» ' r r RfNt«» klnd Ih* MONOPOLI?. WAI’II a M 1 L MALARIA Invisible 111 h M a ” . I ar ber» rv 4 Mllohail Wagoa. Enemy to Health Means bad air. and whether it eotneg Hout the low lands and ni.irsl ■» of the c intrv, or the filthy sewers an.l drain pipea ul the citiea nnd town*, its cflcct upon the human system i* the same These atmosphcnc poisons are breathed into the lungs and taken tt by the blood, and tbe foundation of aome long, debilitating illness tn Ui< Chills an I fever, chronic dyspepsia, torpid and enlarged liver kidney trouble*, jaundice and biliousness are frequently due to that invisible foe, Malar 1.1 N v ns g i" v and unhealthy matter collect tn the ay stent l>ecause the liver and kidneys fail to act. and are poured into the blood current until It 1» me» » > |>-Hute I and sluggish that tbe poisons literally break through the skin, an I carbuncles, boils, abscesses, ulcers and various erupti< ns of an indolent cha acter ap|>ear. depleting the system, and threatening life itself. The germs and ¡.oisons that so oppress and weaken the body aud destroy the life giving t>rv|>erties of the bio«»!, rendering it thin and watery, must be over me an I carried out of the ayatctu before the patient <au hope to <*» rid of Malaria and its effects. S. 3 3 doe« this and quickly produces an entire change in the blood, reaching every organ and Stimu lating them to vigorous, healthy action. 8 3. 3. [Kiasexscs not only purifying but tonic propertica, and tbe general health improves, and the appetite increases almost from the first dose. There is no Mercury, Potash, Arsenic Of other mineral in 3. 3. 3 II is strictly and entirely a vegetable remedy. Write us about your case, and our physicians will gladly help you by their advice to regain your health Book on blood and skin diseases scut De«. THtrwirrmciricco., Atisate. Oa. DIDN’T HURT A A GOO SEND BIT! WHILE IN USE We estrart. eruwa aa-1 Midge laelk wltkost lalletlag yam. Methide are nuciera end met silk th. approval ot ths moeSsserUng Ceil and see aa X i awl ositos tree, rest reaauwabls. th>th'phones orego« Sunlh zni Ce lila bla «a Open evestsgs Uli S «•■- 4«)» tros» S le U. »<—. «BIM ruMTLAMU» usta«». »»•<♦»• a, »« - J •'** •*•«« »■• -fa <>.- «'M»?*» St Ut .. . ’ ■ • ■ »ass ...... . .. VMara«~tn¿<4 : •“'•*■* - '*”*• "* * POR ri A AD, onte OR. A. r. M. D WISE BROS., Dentist». 4 |w