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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1901)
• r.- . »-* I • * * • a * t * ” ■V % > » • . , ••••» I How 1« redden, the Mm. Ile bea. OO*»«, dr .»* and »rale, Hume (wuple call It tetler. tullk rniH ut ••It rtieoni Tbe »ufl'rlng troni It I, auruet'mea In teri »» h*al appUrallona are re*»>rted lu — ttiey mitigate but < an oof core It pruree.1« troni humor« IntwrlteX or ac quired and peral»«« uniti Itieae have been removed Hood's Sarsaparilla |«u»iU»r?jr r*ti ttein L*s ra«J aily and p»rtuatw«»l4|F cur*tl tba w r»t and !• «rltbout an luf ail culan«<uua erupt |<ma )»«>«■ v • Fili • «4« lit* b«st rsllbffitt - F •n***k« tflipfiw Wditam • Sol du f ty hnbit». .. • .’reff .- -J * s<V 9 . • CHINA'S ORANO OLD MAN. la LI It*«« < baaa'a t»««<h th« Ortaat I.«««. It« Great««« Maa. la 4b« ddb of l.l Hung t’haag tbe ■ traient empire of Cblua baa l>>at Ha moat powerful and greamt ell Iran and oriental clvlllaatlon It« boat dlailti gulahed exponent. Our owu <.«n Grant r«u|ed blm with lliaiuarck and Glad ■toa», aud in reiuru fur th« cvtnplitu«ut Id compared Grant Io blturalf Th« great t'bluaiuan had au uubuumled ad miratimi tor th« ber» ut Apporne I tux. wboiu be «ntertalu«! wheu tba latter waa mak ng a tour of the world, and every yer after <i«n. «¿rant'« death b« bad a wreath placed on hla grava When l.l vl.iiel tbi« cvunlry <>u a tour of th« world be planted a tree by Gen Gruat'a toiub In Itlwrald« Park. Naw York. Rtnpflror William i* a a»»l<lirr rim when hr K*"’* te I«*»!, ft>t hr alrr|w on a rrgiilation camp l«*h »urh a* hi* ofiicrr* liar. Th«* br<l clothiBg »• <»l l.l lluug «'hang waa not a leder of thr rough rrgiuienl pattern. Hr rr- bla people by birth or hereditary rank tirra al II p in and 1« up and 11« wa« m>t ruling < a»te. r Mam bus He waa uf old « ’ bl Ueae octi aud wa* born lu Th« H«re. 1HX2 the Ml year a* Gen Grant. He piece? ” •’Who i« the hero of thia prominence during the aaked the man who waa coming out relkrlBon. wiik’b drao- ui the theater fuurtrrn )r»rt, ciMitlng A nd th« manager thoughtfully re- ami lucalculabir finau ¡died ’ "The •TI»« man who la putting tip l»«*I a regiment of mili- thr money. “-—Wa lahington Htar. i*l tbe rctn’l» on their ’chin He gain«*! noth'* Hamlin's Wiiard Oil C" send rang • pnxDoled Flrat with Ixeika free. T our druggift aella the Oil i Ward, an Aincrl? »n an I it «tops pain. Grn Gord u. who *ul» A M«<h Standard. i tragic fair in the S t! «rd ai><I dla< plln**d an They havr a hrw way of t<-»ting thr lately cruabrw! out the quahly <»f whiakry •«*t <»f lure tbla •rrvlce be wa» pro they inject thrw <lr» p* into a ja« k eruor of tbr metrnpoll I’r rbi tl. an«! here hr ri* . ratlr «way for a qnar- y. ||r wa* the buffer J both the sebra and the gtraffa—In *ba Hetulllka furvat regbm of Central Af rica, a letter waa rec 4v»d at tbe Nfl* tluual tuuaeutn In U ■■ ngtoQ frvm a man In New Kugland. w bo aalJ tbit fur many year« be wa* atatiunrd aa a Ilf de trader In tbe rvgtuu uaUtetL c la red that tbe okapi were «*&ca«*dlnglj Illa bnuwlrdge of B4 m 4 v < j ruuimuo «u thru tery Limited, aud •• a raault, be bad labored under tbe Imprraaivu that tba uba pi waa feuuwu to acieuce. Tbe aunuuurctnent of Mir llarry*a dia cutery waa the firat lutluiatiuo of tbe Bi'leutlfic Impurtame of thia auimaL Thia mut b of tbe letter la aU weU euougb. but be epoUrd tbe w bole by offe ring fur a ”mo»lra< eoualdcratluo,'* to return to Africa aud aet-ure fur tbe Inatltuthm a duxrn or mure live apecl* mcua of tbla animal Hide by aide with tbe ad*an<'fl of an thn»tM*l«>g1cal arteuve. the great relic In dustry haa ferpt (Mice. aud. aa a rraull. a very large (»art of tbe time of tba government authrupologiata In tbe iat> oratory aa well aa in tbe field la OCVU* P <*d l»y ferreting <»ut frauda At pre« ent ofely »« ten or right of tbe «acred iMMifea «< codierà of tbe Altera are known to rtlft. these !>rlng »rattered alwkiit In tbe librarie» of llutne. l’aria, Madrid. Berlin and tendon Arebeol uglalt bare long entertained ln-|a-a of finding a few ■nor. of th«*» atrang« tMM«ka bidden away In totne olwcur« corner of Mexico, and the Joy of on« of the Irftdtng archeologi at • of America may l»r Imagined when two m >tii h* ago be melted Information of a rather tagu«' «barar!er that a work of thia • >rt bad turned up iu a remote quarter uf Melico. It»* went ftutnedlately tn thr region where, according to report, thr codex »»ft» found. ** ught out thr abrvwd Mrx *••<* Ml | When their Aral »on w««bi rn Adam U thought by tom. critic to have remarked, not without much acerbity "Red hair! WoulduT that jar you ” "Well. 1'nt not preen ting you with any gold headed Caine, if I know tnyaelf," retorted Eve. affecting in difference. albeit «ecretly mortified to death. — Puck A4v«rti»4ffif FvIMtea« ter Pardon» Tbe g overnor of North Car lina haa noti tied thr |*rople of hia at air that all petition* for thr |*ardon of convict* tnuat fir»t l*e advert>M*d for w»tnr length of time in thr nrvapa* |M*ra »»f th« locality where thr c/Tendcr 11vr»i or where tha crime aaa commit lad. I'm kiaa I 'm (K>vM»d l’p •*Wa arv twice •» much «Ivane»'*! a* our ancawtora.” “No doubt <>f it “ "In I mi II g4tn«w r»pyctolly. Thr game of 'fitra* wa* a favorite »p»Tl with them, and now tenni*.Phila delphia T ime«. Temporary tmep« Ed I tor (on new |u*|'cr I—There', one great pleaaun* In pubhahing a new j*«|»-r Owner—W hat's that* Editor—We ear ape all thivra long lettera from "Ohl oubscriber.'* V oimu Ver«i ,( Rtpartt« An fmlrj» ndctice woman •»ol that when abe died »he wa, going l<» a»k Khaki-»j«-are if he really wrote all In» play. Her liu»bsnd «uggeatnl that probably Willie u.iild not be tip there, when »be qu replied " Then you a«k him. Nrodosb« ( Kaa.) 1(< g later. A tt«J to Keep Roth li<M«d H« looked down in her wonderful •'No tut » Pop's l*Tti Sun. hiown I* Ri.n.h India N> f> wcr th*ti o»7. h*4 priar tu r« »rir in the prison, of Brilieh India in | - ■ ■ . , ., * . 1 - I ■ the nutnfer of 1MH «'f th«, huge total only "I -’>o.'i wcr>- female», which t» a • mailer pn'piritou than in wealcrn counlr tea. Boa Wbee Malle St«« Ttelrtees an4 raae- •sm able» appear. A grewsome atory came from london of tbe appearance of th* phantom barge of the Tbamee" for three su< - ea •ive uigbta preceding tbe death of tbe queen Thia phantom t*arg« of the I'han.»« appears when a met«. I we of tbe royal family la about tu die. Just •a tbe celebrated "white lady uf tbe llnbe .aollerna" give« warning of tbe death of a monarch of that family And when thl, pbanhuu barge apjwara gild Ing through tbe luw lying shadows and bight mists of tbe river tbe great ck»-k of Meatmlnater Big Ben give« thlr tesu stroke« at midnight Instead of bla ordinary doaen Just now any num her of Thamee watermen can t*e found wbo My they have seen tbe phantom twrge and heard Big Ben strike bl, •mluoua aumtier There are well authenticated In •tances of Big Hen having atruck thir teen at midnight, «»nee a auldler on •entry duty at Windsor wa, charged with having slept ■ u post and wa, ran fenced to be ■but. ran. a atory in th. Portsmouth Tim«. It waa cbargr-l that tie w aa asleep there at midnight of a certain night Illa <lrf>-nau waa that he waa not asleep and that he had heard Big Ben In laindon strike thlr teen at the moment be wa, cbargrd with having been sleeping on duty It wa, proved that on that night Big Ben had (truck thirteen and had lieen hearil tn Wlndaor The man wa, par donrd Thia la a raconled cara but tbe record does not »ay that any ata* trvpbe happened to the royal family the next day It la Mid that the phantom barge ap pea red on the Thame* at midnight and Big Hen struck thirteen on th« night tiefore tbe death of the prlnc* ■ nw.rt ■nd that the Mme thing* happened the night preceding the death of the I'rin ceaa Alice aud of th« l>uke of Clar ence. Wbeu the phantom barge ap pear e<1 on Jan 18. I*sr.’ the night be fore tbe death of the [Hike >.f Clar etice. another boat, pulled by four men. gave chase The phantom l»>at glided swiftly toward the terrace of th« House of Common, and vantaheit Th« pursuing boat daahed against the •tou« emtiarik nient and was wrecked A warning which applies to the death of aoVi-rrlgna only la the fall of one of the atone« at Htonehedge. the great !>ruld relic on Rallabtiry 1‘laln A •tone certainly did fall there on 'be night of the death of the late qu<-en 1b« Woaak •■<» .?••«!• « ■•!•■> at «be Jaeanera gt*b*rm.a «4 H.a.ll. Where raieral year* ago th« Ashing for the aui’plying of the Honolulu mar ket waa it. : almost exclusively by th« native In tbelr canoe and a few « hmaiurn now the bulk of the work la done by tbe Japau«-»«, who are at It m great uurulwr* The boats which they use an* built here after patterna used In Jap-atx and ouce In a while an Orteutal atestuer ar riving from lb« wet brings an nu|«>rt ml Oahlng tmat. which tbe tl»licrun-u think la auperior to those of local tu mu- fact ure. The boata are of a i«ecull.vr •baiw and are of different sites, sum« able to accummualat« but tbrv« men. which la an ordinary crew, and other, are large enough men. L'p to the IItv« that th« vaaral I* launched there la no captalti »«le< t«<l for tbe boat. Tbe chooaing of thia lut portant factor In «Very case Is left uu til the boat la tn the water It la known wbo th« uiemtier* of tbe crew are. from them the captain la selected. When the bout la In the water moored •« urely. the ineintwra of crew, who are generally the owner« of the t«>at. atrl the boaL Tl »election of tbe <\»mmanikr twglna- There la no voting or drawing of Iota to aettie the mattar A! a glv«n tignai from one of the crowd on «bore. who • re watching, the men In the boat Im- gin with all their might to try to throw each other out Into tbe water Each man la against the other, and so the •tniggl«. a* a usual thing, last* a long time and I* remarkably excltlug All tbe time the plat g-e-a on tbe friends of tbe cont«-«tant* yell words of cheer to the atriiggllng men tn the I »oat a u<l throw buckets of water o«t them ■ nd into the l»at. ae. uiliigly with the ids« of making the battleground more •lip- pery •> well aa refreshing to the mru at work A* soon a* a num la throw u out of the boat he nm»t stay out but may aaalat with waler If lie ao <l.-«lr.-. The man wlm stays In the boat long-at. or rather who Is able to put all the others out of the lout, haa by hla prow- caa atiown hlms.-lt < t» nt t-> ■ ap tain, am! ■<* tie la greeted with much applause and ahowercl with vongratu latlon, at the t»-rminat.i>n of the acuflle There I, uo apt»-al from the aelc< tloii •■> made, and the man ao chon«n con tlnuea to be captain until be voluntarily retires or rails out hla «hare lu tbe boat. What is Ovaritis ? A dull thn»bbiiig pain, acompauisd by « ranar iif tenderne«« au-1 heal low duali in tira »ide with an -caaioeal ... ; i. Io-ale, i utt imiuatlou. On e «animation it will lie found that the rrgi'» of pain ah.iw, w«ue swell ing Thl, 1« the Ars« »tag» of ovarltia. Inflammation of the ovary If the roof d « our ..- un-- '■ -a»» my*i,ter you have Il fixed at on,-«. why no« pay the Mine rsetieet to your ow a body ? You need noi. you ought not to let )Uur»eif g" Wheu oue uf your own •«> bold« nut the hr Ip, ng hand t«» you.and will fldvi«« jot without money and without prU*. Mr» I'lukhaiu • labora tory in at Lynn Maaa Write a letter there t. .ng a’I vour aymptoma and gr» th*» benefit »»f the greatest expert- rn'f in treating frtnal« Illa ’* 1 v» h »ulTrriiig to Midi an «itrnt from ovarian tnmbte that my phyal- riau th . ht an • ¡»«‘rali- u would ba asreaaa ry ’’Lydia K Hnkham’a Vegetable Com- pound hating t«een recommended l»> tnc, I drci led to try it After using Several U’tllr» I Lmnd that I was ?urrd. My entire ayatem wan t«>nr«| tip. arid 1 wutTrrrd no more with my uvariea." M». Asst .Uroi.Tr»»)' Mu. take ami is due to the i■ • ..-ma'.itv an.I simplicity of the combination and a so to the method <>t manu facture, which is known to the California big Syrup Co. Only, and which cnsu: • ■■per fect purity and uniformity of product essential to the ideal home laxative. In order to get of it laxative of known value ami diitinctive action is rapidly growing in public favor, along with the minv other material improvements ot the age. I he many M' th»*» wiil ftwl Mr* WIn*tow*aBooth I:.g bs rip Ibr twrwt remedy U> u»e l<»r their cldldrvu during the trrtbiug jteriud. who art'well informed Mor«« lor Her Mr. Gill. — ! drrxmnl llie «»ther night that J w.ui going around in rage. Fortune Teller—Ah, that meana money. Mr Gill—lb-» it really, madam? Fortune Teller—Yra, tml <ed. dollar, ph-*.*- —Philadelphia Iloti ■!• lili»? l»etweeu Invading foreigner« one aide and a reactionary coun ou the W» nf!«r Harxtrw! Donar* Hrward for aay other, and It wa, bla fate to !»• frown • ' of « rii H.al r*. i.ot Lffi ,r»4 Lj litj | • Riarrh < mí «* sd upon and atulled upon by the latter F. J. < ItrSKT A Co . 1‘nrpa . Toteto <» *»!L«' un V •«< a <>«Dr J • ferite? In turn. f r U> ; a«l I «î» and »• perfr, i jr Through bla contact with foreigners I. n rain« s| U» • It»: sa- ti n« • 1 n« » al * l fi I ri . . , « t,a a !« IJ txN’atne Impressed with the advan tagea of « eaten« method, ami tbeae he 7 W • it T • » a I lntr<duc««l lu hl, own province of I •* Mb *• « I f I »’» T> le-lo. W at .*»Q k ••**.% Minti», chi II. To do ao he bad to run counter H ala I ft. •<» T*l«4o O Ha'ilK'alaf rh i «re h'akr •. naU? ar*, e to the routed cuatoma of centuries and lirt-rtlr c»a tbe • . i an i t r . «, --.0,, o| often bla work wa, retard«^!. A, grand tbont'rtn. Frit» I»-r t e ...j a. all racretary of the empire, which be be ìruf» al» Trillltio» a • frr«. liai. • Family Hl.» arr tt»*> taal. catne In 1H75. he wa, tbe negotiator of treatlea with foreign nation, and thus bl, naui« l»ecame well known In all clvlllnal countries having comuier clal relation, with China. IJ'a work waa Indefatigable lie lnlnaluce.1 th« telegraph and Ik« railroad Into «'hltia. founded a military and naval academy, created a navy, «atabllabed arsenals, built forts »nd gn»e to the empire • wonderful Impelu. And thm came the war with Japan, There 1« a certain <1i«ca»e that ha* which proved the rottenne«« of t hl Tbe unwieldy giant come down to n* tic»« meltKHla through many ern wa, whipped. l*»tb army and navy, ow * tune* an<l i» ing to the Ignorance of the Chlueae. older than being practb-ally worthies. El became b a ! f V ¿Ur f, tbe scapegoat of that war. which he » jet eery few neither t-outiacled nor countenanced. out «ide of • nd suffered degradation by an Ignor tho*e who have learned from b»ttrr ex* prrien< r kn<«w anything » f it* nature ot ant and stupid court on account of It. th*r»« ten»!.- » At fir»t a little uker of He negotiated the terms of peace, how eue apjw*4r» then glanai of the n* k ot ever, and gained the beat poaelble. He groin* ewrll ; piutple* break out on t?ic waa tranaferr«»! to the olMtcure prov bread. I»i< k or »■ me other part of the Ince« of Kwang HI ■ ud Kwang Tung body an ! fol v. ;th yellow puatular matter ; •a viceroy, where be remained until lhe mouth and thr«»at become tore and bla Influence and the tongue i* at all time* badly coated called to Interpose Head.», nn are frequent, and m u»c!r* and office« between tbe enraged Christian hunt* throb an.I hint, e»pr< ully during world and those reepottalble for the damp, rainy weather. Thew are eocne ol Boxer outrage« The ,ubae<iuent neg-»- lhe flymptome c»f that mo»t loethwnna of tlatlona on behalf of the Imperial ill di»r4L*e», CuDtagx i* 111 1’ i»«»n. court were carrl«wl on by him. LI baa been reckoned aa one of the Contngioun <n.’ *ntaffr..t wealthl«*«t nu-n In the world, but thia Blood Polson statement may tie doubted. In thia »•ten tip with it within a abott time after country LI will be long remembered beinif iniwulated, while others show but for bla lu<|ulaltlveneaa He wa, an un •lifiht eviiienic of any taint for a long tiring and at tluiea Impertinent ques lime after exjvwtiro. but it* tendency in tioner. lie waa ahreyd. cunning, aly. rverv ca»e ia to c mplets «leatructiun of diplomatic In a won! oriental. When the phvtiial system. »>-<-ner or later. S. H S. ia a safe and infallible cure for In Germany the Kalrar aake.l him. thia bad <b»ea«e the only antidote for "How do our women Cotnpara with this specific |H>iMMi. It cures t oStagioDS those In China?** Blood Toison tn every form aud ”1 really cannot tell," said LI. •iyiy. thoroughly and permanently. 8. fastening hla eyee on lhe corsage of a contain* uv Mercury, I’otash or other lady who waa preaent "We never see harmful mineral,, but ia strictly and half as much of our women ■• you do entirelv a .«-getaMe remedy, and we offer ft,.«»i un reward for proof that it ia not. of youra." Hharp anawera such ■• thia frequent OVR MEDICAL whlehwaaaatab- nsnan tmv mt Bah-d yaare a<o. ly fell from the lipa of the w ily orient DEPARTMENT. doln< . noble ■ I and these, together with hla numer work in rsliavin* *n fl’s ring, dive our ous question«, will long perpetuate an * a abort f pour aoao »nd g»t their sdvtrs. Thio will ©oat Interesting phase of bla many aided you nothing, and what you say will be character. held in strteteet confidence. With their help and a copy of our book on TRAPS FOR MEN Off SCIENCE. Oontag><ua Blood Polson yon ©an menage your owu case and cur* your- Hid for • Trlji to Africa* A Mvtlcna •elf al how»e. Forer r y — Ko® nn He I Ira. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO , Allaata. ta. In onkr to keep out of trouble nowa da)a turn of flclcnce have to l»e detre Uvee to some extent. Traps are cuu* •tantly being laid for them ««lit til Boon after Kir llarry Johnaton an* i oMrtl tara» T non n<-»*d the d I «co very of th.« okapi - au auHual having point« of rewmbUoc« to A Bad Disease »•»'J CHOCSINO A CAPTAIN. The- Scientific production 1 1 .ÿ *'4-i ■ 6MENS Off ROYAL DEATHS. lean, who pretended Io l>e tbe tinder, lo-'kiil at the work, liecnme aatlatled that It waa genuine, and purchaaed 'I for a large auiu. But he bad no more than ««-cured the work when be tn-gan to grow auaplcloua. Illa auaplcloua Increaalng. he deelded b> atop over In Washington and sub mlt tala And to I’rofeaaor William II Holme*, curator of the l>epartment of Ar 'Urology of the National muaeutn I hla he did. 1‘rofeaaor Holme* held the codex up to Illa none, and remarked that It "smelled new." In short, the atory wa* thia: When a certain French archeologlat waa In Mexico he employed a* a draughtsman the Mexican from whom the dll|>ed archeologist ««cured III« ■ '«lex. and during til* aervlce thia Mex ican learned all about Axtec antlquar- lea When hla employer left, th. draughtsman devoted hlmaelf to manu facturlng tmgue antb|tiltlea. hla niaa- terple« « l<elng the fraudulent codex, for •ven aueb It proved to be. Pren-rre.t «he «»lit May. Mr, Bradbury was tuatruetibg tbe new cook, who waa not only new, but •a green aa her own Emerald Isle, Ou« morning th« tiil,tre»a went Info th. kitchen aud found Katie weeping or«r a pan of onions. “Ob. you're having a harder tint« than you need to have, Katie," ■ahi •be. “Always peel onions under water." "lndade. ma'am," said Katie, "I'm the laet one to do that, aaklu* yer |>nr d<>u. Me brother Mick was always div- tn* and pickin' up stonea from tbe bot tom. It's little be couldn’t do under wather. If 'twaa tyln' bla shoe« or writin' a letther; but me, I'tn that un- alay In it I'd lie get tin' tn« tuonili full ■nd drownlu* entirely, Ho If j. plat« rna'aiu. I'll pale thltn the •■me oulil way I've always been accustomed to. ■ ud dhry me tears afterwards." Oaergwrl. Mr* Nurlcb I don't know whatever I'm goln' to do with that father o’ four*. Mr. Nurlcb— What'i up now? Mr*. Nurlcb lie Inalat« <»n «tnokln* In the parlor, an* be won't mind me. Mr. Nurlcb Jnat tell the butler to ■jiesk to him. Ilf's scared o* him.— Philadelphia I’rr««. Aa i t ar I »‘It. Curato - Tbe Land played • moat propria!» tune at (he h<>r«e show. C’awker What waa It? "I.laten to my tale of whoa. ■ delphla North American always buy the genuine n<i note the full name of the Company.ilitorni.» big Syrup Co.— printed on the front ot every package, in thr pr«Ken of manufacturing figx are used ax they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal virtues <>t Syrup ot 1'igx arc obtained from an excellent combination ot plants known to he Syrup of FiJ &fCi<riÎÂ|iùJY.|(ilP^ The sale of millions of hotties annual'? f >r intnv years past, anil th? universal satisfaction which it his given confirm the claim we make, tint it possesses the quj it.es which commend it to public favor Sart Frcxr.cloco,CÀI. Loxjisvilh.Ky. fl»w York.H.Y fur salt by all dr-lj a*b • ABSOLUTE SECURITY Genuine Little Liver Pills. Must Boar Signature of ▼ ary »mall «»4 •• »«©y la ukr Wi ©agaas PADTrD Q VO* ©LABACWt. uAnl trio for oini«»». • iTTLE ÌTlVrn rOR IIUOUXHtt, FOR TORRID TORPID LIVER. LIVE* FOR CONSTIPATION « foi » allow *« m P» saia. CURE SICK HEADACHE G. P. RUMMEUN & SONS fiitt treo/ t9 St., Hrar WavNintj'**, rvHtand, lojdma and Roliablo furrlort of tho Northwoat. In l-HiO pen* I* gun to I*, Gillutt, who manufactured •tecl finely tempered. The ham! ma<le throughout ami >ur < oat» I'uUarvtta*. H« mm , Lie, M*«!e it» all th« F*«hionania >»ir< Fur 1 rimn lwc«. Mabe» ai«d ti»g* Meud tor tala!«»flue. Furw ?rrn>"!cte*i aud rrpalred. M rite ua SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. St. Helen's Hall BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY DRILLS A» L' mm I. Writ. tar lllu.tralr.1 Calatogli«. Ara ber«n«a I hey ar«* thoroughly wrt! mada <»f t<at material. Ara »«rofifar an i hraviat ■ , a’ o lat. j arrufflto. r,liabk and p»<«ffl«»», *ttd will M>a same q ian'lly, «p or d. an ht l «», ..it • !«■ hil! Ii<w»«i«*r brûla ---* F© eh•«{••«< ter««»«*» HE.*! We kray» full »Vwk of repair« at prtrtrf. » . * — . » pal point» In the 5ufthw««t * ---- — • tore. < aiaifigu« Teacher—Johnny, if cake* were 20 cent* a doran and 1 gave you lOcent«, how many would you gel? Johnny—None. I d get candy.— Boatori Herald. Alti Hl V C. M " II I . Principal The Housewife •nd They ee«f « IHlU -T« o. at. rs.av a oo Detroit. Silo«. ...Columbia University... Atidcmk «nd Collcgistr Halin. COUKMK j » < «Mirai llursr» s. letitiA« Bad tom mereiai for part ic-Hafs appi» tu Worw Th,« , Widow Charitable Old Lady—Poor woman' And you are a widow? Beggar — Worse than a widow, ma'am. Me 'u»l>ari'a livin', an* 1 have to aup|*>rt him.—Til Hila. Th« S«v«(« Hatband JO/f/V I POOLE, l^rttand, Oregon. Vootof MorrUoa flira«A t’nivaraltj! I’«fk, I'vriland. <»rwgoa - Can glee von Buggiea. I'lo«». M in (milla and Machinery, be tha *«at bargain« In Hoilert and Engin««, l*i>mnt an I < >«risral u« Iwlura buying. _ __ _______ j features? ” Iler brother looked downal the precious little innocent a moment, am! tln n i»keil 'What are they?” MUCHI 11.. LEWIS Â «IA\I R CO. I Irat and Taylor Sia. Portland. Oregon. BEV. E. P. MURPHY, Preudrot. ' WEATHERWISE /OTHERWISE! ‘‘U'liat," asked the proud young mama, "do you think of the iiaby'a Piral Guide Itrwd by tuooael ■re wa ail aafej Hecond Guide Hate? Well, hardly! That dude In th. next tree atlll haa hla gun with him! I lOOSILk» "Bridget, did you call the boy«?" ponntto. oittaoii. “Alidade an Ol called thim leery- \ H««wr»1l»»g «»««( !><«, *rhaa»fl fur faltl« thing Oi cud think of, but tlxy II«« • X< rrt.«i k it>«1*rgart»n IrainlfMr tejsSfi rr»« nt. whirh will h«»r a «rtMifSle rwHtet <• h- wudn't git up. Brooklyn Life. b ririrfrart< It r¡«aaa t line > all I hr H«<ar>tit>« l<par l m r r> I pro * bits a and w< 11 ar ’ . - ? r • a « » HI« Comnwnl or other inform at U>t> artly <o Mra Scrappington (in the midat of her n ailing >—Here 1« an item winch *ay* that in Patagonia a wife can I* Purtlaad« Oregon Foun>i©d l*?u purchased for one dollar. .Mr. Scrappington — Well, then 1 Homi Schi' for Boys. may I*- wive* in Patagonia that are worth that much.—Harper'« Harar Military and Minili Trainile Lhdn t Sa, 'Em. The Farmer The Gardener Tr t fifty card* p»r botti». * At firtakUtt. Carter's Graia Fichi« In Morway. I r«« tbfin I per reni of thè land tn Nurway la In uae for graia Arida. A boy wbo.loeau't Ilk« to work never I. -*«.■*• r •<’ . , L j, er that be Is «lek. l|s j^enc-ficial ^fffefs mint anderstand quite clearly, that in order to meet the above conditions a laxative should be wholly free from every objectionable quality or substance, with its component parts simple and wholesome and it should act pleasantly and gently without disturbing the natural functions in any wav. lhe laxative which fu'fils most perfectly the requirements, in the highest de ree, is ' »HTW-'«.»tl, •VOWEJty i ^SH BRW® SLICKER *It has tiecn my observation, •a-Ar* •» ffTuffi© the Havage Bachelor, "that a man ia AND ICC* DAY? due to h'el Ina ch*a|»-st a abort time •i «* aäc jr » wta ’ xhis £oea e < aaev? maoe ruat. alter hia wile begin« the conversation . CATALOfeUp F«t by calling him 'dearest. ’ Indian- JhomngiFull Ln< q FuArmentj ardMoLs _ A W TOWCR CO M ap<ilia Press. Patents Send no Money h*l • madri . t >tr*»inf »Hh • drarrlraiot « IIJll a i. <ba|.t A) Wa. 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