The Santiam news., October 04, 1901, Image 4

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Eruptions
Ihy.nuiist,aly tetter,*1! firm*
of «< z.'ina ur »alt t! mi, pimple*
and otl;< r cutnne. u* éruption« pro
«■»•»•«I from hunioi», citi.er inlier-
it»<l, or a «piired Hi rough defeettve
digi-Hti.'ti and .«"»uniiati'-a.
To treat thiwo eru(»tion* with
dr) mg tnevlii'itxw is dangerous.
The thing tu do i* to help the
• viti-m discharge the hunv>r*, and
strengthen it against their return.
II‘»wd « baraaparlha p*rr»aaaafjy enr*4 J.
U Hih«« Fraelt«. Ill .of ft»«» from wL^a
ba bad autf»r*<| for » >m« tin«». aa«l Mi»«
Alvina Waller H
Hl. Altf-aa Wla.. af trim
p’«« oh ber fa-'e ar4 byrb aa4 ebafad «bln ow
bar U*dr. br vbkb «ba bad bwn grwaHy
irxrfebled
Tb«r« are to re
ln»*rfelaJ« I»
ia< r ®f IM» cr«ai ifc.«4p • « Ibaa «aft Ua
tfubltebad.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Promu«-* to euro and keep* tho
promiae. Don't put off treatment.
Buy a bottle of Hood'* teslay.
A Momas » Rtotoa.
"How did you bappen lo insure in
that purt mular con>|a>ny
’’! consultad the wiahes of my
wife."
"Of eoursr : that’a vrry j rai»wortby.
Bul—doe« alie kimw anything aboui
lile Insurance com|«nn »’
"Yes
l*iie itio-atigabil and found
Hiat thi« ot¡< «Iwai-
» t*,. pul
lirot calendar«.’’—Til-Bits.
la aitfsalara te on
I
hot > t Ifta gwavin«
axative flronio-Quminc
t »> .«.
lb* man Sy that rssrsa a vwM In om a«»
Thru a bay
Tourist In Ireland (to rural postman)
-How many mails have you here in
the day?
"Threw- breakfast, dinner and lay.”
—London Fun.
irnarwa*« i inkit
UK
< mN»
Ivbftilpl rat
M”>rai
»»rear’ th»
aiaeawed
ip-?» «»f ib« ear
I b«’* H un y
waj Isst .red»<iue«« >•••! «hat • ty •»» «llU»-
I
a
»
iatre lf fediti n <4 t’ e »<>■
n< <>t the
Riteiarbian TuU
Wb»n « •!’<• («*«« In
CarnM •< i have a ru ..«• t < •. «r. t or unjw
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•
deaf i
u» if e re« i‘.t, ai-î • *•» «’e ifelaatma
Ihm rat* l-e leb« n t*>il ad «ho « t>be feet ia4 U»
Ite »ftmal candie»«), hear>< f will b* <V**!f »y>1
loeevrr. hiñe raer» « .« «I
arer* ae< t>v
ea’arrh wbhh la » »«hue « .ut ari »tíñame*!
r*t»4|«i n »I the «.tur» • auf fa» • •
M b « >|| five <* a Hut>4rt>l !>.- iara f<*r at»r
rue of |M<fh»(Ni < a
1 t»y <*taf ?h) that ran
til l I« cured b) ila» • < atafrh < are Ben4 for
rtrcUara, free
F I < IIKNItT A (X>.. Tatela.0
hf.d br Huff i»ia III
lian a Fam tir rille ara Ua beat
Sad Altair
"I've bi ought you a liltls brother,"
aaid Hie doctor
,
"No" said th« impossible child;
the stork Iwught my little brother."
"Well I'm the stork" said th« doc­
tor
"But wiiere is your bill!" said the
impossible child.
"Ill* claimed by those who should
know that an impoMible child is
never wittier than upon the occasion
of mimcbudy long liorti into the
family.
It W ai r*oMfhl«.
Clara—Y«m haven't »rm my rn-
Kagvmmt rintt yrt, hate you?
.Made— I «Ion'I know
Who k the
man?—Town and Country«
fOV KNOW WHAT rot AKK TAKING
M he* to'i lake Orme’a Taeteleaa CTitH Tunic,
r*c«u»« the formula it vlairily printed <>n every
tottiw abuwine that II is
Irou and Qui.
eiaala a laa'.alaea ton» N o C ujv . Sr i'ir.¥r
M.'lbso wol find Mr* W inslow's Booth-
rides Ing Syrup Ills be»i remedy Ui u»e tor their
child.en during lb« lectblug period.
How do jieoplr enjoy trolley
it, cui-, it
-
Oh, everyl'ody is bimyed up Ly th«
tl«r Rtsion
l't|«'Ctalion that Curybody else will
"Hid
you
tier try any of these
git off at the m vt corner. ’—Chicago
health
foods!" the sympathetic
Record- Herald
friend a»ki<l of the <fy»|» ptic lady.
"Yea," »he r»p!ie.|. ' and I'm not
So Nir« I» Kai, «» MHS, »<> Si
going to e«t any more of them."
To lake w»»4iritir t* a
<«uer.
It-rd |<IBB I« < «»r ama « «t>4y t at)
"Why not?"
o ni y tno4«tn inulte ft« lu !• ub *4
"Because they spoil niy ajipetitc. ”
Bleu. Ite -
•»-
—Cleveland i’laindcaler.
Will L'p In Art
'I hear he is well up in art
"Yes
Hi* studio is on
fiiM.r, and lu» painting» are
• kled. ’’—Judge.
s
IL
Muscles.
Human l-eing* have six ninsclc» to
carli eye. that they may move it on
cither aide, but horae-s, cows, cheep,
and other qiiadru|«*!s, which habit­
ually incline their brada to the
ground in search of food. have a mus­
South Amrrii*.
cle by which their eyelids are »us-
Com(wtcrit aulii >ritic* a»»« rt that I ¡ended and supported, and which we
Houth Anime* h*» greater umlevel- do not need
tils-«! nn' iro. s than uny oilier («utiou
i i the world. Any crop gionn ri»
Patont9 Proaurnd,
where can I«- duplicati-d there, and
Pr*'f«|»« I Itfcienl ah«l Maileta« t«<r M»e»tr*v.
I
•
the country usuimi* inn
Ir» ua Taber A Whitman ( •, hâ < j Warder
silver and gold, most of which ha*
BROOKLYN. «' Y-. IMt-t an IntormsUcu
has lw*a r«e*iv.-t »*«*.! n* is* «.-»-I.
ruiatl»« |"-w*r. <*t lb* - art!«.>4 II-*-1*- i.« i . -
.t*«», pru|-'« <o»rra he,* a.» *’• lis ii.am*nt
«rlljri» lbs maiiuf*. luter»
Ihr g 4 tr* . I*
oHalhwl
itldg . M a»hii«f l«»n. I* «
«wen only «lighly dcvelpcd.
A Willing Youth.
It With That Ton.u< 11« Cannot Wla.
Mr»
Dawn—You hateful thing
You told Millie M< ad -v* you only
aiihnl you were single again.
Mr. Hawn (with happy inspiration)
—Of course I did
It was only Ihnt
I might eiptrienci oner .. .. i thi
] felt when you arc* pt«*! me, darling
Mr«. Dawn—You dear l»-y ' 1 knew
you couldn't lw so cruel —TitHit*
How He Obtained Hu Present Envi
able Position.
"IlumMly. aggnweivciHws and health
are the rn|ui«ile« for turriw '*
TTiese are th* words of John H
It >lej of t'auiiovia, N Y , w ho has
attained the main thing that all men
daeira. "The first two qualities I
mention are n«c»-**ary," he cotitin-
iMvi,"if a man or woman wants to rise
H«r Prcdosiwrat
In life, but they are of little use if the
Mamie—! think Mr. Cruatleigh is third is not in your p*«sacs*ion.’*
just too mean for anything.
In rvw|w>nae to questions he aald :
be married yonr
Fanny*—But
"AG ut two ycarw ago I was taken
mamma.
down with inflammatory rheumatism
Manns— I know he did
I jilted and waa rial on my hack, rnck«*d with
him for Harold, then ha married pain and as hclpli-aa as a child for
mamma, and now he won’t let me fourteevi an ks
Ihiring those weeks
marry Harold.—Baltin >re American. I »ulTerrd aa only they who have
indamniatory rhitimatuim can suf*
M i »( i * tngi
I you have any m««licai al-
"That was a very lurid document
you prepared." aald the friend.
1* ’* «¡iterici the reporter.
"Yea." answered the statesmen dubi­
"Y cs, I had tlie liest that could I*
ously. "| made It an lurid that I am procurad. Lut thrdictor» did not help
afraid the public will tall to regard It
aa able and profound" Washington
"Bul how did you hecnme curt*!!"
Star.
"Ib fore I was taken sick I hail seen
advcrtincment« of |*r. William*' I’mk
Ths B<*r war which lia» been rasl’is Pills tor l’ale People which »latml that
fur the ps»t two »»era will ".».n I» ended, they were g>«*l lor rlieumatism. I was
aseoedlng I» Uie lalesl sdvtc««
News of willrng to try anything for relict su I
ta»*« t »lit h» ha«tlh )<»» ba
War
gol »oiiie and us* lwnrfitf*|almost im-
it a terrible Ibhtg
he.» »’atti
p*«»
pie. but we laeijeT« •<*•*«.a* h lr»*Ubl»a bar« 11 idislely
I liad taken but *11 IslKW
elaii» e«e»4 t«i»»r«
Whe«» the
»rh la wlicn I wa* able to return to my work,
nut r.f nftWr an<1
aufTrr fmm d« »p*p
ata.
air to he««!« be but I coulinuivl taking llwm until
«»r con»i!|*ati >ft,
«««ubi tiryw j « hi to irr nine box«-« were um *I up. t waa entire­
Hi*«tetier • b<<»marh Bitter»
It will ruta ly cum! an<l have had no return of the
VMi
I rouble aim
I consider I>r M’llliarn»'
Pink PiiI» tor Palo People a wonderful
remedy, and 1 haw roci'nimended
tli* them to a great many |«*>ple.
IHii'timali*m ha* been cured in
hundred* of other instance« l>y Dr
at YY llliarn*’ Pink Pill« for Pale People.
They arc a apyeiflc not only for that
.! «. i».- I.ut f.-r all «^nx nt» aririni;
from a dii-onlcn*! condition of the
blood or »hattemi nervo*, *uch as
locomotor atavia, partial paralysis,
St Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
iM'rvous bcadache the after effect* of
A Mro«( Man
the grip, p-ilpilation of the heart.
"What a very heavy voice he has'" |>alc and sallow complexions and all
’’Yea; but lie is able to lift it tn forms of weakness either in inalc or
his
own
phia female
Evening iiu’ctin
Dr Williams' Pink Pill* for Pale
!'• pie an -old hl laixf* at Ml cent* a
TtkvNatferr'« r-nir4v.
Ine»»
box, or six tsixe* for »2.50, and may
i«<VBi*B *h<l rtf<«*t
IS ptfet* i*r * 4«« m *» tor
•r
It »• rs.wv■ ( wvesiiclnal II K Kite hoi Is- had of all druggist», or direct by
fe>4»<»n»
I« ru««»« r'»n*ti|s<«’«‘n «n I mail from Dr William - Medicina Co.,
• Irt hefe'la* h», bi4n*y au4 h«*r 4; m ‘O cb
I scmm J tor *11.
Hchcncctady, N Y.
! hear they give Hank a ernes ei
amination in that trial tip town."
Oiplumscy.
"Yes. and I can’t see shy they
needed to l>e erma al->iit it
Hank's
I I : "I b . - 11 - 1
. - -
I ■ t - go
th« Iwai natured cu« I ever ace.”— home.
Chicago News.
Second
now we'll
»layin* to
Th« II« b < rrwarrip*»«« f«r Malaria
late.
If
well git
ndlia and Fiera» la a IstHUr o< Lrt,r»’» J aatelaa»
not bein'
ubili Tuttle. Hhmtaply tr*»n arid quinto» th hugged
lattei«*»« bn>- No * yr*. No Far
l*r. • «•c drowned.«
Vsry Tn»«
GOOD
"You say that ) ui don’t care for the
salary so long aa you can get a chance
to work?" said th« billionaire
"That’s the idea," answered the
youth with the sharp none and chin.
"I am willing to start right in at a
big reduction and take one rd th<«e
»25,000 (asiitions you say arc «o hard
to fill at half the money. "—Washing­
ton Star.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
No Offered Payment».
"It y«»nr daughter learning to play
by note?*’
"Certainly not." anawervd Mm
Comroi, a little indignantly. "We
|«av ra-h f»»r every Irmon. The idea!"
—Washington Star.
Ths Habit.
Teas—Oh.she’s the girl who uactl tn
go arond in the riding habit all llie
time.
J«»*—Yes; but she's got the auto­
mobile habit now.
Teas—That so? What ia it’
Ji-aa—Running over people every
chance site gets, — Philadelphia Press.
Ths li»h«rm«ni Gsmbk With btith
The poison ejecta»! from the fang* of the rattle­
snake i* not more surely fatal than the vira* of
Contap.oi« tn.«»| poi*.* which tnltatca asd vitiataa
*
thr blood, destroy* the tissue* «ui-f tones and eat* like *
• canker sore into the fleah.
This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little sors or blister ; sron
the glands begin to swell, pimples break out on the body, th* mouth and thro«t
become sore, making it paiitfu to «Nt • r «wall-.w , ilreoiliul ul.ers at-pear on P.r
tongue, copper colored splotches an-i other characteristic signs of Il!-«>d Poison
come as the diM*we progrnaes. and the ilestructive virus take» deeper hold upon the
System The medical men are as sorely pcrplein! over the character of thia blood
Kison aa ever ; they tell you to take mercury an ! potash alternately for three years,
t the »t-anach of no human living ran stan-1 thia treatment 1--ng ; t-e*i.les, they do
Bo* cure the disease permanently, aa thousands who have tried it know.
.
S. S. S. is the only
WELLIMQTON, KA* . Bep«.. 1»OO.
1 eeatrarted Blood Polson two years aeo thia fall, guarantee*! purely vege­
wss persuaded to try a medlrlne widaly adver­ table blood purifier, and
tised by a remedy e- apeny in Uhiraeo. I was re- the only antidote f<w
Waived to per a large amount In advance, and san this particular virus:
truthfully say that I waa worse wh*a the treatment I it purifies tlie b!<xv! and
waa left off then when I beaan. Beddish plmpiee j builds up tbe constitu­
would break out and till with yellowish matter ; eop-
Cr-eolored splotct •• of ell else* would appear on my tion. The appetite im­
dy , my throat was so sore 1 could coarsely swallow, prove* almost from th*
end my mouth snd tongue were seldom free from ’ first dose, the sore* soon
a leers ; tonsils were swollen, and my hair waa «on- ■»how aigns of healing,
In« out rapidly. This waa my condition when I be«an land the unsightly, dirty
yonr 8. B. B. I have seed twenty-two bottles, end •plutcbea and eruptions
am fkolln« splendid
Every core on my body hoc
I grow paler and paler,
he» led. snd my appetite good.
JAKB MASTIN.
_
„ ,
.
and finally disappear.
R S 8 »not a new medicine ; for nearly jo year» it has Item known and used
foe Ulis dre.u!ful di»ea*e. It has broug’it new life and hope to th. i,«nd» all over
thl* land It will <nre you »» it has other*
bend (.,« our ftee I»,.'* <-n h-mis
treatment an ! write our | li -■
-n. t’- ut you» roue W- will help you if ,- u wit!
tot u* . ww II ake no charge f -I advi, e, and all <<-rre*;- • > e ,» <■ t h. ted lu
Mricteat confideme.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, AA.
ijaa w.-••»*.
In bad weather, the fisherman's
wife sit'd, when the boats were out,
she could never stay in the house be­
cause of the disk
As it ticked she
heard nothing but "Wife. widow;
wife, widow," over and over again.
And. she said, 'tis but the awing
of the hob which name should be
the true one.—Cynthia in the West.
Rrsurn Faeugh
The teacher at the kindergarten has
a great deal of trouble with Maliel,
who is -1 years old. The other day
she had occasion to ask- ’ Maliel.
why did you strike Freddy?"
" Tause lie’s littler dan me.” re-
plied Mabel.—I’ittaburg Chronicle-
Telegraph.
IW Wol(>• II ¡-| .-r w.c* om-a a wit-
' t>c*a in a suit lur slander and the op-
i (awing council in the courtroom said:
M0 s * vosm Prou tratkuu
"Y«»u arc an actor I be.'ieva!"
It you *re dangerouady nick wbal la
"Y«a" r< pli««l Hop(»cr.
the dr»I duty of your physician F Ila j
"Is not that a low calling?"
quiet« the twrroua ay«l«-m. he tleadewa
"! don't know, but it is ao much
Uir pain ami you sleep well.
You ought to know that when you latter than my fathers' that 1 am
rather proud ol it."
rwo-.l to >«■ regular In your eourae*
“What n*s your father's calling
grow irrilabla without caunr and
pa*i i'.v«|'<c«a sights, tl.rru la acrioua may I ask!"
'lie sa* a lawyer" »aid Hopper.
$bort Storie$ ¡ Awo/sf
a**«* »co*>», '
.eaeeeee
Ki Hpv^krr lc«*«nl waa in the Kupresnr
Court at WaabiaatoQ, !•. C-. rrtrully.
» bru tbe Juath
w rre alow In a urli*
btla<
Mr Krrd waited wllb an rie-
phantlne patirne?
Cr* »mlly a frtriul
of Uta Iraurd over to blio ami wbi»|M*r-
rd
"Mr.
“Mr. Spcahrv,
Npoaker. can’t you vwuut a
quoruruF
r A kx»k
look of ffitf reproach
o»vr»|wrail the retsnsl atatrami n'a fare,
' "Kir." said be. In a tune ut dlgu ity, ’’you
forge« that when I evunt«'*! a quorum.
ttwrv alwaya waa a quorum"
Henator Itallcy, of Tesas, bi a a fa«*»
like a cberwU, It is ruuud snd •oft sod
full of color One day, tn tlie «xirrUlur
of tbe Heviate, be was apprua.-bed l>, a
giggling youug woman, who a»k»*i. rap
tulS'ualy
"Oh. BMMtor, » here
world did you get your pretty pl
plrilun!**
lUi'i-j was etntu
only fur an Instant.
Lnokl
straight tn Hie eye ami tapping h«T
lightly on her slightly rouged cheek, t
very graivly asked
“Where In tt
city did you get yours!”
E«1 ward Fits!leraI<1. who wn>tc tl,<-
quatrain* from Oumr which have cuti»
Into aueb great (xqiulartty under tin
I'eralan name ut "Hul>alyal.*'and there
by rtcltixl a eurtoelly >uffi< irntly great
to ligie bls other translations ami adap
tat Iona given to tbe world, was witty
and w Um In society left bls mark. It Is
told of him that being ome thrown tn
company with a notorious tnft hunter,
whose only conversation coucermal bis
persona) ex|wrlri>.'r« with tbe nobility,
FltxGerald waited for a time, then ruse
to go, saying with an attitude and ac­
cent of profound dejection: "I knew
a lord once, but be I» dead.”
Mr Him. the majordomo of Htafford
House, the rcslilvuce of the Huke of
Hutberland. Is distinguished among the
most distinguish««! major domo*, mal
Ires d'botel. and bullera of tbe highest
circles It la said that tbe King's own
servants look up to him as Use leader
of their profession. The seal Is s«rt
upon Ins aristocratic fatm* by a remark
which la attributed to him They say
that he one« went to ace lliwrlxibui
Tr«*e play "Hamlet.” Asked afterward
what he thought of It. lie la reported
loftily to have remarked: "Well. It'a
citraordlnsry tbo various ways the
lower orders have of getting their liv­
ings.’’
Herbert Spencer, the great English
In th« Futur«.
First Billionaire’s Son—What did sociologist ami phllo«o|iber. la very fond
of a gniue of billiards, and the other
you get for yor birthday?
Second Billionaire's Son—I got a <lay at the Iteform Club In Iarndut» lie
met an acquaintance whom he Invited
railroad
"That’« nothing
I gut a whole tu play with him. The young member
accepted, aud Speuccr snld. Joyfully,
system. "—Life.
as be chalked Ills cue: “Young mau.
good billiard playing 1« the proof of a
well balanced uilnd.” "I believe It Is."
replied the young man. They played
and the great writer was benteii fear
fully. He had only scored thirty eight
when lit* young antagoulst flnlalmd hi*
eae kwidrod Herbert Hpencet put the
• m- away In dl'-gu'-t
"Y >-u:-g man. " he
said, ' sm h flue billiard playing as
yours la the proof of an 111 spent
youth.”
As a youngster. Admiral George
Dewey was completely enrrled away by
talcs of valor oil bloody field*, and by
stories of great campaign* won by fa- I
tnoua commanders, lime lit* father'
read to him tbe story of llannibel ■
erimslng the Alp»- Tbe recital made a i
great lmpie~Mlon on the ta>y. It waa I
111 the di-sd of wliitiT, nml mi the fol
Mult Boar Signature of
lowing day he told the story to hi* little .
sister Mary, and aakiil her to lie Ills
army, pro|m»lng to eroaa tins only |
“Alli*" In the nelgbborhiaal. .4 large hill
which tlaukeil Mout|n'ller to tbo north i
She readily c<m«eiiti«l. and young !
GiMirge ami Ids army set out on their ,
undertaking. It was keen and cold,
the snow lying deep on the ground. ■
PADTTD’C E0» HtAOACHC*
and pile»! Into huge drift* In ravines '
bA r I trío ron DiniNUt«
and abmg fences. With w oodeu sword i
FOR aiUOUtlEtt.
tn hand. George eomlueted bls army to |
FOk TOkFIO LIVER,
tbe crest of the "Alp«." from which be
roa coiijtifatio «.
looked down on that (»art of "Italy" eu
roa ULLOW SKII.
coinpassi'd by Washington County. The
roa TBECOMPLEXlOa "army" frote tbe tip of It* nose am! one
IsBMl fW NuV'MG ^**' *1
I car. while Haunlbal had two of Ids toe*
Bursty VerrtaMs.y«^»'.*X'>—«*
frost Wtten. A farmer took tbe eipe-
..... — " — I J 2J BI— i l l ■■
—
d it Ion Into hl* bob sled, ami carried It
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
back to Montpelier.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
LrwtMng s Lawysr.
Womon Must
Sloop,
Mvtr C*n S4i«»/y TKem.
«4 a man hvhling <»na
oftjrr cuterini; upon tbe eam|*aign for
another on* 7* riclain»«’«! the ¡«••hU-
rian. ' It«' t>utrag(x»ua»
He can’t
Ip using hi» •>the«*»I ¡Nnitlun tu ad
nee hi* own intrnMla. ’*
"Hut the man in question hx» ju»t
nwi|*nrd."
**lVhat* H«’*igned ’ Well, that*» a
deapioabte trick Io gain public favor!
I didn I think lie would do »uch a
thing.'’—Chicago
►
Was llasrurv.
trouble somewhrrr, and nervous pros­
tration la sure to follow.
Ymt ought to know that Indigest ion,
e a h a u a 11 *> n. womb <llapla»*incnta,
fainting, dliriue**. hradaclx- and
backache send the oerwa wild with
elfHght. and you . inie-t strep
Mrs. Hartley, of
" i . -ugre*» St .
Chicago, 11) wlxdw portrait
pub­
lish, suffered all thrae agonlr«. and
was entirely cure»! by I.yma H. I'lnk-
ham'* Vegetsble I otiipound , her ease
should la' a warning to others, and
her cure carry ronvietion to the mind«
rt evrri »ufferlng w. inan of th* tin-
f tiling efl, Irm-y of l.yd aE I'lnkhaiua
Vegetable t .'tupouu.L
No Se»thor< Ln<<<«nwnt
She—Y’or proposal of marriage was
quite unexjiccted
He—So much the better.
She—Why. |>ray*
He— ILcause it 1« the unexpected
that usually hap|«*ns —Chicago Newa
Summer Resolution*
last • frund
Parent—Ini't he a line little
Idiot— Kumniy little shrimp.
How long haie you had it*
Keeley Cure
»feta ralhif t> >m h i . e. • nhim art I LHtoMi
MaUte. bww 4 la» pariteuiara w
htiij latititi,
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
THE STAR OF STARS
STEEL
STAR
Jacobs
WIND
Oil
Iwata all record* and always will.
Cures
Rheumatism
Strains
Weakness of
the limbs
and all
Aches and
Fain*.
Acts like
magic
Conquers
MILL
Ila, b«il laarla* In turn Isbl*.
Tarns trvlr to ih* wind
hail l-e’artnj»
lighten« runtiln
4r<t**!«'Bi auiuijDt
<»alt a Di««« I at
With gal» an i »•*! tbolUk
I art raw fuel or gat »<«•
Weigh! tegUittlor, |x
•»ring In changv t«*i»«n
v!
, at»4 grew ««airt wilt» agw*
Repair* a •» « on na»4
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t a uMhI«
I'ir.t Si« • p - I! it t !
'
are so giddy ami thouglilicM ’ They
don't ceinaider th«' future’
Sei'ond Sheep—Oh, well, my dear,
you can't cvjwel a young lamb to
»(««nd all In* time thinking of roast
mutton '—Puck.
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Writs Io« < aia! «us.
(jtirlliiitf a
Tbtf New York Mai! and ICtpriw tell» '
how a w(»ii>A!>’a aclf control ainl g<«oi! ’
SM Fall Waked.
Ken»«* a vet ttnl aerluua diaa*t«*r.
Revivalist—I* it |«»«ible that you
A atrrvt car caught flrr lu tbe tunnel dance!
above Thirty fourth atrerC* The car ■
Fair Sinner—Oh. yrw, often.
waa crowded. A pufl* of ainokr came
Now, tell me. hom-»lly and fairly.
up frviu somewhere nl-ntt the wheels don't you think the teridwy of danc-
at the forward cuil. ami tbree women i mg is toward sin?"
lu the sei'ond »»-at leopi-d in horror to
"I Biust confess that while dancing
their feet. A man rose and called to I ha v© very wick«*! thoughts."
tbe ctiuductor In a «harp tone:
"Aha! I feared ao.
When is it
that you have wicked thoughts’"
**Ca*i*t you
your car la on Hrer*
When my |>artiier atcfia on my
A girl with a big bundle In the seeonl
seat tried to fling herself off tbe enr toe*. "—New York Weekly.
against the *tuue wait The conductor
Willing Is Chsiws It.
began calling:
"K«*ep your seat*! fhin't be alarmed*
Hr was obviously amiiAia. and <he
You can't get out uutll you get to Thlr accrue«! almost willing.
ty fourth street"*
"I shall refer you to papa. ” ».»id
Then a lady In the front seat turned she. with a becoming blush "before
and put her hand ou that of the girl giving you a final answer."
"But I am (M-rfctly willing to lake
with tbe bundle, who was quivering
aud trembling In every nerve aud tuua- you without any referreneea, ’’ said he
magnanimously. — !ndiaria|iolis New*
cla.
"W* are safe! The conductor would
not take us on If there was anything
Hulst by tin Owa !*«Urd.
else to <lo,” she said. In a clear, gentle
Biller
(to Stark,with a perauibulat­
vol«*e of authority, smiling Into the
ori—Hullo! That your baby ’
glrl'a dated cy«»*. "We are aafe!"
Stark(trying to lie »mart)—No, it’s
The girl calm»«! down like a baby at I
one I Isirrow«*! from a neighbor.
It« mother'* touch; tbe other paaseu
Biller—So! It’s n homely little
gers harkened to the conductor’s run
brute, isn’t it?— Boaton Transcript.
ma nd to alt down, aud obeyed like ebli-
dren
A Natural Query.
YVhen tbe car got out of the tunnel
Mamma (who is exp«* ting Hie min­
and was vacated, the lady dlaap|M»ared
ister)—Willie, we will bare a very
bi the direction of Fifth avenue
nice old gentleman to tea thia even­
had timloubtelly quelled a panic a lid
ing, and you must be very go««l while
saved life.
he’s here.
Willie—Why, is lie Santa Claus?—
Cam cling I’oatagr Nlsmps.
Tbe method of cancelling postage Philadelphia Press.
»tamp« In vogue throughout the world
Not friend»
Hu Frtftrtnr«
waa Instituted by tbe French Govern
Kind Iasdy—Poor Fellow, have you merit In IN3O, but waa not adopted by
"Would you rather have something
got no friends?
thia country until comparatively recent elne than a piece of pie?" a«kwi the
Hap Hanard—No, mum; t hain’t years.—Washington Times.
kind neighbor of little Freddie, who
got n<ilsaiy but rvlativea.—Tit-Bita.
had run an errand for her.
Infection of l.wmtrrr Pllra.
‘‘Yes,
ma'am," said
Freddie,
Experienced lutubrrnxn .ay that in promptly; "I wil'd ruther have tw
tl>e procesa of seasoning ».«.I should pieces. "—Ohio State Journal
be occasionally replied and decay«*! or
b . r. M. «.
defc-tIVe piece« rvuiovi-d, leal they In­
fect the vtbers.
The coining se ason of the Century
M.i^.irine will l«> "A Y'.u of An ri
can Humor."
Contributions have
already l«cn engsgi*! from the beet
known American writers of humorous
stories and sketches. There will !■•
during the year a number of contri­
butions from new humorous writer*,
and articles reminiscent of those of
the pa»t.
CANOT
CATHARTIC
xwcaieU
Much To« Rud« lor Society.
It’« no use," sighed the (airs pack"
era’ fair daughter, "trying to gu into
society when pa in»i«te no railing a
golf club a shinny stick !"—Judge,
r ■ •
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