The Santiam news., September 20, 1901, Image 4

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Catarrh
Rraunl f»«,th
I
Dark PrjMtrlan—And ths last thing
< poor John did sat to kiss me
!• a conMitattoo*! dl*p»»a
Fair Cyclist- Ah' And then ba died.
!l originate» in a rruhloai eoa 411km <4 I auppoaa*— Ally Bioper.
U m bk> J an I
<ro that i<<MjlUun.
It Often <<«•*• baadacb* and dirai n»»».
Eatraardiaary Maa.
li.* Kale, •:/all and hearing, al
Mr Klmpklns Arabella, you are the
frcta (ba ».* <| organa. disturb» the «ton.a>h
It la alwajr» radi« ally and pam>atwt>tiy oa y woman I ever lorad.
cured by th* bfoudpunfy
alterativa
A abella—Tbara la only one man la
and t«mte artica» ut
i the world Ilka you
Mr Simpkins—How sweet of you to
say that.
Tl< • <'»•« aoellcln» Las «rr*u<M IM «tu-.i
Arabella—Yoa. you told that Smith
• ■s l.rtul <*ur»« <rf til 4IWOS...
girl the eery same thing, and I know
on «rrvduia or tbe acr<KUU^s habit.
■ bare is no other man tiring could do
a--- <• • Fitxa are Iks sex sMSacue.
i It —Ohio Stalo Journal.
$1,000 REWARD
For Evidence of Fraud in Tetiimo«
nialt Advertising Dr. Will»
iamf Pink Pills for
Palo People.
Sick Women
RECENT LEGAL DECISIONS.
A finding that a railroad company la
guiltj of u.g It gen«-« for failing to keep
Its platform llghte.1 for fific-n or twee
ty minute* to enable t>aMengrrw to pass
out safely, la held by the itnprvinu
Court of Arkansas In the rasa of St.
Ioula. etc.. Ballwpy Company va Bat
tJa («B 8 W. Bep . tatti, not to bo un­
reasonable
Mrra.
O If nijfl
A«« ptt**.
Mr. Faintart M im I’pperton. I f««'l
that I stu overpreeu nipt nous that you
are not for me that you will retu«<-
my hand; nev.rlholeMi t offer It to
you. In o'der to satisfy in a ni< .sure
Miss Upperton I faint!) I April f • i!'
—Puck
_
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Waat«l to lit la ttarmosv
Brisket—What ran I aoad you up
today. Mrs. Styles?
Mrs R—Bend me a leg of mutton,
and he sure It Is from a black sheep
Brisket—A black sheep?
Mrs. S—Y m . we are In mourning
you know.—Tld Bits.
Considering the monotony of a mar
rted man’s life, his wife should really
contrive oft «tier to have hot bleculla
aud blackberry Jam.
Mad« M««uv la AmviH,
Thoodore Chartrain, the French por
a,bbl l*s.i4 Klein.
trait painter, la said to have earned
I'tuiple
aillict.-d
with catarrh of Hi*
more money during hie short visit to
th« United States than during all th« stomach complain ol lassitude, all-
tired out toolings, their blmal la-conn's
rest of his previous career.
thin, nervous system derangv«t, fiasl
sm-iiis to do them 1 -. -I continuous
Good Vwd tnr ti.m
I'.-mna 1« a
Banks Dtimlclgh la not such a ami lucre.i-iug »• xk. •
dunce as they make him out
He gets spi-cific for catarrh of the stomach.
I'elllna correet, th.' lluptllcvl diges­
off a grwwt thing once In a while.
tion, make» rich ldo-al slid steady
Hill— But It isn't original.
Banks Still It s bright In hint to rierv «•».
rememimr It -Boston Transcript
"Mummer Catarrh" »nt free l-y
The I’erui.i M.-ii- ne Co , » - mi-
AasiemKal
bua, O.
Redd Have you seen thus* new
tifarli N..t Tiumpv
golf stockings of Link s* They look
< Il.lvpa I k !<•-..
• >« » i’v- per­
Ilk* a checker board.
Green Should think they might fume of th«, heart
give him the appearance of having a
Miss You iger Well perhaps it la;
but. really. I don't ca:« for perfumery
gam.- leg
Yotiker* Statesman
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES,
LllsilaRe
Cutter
JOHN POOLB. ^rUand. Oregon.
,
S3.00 TO $5.00
Oil
| Katlijr n<ada tor the nril 9» day», »ailing an
, tttrartiva line of ttoiiday Go<M>a For fuii par
, ttrulara »end naiut and * tdrrw to
Al HFMt
Star B!4g » <
ago, lilt
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Rr<oklyn. s V, *»*pt Itih,—lb* Gaffi»Ll
Tra < o„ rnanufa Lnr*r« cf * ar? ai » T* a ar «* r a % » h < •
ftrld llraH. rlie (‘.«•’«•i» *.*r •• . I < «•<* . .
«■arflrbl F»it»f (* atirrv, <»t*rfl«'. I I'lx*« »«•
IGrd (u I nd« li,nd
I ab •?• and <«ar flr <4 I - 1 -1 ara » w o > t*| t
ln< Lhr large and r *ttaiit <•«!• * I ■> <1 < a I
"What waken Mrs Vyperi apparent-
l*< h»n ¡•■rni.1
• y (I ns hrti'Rbi
tret» th»
H<m*<H*» » ate lr*-n grow ly so welcome and rhnrmlng a conver­
Ing In uopuianiy, and th»ir «nt • •* i* wail sationalist In Mclety?"
iletrtkad I bt* 'Jr '!;«.»»( J 4I|| kp«p |><Hl|lc
"It's a mystery to me I understand
wa I a d R'.rnt't
sh«'a been sued several times tor slau-
Contracted.
'
der." I’hiladelphla Times.
•'Oh. I don't know'" remarked the
In th« Labour Mirkst.
optimist.
"After all. you'll find
In
every one nt least some of the milk
The following appeal la extracted
of human kindness."
from a r hurch pa|u-r
“Old man. lame,
“Huh'" grunted the cynic. “What ib-iif. epileptic, di-slres altuaticm. Will
.
you do find la usually the condensed any Christian take him. for a garden
variety?" rhliaddphla Press.
er?"—St. James Gazette.
Conquers Pain
The Kind You Have Always Bought
S'a-ww Avwa li«-.
Here th« Hea Herpvnl rallied the
Mermaid upoi her notorlmia nonex
totehc*.
“He who Uvea In a glass house
should not throw stones'" retorted the
Mermaid, with spirit.
The laugh W>a against th» He» gey.
pent b -wi.it be loudly protested that
be resided for the most part either In
worul or I «mill on ware, or something
of that sort, and but seldom In glass
A Snortin* Note»
First Bear- 1 saw a man shot a mln
ute ago
Hr-cond Bear What for*
First Bear For Impersonating m<-
I think - Fu< k.
ST.
JACOBS OIL
Words C lue.l In Booton.
When Boston was three years old. the
word "<-o*sting." In lhe st-nse of slid ng
down an inclined plane, wav used for
the first time by the Court of Asslat-
•nco. The term “lumber" aiq*«ar«l
first in the town record* In 1d»Hk living
employed to designate the embarrass
ment caused by the 'Tuinb«*ring'' up of
the streets al * time when the settlers
were doing a great business In forest
product*. Kcbomer. sleigh, hsrtx ss,
phaeton, carryall, barge, currency, ten
der. sinking fund, deprec ation, appre
elation, caucus 11740). labor trust < 1741 •.
unconstltutlonallty. gerrymander, war
d«n». unconstitutional, immigrant, ami
chromo, are all Yankee words, that
have liven Imitated and us«1 far am!
wide.
Rabbi David Klein, uSfi E. Main
street, Columbus. O . writes the tot*
; lowing to Dr Hartman in regard to
1'eruna "It affords me great ¡»fessura
to testify to the curative merit* ol
I your medicine.
Fenina 1» a well-
tried and widely iiwv ! remedy.
F.s-
jecrally as a s | mvi I ìc I oi catarrh ol the
fnlo-<u»4 IM lew.
at< mach it cannot le excelled
Fe­
Take that dog off the street, or nina will do all that is claimed for
I'll rvn you tn." order»-! the coaaclen i».*’
tloua policeman.
But shy"' asked th» man with the
dog
“He has a license on "
That » all right aa far aa It gv>ea.;
bnt that's a spits dog. and we have
strict otdera to enforc* th» anti ex­
pectoration ordinance." —- Baltimore
American.
Pilonlt Provurud.
"THE CRlDlf HUIES THE WORLD"
man" cunningly hidden by the artist
In acme unegpect«M part of the draw
Ing.
"I can't a«-.- anything worth looking
at In thia picture." ha said.
“See It now?” asked a friend, point­
ing out the concealed figure. “That's
the man '*
"Yea. I see him." he replied, still
puttied. “What of him?"
Catarrh of the Stomach.
Frornu F flic
anti —t •<»•»• r
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Attorn*) • !*• 1 > ' i
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Trw u» lat»*f A Ahi«! an <’o
*<■ Warbr
Hilf .
1 ng ton. 1» <
Little Liver Pills.
What is CASTORIA
he w»W M rate reevheee
Ijrdla f. FheAAem Meef/ekne Ow,
Carter's
Cnsforla Is it harmless substitute for < astnr Oil, Pare­
goric, Orops and S<M>tliiiig Nvrupa.
It Is I’lrasant. It
contains neither Opium, Alorplilnn nor other Narcotic
wubstancr. Its ng«, is Ils guanuite«'. It destroys Worms
mid allais l'<-v « r i,h ne,s. It cur,-, Ih irilnr i m«l Wind
t'olic. It relieves Teething Trouliles, curra t'«iii-tlpatinn
ami I'latiilencv. Il nssimllalcw the Food, regulates thn
Mtoniach nn«l I towels, giving healthy and naturiti sleep.
Tlie Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
Nott
Happiness will go out at your life
Forever, my sister, if you Lavs any
of the symptom» meati-mod la Mrs.
Valeutiu.- s letter, unless you act
A structure connecting two buildings
I v die I’ I 11 k -
Kam's
VegetaMe Compound at < uee
on opposite aide« of a street, built »>
far atwve the street as not to Inter It la absolutely sure to help you. Thea
fere wttit traffic thoraon. la held by the write for advlco If there la anything
siavut your case you do not under-
Court of Appeals of Marylaod. tn the •tamt
rasa of Townaend va Kpatelu <40 AtL
You need md be afraid to tell the
Rep. (13». to be a nuisance aa to ad­ things you could not explain to the
jacent property owners, whose light It d<a-U>r—your letter will be sewn only by
women
All the persons who see priv­
obstruct»
ate letter, at Mrs. Pinkham s l.abura-
The renewal by a naw note of a lory, at Lynn Maaa. an- women
All
uaur:»ue not», but excluding all the letters are confidential and advice abm>
usury, la held by the Hu pre me Judicial lutely free
Ilers la the letter : — " It la with
Court of Maine to tba case of Ver­
pleasure that I add my teetimony to
mule va Verniate (49 All Itep. «voti, to
your list, bo}>
1
render the new note valid am! binding tag it may in­
on (he maker, as the parties themselves duce others to
1
have done what a court of equity would avail them­
selves of t he |
require them to do.
bene tit of your
Where mining stock Is deposited on
valuable rem
der a binding escrow agreement that It sdy.
Before
«hall pa»« to a certain person on the taking l.ydia
payment of a certain prie» within a E. Pinkham's
I certain time, and the prie» la (Mid by Vegetable
■neh time, the Hupreme Court of I'tab Compound I
felt very bad
tn the case of Clark vs. Camptiell <<tt
ly.ves» terribly
Par. Rep. 4t»tl, bolds that dividends nervous, and
declared Iwfore the price Is paid du not tired, had sick
belotig to the pur< haeer
headachea, m>
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A fair association which maintained a p i< t 11 •, ___
rnamng pain ia stomach. pain in my
a rate tra<k on Its fair gmuuds negli­
ark and right aide, and so weak I
gently made an otwnlng In the fence coold scarvelv stand
I was not able
surrounding the trm-k. and through thia to do anythin«-. Had sharp pains all
Ref e J had taken
opening a horse ran from the track through my b.«ly
am* ng the p«w>plr as»ruibl«wl on the half a bottle of y«mr medicine, I found
I continued it» use
main part of the fair gruuml. Injuring myself improving
until I had taken four >« ttl
and felt
one of the slwH-tatorw. The court (Ap­ sn well that I did i. -t ner-1 to take any
pellate court of Indiatisi held the fair more
I am like a new (•ersou ana
asso'-iatlon liable for the injury on the yonr me-l-.-.n» shall always have my
Maa W P VAl «STISB. MR
ground that the catuw of ih«> Injury was praise"
the failure to Incloae properly the track. Ferry Avenue. Camden, N J
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
CARTERS
T»llt
bio Oom/toond Cwoti Nor.
n is sometimm thought that some
eoncerua, in ondnr to make people
kwlieve that the article in which thiy
deal la a good one,
manufacture
themselves the testimonials which
they use in tbeir advertisements.
, The Dr. Williams Medicine Co.. man*
, tifsclurvrs o( Dr. Williams* Pink ¡'ills
Ac-;»« aisnes It'Mesd.
% «lu* *r •
I.if*
for l*ale Pn.ple, however, have always
ter>d<H|
ihal
Tha M »t«ratua (ourl* ba»* <
Bunko Bill—Hello, uncle, haven't we
tl*a HI• < *t Ih* avara*# *t*n !• «otiti juat • i held that the publication ol a ficti­
met before*
,gi »»attain** . tious or even a misleading testimon­
Reuben Granger—Gu»s* we have It what 1ha ta a*»-* b‘ *At«t. A **»*
«tap»»* d 1>*■ a gr*at allait up«'« hl* |>hr»»r»i !
wra <*< wrt In Harder rappie. when you heaü ti Th* »iwTB'b * iha nifRFur« «•( ial is not only l«»<l morally but is bed
war* soilin' the fa men them I’, health1 * »»•i •irrWffih E*ar* tiita»» U»*Y ba ad vert iv i tig. Consequently the great­
chur s an I every
< ussod
contract bright a >*d Rtiitr ii hi« •!tg*»t‘»'»t te itontwki. ’ est cam has always Iwen taken in se-
». il BìUat* 1 Ircting trslimi nisl. for their adver­
turned up ter be a 1'00 note
I met If «11 •
Tr» H for •!’ i •prj«»ta in | tising
; W IH Ri«aii» H
you with sis ritlMMB and a rope.
F.vety rasa Is ru t only care­
it,
, t»Mi<»hiit»**», ft.*? Us" |
Bill—Aw, here, uow, let me down
fully investigated, but in most in-
h» <r or ktniiajr iruob>*
enay.
I stances it is sworn to in legal form
Rvub—Did that on<t—and too quirk
and the affidavit placed on file.
That
ew
R <ht I’? ta Date.
Rcntptor—What tort of b«*t do yoa no doubt may be in th* minds of the
public, the company offers one thou*
wiah for >our*elf*
Mr Newrwrka- W«*V. 1 aln t pvrticu •and dollais i«l.IMlU) for evidence of
lar. bn* I’m gettin it to piensa* Mr* fraud, on its pvrt. in the i>ul,lication
TV» signMora >• ©•»••♦!» b* « « ’ t!»• gw* .w« NewrOek* and the aaya It tnti*t be* a *! any of the testimonials used in mak­
ing kii. aii the n.crUs of Dr Williams’
Laxatiic Bromo*Quininc • • • mytbiologie»I one - Brooklyn Ragle,
I'lok ¡'ills for Tale Pen,de.
In view
Iks «««.ed? that rare« a «eia la eus u«y
¡of Ibis, the following remarkable case,
I 4«
folte?» Pl***’« •
• «
tun i.( ■■ i ha* »It »«.pt«!
p . .{¡shed in the (Irninrtal and S n-
W.iîtsg la M m «,
1'
r«.l<l, - Il
Tr»*uy h|.«i..g. .tine), larwinton, I’a., is given without
OM G»nt My boy. I m seventy five lui . Fell■ 2i *«-
I oil her comment
years old, and I never smoked a cigar
Mr frank A. Means, a well known
In my life.
farmer tn K«*faville, Mifflin county.
Boy - Well. If yer liras ter fuller m»
D'ek — |»o you like n •msntie girla.
Fa., writes:
you can 'ave th e bulls aben I'm done Harry?
’*1 bml the grip and as a result my
a |th It — Ally »topar.
Whan you
Harry 1 guess not !
I lost the entire
make a hoi» In your salary buying nerves broke down.
they
tear use of Die lower half of my body.
• il*’’ • . « s v ♦ so
•>« - .«•*»» **«iti them rtpriurive flower*
i
1 ,
<t VU lih • J M> Klar I»
w-fcl ♦<«•* them a ¡»art. repeating. ’Tie love* me, For a whole year I lay in l«si perfectly
fe* !'• « II Ab •• I « » w». «K
. rkÜXolpM». r*» h«» I«.» • » nu’ .not
helpless, with no power in cither
liriili, an<l the finding gone so that I
Coal ei Radway Mad U
you know UH AT K>1 AKM TAUNÜ couldn’t feel a pm run into my legs
A modern railway mail rar. a<julj>- Wh<ti ve» tat* Owt’l Twvtrte*» < Ml! Ttmia, at all.
I couldn't turn over in U.l
th«* fona nia i» plainly < rittlrd «»n rvwry
P<*<i with th* Ute*l coatfl vane**, *u< h forava«
fill doctors gave me
hottie »hex» it»< that H la • tenir lr«n and Qui* without help
as teatlbuh*», automatic coupler*. air* uioelD a lattai»«* fon* NoOw* Mr ear
tip and said It was only a question of
braUra. h < , cents Mwwn
and
a few weeks with me. as nothing more ’> (Wandeler vs Itnsh County Fair Asso-
Th«* Government pay« for (hr
TM Ruwtr of I aitrry
i-oiil.l he dotn-
Then a fr'end sent
ua<* of railway mall car« at th«* rate
'What III th? fc«d >«»ti ha **
*• ' i sn a pvmphlat containing statenient» ■ elation. (1»> N K Itep 9M 1
of |IO a >«-*r for a So foot < ar |*r
claim«*«! (hr kn«elng ahoe clerk «4 ..| two men who be<l been afflict«!
GEN. GRANT'S OLD DESK
track mil«*, and I ’• p*»r y< ar per tra« k
mirtngly
• omethmg like me and who hail been
mile for a GO f<* *< < ar
And t* rn hi* • »Id her n pair of bark
i-uusl bv tin mu t>| Dr. Williau.«' Ants-War Tim, k, le In AttU- of •
httmbr: fl boot* for I'» *0 and
ahe
Clevslan I OAi. e tlulld.au.
Pink I’llls
| I., gan taking them at
thou bt * be ha I a bargain Sotuervlllr
•fona rAo
• *»<(
Packed away In the attic of a big of
once
amt
although
my
iniprovrinent
Worâs Of r the CMtef.
Journal
■was slow it was certain. Now I can fir» building here Is a heavy old cherry
laiailra >o
• 1 at ■
-* a ^*»14 in
croa ¿«y. ho » • •’ n « rat r-
ìp cauta
walk Un*! of the time without a cane wood desk at which Captain Vlyssea
Muihto wd) flrwl Mr* Winalnw'a Hor«lh
Ing rtyrtip the Vsl remedy U> um lor tbeir and every Issiy around here thinks it I H. Grant, afterward commander uf the
A thUa m
children during th« loetbiug jwriud,
is a miracle that I can get alsitit as I do. t'nlou nrtules and President of the
Mr* Von H »tn < r I
d n't
know
Your pills have certainly been a ' United States, um e sat and Hindi' a not
what »<• ahjilt do about that cook
Jett at H< Thou<hi
very fat living In the real estate bu*l-
God
semi to me."
Von Blunter What a
th«*
matter
■ If I we»«' to a»«k voti to marry me |
! no** In St. Ix>tils
cigqed,
F. A. .MEANH.
now *
what would you aay?"
The desk Is big and old fashioned
Suluerihrd ami sworn to before nu
Sb«* threat« i* to atay/’ Mit
Why Mr. Brownby. ahr faltered, I
now for modern use. and It la covered
tins
l"tli
d«v
of
April.
IlhH
T^aHy thia it tu lden
I with dust and almost forgotten. It be­
11 HI'.KT ' GIIIBONEY,
An Apt Anwar
I thought »c, h- answered
that'»
longs to A. T Brewer, a Cleveland law­
Notary Public
Mu< h
An apt anawrr la credited to the about what they all aa%
At all druggist« or direct fruin Dr. yer. who got it In part payment for
well known l-o <| ()eor*e Hanger, of obliged.** And then he aaid It was |
Williams Medicine Company, Sclie- i rent, and lie told a reporter a few .lays
Kt change
ctr< in fam*'
(In being atkad what time for him to go
■ ■ > : > N 'l
■ . • .
ago how It travel«-.! from Grant a of
•toy* he would taler* a ho uh! a certain
Ih» M»»t l‘re»rriptiou tor Ulularle
six boxes for two dollars anil fifty I tic« to this Cleveland attic.
w ild t «Mid break out of it* cage, he
• 'hil!» and F»ver it a bottle of Grove*» T»«teie«t
»< P’ird with all naivette, *‘D—<1 long l lidi Tonic h i* »imply iroa and qnioinv :c i. nt,
"In 1M70," lie said. "I wan a young
or.ea " — l^ondoi Daily New*.
. UMU le»» fore.
’ ura. No I'av Price ¿«Jr
1 lawyer Just starting and I rented a part
tlv Thought QakkJy.
of my othce to a Ilf«* Insurance man
Ths < nmmtrvtal ln«tln<t.
i»ra»**K»*a « ivvnf na «man
Sandy —Ch. policeman, yer
aalr named Avery, who eanie from Kt
that
Mamma Tommy. <lo
stop
Hull" yonder— Louis
lie brought with him Ibis old
*v I »1»
<h‘
*.*»!?*♦ »'
»*»* th a r.i.iw
If von H only be goo! I ll give n*«d't in at “Black
4d i ci n rt ib*
1 i *i* • *■»» y <•*>»
there's a tn sial awfu' fccht gaen on.
desk, and when be left the office lie
you
a
penny.
*»y iv>f<. « ' alu»** a» i th»*. • t« e. nstitri*
Polk ■•mar. — In Black Joc k there?
owed me some rent and he left the desk
** •
!>•»'< « w» » *■.»»•« h 1'ilB-
Tommy- No’ I want a nl< kel
Sandy Aye'
f!*r r-J f •■•'14; ’ •» *1 tb* !>■
4» l.tHM <■? I «
In payment, with the understanding
Mamma Why. you little rascal, you
I ,< « ! »!> }t>t r U I • l| «1 • tu»«e t< it ft»*
Policeman—And l-ang Jimmy?
tlial he was to have the right to rvdreui
fate«»! • i'U I
• rui^b ng
or ianper w< re quite satisfied to 1» good yes-
Sandy—Aye'
l
terday for a penny.
It at any time That was thirty years
•
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Pollietnan- Ah. wee!. I’m sorry, but
tt««u «-an ba taken um »' I ih‘a t
i »» i -«Kt tn
ago, and I gu«*sa lie’s deail now.
I cauna leave me beat ye ken.
its »><>/«>»! <.. I t »a, iiMfint «tnl»*d«*»ifv*yel gain day.
“He told me all about the desk. Cap
'.«rawer. i < . •
< i < I t a ai» •- « a* 1 l>v
rai»?'h. wh|rh 1« n M«»t hut an Ik flamed
tain Grant, when he diil.liled In real
r* .41: ■»«/!•' r • g 'a- eg
A P«iwg Stah.
.-state In St l.<uils liefore the war. hml
Ww» • v» <»t e H . v« t I .ar» for at,y
“Sarah," said the lady of the house, desk room In Avery's office, and this
raae < ! f*ea
• • •**! t-r • atairhj that e«n
n«*i be rvrr-4 t i liar • < B’.arrb < urw bend for
breaking the news gently to the new
was his d.-sk Avery got It when (Trant
ttreuiara. h *♦
servant girl, “we shall have to get
F J tllKMY A ( O . TaUdo. O
along without your aervfces after the went to the war Iti purl payment fur
ar id by DfWSglela. '»'*
rent, as I did Inter from Avery
He
ita«i a fatal!» foil» are the txt
first of the month."
"Yes. uiuni," replied S.irah. "I'm I told me a great deal that was Interest
khv Wgiktr Wat Dcfteted.
sorry the master’s affairs are In such ■ng ai..'Ul Grant.
Representiitire Joseph It Walker,
bad shape, mum."
“When lie was In the real estate
of Maaaacbuawtta waa aaked the other
business the Crimean war wa« 011 and
day why he had been defeated for re
Grant was much more Interest«! iu
rl«-rtlnn laat fall
11« replied
"It
Genuine
that than he was In real estate. He
was thing*, nnd more thing*, and rut«**
made large map« of the battlefields lu
that defeated me.**
I the Crimea, with the {HMitlona of the
lighting amles marked <>11 them, and he
I indie* Nit Piace
used to spend hours over these map*.
lie <cuQiplarrntlyl- I'm )uat begin
I which he spread out on the top of this
Ding to And my piar» tn the world*
desk. The blunder* lu the allliw’ cam
Nhe (innocentIyi—-|>ear xu< !
How
humlilatlug!- Kun.
pnlgn annoyed hliu greatly, and be us. d
to tell bls friends what the command
Must Bear Signature of
to (irx*<oir>ix nit nA!
ers should have done.
Tsks taisi .s r o>o Q >>n ns Tst.loUi All
" 'Here la the English ¡MMlttoO.' lie
Iruga ,i. „ i a Ik, m -,sr II II isils Is rure.
t a. U kiu i , r»!'Ur Ion «O U.1 3-
would say. according to Avery, 'and
here are the French
The Turks are
and all wise mothers make
Ptlt fhiaortd.
here Over In-re are the Russian« The
Father My daughter telle me. sir,
allies should not have attacked here,
that you hale been making love to
that was a mistake It was Just w'.iat
her
the >tu-M*lans wanted them to do. for It
Cluhberl) I don't know why she
gavt* them an opening M hat the allies
should single me out among so many
TO! NtABACNL
should have done was to feint here to
— Detroit Free Press.
fOR DIUIHtM.
distract the attention of the Russian*
TOR RIUOUtREtt.
to tbeir Hank, and then concentrate
Povithv Proof.
FOR TORPIO LIVER.
their force* and attack here. In that
Teas Oh, yes. Pin positive shs Is
way they would have Ic-n aid« to
t
FOR CONSTIPATION.
l.reak through the Ruslau lines and
Jess I suppose you saw the record
FOR SALLOW SKIR.
a household rwinedv for the
In the family Bible, eh?
crimpie them Imek.'
FOR TNI COMPLiXIOR
simple reason that it always
Tess Belter than that. I asked her
“The group* of Grant'* fellow ettt
at what age she thought a girl should
■eiia who llsteue«l to the*« criticisms.
marry, and she promptly said "twenty­
Avery said, ttaed to laugh at the
eight " Philadelphia Press.
CURE SICK HEADACHE
Captain's criticisms of the Kuroptran
generals. Prulmldy they rrmeml»-r»Hl
that later The more In earnest Grant
grew th« more amused they were. Then
Grant would s.-e that they weren't fol
lowing bltu aud be would atop.
No Lou,« lot Alvrwv
“lie was neither silent nor taciturn
“Great heavens' What's the canon In thuse days, though, and be paid a lot
of all that yelling around the corner? more attention to bls war maps than
Come'
Let's hurry, there may be a
be did Io tile relit estat» bitsllless
He
murder."
'Stay'
Don't get excited.
We'rw seeiued wholly ab»orl>ed In Hie prob
used to that. We hear It «-very day. leuis In generalship the Crimean war
There's a painless dentist's office afford«!."
For many year*. Nir Brewer says
around there."—Chicago Times Her­
ald.
li» used the old desk himself, and he
e Alwaj« nought lias Iwirne the signa«
tur«. «>f Chsa.
‘IctcliiT, anil lias been uiadc under Ills
still k«.p* It for (be sake of Ila asats-ia
Sow Nothing in It.
personal supervision for over 30 v«mrw. A liner no one
Hotts: but be has no room for It In the
tn «Ireciv«» you in tills. Counterfeit», I mitât ions nn«i
Ona of those matter of fact persons office he now occupl**. and that's why
•• ,lu«t-as.g<HHl ” arc but Exf«erlni«-nts. unii endanger the
who apply the rigidly utilitarian teat
It la relegated to the attic among the
liialt II of t III Id re II Kxperlcnco against Expcrinient.
to everything was looking one day at
a “puixln picture" In an llluatratei! discarded and useless furniture p<led
paper, the puxxle being to “find the under the roof New York Kun.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Vu/synffe««
lytN.t £, PfeeAf»m*a Voffottf
Out al PUi«
"Rack'" shouted the hero. "Your
preseaie here Is only
perfunctory
You are doing nothin« whatever to ad
vance the action of the story."
With a muttered curse the villain
shrank bark Into the chapter in which
the murder takea place, and the story
proceeded on the conventional lines
prescribed by our best modern critic*.
t.rssl Opportunity.
Mrs. BJenklns They are going Io
have another rummage sale n*xt week.
Mr. BJenklns <]ood! I wish you'd
send down that rocking chair In the
sitting room that I always tumble over
when I conic In Isle at ulght. Somer­
ville Journal.
Can give von
Buggies. Flo««.
Win-'mills si>.|
Machinery. ."**
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