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Mr* • • ç. J- 4 < Difficult Digestion CHEAP CITY LI VINO Thai i» dyspepaia. Il n.akr» ¡if« ajirfRble. Ila « “ rrr» «al n x «uw uwy is . — but »imply >’•*«•• Uwy mwi ir.M « • ey are ¡rri'.at .< and fretful; but llary c«'.nu< t«e utturrwia«. Thrj . I'.j-iahi «4 a bad Laat« In tbs m utii. a tenderneaa al ibe pit u< tbe •Umi- •« h, • '• » aay 4 puffy fubaaaa, be«da !»♦ hrartburn and wbat mA Ibr «ffrxi rt edy. proved by parrna* I i um of ll. -»a l« >4 »«ver« raaaa. 1» Hood's Sarsaparilla Xi Ma If» Ce«bU|M>«a. Huai I wonder if inaumnla !» «ver conlagloua • Juai Well, I And It affréta me whrn«*vrr our baby baa It PhliadeL ph la Retord. Rhrmr at >.n am! heuralgia w I! no! » * . i. ■ Witacd Oil. M rente • bottle. t (Ka»(,«< • Canxl fatb- Tho camel path which tor <enturl.-a haa formed th« only connection I*— tw.cn Jerautal ni and Nablus (Sy chemi has nt last been made Into a iarrlag. road nearly twenty feel wide A M»iw I ti XX hv ! » y i think Mr. Firhl turai.i hu*ihres? It II« ' • *4 • < why I del m»t attrml cooking weired. Mother, will f nd Mn Winslow's & m > i N I i ., the beat r*n.e*ly Io no lor U>r.r children during ill. teetu.aa period. Aa latp.rst.ea ARCHITECT PRESENTS A VERY INGENIOUS IDEA. H sr 1*1« a r>«4 I mmb fur tabi« Apartment« fur Peepls uf Lianitsd Mean» liera I be Ila» b«iur of fr.itbsr baa May Liv« 5k«lj I m On» Moo mb . ”1 bate au auarvblAt friaod.'* «aid tb« mau w bu I imuwb a guod tuauy pwopl«, * w bu b*a a draign For io ap«rtm«Ut bouse that wlU wuVli a rwvulutkrti lu aixwui<MlaUutia fur thus* pwrauua wbu cauuul afford to ba«« mor« lhau un« 11« baa Ailed up «■ »p«.fu.r.«t in Lla uw n L ouim as a «empie, and it really proiMl»ra a ma slug results. I was talking Io him th« other eteuiug uü the problem ui vlty ID lug fof t M’opte uf •mall tu«*«n». bathdora and hadiclur maid«, aud that kind prm< li«aily, wb«u hw aak««»> m« to <x»tu* with bim and •»•<’ Wbat br bad ««uh rd <»U that llur XX r went up to hla third 0<»ur hr la able to own a L»)U sm * uf Lila own aid &• uab eml uir Into an at*artu*mt wbl« b was «buut twvnty frd lui g and tru frrt whir, with a Anv largr window at »»n« • nd aid a »mall d<~r at th e other II* «•krd iur what I thought «»f It, ami I kmfccd around a minute to reach a cun 1 clualoti. *’lt »a« nhrly ca rpvt rd I brr» na» I on* rliatr a nd t here w a • a two light . chamlrlirr a lout the » rutrr of the cull Ing The ruutn waa nhrly pa;*rrtw| un one wall and at thr rt»da. but tbe «»p|M> a.tr able Wail waa rntlr»4y wa!n«R*ot«d. na I thought I told bltn It looked all right for a »Itting r»<»m fur on«, but bryoud that Ita uarfulnraa srrtn«»d to me to br aoturwhat r«wtr1<‘ttw) H« I iAllghrd and aakrt) liir If I really ' ti.ought m ». and going <>»«r to the wglna ' O'Hoolaban—M .11, thè l«arn I. paini* rvtlhg hr turn«*) up a Httlr handle «vi an' Ol ii tale tliol tuouey il it • all really n»d a dn»>r It reveal«! a tbo rotti .e to v.m. t hriBi't big m«nigh t<> a<) «»mm<d»itr all Ottlt.gcr ( «tirptiw»l>—Why. you mn't the «’k»th<*a an urdinarj person wotUd bave Jo.lt.tol it eo e-a>n. l’at' <*arr to bavr |l«4uw It there wbb » O l|r>.|alian (tritimpbanllyI— Hure. drawer for «bora and Hxat •»»rt Oi I. v, tir. <">1 miztoj thr yr||ow |«aiut “Then hr went right <»n with hl» b«r thr fimi et w hi tbe grane (or ll.r eewmd, an' (-1 |-jjt l»>th <v*eta <m to- mrlatioita hw «Ing mr tu •t»irr at bltu g et ber lo saie Urne — Jtr «tklyn l.agle. Hr tururtl d«>w n a nl<*e t»vd aimliar to tlir alwpftig <Ar *arl*4ji, adjoining It waa a <'hlff<i>tii<‘r with half a d »sen drawer* in it and n gltt«* at the top. thr gl.i*» Iwlng r<»t|rr ale«) by a lid which dnqqiod *!<>wu, making a ahrif for toll« No Mod<l arti’lew H<)<'iid w.» a A»»!* stand “I know a man whew wife nevrr opening up m tbe mm me way. with wa sp'kr a word to him *U>ut money,’* he ter tank. bowl, alop jar Abd all In an •aid. ulbrr pla* v »«• a d»«or (hat f«’il down, “XVhat a mold hu»l>an<i hr must making a amuil laldr. and revealing have I <e*-n!M remarked a woman in thr a «*upl*»anl w hrrr dish«** aid food cx.tmpany> might lx* kept, in »fill «n«»ther. a sltnl “XX hat a model wife, I »hould MJ, lai lid dropping mad«* a writing table, rather,” corrrctnl thr *e«<»nd man. and rrt^41**1 »pacr and abeKIng fur a ”1 don’t know a)»»ut that.” said the goo«l «Urd library w .rh a book for Ink. flrat a|»-ak<-r, “•hr was d««af •nd pen« and «m b thing« A half dosen ■in.! ’ ' ,.i '. I-skc Hrral'i. hsith«! «tMrrrd arata were bidden In th«* *amr nay, read) to lx* puli«d down hKArVlRR < l MW«»T ns < < Kin for ii*«* -i-id bdilid *’.(*'h <»f th«*m wna ■ • • •• ri y iur« «¡ j ran not rrsr h tb» •hrh mg thr depth of tbr w alnacotiiig cj - * ft < | 1 •« '1 n o! 11»» • «at It« - la • n y <»«»• Above thr t«rd * - a s by <F.m«t|U*« bring ilsout tu»» f«*vt vi • r lo e «i rv < « ■ U» » fti |«H<ifl «•» |*««1b«*4 >i • * • 1 1 « ft ) IS and .iM’wlirrr al*mt thr wainst'otlug f*r • 1 • i.U. U« n <*l lb* gu > <>Ua i msg t>f th» wrrr draw «-I a and alndtra. room fur a F itllwLiRB lui«. W b«n 11.>1» 1 ■‘w <rt.a In F*U.e-1 * .-! 11 • ’ C a r-1 M>«l ng M*«r paa n. t b •) • g * 1 * • 1» H • < tir«iy - .'« mm S trunk, mu) little <*ubb)«>uh*s for «tortiig . * • ■ - es • • «1*r : .ft- thing* until trail) hi that on«» waif, ’ r 1 tzi twrnt) frrt long and ten fevt high, waa •! r ■ ■ » • . t - ’ iri » «» » e • ! <aa.i. . f SB'« »ei'» room fur more »tuff than nine l«*ntha »»-■»• ' » I » » v ’ • fa«»«4 uf |Mw»p)r ba i «• a » Í th« wi0«*>- s»*zrtai«a We » i g e <• e H -r-*t I i«r» far »ny ’ I forgot to any that tbr Inaldr of thr rat .fl'* *» • •« I I i • • ih«l can high «-luas’t fur duthr» wu» a mirror • • I I - « Ha * ■ a *r i. « un h«u4 lue flirt. «I», ; »e fret l»y G frrt In ate«*, and hung juat F ! ( III M Y A CO . Isieds. O gold by l'fugg »ta. 7 « right I*» »ee oliva a« If in when hr waa li».. » F «o» H» l’-.llâ ar« Ib» iMMrt. ready tu go out I looked nt thv laj util of h<>u»rli(»ld c*uiii vnirnrr* in atnat«* Il Uepeads mrnt. and wh«*n hr had »hut It all up First Clsappie — I aay. -dd rhap. again. i«Milng tbr haiximsni«*. well light l'tn u” tt g to a btg shoot Whst sort «•d sitting room. I *>»uld »< nr> <*l> rrai.xr of a tij» rbotild | give thv ker-j.-r? that I wa» not in tbr borne of a tnngl -*o.otid Cliapple — Il rlepemia on clan who tuu<*b«d tlir wall* and brought w livre j -u hit bim —lamdon Punch forth what hr wteti«*) My frlrid told IDc ti«» ha»! more <*wln «•niriirr« In mind fur rather largrr ruuiua, our l»**tng a «huwer bath to take thr placet uf tbr For laiants and Children. Ba»!) aland Hr »nld hl* Idea waa that th!« kind of a mum muld l>r u«rd in buuar« uf any kind, but be d»w gn«d It r« I mm daily For the apartm« nt bun*«- of ,h’ thr ! utnrr. When ' rbgrnvu.« 4 C # or a woman might g. t m»me of the com fort a uf a home In a n«»m that would F.l«tfk Road to Ml Blase nun only Siu a ttxmtb rent atd still i»r During thv j*a«t summer an deetric a good Investment fur tlir rm) «»tate rallrttad was «’»•tuplr!«*i to thr l<»4 of owner. Thr lx»rd only kimwa wbm XI ’int Hlam at Vbam-unn. whi«h that <«»*! thnr la on h>g " <M«nclud4d makes it ]--**il»|r to rr.t.*1» that place the talker “but thousand« arr walling (f’-m <irn«*tii in thn «* and thrwquarter» fur It.” New Xurk Sun hour» But fe-ently tlie journey »a* bv dilgirncr and took tE»e greater part ROSA BONHEUR S LIONS of a day. CASTORIA The Kind You Have Always Bought A7o External Symptoms The blood may I« in bad condition yet with no eitvrnal aigna, no (kin eruj ' i or sores to indicate it. The iytn¡ l'.m< in aw h case, being a variable •I lpoor ¿.¿evtioti, an in.leecribablt weaktivM and nerv..«:.»«, k>aa of ßc-vl ■nd a general run d-.wn condition of the System—clearly showing the blood hai lust its nutritive quahtiex I as Ircoene this and watery. It Is in juat such caws that S. 8. 8. has done amie <4 its quickest and tno-.t effective w- rk by building up tbe I! -el an.! au; plying th' elements lacking to make it a* t.g an ! vigorous. •• Mr wife used sev- eral bótti*» of S. 8. S. as a blood jmrif.er and to tone un a sed and emanated avwtem.wilh very ma: krd effect by wav of improvement. *'We regard it a great tonic at I blood ourtfler J I'. Durr, l-rinceton, Mo. * ■ ’ / -A 4^ '* ,i,e lri-«*r*l °« all 1 K - j VJir » Wlff I‘"’*-•*’"n r.»trenj;th return», an 4 nrrrou.nru vamthet ae eew rich pure bin»! otxe more circulate» thmvgh all parts of the system. 8. S Si» the only purely vegetable blood putitier kn own. It contains no tnm era'« whatever. Sen ! for our free book on blood an.l »km dieeaaea and write out pby.tian» for any mf mat ion or a! vice Waste,! No char ,e f r medical advice. Í the twin tetcinc co. anaatA. «a. U-X¿JfcLUJ«7E wus ositi A á I (IM IA a L ■ • h -jruv tn (tn A A fi fs» «• »1« RO’S. I Ciaretr« l*er«s»n«l Wetullelckun« ,»f tbe .Ns»tr<l Fainter, I do not know »Uy. but in«tlu<-tivrl> •»W 41 uiy thoughts I pls. r baud and Ho»a li»uli<-ur s.dr by • de 1 bate kttuun tliriu bulk intimately, ■ ml they bate left me tbe aaiue <m pre.alou of rrpoae. of toil, blog ua.ie •• of aluiplk-lty aud g.- ili..-.. (¿»i-rge Hand poa.e»aed a util.i.ie ebarm In ber egpres.lt« eye. tho.e bls. k lakes, lu which one might al* most bathe, s. <>u. e said to lu<- M me. » let or Hugo, who alao bad moat beau tlful eyes When tbe great novelist took her walks abroad in Xohaut. tbe little blr.ia winged their flight to her Ibatlueilveiy. ■ nd per.-tml U|..n her sbouidera It waa tbe anme with lbn>a Honheur Rbe loved tbe auiitiala. au.l th.- animal, loved her lu fact, she vs.-n-i.eU a magnetic power over them. The tierce watebdoga of th» bou.e at Uy were like lamb. In her presence Tame lion, she bad about her. too, tbewe majestic creature, that she ao love.! to f>n!ot. aud wbow man.-, .be would .mil.ugly earea, wit!) her delicate hand Tbe deer of the fereat contemplated her with a glance of revv>gnltlon. a. If they comprehended that she waa In truib their painter M Gerome. when lie wished to paint ll -n. tl.ltn! the tain er, Teaon. at t!..- Jani n .!.-. Haittaa, ■ nd made hla atndlea scrca the bars of the cages. Bonbeur tried a different plan. Kbe actually gave the freedom of her gardena to the Ilona of the me nagerie at l!y. Moinetlme. tbe paaaers- by on tbe road would regard with atu- pefactlon a tawny llou crouching on the terrace of Mlle Bess, and gazing majestically from the bright of the wall which formol hl« pedestal, ttorely frightened, pedestrlana would hasten their step«, a» If they fear.il the femeions beast would leap forth n|w>n them. The Hon. however, remain ed quiet. Poaelbly he de.plvol tbee bipeds; or. rather. If we may believe R..aa Bonbeur. he waa in reality both good and kind. It amu.ed him to see tbe people stare. However, after a while the artist grew tired of eotertalu ng «u h eip^n «Iva gueata. wLIcb. murwver. lu ap.te of all aMuraueea. kept tbe Brighter homi la a cuneta nt state of (erruf 1 be llua la all right la tbe laud« ape. ant on caavaa. but uot uu tbe terrace ever* luuklug the highway ituaa lUnheur gaie brr laat lloa. «o carefully tamed, to tbe Jardin d- a Plantea, and It waa a privilege to bear th« charming wutuau teil uf ber «lait tu ber imprlaoued pet. uf bow aa-l be waa. revellug uu longer lu tbe carreare of Lie mlatrrae. ah-le bla mane loo h «ni dirty ami um-utubed “Tbe pour animal.” aa .J the. ”rwae up when be aaw me. ami hie glam e. au rkxjueüt and pathetic. a«-ecned tu teli me I am wruug hla luuk actually «aid See what they baie done to me I am weary I auffer. bave me* Take me ba- k ” ” It waa nmre than touching to bear I U hm Bufi heur apeak of ber mod«!» with auch «lacer» and deep affection Jibe «bowed for the»** » aruiv-»r hi » brute« the «ame tenderne«« that ah» evinced toward the deer of thr forest Julrv ('lartHle in Harper a Magazine Vifcteut but Futite. A Utt Utep *■-*/ «h —»Thea aay wl»en, labile 1 (Hl fl I J — - A V ana sea ike wl «s y Y«<th«r Small \or Shari. • » An*lr«*w ('arri4*gie i* « »mall man Small! There’» never thing »mail aUxil Carnegie • ! »• <a • rt * » • away!’ o.t L-l 1.» ■ •* when y "i I w«a worth a |««nny? * willing to take chancsw — lfetruit Frw Pre*«. A Ch.»«»« ChHiree j*n fn»m time imtnr- • ■ « air and .»rd t«» ¡ «int t' «««uri • !v f i. ..©d lettera t *h«* <T ìi >« m » alpha*» * The TOO FULL FOR UTTERANCE TM F««■<•! Wsy OUT Of DHTHS JÁWS Missouri Historical < «»llr«-th»n F A. Mampaon. of Medalla. Mo. haa given to the Missouri Historical Society hla library of T,<M«) titira I «rah ng on Mlaaouri hlwt»»ry. which he Ita» I « « n rol letcing for thirty three year« \m Hort <»f knn krrs. The latrat tblng In knorker» haa a »mall mlrror enfrsmed Io it. «o that a vlsltor can aw wbet her hi« or her per ««mal appra ran er I« currevt liefere m trrlng ibe houer |{ow mysterious two turo wbro talh- log lodge basinet«: ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills Mun Boar Signature of roa auoAcaL CARTER'S roa oiniaut. FDR FOR FOR FOR FOR RlUOUllUt. TORRID LIVLR. C0NSTIPAT19R. SALLOW SKI«. TWC COMFIXXIOI trouble I’ve g*»t I w i’L I kuvw a r in—n ou many trangvr A IhOTM»<hhr«d. She—!» it true that Tells How He Escaped the Terrors of Many Winters by Using Peruna •*>inr lVirliij«| Plain Itoalse. A l*r«sfe«Mii»Mal “IlMMgrr M« h " Meat« lluelaand What are yo<i <kdng in my 11.« M-.t port»« Ilw%rn t } 1 any tn- noy * W it. I have money of my own. but The New Y<»rk traveling n an get» a lot uf sattefadion «»ut of a practical a man's p*s ket* arc so much rasier to joke. rie<i w hrn It conta h! 'm tbr price And. of a gi»d •■)’iarr uo al Here *• the (kaun< the Fe«y iatrat example “Mlater. could ><»u give me «omr- Hhe>—Is y.»ur ,friri» t going to marry thlng to eat * I ha»« n t Lad anything the w uiuw ? to eat f<>r two da) » ‘ He—I think not. lie V»ld ma he A fat, red fared )M»r»s>u in a needy La-d a livlter «'fter — Htuart Set. •ult bad approached a well dr «-»•rd man on Broadway at H o'clock la»t If Oas la»««». night The w rll <jr> »»rd man pauaed Mr D*4»I m (on thr way tn the race«) and l<x»kr»| at lbs beggar. He bad — Nice rido to the race o»urae, d«»n*t E m - tii a *o«tr<| by thr »«me man tbrv«» you think? night» in aurv«***h.m Mr. llublm ( ti- r\ouwly)— Yea, iwit XX hy. yr» If you are buugry I will think w hat a long waik ba< k help you to a «upper.** ’ Awful hungry ’’ XX rll. <M»mr «n here, then»** and the 1 man In evmirtg clothe« ir<| the way ; Into tbr cafe of tin« Morton lluOae. at I Hroadwa) and 14th atrreL IttVIl I IV1 TUL V They »at duwu at a table aud thr \\ DMAS. mau with money ordered au extra I large alriotu at«*nk with French fried The »latf •»( Ihr I »ent ee Tulli to f Mri ! |«utnt<M*s and off» <• XX In n tb« «red) Tu« b*r 1 Horrible t ■ pvrit Individual flu>»Lr<l with a aigh, be Iru With a Happy K«««1lng. dervd til» thank» ami ird tbo way Co n street. In a minute a well drvased How Mrs. Anna 'I Tucker, of man returned and joined a party uf K- rautli avenue-. I'tics. 5 Y., was three There waa a w III aperad coti -aved ft- n. a horrible fate w I • ti death's •ultatlon. aud one uf them ruse ati'L ;i»i were alm<wt cloning upon lu-r i. went down Broadway. At th* corner • told ill tl I«« following BtatriiH’nt um«l<* I m ’I ow waa thr twggar. hy h« r to a rpjx»rt<*r. Haven't eaten auythlng fur twenty “It wan *•*•!» after the birth of it<v four hours. I am • little l«'y,” *h<* imid. “Threw different Yr«, yea. I'll gtir you a »upper, ilartora hn«l don« their beet fur me, but (’•»tlir Into thr Morton l!‘>U*r.” they all failed to do me any good. Mv "I could get a good meal for half ■ aye fM*ern<H| to l«c a <*oinbinatloti of nervous an-l »tornaeh troiibh** a dollar." «nld th«* lx*ggar. Inainuat 1 ha<l I fainting apuHa, my f< it did not digvtfl ingly. My head “Ob. that'a all rtgbt. Come along, and caused n»e great distress. I felt very badly and at tirixNi I WMR dr- and wr’H ent together.’* I l<*l in weight fr«>m 130 to A ' liriuua. The Ingg.ir f<>li«»wrd reluctantly pound», 1 had no eolur, my fvet »•»<! minute inter hr w ae «rated at the ta hands uero mid and my hinbs bivi a Ide he had left a few munir nt be prickly »M*n-.ition a« though ndrup. I fore. “(live thia man an extra sirloin, »ail red refreshed by ideep ahi>ough 1 slept heavilyT I learned of Dr. W d- French fried potate**«, a cup of coffer. liatii« 1‘iiik Bills from a publish««! rax» and a plr.’* said the boat to the aur fimilar to mine that ha-l l«*en <*ur<*«i bv pH«rt| w alter. the pill«. I t'M»k thr»*» or four U it-* turning red am! ’lhe iiciore I was osttain that ! ua.*» U ¡ng white. hut br held hla nerve When bem'titted, but continued their uae until (hr »teak waa brought lu h»* tried to I «ai entirely cured. «at. and ba did »wallow two mouth “I am glad tu recommend Dr. W il ful». Then hr suddenly bolt«’d for tlir liams’ Fink Fill.« for Pale People for door Mllwauk ee XX 1 *ct >li* i It. they are the m<*di<'im? that saved my life. 1 do m»t l»e!ivve that ordinary WOME N PHILANTHIn 4’ -S T 5 tn«.*di«*ine could have cured me.” Although Mrw Tmkrr’ji was a **vero Million« llate lievi» (ài%c-ii I», Th« ni cu*»e, Dr. William»* Pink Pill« cured to Ed uv a t ion vitoi IJi.trltv. Few rm I lie how mu»ii the • a «<• «4 her. I>*M’r trouble« yield oven inur«« readily to the ¡»otvnt action of this mar- education and the vari u*» philnu thlopic cnterpriM<*K owe t«» the u *i; »•:> vvluUH medicine. S- t only will threw yf the t hit«* ! State* > line of th - gift« pill« cure <ax*« similar to Mrs. Tuck er's, but they have l>ern proven to l»o recently made to women’s »4 it r an unfailing »|»e<-ifh* for such diaease« noted bel«»w Mrs Josephine I. Newc: inhr uf New a-» loo mot< r ataxia, partial paralyei«, St. Vitus’ Dance, sciatica, neuralgia, X f»rk. t«> Tulai»e t'nlierwit y. i-’i • r hen tn at i«m, nervous headache, after \|rw P I» Armour uf Chicago Ar effects ”f grip, of fevers and uf other mour Institute. I le!r«i’» O Mi* I I . acute di*»* am *, palpitation of the J. Xlc Fliers« »ii, of Newark. N heart, pale and «allow complexions \/lle College. ATUM mvj . Mr» II and all forms of wraknew either ni S< hlcy ami X|rs H F Flower. « male or female. I>r. XX illiatm»' Pink X ork. jointly, t«» thr « Ity of XVatf Pill» for Pale People are sold by all N. Y gTsaiiam. Ml«* H« ¡< ü < dealers, or will I«’ sent poet pa id on rr- New York, to iarl->u* <vipl of pri'-e, fifty cunt« a box, or six <«»«. X|ra X’auglMii X| Is-xes for two dollars ami a half (they land. XX is . tu religion. are never wild yi bulk or by the hun J F Il,an. of New X dred) by addressing Dr. William« Mr« Fugane K « * Medicine Co.. >« hviie, t.vlv, N. Y. falò, to rdlghui. F-ÛH Mr* They act directly on the blood and mona Hlame Hint Mr*. 4 nerves. Avon! imitation«; sQlaititut«* 4 mlck, to tin* I 1*1% »Tml never cured anybody. Mrs X M Hr * p<*ka. Kali, to varb»u« A Cutch. <MM>; Mr« la»ui«e s.*t.>.. The Boss—Nn I must have a married Conn . tu religion « 1 •.' man for thia position. gnret J Bennett, uf Haltiiu in l< Applicant—J uf I keep it <»j»en f-r an Mi» Al u rloua eharttlm. hour. It*« ea«irr to get married than .Sitatinoli of Xrsioii, M.iee .tuia it it to get a job. collegw. lire. <i. X II u .I hiii of Fitchburg, llaee . tu - eri*. ia .-hat firn ÌIJ» «■«». ntxl Mr» I II Vin.» i ('In- intiaH. to the 1 iih<*r»tl> of . Hie. nati. SHNI.U«' Hesld»** thrriv several t 'lilcngt* w< nu have glieli v a ri» ui* sums to the unh er alty there, thr total aggregating nearly |> ■ 1.« ■ « » XX hy lie IHtlo i I rrtiible “Tremble. m<»tiat«*r!w sbrleknl thr heroine a« she j*»»intr<| n long w bite .**• ('Using Buyer st the double eyed ruffian Hut the xlllaln didn't tremble “You s|M»tlt the at ■•nr.” hl**o I the heroine, when they atiMid in the wings ’ I really couldn't help It.” thr unhappy man “But Pre always claitiird you were the best trembler on tbe stage. * an|<1 thr heroine “It waa awfully good of you.” replied thr actor ’ Hut why couldn't you tremble tn night r “It’s maily explained." said the vil lain. ‘ Hitherto I’ve always playr«| that Berne with my wife!" Wealthy Patient—What ia your bdl for amputating my leg* >'minent burges»«—Threw hundred d- llare. air. XX relthy Patient ( Alling out a <'!.•> k ) «—That'» a worthy effort, ductor, but it will never restore tie l»*g to it« normal lm>g .i—<‘L; »« > Tnhun*’. -. I —A. I will »r tak' • .trap o' noky aloe* you you gang hame* Ian ae—Ab, vwl Just a wee <lrap* 'iomni Marcy Fed woman will agitate for a law pruhibittwg the boiling« i acting of «hratnuta, <*li the ground that it in> vulvr« painful »hath * 4 worms • • w hose l Mar- * a - « • waaa right tu life, liberty aid th«’ pur«uit of Tb/a Inttor eh iuidcarry Faith happm«--* i« no Ir*» than that <4 thr andOonvIollon f<> tboHuar! . wat highly dowered man " — New <>/ all Stch Wtunort. Y t»rk Tribune. "I auff<*r*<l with i*Baaii*attoQ • nd f» >n.- f : • w F sod tu«ur.«> fvr Suhh?«. (,?<♦♦ «ble female w.4kn>-wv 1 had I hu ! R|<!la every tw*» wrefe» that w *uld Ail la«l frum right to ten da t a and w ritrai bar« lu WO to bsdL I aia*.» had h« % .*<>gar IS ft% ar!*e an ! Larkscbo tn«**l of the t.o a. halt a and «wrh bearing down pain» I e<- .<1 tw.» g, i < ■ ’ll • pound« «4 hardly walk ncnam tlm r*<un at t.m.•-- of butter I d«-.-t-«rr*i nearly all the time for about two year« sud «mned !«• rn'w worse all the time until la*l Septets! cr I wa« <•! «rd to take my bed. and t?. • doctor« thought an oprrath»n « u the only thing that w«»u J trip me, but body of th-» I refused V* h*--' n«- ft water ‘Then a friend el».--rd ti.«* t-*try V <• Finkham m J. nr. w .1 » I . *u « hat w r* after lifting thr »1 at E- tile I 1« .-*n 1.» through improve. I l<» « in «. lite V-Ht ■ s <,f Lydia H Pinkham» H’ 4 i’ur : • r. f . r I - 1 • • « ■ ' * 1 . - • \ I I’ m L Form lompounA. three b-.tr« . f 1. ver Fill« and i.-wd three t*v . .. f **»;•.« tire XX aahe ami I am a* "• t w as I •ver w«< 1 arn m e V n t iankf il ewrv day for mv « »ire Ma« I m »-« ( ARTlx 1 Mrrri'i' M km» .1 irv Xf y J fí fl fl naild If fSI» 7 y »»/•/ /• »»•< r«*’«»jr»e I . Pinkham Medicina Ox N«v«r Heard «4 It. An>.wra| and I1 light««! Foreigner ( bis flr«t i • w f Niagara Fall»)—-Why r«M» gee« m > f«r from Boffed«»'* Nat|v«—<»rest ?“*o<t. mister* How <i«»ul«l we hìo %<» it any • r U> Buffalo“ l •»F’ îgiu r—- llow ’ Fr< ret not a p.»rt of ni» Pan-XnoTi an Fx|«u»r- • u ‘< hi< ago Tribune Rrt<r\«d Situation, Stdobow Got up. **Ve«, p-.r fdlow, she marr -*»1 him “Ti r armle-« wondrr u a cute onr “ to reform Inin '* “XX hat’», he hen up to now?’* “XX’rir” hla writing, “Sent a «pacimen of « “And now he's got his hand« full «lor no with his t»«ra, t. o a woman who trying to reform her *” — lN*n\cr l¡m< - a butine«« of rvmdini character But «he w«a cutr, from hand w riling !*•'. Hho w r«»tv hankthat ho muet be ¡»'ft h.iU«i«H| ’I’htliblvlphi i Bulletin. Mr lift*. t ait«4 «<«<»•. Ntr !-j.u•Ilr»*k ->f M* I rr;nan cwHinty, Tex has attained the gnat age of III hating l■•••n l*orn lu 1 < He 1« an ardent fr.rn-l to Peruna and •peak« cd it in th« following terms: ’’During my long life I l.-xbr kn «n a great many rem«*iira for s'* High*, o>l<ls, catarrh ami diarrh»«*«. always an PI» ■*•*•) these affectii ns I«» Io different dlsrwM.*«. but I hate Ivar tic« I Imm Dr. Hartman’a )»w-k« that llieee affe» lions an* the same and are prop« «fly callvti catarrh. “ X« f>»r Dr Hartman’» rvim-dy, Pe runa. I haw f»»un*-l it to l»e th«* l»—t, if not the only reliable rvmrdy f»»r Ibex* affect kins. ••I*rruna has been my «CanJ-by f«>r many years, and I attriFutc my good health and my r«trcme age to this remedy. It exactly meets all my requirement«.** “I E a%e o n «* to rely U|-»n it alm »*t entirely for the many little things for which I r»**l n»*licl!>e | Udii’%»' it !«• tally tAhiable to obi |**«-j'lc !«aac Br«« k. Catarrh U the greatest enemy of «• age A person entirely free from •• tarrEt i« sure to lite to a hale and hearty «•bl age A free U-’k on catarrh sent i •> r l m , i Ims, O. The Fai mer’s First Profit is ma lr tn h’s • r*rnJ l»»r Our Complete Annual Cata logue for 1902, FREE! WET WEATHER WISDOM' THE 03K.INAL David Ditcount'd. \OWEJ?^ Fundar tk-hool T** a « I • r Johhny, whom, m re than a else, <lo you wi«h to ««••* when to heaven? Johnny (eagerly)—<ioliath.— Bu Herald Det« ettd. ••XVhat’mkrs the a« tor critii ian so srx vrdy ’ “My dear «ir,” an.*w» red Storming- ton Barne», “he 1 ¡t » mal«* j- -ay It I« p: ■ ■ *n.d ( ; ’..'.- r conveying the impr»”*«i<»n that hr in in my da*- '—XX*A-hingtun Star Mskin^ th« Puniihmsat t << ( r m« Mr*, lk-rcutm h- j-* ì- XI r -r, i cannot make W illio mm I Mr. Ibh'iirn (-ternly)—Willie, d as your mother wi*h» « < r I will umk. \ ; go ami sit in a cuey corner.”—I'.r -k- lyn Eagle. Th< Cloud« of D<»uM. “lie ha« t«»l«l me that hr b‘\«d n . «aid the fair girl, “hut I •l »n’l kn>. u whether to marry him > r nt” “1 am aurv he d«»*w I . . ? t«» t«di thr truth. But. y« u *< • • w rk« in the uvathrr bureau —XX u-hir ¿t -n Star How Hr Kept I p. " 'A ■ ,• ‘•Uh, all right; I -lipp’d f! t«> the farm h«<uo - ”• 1 ».d ! » ' ’ - n an ! gut a etpistre i th-* 4■. t. LAMBERSON L f/SH BRk*’ OIL.ED CL.OTHINC x. a </« v r l low WILL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSt WILL The Farmer The Gardener and TA«’ NO JUSJTirUTt» ATAL06UEJ f«!t JHOV.'V. fULl liNt Of iA«-tNT3 AW HAT3 A JTOWfgCO BOSTON rA53 - The Housewih '<5 D. M. FtMSV a co Datro «, M . h. SCHOOLS ANO COLLEGES. fundad UHU A Hom9 ffcAoo/ For flor« MHtl and Manual 1 r alfa Ing Hr/f» for ///M«fr«fr</ Catalogue JOUS POOLE, 1‘ortland, Oregon, ¡GENIS MiKE MONEY V h >w<W Marrtao« *ii«k it” Can give von Ruggire. P XX tn mdla kiacuinrrv. th« E*«t bargain» I t b«>Jrr« and I’um t>« ani • «© irr a hr ««ture ( mi * ing. \ car Hctolutlon, Keeley Cure M gs raltef ham Ibiaer. opt-um »alo mu lau« «aad lar psHMaiut lull! lajtilult ? • • I' urtI ams I . M<GS <‘T is REr-aESrt’r' A nd A cts , P leasantly - and G ently . I t A^O h , bitual ^ T°0vE?xCOlAt P ermanently With many milli ns of families Syrup of Figs lias become the ideal home laxative. 'The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the meth ■! f manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures th.it perfect purity and uniformity of product, which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who arc well informed in reference to medicinal agents. Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way distur ;ng the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any unpleasant alter effects. lu the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants kuowu to act most beuc fi ially on the system. To Jet its beneficial effects - buy <^er\uir\e-Manufactured uuy lhe \r\ic jci\\jir\c7rt<r\\j ] Onur tQ by Dy CùfitorDÀîï FkjS^rup C<> Lou ¡oville. By. Saa fra nco«co. Cal. Mew yorK,MY CURE SICK HEADACHE w. r. w. f Man lu lb«