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Humors
They lake [-•••»»•< n <g the body, and
ar* lord« uf Misrule
They «re ülexlel hy pimple* bolls. Us
Itching Ielle* »alt rteum. and other o*.
lanaous sruptioo« by Iwlina«
w«skn«»s.
lanauo*. aererai frbllily and »hat teX
Tley «aus« store «uttering than anything
N*slth. atrengtb Faac« and Fleasur*
raqulrw Uwlr *lp«ilalon. and this I» post
ll»*ly affé. <*»1 scrordlng lo INxiaon la u<
grateful leaiiiu sviala, b,
Juryman—Yes we Ur--ught in a
verdict of death from natural cause«
Ke|. irter—But an iron l*-»m fell on
him from the fourth floor'
Juryman—Of course
Wasn't that
natural? You wouldn't etpevl it to
tall up on the eighth 8<»»r, would
you? That'a where be ought to have
been at work instead of down in ths
bwaenicat
M i»s Hi id* > on—U hat is jrour idea
WLkb rw«lU«Hy at»<1 ¡>«rm*nrntly drive« of A he ideal lover*
them uut RFid
up Ibe «I m 4* Bf BUtn
Miss Yellow leaf—The one who mar-
rien.
\<<s, «I Ipn»|
Ttoo T»w»l rrwte’ow».
“Have you heard a robin yet*”
Ta a thouchtfwl mtn4. tn* tru»t ptublom
"Nd, but I'vt seen a woman with to
•wrT«*u* iitiport. H ftiuvl fw» Armip
her head tied up in a towel testing a «rappievi Wllh. t"f I» < rwwf«o upt»4» XM»Wtjr
twfs»rw
»mi
awarw af ûa
iw
carpet in ttie back yard "
tfii» r*»p*« t nitirh r*»*n«b«i*iM <ha rarnwia
di»or«l»r« «hirh atta« k tha »U»marh. au^h
as -iOnattf«ai>o<i. »•»«!!<*"•»Ion.«I*•p*i«aia. I m I
liT#r a toi kldnaj’ trouble* ll<*a
tesali** ho.».o-Qu oii»« Ts» «i. rur» a eeld la
«MWnr* Monta» h Hitiata »•
«•»*• tFhabla
Macar*. Ms F»! Tries S» cas.»
rwrnealv f«»r ail »u« h a»i»»’r <• H* aura U>
ftva
h a triai
(••»ltd le Xaww
Ftrth ot tiw FaU*
Papa—Oh. no! Waabiugton never
told a lie
Thw eijitdhioBk ar** tryiog to
.Johnny—Who attended to that part locale llx» MMith
and ail arr
of his strategy for linn, pa*
aller the or»e at the <*tlier mk ! of Ch*
world
Thia rnrana mn* h*w farrw
on thr a ton’ |*Ulf<>rni n<it }?ar.
"What do think of this ide« Ilia!
Mars is »ending signals’" a»k«i Mr
Heer h wood
"There’s nothing on earth in h ’
replied Mr Hom»-vm-»l, emphatically
M-abers will (Ind Mrs Winslow's 8o»ib
p lb* best rvme«ly t«< ux for lb« <r
dunog lbs lerlhiug p«rtod.
jrrr
K« v »I»I i < hi of Watch Whssls
The main wheel of a watch make«
! 480 (évoluions iti a v.ir, I he second
or center wheel, H. 780. the third
wheel, 70 tifiti, the fourth wheal, 52-1.-
800, stxl the fifth or scape wheel
4.731. MM).
«Í Olot (mónita F«r C otorrh That
< *»««•!« Wnrtury,
As me*«»** « «Ui
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trm vb*n*ni*i ng <i ib,«--<gh lb* mu<au**ur
lac*« e<i«h sfilr.** should i»e«rr b* «el »,
e*i-i on p***rrl|.<««m, from rvi-uiabla phial
«I*»,. •* lb* -lamas* <•>*» will d« »U« laid u.
th* g-«*! «ou ran poMllJy dori** (rom Ch*in
Nele« < «-«rita < ur* laanuleriurvd b, r 1
l b*««*, Alo. Twl*4.> <» cv.nlaln« so m**cury
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lb* b- sol Sn-l murou* ,11*1«*?*« of U»o *r*l*tr,
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lb* «»nul»« Il I, isben lm«rnsily eml ms.1«
lnT'4«.|.> Ohio, by P. 1 <»*»», A <« T**u-
s>or>tal, Ir**
Sold by I-, uggia,«, prlw The per bolli«.
Hall s fanlly yui« era the teM
Dews ia th« SlegM S«ll.
Visitor—Do you ever have
any
»moke consumer» in Pittsburg’
Pittsburger— Y es.
each
resident
coin -ruc« Ins own shan-
T»-* sir»»'“'* *• *• ***rr b*u <-t in* x*»«i«e
l-axativc Bromo-Quininc
u.* send,
-< mr*w a
m M iw
«■• «•»
Sprin» Shad««
"Nature is |Minting the world with
g< ,.-n >• . . «1»
green
ret srL-'l
Mrs 11» lleliehl. as »lie sat on her |«>rvh
and watched the rain falling on the
grass and young leaved tree».
"A nd using watercolor»,' added Mr.
Bellefleld.
Matti* Kat* • < *»r*?el.
f*u lh* »tenrftl Munkln« moth*?« tnak*
the r tr> * tn
' v ¡ ’t«' *r • I h • «• B-vl» i t.r
rvGlv *afv ¡«lAlitB fur MkbicB A
dt -C( *f« b» ,
Be. Be
BOY'S
FATHER
WOULD
PART WITH MOLLY.
THE UPS AND DOWNS IN THE
LIFE OF A CLERK.
% Tait* m F N ii F b H«»« «**4 Mi«*ry Witfe •
Waeey Mas lag V »• W -• 1« »..«.ad
<|| Very t»«rk F«»« * While.
A clerk's life, onllnarily, is a very
humdrum one with but very little
Hut
i variety to the dally routine
Mr. Fred B Morton of No HO Vesper
•tn-et. Portland Me
had an espert-
ence recently which has made bis life
now a very happy one-
In telling a
rep-rtcr of what be went through he
•aid :
"I ha*l been suffering with stomach
trouble L-r al«mt two year»
Every
day about ten o chs k in the morning
and tlm
k in tlx- afternoon I
lax-ante faint «nd frit so lm«l that if I
<lnl not »it d.-wn I WVUM Ml
That
M-lisatloli usuall) . lasted (or alw«til an
hour and when noon <»tne 1 had no
ap|rtite fur lunch
«»
“I saw Dr William»' Pink Pilla lor
I'a le Peopl* advertised in the daily
papers al«>ut a year ago and decided
to try tlx-m
I 1 fell relief from
------ tbe
first l»>x and after I had taken six
I do not
I hixcs my disease was cured
take them now but always keep them
in Ihe house
1 have told my friends
what these pills have done for me and
should I know of any one's l»-ing sick
a* I wa* I should recommend Dr,
Williams' Pink Pillafor Pale People."
Mr Morton'« statement «»• pub­
lished in tlx- I'ortland F’xpmsa after
be had sworn to it before Marshall H,
¡’urrington, a notary public
The most effective remedy in the
world in coo-« of this kind is 1 *r Wi|.
liarii»' Pink Pills for I’ah- People.
They act directly on the blood and
<,<-,<.
II . !< < L•— t f,< tn «ir,\ «Liable
not only for stomach trouble but also
for such <lio-a««-s aa locomotor ataxia,
partial paralysis. Ht. Vitus' dance,
sciatica,
neuralgia,
rheumatism,
nervous headaclie, the after effect»
of the grip palpitation of the heart.
|M|r and sallow complexions and all
forms of weakness either in male or
female.
I>r
Williams
Pink Pills
for Pale People are sold by all deal- j
era, or will l<- sent ¡«i»t|«aid on receipt ;
<d price, fifty cents a box, or six loxes >
for two dollars and fifty cents (they >
are never sold in bulk or by the hun­
dred) by addressing Dr. Williams
M'«lieiiit- Co , S hcnectady, N Y.
Mslio» Io* Ohatrcl»»
f *r*tv*u«k«*
The academy of science at Vienna i
has resolved to establish a novel ata-!
tion for the observation of earth­
quakes. in a silver mine 1<M> meters i
telow the surface.
Prop««* Am»»» I lena» fc«po«l
An industrial school for Negro*-« I»
promis««! in Florida, thus putting
that »tale on a par with other of the
»<> illi< rn states in the education of the
colored people.
sit* TlXlsa
'•* < bill Teelc.
“No. air! Molly al*'« 'J*»t one o' the
cova.' Nte » our friend, la Molly, aa'
I've reason to ssy It. I tiave.
•Tel! you. sir? Why a' course. If ye
ears to bear tVbva Molly was a bit of
a --alf. hardly a year old. my little Jim
was X aa' afraid o' nothing, big or lit­
tle TixMItn' after me all day long, he'd
go about the houoe a*' our little bit of a
garvtea an' th» pastor* behind, an* never
tlrtng of It; aa' when I mowsl or raked
tbe grass or hoed the garden he was
si wua a-helpin' Hut above *11 be loved
to tie befit up to see Molly’ or to 'pet
Molly.'
"I us«*! to bold ter aoft no*e down
for him when be kissed her *g<x>d
nlgbt.' an* tbe firs* thing In tha morn
la', tefurv be was downstair*, when I'd
let tbe rows out to the paatur*. bla curly
head was half out o' the winder an' be
Sgollla', ’Good morula'. Molly.*
"lie was hsrdlj 5 year* oM ~t»a, be
wasn't 3 when be uae-l to try an* m’lk
b«*r, an' the cr»lur'd stand as gentle an*
still as If she knew the little feller d te
easy hurt, «'.th her head turn ci! haff
sideways a seemin' to say, "AH right,
young 'un. as long as It smuare you!* I
had to finish tbe milkin'. Ihe little
hands got so tired, yet te hated to gba
In
You wouldn't '•' believe It. sir. to
•re tbe spunky way that little chap o’
3 years would stick to It—«-milkin' that
ros I
■'Daytime* when she was In the pas
tur*. be was alwus a runnln' down to
the gate to ask her how she was gvtttn’
ou to day. or <1ld she th nk H was g<*ln'
to rain? an* things like that makln* a
rvg'lar playmate out o* her; 'cause tie
was tvur only child an* I s'poae Some
times lie was lonely like. Au' to s*-e
blni take out a drink o' water to Molly
Io bls liitte tin dipper! I used to moat
bust a laughin' to »•«• ber big red
tongue a lappfn' out the few drops he'd
gcti'ly have left, aa If It was Just slat
• be wanted!
"WelL Jim was only (J year old when
hr was took sick. «mid «-tit. I .old knows
what It was! We don’t, an* the doctor
never did. 'though alwus a lookin’ wise
an' a-sayln' he'd tie out 'roun' In a few
days. But Jim. lyin' there burnln' with
fever, would hear the low 'Mooxio!' an'
bls eyrs would open an' look bright a«
he’d smile an' say. ‘G< hm ! night, Molly!
I’ll see you In the morning'.'
"But that Molly! The fir»! night he
was sick she krp' lookin' 'roun* wbeu I
was a-mllkln* ber. as If to s««v where he
was yea. she did. air!- an* was that
onrasy I could scarce milk her at all.
Then tlie nex’ night she was nervous
an* shivery an' gave hardly any milk;
an' her lowin' was awful
frequent
through ttie day. but at night, when
she was In the tern. It was terrible! an'
so sad It would make you 'creepy’ to
hear her; an' the milk scar er every
lay til! the cretur' »as right si.-k, too
' Well, therv <-ame one night
ur
nlgbt when there was nothin' to do for
tny little Jim but to stand bea'de him.
when we didn't need no doctor to te’l
us our Itttle lad wotikl never te out
roun' agnlu, an' tn the <|nlet o* the mid
die o' tbe nlgbt the tickin' of tha clock
an' his mother's sobbln' sounded fear
ful loud. His little baud lay In mine,
so cold and still now. when It had teen
so rea'leaa an' hot for more'u a week.
NuiMenly It moved a little, as tn the
stillness outside we heard
Molly's
'Moooo!*-Juel like a cAll to t!.e b >y.
right under his winder
"I'd fofipit to milk her or go for her.
an' somehow or other she'd got out o'
tha pastur' herself. 'Moo-oo!' she called
again, so pitiful an’ humanlike tbe tears
come tn to my eye», though they had
teen hot an’ dry all night. Tln-u what t
sbe called the thlrvl time It avemed to
reach even to little Jim. Too acak to
open his eye*, he said. Just wl<!-j>- rin
"Good utght. Molly! In tbe m rum'!’
ur«. Me fs* So*
"Hand as It was to leave him then, I
laid his little hand down an* went out
to Molly
Mistress—1 wouldn't hold the Istby
•• •Die!' Sot a bit of It. sir' That's
so near the tiger's cage, Nora.
him, that little chap a cornin' thro' tbe
l><» You Kcep Horscs,
Nora (the nurse)—There’s no risk, gate; an' that's Molly a fol'erln' him
Or calile, shnrp or pig»?
Il so you mum th* tiger is s “man eater,* and A meracle.' the doctor says
I don't
• sul g«««l lene«».
Ns nd for ftee l«M>k th* child ia a gur ml.
know. I ain't up on merac!es, but
and picturv» telling about thè l»-»t
'onie here. Jim' That'» righi; take off
paiou
and i-he»|» »t friices on iarth.
Port­
your cap to the gentleman an* shake
tan»
land Am hor Fence l'o , 742 Nicolai
Now gw long an’ put Molly in.
I. Y.. lands
Street, Portland, Oregon.
He's a dandy. sir. my Jim!
"What! 'Kell Molly?* Nel I her. it!
Htr Lack.
Lalsr.
No, sir' No. air' Not for a I her weight
Again the two illustrious men met.
The Illinois woman who called her in solid gold'd I sell my little Jim's
''McMweciicy,” raid the governor huabwtid a jackass and then got mad friend." The Housewife.
of North Carolina to the governor of because he called her his brttrr halt
ILuith Carolina, with deep solemnity, does not seem to know such a thing THE LUXURY-LOVING HOOLEY.
"have you joined the Buflaloce?“
aa justice.
Mln«* HI, ll«»bruplry II* Has He*n
1.1*1»« Ksiravagaatls.
It la now three years slues the fall I
ure of E T. lion ley. whose estate has
yielded eo far only flo ernta In the
pound to bls creditor*
Scrofula 4» an unwe!< otne legacy, but one which
In view of tbe magnlficcn<-e with '
the children cd blood poisooe«! parentage must
which this splendid tenkrupt contlnu*-»
accept, with all its humiliating consequem es
It i,
meanwhile to enjoy life. Inqulrte* b*ve
an inheritance that tnaksa nne pnorvr, that brings
liven made as to tbe future prospects
wretchednew and diaeaae inslsod of health and
the estate offer*.
riche«, for th« child who«e «nmtral bln>«l is tainte«I
George llardy, • memtier of the
with ftcrofula or ths l.utbaotne virus of L'cntagious
Blood Poison te unfitted for ths srdrnms duties of
tenkruptcy committee appointed by
life so ioog as any of th« transmitted poison remains
the creditor» to act under tbe super ■
in Its reiss. Scrofula sar.;.'nta itself la various f .rm»; awolteu glands «bout the
vision of tbe board of trade, when quea
neck and throat, catarrh of the h«od. weak eyes, hip lone disease white swelling
Honed as to tbe outlook for creditors,
and offensive ».nrs am! a I «-eases are familiar symptoom, attended usually with
teea of strength, poor digestion sad pale or hlcindteaa «unplesion. Ths akin te express*»! the belief that tbe estate
would yield »Bother 2 slillllngs in ths
oxnetimes r ost dreadfully affected, eruptions breaking out on all parts of the body.
Scrofula destroy* bone, tiaau« and flesh , no part uf the human system ewsj-es its pound In tbe course of a few months
withering, («numbing touch.
and was excevdingly pmlmlstlc as to
Whsa nin«t««n year« old, and about on« year
Parents who*« blood ia poie-
anything beyond that, says the Lohdo*
after th« birth of »r *r«t child, th« aland« on
<mel
by
their
own
misdeeds,
th« left «Id« of my a»s«h began te sw«U. Four of
Mall.
or who themselves may te
th* place« w«re laaoed and boaame open run sing
"Mr. Ilooloy I-ears bla creditor*' tu.s
eeree. rlelng« can« under my left arm, and tbs
suffering for the aina of some
dleeharge wee simply awful. TlAe dootors eeid I
fortunes bravely, does he not?"
remote anceator, must re­
had the worst case of Scrofula they had ever
"In what way?”
store their own blood to Its
see» I tooh iodlds of potassium, but this nor
normal purity and strength,
"He attll Ilves at tbe rate of a few
the ether drugs gtvea far this disease brought
or they cannot expect
relief. When th* physicians advised ».» to have
thousands ■ year?”
healthy, robust children,
the glands removed, I de* I dad to try II. *. *. A
More tlian a few thousand*" r*
tew bettloo cured mo «ompletoly ; no signa of ft. ft. S cure« Scrofula, like
piled Mr. llardy. “lie has. bealdee
tha terrible dices«« »re left
other diseeeea «4 a deep-
MM. aiORABD WA**OW,
his suits of rooms at Walalngham
•eated, constitutional charac­
Qoldaa Corners, Ohio.
House, his two country seats p*p
ter. by restoring life and
•aritv to the prof wmdly potecned blood, and the rich, strong blood that is carried
worth llall ami Risley llall
Why. he
to the swollen and <li«aaaed glands ateerha and deetrovs the tuberculous «lepoaita, pays In wages to hia servants, male and
amd the pandu’, diaAguring »><**» and other mdew««e of Scrofula disappear
female, and tils gardeners, groom* an l
8. A. ft should te begun Immediately upon the appearance of the first srmp-
th* real, more tbar. F>>,<»»i yearly. Hi*
toms, or where there is a known prel»t»«itl<« to ftcn>fula. Our me.Iical <lej«rt-
weekly wages bill, apart from those be
mrrt will be found of great help to those who are stragghag with thia wasting
pays monthly or quarterly, la between
disease of heredity or say other blond trouble, and we invite you to write ua.
Should you or aav member of your family need advice, our physicians will rheor»
*»»> and *«V>0 He keeps many horses
hilly give tbe is home t loo you desire, for which we nahs no charge
Booh
and every »«rt nt vehicle from a <!og
cart tu a ato-otlng coach; be baa about
Ttie 5WIFT 5PBC1PK COMPANY, ATLANTA. OA.
Ns Rot.
Scrofula
; /
not
tt«r I4ta
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
( l«srlv Trvw.
LITTLE JIM'S FRIEND
M*. A
a *eor« of gardeners at
rapworth
•Ion«, be Is constantly adding to bla
aetata there by buying up adjoining
farms, and rwceatfy be tw'ugbt SlO.OtV
worth of additional agricultural ma
rhlnery for hia opera!loos there
Ills
wine cellars contain one of the moot
extraordinary collections ever got to­
gether. and you may say on my esti­
mate, as a member of the committee,
that this princely bankrupt ia not liv­
ing at the rat« of less than !?*><•«»
yearly "
it haven't you and your follow
committeemen say means of diverting
•omo of this Incom« toward the cred
Itora?”
“None at all Mr Hooley obtains hia
Ixcnm* by the Enanctal operat!«>i»a tie
conducts from Walslngham House
wher» be •««• clients dally
Hut be
doesn't deal on hia owa behalf He la
th« agent of hia wife
I have long
contented that we.
the commit!.«
should be able to roatn»l tbe bankrupt’s
earnings
W« ought to he ablo to so
euro for the creditors th« remainder
of that Income after allowing the bank
rupt a good maintenance «ay
a year."
“And do your powers enable you to
do aaythlng In that direction*"
"No. but I have been! from a very
retlahle quarter that as an» result of
thia H.xvley bu«lnraa legislation will be
prop«MM«l with th» object of render nx
aueb crying scandals lmp<>»albte In the
future."
QUEEN ALEXANDRA S AUTO.
Masai lad* Tabs« <lrw»t Flaaaara In
l-rivln« th* Mathl»».
Queen Alexandra has become p»>s«oa»
rd of a vlctorlctts. will« b she has learn
e»! to drtv« herself .Heated for two. Its
framework 1« articulated, ao that it
adapts Itself to any unevruncaa of road
without atro»» or strain. The single
motor la of 4 horse power, of four p»ls
Tc Mother* of
Large Families
A Vsts B«ps.
Flushing—Didn't you join snot her
Don't Worry elub last waek, Harriet*
Mrs
Flush!f — Yea, I h-q>r you
<L-n't < l-j«ct to Ay belonging to two
Iten'i Worry elub*, Henry.
la this workaday world few wo«na«
Flushing i abjectly >—Oh, no, liar
are so planed that physical eserllot
IS “*’t c*-n*l»nUy «lemán.tod of them It rite; but I had hoped that they would
Uwir daily life
keep you from worrying ma aonie-
We make a special appeal to mother* what!
of large (»mille» whos« work Is <ve*ei
do«»«, »nd many of whom «u*»r. am'
Char sut s< Ksv
auffer for Im k of intelligent aid
To women young or old. rich ot
“Lucy, where’s that other tall l*au
|»«>r. we riUsil sa Invitati««» to a-ire pl you n»d to have?”
<»h. w
do not !•<
"l^ws. Mias Nancy, I don» went
Iwk on dat man, h« didn't have no
taste at all.
I>at man wore stiver
shirt studs when he had a go I' Iront
tad."
Fsatrfy ***«av«nw»4.
’Am a part orphan now?" *»kr«l
the chick of the hen
“What do you mean?” inquired
Ihe ben.
"Th« incubator was burned last
night," ans«ere«l the chw k
PIMPLES
“Wy set*« bad plmploa on hoe *»«*. imt
•a* lu be*« «*««« CA-O cut TN sad IM*
lo* sU l<*ai»p*ar*4 I h*d be»» «roub.W
VII* Waaui*» -< ?o* S'-«* l •• bul «rvsr las
lag ui* Sr*« I'awsr*» I b»»* Sad •« ireubla
Vite ISIS al v*nl. W* rsanoi »-»a, io* klgk-
I* «* <'aw»*«la "
raiaSis si*
»>«» <»«*«aalava Avs >*bils4siyhia fa
CANDY
UwccvuU
M
cathartic
r«AOC « aa - bh
Her*«*» «I Ws*.
Hut what," ask'«I one of the mys I
titlc«| listeners, "couhl the g’ Id stand
• rd have to do with tbe capture of
A Ch«**«
Agumaldo*"
"W
hat
is
it
this
morning*“ asked
"IhMi't you see, " said th«- eicitcd
"Ham and eggs,
talker, "that Fuuston aaa after the the new wait rea».
»•n't it?”
yellow boy»*“
"Not exactly," said the boardmg
hotise mistreas, "and I want you to
Bound le B* H«*rd.
work this well.
Y'ou must I* careful
Jester—I undemtatxl our past< lor i»
Io say to each boarder, ‘Ham or
going to preach through a megaphone
eggs?'"
hereafter.
Jtmson—Why ia that’
Jeater—Why, the a)<<cping mem
hers of the congregation snore so
loudly that the others can't hear.
-V yv
rwtK WAA MkT 0M •
Ths 1st Family.
your lives 1« «acrlflced when a word of
advlcv st the first approseh of weak
oe«« may fill your future years with
healthy joy
Address a tetter to Mr*
Pinkham's lAbnratory. Lynn Mass
an l you will nnt te disappointed
" 'Vhen 1 began to t*L» f.ydia K
Pinkham's Vegetable Compmind I war
not able to do my housework
I suf
ferr«l terribly al time of menstruation
Nevers) doctafi* t«<,ld me they could «1«
ootlnng forme Thanks b> the Pink
The Le« faimly, which, until th*
ham advice and n»o>1lciM I am now
well, an l can do the work for right Is civil wet, hail always l<ern represent
the family.
rd in the army, was until the N|«xni»h
•‘I would rwsnmmend Lydia E Pink
war without a single tnemter tn the
hams Vegetable I'otupotind to all regular service.
Now there are two
inothor» with large families '
Maa
I.«» in the srmy sm! th» third will
CaiuxiB Bauavii.i«. Ludington. Mu b
also probably soon wesr his shoulder
straps.
Mad* s Mlitsk«.
Th* n«,< rr**«.r1pl'a» tor Malaria
Patient—Doctor, would you mind alila and V*v*r las belli* ot dnny. Tutelo*«
ili Tenir. Il I, slmptr Iroa and quima* la
•topping at the drug store and pay k lesto;*** torni Mo • ur* Ma l'«r Prie» Mt
mg for this prescription.
I’m ^short
Ttw Automobil«.
of change
IN THE BEGINNING
SLICKER
t
v,
I? IMt ?Ni> ’fA»C MAH
J ^1
* «hu ’• u
•» *M
BEST OILED CLOTHING.
OW !UUt XV««V »«<•* •*»'•! o* Wl 1 At IO»*»
cATALCHues roet
jnOWKte ruiL Liiwe ur «.suttruTJ »»«OcAt A
Doctor (horridly v.riting another
"Will the automobile Ixcomo a
A.JTOWCßCO BOSTON MASS *'
prescription)-Excuse nte.
I made » permanent fail?"
mistake.
Y'ou don t need any nerve
"Itoubtlul. See how men, outside
I
typo, ami can be worhed to five time« medicine.
of acorchers, even, were lw>nt on rid-
Where do You
normal capacity without auy Injurious
I mg the bicycl« at first, and look at it
effects.
< now. “
to ct nr. a coti» is» own bai
Sell
Your Hides?
rar m
Tbe batteries sre fitted In the rear
Tax* tesati** Storno Q q I wo * Tablai» AU
* • «¡« ay • pay lb* lilfl>< •» Prie»
Irugftst*
rrlu-.d
th*
»V
*»*
n
II
Isos
to
ears
portion of the carrlsge, snl contsln
Jo*h't futura
X. w. Uro*«'* *i<»»mr* I* an *<wti bos XVc
•tinieleut energy for thirty five or forty
Ohus, L. Maa tick A Co*
"I gueas may Iw Ji«h i» goin’ to I.-
miles on one charge, The car 1» elec .
Th« Sawctr « th« Thia».
a great tinancier, an' git money by 16 Front St . cor Oak. Portland. Or.
trlcally lit »ml fitted with Japanned
“Mustaclie cup«?" aaid Ihe clerk in hia brains," remarked Farmer Corn-
lamps, relieved with silver plate tit !
tho chmawarc department.
"Ye«, toasol.
I* best Ilm« to sors Cats»*».
tings; the wheels are of bicycle type. '
"Does he take such an interest in
»*.»».-> . ’ s a !
»ir
H« rv » « pretty design.
Cup
nti<! fitted with 3 Inch pneumatic tire«'
Ottr r»m* lr I« cub ? »nt««*d. |i
commereial affairs*"
and »aucer, one forty-uine. "
Speed of car 1» from »lx miles to four
"No; but he's got to get a livin’
"Hut," suul Mr
r
Porque Paoqu*.
■ ■■•■!i tulle« per h ur '
"timt ain’t the muccr r that goes with somehow, an’ he jest won't work "
The Queen her»elf has liecome an ex­
it."
pert driver, and derive» great pleasure
"O. yes. “
from thl» pleasing little vehicle. whl< h
"Not niuch it ain’t
There ain't
1» now quite familiar In the neighbor
no mustache guard on it."
hood of Saudringham.
trixx • ai.xctiitc sum» < ixsuuc.
SUMMER
W. H. SMITH 1 CO.,“ Buffalo’, I V.
OLD GENTLEMAN S MISTAKE.
It* !nt*n*l*t to 1» Kind but Was Mio*
under >t<vod.
lie 's a fine old gentleman, every one
who takes dally trips on the
'»treat
car line will »ay nii. lie 1» kindly con
»(derate of tile rights of III» fellow pas
•engers. and. though lie usually ocru-
pies the end »eat, It I* not I m - au»e he
lu»l*t« upon hating hut because his fel
low |>t«-M-iiger« insist that tie »hall tine
It.
Illa polltene*» is of the old old
actiool, anil his deference- to the la lie»
1» tiesutlful to behold, »ay« the- lud an
spoils New«. He lia« been x-m time
ami ags’n when the <oudnetor was
•low or retn I«» In bl» attention to worn
eti with liable* anti washerwomen with
baskets to a««l»t In inking them, with
their Incumbrances. --IT and on tbe car.
In view <>f these thing«, tlie bippenlng
of yesterday was pathetic.
A youug won, in. Indeed an extremely
handoiue and well dressed young worn
an. was »sited before him
The o'd
gentleman wlio«e eyesight Is no longer
of the clearest noticed a bug in the knot
of hair buoc'lied above the white neck
of tbe fair young woman a »bin ng.
green bug. nearly as large as one's
thumb nail, lie leaned forward to j<er
form an act of kindness, he would
brush the Insect away
lie brushed
The bug. to Ills view, but took a firmer
clasp on its lodging place.
The old griith-man made a second at­
tempt With thumb and Unger be seised
the Inses-t and pulled vigorously. Tbe
young woman turned at this; tire was
In her radiant eyes, anger tn her voice.
Mhe utters«! but one word —
"ft l-r!"
It was enough
Tbe old gentleman
was parlyxed.
lie attempted to ex­
plain. but Ills tongue refused to make
an articulate sound. Covered with con
fusion be touched the electric button
and allghtisl at the next crossing.
A few of the passengers sm led; one
or two even laughed
Ttie bug was a
Brasilian Iwvtle attach'd to a long pm
In the young woman's hair.
Nialmt the < ase Plainly.
Here 1» a letter from W t> Towns
end, a farmer living on the Manta Fs
near Marcellue. Kan., w bich brought
Immediate settlement ateu received by
tbe claims department of that rail­
road
-Dear Sir I bare only one wife and
five children no mother In law. lutsl
Monday night, about two and one half
miles east of Msrcellne. tbe cars bit
M|w>t on tier caboose end. We found
her Tuesday morning. April Id. she
was as dea<! as a dirty doormat. Mbe
left a sou to low for her. Spot was
a common layearold Muaale Fork
cow. worth *2& Mbe was a fair milk
er. of a kind disposition. During the
seven year» we owned her abe never
bit any of tbe children
I’leaae aend
me fJS that I may get a cow. so we can
have milk for that calf and children,
and oblige."
tt< Stopped Mu P«p«r
"Sir!” exclaim««! tbe oldest ciiixen
as he walked into the luisuo-a« office
of the daily paper, "1 see in your
sheet of today, sir, an article to which
I take exceptions, and I want my
ptqcr St*q>|>ed. sir! Am! when Janie«
F. Anderson xsys stop, sir, he means
stop, sir"’
"Phil," wearily murmured the cir­
culation manager, "go out ami tell
Boh t’ stop th' pre«» an' lock up, o’l
man Anderson baa quit u»"'
FARM MACHINERY ANO SUPPLIES.
FREE TO FARMERS Milwaukee Binders
LEAD
ui
L»tohk>nn Rod
Oonoavo Drive Whod
Liyht Draft
Our 1901 Vehicle Book
Our 1901 Implement Catalogue
JUST ISSUED.
Sot ( old Blooded.
Gothamite—I supiMisc you
may
“«•n-1 fn«r asm» anJ f* O »4.1 re«« ani ara
think we New Yorkers »re rather «ili mail on# or bot I», a« deal rod. If* of ail
wvere on your Huston girls when tr charge.
•|a-ak of their cold blo<Miedtie»s'
Hubl'tir—Not at all, so many of
your fellows have been froxen out by
them you know.
KlHTLAMD, ul
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co
J. A. FREEMAN, Gen’l Agt.
HOOt. «Maree«*..
Oe«.
lomplrtc Stock ot W «tri A U ood Extra*.
Didn't l.ilw It.
"Wtiat dot» the teacher say when
you don't know your leaaons’" asked
Willie’s father.
"Nlie says 1 must le a chip oft the
old bliiekbcad,’’ replied AVillie,
then something hapiw-ned.
GEISLER PATENTS
COMPANY.
Chamber of Commerce,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
RdNTur«« reim?« fot In» "Htíeae
munirle* Alt»
mat
bata and dafemt« jm U* ni tnvrn
Ihm«
\<» l«i<er term* «»e faaiHllat
«han «a «>ftar »MainaM«! m»
• har*
l’«Tmalti »>t mif i«r«
majr tw* «teirr?r«t llll gelant la
allowed W rila tor pantpnlai
Equal te ths 0<canon.
Liveried Menial— Me Lud, the
riage waits without.
Ilia Ixwdahip
Without what*
“Without horse«, me Lud, 'tie an
automobile. ”
Social Trauung.
Mi«» Gotrichkw irk-— I’leaae,
this a training school?
Principal—It is.
“ricuse, Nir, 1 wish to learn
eat olives "
Kir, nt
The Wonder of the Ige
• I
high, now bQihllng «I Matt F t Slit it«'»•. < ail*
furnia, will uiak*» U fU»t toy•<*Bb«*<*( Wp
lemlwriHh M V KK Y U> K ihouM ba«» a
c •• I
I
•hip ! a* tn*4« her
«oyac* *e»t4 <«r4er«
lor •CxM’fc with «"harli or mon*y or 1er lo <'al
Aerial Navi<aih>w <’•> . »-ara •»( <*oiumbteu
Hart king « a , Man Fea»oiMo, < al«
Hotel Flavel
Opwua fur •*•■»>« íitiF n I* I
< ol 1 F Harrav, Man*<*r
r.-fT^far.
III*- liinil 1 mi lliavn Always Huunht Ims Itornr thr »igtin
ture of Clia«. II. I'lctclicr, ntid li.»u b«-*-n nm<lc under Ills
l>«-r<Miiiai Hii|><-rvi»l*iii f<»r m««r 30 vear*. Allow no <m«v
t«> al>-«-,-lvo you In thia. CoiixitcrTcIta. Iniitatlnn« no.f
•• <lu«t-a«*|r<Mxl ” arr but Experiments. nn<l endanger tlio
beultli of Children—Experience» ngninst Experiment*
What is CASTOR IA
Castoriix 1« u linrmlrsa subutltiitc for Cantor Oil, I’nre-
gorlc. Drop« nod Noothlnif Hyriips.
It is I’lrnsimt. It
contain« neither Opium, Morphine nor oilier Nurrotio
nubstitnce. Ils age Is it« giiMriintee. It destroys Worms
anti allay« Feverishness. It cure« Diurrlnrix und W Ind
Colle. It rclirtea Teething Trouble«, cure* Const (put Ion
and Flatulency. It n»»iniilat<-« thr F* mh I, regulate» thn
NtoniA' Ii mid ilowcls, giving healthy mid msturnl sleep.
The Children’s Ptsmaceiv Th® Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
M m ) beaulltul and p«*teetly *<|uirp...
I m*r r*o»*i
Kvvry ron**nl«nr* and r<
y,e* bus trom hotel |o ■ trf Halbing, i
dancing, bowiln«
A ,pl»n l‘d h<x*1
lovrly *»rT<Hi»«i'n«s ('nd*, n*« msnsyement
Ibis y«sr Per rale* sad r«*«< vallon, a.ldr**«
MOTtL rUitrtL. rtav»l. Oro.
Oe J. I. HHTOHtU..
ait
tie.,
Oro.
Springtime Resolutions
th «“
Keeley Cure
S»r* rall*t tl*m liaaor, «plan a«1 loba«»«
bsbie Wsl ! m parileulsr« u>
I ni «!
Iistltati, —r..-
Z!1V~
JOHN POOLE. 1‘ortland. Oregon.
Maloons In tiMlemala
Ttie Republic of Guatemala baa over
IG.isst saloons and taverna.
During the Bret six moat ha of mar
rled life. • woman thinks go much of
her hualatiwl that »be 1» willing to cook
what be like», and tbla la th* tlm< In
her housekeeping
when .be
doesn't know bow.
it*«| tAiwaring t.b»vii<
Foot W Marr toon ikrwt»
Can giva you
Buggies, I'lows.
Win-<mill« *ed
Machinery. Nee
In Use For Over 30 Years.
a. r. a. a.
the lest bargains in
ten let« and Kngmes,
Pump* an I Gunoral
u* before buying
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