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how di«! you <rt •lung with the butch*!’,
love?
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In Afri a frlat«l • tbr.lling riprflru. •
w bit b br-fHI bla fatally tbrra.
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tt* Tranaiaal w UJern«*»« ai»<l It waa
tbrr* that lb# «Tent orcurrwtt
One etrui g a
t du«k ijr w!f« ant
rhlld w**r* sitting uu the »«rauJa uf
tb* bungalow
I waa rrgagHt a few
ruda away, putting th« finiahi: g tou<b-
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to a bit of wag>»n repairing
servant« were at tbe rear of th« bouse
!f wa* un* if those pwruKarly QU «I
evenings when nothing seen»« to break
th« stiUnesa
Kutldenly I felt, rather than saw.
•otnelhlng m<«v ng near tbe veranda. I
look«*! more ck MMdy. and to my horror
prrvwited an enormous ilou stealing
along Hie gr*»ui nd tn the dire* tton of my
w ife and <1*114 I My wife saw th« erva-
turv> at the same I lists ut. and deaplt«
terror fortunately rrniN'Dol per
tly mothj ml«-«« and silent
rarrrly k nowtng what to do. I bast'
-rent tn war<l the aide of tbe Lungs-
the o ( mmi window of my room
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I rllmne«1 in at tb«
rtfle and leaped l y
Mew c it upon the veranda
« lu> tiffin to think, tbe lh>o
ny dear on*s
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I called
o moi e. and then
•Oft If
hall passed directly over
my
twy a tread and lodged In the forehead
i>f tha lion immediately above the eyev.
nn<1 «trrh br4 him <>n tha ground
Tharr
an '.natant of fearful »u<-
(M*nwz Then I flred again, but th* «e<**
• <! ' ! '*•! i* «• n<»t n* .**4»ry for tha
J on bud barn killed at the flrat »Lot.
Ara To« Itlog All»»« • F •* •• E
I« 1« th» oslr cars l«»r • r n *
Jt lining. ’«HliDI Fool. <«rt«4 •'4 h
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Tl»« lady—Yes. it’« only n»en that
turn tram|*e. Why arm i women idi«’
The Tramj»—lie* AUM» n at S them
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AT SHORT RANGE.
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I nitn the !«--t kri"«ti vrgrtebb» rem-
r*lua, by such a c*>uibiuali. a, pru|>*>r-
lx*u and |>r.«.-aa a« tu hava mrativ*
po«w |*culiar to llarlt
Ila cure» of arrufula, ecaema. twri-
aaia, u»l rvary kind < ! hun. r. aa well
aa catarrh and rheumatism — |.r..ve
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Wall and Kspreaa. "t.ut I Lave never
known the average almanac to «Led Its
old tlUM l b a«
That 1« why I algb f< r
a moderu almanac with half tou« pk>
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yet 111 tl
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for their
pera uf the Ink*
long wiuter suj<
mld*t I of
tbe anowy ami
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along tbe l>«nks
en rivers and
otter*, rntnka.
at res m« Bear*,
niarteii*. fotca.
and wolever
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For In Unti ¡tad Children.
caught In tbelr triij*« and the man who
can ati umulate « g*»«»d «tore of tbe
furs of any of these animals it well re
wsrded for hi* bant winter a work.
Bear. th.
But the greatest prise, which all aeek
Signature of
and eOBip* steely few get. • tbe rare
♦»!•• k foi. <»f which only about half a
An AdcapUklt N< <hk#f
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duren are k.lied in a sca«<*fi w
who*«
soft
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vmr wife lib
to th«
robe la «‘•till fr* in
that ls«ty who
»cd m n« it i - r?
From twenty­
Burear—4>h all right’
Hh« ha»ii t trapper who tAkrs It
five to forty alhergray fotr» are
a4 many g «n» »-
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caught tn a arason; their pelts bring
St4»p guessing ! Try a certain cure t -r from |!<M> to S2R0 ap‘e«*c. The prices
tminful alimenta bv getting at t v a of bear pelts y ary from 910 to 125; of
Irijitle «»f Hanim a W'iaard oil.
!>«av«r from ST •*** to $7, of mink, from
SO to
91.AO tn >B, of marten from
( sum Enough
9 12 and of otter from 94 to
I loose ii ««per—Why did you leave
NO CHANGE IN ALMANACS
your la»t placet
Servant—Failli, tho la.ly and her
Heme »»Ole, l-ew»« l«*»bje*t »tatter in
hu«l«nd was always qnarrrlln'.
Them for Many <*e*«er»tlona.
"What did they quarrel al»-*it?’’
"What I'd like to »*-e. remarked the
‘ ' B*'k a»o I wouldn't . ■
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druggist on the corner, ‘Is a family al­
week« was up."
manac filled with half tone ph tur. a It
♦•♦••♦•♦••♦•♦«♦♦♦♦♦••♦♦a«« would tn- a novelty to sootlu* the eye«
♦ [Jft i G ÖNßl OCoßUPlÙUt • and mind Wi- who have gone through
many years nt thia l*u«mr«a and ha»e
î H Bìt D AtIO T*U9 OUARAMTftlìZ had ample time to digest the couutle««
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«OWÍ /• fbm r/ereo to UAt It.
free almana*-« devote»! to the relief of
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al! bodily ills and 'sure guides to
Not Nelkcabl«
health.’ know the a»erage * almanac
Willie—Why, Uncle Jake, b«»w you from cover to cover. The wood cuts
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that decorat some of them were
mu»t have changvwt!
Unelo Jako— W list du y»»'i mean, for our granddaddies and ar« a a fa
miliar to t! Hr fading Tlalona aa they
Willie'»
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" P 11 .» »« y * 11 «• *it t-r n -<riung \ ■ u a» > Interesting to our own rbtldren
recall perfectly the almanac of by
had a terrible head on you.**
boy hood
“After giving the church ‘Lita and
There !• irrrta’s
llpaea for the
disease th«t has ryrkee of time, with the
come down to ua year and tbe br»l time during that
through many cen term In which to ol*«erre the planet*.
turies an-l u It liad an address to the alck atn! a ta­
older than ble abowh.g Hie mean time of dfge«
bittrvry itself, tlon uf ti c dlfl’ervnt urth ¡»-a of <llet.
yet very few
Then followed a choice variety of an­
outside ol
cient J<‘ke*. Inter»perwed with the sun
those who have learue 1 fr m bitter ea
pefience know anything ol its nat ic < r and mom phases for every month ea h
tbarai terGt-. «. Al fir»t a 1 ’’ e u rt ol da> being marked with such phenom
«»re appears, thru glands t f the n- a <’t «-na and !mi*»rtaiit event«, such *•
mias «well, pun| rs break out on the KwettehLorg iM>rn* or han»«« admit
breast, back, or «-»me other part of the fed * At tbe h«-ad of ea< b month waa a
body and fill w th yellow pustular matter .
th« niuuth an I thrust U- ?ne • e an I woudiut representing some tliuHy r«
minder or »• ene of tbe month uieu
the t<*ng\»« is at all tunes l»a<llv c-u’.r I
For Instance January
was
Headaches are frequent, end m
•« and tinned
hnnta throb and h it, etpe unly <’
generally deputed with sfmw > <vered
lamp, rainy weather Thrae are «».me oi ground and womlHiim felling
huge
lb« symptoms of that moat bxth -ie<4 tree«
February showed the farmers
ill di»e.4»c«. Coatagio 4 T'. -d P
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threshing grain In an open barn,
March displayed the arrival of tlie
Contagious OU d 4F t.
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seed« and April the «owing of them.
Blood Pol.on .
For Mar we bad a woman and chll
tatrn up with it within a short !
after dren working in the garden planting
batnf iiioeul«t».l. while other, sh. w but ¡»ofted flowers and In June the farmers
llqfht evidenea of ans taint f r a I ■
were gathering tbe flrat of their crop.
time after esj«>«ur-, but it« ten.lencv in
rrers ca«e 1« to complete destiurtt. n *4 July showed a boy fishing In a pond
with a stately boU->«> and fine looking
tbe phratcel «»«ttiu, » «.ner or later.
August illu«
S. S S 1« a «afe an.! infallible cu-e f >e windmill at bl« l*a< k
thia !>o*l disease tbe on!» air lot« f .r trated the grs'n < uttl g time and Hep-
this apeclfec p*.i»*»n. It cures A' ■' «<i » teiulwr gathering of a ¡»plea, pears and
■l*«»f Poison in every f. rm an I st *t;e other tree fruit
Then ram« the har*
thoroughly an! permanently. S S S
veat of corn f<»r (hdoiver a ibuoting
contains no Mercury. Potash or other
harmful minerals, but is atr
« I acene for chilly November and a warm
entire!» a vegetable remr l* « . I we * ! i firrs'ule with a giant <'brl«tmaa tn«
... . re.** ! foe proof that It is nut. for bleak I »seemlier.
’•The odd thing now about this old
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DK.PAMTMKNT. „
n< , Bob;, fashioned almanac la thl* Go over to
the neif drug store you meet and pick
work tn r»ll»vlng «uffortne
Oiva our
»kyatrlan« a short bl«tore of yourca»« up the first almanac you < an lay hand«
and e-t (hair advtc«.
This will cost to.
You will t»e surprt«ed to note th«
eon aolhlne. »"4 what yon say will ba
h«14 in atrietoet
eonS4snca.
Wtth marked similarity between the old and
The latter is made up of th«
tbatr help an4 a copy of our book on tbe new
Oenta«loua
Blood
Polson
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aaa feature« I bare m ent lone* I st being In
Manse» your »wn ea»» and eure yone-
th« old, even (a th« ’unsolicited tr*t1-
•elf »1 hose»
monlala selecte«1 from thousand* re­
•VIFT SPECIFIC CO , Atla.ti, Go.
ceived.’ the table for foretelling the
weather thro igbnut each year, • nd
perhapa the latest postage laws.
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thia ble««ed world of otira.” said th«
!»m < 4 »V dPri<gia*4
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druggiat a<
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Itilson—Only (• r a 'lay'» »heading
Jitneon—tiraat »nake»'
car load of freight*
Bilwn—Thew ongea << ntain l»»-k
Wil»
tl.o larg' -I ai d
dtum ol tho gam** laws o< the state
I
don’t want l sh.c.t anyttiing nt of
aeawm.
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* It 1« i* bully Inspiration.'’ »nid KJujrr
Ito* man. tbr «uthur f Go Way Bg< k
• nd Kit lluwii ”
Mr Bowman ta a
negro. He was boru
n l>euver and lives
n New York
"Ever «Ince I could
fl r a t rememticr I
w*« humming Ute
ly airs of my own
and putting word«
to them which werv
funny — every laat y
laughed at them,
suyway
A n d «o
when I
went to
New York I deter­
mined to make u«e
of my talent«, anl
I have done ao.
"When my ma*
lerpte-e, ‘Go 'Way
Back and Hit
In ubatlag I practically
uatraclseil my»elf from family and
friend»
<>t«-»t subjects cannot be
treated lightly. I felt the ln»plratlon
In n *. to >-> tupose «<>tuethlng that would
enter Into and become a part of the lit
erature of music, and I gave in y nelf tc
It aa only the artlat can.
"I bare, however, turned out nome
other compoaltlona >f which. I bt•! eve
I have nraaon to feel proud There I«.
fur Instance, the lyric. I’ve Got Chick
en on the Brain ' which ha« l»e, oine so
t- pular In New York That came to me
one evening after I had returned from
a birthday party. I recognize! In It at
one# a« material for a >-laaalc, and I
g« YF tuy whole mind to the production
The i au.oaa It has achieved fully re
pay» me for the brain work I etpettded
on It.
Allentai I mounter
The taar'a last visit to France ha a
filled the Fr*-n* b papers with retnlnis
rem ea of hla former atay
One day be drove incognito to the
bouse of Letlbet, then president of the
senate, and while hla <-ompanlon went
In to announce the visit, lie amiiM**!
himself by putting bls head out of the
window and looking at the people who
passed.
A whistling street boy approached
and recognised him In spite of the
pialnpeos Of h'.a equipage He atupped.
took off hla ap and «aid. Cheerfully,
"Good day . air! How Is the emprewa?’*
The tsar was naturally surprised, but
be replied. with a «tulle:
"Thanks. young man
The f tn pre«a
la quite well, and baa en Joyed th« trip
very much."
The l»oy seemed glad to hear It. nod
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tbu» cordially arvosted. was the only
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»Ira tk lilltnan a ■*«<-< «-«.lui Ilan. tire.
Mrs C. N. Whitman, of Denver,
Colo oni.« the large t ra b f any
woman In the world
It la located lu
Teina near Taacoaa. and la called tbs
I. S ran '1 after l.u leu S ott the flr«t
owner. The ranch Is thirty mile«
square ami la devoted entirely to catti»
rat, ng
Mr« Whitman makea her
l one In Denver : Ithongh «he la ah
•«•nt a great deal, both at the ranch and
nl .- pe M-v Whitman un lenata: <!•
the manageuieut of the ranch thorough
ly
When down there «he ride« over
It from day to day ou horseback, »nd
keeps hcr«e|f thoroughly Informed as
to Itti need« She know« both end» of
the business, how to raise cattle and
bow to aril them profitably
HIS MAJESTY 8 AUTOMOBILS.
r Ip!i«>«4 of tha l.MBBrlu«« '• hiela
Ordered í««r Ri»«a tLdwerd.
In b • majesty the King uf Eugland
motoring pi w«***«*« una uf Hl kr*ne*l
•uppurtert.
S ip e the gaye ut the Knglith guilt
I »aim 1er. wbkto wat be majesty's In*
Itlal eiperlrnetit in ox*tor ownership,
•¡m’a a n >mtM>r of cara bara patted
through tha gates ut fUndringbam fur
Li« ut*. but hie In'erret in thia form
of Uxumuthin .t uà*Unteti
1 he maj*»rtty <»f bla can. b-’wetar.
..ite been (’«» entry I »a. mirre. *n th«
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■ • u uf w • b b.a tuaj» 4ty ba» ee<
the «ery ne.e* tar y at ample of rw'uut
Aging the home luduairy. The laat car
4uppiirk| him waa • gre«f. roomy.
furtable iaht le. pr n ¡»ally destined
( >r use at ah«»»! ng ¡»arflat and similar
fuu> ' h»ne. ani known at the I »eat ere’
tr
I a. bowerer. !• ent rely ever*
• »ad >we*t| by the aplead d carriage
w .. u they are building for him at 1t>e
l»r* wni moment, ¡»articular« of which
are u>*w piibTwIir*! for the first time.
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ar *i
4 * i '-»» ph ry I•• uler,
u li t»e fitlrd with a XI lx » ree power,
f
• yllmler motor, runo ng at a n>r*
n .11 *l»e«'t uf 720 revtrtutlun* It * |g
»igned to carry sufficient petrol fur •
rua of ¡50 mile«; u fltlkwl with t»lh
•tartric and tub« ignition and it gear-
cd up to twenty four mile« an hour.
Th« car I» unquesiu*o»l*ly iti» m<»et
luiurious ever constructor! th» body
differing ma
ally from tbe ordinary
form.
i ie tonneau w bleb 1« of the roomiest
and hi
cumfortable description. 1«
designed to bold siv passengers and
ti • ««ata are bi lt ou» lerabiy abuv«
the two In front infrnled fur the use
<>f tbe mechanician ant au attendant,
in order that the passenger« may ole
tain an uninterrupted view ahead Th«
aeata ar« rounded and are fitted with
One gam« curtain« un either si J*«
which may l»e drawn at will.
U b le rffe* tually protecting the royal
party from the dust, they are sufficient­
ly transparent to allow of au uninter-
:ui» . d * ’W of the a< enery on ail « des
At tbr La k of the tonueau gla*a « q
dowa rltciid from the dour upward to
the canopy and furui a further protec-
t'un against dust, that arch eurmy of
tbe motorist.
1 he w hole of the cog. h work, says
the London Mall, which Is of the fin­
est possible description, will tn» paint­
ed In the royal colors.
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Portland
JOH\ POOl I , Portland. Oregon
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Sac.«k* samt lur pAr(W*«.MSk4
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WEATHE3WI5E.
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<<SI«wpl<wa*' wants to know
MU'hat
would )Ou giv« a d g tu prevent its
Imrkmg at night'
“Gir« it away.'*
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:avr leviti*«
In Doubt.
Bildsd—Did the »lie of her pile makr»
you hiwltate?
Perkin«—Ye«. For a long tin»«» I
didn't know how much "he bed.
A Pt au» I bl« TMory.
She—I wonder why a man's hair
Woul.t lie t arlul In Fighting 'Satire« turn» gray b*-f- re hi« l»-ar I
He—Ob, that is ea.ily eiplain«!
of Jungle Conntrie«.
There 1» UMially alenit 20 year*’ differ-
Captain Steele, of ilia Slith Infan­
erica in their rv.-epoctive ages.
try. after an etperlevtce of the condi­
tions of warfare In the I'hlllppln««.
R<aliatl(.
strongly urge« that dogs should 1» at
Grimo»—What »to you think ol
tn. i .d to the army. In the Army and
landsman* ' marine n -vrl *
Navy Journal he eipresaea the «pin-
Hurley—It is tlie most perfect thing
hi tl <t dogs i-.' the only ». ..u'< the.t
I ever g”t hold uf.* It actually i» »ur-
. mi secure a aiunll detachment against
cl i arge» t with the sea. I was »idk
auibuali on
tha trails 'hnuigh the««
(orw I had rwui three pages of it.
tropical Jungle«
The bush Is so dense that Hankers
It It Running Down.
are out of the question, and trails ar*»
“I should ««Ivi*»,” «aid th* polite
so crooked and over such rough let» croupi 1er, as ho raked in another »tack
rltory that the point, at one or two of I* .rd Ibwslyn’s blue checks, “that
hundreil yard«, is out of «ight of th» you taka aunmthing for your «vaimi.’*
main p»rty
I lie liiaurgeiH«. lying In
ambush usually, or often, let ibe point
(irasshoppot In South W«l<s
pa*a «nd open with a volley upon the
Gra««*h<»p|»ern «re *» great a plague at
wagons «nd main body of the escort, IJ .
St.
, 1 . W i • •
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ltuy open from apparently Impene­ K, ■ ’,
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trable Jungle, «ml at « range from leaving Ilio (OVO fai (“tal JarkuuM.
thirty to two hundred yarda. They
Woman in Rttpona.bl« Petition.
tire one or two volleys, then usually
run «way
Sometimes never a man
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of them can be seen.
V . has I wen admitid »« A partner I ■
The d*»g» p inters or bound«, would her brother in Ili» lare» knitting mill»
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need little tr t .1 : <-
1'hetr Inntln-H and li.i»
for hunting «ml «mining tn every hois
Worth M»k«« th« Pn<«
• nd corner would lie »uth. lent to Jus
“l>ivor.».»,” eaid the man who want­
ttfy their use
Captain Steele t*o«,* « *|og nam­ ed to talk and pl.llo~ ph ire. “net m re
ed Done, and I aasert» that up to the than marriage» ”
"Certainly,” said the pra.An al n m
dale uf writing no dets btu.-nt with
which It baa le-eu out ba« fallen Into "Why io.t* They are worth moro
DOGS AS SCOUTS
■ n ambuscade
Tlw Gam« *»/ f«m<_
■’He went with ua last winter on
H*rlhl*a—|b> you think y«»ur new
General S.-hwan'» h»n< ■outtiern ram
pstgn.’’ says « ’aplani Steele.
and novel will -eli?
Stublm—Sell? Ye«, sir-ee; I’ve hired
ll»e*l for more than a mouth on scraps
b. rear. I and
of hard bread and bacon. He corerevl a Cllb »g*> n an to cv*n e
•It time» a« much ground every day claim the plot. — l>etroit Fres Tre.
a« any man of the column, and I« the
Limited Amhitton
friend ut every soldier lu my battab
Hr—I wupp»M»e V' u wotihiu t think of
lou."
marrying a man uniat* hr cottld afford
to give you a yacht**
>.t|wMilng a F raud
If I rtuüy
She—< >h. I don't know
1
honest holders of accident Iniur
ai.ee pull le« freqiietilly put the com- loved him I would I« « j H h fir’d with a
paulea* physl. Ians to nev*.lles. trouble little «mack occasional) v.
by claiming damage for trlttiug hurt»,
CATAHKIi CAVWOT hl Ct REI»
whb ’1 under the law entitle them to
noticing
Some deliberately practice W th '.oral »ppiMath»na, as ’hry duiû"' res« h
a a
fraud, say a a physician quoted In the
a
e
a r
a "4
>><>«»
Atlanta Journal, slid pret. d to ha.e e« e . 4t taa<* ?
Is
B tai
a ’ »
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allmeuts w lieu they are sound In ev­ on th« t gam I » > ] d o e • rf* e« fiai. « < a
lartiii ur4 ’RU -I » .1 .ei sr «tn-
It « »
ery part
prsrn r. bed hr one of ths beat ph y
taa« n ••
A f«w days ago. says the physician.
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I wn« autuuioued to a hoepltai to ei 11.4«'’ p «• i üt lb« »-*• IO 4 B
t>:1 with tue ba«t b.oAid i>jr>Q« • aetlng «1
amine a uiau who prwteuded to have
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bad hla hearing totally destroyed by «1«’ «4 •«<.
«Ayn.lar '
«•■¡il«.»»
«.
|O4«I.
the premature esploaton of a blast. rtend f< r tret m .n « <, f *r
F J « nr • FY A •
propra lu! io, O.
I bad an Idea from the «'art that th.»
«r t b» dr « 4 4 r ' •
Usi.» ftauküÿ > .la are uw ’*et-
uiau was shamming, but all the teats
that 1 could spply seemed to »how
The Cyatc.
that be w»» «tone deaf Mtlll I was not
" Ths number mf |»» pls wh
ik
satisfied, »nd resolved to try • little
English," said lb*amateur statistician,
strategy
"I« now llfi.OOO.OOt)."
< o.v t g the nurse lu-f rehand how
"Ilia a wonder,” Mid the <»m
to act. I entered the room hastily and
"some of them do not fimi their say
cried
"Quick, quick! The firs
on to the «tage
gulshsr! Where Is It* Never
the deaf man’ Have youraelf"*
Then we both m«hed to the <l<»or
but the patient was qul. ker than we
were, and got out before u»
He had
the good sense, however. Io reailso
that the game was up. and be never
appeared again.
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Inavpa.tvd Happanlng
Caller—I« the oliti r In?
The lnq>—N.q*e
Gvits hum«.
"Not III. I In j*?"
"N.qe
Wife t«*|eph<.tied liaby
asleep.
Wont home to
lookoi Hk» "
J SDCKEB
Smpl« Wh«n You Know
V ' AND ■ IMPUTI
“I
up in tho mill 'li«’rt< t t. day. sr**Aue o» »,!»*• ns
• • * •
CATAlOi^t > rs'
Frightfully noier up Ibero."
Ji'Ow-n
L
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aar-rvv
“ I Lai’* fight. Vvo got a friend who
a » - : w c ? : o
>
live* up there
Iteran t h«*ar hitnwif
tulk in his h«mse."
"My! Boiler «hop nett d<mr?’*
"No. H«’a d»wf and dumb.**
|*ri»et»-fet»
With
flissrg
Within
Vavar
l«»rfit»
«is
Y»«rg.
Thi« wa* the ra»e of Mr Eli Wilt­
shire, of l«aiitlsd'*whe Terra»«, Caine,
Wis., who, «luring tbl« time, miffrrvd
the m<»«t Intense agony. II” writ«*«
"I heartily wfi«l«»r»e the testtn»<»mala
which y »u ¡»ublieh of St Ja»’ K« Oil aa
a j am killer, for I have lewn a «’db rvr
Iron i h‘ Ui rttt«m and kin-lr»»-l << m*
plaint* at different tin <•* during the
ia»t twenty years. 1 hat© been laid
prtNdrate with rheumatic fever -n times
during that period, therefore I t'*'H«i ler
I kti"w something al<*»ut rhen natiam.
Curing all <*f the*e twenty year« I have
trie*! varimi* adverti«w«| r!■run..»in rem-
edie*. oils, ointment* and eriibr-* atioiuh
Vine "f tl cm gate »• e relief, hut w hen
I tried **t J*<•*»!»« Oil I f<»uml it ra-ed
the j»ant almost immediately, and Inta
d<>n«9 for me what all other rem«-.| e«
put t«»zethcr newr began t*» d«>.
"I c*Mil«i gi'w you eoveml r»** that
have la*en cure»l, which hate come un*
drr my noth'«, and through my r»M«»m-
f
mendAti<>n. on© of to»»tha< he, one
ABSOLUTE
Genuino
Little Liver Pills
•fluet B car Signatura of
CARTER’S
fae»*a« he ami one «>( *>r« thro.kt
"1 have ret't>mn>ett*|«d St J»»»»i»s<>il
and »hslt continue to do •»» bv every
means in my power, •• I con-i lrr
deam mg."
Trying to F «plain
"Joviar,”
anil
Mrs. Comtaawl.
"what l* tl.eao i***gli)ay shirt« I mw
adverted in the Imrgain sale»*’*
"Well
■> prim an
scratchy
I reckon a
Mgliiay
call a wdt
m .
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r. M. V
Me. I I
wrltltvg I* adwrUsars
M»4Ritij4» thia 4>«p«*r»
I «o f.
pl»*««
F3R
fOR
ron
F4R
F4R
FRR
TOR
NIADACMt.
DiniMESl.
BiuoMsaut.
TMF1Ö IIVTR.
CONSTI FATI J S.
lALLCW SKIR.
TNLCOMFLLXIOR
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I y ■
i
4»44Wt >*VM tetero
ricU* »virrty Vegeivta«.
r iW R
CURE SICK HEADACHE
WASHING MADE EASY
By owing my W ashing TaLLd* No arid*.
Semi ÄO reut« f»»r twkage auffirirnt h»r
J months, with full direction*.
\gviitv
W <«. POW III.
Ito« boo. Porti.mJ, Oregon.
Cure Your Horses «,»
l»le<emurr with
PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS
if ¿tilt <1. *Wr 9t 9tll, «04
<t uri» film it r<»i u iiomakm .
f*a< miin M hmmdy t •» . M Faul. Minn
os«rL8Mai4
I li*u bcra uafng the F«> »«»« Hstvs P<»w
to » 4 the (»«•< Haht m-mths and m that time h<« ver ureal I I lloewe«
• »f braves. IS ->f dietempcr ao <! u <»( th r •»■«*<.- co«tfh
Yosr I’r «*••!» a
MeaurUiee Lavr a<tlonl a great rrt»statl«>n In thle »«« tl >n
r« s>»«a»b W V
no W K*4 SK T 1» « TOKF. < »441 VgrHia F.rtlau.t
Î
r .1-"
Health
Ashriy Wallet a
Million
Mile«
Our cf tbr largest «ailing vesarls fa
tl .- world • tha ■ allf. rma clipper ll.*a
Hr I umt*le*t.
link», which sa.la out of Naw Turk har­
"Ha! La' ' laughed Willie "I rbu. k
bor
Iler capta t. Is J A Amesbury,
r*1 a bananer akin Io front ot da taa fe­
on* of the oldest merchant »kippers
ar "
sail g the »••«. hut still hale and t *-arty
"I don't see any Joke !n that." apoka
amt t “td for many years mor»
For
up hla mother
nrariy forty years be has br»n a cap­
"Don't you? Well, ba tumbled all
tain. sailing un.lrr the American flag.
right, all right."
Mince first going tn aea he ha« «ailed
AS by He I »< ellrvt the 1 , p«w rltee.
In American vesoels "l.ikWt.itno mile«
"I can take B» words a mluote," »aid of •*•», four times the ituin from earth
the shorthand writer.
to moon.” the record It will be remem-
"I often take more than that*' re­ l*errd. of Kipling’s "dour Rcotch engm-
marked tt>« other. In sorrowful •o C
M t ■ dr. " «
A . 1 lie n e er on. s
cents; "but then I bars to. 1 m mar* has bren wrecked!
Tied."
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l'ira* Amerli an l%»at«»fT1< e.
A man will talk f<* hla Interests •ven
The flrat post office In the country
If It Is neeenaary for him to say that was that of New York, ret«ldlsh«*d by
black Is white.
the art uf Parliament Io 1710.
Why uot be
l[$liO IND mtlf
tjuARAxnn i».
AMI SOI II I \ 1 Mt \A Ili KI
You can grt encouragement In many
■ to-*n where you • an t g»-t a dollar.
1
•• For 2S year» I ha»« ne»er
missed taking Ayer’s Sarsaparilla
every spring.
It clean»«« mv
blood, make» me feel strong, and
do«« me good in event way.”
John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N T
Pure and rich blood
carries new life to every
part of the body. You
are invigorated, refreshed.
You feel anxious to be
active. Y ou become strong,
steady,courageous. That's
what Ayer's Sarsaparilla
will do for you.
II N I taffte
An «m*««
VfCf T4fHf SEEDS
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