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A Fvtaic lauMaat
"Either that young fellow down
there with his g!rl Is a liar or I'm
nothing." remarked the adventurous
cat. tpillar. aa he proceeded to lower
himself on hla silken thread.
"What do you mean?" Inquired ths
tr»*« toad
"I just beard him tell her that noth­
ing. she might tx> sure, would ever
come between them'" Philadelphia
TV , »igrttur« >■ -ui ,,,,,
r («•
Laxative Bromo*Quinine
mw, a —I S la mm day
Thr«s s tlsy
Tourist In Ireland (to rural postman)
— How many malls bar« you here in
the day?
Three breakfast, dinner and tay."
I^oolon Fun
(iMtiSgWS.
"Hlu comes of « grand old family,
I lx • r"
"Yea, v«ry' An alienator <>f hers
was l«-head<d in the tower during the
reign of the Fourth Edward."
"How |x-rf«tly lovely'"—Detroit
Journal.
Magni»«,
'That was a very lucid document
you prepared." said th* friend
"Yes." answered the staleamen dubl
oualy
"I made It so lucid that I am
afraid the public will fall to regard It
aa able and profound."—Washington
Star.
M i fiar» sill find Mr» Winslow's 8ooih
Ins Hyrop «h» beat rvniady to use 1er lb*ir
Sblidrvn during tb. IseUiln* jwrtud
to your husband
hat. anythin* of
to my husband, I
bl in "—Cleto land
f
«h* li«el l'rxt'tlpllo« raer Malaria
run;• A»4 FffTAY to A bACjFdlUfOTF'i TVKIM
Obih Took*. Il h «Empir lt*n And quitiiM !U
a Ub*te;«Ad toe* Sa < ura. No Far ftJra ’Or
Fast idle«*
"Jane Meadows waa almost drown
ed In tb* latest Staten Island forty
collision."
How waa that?"
"Hhe said the Ilf* preserver didn't
mai<h that new shirt waist of beta."
—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
An Indiana Wcmans Terrible
Eiperierce.
"It was a frightful ri perirne* and
I never exp»vt««l lo c.mie out alive,"
saui Mrs
Ellen Bowman, of No
Odd.
Windsor block. !iidiana|«>lis, Ind ,
“Mies Rent y ment Is a great lover of in the cours« of an interview rreontly
pub!i*h<«l in the Run of that city.
cats.”
"Yes; now Isn't It odd thst she "I do not aupjxw it I’Ver would have
draws the line on caterpillars?—Ohio happeiml,'* she ooatinoed,
"but.
Hints Journal.
some years ago 1 began to worry and
todo more work than I ought
This
Th» Tf|»»w rllee I m «»«tlon
brought on a general physical weak­
A » ia U bih -fan he» proved that the fatwu ness. my l»l«x»! Iws'anm thin an<! !
Hou uf Ih# I r jw » ri t*r b«« fimi rm piu Y'
mriil Io >»» iff! people, bul h*
• U» »tai«» grow nervous. I went to a doctor and
h-iw many •<»**• uf «e«k »l<»nt»m«*!»d dy»- he mid I toad consumption. **
II ha« induced
Ail
of •«<-
"Did he advise any cutir»« ot treat­
den lory ooril
n*««i
• Moin- ment?"
Afh Hot rm ll It a VOttdffTui Ittodn
"Yes, hr gave me some medicine
and help* naturw bear th* •train wbkh
•tuuM from cnnflnriiiFfil |< a I ao rtirv* which ! tixik. but it did me no g’«»l
d^»|i«|*AÍA. llidi<*sUot>. <s>ii*ti|->oiioii end Other diMtors tail-d to help me and !
d*4ulrt»cy
H* aura io try u «nd you will
became di»|x»ndrnt of ever getting
noi b* disappoint rd
well.
My limi» aches], my h«-ad was
duxr an»! I wm moat miserable."
f uh«MVUWM.
"You don't look now as if you had
Mrs. Purs.proud I see where sev­
eral millionaire, chartered a whole ever liven sick," venture«! the report­
steamboat In order to come across the er
"N»> ami ! don't far) as If I ever
vxean.
Mr. Purseproud—Well, when we go had.' «aid site. "I owe my prswent
over we will lease the ocean for a health
to
Dr
Williams' Pink
week.—Baltimore American
Pills for Pale People.
Al«>ut four
years ago a friend from Ohio rocutn
itsarwe*. iivoir m < i nan
mended th* f<»11« to me. saying lh*y
bad Ivnefitod his daughter who««
symptoms were similar to mine, so I
legan to tis* them
It waa only a
very short time l«-fiir* I exjvrienced
relief.
I have rocom mendisl
the
pills to many, for I am confident that
¡«•nefit will follow their use."
There ia hardly » person who d<v*
nut worry al tims*s and Irrt about
things 'hat go wrong
Ami worry is
! rewpsinsilde for as much sickness as
any other cause
It interferes with
th* action of tli<< stomach and racks
the nerves
Th* rosoli i. that the
hlixsl Ix'Comea pm»: i? and the nervous
system ini|Miir*>l
The power of Dr.
Nat a Cea«<aul Fortuit,
william*' Pink Pill, for Pale People
"And you will devot» your son to
in the real nt>tnl**r of cììmuummi duo to
art?”
' No. III» has too good an appetite.” <lirnng« n>uhl <»( the iicrvoii» •ytiuiii
,'leveland Plain I» «'•->
or to impure blood han beru demon*
♦ t r.th »Í >i, t ! • 'H* t; «1- <.! h -t i!*.» « - in
Hard Uxk
remarkable a« the one relativi above.
Mr Ha|ihea<|—I n,kcd you b>r your They cure locomotor ataxia, partial
daughter's hand one* lx-(ore, sir; but pantlyxis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica,
you said she wan too young and I neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous heail-
>che, after effects <>( the grip, palpita
have waited-—
Mr. Crusty— Y'ou've waited too ¡ lion of the heart, pale and sallow
long, young man; «he's t>«> old now. I complexions, and «II form* of weak-
nr-«« either in male or female.
At all
—Ohio State Journal.
druggist», or direct from Dr. Will
lain» Medicine Co , Schenocta»ly, N
Pr«/,« r*m O*v«to
Y
y . . 50 cents |x-r box; six boxes,
MAaeAe Òrt tho Oultl.
tax kl IV« m II.-..Ju: r -1. I ah -l< curs s eoid la <2 50.
'm« day Hu cura. Ho l'a> frira Uoauu
Slstarly Sympathy.
Right Up ta Ost«
Gwendolen How late you are. dear*
Sculptor- What sort of bust do you
What have you been doing all the af
wish for yourself*
ternoon?
Mr Newrocks Well. ! ain't partici!
Maud Helping the Grlsby« at their
lar. but I’m gettin' It to please Mrs. '
: "at home" nml making myaelf general-
N> vrrocks. and she says It must be a
i ly faaclnatlng anil agreeable
mythlologlcal one.— Brooklyn
Eagle. !
Gwendolen —Foor thing!
What a i
hard day's work for you! —-punch.
f stlngutvh«d. Though
Nell—You surely don't think Jenk­
I am «nr« Fiso'» Cure f--r Consumption ins' wife pretty?
Bello—Certainly not.
, a irai my lit, ihre« yean ■< -
Msa T M<ML
"But you told May Howers that she
Bossi», Map>« sirve!, Nor«kb. N Y .
Fsb IT, r.«n
was just lovely.”
That waa because May was an old
Mi» bole Si Kem«.
flame of Jenkins." Philadelphia liec­
t^-ddy," he aabt, as he doffed hla ord.
chaps-au. "I haven't bad a bite to oat
sine* ylatlddy mornln*.”
pei sioin
BlCMONO
0 C. they «111 rr
"An I dont want none.”—Denver
(VIH quit'll HP| r» H «h N H \ ’«
Times.
JUb < urpr l'r<«Kuili»s
“*
claim« «Ince TXT"
N« Ma» SalntMd
Proper Tun«.
"I never axed Providence ter do
"Amy.
”
salt
Mabel, "when do yon
coloreo
much fer me.” »aid the aged
philosopher
“En after a Ion* en Intend to w*a that stunning bathing
wnarl»>-u>c life er trouble I ain't got suit of your«?
mon arrive.'
replied
"When the
nuttln '« ept de rheumatism, one wife,
ten chIHun en a mortgage on da Amy.—Detroit Free Preus.
house
Atlanta Constitution
if .
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Ha Orvw th« Lin«.
"Hold on there!" called Charon toj
the new arrival at the ferry over the;
Btyx.” "You wait until th* next trip. I
and I'll take you over alone."
"Why
this distinction?" Inquired >
one of the spirit paaaenger«.
"Oh. he's one of those fools that rock '
the boat, and 1 don't want to »poll the
trip for the rest of you."—Baltimore
American.
Thr Abicac, ot It.
K there is any truth in tho saying
that happiness is the alwonce of all
jutin, tiicnlal and physical, the enjoy­
ment of it can only lx- found in
twaven.
But so far «« the physical is
coticerocil, it is within easy reach; at
least mcasurat'ly so, as (ar as cure will
go.
Tho stltn of human misery in
this line is made up of greater or lew
degrees of physical suffering.
The
minor ache« and pains which nlllict
mankind are easy to reach and as
easily cured. There art- none in the
« hole category, which, if taken in
time, cannot lx* cured,
They must
in some form afflict the nerve*, the
Isvnes, tho muscles and w joints I »•( the
human body. They an* all more or
less hurtful and wasteful tn the sys­
tem. Kt. Jacol« Oil is made to cure
them, to search out hidden painspots,
and to cure promptly in • true reme­
dial and lasting way.
Very, very
many have not known happin»«» fur
years till tb»y um *»I it, and very many
are putting off cure and happim-as be*
cause they don't use it.
I
Aa In» ««pt«'« Naans.
We run wild ov,r the furnishings
Mow ,s Kaallak Arils« Kasap*4 W-n*
of a bo»tse; its furniture, earywta,
alna an I weavlable Malar»«!*.
hangings, picture« and music, and
When Irving Montagu, tb« war art-
al way« forget or neglect the meat im­
1st, was a very young tuai», before be
portant requisite.
><nvething there
had luaatervd Hie eiemeutary pe-a I- should be always on the shelf to pro
ples of hla art, be narrowly eeeaped aa vide against sudtlen casualties or at­
adventure that be says wou d haie tacks of twin.
Such «ronia like a
brought bita a sudden notorieiy In the thief in th* night, a sprain, strain,
art world which few would have en sudden backache, toothache or neu­
vieil
He was
wandering through ralgic attack. There ia nothing easi­
Jacoba
Marlborough House, tbeu t ertx-u list er to g< t than a bottle of St
levy. with a party of fr ends, aud as Oil, and nothing surer to cure quick­
they were exptoriug d«-w*ct«-d |x»»«ag««t ly any form of pain
Th« house is
bia rotapanloaa playfully
abat
t e incomplete without it.
Complete it
«loor, not koowiag thst It faste, ei with a g'xxi supply.
witb a spring lock, aud expecting him
to turn up prvocutly. ran off to cout-nue
FAMOUS “ANCHOR" FENCE.
their work lu the gallerie*.
Thus “cribbed, cabined ami cenan A
le ths Norik»»,! tshkh Is Liktd by
ed." says Mootagu. I remained pai ml
iaxd Owasn.
enough at lint, hoping it would be but
Th* famous “Anchor" fence that t«
a abort llved Jcet. but half at> hour tiav-
Ing elapsed, my palíeme t-egan to di­ being so generally intr»xli»ee«i now in
minish and the situation to jxill upon the notlliwt-at has thè universal dis­
me. In vain did I try to make myself til. Ct ton of Ix ing even Ix-tter than its
claim«*!
The
Portland
beard, so I set about to find some friend*
Anchor Fence (*<<ni|»sny has agent*
means of exit
I commenced by «lowly feel ng of •ll over the country now introducing
this really wonderful fence.
Its »mi-
the walls around me
Now. ainngely
plicitjr.extrvme durability, and eheap-
enough, and much to my relief, the
newe make cvrrylxxly marvel.
back part of my prison bouao waa as
To satisfy the general interval, an
flexible as If the paper of the adjoining
officer of th* ci-ni|any was a,k<d to
room were only slralned ou num
d<-oeril«T the chief ¡«unta -»I eon,truc­
nerves It.
tion
Ho »an!
An Ide* struck me
Nothing c u d
**In the first place, it is made of a
be easier than to take my peakttlfe ami large wires, the upright atays Ivin
cut a slit sufflcirully long fur me to of Nu. H, and the running >>i No.
step through into the next apartme ii wire, which singly stami a breakiti|
! was just on the ¡>.>lut of .m-rylng strain <<t !.5ik> |«»unds. In the Mcoml
OUt this idea when I brani fix.lstr;» I place thrr»' la Ind ,'inixll weak or
and a cheery voice Without et--!a-tulug twisted wire ua»*l in our fence con-
“Oh. I say. old fellow, you there a 111! . at ruction.
We'd forgotten all al»>ut you till a mo­
"The upright» are so acciiroly fa»t-
ment ago Thia la almost t<x> much of ene«i that man or lwa»t cannot break
a joke. You might bave been (here all the b n.-e d-'H II.
"The end, corner and gate |« m I»
night.**
must lv large, and rax urely brace«!,
Then, seeing the knife In my
Inquired If I had contemplatisi »u eide ' and so piacivi that the center ot the
I posts will be on a line with the fa>'e
during my solitude
After the |«»>t» are
"Certainly not; only I wasn't going to of tho line |x«it»
l>e shut up lu such a place when I |M-t, fasten one end <d the wire and
found that 1 could cut through that Iran to the other end < r corner |»*t.
I where the wire«
ar* cut, ja<u«d
partition.”
“I’artltlon! What, that cauri» al lb* I through the center of post, then ut
' tachnl to the automatic ratchet and
ba< kT*
II ightenral to a bard tension.
l',e a
Ilia look of horror startled me.
I gauge to keep the wir«» at a uniform
“Yea. aud why not?”
«pacing twfore «tapliirg to line |»*t«.
"Good heaven»! Why. you wer» ■ n
ami do not drive staple» tight, but
the point of walking through 'tiil'il -
allow room for tho wires to work
Mar -id « 1' g-
i.-e g>- I g ’
■ g
Take upright »tay« and piaci* equal
six thousand potimi» at one step, to oay
distance, put on tho alampa and clow
the least of It!"
with clamp pincera. These clamp«
It was true enough, too. as 1 af’er
will hold, you cannot get the win» to
ward discovered.
It was turner s move. Thia is the secreF of our fence
masterpiece which stopped the way It's the most economical and slur
am! not. a» I bad supposed, a canvas dicet fence on earth
Teli the people
wall One moment more, und I «boul I to wild to the I'orlland Anchor Fence
have gal tosi a notoriety In the art ('<> , 712 Nicholai street. Portland,
world which few would have eiiv ed Ore., fur free photograph» and (nil
me. Youth'a Companion.
description. ”
How I blogs tarow In Hawaii.
How great an- the |H>»»lbllltlca of Ha
wall a« a fruit ami vegetable growing
country will lx- understood when It be­
comes known that four crops of pota­
toes have Ix-en produced In auccvMloU
on the same ple< e of luml within t welt e
mouths, tindlshes l.e<-omo edible ten
days after sowing
Strawberry vines
Ix-ar fruit nil the year. The ln-rrle« are
of the finest flavor.
Cabbage grows nil the year and It ap­
parently makes uo difference w hether
It 1« idnntixl In the spring, summer, au­
tumn or winter
Parsley onee sown
grows forever, appan utly. I.lmn tx-nna
contluue to grow ami Ix-ar for over a
year, and they have to be gallic reti
every week after starting to Ix-ar. Cu­
cumlx-rs Ix-ar the ent In­ yes r and «o
do tomatoes, which, with proper alien-
tlon. bear for years ltu«plx*rrt< - Ix-ar
fur six months
Plu-appli-s eomc Into tx-arlng when
the plants are four m- trhs old nod
bear lu abimdam-«- for yearn, lx-ttuce
can be planted at any time, ami It <|e-
velofx-s <|ub kly. The same Is true of
celery. I'nilt Trade Journal aud Pro­
duce Uecord.
Low Gr,ds ot l»i<lli«tn<,.
“It's astonishing. Jim Bangs. that
you don't know enough to com« homo
before daylight' Why isn't you lull
tale the noon?"
"Wha's tr.attor wit mixrn?"
"WLi. t’ . nil»»« knows enough to
drop out <>f sight wh- u It's full '
Bo«'on Journal.
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Cutter.
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Fee« st Marrtsea Mrssa
Can give von
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M I I ( H K I I
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I’nmtx ani «renerai
us i-elore bunng
Wholesale Boots & Shoes
KRAUSSE A PRINCE,
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IM
Tw'cphou»,
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Upon Application.
All Kinds Carried in Stock.
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TICKETS
In order that the general public may undenlxrd
tlw »fwcul bargain, now <d(«r«d in »h m si d mrn'a
turnuhink». »« will present a Beks of admoaion
to th« Carnival
£T O C C
wi)T «very pur
fI
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from our »tock. Our aim ia to »upply th« gr«at«»t
pvaatbk value lor the leaal moruy.
M HILLINGS. 220 Morrison St.. Portland, Or.
(Md ( mi toff».
P om I iv « Front.
Tess--Oh. yes. I'm positive ■he I»
Ti»«’ women in Germany lueve » |w-
twenty flv*.
rnliar i<h*a in rrgunl to receiving «
Jeea—I suppo«* you saw tho word nw niinos it« Iva tea or green foliatt«*.
In tho family Bible, eb?
Il ui considered a griww in*’ilt th« r«»
I asked to ofTcr a lady a rose tlHppedl of ita
Tea«- Better than that
her at what age she thought a atri
should marry, and she promptly said Icavea.
"twenty eight."- Philadelphia Press
A« Prosy.
I < an't see why a man of bls alie
want, to t>e crowding women away
from the bargain counter fur!” snap
|w-l one of the crowded,
Madam.”
plaintively spoke the
large man. turning hl« head to adder««
her. "I am here aa a representative of
a family of eleven daughters."--<"hl
> ago Times.
l oti K s<>«v IV a ■ I V ->l M l i a o I
Whan veu take Grove's Tastala«» » hili Tenie,
tx-i-asao iba tu»»-ila is i.lalnl, i.onta.Ievery
• i:
, '. ‘j
urne in a .e» el««* lom HoCme. Se Ver V-
ftvadtd Off.
Ilobb What'a
the
mutter
with
Windpipe?
He u»v<l to be always
boring |>eop!e with advice, and now he •
aays so llttl» and
seems to be so
thoughful.
Nobbs—Yes; hi* wife conceived the
happy Idea of _
_ him Into tho
getting
habit of writing letters to the news­
papers. and now he's too busy to do
anything else.—Harper's Itaiar.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
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Summer Resolutions
do ’
Keeley Cure
r«ik»f fi uhi i i i >f, .plu n a t I i » »♦-.?>*
M a bl I k had 1 ímf p<ril«uiAf« u»
iiiiij iiititvtt, ;.'’;.7'i--,r»íáüd'o'r'j;:».
$3.00 TO $5.00 PfR Diï
y**iîy m< t« b»r IL® n- iï W> »1 a >«. Arilin* •<»
■ ItrArtiv« tin« of Hoihtay Guodt Fof full f*ar*
"The man next door to you 1« going Ocular« Mood n»ru» ami a tdr**»* t*>
AI.REBT f>r*riiK<
off on a summer vacation. Why don t
Mar M4g . « l»i- ajt\ in«.
you take a rest, too?"
Lockv M mi
"I'll get It now. He's going to tako
bls whole family. Including hla piano
pounding daughter, hla howling dog,
and all that.'*- Philadelphia Press.
». r. ». o.
a *,
«riti
Uta»
ti >11 I
Tho Kln<l Yon Have Alwnya Bought, and which has bee*
in use for over 30 years, has borne the algnutiiro ot
•nd has been nuvdo under hla per-
aonul supervision since Its in fancy.
Allow no one todccelve you In thia.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and “ JustHM-good** are but
Experiments that trille with und endanger tho health off
luiluiLt and Children—Kxperleuce ugiiiust Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Cnatorin is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Partv-
gorlc. Drops ami Mouthing Nyrups. It is Pleasant. It
cotilulns neither Opium, Morphine nor other Nurcotlo
substance. Its ago is its gun run tec. It destroys Worm*
and allays I'cvrrl.hnc««. It cures Diarrhtm and Wind
Cotie. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It uaslmllatca the Food, regulates tho
Htoma.li and llowcl«, giving healthy and natural stoop»
The Children** Panacea— The Mother*« l'ricud.
GENUINE
CASTORIA
ALWAYS
Bears tho 8ignaturo of
POHUtOti BlOOti
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]
CASTORIA
DISEASED
'N. .
r e
• •
Truth Crwthed Io Earth.
"What shall I «ay to these news
paper men?"' asked the private a*<re
tary of the great manufacturer.
"What do they want?"
TO Cl II»; A « Ol.t» IN ONK l>AV
"Our men have been striking all day
Tais laxantr m-um» Quimas Tal-isia. AU
lrogglsta refu'-l lha mors, nil tails u, cura. and the reporters are after Informa
W
I
tlon ”
"Tell them." said tho great manu­
ImpartiaL
facturer, "that we are running like
Tess I never nee Mi«» Spinner out dock work with atriklng regularity."
, wheeling that Mr. Wh> eler and Mr.
I Sprocket are not with her.
II Thars » Monxy in lt.
Jess Yes; «he's got them both on
"Do yon think the North Pole
I her string
The girls are calling her
will «ver be disco» i-red ’ " waked the
¡"Mias Tandem."
I
Teas—But she ride« an individual scientist
"I con Id not say," answered tho
wheel.
"Possibly a trust may
Jess But she's a "bicycle maid for capital ist.
■■■nie tin «• lx purs-i.idcd ti it thi-re t»
I wo.”— Philadelphia Press.
moiiey in it. "—Washington Star.
Million» In II
4<>o D
.'»l
• *A.l.
«. r •
*T say, I've got a scheme.” ___
said
the Inventive genius "that will make
me Independently rh h if I aucceed In
Brown—There is a Indy pianist at
perfecting It.”
the circus who plays with her lix-a.
* What la it?” a»k *<1 a friend,
Jones— t'mpli'
That'« nothing;
"It has been estimated.'* continued
Not fili hil«
my l-al-y does that. — Exchatige.
I the I g.. •that an ordinary female
Closefist D om your wife eternally
Heal Nam*« of Mom* Notaul Itulcr*. ; house fly will lay 20,000 eggs in a
pester you for money?
Sup|uw Hint som* morning th»-r* soaaon.”
tlraaplt No. the people she buys
"Ye», answered the friend, "but
should apix-ar lu the newspapera such whnt’s the scheme?*'
things from do that
Ohio Htate Jour
an Item as tlda. "Mr. and Mr« Allert
"I propose.” replied the genius, “to
E.
Wettln, aecoinpnnhti by
their graft tho house fly on the barn yard
hen.'*
nephew. Mr. t'reilerli k W
Pato rito Procured.
\
V
ro-mj-l > « »111 sud xalltlsrue, «srslee.
llobetixollerti. sallul yesterday from
•
No f speri, ik <
Uverpool for New York." Iluw many
la-.- V «In
-o. SO «miri
Digg«—Do you believe ther la any
MSlb«!««. t>. I
|«>ople would give more »lint, n pnailug
truth In thn saying that it take» a
A True Prophecy.
•lance at this announcement? Yet it
genius to live with a genius*
Out of Flare.
would lx, a pice of news < ah ulnted
Nabb I believe Madam De Touch
Blgga— No. I don't. I never consid­
('holly—I get such frightful bead ran foretell ones future accurately.
to throw the |x-i»ple of New York, and ered my wife a genius.—Chicago News
ach»-« lately. Ihx tor think., perhaps,
Dabb—Nonsense.
the whole uf till« country. In fact, lutu
j
there s »nice foreign .ubat.mo In my
Nabb - Hut she said a cold, haughty
a paroxysm of excitement and feverish
twain
man would cross my path.
expectation. •« must lx* admitted when
Mia. Peppery—Ah'
An Idoa, per
Dabb—Well, aa I left her apartments
the names of King Edward VII., Queen
bap.
Philadelphia Press.
the Iceman entered. Pittsburg Dis
A Wongtrful Echo.
Alexandra atid Emperor William of
patch.
The
most
reinmarkable
echo
iti
the
SarcartK.
Germany an* resixx-tlvi-ly sulistltutid
world is that which come« from tho ; fur the true family names given In the
la th, Phil,d<lpbi, Styl«
Voles from up stairs Ethel!
north side of a church in Shipley. su|>[x«ltltlous Item. Then there Is the
Ethel — Tea, papa
"The Sultan of Joto baa given a fifty
Voice—I'h-asc tell that young man year absolut* on.. xsloa of th<- Island It distinctly repeats any *< ntence youthful matron. Mr». Henry H- fix er.n
that If he think« he would Ilk* thia of Paragua to ouo of the native not exceeding 21 syllables.
who wields more powrr than any other
rops
bouse for a permar.nl r< »idem
the princes “
woman of twenty one now living She
plat.- la for sale on easy terms, al the
What u "Nothin«'?
"Well. aay. the Sultan of Joto must
Is known to th* world as Wilhelmina
offi.e of Hkitin A Hfiark. the real *» think he's the Mayor Ashbrldg« of the
An old Scotch farmer, being elected
tale agents.
I'hlllpplnea."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. a member of the local school board, of Holland, and la the only qneeu In
the world today with tlie »am* |x>wer«
visited the school and lestefl the In
r
——
telllgence of the claas by hi* quea as a King l-adl»*»' Horn»* Journal.
tlona
The first Inquiry waa:
"Noo. boys, can ony o' ye ell me
Í AVeVchilib' l’rrpatTlionfofA*
what naethlng la?**
After a moment's sllen<e. a small have a word to aay to you.”
simibit mg Un* Fixxl and llctf uia
boy In the back neat arose and repll I
“Stake It a dosen. Mrs. Fry,” remark ¡
limj rtw SkianctB nral lluwvh id
ed:
cd the young man.
"It's what ye gt* me t'other day for
“Mr. Waffles." saht the landlady. "y- u
I nfan i %/( hildrin
baudln' yer horse!"—London Anawnera
When their is a natural and healthy circulation of tae blood, the entire
bare been smoking lu the parlor."
Quantity, eatmute-l at rmr-eighth the Wright of the txxly, j-uiars through the hrart
"Yes,
Mrs
Fry
"
•very five tninutrs. Tina rsiml flow of the blood through the system |>rrvrnts the
A Wild Geew
Promotor Ihgcfllionihrcrful
"You have smoke,! In the parlor many Í
entrant e of disease germa and tmpurities of every dew option, ft filters out all that
"Say. daddy. I notice In thn paper
nesfl ani RrM l entdin .
is not ncxeaaary or gi»«t for the growth and development of the Ixxlv and n urivh-
times. Mr. Waffles. And you have!
that
Chicago
university
Is
giving
away
tag and strengthening the fiiuwles, tisanes, nerves and I-oars But, unfortunately
smoked In your room, ami In the II |
Upturn Morptune nor Muwfdl.
ten LL. D. ami ten D D degr»-es
few petrous ««a tightly claim au abaulutely pure blood supply and perfrei and
N ot N ahcotic .
brary. and even In the dining room— j
What do those D's mean*
un|» iIntel cirrulatu-n. and tn consequence are exjsae-l to innumerable diseases.
"Where does thia happen***
and you owe me for three weeks' I hm rd. I
Contagious Blood Poinm, the greatret enemy to mankind, raters the system
"At the University of Chicago."
Mr Waffle«."
through the t>! xxl, sad Cancer. S-rofula, jthrumaliam, Catarrh, Eurma. Salt
Atoyr
» UMI TL/ITCNEfi
"Then they must mean dollar».'*—
“Yea, Mrs. Fry.”
Jibeuni. Psoriaaia. Tetter — ia fact the majority of human ailment» — are caused by
Cleveland
Plain
Dealer.
poisons or bum.-rs that are engen­
"Where there Is so mu> ti smoke. Mr.
dered and festered in a sluggish Tf»«
Waffles, there num be gome fire.'
A Surs Thing.
and Impoverished bl-sxl. Old
Ho she fired him.—Cleveland rialn
sores, chronic ulcers and rheumatic pains are com-
Promoter—Now. In case the stock Dealer.
”
mon, espe»-u»Ily among old people, , whose blocxl
go*« up, you Win.
naturally grows thia «n»! pale betas
___________________
because of
the lack of the red corpuscles thst give
Financier—Tea; but In case It goes
Florlita'a IHsnial wwamp.
Color and strength to youthful blood. Sallow complex
____ rough,
_ w _ oily
__ t _____
down?
* ioos
l amt
skins
TUere la, pt-rbapa, u<> pari of tba
evidence some constitutional or btood trouble, which solves, totions, powders nor
Promoter—Then I win You see this
Aprjfrri Remedy forComtiM
(__
—.------• treatment CM - ire
* originals
- ' in -*
•
* whether
’ •
anv asternal
I ceases **--
that
the * bl<-»l,
Is a sure thing; one or the other of us Vnlted State» wblcb lisa Ixt-n ao little
fIon.Sour Slonwh Di.vrrfincn
thrv manifest
tbrmsclves
aa ulcer«,
**■
*
*
"
‘
‘ tumor», itch
king eruption», muscular or bone
Is sure to win."—Ohio State Journal. explorvd aa thè Urea! Dlsuial Hwamp.
I Worms J oHvwl«k.HW.h’wmh
pains, require a t -nic and blood nunfier «uch as L.
_____ n<H . only antidotes
unleaa It lw «he evergladca of Florida.
S. _.
s. S.. which
an ! neutralises blew«! poiaonaan f humor«, but posaesseo health-gim.
neat nnd L ohr of S ixfp .
ing tonic proper-
Thls great body of land, evvervd witb
An Intmusbon
ties that n<> other bloc»! tnedicqie d»iea. It goes Aewn to the very
y toundation of
forcata
growlng
In
sii
to
ten
feet
of
Wllllo—Paw. Is the
devil
every
— ..
,
the disease and eliminates from the svstctn every-
Far Smsle Signature of
water, extruda over an area of atxiut
place ?
thing of a poisonous character or that obstructs an»!
Father—Yes; every place, my son; 2.400 »qnare mlle«. Its greateat wldtb
.
tloK* »be circulation. It builds up and imparts
now. don't bother me any more.
belng 40 mllea aud Ita grcateat lingtb
Bt^OOOO DtOOOOO nrw strength and vitality to the old lnnutnti.»ua
NEW YORK
Willie—1 won't, paw, but ain't you do mllea.
blood, an<l wh»n the arteries and veins are mice
afraid
to
go
out
after
night?
—
Ohio
■»ore fill*.! with new rich blood, the general health tegins to improve, tnu»<iea
State Journal.
First American It-u-k Printed,
grow Stronger, and sore« and eruptions of every kind diaaypear.
S 8 8 is the cml v guaranteed purely vegetable blood purifier, and the purest
The first book printed In the limit«
an ! most reliable in all btood duwwses. It has been tested in thousands of caaee
of the I'uittxi Htstes wss the “Hay
during the post fifty year» and ia more popular today than ever. We will be gte»!
Psalms Book." which was Issue»! In
to arn ! you our t»«»k free, and if tn need of medical advice write our physicians all
Cambridge. Ma««.. In PHO Specimen«
about your csae ; this mformatiua will co* you nothing and tornea from rxperV-
of this publication are extremely rar«
ence»l and educateI dixt x»
All correspondence i» condurteli in stricteal
•onfidrucn.
THE 5W1FT ÓPECIf ló COMPANY, ATLANTA. QA.
and command very high prices.
Nothin« at AIL
*or«
♦
A MASTERPIECE IN THE WAV.
"That must bs a pretty bad tooth­
ache to «wall your fare Ilk. that. Why
n-.w H rsddaus the skin. Ikbse. oom . don't you see a dentist?”
dries an.l w«>e,
”1 <Ud call on my friend. Dr. Pulism.
*m»s pe.>pis,iall II Utut. milk crus« or yesterday, and eipertenrcd great re
salt rbsum
Tbs sulh-rl>< ro«n It Is w-metlmes ln- lief"
"You must be mistaken.
Buttes*
tec ~ ¡«al app-..alia,., are rew-rted lo­
has been out of town for a week.”
tbey inlKgato. but ramw« cure
It pnwemls trotn hon><«s lubertled or ar-
**! know
I felt relieved when I
qulr»«l end
until Haw ha,s torn found that out.”- Philadelphia Press
removed
positively roosuvse ttvra has radically
and (ornmnevuty rur«-t tb. worst >•“> sad
Is w about an equal t.-r all cwlarw-u,
erwpt Ireis
U—o's Foes ar,Uke keM ralkar-^ l
r - *> .
•A"’I
• 4*
Hood's Sarsaparilla
f *
t
ê
The Kind Yon Haie Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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