The Santiam news., October 11, 1901, Image 4

A» ■
*
TA e Stimulus
of Pure Blood
That ia what b required by
every organ of the body, for ths
pn»|«*r performance of ita funcUono.
It prerenta billouancaa, dy»pcp-
•la, GMiatipation, kidney complaint,
rbeumatmm, «-atarrh, nervouaneoa,
wrxkneti, faintness, pimples,
blotchoa, and all lUtaneoiM crop,
tiona.
It perfecta all the v ital proceanea.
W r
WucMtUinarb, a I b . t
Hood’a
RarBBpArflla to mafe» bte Miami pnr#
|<#
VKtoe thM b# b«4
f»H »di but Urto for
Htur ?.«# iufor# b# b»»!
th» Srtl
<-f th!» it-Mklft» b# felt better ar.4
• ben b# bflMl t«b#t» th# •#«s»a4 vm tib#
•tw><b#r mu. fr#o ft .m thol Urod tooitag
Mid ablo to 4# bit troth
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
l*r<>mnw*s tn cure and keeps the
promise. Accept no aulwtituta,
but get Hood*» today.
A Foot not«.
Charley—I think Coleman the m<«t
car* |r»» fellow I ever saw
The other
niotiuiig he gut up «t S o'clock and
went gunning, wearing his |«lent
leather shoes
Y’oU ought lo have
■N*n tliein
The wet grau took all
the varnish off.
Janie»-— That must have been a case
of the patint
running ouL—Ex­
change.
fi-
Laxative Bromo-Qui nine *»*..«.
Ua rvwM.1» tosi retrea • -.N tu ewe «<!
blKov tr«d
"They bad I<VII married a year he-
fore any)«*dy knew it. and even thru
their secret waa diarovtrtei only by
accident."
"Indeed?”
"Yea, one evening at a card party
tiny IhoughUsnaly played partners,
and the way they ipiarreled let the
whole thing out' "— Ih'trolt Fleel'ne*»
NOT
Mother—Ethel te the very image
of what I was al her age.
Ho—Really! I
shouldn't
have
thought it possible*
M-.iher (coldly) May a»k why?
He (wring his error, and striving to
rectify it;—Oh—er— I waa forgetting
what a long time ago that niu»t
have been’—Punch.
Tto Fact TW
St. Jacobs Oil
Tha lagraAaali.
"What did you find on tba vresr-1
which washed ashore this morning?"
aakn! the cannibal king of his chief.
"Only a «hipwreckni shoemaker
and a caae of sherry, »ire".
" 'Tis well, slave.
Make me a
slwrry cobbler for dinner
I bare
often h«ard ot such u delicaay. "—
Baltimore American.
I rremmtlma» fmt Hfktor;,
W«’î»l
u* »»f • tmail lw«»4 of
aohlhtr-fl »bu b#ht at I mi * •
nuuthwr of
FihjHoo« (t»r ««*rr I wo hour* until A*#i*t*
ffiitf* arri ratei, ihrnrby
an lnii*’rt4kitl
(«•dui fnoii cwpiurv.
ibwr btwvwfy
(hr* w#rw Ml glott f»rom*rtia»i’4.
To !«•
brwr* t< I b isiMewuarY u» har# B<r»*h|r fwrvM
and « irò*#! 4 i <#» ìh ’ h
If J(,*U
i*
wo»b «nd you »uffrr fmni iudi«rflli»ui.
hmriMim. twifhmg. DcftBUHMM or In­
komnll, y«»u BhoUUl If# ||a*«t«ll**r*« titola
aril BittÁr* h will cur* you
Consumer—Say, what kind of a
cigar do you call this' It's the a oral
toiwco I ever laatte!.
Dealer— B<-g your panion, l«it you
are wholly tn error.
Tb«-n- tea t a
|«article id tolvacco in that cigar. It's
so easy to l*e mistaken, don't you m * c
— Boston Transcript
Conquers Pain
Price, xyc and got.
WET WEATHER HATS
1
MAM. BY YMB MAMtB» OF
• »
O SAGE.
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cr.Bwtfrrs
ANO
«tAt.Sjoi
a j lowttü)
I .
DESTITUYE OF GENIUS IN
MECHANIC ARTS.
Dwautt** Ciuaotwy.
Our Working
Giri*.
Foor M ao —Well. did you buy that
book telling all about bow to acouo-
mite in the kitchen?
W<fe— Y’ea, I've got it.
Foor Man—That'a g*«x!.
What
does it aay?
Wile—It's full of
how to utilise cold roast turkey—but
wi haven't the turkey—New Y'ork
Weekly.
ru» Ma4 Maar Thlaaa la l.aaa.
Vas that *• Hava Urwwa la low*
elder the Prw-twctv of Madera Milll
eel letta
The Pail OLARANTEES
Tb« Future
Ha Coeid Net Wia a Weaves.
A Miataka
Tint nrrii.it la ua sttrt I. . ,.r IS« «Miuiaa
ANCIENTS WERE WISE
That hand-mr !-wn
y--u’re
wearing," remarked Rivers, "remind«
me of an unrip« watetmelloa. *
"Why?” »ak>*l Brook».
"Because ita* ao different
isn't cut to tit, and the other ¡an'I tit
to cut"
It waa then that Brook» biased
away at him —Fick -Mo-Up.
t
OILED CIO THING
MAVL THt LAN! DOIN’»
O'zSION., OFCKltelkCf 4N9 CIVt
MASS
CMHlt YA? »fAC’l#N
An official of the Tnlted Ittatea Pat­
ent office who la preparing a history
oi that lualllulluu has l«*e IniprveweJ
with the Idea that tluarw ia Utile new
under the sun He baa pored over vol
umee at ancient lore and aallsOed bltu
self that the ingruultj of moderna »»«
diecuunted by the wise men of an
Uquliy. In art. In the ecieucea. in tue
rbaah A our buasted progrraa evetus to
him to have been vastly overrated
There la not. be aay a • »Ingle surgb al
bandage of which example« ana not
eeeu in the aw «things of Egyptian
mummlew. 'The Patent Office laaM a
patent for a nickel In the slot tna
chine deacribed by IterudotuA“ I'lluy
tells us of a copy of the Iliad engraved
on so small a piece of parchment that
the entire work waa contained in a uut
•hell Mlcroocop«*» of rock crystal were
found la the palace of Mtnrod. Nero
bad leneee ma*le out of an emerald
JL k<k«uru, Oata*
H im Ft UÀ
with which from a distance be watched
gladiatorial contents The U>>i*tahA aa faintness, wraane«A I**» of appeUte
Stated by Prof ijtnciaul. bad storage and sleep.
The y .ung lady wboas portrait ws
warehouse« and safety dejKielt vaulta.
publish baretvltb had all tlxrse symp-
The auctcutA acconllng to this Pat
totus. aad in addition leu x>rr»»».
ent office akeptlc, were as full of wte- and was cured by I.ydla E Pinkham s
dom as the moderns who ignorantly Vegetable < vsaneund
First, she
undertook to {«front«« them.
Tbetr wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham's lab-
mechanical contrivances and engineer oratery st Lynn Man , describing her
Ing works were remarkable. Arvbl- trouble, reesfved tn reply accurate in­
structions what lo do to gel well, and
medro dlacovrred many eeteutlllc prin­
now wishes her nantv used to eoeviaen
ciples which ar*» In use nowadays. Pub­ others that they may be cured as aba
lic Works were of the highest order. waa
The ancient Greek water supply sys
Ths same helping hand
free nt
tern «bowed every modern Improve charge nr obligati.>u. Is eatended, to
If
nivtit such as we have acquired only every ailing w matt In tmerlea.
you are alrk you are foulleh not to get
within the past ten years Tbs public
thia valuable advlev. It roata you noth­
roads of Peru were built of masonry, ing, and she la sure to help you. llon'l
were twenty live feet Wide, macadam­ wait until it ia too late
write to-day.
ised with pulverised atone mixed with
lime and bituminous cement and wall
An Eoaphon
•*•1 In by walla more than elx fret thick.
"Politeness is never wastod." re­
A sort of telegraph ayatem «klotod and
news waa transmitted hundreds of marked tho man with Chrnterfleld
mtlea In a day. When Peru was “dis tan manners.
"Well, mister,"
answered
the
corered" several centuries ago Its
woolen and cotton goods exceeded In roughly-clad, weather-l«-«t«-n person,
tlnenea» tiny similar goods producsd l.:i "that may In* true in your |>»rt o'
Europe. Plato knew that the earth win town, I hi I if you wan in the canal l*ost
round; other philosophers, now forgot I Imsinews you'd know that there ain't
ten. were familiar with the law of any uao whatever of sayin' 'pica»»’
gravitation. Astronomers letfore the to a mule. "—Wa«hington liter.
Christian era utderatood the rotation
If« Would Enfoy It
of planets and knew a great deal about
cmtietA Them la reason to Itrlleve that
"Did your fatlu r used to whip you
the ghcleat» us<-d the telephone lu some when you waa a Imy?" A'keii I hr
form, while there la a tradition In youngster who had been cliasti«cd
China that the phonograph was cui
"Did he!” exclaimed the old i
ployed by rich orientals.
tieman, reflectively. "In those it
Still, the wisdom of the ancients has (Mirenta were made of sterner st
not dlacotirngcd modern inventors. and lie used to whale ms wit
Men of science and mechanical Ingenu­ strap."
The lioy’scyi » brightened instantly.
ity will continue to add to the knowl­
"Golly," he cried,” "I’d like to «<■»
edge. the comfort and weal th of. the
world. With all the progre«« that has hint do >t now!"—Chicag > Foat.
been made many contrivances remain
to be devls.il before human Ingenuity
Ha Wet SainHad.
realhes that Ita limit has be«*u rencbnl.
Ho waa <d>\ ioualy atixioua and ’In*
tmmenae fortunes will Iw made by the HM-incd almost willing. "I must refer
Inventive gHilmes of the future who you to pa|sa," said she with a lev-
work out problems which must I*» ing blush, "before giving you a ti
solved tiefore man attains <ompl<-to answer. ”
haipliir-» on this mundane sphere.
"But 1 am (‘erf'-elly willing to take
What appears Impossible In this gen you without any reference," said he
»ration may I m * In general use Iti the magnaii iously. — Ti«l- Bits.
next generation. Matters of tmn«|HW
tatlon, of {teuer. of fuel, of I glitl g mul
leatlng engage nt thia time the alien
■ion of thoughtful and rvsourceful men
There are many prizes lo lw won by
the auc<i-s«rul Inventor» of tin fu­
ture. Baltimore Suu.
MRS. COOPER.
Th« Most Famous Sculpture« in the
World, Entirely Cured
by Peruna.
Ths hlK.q Iw.o
Pumlegh—There's nothing eranky
about Mr Hynnex ; be s a man of
sense, he tel
M arkham— Flattering.
ITumtsigh—Not a bit.
Folks have
ticen
saying
smoking
cigarette»
weakened the intellect.
I ask rd Mr.
Hynnex and he lobi me to keep right
on; it couldn't |«««albiy have that
effect on me. — Boston Transcript
W<M I» mm 4 bl T»* m < u thinM nim
y«>u* ar* .Mr
Mifkiti« tbb
morning?*’
iv*k«?«l th* lMM>kkr**|w»r.
*‘No. ” replied the |»*ibh»her."What
Mie vi <
did he want?”
Mr» M C C*H>p-r. «d thè R.-v al Acad­
•’He d«**irvd um to advance Um 15 emy of Arte, London. F-ngland, is un­
»hilling* *»n hi* forthcoming work— doubtedly one of the greatest living
‘How to lu- » Financial JMicrreA.‘ *’ sculptors.
Ruskin, the great artist,
—<ilaag*»w Earning Time*.
placed Mrs. Coop’t «s one ol th»
greatest sculptors and |>sinters of this
A KitiNaa Mystery-
century.
Mrs. Cooper is an ani.nt
Father—Cooking schools
»re of friend of Peruna and in a letter ifatnl
euiie use, alter all. Thia cake is de- Januaty Stith, written from Wash­
licloua.
ington, says th«* following
"I take
Ihtughtee-kfs it?
I thought it pleasure in recommending Feran* for
wonl>I I«* a terrible failure.
catarrh and la gripp*.
I have sill­
* Why *>’"
er ’d fur months and after the u*e of
"I told Bridgvt exactly how to
ls*ttle of l'erutta I am entirely
make It and she went and tua.fr it well. ”• Mrs. M C Cte>p*r
same
other
way. "—New
York
Heiid for a fret- i ,*k on catarrh on-
Weekly.
tilieil "Health and Beauty.
Beauty. **
"
Thia
book ia written especially for women,
Wouldn't Com« Ou<
and will be found to he of great value
Address Dr. Hart­
Ih'iiA'on r«x*kAnilT*—>Fie!
I*»' to every woman.
man, Cui umbos, Ohio.
AthnniAN] to I«* iMX'n coming
oataMi.
Mr Hardkate—Oh, yen; ! au ppi we
you’re |»rv»ud <»( th«* fact that you al-
way» utay in until they put yuuout.—
l'h i I a *!«’I ph i a Kfx'ortl.
Bada« o.
It, liar truth, only aakt a hearing.
"Oh man.in*, "cried Tommy,"Will-
Wiiarl Oil Cure« Pain.
)•*’• pulling the pitasy'a tail!"
IL-'a a very l*»d lx>y to do that,"
'uhum WaiKd
• imi maniiiui.
Customer (to dealer)—Bay. there
Hairing Tags.
"Yrs. and lie's vellish too; Canse he
must have been some mistake al»*ot
Quinn—What is all that waste |*a- won't l«t inc pull it at all."—Phila­
those peaches you sold me yretrnlay.
pcr doing in t'arter'a yard?
delphia Press.
Ih-aler—What was th<* matter with
Ho Foutc—That isn't waste |ia|u r.
A S um ladkallon.
them?
I>KAF>R n <« <
l»<
< I KKI»
A WONDERFUL FENCE
It'sagn-at collection of sec. I tags
Shot
lock
II ohms.
Jr —J« ■nkiut
"Nothing
That's just it.
There
Carter fastened a tag to each Seed so
wants me to sell his place.
were
no
had
once
at
the
bottom
of
the
he would have no difficulty in know­ Tha "Anchor" Qampa Ara Ravolutioaiilag
Grtene—Why I never lu-ard him
liasket."
ing the variety when the flower»
a.ty anything al«»ut it anil I uv him
Wire Tancaa Now-s Day*.
"By
gum.so
you
got
them
du!you*
caiiio—Chicago New*.
every day.
I pu keil them out ter myself.
Tic «urprmng -tr .b- in .pqiularity
Hherltick Holmes, Jr.—That may I«*,
made by tlie "Anchor" wire fence
The Oest frw. rlplion tor Malaria
but he want« to sell it all the name.
affections of the throat aiol proves that this feini* lias come to
¿bills and fever U a t«t||vo< UroWa Tasteless
O Kauat-tV. Vanburan, Ind . stay.
Chill Tonlr. Ilia «Imply Iron *r.| q.nuloa tu I called there last evening and when
It is used all over tin* I'nitcd
a tasteless lorn. No i ujv . No l'ay. Price MS I slapped a mosquito Jenkin« said i
I St <tc«, and it l<*ars the teat of time,
was the first mwupilto that had i»*ei
,
which
in
reality
is
the
only
convinc
A War
Ha Said No Mort.
on the premise» this summer.—lie«
ling test.
In tin- I'.K'itic Northwe-t
Miss Paasay- -When I watched the ton Tran«cript.
Mr. Bender—Great Hcott! When a tin I'-'rtland ''Anchor" Fence Co, of
ddiera |ui« by I thought
dear old
woman
goes out to get »ample« "42 Ni.-olai atnvt. Portland, Ore , is
how splendili I* must have I ten lo
ah» spends halt a day.
: pushing tin« fence and ita sg> nta are
pm >!■ ge -of In lug
have had the
Mr*.
Bender—That’s
■ welcomed everywhere, as they bung
right lien* in the niulat of the eli-lt-
U < I
.
: to
'an article whhh certainly is sorely
In lati Casa.
ing time» oi great civil war.
For Iufauta mid Children.
i needed.
It is prolmbly a fact that
Johnny Frosh—Then you
were
"la your son Jack going Lack to
the "Ancb«vr" fence satisfactorily
abroad
during
the
war,
were
you?
—
college?"
.
solve* the gr* at fence question.
Cleveland Plain Itealer.
"N<i. The college president a«*in»
The universal desirability of the
t
. ' •
* '
■
■ I HICMÍOHÜ. Wiahinç'on. 0 (
“Anchor" fence is understood when
VOYAQINQ TO SUNNY CLIMES
I« .
a w i»t< «f tim*-."—Cleri l.ii.d II t«.Tequ?.| r|.. r. H ths II V> » l*Jf
you come t.< know that it serves in
Fla indea 1er.
the ticat |>o»i*ible manner nearly every
Gam of Art That May Ha Had lor th«
use to which any fettci* can be put.
Uaewarviag.
Summer Resolution*
Crealty.
Aaluag.
The
principle
of
clamping
upright
"ltsc-ms to me that our (rend ha«
Hue—M.,l»>l waa terribly
diaan-
That'a u liertutifuI aubjeet to ilia-
so much faith in money that he «lays, rivet-tight, to the running rod
U«'
minted la»t night
milk.» every fence secure and durable.
cum any
time of the year, but e»-
aimost makes a religion of it."
Bell«*—In what war'
Bui«
bora Itaopittrs 1:1 t «*>>*>?*
Never
hefore
have
such
economical
p-eially so during the rainy mouth«,
"I don't like the comparison. The
haLito to»4 l«x
tUaiar« to
Hua*—Why. Charley called and said
am!
fasting
fences
lai
n
mad«*.
when
a
trip
to
Houthern
California
in
wool religion iinplies at lenst a re-
lie was going to tell her the old, old
These "Anchor” fence« arc suitable
Kttiiy
iis
’
j
tuti,
V;?:V-",
m<xt
deligiitfui.
The
bow,
when
ami
mot«» chanoo of
Istck-sliding. "—
story.
for nil kinds of ordinary fence ptir-
where of the whole Imaint-av is tolil
Washington Btar.
Bell«—And di<l be prt<|>nM>'
poses
and also
afford
a
large
briefly but
i-umprehensivvly in a
Hue—No he told her al«.ut Jonah
MKOOlkf W * V. toM •
< ì 4KFIF.I !» •■•o|«i* in the designing of ornamental
little Ixxik that would bo an ornament
and th»* whale.—Philadelphia Rword. Ht. U»M II r h»* t>> H* H AVK ÓAISKI* lilt fences trie guards, fancy gut»-*, etc.
to any library table.
Ask the I'acilie
KhsHT <»r
<!’* They are ihr kina p*«*pi*
W8D| 81»G|.ir* hBfD’l’se 8'4 % t.tt V'N « Jrt'lh». B«'«i<les this, if a man wants to repair
('.mat Htcamahip Company to mail
1
1 his old win* fence all he has to do is
Mothers mil ( nd Mr* WintloW'« gooth
"FROWED HINTS' AT HIM.
it from their office in Seattle, Port­
Ing ,'M'ruf» th* I mfb I rrntroi# to üb * Inf lb* o kaflipi* | m .’ w 4« fb u|««. n rr*pir*t.
to buy «onie of the little "Anchor”
land, Tacorna or Bpokane. Aa a work
atdhtrvn during the t r* thing |*rrt<id.
The
kte.nl
ul
Nclatebor
Re«i><>n>t»
I
cfani|M and a ]<air of pinchers and he
of art it*» a gem. Oet the look ami
with l*rl.kl>.ti.
is pre|*artel to make his old fence last
enjoy ita beauty and the story it
' "Dtsser Hlnry Green," exclaimed a
Ho Origuulity.
Baby May was having a han! limo a long time.
tells. The trip may 1« within reach
j -Itu.-n of Durktown, with bls arms and
Pally Gay—Perry
languish
cutting her |a*t teeth,
thie day her
It i* worth while to send for pict-
quite an original tlitnk<-r, isn’t lie’
mother found tier crying and asked tti<-» nnil catalogue* to the Portland legs lu splltila aud his countenance lu
iNdly
Swift—Y'«**».
indeed
Hr her what was the matter.
Paloni, Procurod.
"Anchor" Fence Co., 742
Nicolai .■lasters. aiio' did buiubnrd rue las' uite
aid brick bats.”
thinks I'm in love with him. — Har
bofi'fl KtRrirnl #h«l Mat'uftkrtivf f tervtrffi.
l.ittlv May said
"<h«l made me Hi., Portland, Oregon
"Ax
btiu
»
but
In-
frow
rd
et
me
ruaa.
|wr*s Bazar.
lull he didn't finish me.
He left me
1r« t»* I »tor A Whitman r®, M*A> \%ar4rr
J edge Hrlles," remarked Henry Gr*-en.
bld« . Wtobington, I». <
to cut my tools all by my self. "—
Not Salting a Good fumpla.
aa be shoved tils lower Up out over bls
O m Halt«».
Bright eyes, rosy elite ks, an elastic
Harjiers' Barar.
Father (calling from head of stair»
What Mika Tskat Bok.
chin.
»tap and a g*K«l app tita are the birth­
Mistrewe—Ylary' Mary' I've just
at
f
1
HO
p
rn.
)■
Fanny,
don't
you
Friend—Hello, Mike I Off book to
T<> t't tir A < OI.It IN ONK HAT
right
of
every
American
girt.
These
"Nebber
frowed
nuttln*
at
him.
”
said
broken my hand gl«»«
Y*ou know
Taietaaa'o« li tuo Quinina Tableta AU think ita* about time to go to lied? the spltutcd and plastered Darktuwn are the conditions that denote perfect ould Ireland, eh? But where’s your
how unlucky it is-—seven year»' tin I rutilai* rriiii l ih* ■ariier IHl lalle lo rura
Fanny—Hfew, I do, |<apa.
What on
health.
But, unfortunately, every box?
S. W. Uitrt.'» t «tallir., Iton verb boi *.«•
It«.
ha ppi IM •»
ARTHUR C NEWIL L
earth keep» you up so late.—Til Ulta.
Murphy—Faith, an' phat would I
“Well, w-bat did he throw at youT’ day are »ecn girls with pale, «allow
Maid—Oh, that'« nothin', ma'am
FBI MCI# AL *
**
friendlut Alto.
do wid a i«>x ?
complexion«,
languid,
round-sboul-
the
recorder
asked
Henry.
llow about me' I've )u«l smashed
*ror>o rhe Cow«« end
Friend
—
Why,
put
your
clothe«
in.
"No,"
he
said,
"I
haven't
anything
ili-red
and
listless,
and
the
question
“
He
frowed
hint«,"
was
tha
WueSa Off th* O»ld.
tlm large glass in the drawing rouni *
»«. tt-iaoi.
B. F. M. V.
I aioli «O Hren* -Quinine Takt, it rura acrid ta •’Yer see. J«*dge Hr!!»», me aa'
for you.”
is often asked whether Hie woman of
—Glasgow Timo»
.node»
Sovurv. No l'a» ITI« Mesula
"Sty. Mister," whined the fa-ggar,
nigger libs 'jlnlu* rooms and he's bln today has lost the healthy lienuty
"I gu<-aa you don't know how it (vela
rr frowln' hints out alter me fer d« which waa once a national character­
Haar Enongb.
to have no friend«, an"—"
longest. Ko las' nite I Jest made up istic. Gue of the most common afflic­
Teuclier—Now, Huaie,
you may
"Don't 1 though' I'm the official
tion» ot womankind
ta anaemia,
construct a sentence in which the mer mln* dat de frowln’ ob dem hints
a watery condition of th« blotsl.
handicapper for the l~adiea'Go|f Tour-
had
got
ter
atop.
I
axed
him
jrat
lak
word "literary" occurs
A lifteen Minute Club.
nauient '—Philadelphia I'n-as
This causes untold misery and often
Niisie—(after much thought)— Lit­ »r Chrlsahun («rudder whut I m * wantrr
New York ha» a uni.pie organila-
be frowln' hluts at me, an' be ups an’ leads to other and oven more serious
tle
Wilics'
hands
wcr»
literary
An Amb.tK.ui lady
di«caM*»
It can lie cu red, how­
tion in a Flfteen Minute club.
It
black with dirt. — Philadelphia Press Iowa dat be owned dat inouf <>t> hls n.
THC STM Of STARS
la compite!
of
ncw«[ia|ier men.
Fuss one word lining on aunuder au' at ever, as the following interview in the
llualMind—The doctor says if I
Harrisburg
Htar-lmiependenl
will
Thry nite-t every night at iOo'clock keep up thia race ter money I‘II break
HIOM1KI.TN, N Y Hvpt «-Tb» sreretor Ute de last 1 uiout er flung er few brick
?t-fti*fb••<)«•• .* »-wfl of th# taftrfleh! Hcsdacb««
show. Miss Annie L. Heel, of No.
«harp and pnvmptly a.ljotirn at lu l& down when 1 am 40.
P««tsd<r», manttf«« IHIA-I her«» by the G«r # 1 bats at bls head. Hut Jest ‘luriufa-r.
Ita objerts are purely social.
No
Wu*—Never mind; by that time we Tea < o , i-r* in th# i*« i that they are harmloae Jedge Hrtlee. dat ba frowed detu hints VID Green street,Harrisburg, i'a , who
•• «eli a« effr* lire. |«u|4e hatv eonfidcuee lu
has !>ccn a sufferer from thia trouble, [
«■ t (tepore or a|M«*chea «re p-rniittcd.
shall be able to afford It.
alter tne fuss.'*
them.
"Brlckbata for blnta Is too mtich tex in answer to a reporters* quest tun,
talloula," remarked the recorder, ac­ ■aid:
Prahmmary Arrsagairwal
"Y'ca, I am entirely well now but
cording to the Atlanta Constltutloti. •*!
Almut five
Mallory—After we are married, know there are a great many |ieop|e I waa a very sick girl.
Marie, you must never hesitate to who won't take a bint, but that doron’t years ago I Itad an unnatural craving
a.k me w hi *n you want money.
give them the right to paua brlckbata. for highly seasoned ftawi and after
Marie— No, indeed, Mallory; and ttotue folk« are very bandy to throw that 1 sm a HI lit rsl with livadache
Ha« bail testi«« in turn tabl*.
I hope that you will never hesitate brickbats and will do ao quicker than and my heart would l<eat about twice
Tora» Irvsl» io ihe ein«
Rheumatiain ia due to an r«<-esa of acid in the
about giving it to me. — Brooklyn I.lie.
as fast aa it sboukl.
My
limba
got
a Hail hearings Ihruai in ehvel, ln«*irtna
bite.I
U h*ai this a» ajies through the porve of the
you can bat your eye. Henry, you dl<l
I «oisst r.innn« insili -, su4 re«mln«
•<> weak that I ha<i lo rest on every,«-
•kin, aa it ultra d<-es, it produces some fonn of akin
i -■( (»«•' h»r i-iimptng.
a great wrong to toas thoae tiata. You
i.« si Ite.l • irr ms. i «
Cat l<«rll>< •
eruption—s >nie itchlag dives»» like Eczema or
•tapwb.
•n
going
up
«lairs.
The
color
j
A Siga ol Prograia.
wronged yottr neighbor, you wrongiit
» h «slrsniaM holts. <t<mbl»-nult»l; nu
Tetter --but when three little tubes or m*-eat glands
of
my
skin
waa
like
that
of
a
dead
J
l«rt
i-«n
»usi
»r
«ot
loes»
sag
talli«.
Me Jigger—Oh, no; it isn't a otto- the hints, you wronged yourself and
are« '.dealr closed by <->->-*ure to c<~-14 an| sudden
e.'.gbl ».«ulatot, é*,— « ..«uialion. Ni»
p'<s*>il.
"» lioil**, aaaid, iti fact. Illy
iiurw town any mure.
«t-rii’S lo ehsn«v onsmii ells every rhangv
you wronged the l*ats. 1'1) flue you
ih.ll.i.g .J the i**dy, iaen me poiaowa thr wn off by
whole
body,
would
swell
at
timca.
<*t
tenaeratiirv. «n.t «roe »esbet with s«v.
JOHN POOLE, Portland. Oregon,
Thingumbob— No?
the bl ">dt flnding ao outlet, settle in tuembranre, #*■■
_
_
410.78. If you cau't pay It then there
Rette!»« slw«vs *-n hsnu
muac les, uaana» and nerves. Three parts become greatly inflamed, feverish and
McJigger—No; you reinemlwr their la the chain gang that you can help to The doctor who treated me .said my
Vh-te taires «re worth money to vos.
»ool at Morrtsoa MrMb
Then why not buy a STA Hr
not ; tlagger-hke, mad.truing pains follow in quick succession, the mu*. Ire become
"Grand Dramatic Palace?"
Well, pop»*»*’ for a couple or three weeks complaint wits anaemia.
"The doctor told me if I had let
Can give roa tha best bar gal nv In
estremely tender, the nerve» loeak down an l the «offerer ta soon reduced tna state
they call it "the theater” now.
That la a lltle hint, I su|q*ose. you can
MITO HELL, LEWIS
of helplessness and misery. This acid pouou penetrates the joints and serms to
Huggirs, l'kiwt, Hoilerv and hugmet.
the dis«-«»« go a few weeks longer I
take
all
right."
cry out the natural oila, and the legs, arm« an*! flnrere become so stiff and acre
A STA VER
Win imilla and Pumpa tn I General
I would have had dropsy.
I was under
Rulm< Return Strong In Usath.
Liat every movement te «Headed with es< nictating puna.
Machinery. hre na befare buytng.
aOHTlAHO. OAtOOO.
U’teen Never IHx anlrtl < >l<l tint hen i his care for «jverel week*, but with
I.inimeata, plasters, electricity and baths, while their tw may give temporary
•’I mw Mr*. K going into an auc­
The sorting and arrauglng of the |n>r I little change tor the better."
ease canmx be caUsd cutes, for tha dteeaae returns with everv change of the weather.
tion »ale last Monday.
Isn't her
"How, then, were you aocoinplctaly
tonal effects of the late Queen Victoria
8. 8. 8. cures Rhrutnat ism by
craze for bargains extraordinary?”
restore*! to health," asked the re-
‘ Three yeeee ago I had a severe attack of working a complrts change tn
Yr«, indeed. I believe she could was a trrmeiidoua tank, says a femdon
PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS.
la «rl^r*e. whtsh left ms almoat n phvsieal
correspondent. One peculiarity of her j porter.
the blo*»l • the a. <laare neutral-
,f It iins. sn, ar a,n ko ,
die happy if the knew the would be
wreck. To add to my wretched condition, a
"1 had been sick for two month» |
ired, the circulation purified and
majesty was never to dlnanl any
<1 HKI> tlllftrv -rot H IIOKMK».
severs form of Bhaumaliam developed. I
laid out on a bargain counter and
f-x
vsus
Sseai.v
Co.. Hl reel. Mina
I
> when 1 lagan taking Dr VYillanis’
the rich, healthy blood that is
tried all the yhystclaaa ta our city, bat aoao
I.ionsi«
I have
,
th« parsaaaa Ilans f- w I
buried aa a remnant. "—Town and dress, mantle, bat or bonnet which she , I'ink Fills for Pale People. In alunit a ’
or them cuwld do mo any permanent good. I carried te the irritated, aching
bad
ever
worn,
and
brr
wardrobe
bass
Ihe
pa«<
m.teths.
and
la
that
time
havecertel
1
I
horzr.l
Country.
need all ths rhoumstle onres I could bear of,
muscles and joints, soothes and
might well have been considered the week I was feeling better. The head-' • •I heaves. IS of Utetempsv ««<1 u <.f« ho.ok- cough Your rru.al.n I
bet received no boneet. After b««1 anln* •. •.
acineUlvs have «..innl a great reputation In thie rertl.-n.
f
heals them. 8 H. 8. cures Rheu­
■. I waa relieved of the pel a a sad have sained matism even when inherited or
m<>et complete record of the fashion of ache left me and I !>egan to get I
I's ,«-r I'.« . ■ .
11
bill Taught.
in fleeh and strength and my general health
stronger.
I
took
the
(nils
for
six
8. J HOW KN. I ..net A«enS, I*.
brought on by the escessive n«e
lady— I wonder who taught that the last sixty ywarw In existence. An
la better than for years. I conatdar 8. ■. 8.
weeks and became thoroughly cuttel " I
other fancy of Queen Victoria was to
the grandest blood medicine tn th« world, of mercury. Opium, in soms
parrot to swear'
Dr. Wiliams' Pink Fills for Pale-
form, te the bans of nearly all
and heartily re. mmond It to any one seoh-
fh-aler—I don't know but I can have everything tn duplicate; two hats
lag relief from the tortures of *houmatlem.
ao-czdled Rheumatic Cures,
two cteaka, etc , were always orderwtf. People are an unfailing sp-cific for lo-1
recommend
him
as
a
mighty
perfi-
8. ». O*KiK)BY, Union, 8. 0."
which deaden the pain but do
I comot-jr ataxia, partial paraly.is, Ht.
cicnt ami painstaking person.—W aab- Her majesty had a wonderful collec­
■<4 touch the disease and lea l
Vitus dance,
sciatica, muralgia,
tion
of
lace,
but
this
Is
not
to
l>e
com
­
*» niinons habitA Alkali«, a.d th. pota.h .O(!
ington Star.
edien SO Often pre.
scathed, sff* t the tender lining of Uts stomach and weaken the
toe digestion,
al™x,n thus
ps red with the collection of the Queen rheumatism, nervous bead«*he, the
mid.ng another burden to ths alreedr weak and impovenshed blood
8 8. U
I »«wager of Italy, said to tw the lieat after effi-cla of the grip, , palpitation
tains b «> D»t;iers| or <jaj
———
— 1 —
----- - bind,’but" u a aimfa v’e^teble
’•■gen
’“J «a ’l'
« , -r
'•< «"T
of the heart,pale and sail« low complex­
»7 and Ho First Street, Portland. Oregon.
In the work!.
rrwwEr an<i th« most | perfect ___
_ ________
blood
pi oner ____
known. Send foronr tink . n Rheu-
ions and all forms of weakness At all
♦n#
, a
Tslanhof.«. '«•« IJau
t. at.««.: 1 -.Oto - wr phv. . ten. if you W
WU 1
A darky with one leg I* just a» happy dealers or direct from Dr. Williams'
< <>«<> armo T«
L We would
in»4k. totet
be gUd to Aad you a buuk free; we charge nothing whatever for medical adnem
aa a white man wlih two.
Medicine Co,. Hcheneetady. N. Y.,
Catalogno Furnished
THU SWIFT SPECIPTG COMPANY, ATLANTA. O a
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I poa Application.
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