The Santiam news., April 11, 1902, Image 4

Distress
Sifter Eating
X busts Irtvirn rnrwls, Iwlchiiig, tutti-
itmg. fltlub-nrr. fifa «W m-rvM>e t«rwl
•clw. |«in in tbr *tuma4'h* arr all
symptoms «4 <ly«|«*p»ta, an-l ll»r )«ntg»t
il I* twvkp>'1««i ll»r hatrlrr fi is U» curw it
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
lladh'wily su-1 iss-nuarw-iitly curo II—
•trotigllirn and b»nr tbe •u»mach ami
•HI mt digvwtivw urgstis lue ths aatwr«/
)4’rluernanrr ot Ihrir iunctmn*
A«wpt tw> su I >«t i tute b»c H«**i •
• I b».|
Spa |* «• «. ffVS fa S’V *«4 <<*1
dltrftfll
, nH t» »t f ■« »»« Miff Ut«’i I •*
S*s «a* 9t H.«a»t • ’arMi-af i •
Hsv* <«k*n
ls/».t bs.<f • »»I IB to mr4 • in* sn4
»?•« *•<
•h< >at asythisff a**,-«»
•»• »•<?• i*is
W)f •»«*««•> I» ho t-«V«lnf sr 4 «• 4»S4iWS»
M m w t i*« i. ffassffw It « a - r •* F?«-»
• va«. Il I.
FfwwW's ffsesaws^/f^W s»ro*w/s«s
cavee •/•«/ Aa«^»« fAe 8*rw*w4»«k.
tw
T*k«a On.
Did you ever n<>ti«w
II*
Jan«—Notice what*
H'«wi— Why In the liegioning of the
world a rib brmma a woman, and n<»w
Il's ribloui* that l«emcne a woman —
Philadelphia Ite»«»rd
Hoa b — Funny*
LEVELING TENDENCIES.
K-S l»«h Aristocrat« W bo Ara ■•biw<
Moavar ia Trad«.
Americana cannot lay < iaim to bsinff
thr only prop!« who now taka tba aenal
hlr vlrw that no man la dognidod by
in a lawful buainco« Kncland
la rutiiiiig round to th« sains way of
thinkln<
Tho <dd order of thln<s is
rbanffed It Is the arlatarrais now who
aorvr ii.iny uf the retail buyers with
grorrrieik v r<rtal»lr<a, root, and other
nRWSSflM of life
Tbe foiluwlt^ff Bat
of tlllrd trsdratnrn would s«etu to rm
phaaisi th«? «tatrmrnls
I »rd Hampden is said to supply the
l»rot rrmm chooss. nnd bis carta, ffilrd
with all Ibr frwah dairy produce of bin
farm In Jkuaori.
dally un their West
End route«
lAWd lx»ud«»;»terry will delh er half a
tun of coal with promptneae A ffrau<>
mu of William IV prefers a more ro
lirln< meth««! of meet luff tbs demands
of h a cu»tuinrrw Through the medium
of the piMt hr arn«l* out bla pa« hets uf
tea all over tbe country
Am«<!»ff thr smaller al pownrrs who
t»ek»n< to the old arlatiwratk’ famlllro
<»f Kuelaad la l>»r«! Harrington, who
a(»m«d a shop a few yearn ago <>n bla
Igoudon pro|»rrty that be might sell
fruit and vegetablra grown at Elvaston
<‘astir Tbr late l<nrd Wlurlitlaes was
thr pioneer of tbr frr«h trgrtablr «ru
aa«)r w ‘i i It startrd the -' ■? In I”«ig
Arre where all kinds of Brit ah farm
may t»r twruight at the lowest prices
lA*rd I’urt«mouth has
Into tha
miwersl water fra«!* s battling •-«tab-
llshment for w b • h hr ha« «tartrd Th«
tn high
restaurant bualnrwa aerina
favor Mr Algjr Burke was one of the
flrat of tbe ”Up|»rr ten" tn put Ida rn
erg!«« inf > the management of a ree
Hr mio rede»!
In making
taurant
fashionable thr restaurant known aa
Willin' Rooms Two other young men
of get it |r birth have g'»nr Into thr bo
tH bualnraa
rii«c ara tbc liait broth
era of Igonl Trevor snd Mr M uaty n.
of tbe family of I •«»rd Vaui of Harrow
at a
drn They have opened in
new watering place
Although thr Interest hi
shops owned «nd managed
w omen haa •- -¡¡«• w h i ’ abated, this Arid
of trade has found new workers
A
man well known In «w»c|rty 1« the latrst
milliner H«- ba« taken a sb<»p lu Bond
street a short <l«’«r- •- from one over
thr door of which he painted ”Tbe
<4>uut«-s« of Warwick." and under tbe
name <»f I'smlUr he surrrwafolly ear
ries on bls business
IUw*r in a Hot
A must remarkabla «tory ha« beew
furuinhed to an F.lprraa repnmentativo
by the s4*<*on<l <»f!b
<»f the It M. S.
Goth, which baa ju»t arrived home
fr«»in the t ape
on the Goth • arrival on Christmas
Ta Wham It Referred.
morning at A« ruaioti lalaml. on tbe
Sunday Hch<»>l Teacher—Now. Willi* homeward voyage, a llwr commandant
tirv-en »hat aie er V» understand »hen waa discovered on I*«rd In a large
th* Bible »praka »4 |e«'ple »ho, having w««»d.”i <*■ f-«rni ig ¡wtrt »f th” >rge
eye*, «*» m »1
Tbe • < <«t»M*.gun»cwf h.i<! t«eea re< rlked
Millie Green—I .• iena it n oat mean on Iwjard at Mt Helena, and »hlpiM-d aa
policemen —Philadelphia Record.
a I m i of Itoec curios for England. The
measurement a of the caae
were
length. 4 feet 3 Inches, breadth. 2 feet
4 Inches, and height. J feet
When »he l«ox waa opened th« con
tents proved to t«e a Dvr B<M*r command
(oedititH»« Improving
ant. who g«ie ids name a* Smouertoirg.
la«’«rnrr (on bin vacation)—I Im- and owned that h« «»> a ¡irl*«Hi»r ou
iteve th« re is le-s ut fir* and crime parole
among the Indian* <»ut here than there
Standing over alt frot Io height, he
u»r>| u» l«e
1« there not*
was b«Hped out of lüa cramped "room"
i'ernman« l»e Pets — You’rw right. tn a weak and eibausfrd »tntr Hr bad
par«l
Th’ haint rs many Injuns rw th«*re t«e«<i <*rfbl»ed, ca bln rd and cun
they used t*» i«e —Chicago Tribune
fined for fl re days
Enough ftwvd wi« «torod to last him
MOW a Tillar
for bi« voyage tn England, but In tiring
stowed away In thr bold bls water hot
W» offsv r>n*
D«r«-s Reward for aav flea had t«een broken
ra>e 9t « attarrik lhal rei. i.m
curwJ try HfUJl
Hr waa eventually landed at A seen-
< *t«rrB < nr*
F J < IIFNKT ACo rnrpa.Tsiorto O
sinn under an escort, to await nwhlp
W • th« un |r etatwl. >•< • b »«WF J < *ro*y
ping on a man of war for St Helena,
fr»? th
••< i * *r» «i> 1
B-vs ! i. f»ff* t r
k ’S ?•’ •
*1 ’ U* ■ • tra «Or !
a * ' th
where be will Jotu bls brother ltovrs
•
*l«»l*i
• »
»* r«
ga
ua *.!«
In captivity
i y i • ir r ns.
Ww A Tsi st
The l»ot In which the prisoner waa
WB «aa»* I?» »< ••»• T ’M«,
W|LMM KiN'swA MâSVIW,
found waa a moat clever contrivance.
Whi.lr.U* I* fc • •. To «*!• <V
a|»parrntly of Boer rarpmteriiblp. with
H*:l «('sta/rh » ar* to i*s«
« • a ir • t i *
41 Fvrtl V on iB* b I » 1 art
■ c « • '••»•or sliding ¡mnrl»
It on» tain rd clothing
IB* sv •«•m. fri'• • y-? h
*
B ■ Ui
blarutts, potted m«*ata. books, and a
druff •’•
Tr«i ?t on **r *,
li*4 • FamUy fil • ar* ib* ta*t_
candle and matches Ixmdon Ki press
OMa fl»« Gams.
• pinate.« In l»eatn«rh.
(Tubb—My wife's g »ing around with
a chip on her »li«-older t««day.
Chubb—That *»’
Clubb—-Yea, she f«»und «»no in my
pt« krt this morning. — Philadelphia
Press
1 >enmark I* the one country In th*
world, presumably, that placo a pre­
mium iipou apluaterbood
A celibacy
Inaurane« company ha» tx-en founded
If the beider of a policy In the CelF
bacy I* unmarrle«! at the age of forty
ahe la cotuldere«! Immune ami get* a
life annuity
If ahe marrie. t»efur.
forty abe forfeit, ber poltoy and pre
mluma
Between an annuity and a
buaband a l>anlab maiden'* heart la
often rent with Inde, la!on In Sw.den
am! Norway there are aeteral home,
fer »pinatero one of three at lea.t I»
»a attractlre a* It la unique
It ta tba
meuument to the memory of an ell-re«!
Ingly wealthy old man who «lying mor.
than two burnirmi year* ago. left tha
major part of bla fortune to tbe old
maid* among hla dew-mdanta. A ata-
¡»erb home wa* built, furnlabed. and
managed by salaried Iniatre« It flour
tabed and haa »■onitnur.l
Any unniar
rie«! woman who cau prove bl«w»f re
latlonahlp to the foumler of the Inatltu
tloo la entitle»! to admítalo« In tha
home
She la glirn a aulir of reoma.
a private arrvant. private meal* and la
aubject to no rule« aave am-b ■ a or
dinar; good behavior demand»
The Oldest and Best
S S S » a CYmbinaticm of root*
•tv! hrrtia <4 great curative ¡»cart»,
an»! whm tak«-n into the circulation
ar-arr!*ra out and rrtnove. all manner
o< potaom from tbe bl.«»l. without
thr toavt abro k or harm to the ay--mi.
On the cwntrarv. the general health
begin* to improve from the brat done,
for S. S S. ia not «mly a bl«»«! purifier,
but an eicellent tonic ami atrrngth-
ena and build* up the constitution
while
the bl<»>d of irnpuri-
tn.
cures all diw.vaea of a
Id.«»! poison origin, t ancer, Scrofula,
Rheumatism, Chronic Sores an I
Vlcers, Ecrema. Psoriasis, Salt
Rberim. Ilerpra ami similar troubles,
•nd ia an infallible cure and the only
•ntnbite for that mo» t horrible disease,
Contagiosa B1«»»i I’»»iv»n
A rreon! of nearly fif'y veara of
•ueceasfti! cure* is a record to lx» proti I
of
S. S. S is more popnlar today
thau ever It nunila-rs its friends by
the th'iusanda. Our medical cerres
pondrnce is larger than ever in the
hiatory of the medicine. Many write
to thank na for the great goo»i 8. S S.
ha* «lone them, while other* are seek­
ing advice about their case*.
All
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. Our phvsutan* have made
• life long atiulvof Blood and Skm Dis­
ease«, atad Iwtter understand auch caaea
than the onhnary jwactitioner who
makes a specialty of no one disease.
We are doing great
go»-1 to suffering
humanity through
Grimly <ir»»le».|ue.
The following tale atient l.l Hung
Chang remind* one of the grim Jeatlng
of Mr Gilbert’* Mikado, who will be
remembered a* bating Indulge.! in
pleaaantrlee regarding something with
boiling oil In IL"
LI Hung Chang bad. beyond all
doubt an Iron will and a very unaentl
mental heart. One-. when be waa
Y Iceroy ot Chi l.l, a man w bo bad tarn
pereil with a telegraph wire wa*
brought before him
Tbe man wrung
hla band* and lu-gged for merry, aay
Ing that hr would never touch the wire
again. "Iton't tie vexsd, my good fel
low." aald LI, "nor trouble yotiraelf
any further about tbe matter I'll »r*
that It doea not happen again."
Then
be turned to tbe gaoler* and gave tbe
order — "Cut off hl* brad!"
•SCIENTIFIC" 8EEff
A Rod «a Bckk
Mra. Good*■!»—Why, Johnny, aro
Tba ■ ••»! fto*r uf 1»I4 Knglaed ta
you )u«t c>‘ng
homo now?
Yuur
!«•<•» tarallaa-
Kng'an 1 would not tie England with mother's lawn looking f »r you all niter-
noon.
fatrloUr
•ut ita famou* rua.t l»»f
Johnny—Yws'tu. I kn«*w.
Hrttuua ar* auli utidre the delualon
Mrs <««■•)«>le-—Jurt think how wor­
eb-
they
ran
that by paying tbe price
ried aha must he*
tala tbe genuine article "aa goud • a
Johnny—-Oh, she's near tbe ecwt o’
•ver R wa*. air."
her worryin*.
I’m joal
bsginnin'
Thia la another of the pleasant a.* mine.
tlooa which tbe faithful Jouraallsl la
uiillgrd to ahatter
Il l «ekad Tovgh
Aa a matter of fact, the dl»tin. live
" Will y.^i. *m, Air Cleaver ,«•
’ " *ahe«i
flavor which won tbe admiration of
Ih» lamllady, aa alt« ¡»lami th« lurkey
King J »me* ba* been »lowly loot ow
«in U»e l»«r»lmg h -ow tabi»
mg to modern method* of fattening
"No. thank »•«»." rv| lie»l llw face-
rattle.
timi» boarler, "U< Mr. Ilxk.tt
lie-.
Troderne»* and Juicy quality un­ a «tono cattar "
riiilad*l|l>i* Huila-
doubtedly bavo te-.-n g* ried by m -1. i Un.
breeder» owing to tbelr acten rifle feed
lug of <»en. but the original "beefy”
Dwss of a k.«<
flavor, which took about thri-e year» to
Ella—Bella t«4d me that
be* «»me perfe« 1. la gradually being re­ her that ar« rot I told pwi n
placed by quite unplea .anient flavor». her*
For Inatani'o. and tbe ftrttteh Farm
stella—>she's a mean thing—I
an' Aaamiatlon 1» tbe authority con her red tn tell you I told her
• ulted by tbe writer, ftevomvblro iwrf
I Ha—U>|1, I trdd bar J wouldn't toll
ha* a dialin -tly "turnlppy" ia*tw du« )"U she told me—*«» dota l tall her 1
to liw root* and turnli»« ui«m * hi. tv the did. — Brooklyn l.ife
tcvi'.j, are fed
In aprlng li«ef of thia flavor l* more
Pars A ag »4 vs <.
noticeable, for It I* during tbe winter
Asrum — Wbat’s tbsmaltor will»
month*. when |>a*turnge I» »carve, that kina*
tbe animal* have to lie f»-d on root»
G«3»ang — Met with art a»» dent while
If tor one month only, Juat befor» hunting
■laughterlng. tbe cattle »«re f«»d oil
A*« urn— You 4<»t»’t say1
bay thl* ot»Jr• ti.m would lie remo.«*!,
< »• -l«ng— Ye«, hw was hunting !or
but our cattle breeder» ar« in auch * tr«'ible, ami he aci tdrnlally ran up
burry to »end the animal. to tbe mar­ against me — Philadelphia Proas
ker that thl* m«»uth iinnot tie *pare«l
wbeti tbe demand for Kligllab beef •
great and pr«e*liig
Oilcake I* another artificial food that
aff«-«ta tbe flavor
I be ‘aate of tbe ot!
1» m »at unpleasantly pen eptlble wb» a
tbe food la Hard to an; great ottriit
nut It fattwia « t y rapidly. ao farutrra
nae Il Mt •«■!•! <M>ly t* ne.«-»»ary ta
Nhter N mmm «.
get an ot Into market condition on oil-
rake
"Hf never wa*hco hia han «Is ”
“NoMineo!”
What. then. 1» the fin.wt tieef for '»-
“No; it's a fact ’*
ble? n»e answer will rome a* a abark.
"Then he’s a crank, eh?”
It la according to an eipert. tlia
"Not at all. lie nays it wool«! taka
American who »ucceetl* again ’
American beef. t»re«l from the finest Vo long He employ« ÎO0 in hia mill.”
Engl'.ih atoek, has many aihantag»«
4MITIIFK iirw^kuiir < %«♦»
over tbe borne grawu animal*.
Tbe paaturage In America 1* IdenL Whlrh «ha Unrinre >’all»4 »«» < are nr
I Milrt SI and
Nunablne I* abundant, and aunshlue bna
• gr»-at eff<* t In tbe way of Impruvli g
A tni*iiraI niAti, aw a rtik, «iklik«*« tn
tbe rtaior of beef Tbe moat eapooi d Bckn«»«ledge the value nf a proprietary
p«ietl<ni* of the animal, auch a* that
I
from which the sirloin 1» taken, are al­ cpirtte
him
from doirig *».
ways the beM.
There are many eminent physicianw.
American ! eef ecnie* .ver .n li lle-L thoMi nwMit avanre«! in thier profre
nor froaen cbaml»er«
If tbe 'lct. get* «mn«. who give full credit U j the tfreat
tot« tl .....
Uw Sa*h bacMnea ■ tat» < a rat i ve properties of Vngeler'a ( ura*
le»*. but a col<! . Iiamte-r. the t«m|»era. live Compound from the fart that it la
t ure of wbb li doe* not fall below rnanufat tnr«to| by an old and reliable
freezing ixilut. arreata der<Mn|Maltb>a company, proprietor« of St. Jacob* Oil,
without ■polling the fiai or
lxMi<h»a from the formula of a brother phvai«
«•ian. who t<*lay atamla in the front
Mall
ranks of the in*»*t eminent medical
CUT OUT HER DOUBLE CHIN
men, and <»n account of ita intrinai«'
Il.ll««!« Pl.C ot Hur.-«» t— I*«»« « merit it ia lar*aly proscribed by the
medical profeeaion.
Wom.n From Haff.ria®,
Mra. Settleton graphically relat«*e the
To «ai- ii<T»«»lt from d«-aib by «ufL.*
ration end l:i< !'1»-ntally to curr a iloubla particulara of her own cane, whi«h will
I'blu of prodlgloua developtnetit, Mr». doubtlew* Iw* of interpftt to many of our
Flormu«» Shipley, of Baltimore, Mil,, la«ly readerw*
•‘I ta<! I**en an intenae aufTerer for
baa »ubmlt!i»«l to oue of the atrangewt
• iirjh-al operation» on word Her ch.a many yearn from <ly*{te|»*ia, liver and
waa »lit open lu four pla<-<*« an«! a larga kidney trouble*, when a (Mimphlet «a*
quantity of fat removed from her lie- k. placed in my handa, and, although at
Tbe operation »»» performed at tbe that time I had ln**n tiedridden for
l'nlver»lty lloopital on Lomlaird »treet n>* ro than aix montha. I determine»),
A »lip of the knife by a hair » breadth after rending onme of the < awn similar
and tbe patient would never bate to mine, which had been cumplotely
awakened from the ether
Thia »lie cured by Viywler'» Curative Compound,
tn try vanno, «**|«cilly a* my d etora
fully understood, but preferred the rt.»k
failed b> even Iwiiefit me, ami I had
to further suffering.
given tip ail hope ot ever heing well
Mr. BiUpley la a tall woman anil
again • The very fir«t do«« •>! 16 <lr..|>«
•tout In proportion to her w eight
F or
reliev«’*) me >
!t »»* not long bel»»re I
year», however, an unnatural gruwih
waa able t»>
I gel np andabimt, tliroe
of R>*«h under her < blti ba» < r» at<*J a
montha from taking the f)rwt d«»ee I waa
preaaure on the carotid arterliw
All
enjoving lw»tter health than I bail been
effort, to reduce It proved frultl«-»» The
for 14 yeart.
I ahould not have I m *» n
•Uli heoltby arterle*. a* time only In-
alive Ukdav ha«l it not lieen for Vogel-
erwaaed the detx«rtt. were iTU«n»«l !>»•-
er’a (’tirolive Compound.”
neath the weight of fat.
Mra. Nettleton said
•'! have recon»-
The carotid arterle* carry tbe blood
m»*nded V-grler’a Curativa L'om|<»nnd
from the heart to the brain, and thelr f r mdigcwti- n and e«-/rma, and in
deformity *oou produced not only p:Un etery < a*e it haw proved a cure, beyond
but a Ia< k of *u|»ply of blood that doubt. Mr. Swinltank, our rhemiat,
eauaed perltwl* of um-un*« louaiie**. Hee
hav wnt n»e the name« of no end of |»r<>
ptration waa alao *o far Interfered with pie who hava l*v*n cured by Vogeler'a
that tbe unfortunate woman dowl'-»! Curative Compound. By the way, the
•uff«« atlon
proprietor« have wo much confi<lencw in
Ko aklllfully wa* the operatJati per
th »a great lx>ndon phyaician’t diacov*
formed t»y three *urg«-on* at tbe bo*pi erv, that they will aend a eample free
tai. aaya tbe New York World *pecial. V« any |**r*»n eroding name and ad-
that It la l»elleved tbe four tnclalon* drewe, naming thia |*a|«»r.” Kt. Jacoba
will leave no war For two day* Mr» Oil Co., 206 Clay Hl., Baltimore. Md.
Nblpley remained In tbe bo*plt*j with
A Salat U( xhi Earth.
her head in a plaatrr < a*t
"Pa,” »ail Willie, "what d‘«a it
The (fllggling (ilrl.
nman to ray a man ia 'on. uf nature'*
If yuu tell her «he's o*udes( or tell torr noblemen?* "
ihr i vain.
"‘On. of nature'* noblemen,’ mv
Khe'il g-ggle.
•on,” replied the r»l«l gentleman, with
She heed« nut tbe fart that it gives yeu
a aignifleant l«»»k at hia Iwtler half, "i.
a pain.
a man who »inilea when he get* a»»<ne
That giggle.
I Sough you tusy sitdross her m serious rnlienloua. cheap gift for Chriatma».
am! rxclaima
‘How nlre! Juat what
•
Mshe *|H-erh that presents bo eecaaiou I wante.!!' ”—Catholic Stamiard ami
for glee,
Time*.
Or even for smiling, her answer will bo
A i f«1*
Mental f««r<laa.
She run« to tbe door wbra ber Cbaw'.ey
boy rings
Ami giggles
While brlpinf huu take uff lus rvld win­
ter things
giggle*-
When «rafed for sparking w»rhin th*
bright ray«
<>f dollar per gas or the frate'» c brer j
blase
She answers tbe sugary thing* that ha
says
w.th giggles.
!a rburrh If *b* catch»» a girl; chuta •
Khr
I
To Mothers of
Large Families
la this w«»rka4ay w«»rkl few women
sr« so placed th.ai phv«t«'«J eaert n
la wot run« ten Uy 4at»auJ«4 of than» id
their daily life
Wa tSAKflk 4pr*
appeal to mothers
of lar<e fmmlira wb«»*« wwrR is newer
done nwd maay .»( «»hua suffer, and
Suffer for Is* « «f lsts»l'itpiut ai«1
To women. v°«n< or old. rieh or
we estrnd an tBVilati<»n u>s«-rrpt
Uh. wotjifü ! do »ul kl
■y
i. (
*l<(l»a
Thar»'* no provocative, .b. <l>»r*s't ka >w
Th« T*nd«m t1*tu<.
• by.
"Why do Mr. Paintbrush and ht*
Juat <i«l«-*
wit* promenade in »ingle file’"
Rk.'ll arch up bar eyebrow, lib» back of
"They u»e«l to ride a tandem, ami
th» rat
That »land» off lb* d«»g ta th. rear of th. they can't get over tbe tandem habit."
— Fliegende Hlaetter
fiat
’ .
And giro her eye!.«he, a bumoron* bat
And (i<(le,
Th* Fruit ot Faith.
ir called to lb. bier of a dead. ,ilrat
Sunday School Teacher—Faith, chil­
fnrnd,
dren. I* Iwlieving in the «listen«» of
Bb.'d «i»<lr
»«»metliing »« can't h *
For eiample.
It «labri.r* trump «bould bring time to
when you buy hunartaa you know that
an rad,
there is a deliclotia Iruit invlde the
Mhe'd giggle
If op to tbe great Judgment bar «be were tough akin. Ito you understand?
Children—Yes, ma'am.
tod
To list to her fate with rh. qub k auJ the
Sunday School Teacher—Well, what
psrtment, and invite
dead
t* faith?
flke'd thiok It waa fussy aad ahake her
yon to write us if you have any bV»«l
Children— Banana*.
fool head
or akin trouble. We make no «barga
He
t
nd.r.tood.
And
giggle.
whatever for this service.
Makrt Moray Rainag Pepeara.
Carle Joab You know a lia! the law — Heaver Po»t.
tm *wi»r «etceic co, snaaTs. sa
A. I.. Schaeffer, of Exiger county
yer* moan by "alleged.'- don't you?
A t'hrenl«- Borrower.
Illinois, la*t year herventad the largest
t'ncie Hiram Of couree! They mean
Drown Jour« ta t«»: rowing a good crop of pop . rn ever gathered in the
that the lawyer* on the other able la
deal of trouble. I giws«.
world. Fron hia 103 «orsa he had
li.tf
I'n-k.
Rtnltb Well, kt bhu have all be l.AOO bnahel*. a yield ot a little over 17
It aometlme* happen* that a man * wants. be ll never ¡»ay It ba> k
Detroit bu»hela to tbe arte.
It met him 117
bou.e la h « mother In la* a raatle
Free Prose.
an acre to raine, aort, »hell and pay
ground rent.
J«a'au*V.
"1 umtor.laml Mi** <i<<idatamlarv|’a
< ngagement ha* hr. broken
M hat
wa» th« «au*»’"
" Jcaahxiay.'*
"Jealouay’"
"Y'ea, bet «!<< I wean e ton fond of
him."
I» lb« A-a
l*»n t anm»y y«mr father " »Ma­
¡ere»l Mr* S «h to filien*
"He » in a
lew! hum»r ”
"What a wrong with him*" queried
Sbem. rurloualy
"Why," rojlied Mr.
N mb. "he
went mil on the huricane «leek to kt
one of the dove» hioae, »ml the w i n* I
turne.1 hla umbrell* wr»mg able (Mit***
trhni Mate J airnal
Hoev«»ho<v »• lha OrwoC
Mas «ABBI
your tires be ascriflerd when a word of
advice at the first ap’, roach ■ f weak
dpm tnay fill v«»ur future )rar* with
healthy yvy
Addrwao a letter to Mra
Pinkham s I»aba»rat*vry. Lynn Maa«
and you will not l*e diaaptM»tntr«t
•• When 1 twgan to take Lydia E
Pinkham s VegeOMo <ompound I was
not able bv «io mv housework
I suf
fared terrH>,\ al time ««f n cnstruati ■«
Several docturo Udd me they c*otil«l do
nothing f »r mr Thanks to thr Pink
ham aalvice an«l oaedk ne I am now
well, and < an do the w<*rk fur right in
the family t
'• I would recommend Lydia F‘. Pink­
ham« Vegetable Cumpovm«! to all
mother« with large families '
Mm»
C asa . a B bixbvkl &JL Ludingum Mn-h
Tlw typo <»f baraaabuo « '«•tnm«»n in tbe
•‘tient is 4 plate fittasi a s» a* tn cover
the entire l»»tt«'m of the hoof, with a
|4»rf’*mti«'n in the «enter
The w ttflil
of the average tM«fM»*h«4» I • throe- fourths
<4 a femml
The rust it r amltiis usually
cut th«**e plat««« fr m *h»*eta .»f wrought
iron and rudely aha|>* them (nr the
purpose in t lew
D«al Mut* t'wd Tto*at«»iag la»<ua<<
For ti» i ng threatening "<lvat ami
* i
dumb" langnag»» toward
hia fallow »ml
on »liter a «leaf mote haa Item bourn
over t«» k«»rj» the ¡wa«v at Blackburn
F nglatid
Weak?
•• I suffered terribly and waa ei-
freme I y weak for li year«. The
doctors said my b’^od waa all
turning to water
At last I tried
Aver a Sarsaparilla, and waa soon
feeling all right again."
Mrs J W Ftaia, Hadlyme. Cì.
No matter how long you
have been III, nor how
poorly you may be today,
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla is the
best medicine you can
take for purifying and en­
riching tne blood.
Don’t doubt it, put your
whole trust in it, throw
away everything else.
AM S » u >«w-
»1 St • MiM
In/artuaats ffrrs*.
What «Io v » mi moan bv this, air*"
• leman inil the anfrv a»lv«rtt«er
" hat’s the matter”* in«|tHrwl ths
publisher of the Binjft«>wn Buffle
"This a« I vert « «emeu t <>( ‘«mr ilsllciuaa
cwntHvI masts from the lM*et Chtraff«»
h*.«isra,* yiHi'vf» mxle II read ’horse« ’ ”
DO YOU
WORK IN THE WET?
'
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me ORIGINAL
^OWEJ?^
OHIO
CLOTHING-
Sk «C1 al
Trouble Ahead.
Swfft norteño*
"What are ron crying for*”
"Me big brnddrr'a gi-tttn' a li kin
"Ab, 1 ■»' You’re Mirry tor him."
"Naw. I’m wrry for mywlf
lie'*
goin' ter lick me for fellin' on him "—
New Y ork Evening Journal.
AMO l>
.’¿Î* noi. rôT
KQVICC
Warns« • Atqu««Un<ff
Hrrr—Ik» yoa kn«>a my wife*
Fran—Very well,
Herr—But I <Lm*l ronwtsbwr
du«'ing her to y««u
Ersu— Quite true, hut I hate a
S*4d«it ot All.
mai l wh«» w.»• With \ ur
He—It >» a pleasure to meet a woman
months.— F'ltegetuls Hlaetter
who has a sen»« I humor.
She —But, really, one doewn't iie*»»l a
«enee of humor to laugh at the thing*
you *ay. — Lile.
UK»« '■*‘' CATALOdUtJ F«ee
JTO. e ««-,
T
L Liny ce AAflHfgrj ANO MATA
A J I0A7R CO ftOSTON.MAÔS «»
• BLC UHL” BUOOILS.
SM was Right
Wife—1X> yon kin a I havg a very
little mouth* In the gla • it d<w«en*t
look large enough to hold my tongue
Him I «nd (trwtily)—It «1 •**-!» t
Could Not He Called NoeMwlfs.
‘•And so you are marr»««d, Jack,”
Two' <it a K. »I
mid diwr old Aunt P« llv
”1 b •¡•e
M» Jigger — I cmi¡«In't alvep la»t night,
•he in a good b»»u«ewifo ” “Well,” r»*-
Fire engine« daabv«l down our atrrot
plied Jack Ritchie, “»he’« 1**1» a good
ami di»tur>««l me
fa«hi<>noble hotel wife most of the time
riiinguml»»!»—A fire alarm wakemwl
•mm our wedding ” — Philad«*plhia
mo, to»».
Pre««
Mi Jigger— That ao?
Th ingumbob— Ye».
I »Ireamr»! that
A Model Child-
I had die»! —Philadelphia i'reaa.
Dickie—Pa, were you a gunder U»y‘n
me when you were aa little a* me’
A Natural t.eiKÍuuo«.
Father—Yew, indeed, Dickie
I wa*
Molli«*-—What make« »• nmy •■al­
alwaya a very g »"d I n » v . but aomehnw tails grow on thl» p«>n«l. Charlie’
«other I had a great many aerkrti* and
< barili»—< >h. tiwy grow tip fr»»m lit­
painful miaundi rstaiulmg* with tiK tle kittle* that pe»»|»lo l»a»o <lr«»wn«w|
parent«
here, of courae
BISHOP SCOTT ACAOEMT
Foi«lss4. »h«C <•
F
INlrallVM
I Home School f«r Boyv
Military mí Mimil Traisisg.
Lieut« im nt Governar« In Office
In Alalwma, Nebraska and Washing
t«*n the present governors w »»re elected
aa heut» ant g«»vrrnurs. an<l are filing
varan«'ie« reused by the death or re«ig*
nation of the guvernors.
Writ* r.< III’»•iratO’l »'«tat *««><
tbr
ARIMI R C. M AMI I . PriiKipal
WASHING MADE EASY
Bv n.ing inv W»»lung Tablet» Noaci'la
«.••nd AO t enta for |>a< kage aufli« lent for
I month* «uh fu!! diro ti n«
tgent*
W <i |*OW ill.
Hot OoO, Portland. Oregon.
T*bl« Dtcoratien.
Four rather »mall fern di*hc* till«-«l
with growing fern* are sometime* u*r*l
tn outline the center square id the din­
ner lawrvt, the a» tual renter being >» -
eupied by a alemler, rather tall gla>*
pro-
v * m », which may hold any flower
furred, two <»r three stern* with foliage
leilng »uttii lent
<)oo D rops
Bernice—What i* the nature of thia
lirain work Cholly ha* undertaken’
Hortense—He ha* made bi* valet
take a back ■■»!, ami he think* for him-
»•«If what *ult* he will wnar each
Sh« K mw ft«r Husband.
Peddler-— Wouhln't you like a-n-4»
noth**« for your booaa, mum? ira
very cheering to a hu«d<nd to ree a
m<e motto on the wall when hr cornea
tiome.
Mr* Magge—-Have you got one that
aav*. ‘•r-rtter late than never*”—-Week­
ly Telegraph.
From Fal si««! Maa ta Adaatral
Rear tdmiral <>w>ar W. Faranholt,
Vrute*I State* navy, wl o waa in*|w» tn»n
officer at Charleston navy) ani up to
ab^ut a year ago, and w h«» to now • »•I
tlie retired liât, I* t)«« «»nly »«fficvr in
!•-* râ
wh<> rea« l»r«l the g*ade
t
the errvkw
roar rimirai from llx jMWkiti«?fi i»f en-
Iitwrd man
Admiral >aronh«dt en-
ter»*>I the navy Drat a* a i<»luntsw-r «hir­
ing the Civil war. ani ha« a rorord *d
mote than 16 »»er» >ea *ervi«w
ÂSrÇrUtdr frvparatton for A n
slmiktiint ffr h<xl and
uLi
tint the Stnwcta and H cmv I s if
Promote* DRjrMionChrrnut
nesAAndHfM Contain* nriihT
Ortum Marphinr nor Mineral
IIN
VOUR
Tou Find the Difference
Groesbeck s Lice Killer ”
Save Tour Chickens.
CASTORIA
SM0E5
UNIUM
For Infants and Children.
Always Bought
Bears the
S t *|
Mu •« di
Signature
*u».l*a fair*,
N ot N arcotic .
I nix» ~ 1,¿ »1>,75< Pairs.
>o»v» «■■<*/A Wfi Utrromy
Apetfrri Remedy forCon*tipo
Hon. Sour Stornarti.DiMTfkMt
W< rinvi onvuhtott-t Iran -li
tira* nnd Lost or SlXEl*
Far Suede Signature of
NEW YDHK
I,.'>«»«>,7¿0 l’aire.
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
Ng»»- Year Kenolutlont
IMF Keeiey Cure
»«»• tono) beai Uh»"».
»•»il*
GASTONA
••« »>*•*•«
««»4 tur I«rtk*«uw*n
r««m iM'.tt«t«.
Aa. IS-IHI.