The Santiam news., June 28, 1901, Image 4

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TM 0»»b Way.
Catarrh
la a coosUlallonal dlaraae
It ortgli.ai»» In * n./u>«u rondltkon u<
Itw bfimd ant tefwnd« on that «.mdiUon,
Il often (« um *« be« 4». to and dluln«««.
Impair a th» Uau am« II and bearing. af
h" <« U m »«al organ» disturb« Uw Moms« ti.
Il 1« always rad „ally and permatoMly
eurad by Uw blood purifying, alterative
ami tr-rilr artion of
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Tbla great madlriae baa wr xigbl U m tn »1
• on Urtul cur*» of all diaaaara dapaudin«
on arrdula or Ito «rr/ul.«o habit
Noam a nua an u>» Sax « msmu *
An fllinoit alt- mey argued to the
court, one after another, a seriea <4
vary weak poiula, none of which
«♦nird to th* court to ha»e auyhnerit,
until the court finally said:
"Mr
do you thin k there ia
anything tn these jeinG* "
"Well, judge, perhaps there isn't
much in any one of them alone, hut
I didn't know but your honor would
kind of bunch them.**
Blag Hr ary'» lx fit»
Duke Henry—My dear, why are all
of thtwe royal carriages standing out
tn front of the ¡»alace?
Queen Wilhelmina— I wonder that
la Th««« l>r«am«
you a*k
Th« y are stanaiing there Io
*’Y»w; I declined an offer of K>BOO
prevent
the
wretched
co I leelion
a w«-ek to play tl«e I' riim circuit,”
agency from stopping its «lead wagon
Saul I be Vaudeville H«>ul>rrtte
in front of the door. That's why.
"Huh' I never dream ’em that
• ay, I always accept," commented
Tbs Mow Bteyeto.
the Helt ar r Water Comedian.
toevelo mauufai turvrs sials that ths bl
eyrl» tor «bls year will be prx luail» lbs
Hmi dum H f a« IW<‘. a» *h>|»D»wi'-:Mil
lo tx* itnt»es«aihla
th* NUM 1«
Lai aim •«-■« >-Qat»<n» Tab • «• »urea raid ta <rua **( H«»*i*u*r*« Stomach Hiiiam
It
ana day Ma run. Wo Par Ftlroaicaala
r*pr»*»tiift th* Hmiu al
and il ta im
!► »»lb!« u> mai* a h*n»r r»»*4i«*i«»a 6»? th»
By Iha Wrong Pro««»»
•tomarh, htar. kuln**s arid t»»**»*i Trw i
lot dyapapaU'
!•’. rouMipa'tAD.
The teacher was trying Io explain rtaluKtx ».or mmi r •*<•<• «» *’ and y*»u *U«b*
to the little girl what faith 1«
rotiVtucod. Na»*r lab* a » u I m ¡tut*.
•‘Now, when your father planta his
A T mm for t
flower need« tn the spring, how d-ea
he know they’ll come tip?'*
have made all I hr* arrange menu
’"Cause our r.etghbors ha«
got for ytwir dinirrr,M »aid thr lawyer.
chicken«, ma’am," said the little one. ’’Khali I tec tire it at once**’
"No,” replied the ’•rnaati>»nal art
Send 15 cents in stamps for a sam­ re®a, after »mie reflection. “V>< yet.
ple of copy of Camera Craft and a My prraa agent it on hui vacation ”
large three color picture of" Wawona. "
The lest photographic magarine pub­
lished. 330 Hutter Hl . Han Francuco.
SINKING SPELLS.
Jamri J HUF« tarty Pay»
James J. Hill, the railway magnate, ALARMING SYMPTOMS DESCRIBED
waa al one time a Mississippi river
IS A SUORA STATEMENT
steamboat "runner." and as such was
well known in the early development
Mr« W. T. llarb.ef Beses. N. ». T.tls
of Milwaukee.
He was then a< ■ uni
Why Sb« I« New U.r.«em»w«ll»s a
rd one of the lest "drumm« rx " o! bus
W.llbwewe li.Hs.Sy *•
¡news for river twwts
H.« r»«»«*d».
Sso or xs'i.i o< ibs ns «I »' J > «us« A <
a.luf b,...»««« la <b« I Hr ol T> Me. !<*•«<»
SU« -:..« a-»«-». I ss4 issi ». 1 «rsa si, ;«>
mr-ia«, UM irMiKi t* txjl l »Kai«»» »
and «ssr« « m . ol l •<•*«» Ibsl u«nW tw corei
by lbs um at Hsu.'s < »»•«••> Ct st
FS »bis I • HkfiKT
•wars lo bs'-.ts ms « i l subsrnbr-l i «n«
SyslrmslM
fieweswy
‘‘The idea of your telling me I’m
• itravagant'
protested Mr Chug
water "when I have saved up
in
the last 10 years on one item alone,
by a little self denial!"
"What Item was I hat’" dr ma tided
Mr« Chugwater
"Cutting down nir life insurance
from $5.000 to $1.000. "
TO Ct Bit A ««»IX» IN Otti l>Àt
T»e basante Ri«'»a Quinta» Tablet* All
Ir,«,,«« f.' j-| lt*tr i . i It II Iti» le ruta
B. W, Uye»»-« « snatnr. 1« on «a« b boa 2<
A •arma«.
"You had hetter noi go boating
with aiatr-r,’’ sani Totnmy lo tua sta­
tar’a Icau
■
"
‘"CaiiM- I hearti ber aay alte intend-
rd tu throw i u oit rl- .id »oun ’’
Halli a Srba«l.
«I Ma 1 i*i Sa» Mal»« - owaty, < al, wtlk
IU toaauiot. «tin-.-i»<TM* t«-rt.rt rumai.
r«rv' i
hriMdff • •
t* , - .già IU*ttur11-*t ,
eow»i«.«^a le Voratori*» «nd
r«« ¡v
l •
•A .
• • !!• f • i
In I • Ì .1 a: ha f
• fu • » . , :h» > • f ( uaat Ir« <«
, rrtnrlp«»
A Bhlialhropist
Hhe (haughtily)—l happen lo know
thal you baie ain-ady prò,- -arti lu iwo
other girl» this ycar
He—Yea, drar, bui I «saure you il
«u only out <>f cuni|uuaiun.
SsItCsKiaet
Teaclier—Juhnny,
what do wc
breathe?
Juhnny—Air.
Teacher—That‘a righi. N’ow, Tom-
my. ol what is air cunipoacdT
Tom my—llreath.
Furopsan Manli t oanpanH».
"An Auslrian timi use» 10 ton« of
phiwplioru» a ycar and turns oul tó,-
UUU.0Ull.0U0 tMMI mati-hes
Atiolhcr
match comi-any, an Fingi odi une, tiare
luo.otk) pounda ut aulphur, 700 imo
irei of cnoice white pine tinrt» r, and
L’iO tona uf straw board fui ita buxcs
in thè sanie lime.
Big Filat«» Doubled.
It is declared by Wall street men
that the catates of t'onitnodore Van
derbilt and Jay Gould have about dou-
Med iu the hands of the late owners.
The Vanderbilt projierties were worth
$8o,lMh),(XK) and the Gould inlercata
|70,lMX>,UUU
Indigestion and stomach trouble
have many results that arv not always
readily traii.l to their n-al cause.
Kometimee the kidneys areap|«arvntlv
affect«! but more often an irregulari­
ty id the In art s act .’<,n pridin i » a far
more alarming symptom. The cause
la easily extrtainml and is removed
■ w hen liie stomach trouble is cured.
A case tn )«-int i« that <4 Mrs W T
Clark, of 3lN West Thomas street,
I Rome, N. Y. She ways:
"To Is-gin with, I had gsatritia,
which brought on sinking spells fur
•bout an hour every morning.
I was
very weak and nervous and finally was
compelled to take lo my bed.
My
illnesa l»-gan in the spring of 1897,
and continued for about f--ur months.
For about half tins time I was con­
fined to mv bed.
I suffered greatly
from the stomach trouble and ner-
vunsneea, blit what alarmed me most
was the sin ing feeling at the heart
"1 had read alsiut Dr. Williams’
Pink Pills for I’alc People and when
some uf my friends recommended the
pills very highly. 1 dccnhxi to give
them a trial.
I bought one l*ox and
l*y the time thia was used up the sink­
ing »jwlls had ceasixl.
I felt better
J ut continue,! tak.ng the pill« until 1
had UM-d 12 Isixes
I still keep the
pills in the house for I liclieie that
they arc a splendid medicine.
I
always
recommend Dr. Williams’
Pink Pills to my friends who arv ail­
ing for I know that they will do all
that ia claimed for them."
Higned.
MI!S W T CLARK.
Sirt>serrt«'d and sworn to l. fure me
this 9th day of April, 1900.
lk-nj. H. Drown,
8r«l
Notary Public
No discovery of modern times has
proi cd such a blessing to women as
Dr. Williams'Pink Pills for Pale Peo­
ple.
Acting directly on the blood
and nerves, invigorating the hsly,
regulatng the functions, they restore
the strength and health in the ex
hausted |>aticnt when every effort of
the physician
proves
unavailing
These pills arc sold in boxes al 50
cents a box or six l«>xes for $2 -r4). and
may be had at all druggista, or direct
by mail from Dr. Williams Medicine
Co, Sub« nrs-tady, N. Y
j
GOOD
Short Storie$
i
••»••••sessssessessassssi
Henry I. Clapp, tn a company of
<««■! t«llo»i. om-v aahl of a well known
editor who waa constantly Impreaaing
fwoplo with fits own Importance ~Yes.
be la a self made man. and be wor»ltl|<a
Ma «Teator.**
Tbaikeray. anxloua to enter l*arlla
meet, atood for Oxford, thinking he
might win the seat from l««r«l Mumk.
who theo represent««! It. Mevtlug hia
«{ipouent ta tbs street one day. be
shook baaiia with him. bad a little talk
or«rr the situation, and took leave of
klm with tbs quotation "May the t«est
man win ’’
"I hope not," said lx»rd
Monck. very cordially, with a klm!
little bow.
In a little Western town the otlo-r
day the tn«wt popular cltlaen soundly
wblp(ied a tougb character, and lo via
dlcate the majesty of tbs law the of
fender waa brought up for trial. The
jury were out al<out two minute*
Welk" aald the Judge, "what have the
Jury to aay F* "May It please tbe court,"
r«-*|»Nide«! tbe foreman, "we. tbe Jury,
find that the prlaotier Is not guilty of
bittin' with Intent to kilt, but simply lo
paralyse, and be done It." Tbe verdict
was rrs-elv«-«! with applause and tbe
prlaoner received an ovation.
Heuator Vest of Mlmuuri tells of a
mass meeting om-v w tn-n a certain r«w
olutlou waa dlscuaord for several
hour«. Finally one of the delegates be­
gan a apesx-b wblcb wander«*! all over
«teatluti
Some one luterruptetl bliu
with tbe remark that l>e ought to con
One bla remarks to the resolution.
"Yes." aald Judge I'bllllpa. who waa
prvaldlng. "tbe gentleman must apeak
to tbe rewolutloti."
"I m I ua bate tbe
r<*a««!utloti read." auggeatvd some one
In tbe im-vtlng Judge riillllps stooped
down and whlapare«! to the alsM-nt
iulnde«l ae«retary. "Read the re«olu
tion." Ii» »aid "Il mF’ queried the a«-«-
rotary, waking up, "wliat rvsolutlony
The oue we have t»-en dle«'Uaalng for
several hours." rvpli«*d Judge 1‘hllllpa
1 he resolution was hunt«-«! for high and
low, but coul<! nut be found, on the
secretary's d«*sk there waa a bit of
pa|«er w hich looked aa If It had tH-en
ulbbled by a tu«>us«*. It was all that re­
mained of the resolution. The s I mc M
minded secretary ha«! eaten the rest.
During one of bls vx|»-dltlona In the
1‘hlllpplnca, the late Gen Lawton came
across the trail of a i»atTy uf Filipinos,
which he follow«*«! for several days with
a small txxly of troopa. Ous day he and
Ills staff reacbe«! tbe top of a «null end
Hence and saw a river stretching tie
low them but a abort distance ahead
Turning to one of bla aid«, the General
said. "IJeutenant, ride alien«! and ace
if that river la fordable." The Lleuten
ant put spurs to Ills borae. and a«H>n en
turrd the river. A f«*w feet from shore
the l*uttom sbelve«l Off suddenly anil
tbe home w aa soon floundering In d««ep
water.
The Lieutenant dlnenguged
hluiaelf and sw am to tli< -.1- n- w lil. Ii
the horse also reai-lies! In a abort time
After a brief chase, to th«* amusement
of tbe G««neral and tbe staff, the horst-
waa recaptured, am!, mounting him
tbe IJeutenaut rode back. Illa kliakl1
uniform was soaked am! l»tlragK!e<l
an«! the water sp*.!rte«l from the top«
of hie -nllltary l*o<»ts at every Jump of
his horse. Itldlng up to the General,
lie gravely salut«*d. and aald “I bare
tbe honor to report, air. that the river Is
not furdable.” law ton l«»ked at him
a moment, trying to maintain the dig
nlty of bla position, but the situation
was too ludicrous for him
He burst
Into a hearty laugh In which the staff
joined at the ex|*-tise of the young
lieutenant, who. however, tells tb<-
story on himself.
The Duty
of Mother*.
What suffering frequently reevolla
from a m -Uwr'» igu->r*aoo; or more
frequently from a mother's neglect to
properly inolrvMrt b»r Haug filer I
Tradition says " w-enat, must auf
fer ■' and y««uug w.-nee are an taught
There ta a lltll» truth an«! • great e»a!
of eaaggeratlon lu thia
If a you .g
woman suffer* severely »h» needs treat
SM-ut am! her »<tUrr should »re that
nt«.- gets It-
Many mother« heat tale to take their
daughter* to a pbyaieian tor «»aula»
t «>n but no u. ta»r nee«! head ata l<
write freely about h»r «laughter o<
berwrlf to Mr* Pinkham's laboratory
at Lynn. Mao*, and aecur* from a
woman l‘ie moot offhuent mlvirw with
•ut charge.
Mr* Auguat l’fal«craf, of ftouth
Bvroo. W'ia mother of the ronng lady
«v'b*>«e portrait W* here publish, wrote
In January, lew saying her -laughter
hod »Iiffrrwd for two yrar* with Irreg
nlar menstruation - had bea«iache all
the time, «oil pam in her aide, feet
swelled, and was generally miserable
Hl»» r*e»l««-<l an answer promptly with
advice, «nd under date of March. 1*99.
the m««ther write« agaiu thal I.vdia E
Pinkham« Vegetable t onipotind cured
her «laughter of all pains and Irregu-
iarity
Nothing?n the workl equals Lydia *
Pmkhaiu • great aaediciM tor i f*
la ting
woman's pcculiae monkaly
troubloa.
___ .. -
I >«t«rm hution.
"It'« the only toime on earth,*’aai<l
Mr Dolan, who was struggling with a
balky horse, "that I wisht for an otty-
mobile. ”
"Would yex sell the horse?"
"No, sir.
I'd never give in like
1
that.
I'd hitch the animal up » in
front <4 tbe ma« bine, and then I'd ace
whether he d go or not.'
Take pictures at night at you home
—print them at night—you can do it.
Address Kirk. G«ary A Co., 330 Hut­
ter St., San Francisco, tor in forma­
tion
Largest photo su]>jily house in
the \V«rst.
For C sum .
Yeast—Do the robins come to pick
th«- bread crunilw from your lawn’
Crimson!>a< k—They umh I to, but
they don't any more
"How <lo you account for that?”
"My wife niuk* - her own bread."
Rheumstiam ia due to an exceaa of acid in the
blood. U h« «i thia escapes through the pores <-f ths
akin, aa it oftan doe«, it produces some form of akin
eruption -s««me itching disease like H- rema or
Tetter - -but when these little tube« nr sweat glands
arv auddenly closed by exposure to cold and sudden K
chilling of the body, then the poison« thrown off by
•
the blood,
bloodt finding n->
no outlet, settle in Btembranes,
membranes. «?->••
«?-»•'
-o*
■w~
Btnscles, UMMB and nerves. Theas parts become greatly inflame«!, feveri*h and
hot ; da
dagger-like, maddening pains follow in quick s „ cen«i u, thenn:- les bec ome
extremely tender, the nervas break down and the suflerrr 1« a*« n rvdu, <-d tn a state
of helplea«neM and misery. Thia acid |»’i«O penetrates the fusts an ! seems to
dry out tbs natural oils, an«! tbs legs, arm« and fingers bco/iue so stiff and sore
that every movement ia attended with excruciating pains.
Liniments, plasters, electricity and batha, while their use may give temporary
ea«e. cannot tw called cure*, for the disease returns with every change <4 the weather.
R. S. 8. cures Rheupiati : i | y
“Tíirs» ysars ago I had a s«v«r» attach of working a complete change tn
ia grippo, wbloh loft nso alaoel a physical
the blew«! ; the acids are neutral-
wrsek. To add to any wrolohod condition, a
ired, the circulation pontic«! ami
Severo form of XhsumaUam dsvoluped. I
tried all th« physicians ta onr city, but nono the rich, healthy bun! that ia
of them could da mo aay permanent good. I carrie-l to the irritated, aching
ncod all tha rhsamatto curso I could hear of, muscles and joints, soothes and
but receivod no boMflt. After beginning B. B.
heals them, b S. S. cure« Rheu­
B. I WS» relieved of the palas and have gained
matism even when inherite«! or
ta B»ch and strength and my gonaral health
brought on by the excessive n»e
to bettor lhaa for years. X consider B. B. a.
the grandssl binad medicine la the world, of mercury. Opium, in some
aad heartily recommend It to any one oeeh- form, is the basis of nearly all
•o-called Rheumatic Cures,
lag relief from the tortures of Bbenmatlem.
B. T. UBKOOBY, Union, B. 0."
which deaden the pain but d<»
,
. ..
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t»°< touch the disease and lead
•n ruinous habits. Alkaliea and the potash an«! mineral reme 1 . • so often pre­
scribed, affect the tender lining of the stomach and weaken thedigesti n thus
aciding anol!:er burden to the already weak and impoverished bU««l. 8 8. S e<m.
tains no mineral or dangerous <ltug of any kind, but 1« a simple, vegetable
rvme«!v ami the most perfect blocxi purifier known. Semi for our t*ouk ow Rheu-
matiam and mte our physicians if you wish any iaformati -n or advice. We would
be glad to uail you a book tree ; we charge nothing whatever for medical -
THU SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA.
IFMICAN HOBStS AUt
MANOV.
B»asarbaMo K,«4ure«M<o and
Pswer to Tro,«».
One of tbe very Bret things that strike
tbe wanderer la tbe great expanses of
the sou there bru. sphere Is th» streogtb
xod «uduraucu ef tbe borae. Though
» took al they are tbe aorr eat a«-raga
I ever *et «yea on. yet they appear 1«
so poaaeaaed of a power of getting over
J»e ground that is littla abort of mir*
tcutoua and so aatooisblug la Ito p»c
Uatenca aa to aeetu automa tic. A very
itriking instance came un«i»r my u«>-
flea only a few days after landing la
vapo Tnwn tn ims. I was sitting on»
Saturday afternoon on tba stoop of
Park's Hotel, wblcb occupied the cor-
xer of Addvrley and Strand streets,
• ben a dust <-o«sred boraentaa stopped
ind dlamouaied. Illa bursa was taken
to tbe stables and In tbe cours» of con-
reraatloo in tbs bar I lea rue! thal bo
oaa a member of a legislative «»aembly
for aa up-country district There was
so railway com tn us Ire t ton with tbs in­
terior to lb'*ao days and be bad ridden
o from b's bom» at Coleoberg la less
than six days, baring started tbe pre­
vious Monday.
Now Coleaiierg 1a more than fiOO tulles
from Cape Town and tbe country la
very rough going, much of It being sand
and ether parta very mountalnoua. No
Kngllab bred borae. fed according to
English ni«-tbod* could have accom­
plished each a ride as tbla, more »spe­
cially when wo consider Ibe tempera­
ture of tbe Capo Colony. ! went to
took at the animal on wblcb tbe Journey
ba-I t-een performed and found It to bn
a little roan e.-bimmel barely fourteen
bands and apparently aa fresh a« paint.
Another eery remarkable ride that
came under my notice we» performed
by a Boer who lived a few miles from
Graytowa. lo Natal.
Ills wife was
taken 111 and a particular medicine, not
to be obtained tn (Jraytowo. was Im­
perative. Ho In tbe early hours of tbe
night be started for Marltsbnrg. fifty-
five miles distant, through an extreme­
ly billy country and waa back on bls
farm In sixteen bourn Tbe remark
kblo thing In tbla ride was that tbla
Boer welgbe«! orer seventeen stone.
lo my own experience many Instances
>f tbe wonderful staying powers of Af­
rican borsea have «xvurred. To men­
tion one. In 1*U1. 1 bad been appointed
Honorable secretary of tbe Bret stbletle
•ports held In tbe I mbotl country of
N’ataL They were to be held In Gray
town on boxing day, which fell on a
Monday. All preparations etc., were
roncluded early tn December, when I
-ecelri-d an urgent request to go to tba
Transvaal to look after a friend who
was lying very IU In bls wagon with
xo attendants but a couple of raw kaf-
fire.
I rode as har«l as I could and
found blm among the kopjes of the
Drakensberg, between t.ydenberg and
H'akkeratrom. very bad wttb fever.
wblcb be bad contracted somewhere In
tbe low country to tbe north west I
¡ended blm for some days until ho was
•leirly out of danger and then suddenlv
remembered that I bad to be tn Gray­
town on Monday morning. I waa then
Utting on tbe wagon but drloklug my
Doming roffee at 0 o'clock Saturday
Doming. Graytown was 230 miles
sway, but I was at my post tberv at
10 a. m and In addition took a second
>rlxe both In running and Jumping cotu-
yetllloua -African Life.
n
«»as
Laxative Bromo Quinine
tsmou
Us* r*m*dy UuU rarrn • cold tn oat* day
A'rtadv Intonmd.
Dimppoint«'<l admirer—Yo' kin tell
Dinah dat ef she wants dat chump
Sain Johnson she can hah him
See?
Mutual friend—He done tole her
dat hlsself.
Al«>>ar«her l»lflVrent.
"!t’a all very well l«ef«»rv a girl s mar
rled for her to get a flower In her balr,"
remarked the Ohaerver of Events and
Things, “but It's aa entirely different
matter If after she’s married she gets
her hair lu tbe flour.**—Yonkers 8tat« s
uiau.
X«->.oa(T»e»maa A. T >.o*»lwra
Lucky Ma*
Fx Congreeaman A. T. Goodwyn,
front Alabama writes the following
letter:
Tbe i*«-runa Medicine Co . Columbus,
Ohio:
Gentlemen—"! have now used two
bottle« of Penina, and am a well man
today.
1 could f«*el tho KT»"! effects
of your medicine before I )«a«l uaed it
a week, after suffrring with catarrh
K«-s|wctfully, A
for over a year. ’’
T. Goodwyn.
Catarrh in its various forms ia
rapidly bee«>ming a national curse
An und«*ubt«*d remedy has been dis­
covered l«y Dr Hartman
Thi« rem­
edy has hsen thoroughly *t«-»tc«l dur­
inc the past 40 year»
Prominent
men hare come to know of its virtues
snd are making public utterance« on
the subject
To save the country we
must save the people.
To Sue the
|>e<>ple we must |>rotcvt them
from
discaae
The disease that is at once the
most prevalent and stubborn uf cure
1« catarrh.
Public men of all juirtiv»
recognise in Fenina a national catarrh
remedy of iinr»]uallr«l merit.
If you do not derive promj't and
satisfactory results from the use of
Peruns, write al on«*e to Dr. Hart
man, giving a full statement of jruur
case and he will I«* plr«uw*«l to give
you hia valuable advice gratia.
Address Dr. Hartman, president of
the Hartman Han its ruin, Columbus,
Ohio.
"There's luck fur jrou.”
"How'a that?"
"Why, he’s g«*t the butler ao digni-
liix! thal ho even awes the cook into
aul.-miaaion.“
JOttS IKXÌl.F.. f'vrtlant!, Oregon.
r™>l of Mairlsun Mrvas
Can giro you
Riiggi«*s. Plows,
Windmills an-l
Machinery. Rea
the t«e«t bargains in
Bullers and Engines,
Pump« so I General
ua belora buying.
THE McOORMIOK
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In lb* w«Hd
la th*
poNftAAto.
H ha» no *>juai Ii
ontatH
FARM MACHINERY ANO SUPPLIES.
FREE TO FARMERS
MILWAUKEE BHDIRS AMD MOWERS.
"XH* rim XII «X lull"
Our 1901 Vehicle Book
Our 1901 Implement Catalogue
JUST ISSUED.
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co.,
rúan.» mo , ox
fli«( sod Tayla« St*
J. A. I RI I MSN. General Agent,
<•«> » »•<•« «H.
S-«»»«« I IMI. 111«,
wat.txka •oopxxrn«.«.
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THE AULTMAN & TAYLOR MACHINERY CO.
Hutl4*r« of High Gra*!a
WET WORK-15 YOURS?
Keeley Cure
I rlr«l to |*leas«* Iler.
Mlatresa I'd Just like to kunw what
wit tbe meaning of all that loud and
angry talking duwn stairs last night?
Dum«*atlc That waa Just me an«! me
husband, mum.
"Your tiuabamlJ You told me when
you came that you were not married "
"! wasn't, then. mum. hut yon com
plained about havin' so much love mak
In' In th' kitchen, so I marrl«*«! one of
■em.”-New York Weekly.
Pu,fi «^ Pull.
lie's in tho push, all right
How did he ffrt there*
-Oh, he had a pull.
Mothers will find Mrs Winslow's Rooth
Ing byrup the host rentedy U> u»« tor their
children during the teeth lug period.
Not s Fr«ach Scholar.
"Here, sun, you’ve studied French;
what's this word on tho eatin* list?”
"That's ’fillet’."
"Fillin'
Do they thin' I w»ni
horse meat?"
THRESHERS. CLOVER MULLERS. HORSE POWERS, TRACTION
AND FARM ENGINES AND BOILERS, SAW MIL1-S, ETC.
EDWARD HUGHES, General Agent.
IB2-IH0 Madison St., Portland. O-egon.
Catalogua Mailed Frva.
PRUSSIAN
8TOCK FOOD f 4*
Th* <lr**t C«m4itto*** *»»4 hloklt Palt*«ker.
‘r/SH
Fears a Timtwr Famine.
If It were not for tbe for« gn »uppll«*«
England rv»-elvi-e a timber famine
would have overtaken lite country long
ago, because the home grown supply
has not tieen able to meet a tithe of the
demand for long enough, and that only
of Inferior kinds of timber. If the for
elgu supply of flr alone waa to fall off
sensibly now tbe whole building tra«ie
of the country would come tn a partial
standstill and the wagon companies
would be next to Idle.
to be d«>cid«wily mixed.
Foreman <»! Jury—Yen. your honor.
It's tn acc«ir«lance with the evidence.
Tbit sifnatur* i* on «very bo» of th* g*nuinff
!
Pope's War«lr«»be.
A large staff of women Is employed
►
at the Vatican for the sole purpotu- of
kix-plng tbe I’upe'e wardrobe In |u-rfect
Bfik*®
condition. No s | h >1 or stain uiay dm
OILCD
figure tbe garments worn by tils Holl
CLOTHING-
m-aa. and. as he always appears In
ÖA AAA i* tf LU>*
white, even a few hours’ wear deprives
WILL KllPTOUNT
A Probl«m Solved
the rob«*e of their freshm-ss
It Is «-on
WTMINC CLK WILL
Georg«*—Why do women talk so aldered that no man's hand la dainty
oaxait •*. carwxiet
much?
enough for their care, so In thia one TOSI »0 MASTI TUTU LOO» .O« UM
-J.il
CATALOAUrs Mee
Fanny—Ho the men can't.
They rvajiect women are permitted to serve
show iu« Put i une oe
j aho ha »»
think the leas« r of the two evils the tbe i’outiff. Only tbe most dell« ate
A J taWLB CO lOI’Ofi MAM3)
belter.
materials are used, moire silk being the
summer fabric and a epmlaUj woven Springtime Resolution»
lb. H..I I*r-ssrrlpllaa r»r M.lsrla
ran:« and r»»»» u« i*oiiisot<-ro».'« twi . um flue doth tbe winter one.
t'blll Toole lilsaimplr lion and gufnin» tn
a laaMMs» >»«*. Su < ur». No |»» friea ass
ii<«r
A Hrbrldr* Island fl«r Hale.
It ta anuoumed that the Duk<- of Ar
•un» rnüfff horn
opium at»«l tobnee J
After Sssiag th« Library.
habit . n*n«t for pankular• to
g)ll Intemla to aril Tlrve, tbe most fer­
“Gran'pa, pleas«- «Iraw me a naked
tile Islam! of the Argyh-ehlrv Hebrides htiiy iistiiiti,
boy—'thuut a stitch o' clot bea—not
It la aume twelve miles long and four
even shoes. ’’
By reason of Its tlatm-*s.
a. r. n . o
“Why, Tommy, that wouldn't be miles broad
Tire* Is prettily dr«<-ril»v«l In an auclent
proper.**
"Y«*s, it would, gran'pa; I want U Celtic legem! aa "the klng«k>m whose
put wings on him—an' make him an summits are lower than tbe waves."
Around the <*oast there are »ome forty
angel."
ruined watch towers of unknown his
lory am! set era! "«tamllng
stoues''
The Duke's factor's bou»e waa erect«-»!
In the middle of the elgiileeuth century
on tbe site of the venerable ruin of a
turrt-ted castle txiudon Chronicle.
Rheumailsm
I
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Trying to Hrtek Aim of Smoking
Gayhoy—What'a wrong with this
t*>l*acc<*?
Hiippcra—To tell tho truth, oh!
man, it's adulterate,)
I've <!U-
ct'vrrtxl that nijr wife has l«eeti empty-
log the du.«tj«aii in my tolouxo jar for
the «»aat tew morninga.
pito'« Cure I« th» be»t medicine we ever
uae«l for ail »rti- imn» of the throat soil
lung.
IV ■ O. E bmlky . Vauburvu, I nd ,
Feb. 10, IWJU
Mar* Xfc urk ua I *<• > «4
LOW S ***• **•*• and kkbar
MUh. tHNIS I attaa Q«klk*r <f |l»«ff thu I « hm !
Package. BOc and tl.OO
Nun rw4 <iH<»wma • tvmtkd <' ai » vk 4 l
PattBiAN W mwmdy C o . At I'»«!. Mina
O*MTt MMaa
I hat* be«a iee«1in< ynur Pa» aaiAJI Mroc* Foot» tn mf
thoroughbrr.l earinr It givra tbrta .»n appetite, am! mab*« th« pi<»
--r- *
grow.
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Irt*4
tt on atunl«<1 calvea with Baimfa« tor* rr«nit*
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a. J. IIOItKM, < uaat Ageml. Fronl and Tailor *«•.. FnrtinndL <>rng«»H.
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f materi«!
“ADAMANT with which repairing can ba 4*>n* neatly at»«l to etajr
LAND PLASTER
If you hare »«ver «•*<! It a*n4 *n4 get a trial
let. Il *t.l |>ay you For I a for ma I ton ad<!r*at
TH£ ADAMARfr OO.,
Th« Critic's Wsy.
P«K>1 ol l«th Str»««.
FwWfanaf. Orsran.
Indignant Arti»t—You say it's a
l>ad picture? And pray, what du you
know about pictures?
You never
]N»int«'d anjr.
Critic—My dear fellow, I know a
Dnd egg, though 1 never laid any.
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What Does It Cost?
We have just issued an excellent little Cat­
alogue on Fence subjects. Full Illustrations;
all the newest Fence information.
A postal
card will bring it to you.
The Kind You llav«» Always Bought hit* borne the algnn-
ture off hits. H. Fletcher, anti hue brew mude under bin
per-wmnl nupervialon for over 30 venni. Allow no one
, *7’r”* y°.’L
*DI«. Counterfeits, Imitations and
,'l<*t****ff*'’Ml
«rw but Experiments, un«i eodnogrr tho
hcultli of Children—Fltpertence ugulnst Flxperlmcnt.
, What is CASTORIA
( astorla I« a hit rut I«-«« nubatltute for Ca«tor Oil, Pare­
goric, Drops nud N«rothiiig Nyrttp*.
It in Plcuaunt. It
«•ontalna neither Opinili. Morphine nor other N ureo tin
uuhatnnce. Its <u-e io ita gnanintee. It destroys Wurm»
and nllitju Fcrrriahnena. It cures Diarrhtrn mi »«1 Wind
* •
rrDr»«-s Teething Troubles, cures Conotipotion
nntl F lutulent-V. It u««imllatcs the F«MM|, regulates tho
fitotmi.li and Bowels, giving hrnlthy nod nut urial sleep.
The Children's P uuimcii The Mother's Friend.
Portkind Anchor Fence Co.
74A Nicolai St., Portland, Or
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The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bean tho Signaturo of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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