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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 16, 1901)
+ • • FARM MACHINERY ANO SUPPLIES t-*rs at • «'clock each morntag Hs It MlSRRY of TH! maul bedroom . | not permitted to tuaa bls bedclothes aalda as kapprna to suit bls fancy, but A nsaa-i lo Ike l.lfa of Maa, Maw 4 ark- I,si may «all It «varata, latter .r ou,'k are Tkal ksw Ms.all wllk flsasars. i must roll back tbo bed revera ta a cer rraM SOLDIER WRITES OF TMclR LIFE tain way. placing tbe pillow un top. and Th« woman who bad arrived grew re But no matter what you call It. thl« «km [insilale AND OCCUPATIONS. dl»r«Bv* whit h <**me« la pal. bra liuti bum, be la rradioes» for the laapoctlag c* flsc-tlv*. “I »ball net ar forg- t my hall Cutter. MashMRI « watery matmr dry »nd bsdroum da ye, lta> la number.** aba ' d,-l lo charge » Sir owes its salstan*» to the pre»*.,» <g At tf .13 be falls la rank with bls con, said ~A good deal has be«a wrtKru SattseMei Matd Rtadm*. hunter» In the «y»te«n Hard It will cornimi» lo exist, annoy, and pa* j pany for morning Inspection, at which about tba hall bedroom of New York, "Rrynolda. " laid thr oldrat tnem baps agonise, as long as these humors but nu paa caa tell all Ito miser Ira bls clothes must be thoroughly brush 1er of the firm. *h«>w d<» you »¡»•Il rrmsill. •d. shoe« well blacked sad bls general came to New York freeh from Ibe am Il I» always radically »nd permanently 'which?' ” I tool cured by appearance aeaL Any aeglss-l In thia pls spe -os of s country horns "W h-i-c-h. " reapnnvleti the other rv-»|—Ct la Imne-diately r»|»>rte>l. when a ball badrvom because It wee ibe only “That a whal 1 tlwHiglit. ” repotted The •ubjuiurU ri tra* ta frutti a pri JOt1\ POOl.P.. Portland. Oregon. It he a«»a flud* bliaaelf on tba "pap." re- rwui la ibe buuee I could affunl the i«l«frr mrrulsr. covertly scratch lata ¡Htrr frutti tirurge 1«. urvat uf wkkt» »S|wi« *)l buttwar« *fb4 i« |Mj*4llvriy bad la II a cot, covered tn day with ao reiving a number of demerits accord gee« »4 Nsvrlaes atrasa ing a "t" out -of tbe word he had UurquAltal fur all utHfMar-’<<UR rrupUuft« thla clt>. wbo 1« a u*r*iuùrr uf Lviupany ‘Orlautal* tapestry, a wavbatand. a ing to the gravity of the offense w ritten Can give yon the beet bargains la H la iìm Slatti KrgtitHPUL wlU ho rea4 Screen, a ebelf ■ urtalnrd vff with books At 7 13 tbe "ml'Llire* uisrvb out of Ruggire. Plows. Hollers and Ing nsa. wlih Interrai. • till M«»r* <'«•«■«••rfmfIf«g the great ius - vs ball and repair to tbeir bmratb for clolbra. a looking glass »a Win-lmills and Pnmpi eat «renerei "Mu yvu wuuld liba tu pr^E hi thla rooms to put tbetn '.A perfe- t order for the wait with a little e'aml bruretb. Thw f4*rr»l Mervi'W b<» unrartbed another Machinery. ." m > us before buying. w bai tuy aurruuttd t«Wi)4 r»f rou».n» at»«l • i*r|fr »a« trd vtij aud tba «tally In «per (Ion of cadet quarters. two chairs, and a useful piece of furul- quantity of t»tgu» tuli«. • bkh •»» rkvrr hi«« ar«> I thJuK tn «ma ut tuy formrr tore which was writlag desk. l»-ok -see U hen a cadet la III bo may report to j* fu tret that lb* w»m *t tuMrf •>i»|»w>ct ihritt <«| g 9piirh*ti* tetterà i gaia a abort d* «4*r1ptiut> of Iba tbo surgeon at alck quarters In answer aud dressing case co tub! nml W ben T hi i «< b g trat «alu« »^ierw*»! rhy uf l'rhln, aud prrttapa a httlt gua trunk and my typewriter were lo alck call, which Is auumtod on the my for imtlatuBn. t.ocabiv H«wir<ur* Mt.*t..a* h •ip tu rvgard tu thr prupta w Lu iubàlMl bugle at 7 13 In the m.swung and 7 added to three trvesurre I cou 4 turn RUtwvw whirh ha« nt«»jr imitator« but no It tjtaj he «crepiahi« lu thè «rat place, around with car«, by opening the door o'efock la th« evening Fqtial* fur ,'ikr in«iigv**iion dts- ntly alike. so ss to utilise a part of tbe ball for the IsBfenl« rx.tiaf I|xt Ion |*anr* M »*■<•♦• u«t <»«»• thè rltb 'Chluks wrar Th« bugle aouuda the first call to r*4 KRAUSSI: Ä PRINCE, rral «trbtilfy A‘» <>* to rv itbit drug* w bile thè poor onv» are gtad tu w ear lat'.on at A o'clock, when Ibe cadets ar« purpose By and *o Tiret Street. Portland, Oregon. ■ f c-wtion Aumerkally in tuia city the mutivrtd In sections and mar>*bed In a **My typewriter knocked oat tbe little • hat vuu (or Tki» sir* Mars ■• ou ♦»»»» bow of lbs paniM prwpKtlou of ri» h lu poor la almut < stand la one routal Uould It have sat prvsrrtbvd order to the various ra. Its laxative lfrt»<no*<Juinioc tssm , in a ibou sa mi. *■> yuu cali ees «hai < Catalogue I'urnlaheJ tlon rooms All during tbe »lay trie»» Still It wouM bavs stood the burden tas rate; that «wes« a eaM >■ •*» Oay I pun Applkatlon. lon Is klug ao far aa thè poor are r But I bad to move tbe stand whenever All Kinds Carried in Stock aecttoM or «quads may be seen tnarvh crrued. aud I am told ibaU aitimi I t through tbs extensive grounvla of J wanted to dreea. or to get at my trunk, Teo Mu<h tnltoMV Ibe »oli la vrry produttive, tb<re la the arailetny to and from the various an! aa I did not remove tho typewriter, Lavkin« ta M«l«wN. "I b«tt your htislMtid la ill, lianlly rnough cut top ral»rd lo «upply buildings of Instruction. but simply draggwl tbe stand around, Jone»—d an Founder a latrai musi«' Jones. * thè drmaiid Thla la due, lu grrat the poor thing quickly coUapaed Ibe When tlu« faithful bugler aounvl, gen iS lull«! stuff "Yrs'utn ” mrasure. lo thè la< k of tool» lu cultl- era! recall at T.’ 13 all cadets marching landlady looke.1 eevera when I told her. Hmith— Why bald* critical, 1 "Nvdliing acrioua or tatlng tt and poorvr machluery for ette- by s«wtloaa return to main quarter«, When I got another stand I carefully Jon«*—Bevans* it u*xis an •’•ir hope?'* Ing wbi-u bariesded. aa rvcrytblng ber« w her« they nrr allow-*! flftvrn uUnutvs llftsd my typewriter off whenever I restorer '* "Critical* I shemki aay he werr la «lune by band wealed to move the stand, which was a to prepare for dinner At dinner for lie ain't Mtialievl With nothin'* lie “The Chine»«- are thè modi industri doseu times a «toy. n.niton the drills fo< tbe afternoon are ain't. ” A Mr»,,M Tip. mia ¡mopl«- I ever aaw. rs|M*clally tba publlshtM, with any other orders re "My dree«ee were coaltBUaliy fst u( Tlte*e latter are nevsr Idle. quiring th« attention of tbe battalion Gentleman frarr--ing a pretty lit- women from the books without ths al gblret Ho lmpes»»Mm tie girl>— Yon littl«- Is-wuty ’ You i 1 hrj ar* great go*»i|x, but do noi n<-g- Finishing with thewe and the noceeaary provocation, cud I bad always to move "Mandy. " »aui Farmer (’ortiloeael, shall l<c my «lie when v > h | »ie grown i leci tbeir work un that s<vount. and II Usiti«* B*. X le t erm. HIIA. allgumcnt. * rtie ndddlre" are march*! tho screen, an«! then bring a • hair to 5I1IJÎ \RV ► , "t g'ic»a it would la- just as well not up. Will yon' 1« a roiummi thing to a«-e fin-m citai- by «-ompanlea Into the mraa ball There stand on to hang them up again The ”1» your ma well again, Eddie?” to say •-< much alanjt home cookin’ "No, I dviti't want to get married, ling In the narrow alley nays I »e tween they are allowed forty minutes for dln- only way I couM get any light or air "Well, yre'ni, luit ah« ain't quite «Inn y»»u are talkin' up your summer but aunty there would like tu " tbeir hotUH**, liut alwajs at worth I uer, when, at tbe tap of tbs bell, they was to alt by the window, and aa my « t - her j'l (orni y«'t I’a fought board ’ either turning their reí la or stitching ! must rise and march out. trunk ba«l a stand there. I bad perfon-e * «y . ' School "U hy not?" At prmlsely 9£fi "tattoo” rings out to alt on tbe trunk, eml a trunk cau be >1 shoe »<4««, nhlih hnd a ready aale. for "'Cause some of these fellers act. M<-ihe«« will rrid Mr- Winslow‘s Booth• a <lii Hainan who went I »a re foot would ! clear and distinct over tbe campus and improv««! upon aa a pla. » of cont.uuoua to me, like that was «list they was ing .Syrup the best rsmoly to use |of tbeir I** utrrly disgraced Why. eren tbu tells tbe tlr*l "middy" tn get rredy for repose I have eat U(>on It for hours, children during ibe isethlng )>eriud For b<Mr ling bi »4 Jay ¡ wpi!« tryin* to g«-t away from.” «»!• ’ *ta.t.u«Bhrr |A Pinc iM-ggar* here a «-ar aboe*. although the . txd In five mlnutrs he to Just Striut tailor fashion, mending my cloth«-», now tsuiufitig The print 11*«; rr*» of their ag»|Mirri may be ever ao i crawling under tbe covers, an«! aa soon when my very ooul loath*! Hie tired e h«« hast | • r tatj-I h f •>« pram didn't «hr o«|wrtane«> 1«» r<*rtian<t tee • m anty. “ft was an acrvt«llcal feat to dre»s in n« tbe last resounding note of "taps" roaps'iiden«« «ullrtieU Fet •‘AuoNirr thing worthy of mention 1« has beeomo Inaudible tho llglita are that room In the morning I never »ha!l catalogue» a«Mr»aa forget some of my uia>Mru!ng struga» • the fart that nothing Is uivlol in this •urne,! out by a switch key In the of J W Mil l . W. !>♦. Simpl« YH ms Y ou know to get Into my clotbee In two »<|ua«e land of the «'hliiks ' Grass and all tier snd the future admiral dotes off In F O 4raw*r H. FwriUaJ. Or "I was up in the mill district toiler. klmts of roots are pull«-«! up. ws»ii«-d to alnuiborlaiid, to drcam of the days feet of space. For six months I never Filghtfiilly n-'isy up there " knew how my back hair looked, for It and drl«-d. aud used fur fuel Ncrapa uf to come aud the.glories of the navy. "That's right. I've got a friend was too dark over by the glass to see P ip.-r and cloth are peat'-d tog«*lbrr to Repartee. who livre up there He can't hear make th«- liiaoh-» of alittra. ami bits of CHEAP TRAVEL IN DENMARK. My destructive teixb-u. Ire came out He— H««w do you feel when I Ivat H<n<t tK< Term hr hiniM-lf talk in Ins hotter.'* strong for I pulb-d down flts' the nr w < mm | are ghmd together to build up Price of Tickets Is Governed b, tbs ( lnrriK'i1—- Why <t» you aay Uir you at whist? "My! ILnlrr »hop next door?" talus over my clothes, and then those at either a (mst or a tmard. The woman She—Not quite so had aa you f«w>! Tim. <<>nsiimr<l on )i>arsp>. He's draf arid dumb." tbe window, pole aud all. I had to splnuera and straw platera earn i! cents !>■ umnrk was alieolutely the pioneer Aljp rtu»n-—» 11, the brido **a r<*<l, when your friend Jenkins trato you al a «lay, This may s<-«-iu stuall pay. but In cheap railway fares. Tbs faree were keep a g«kx! many things tu my trunk, the grtmiu Wat white and nrr lather, poker. So lb«»pf>o<r>lm«>it and whenever I wanted to get nt th«- n not so when I tel! you that I am lu reduced ail around, ao that lb.* longer who liad all the bill» tu pay, wa< "J.n t your oew house laking long formed that f.‘> a year will clot be a the distance the greater the reduction, I had to first remove a mass of books, rbs Hsst CrasertplisH far Malaria blue. er t l 'iild t listi you c»|»<-t«l’" Chill» sad y»v»r la s bolli» of lowa'» r as la I ms t'hlnamau and bls wife. Su« b n thing but nt the same time the return ticket papers and manuscript from the lid. or YOUH HOME AND FENCES I Chill Tunis HlsMaasly Iron and >,niais» I» "Oh, no, l've only »peni twic a* as um!<-rw«-ar Is not known by them, syatctu was a I wits bed for journeys else open It aud let them slide down volt avow wiiat vol- tar rixivu a latirle term. Na ■ ars. No Vs, tries jot nim li on it, no far, aa ! antieipated behind I had Us sit ou my trunk to W hen veil take tlrovs's Tul,l«w «’kill Tvnle, So Maa Caa Ceav«n»<Mlv Go Without Either neither Is a garment ever titled, ami a within Denmark. play my typewriter, because tie turr uf kies lbs form da J» plainly print*! on every . I th a <lr**»iiinkc¡ w ould starve to tool* •!*>* ing lhal U le « atvlrlronstnlqui- Hue of .’he greatest bonus to business o( Th«,« Nesesutiss, ars <af OlntmrMta fwr < starrh Tba» aius In a uuistsea form. NoCtuv. NeVt, d«-ath here. I hr ouly measures that men and holiday mukers Is the ao called tho chairs was high enough '* < «>»*l«l» Msr««ary, "And so you hate the ball lie.!roomY** You may as well talk about g- iug are Inkrii nr.- fi. iu :!,.- Ii'p ( f fortnightly ticket For third class It Aa mrfeury •!.< auraly drairoy ibe senae of ter Others. "Well, no; I dou'l kuow that I do without eating ns going without ■I I n-liion» never change lake coals 22a 3d and for secund class El 15s biac Ii »t> ! eompioieir derari«» ’J.e «bolo rj » That hall beilroom w!tn«-e>rd my first I* bs « h*n e uterina >* tbr«>u<b ibe min oua i«f Irncea, ‘‘It amiti«!« funny to bear you talk If you have a house ami two or three jnnl« of material, aew It I h I. Much a ticket entitles the holder tu 1». rg >4 ..t b af Itele* »houli! ne«er be I14# I»I triumph. I got my first check there; ing that w «y W heli wc were at col erpt o* presa-rìp» on» frt»m prputable phtsi home you must have a fence around together, run a tape through the top travel all over Denmark for a term clau». »• thè dsma<» thev wlll do )■ irti folti t■ it. 93>, for a 2,tM>-wor<l story When I lege you dolili believe m eternal If you have a farm yett must end haul It together, ami yon have the of 14 days. He cau go wherever he ih» a • utsi» {«»«ffitbiy -Ufi-» frwm lbaa> op«-neu the eurelope an«! »aw that che k puni.IlliK-nt at all " II* . • « siarrh < ore. maniafariurwl t-y I J ma rk its l»i indsri«-» l«y frncre, ami drvaa made ■ ares to go nu<l as mauy times over < b» >ey A * u . Tte.edo, <» C«>n«lba t»o mercuri also »but in the stock with fences. I grew faint It was tbe revulsion after "I know, hut I dblii't have any "The -fhluka' are very ecotmtnleal. tin- same route as lie may wish within Two told at»d »• taken internalix. <ing directiy upo A fi-nc«- is in many ways a« inilMirt- nml I guest you will think that tlier six months of grim, heartrending deter enemies t iteti. '* (Nsbh-odsnd rnoroUB «urtace» of thè »jSietn the time paid for iiumely. fuurti-eir Ih buy in« H»4 » < atarrh < urs l«r »ure you g« Sniff»—There is more sin ill Chi ml nation. Then I laughed an«! cred aut as a man's house. As a coniniuti hare need to I m - when I tell you that thè «e itthte li I» late* itile»nailr an i mad** v bolldaj maker ma) Vtott .-« cry am! grew hyeierleaL Anyone with any cago than in any olhet city on tho Molti** »rhosal. lu tObb . by f J. < bette; A < w tvsib ity grows tin- aubps-t of f«-nc«-s BMiimea the Utisklll<-<1 latmrers are ouly (Mil! pla e of lutetest In Denmark during moni si» lr*e fern of the earth iii-li nd ii>> rr |,i■ ' ■ i . experience could have told me that one • i Mento far« »u Mate«» i «>*t< ty. »'a' . with upon an average of 7 cents a day no!«1 by I»r iggista, pflce T.le. per boi il* Ma that time aud If he finds any pleasure Ita ! raqiilttl. surr«>'<u«lin<». pmect climats, Mnuff*—I l«rg to differ. Th«- attocraa of the "Anchor" fence swallow did Dot make surumer. but to Mail • Family Fui» ars thè b»rt. ta-r ’ u • « » t- » isiigii instr . <t. sons, cariM-nters and stonemasons are I in travelmg from town to town night “f d-'fy you to name another with in the t*nil«d State» hue been pbc- me tt was the beg ruling uf su •« ■ • « • the king |diis here III hiliur elrdes. r<- • ill'1 '!.iv r-u ».?•• iii-ll-d h,- . an ,1., «1, s A » more sin in it. ** ! nomriial for th«- chief rca«««i that it tin pts, ,d And ao tt prove«! I hare r«4 11«rd In M a hiUu. ’or I li « oh the f». < otMl lia U ■ vlvtug the uiuiiltlcelit num of 25 tu 30 lie pays the price of ».’• in. with s de "Cincinnati. " «-■imlutica emonomy, strength and Iloti!. Fu t> . rrtG M'lp*i a hall bedroom since." "He can't be a good business man ■-ent» a day. The work day here In |ei»lt of 9137 for the ticket, on which beauty in a way that inatautly u|n "And now ?" W hy, hr is a ctillcgr prvifcas.tr ” Fruit l>rr»«ii»gs fhr Shoe«. gins at nuiitlse and lasts until dark, a photograph of the holder Is pasted, jw-ala to evrrylaaiy. In th, Ea«t«-rn Th< Joy» ol Mow»« The woman who b&d arrived was si "But he has matrnwl the daughter The t»est dr»*aslng for black Irgttar la but not w It httnmlliig all thl-. Hu- tain nml nt the et|ilratlou of the H days lent. aud hjuked straight ahead of her. states , where it has l*en known lon Hl’ > V hl ) th l? )I v- ’l of a millionaire " orange Juica Take « alle* or quarter er» s«-iu l ontrntvd nn I happy In- return» the ticket aud gels till* II 37 Then »lie laugh«! am! rose ,u>hl,-tily ger, the factoriea making it ar* have come home from the other an of an orang«* and rub It tbomugkljr all "Bo tuueh lu regard to the jieopli», and ile|H>.it t»a< k. l>n-*sed t«> full ca|«acity In this "I wish 1 could ever tw aa happy hour earlier titan n»uat! Frvl red Ttv,«« at R«,t. lie ran al«» buy u ticket for a mouth. again as 1 was when I got that the k." Over the «hoe or boot and allow It to state, where it ia comparatively new, now |H-rhatni a few words In r.-gurd to U itr—Oh, you dear, #«**! loan* I dry Thru brush briskly with soft "You want tho pockets to run up ita w i<l«-«prvad mloptmn »eviu» tn Is* the officials of the city, |mrtli uhirl.i the Which costs 5<l per cent more, aud the she aakl. New York Nun. wan pi*t woiidorhig who I could gel brush until It »bine« like a looking In the longer the time the greater the reduc an«! down, I sup|ioac,*' saul the tailor only a question of the agents getting |iolleetueu, may Interest you gl am» A most conTmUrnt *tr«*astng for to take up throe <*ar|irta' "No. sir,” the Irritable cilsiomer around and showing their wares to llrst piara, a Chinese iHtliratnau is ,i tion U hili- a fortnightly ticket i-ost» HOW HE WAS REDUCED. tan a ho*« le the lna!«le of a Imnana «kin replied. "J prefer stationary p«M'k- I fie people. wonderful creation. In fact a ■ r«*» be- 3.3«l, a twelvemonth th krt coat» T'.i A Maa of Courage. eta. You may make the slits perpen There is ample rrnsoti for all the twevn a «-lr.ua clown aud a foot ball If the ¡»tiKaeuger hnd to pay for a Ky Clrcsmataaeea User »klih He Had Thia Is rnbb*4 well bod evenly all over dicular, however." She — I didn't »up|a>M' you had ths removing all apota and the shoe, and player. Hla breeches an- always Imggy No t oalrul. talk going on aleuti the "anchor*' twelve mouth ticket at the rate of 958»l nerve to kis. me. fem-e M it is solving the greAt fence ami heavily wadded; In fact, eo clunisy |-<r fortnight It would cost him 9133.90 "You muat have play*! some great dirt at well as giving a fine polish, Hr—Oh. yrs. I have got nerve problem satisfactorily, it is not only tlint you wonder how In the world be Thus the riotuctluu Is over 150 ¡>er games of poker lu your day." be »aid to which tabt Is brought out by using a enough to do anything. lie also cent. well ada|.t«-d to ornamental work, ever gets around In them, the drummer who bad beru talking flnannrl cloth for wiping dry and an For Infant« and Children. other clean flannel for pollahlug A but it is tbe Ldggeat kind of a blessing wears a coat which Is thick am! ■ luiusr If Instead of |Hiylng for a fortnightly atxiut luck at card*. Summit Resolutions to stock raisers ami ranchmen gener ami eoim-s well lieluw the knee I lark ticket a traveler went from Hahjerg "Yes. I have," was the reply ' Yes. slice of lemon la also ti**d aa a tat leather dreaalng Patent leather tuuat ally. it is made of heavy wire ami blue Is the general color, which Is set to <‘o|e nhageii and back aa often as sir. I have had some great games' ' W Keeley Cure the joints are hel«l rivet tight by the ■ ■If with fa.lngs am! bauds of light he could within 14 «toys amt bought or Bears thè **llow large a bet did you ever make, never be blacked or pollabed with any |<atciit "anchor" clamps It docs blue. r*l. green, maroon ami brown, ■ Unary tickets for each trip they would may I ask?" thing but an oil They are the harden« Bigiiature of lurv f«iU( opium an4 nut os! as much a« the old-fashion'd but no yellow Is ever oaed. for that Is kind of aboea to keep In good order It ba bite. Aa»4 Fo* p«riU«lara ire eo»t him over 93» aud thia amount ' Due hundred Ihousatid plunks ” frtiC«-», yet it lasts practically forever 1« ijeevaaary to take a clean aponge and tbe »«■■re«l royal ■-olor, aud no one but would Is- doubled lu a fortnight If he “You don't mean Ilf It is worth anyone's while t«i write I mm Intim«. "1 certainly du Yes. sir; I sat In a clean them from all dirt before apply "Tommy, bow many wars has the to the manufacturers. The I’nrtland those of high rank are allowed to wear «■■nt sightseeing from uue place to an Ing the oil It may then be rubbed dry It. Policemen are tbl.-ker than huck- game lu livnver ou< ■■ and tiet glisi ■»•■ other, traveling all over In-utuark In Vnitod biates l«-cn engagedi n?” r. ■* V. fl*. ll-INL Anclior Fence Co.,7IS. Nicolai Htrwt. lel*erries In thia city of I’ekin. there ■ nay stages. on my hand and I bad only une pair lu al once with a flannel or other aoft "Five, sir." Tort land, Oregon, for catalogue and la-tug. Il Is »aid. tn-twrau 15.i»»> ami cloth which will not acratch the patent Season tickets can also Im bad for It at that." "F.iiumcrati- them.” pictures explaining their wonderful kti.issi of them within the walled city. finish Commercial Tribune Journeys between two towns, Young "One, two, three, four, Cve." "What an awful bluff: The others fence. 'This wnlli-d city Is two mll.-s square people under the age of IS travel for laid down tbeir hands, did they*” MJ! nml has two great gates In each wall half price. Ixmdoti Express. hbv * May li lik, i Cigar. Alas lor Aipirstiows' “Oh. no! One of them called me lie base, alsiut half a tulle from the Cor had a full buuee ami of course I was Henry J. Ilyron, one of the wit Old (leritleanin—8«« yott think inf ners. ami a mile from eai ii other. Tbe III I aage of the Fyes. t-eaten” ticet of English playwrights of a daughter loves you, sir, and you wish streets ate br«md ami stretch straight Most persons are right or left sighted "And you you loat llisi.isei — »••ore of years ago, remarked on one to marry her? making the We all ues »nr «-yr the right or left la "1 did. For tbe fraction of a ar» TOlUl Dudrlcigh—That's what 1 cal let! to from otn* to the other, occMlon spare Inside luto a big nlnr block. The preference, when looking through a a feeling uf faintness stole over • the. "A play is like a cigar, Il It a sec you alaitit. 1« there any insanity police stations are »cattrri-d all along gtasa or taking alm with a gun. If we and things looked wlaay wauy, but good, everybody wants a box If il'» tn your family? Tbe bead of the do not perceive thia ourselves «M-ullata then I pull*l myself together and I-ad. all the puffing in the world "No sir, and there’s not going t<> the nine »quares IHdi«-* has charge of all the city gates, and optk-laua remark It. Tbe ignorance rra< hed dow n Into my vest pocket i aud won't make it go.” I* any." uf most people ou this suhj««ct la Ulus handed him the money, with a smile " they iMdng ulne In number. The [ hi -— llcemen never carry any arms, not trails! by tbeir buying glasses at the "tireat Bv-ott?" slgbcv! tbe querist a* even a stick, hut k«*ep swords, •pears, optl. ana without taking account of any be mop|>e«i bls brow. "Think of losing guns and cutía»»«* In racks at the sta difference Mwem tbe eyes Thue only that much money on a turn of the tion, and when a signal gun la flre<l one of Hie »yea la brlped. wtlle tbe cards! I supt«»» that Is why you were make a rush for tbe ststlun from other one. being less calhsllntoexerrise, force«! to take to the road?" M« so* ",*iir» Pntasth which the sound rwmra and grab the t>ecoui«w Irsa and Iras useful so-1 lows "Well. no. Tbe winner said that su-li AU DRUGGISTS. Its power, as a tool rusta when not In first weapon In sight When on parade cury is a «tsngev- > <#•<•<>>> chrak as mine ought to lie rewarded ■one. or wl.rn they have a review, which Is us*. Yet both our eyes are needed to and tie returned my money ta«t» fnM Eat them ____ I Itk* __ ear.dr ____ Th.p ___JP cue medicine I d have CANDY r»mov« »nr bad t««t» In th* mouth. !•«»• quite often. Is the ouly time they are are well. It iH-.-omes, therefore, highly lieeti all right, ouly when I got back to even when administer*! in very small doses, snd ing th» br»«th «nd perfumed It 1« CATHARTIC few constitutions caa stand it foe any length of time. arme«!. e»pe«-tally If they expect any Important to «Inerve bow the child Cbl-ago I put 9ts»>.'is> with It an«l bet r pl«a»ure to tali» them and they ar» Potash pr-iducra inflammation of the stomach liked e«p»<-lalty by children. uses Ita eyra In order to corrr, t Ibna* foreign devils lo lie present Tbe the whole pile on a borae rare and lost sweeten th» etnmarh by rlearvfnff th* and bowels, am! a dangerous loim of dyspepsia and wra|M>ns are funny looking, particular attitudes which tend to Injury of the by a n«is*. That r*lo<*l my fortune mouth, throat and food channel That often chronic diartlnra follow ita use SWEETEN mean«, they «top undlgeRted food from sight, aa well aa the health In writing to Iras than 94 ibsi . issi am! so I had to ly a savage lookltig three hmdiivl sjw-ar, Now, the doctors will tell y«»u if you have « »urine tn th» atf»m«rh prevent «aa form which makes a terrible, jagged wound children rarely fall to give the bead take up this bualnras to eke out my In Contagious Blood Poison you mu»t take these minerals for two years or 1-nger; THE STOMACH Ing In the bowel«, and bill dieeaae germ» < f ary kind that breed and feed la th» tn- tirst, a course of Mercury, an«! when your teeth get so sensitive and »ore that you "ih-sldes the 20.000 policemen within an Inc lination by which tbe eyes are rome. Of course. It's a sad rase ami Ur« «yete-m can't est, and ths gums nave a sp-mgv. unnatural apj*arance. you are tohl to stop th* wall. I am Informed that I'ektn placed at unequal dtstances from tbe I fsel my poaltl n keenly, but with |>er «te ar» purely vegetable and contain no mer andachsngsto Potash is mails. When the st.munh rebels yu are put <m Mercury malutaltia 144,000 more to regulate papvsr They are alao apt to Incline th« »er era tire and Integrity I hope to pull curial or other mineral potaon They »on- ; PURELY ¡ again, and ao on ed infinitttm. or until the system twomes eo thoroughly saturated «let of the latest dtarovarta» tn m#«1trtne. mattrea in tb* offi«*e city. Al! these hea«l too far ami acquire the babll of through In time to be able to pay tbe and form a mmblnatton of remediea un- with these poisonous dtup that the most disgusting *>rvs break out vo tue body, VEGETABLE bringing It too n«-ar, aa when they try equaled to make the blood pur» and rich men are under tbe command of one the bones become di»ea»e<T, and the mu* les snd jotnts are racked with the most rook her wages again Have you a and make clean akin and beautiful com- bead officer. The officers and the men to a< • jimiKetate themeelvee to a fertile match, please?” torturing pein«. Mercury and Potash drive the eruptions and blotches from the piegiun. skin, but the virus remains in the blood and the reappearance of the old symptom« furnish tbeir own uniforms but the light. Not sufficient attention ia pad tone the «tom«* h «nd hnwela and «»!r tip Uie laty liver They do not merely R<tft»n LIVER TONIC and the occasional sore mouth show that the poie-n is still active, and you caa state furnishes ilmtr arms and each to the»«- matters, especially when we Ntwe T ears to Walb Throwgh lamdon. 1 h* •» 1 rauee «heir discharge but nevee ho(->e to completely eradicate it by thia method of treatment. Tbe largest city uf the world Is l.ou gets a monthly allowance of rice In ■'ons.dor tbe cotim-quvo.-ra of aueb laib- S 8. S is the only 1 vr!y t eiHhy c r.ditlur. making their a« Its In mature age A large proportion don, lying tn four counties ami having addition to his pay The chief gets s When X was «best twenty-eoe years ef age. or antidate for this de lion natural etghtaan yeera ago, 1 contra« ted >Ioe4 Potaoa ta a grMHl salary, but tbo»e under him get of our drfecta originate In waul of prop a population of 4.23>>.taai. *piallng the struct ivo vinse, anil an Fever grip nor gripe They art qulefly. poa. bed form, a ad am aattadad that the rapid progrsea rr care during childhood. M e do wrong ItlveK and nev»r cause any ktnd of unrom* cotubin*! poputaIlona of 1 ‘ arla. Berlin. infallible remedy for little pay. depending moatly for what MILD BUT the dtassaa was msklsf would eooa have made me a triable feeling Taken r*c<itarly they miU this peculiar potent. It they can squrexe out of the prisoners to su« h w>«nilerful tools aa our »ruses, Ft. Itetersburg and Rome To walk System th* liver act regularly and naturally aa It SURE destioysand eradicates e »or»». when we «lo not give them the edtn-a- through all the etreeta. arena*«, lanes •hould They keep the aeweraga of tha body whom they pull In." t'tlre l*rra»- properly moving and keep the system dean. every particle of the tl«m they need It Is Mtrprislng that and glleya of the city, never traversing Incretce ths flow of milk in nursing mn(h« poi*«, and makes the ¡■arent» who are so particular about the tbe Mine on« twice, would require a ers If the mother eats a tablet It makes WITH AMATEUR ADMIRALS. BOON” FOR*' bkxwl aa healthy and her ml.k mildly purgative and has a mild way their children hoM tbeir sp«»n or ten mile walk every day for nine years pure aa before the dis but certain efT»rt on tbs baby In thia way ItoMlin» llstlse of <a«t»l» al «h» An- fart pay ao little attention to tb« way Th« streets, placed In a row. would MOTHERS ¡ they ars the only aafa laaatlvs for th* ease was contraeteli. nursing infant. napello Naval Academv, tliey use tlielr eye«. S. S. S. it the ot>1r purely vqgrtable blood purifier known, and we offer f t.ono reach around the world, ami leave a • skeg patiently persistently, will cur* any for proof that tt contain« anr mineral ingre?hent whatrN-cr. The general health One of the br»t conducted natal remnant that would stretch from Ixm form of constipation, no matter how old or Nome itwo linaglnr tlier* la u<> a< improve* aa tha Specific purge* the avatrm of impuntir*. and aa new. rich blood schools In tbe world la that at which h w r,ftpn other remedlea have fafied They don to Ban Francisco, ladles' Home begin« to fl >w in the vein« the unaightiy wore« and other evidence* of btood poiaua ara absolutely gfisranteed to rur« any rasa, the officers of tbe l'nlted Blates navy couuimg for taste« until tbrjr arc railed Journal. or purchase money will bo cheerfully re disappear ; strength return« and you are forever n<! of thia loathsome diMM. CONSTIPATION : funded. rreetve their training It le thorough upon to foot a drvsntiuikrr*« bill. Our Home Treatment Rook on Contariou« Bloo<l Pniaon tells yon alt at>out the lovers In Roencv. coat !dr ffr bb* a bog flam plea sent frew In every department, stwl the young sympUxn«, different «ta<r*, etc , <4 thia «iiaeaW We will mad you a c py free. All the suitors of a girl's hand In •or tho asking Ws publish no testimonials When l>ualne«a la dull on tbe rail- If von need advice or «pecial directions write our phvaician« : it will coat ymi man who grad nates well up In bla etnea but **n 1 a* *r>,g ,be,r »•rtt under sb- Romeo are aspect*! to 1» generous In ever sold "ffirWWWVl :ut* c»™ H^y «nd try a rothu»« and may basua your cure. TNI SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, GA. Is fltted for almost any station on roatls. the brakeman talk about carry tbeir present a to her These presents ing great qnantltlca of bulk egg«. h*’1 * 1 ^«v or writs us for fres asm piss board a ship The record of one day IN BULK are never return*,!, therefore tbe wily •* ««•>— sv«auss ■■•«•« ca, <*wsaw vs**. there Is the record of all days a strict Tbe attratte nun »et» angry erre;' young lady «lefera aa long as possible observance of ell the rules of diac! AIIMMfA '• **•* (ttr* '* r,r* t'alar*» (Ime he la In the wrong and know a IL g pneltlve selectkvn of tbe happy man esrkZN Di ll/4 DIA will to paid to aay reader of tkia \ Il MM» U plloe and thorough Instruction In every «J>IW HL "AHU port ta ua aay attempt at tabal detail of naval warfare. Wiadutn la often nearer when we When a young man with money tell. '* anmathla« In at S» bcm - m I*’ whafl f The cadrt Is aroused from bls aiuta stoop than when we soar. Ilea, the people j all It "entbutlattu." I Salt Rheum flu Ona "Ixira your artist friend have many com m melons Y • ’ "I imi levs hr had one last year His fatimi in law a»k»d him to latini the barn. ** (HIÑESE OF PEKIN Hood’s Sarsaparilla Wholesale Boots and Shoes ♦ SCHOOLS IMO COLLEGES. CASTOR IA Th« Kind You Havi Always Bought BEST FOR THE BOWELS Mercury **» I t L ? *1¡í dUmmili -vï 'isr.VaT4* • W. I. SMITH I CO., Buffalo, N. Y Í 4