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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 10, 1902)
» ■ SOME LAKGE EIGl KES Disfigured Skin WsXtxl niuH ira an 1 ay tn« I amw *. U hat bavoc! r f , a, .» < i* < e»?, I* < * j < i • <»f all Uxal ar»»! morr H i* < marfcr*! by bunebs*« in lb«» n*«k. lnftati»tt«a<Urn* in *y*«. dy» !«< :•• *. catarrh, and grtwraJ debility. It >• alw*y* r*«L<Ai!y and |*rtuan*cilfy rurrd by necessary when speaking of OUR FARMING INDUSTRY. Marl» «ho Hood’s Sarsaparilla Whirb «’ll* 1» al) humor*, furaw all *mp U m*. a< 1 build« up Uw wtode system, vhrthrr yuuns << ukl. H • F ib « rwf« (WT MU lbw !»<«• *<rlLnlit * <«k4 tM^T-.r »•*- aatnj » • b li --»! • < TaUtey lad« I»« ant «M !>•<<•'a. net Tolaloy fa not an o!x>«ll«»nt pa- titile avo hla phyalrlana told him n<d to walk or rid«* oo bora«* bax k. but hr did what h«' pl^aat'd. re** inarkla« I know txttrr than all |»by- » bat la «nod fur mr ** i ( r mo i I X tn li K i-aíí ■ • mi They are re In front The ten and waler . FITS* M«a4.<trf Beasti !- « K h Li D b U ¡rt G bui « tewest hl* B f« ter ttu/rv lion to tl l a _ . r» life W Irard < hl conquer* 1 b Grippe. Your ¿ruggiti <M U» W liBI‘1 Oil. An lnd<pendrnf Aminoa Gbita. While riding In a Maine country road a trav« h r obiterved a Bold <<»rn whhh w«a overrun with rank wo <1* and midway of tho place vri n larg«* • otislr uousiy displayed sign with the following •Xotlaa' Nou«* of Your Busin»-»* if Thia Corn Ain't Hoed ** M^th^rs «til And Mr». Wtn«low'* firmi li lt H I ru J t b* t*< •< frilled T <O UM tof (boF cbildr* n during Ui© tithing | terital. ( l«»n Partes« Among th« l«p«rs. lattlefflwnt In the Island ihÿ lepers and The general ran" would In Nearly 1 100 fed and < bathed f -r a year. about I« H. ard Hall Tn<k. U*t«r Power «a Mi<hiy. Giunntli watvr power development* c projr< te l in tha Alp«. Thwr© aro Dow In tbv Kr< n« h A ìjh » factorl« • Bupplit»«] by X j O.000 hot»» power, elec- trhally gcnerfthM. EnMlneern f*«tlruate that 1,000, imh Y hoc»«» power Is now run ning to w a*Ui In the Alp*. I redd.« Mould Have H«x May. l.lttle Fra Idle — Mamma dosent Uncís Hob like plum pudding? Mamma Yea; but that do. tor won't let him cat It. I.lttlo Freddie Well, If I was as big as him tha t» wouldn't be any doctor big enough to stop tue -Boston li cr SORES AND ULCERS, F. re« »nd Ulcers never become chronic utile - * tl - 1 1 - ■! i> '• > j - - *r < .- ii hb< n is sluggish, weak and unable to throw off the jassor.» that «.cumulate in it The system mu»t be relieved of the unhealthy ■natter through the «ore, am! great »Unger to lifr w - .hi fol! w »’. oul»l it he .»I before the |.l - »1 ha* l*eeu mule pure and healthy and all impunties rlimmalcl from the sys tem. SS.S l-egint tliecure by first clean» ing ami invigorating the blood, budding uj> the genera! health ami removing from *' ,r ’ :.1;l.r,I „ 4 OONSTAMT DRAIh UPON THL SYSTLM. When th.« h «• t*ee a a. mp «»lie.! the«!«» charge gradually cr*»ea, ami the sore ot ulcer heals. It 1» the temlency <4 these old I- d- lent rev to , .«»re anti Worse, and event naily to ilc»tro*r the bone«. Local ajiBlu ati. ria, wlule amithiag ami to some r itent alleviatep* n. canm.t rea<h the seat of the trouble o. 5. S. <!oe*. and no matter how apjwrently lioprlrva your condition, evrn though v*ur constitulh-n baa broken down, it will bring relief when nothing el»e can. It supplies the rich, pure blo»»l necessary to bed the sore and noun»b the debilitated. «li»s-a«<-*l body. Mr J V Tsl I- kb. -. Ulnos* Mias a, th»f-M-««r.» -• I»-»«* Se..-ra| |.s«al< US« treatcl ror S' I I «»»4» I«-. tri rot« It- < Aurins« but f.sin.i no rv'.uf I w««ls.b«-».||otry k » » . ssllll»slra. -n|4<ie<«re I h.»« l*»a I p»i fe. llr well man <«ri sm.e ■* >* : ; ure’y veg -« S' S' r - . ^^k J k . non« millet*!» to WW W*e ! ml.l to, rst'ier than relieve voiir suffer ing*. If y.ur fl »h does m*t heal readily when setat. fc- I, bruised or cut. vour bloasj is In b > I c i. ' i. n, ■ I any ordinary aura is aj*t to I «come chrom Hem! for our free i*.-k and write <wu phi «i isns ah -ut v nr cose. We make uc tor thix • ervice. swift setcific co., «nxatk. u. Joseph, »on of Jacob, had to atar» bou»« a g.»j<l ik-al of wheat in the aeren fat years to carry the Egyptians lbs through the seven leau OU«.* Atuerk-an farmer« produce»! enough In I«««« tu make Juaepb « little atoefc look like a pea lu a tub If it ba»l all been plied I» funn on the plain of Gl«» h It wuuh! bate mad« nine pyrambla the six« of lb»* pyraniM* of Cbeopa. and with the surplus another rould have tteru rearer four fifths as Urge That was the tilggrot American wheat crop ever re.-,*n!ed It amounted i»» «IT5.14M. 7<K> l.usbvl». grown on 4».<»4.’».3? m acres of land Next year the yield wa« light rr. and th« American» ».uly turned off aereo au<l nine tenth« pyramids of w b» al in !'.»•• they evrn fell »bort of that, producing only a paltry »rv»-u and a half pyramid« HUH. that would bare l««'n a comfortable addition to Joseph*» ■ ’<M-k. and conslitering that It was grown ou a »tualier acreage than the crop of IMO wa» a rather creditable (M-rformamv The deficleo. y wa» uvada up with a 2.<■«*.’■■>.*■■> t>'i»bel corn crup, «ud L'1«».»«■«.»■• • hueb»-la of pota- t<»-a There wa» r»ti»lderaMe ado over the lucre«»« of the »lauding army to IUD.- »•• m«-n_ If every man In »ueb an army were ■ go»»! f«»t milker am! worked at It ten Hour» a »lay. tbs whole force ouldu'l milk more than one third of th»* cow» that are now t«-tng milk'd lu this country not to *|»»k of th.- gmit». Ami If ti*, y couM milk them all. and If they did, ami If they milk«! them into the Chicago draiuage canal, be ginning with It entirely empty, they couhl milk it bankful lu about two werka. If all th« ben» In thl» country wrr* io l>e Consul Mat cd. Ilk«, some of our other manufacturing ».«tabllshmruts. Into one lieu ami that ben were lu lay »tk egg With ll>e ruble Content« of all the egg» laid dally on American «oil. that egg would be a« big a« well. It A chick would 1« a very large egg hatched from It ought to t*r able to peck wheat off the «lome of th«» national capítol. In IW»» there were —«X.N7I.1—i » bl< fc.-n« In the country, am! during the year Nlli.T22.IHd doten < gg» were pro du»»I and *«>ld. Wbrn aouxetsxly <!epre»-atnd a billion dollar Congrena Mr K«*«d retort««! that • e 1« a I- li n dollar . -omtry. It I- The millions period I» no longer ade quate to exprv»« the tuagultnde of our manufacturo», our trust», our fortune» and our fanning Industry. The acreage of American farms In 1M»> wa« greater than the co rub I Bed arre» of Frau»*«, tlermany, Austria. Italy aud the British Isle«, The value of their realty wa« |l3.i ,279,252.»H9. and the tools «ml linplrtm-uta on them n-p r< »»titnl an outlay of nearly half a blUloO more. They produced over »3. r»»i,is»i.<««i worth of fo»*»l ami raw ma terial The »aiue <>f their export* In 1K*| was g7irj.NH.733. or more than half the value of tli<< entire export« of it»- country by *«—•■*»,•«■» Th«* growth of thl» Industry bad the most primitive t*egtnnlng». ami baa gone forward In (I m - face of th«* moot iliacoumging «lei« •Itudea. says Frank M Todd. lu Ain» lee'a The American of th« revolutionary |M*rlo»l wa» an extremely poor farmer. Ixxiklng l*a»*k on ble m**th*HÍ» ami hie w..ik, It in ban! to nay which Were the more crude, bln ltii|den>et>tn or bln ld»-aa. He afraid S..11 glanders was »'ontaglou*. am! would work am! »table healthy atiM-k along side »t»M-k aff«*» l«*»l by It, ami wonder nbat there wa» In th»* aoll. air or cli mate that carried them off lie didn’t understand the uae of fertlllxera. and ln-.tcnd of »preaitlng hla barnyard ma tiure on his field«, he l»*t It accumulate arouml hla barn until the approaches were lmp!i»*«l*le Then be dug th«* barn out ami moved It. Instead of rotating cropa to save hla soil, he plant«*»i ac- corvlla* to the phases of the moon. There were few sliwp tn the country, amt other like atmk wa« poor and »•anty lu Virginia th«* l*ell«f pre- vall»-d that It would kill cows to bouse ■ n<! milk them In the winter. Transportation ’»• poor and contln- m d gp'taf ■ !••• time The r*>ad» co*M not have l*ccti worse. Market« were »CBltered and far between. Each farm attempt««! to be »elf sustaining In a» large a degree a» possible. What the f., er . tn't grow ar I » w fe m tk>- they went without. Wasteful met bod« of tillage eventually exhausted a soil originally rich, ami In the reign of An drew Jack»»in agriculture had fallen luto aueb an alarming state of neglect and Incffi* iency that the government bad to come to Its relief. Through the efforts of Henry L> Ellsworth. Com mlaaloner ot I'atenta. a bureau was ea- tabllsbed In the patent office which de- velop«-d Into the Ivepartment of Agri- stillure By aid of that department principally farming ha» been made a acience. CURIOSITIES ON RAILWAY TRIP. *,. • sii Thia y <1 take In (be car. and the dishes are thrown out of the window usually Europrans dislike the pre- l>arval lun. beams solai In boxes They consist mainly of bulled rtev and under cooked flab. Nmobing la permlttea) la all compart tna-uts. fast «II Ja|>auese men and women atuoke almost continually A nativa lady enters the carriage. ail|M her feet from her tiny abaws which bats w.aod or rtaw straw aadcs. stanala upon the erst and than alta down demurely with her fc« t dosblrat txnamtb her. A nxr ma-nt later abc lights a cigarette or her little pipe, w bleu badala Just tobacco enough to proaluce two gawul whiffs of smoke All Japanese faeopls sit with their feet llpm the seat of the car. ami not as Kuto|>eans d» All of them bate first remoteal Ibrlr shoes U hm the ticket collector attired In blue uniform - ent*rs the carriage be remote« bls cap anal twice t«ows |aolltrly. lie re peat» the lo» a» be Cannes to each paa aenga-r More than t»> per cent of all the travel lu Japan Is tbinl cinta, ami alaout 3 per <wnt only la first class Nearly all the laM«>tm»tl« ea are Kngliab ' ' w Th* Brltlab goMcriiment rondu*!* a turtle farm b ( A b «*» ii «I« jii I Bland. Janu ary In ra* b year tbn romroenc«* meat ot tl»c turtle b <»« buo . which due« not a« a tub* la»t in«»re than thre<* moDtlm Al! turtl*« caught at Aacrn- aloo I aland ar** the property of the (Ti.iwn an«! are only «rut to England aud • by the adiiMralty. In wbour ban«la the g«»v«*rnDimt of th«» whole island prac tically rr«ta. The particular apacle« rlikli favor* A •••melon with Its vlalt* la the gtwu turtle, fn»m who*«* greeu fat an«! portion <»f the An* that ¡«artlcu lar t»ran«f of »«»up 1« mado which la pro verbially a*MM'lnt«*d with the banquet* of ¡«ondon’a »|rlc dlgnltariea. Many |iroj*lr atlll aiulle when they bear traveler* talk of u>«trni that grow on tree*, Ju»t a», long aaltora were laughed at when they came botua with atorlea of Hying Ash Both are real enough, however, and the tree uyat**r la of delirium» ta*(r. if voyager» through th«* truph • arc to -lx» tudb-ved. At n conference recmtly held in Itarbadoa J. E * I Hirnh’ti. of Jamaica, an economic scientist of some note, brought forward an Interesting pr<»p«M»al for Increasing and Improving the cultivathm of tree oyster*, and as there la a rich Held in nearly all the U «-nt India Islands and along the eoanit of Ontral Atn«*ri«'n eoinethlng may come of the scheme These oyster« cling to the branches of the mangrove. When the English rooks arc building their nest* frequently a rookery la die tarbed by big quarrels over the plac ing of those huge bundles of sticks in the tr»x‘t<ip# I ho trouble occurs nn*t ly with young bir«!s wishing to pla< e their n«»*ts t<*«» near to an old nest. A council of rooks la called, with the re- suit that the disputants* nest»« are soon •»att«*rc'l to tin* wind»«, and the claim ant and the defemlaut twith have to lx* gJi a l;»*H ifn'Hui.tt *.-•:> S’ !i..*t . I1M M there la a d;»turban<‘c on a more limited scale when a pair of birds do their very best to pull the sticks from the nest of an other |*«lr. <»n< h of tlie contending par ties doing all they van to preteut the other from building IbMiks are curl oiialy ncather w Is»» and they scent a coming storm and act to work to re pair an«! strengthen their nests Iwfore that Imminent gale lias lx»en evident to the farmer The rook** powers of sight am! hearing are remarkable When llaby H ritra I«» l»a<1«1y. When 1» t I‘. v writ«-» a irtter to her daddy far away, Th* otx-aatoQ's most important, for ah* haa so iutj<h to say. «b» aits up to I hr tabic, an grown up folks all du, Ani then a pile of pap«*r all around her we must strew. With grandma's golden sprctavlra safe perched upon h«-r nose, Kb» dips her pen into the ink. thru straight to work she g«x-*, An.l the onslaught Aer«»w that follows would till you with dismay— When baby writes a h-tter to her daddy far away. "Baby sends her love to daddy, sad hopes that he la w«IL" la the aenten, • baby first Indites—her methods I must tell— For th« sweet and aimple nreasag« that cxpra-»e« baby's lov» Is a dot and dash and hlg Ink splash below ami Just above, Hhe perforates the p»p«r «ith many tiny pricks. Ami plays a tattoo on her rbalr with sun dry llttl« kicks. And all the floor la scattered o'«r with fragments of the fray. To tell us baby's writlag to her daddy far away. *lbo Goethe ape.iallata ba»- »cm* thing na o to talk about A Hr«» > pr -fxsaor hla dls.oicred n a |>U..'-r coat of the poet's face spots on th" cbm and the left chca’k whiah look like smallpox marks, The natante air now discussing th« Important que» tlon whether Gaietho really bad pork marks la hla face, or whether the apota discovered Indicate mere Imper factions in the piaster It la known that Goetho did have the »mallpos when be wxi all yamrs old New York i*oaL I G< m »4 P» k » Inf HaMManpl Th» lat.- Ruaalan aavant Dr Kul««’’ made a tranalatlon Into l.tttle Ruaalan of th« lilble «hieb th« a»n*>r wmü.1 not allow to b« prlnted Hla widov haa now sold the manua.rlpt in th» llntlsh Hlbae Hoelety for roublra %•« i'p 1« th« Swrtt R«wn<< Nebb- You ni'.st like tn bear tb.it dreadful grind organ alBre you pay the man to play under your window every day A Prchaalortc (»»*•« Nobb—No. I don't like It any more A prehistoric .anew, was than that girl over the way who i» crutly In a bog about five lluaton Post taking vocal law sons Dungannon. County Tyron It Is scooped out of an oak t A Peculiar f«at long t'ira. fa-«'t Wide. One kind of wash foun<1 in Rrasi) <*en Inabes deep. It has a an»! Guiana niak«■* Its neat of a bm at th«< t»». evidently for m llant white pasteboard suiqxmdlng It haulage, and also two lug Hern. In the sama- bog fron the highest bran< h«‘s of th«' tr« »* bo a* to «-scape the attention of the body wan dlscaivered In « A. monkeys, which. In thos«» region* stale of preservation. have a troublesome habit of Invi-nii ma-dlcal opinion It has lali gating everything, even a hornet s ¿00 years, bill th«- peaty soil had pr< nerved it. nest. -. ■ -M "* V «• 9 .0 5’ >*• Í < ■* • « - •»tc'yüÇ, ‘J Mjp" *• î**«•<*? • V «• *,.*V*i«a •* <*’ a* - '¿*’'1 SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. The Farmer s First Profit Off ACADEMY 1.1 • I*-1 .< Our Complete Annual Cata logue for 1902, FREE! l llivcrhity Colli Hlbi.T Acadcmk and Lolk-giatc Halls. ........... •• » I Í - • - - e • I I tHcrrlat For |’*ri^*t«*f* I«» LAMBERSON F tv. E. P. MURPHY. tlolid.n Pciolutlom Fr«.Arnt. I at««r«Hs .’sf». t‘«**u»k* k Penland. Oregon *n UV Keeley Cure We Teach svjs r*U«f ti om I 1 •*»♦. as»4 v > ss L ik jxrit*u«ws i> VaaU« IssM.ln IM’ If lOJlltltl, %«• • •” filila»»» I u,IU I Mr, .» By Mai! I or fu H :nforti> at ion a»l»lrr** .v'y a. I*. M. <. Pacific Cti.itt Curro- tptiniier.cc Inali fuir» PuH/tfíd, C r i Groesbeck brcesheck s Lice Ki Killer Save Your Chickens «• I ■ f « •i* tn Why Bee 2 k M s e. Syrup.pf FÍ¿s It- component part-« arc all wholesome. It acts gentle without unpk-axaiit after-effect*. It ii wholly free from objectionable substances. the best ......................... family I ax it :ivc It contoinx the laxative principle* of plants. It contains the carminative priiwiplt s ot plants. It -.nt.:'.:;s whole---une .»roin.itic liquuls which nrc agT< cable anal refreshing to the taste. It is pure. It is gentle. It is 5» 4 ». » s- >•«- Mark Magailnc Editor Itaven t you go’ father a poem to g«» >>n this page- Assistant Here's on* that I don t quite get the meaning of. hut I sup pose many of our readers will under stand It. I« ('hunt tort««« Magaslnr Editor That won't do I want son.«thing that will (uaxl* «‘V«ry With a fortu boiv Judge ('hop. a Chin«*« York, la go children ar l>ta«nó«»ta »4 Scotch fb<l*nd«rt wilt Brcom M.«al aaf tile peaaple In Pictanl and have two € Ar.tlg’.nlsh In Nova Scotia, and great part of the nclghhairtng munite« Hmltr Tub«» <d B < Mfsmtr are dem-endanta of the Scotch High landers who settleal tnere about a cea The toiler tubea of a liner, if tory am tn a straight line would roa« ci ten mil«*«, and the rondens** more than twenty Ave mile* Th« k«M«r « Palaie«, tai number of separate piece* In the twenty odd pala» <•» of th.» in th* main atru«-t«’uro of the Ga rman Emperor a«>in». I'.OO servan!» not | obb than 40,000. are employed, about ÎMW of these b- Ing women A huge Income I*, of course required for keeping up e»t»b llahrm-nta on thia scale and the Em parur'a total expenditure la .-»tlmatcd at some I.'j ooO a .Uy 4M in- pun-. All at. ilclu itcly blcti.h <1. All aie skillfulh an I scientifically computinoci. pleasant. efficacious. It value i -due toour mcth'«l <>f manufacture and to the orgmality and aimplicity of the combination not expensive. goal for children To get iu benefit ial effe, t« It is excellent for ladies. buy the genuine Manufactured by It is convenient for business men. It is perfectly safe under all circumstances, It is used by millions of families the world over, It stands highest, as a laxative, with pits- ^LIFORTÍIA JÏG^Ÿkl) P (£ ans. ViV-' ii you use it you have the liest laxative the world pnxlu’.cs, , . V- t>*- San Francisco. Cal. Louisville. Kv. New York- N* Y run .iAiK nr all lkauisu ¡>» i vumra. A •c ***X*»' Y.- *. ‘ • i A hrs Milk Adulteration A new milk adulterant han been dlr covered by the dairy Itiape. torn In use tn Minnesota. It la called glacogt n and >a composed of sugar. lime an<l waler. It han the effect of making milk appear richer than It 1», a* the lactic a.-ld In the milk turns the lime to a thick white »ubstance that an nlmilatea with the milk and Improves tta looks while It dues not Injure the taate. Wllllt—I prefer to eat a la carte. Olili*—Ah’ I see you frequent »un<h wagon*.—Boston Herald. BEST FOR THE BOWELS ABSOLUTE SECURITY, ’.7Ì • r' * *• < .* -• > ♦ m :, i ^ • X. Hard Pt*.« to Build Railroad«. The difficulty of railroad construe tlon In some parts of Africa in litui, tinted a.y the fact that on the Pre. town Mattru line tn Hierra lx»one eleven steel bridges had to be built In a distarne of thirty kilometers Tb» letter la a long on», for scores of sheets ar« used. And »aery on« bears witnrsa to th» way Th« Truth el II It’s been abuacal. A peg» for «vary word ah» takaa, ab«« "It's my opinion.** said Mr M«-dder quite Ignores the lines. grass after complimenting the groc-a r While »a. h one as It's written to oblivion on the fad that the store had bcti she consigns; furnished with a new stove for the fall Then proudly for an envelop« Ml» II» by loafers that some o’ the»« here navy now will call. officers la workln' for th.' coal trust I Ami she tills It full nt paper, with no b lleve that'a why they didn't tell writing oa at ell. H. hley about their coal supply hold Th« address Is so Illegible, I much regret In* back on him till prices went up to **y. another half dollar on the ton." IUI- It’s doubtful If ‘twill ever reach dear timoré American. daddy far away. — Woman's Home Companion Not Ip »a Prvnch. I.«lxrIrn.«« Met W Ith by a Man Trav- «ll.is Around the Glotw. A globe trotter »end» some remark- ably Interesting notes of a Journey Hartl lu Makr Hlwht. round the w ..rid to the Pall Mall Maga A promlBrnt l«y:«l light. .. ............. flic« sine lie nays: I traveled from Na 1» not • hun»ire<| mil»-» from ■ 2d Mouth gasaki to Yokohama, In Japan, without •troot building, and a phyal.-lan wh.>w a break In the Journey The dlatauce ofllc« I* lu th« »atü« building were Is TOO miles, and the best trains re walling for the «trout car to tak« tbrui quire exactly forty eight hour* for the to thrlr botnaa. trip Of tb.-se sit bourn are occupied "There." »aid the doctor, pointing to In crossing the Inland Sea by boat. The a man who had recently rtiuTg.-»! from fl rut class fare Is 12 fid. s«*cond class tl the pan. "la on« of your miatateea come Is and third class one half of Hie sec I .ark to far* you!" ond. Otily an occasional train baa a "Grant«*!.” aald th« lawyer, My dining car or a sleeping car attached tnlatake« do face tu, aometlme«. T our to It. ■nl«takea. however, are burled ■» deep Like everything else In Japan, the that It require« Gabriel*« Irunqiet to railway carriages are toyllkr usually ■ all them l>a«k" Salt lak.- II. . i have only two or three rotnpartmeets. When you «u<!4euly m«-et a man you In the «lining cars you eat from tsl.les hat«, ever remark that you hope you are hardly larger than little girls hare for looking well! their dolls Al all stations, which are frequent. yon can buy freshly made tea I .¿«'ll of •eiiw la too often bl.RlurtJ ou for th-ee halfpence pot, cup, tea and tarli of coBtdruceb JOH\ POOL ti, Portland, Ortgan. k.a.ten H«lp I« far ah Mams. Th« vacation visitor to Maine In re Presidi nt Pritchett of the Mataa rhusetts Institut«' *»f Te» hn«»!«*<y »u cent acaaous has ba-.-n so numerous Can give von the Imat hargams I« relating hla rapa erience in college re and »0 generous la hla expenditures »rally aald that the way boys had of that the praasperity of the Ftne Tree Baggie», flows, paniers ami h.ngu»»«, finding a certain professor was to step Htat« baa taken long leaps ahead. M 11 m ils and l'umt» an I nouerai lato the middle i of the co!leg«» yard Mactimery. hee u» b»Iocs buying. and call out a i date in American h.« Ao f ah baTM Must tory. Instantly the professor i Mamma The whipping you got ye* a'oma* out fro mi some window or teraiay docan t se« m to hnve Improved la the ml »liege and say that th* «1st» you your conduct baa been «von was ia<orre«'t. worse today »•rry • Willie That's what I santo.! to !!'•>• b«f<M and M«ntal Pawir. provo You salai I »«• bad as I possibly g *< m 1 er«»ig«M>l In gtat«M by an authority that the ..»old he yesterday ar. I knew you cr«»|M «*»»••• m«»r« « »»•■ ht of a mana brain has not hi nr wrong Philadelphia It*- ls«it.»r s ».« «a h >»«br ’.:*.• « • Dps and » •** •> • *‘«k*• Tbr M ..— — do with his mental fewer I ha! • Il • iPv.w g . • r greater th«’ nil* iter the climate, t •a. f«t>< ..r th« F«rty ta«« «■ the brain The largest bra- tda of all M >ra F err jr s M««4s t those of the I'hugatchea. * who live ai. l a.««u Watt ut‘»*r y far north and next co IBM th<* Bl! I >». *1 bjr • J 4.•«»*<•. of th«* D. * *•'*» < Co. Da< rud I m aft* TndLi«< S ( hr<MM»i<»<«e. Dad G««th« Itava Pockmark«’ Carter's Little Liver Pills I CANDY CATHARTIC SWEETEN THE STOMACH PURELY VEGETABLE »♦es***»*»1 rOR HUOACNf. ron oirziMEis. TOR BIUOUSRitt. LIVER TONIC I « » I An«««r«d. "But how do you pans your time” CURE SICK HEADACHE asked the lady from th.. ' Ity of th«- ro tired business man who had nettled on a farm. Automobil«» Stare« in l.mdon btialnc«« "Well." aald the retiro»! Automobiles hare become very man. "1 «p«-n<l a x»x»»l «irai of It In »-t plalnlnx to Inquirer« how I x»t alotut scarce tn the city proper of iMimlon r* »>n«»-<|u»*r*e r*f the applicLiioti of an out b»-re "—Bomrrvtlle Journal. old ordinance forbidding self propelle • •n Old time Drought« tulles an hour. The first great drouth on rem. • happened In Si«, and the two lun wd Very Qu««r Ing years, when, according to the ret "It’s mighty queer that Frank Tick ords, there was prn< tlcally no rain fall in England In <79 th. spring« in Idon »t.o'il I turn out to be a default* England wore dried up. and It wae Im er." n-marked Tenapot "That's what it la.'* added Bunting poaeiote for men to work In the oyen air. In 893 and 99« the nuta <m th** • Nobody ever heard him alluded to as trees were "roasted as It In an oren .'* ■ionest Frank Tickleion.’ " . J -*k «3» 1O» ALL DRUGGISTS. Muit Boar Signature of CARTERS ■rmt 1 «• < CURE $ Lc.0-W8TIPAT>yJ (q>ca:u¿V) tsst* good r«t th»m 1'1« cernir Th«y «et» ... In ___ th» _ nn.uth, Uav* rsmovs an* bad t----- . ; : p«rfum*d ; rfE: I II to Ing ths breath swset and • i > t«a .' <n sad it»r are fthsd *•!»♦« ially by chi»dr«a. •wssf*n th* ■ tf ' h by e!*vn«1n< ths mouth, (hr st at.d f >d rhsnr.»*l Tt.it mean*. ih«y »Top undlgestHl f »fr >m • >uring in the prsveru ■<«• fu»»««’ Ing In th* b writ, at A kill d * a- rmi of ary kind that breed and feed la ths en tire syMecn ar* t irsly vegetabis ar.4 contain no m*r» curial or o(h*r mineral polaon They eon* * th* . ■ - • * • rl** In men f rm a < unbln «fh r. of r»m*dlr« r . ■ ».»d to m*k* fh> i »I o * h | purr v«d r>n at 1 mahs elean akin and t autlful e m- pleslun. f re th* •’ n t ’ »• ’ I - w »| r ar d et!r up the lacy liver They do not mersiy ■<•(!«n th* at<»ol* ard raws* their dlachargr i m e'rengthsn *h* b *•!» and put them tntu lively, healthy condition, making thstr ac tion natural nsvsr grip nor grip* Thsy art quietly, po*. Hlrsty and rever aua* any kind of uner>m> fortabls fee mg Taker, regularly they m »he the liver a< t regularly and naturally aa It • h i’d They keep th* eswerags of th* t properly moving and keep the system clean, turrets* the Row of milk In nursing moth ers If the m »th*r **(S a tablet. H makes her milk mildly purgative and has a mild but certain effect <»n the baby In this Wijr tb< » are th- only s«f* aia II vs f,.r th* nursing Infant taken pallet t!v persistently will cure any f -m • . >»-•••’ v. r, ro matter h .w • ,r b >w ft*n other r« m« !tes have faCe-! They are «l>* ¡utely guarsn tred to cure ar y <• . -e, or purehaaa musty will be cheerruuy re« funded, roil 10*. &■ n b*>< Rampies sent fr** for th«-a«k!ng We p .i»h»h no testlm r la but Mil «’ascareis on their merit under ab solute guarantee to cure Huy ar.d try a bog ’ ' •» <-r write us for f? • and honklet •aerMD *tsau*a bsvrm m., nnnw w **w yoas. Di W 4 DIV win M p*14 ,eT rMd,f ®* ,hl* P*P»r wko will rm l\l vT -tltlr port ta us any attempt of substitution, ar tale of '• Mmrthiag just aa good" when Cascarata are called tor. auu furaiak «rkdaoc. apou wkKh wa caa caavtct. JU1 cotraspoodaaca confideaGaL Cinn •K ’ if' -r V" * ». *¿L* Ír-’j et* * *y ‘ • ». VL** -r»- ' > »• M* J 1