The Santiam news., May 31, 1901, Image 4

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A Hartad Ma*
Oubof'Tone
Conditions
Jasper—W hy do you consider Bond-
I rocks so rapsvcially lucky?
Jump.qqa-—W hj all hie frietula had
gone t<a«'k on him trefore he had sne
Marked hy failure <4 app*-tlU>, k>sa of cs-vdrd. and he was able to la-gin life
vitality, that lireai feeling, billons w ith a cfoan alate
It la Mid that Henry Guy t'arleton.
'he playwright, who stamuiero very
badly at times. .-MH ao Ung ago stopped
Nat Good win uu tbe street and said to
him: "NaL wlU you g give tue half an
I hour for f gva minutes' .on vers aa
UowF
U b«-u Itlabop Potter the otlu-r day
tried to open tbe d<v»r of a Fifth Avo-
tvue stage lu New York. It was play
fully held . toned by tba Rev Dr. Kd
ward Jml»«*n. live pastor of tbs Ju«ia«ui
Me mortal Baptist t'burvb. who was la
• i«le
"Ab. Jinlw.u. ' eicialim-d tbe
Bishop, when tw <*• what i»r Judeun
was doing "I ba«» dlstrovered that you
are a . lose «-oiumuulou Baptist *
ROYAL Raking Powder is indispen­
sable to the preparation of the finest
cake, hot-breads, rolls and muffins.
Houickeeper« «re tometimt! importuned to
buy ofher powders because they are “ cheap."
Housekeepers should stop and think, if such
powders arc lower priced, are they not inferior?
Is it economy to spoil your digestion to sake
a few pennies?
Alum is used in some tasking pow­
ders and in must ol tbe so called
photi-halr puwders, because It IS
< heap and makes a cheaper powdor,
llui alum laacurrueivr putaon which,
taken in t.«al, acts injurkM-sly upon
the stoma, h. liver and kidaoya.
The " Royal Baker and Pastry
Couk **
«ontaimiqt over Aoo must
|vractiral ami valuable cooking r>
ceipts
free t--evrty i-atn-c
etui
putta! card with your lull addrra*
100 WIU'AM ST, NSW voa*
tudi.iai GahsMry
Pulling If IrtMly
Judge—to female witn«-«s—H»w old
are you?
Miss 1’a-M-igh—! gm-«a I am —
“Pray «lo n<»I t* rnrkk«* with your
gptrnkNdR*, iiuoiatu
<• on b II hw you
but Gifrr chon« r-* at it.’*
"lawlire
«ani the »|«-aker at th«
annual meeting »! the Boston I wan
I bund, “I «hall, in elucidating my
subject, gnr you nolhng tail lhe-er-
th«- that it t<> «ay. I shall give you-er
th«- the «fo-ollcle trulli. "
(.«Mlki el AelherUy
(9
Z>Z//z
"How quiet utu le is this morning
■‘Yes hi><
tu and hi- rlaumatis
don't Indic-ate lire same kind
of
wcat Ires
Th » »ipii -r» >• on r*BF7 teoa < f tte«
Laxative Bromo-Quinine t ««.»«.
b»
Usi rwr*« • c«l<i la
Aof
Meibf-• «d| rtr»<l Mr* Wlnalow • fio*'1 h
ln< Hrrvp tb* brat rrntady u> um t«»r tb*ii
whlMran duHnf ?Ua taetblng period.
ProUbUIU««
“Will nothing induce you to change
your mind and marry? Ire ask.-d
“AiH'lh.-r man m ight,"al ir rvplfed
I«,
n<
Aa InvpiratHMi
Mrs I’arkv ill«-— I have bought you
a splendid l«»v of cigars (or your birth
da, Mortimer
Mr i'arkv illc—Oh. ah—er—I have
lawn thinking wtial hi lory that I |>ar
liculatly enjoy, I should give up dur­
ing lent. my dear, and I—er—have
j,s ided 1 had better give u|> cigars
BESTFORTHE
BOWELS
If res Saves i a «sesia« s«ai«hy *««**••« a* «0«
►<■-»*« s-«,y Say y-mreo-aw« Ike S««s r-m
Sen«.« «v«e
*— «•■' kwu lo isa «ases «i
rivieni pay»*« ut e»u p«u«e« >• «esprima re«
* -«Oss« ***-.! Mani «err««« —«r a« «aapiag «S«
«ahi. ,*, ••» «« »uui«
CANOV
—
CATHARTIC
fmt el Hshit
Mr« Nfo-pju n—Givo ma a d<-un
«lamp«, if « u pl«a*-
r<—toi!i. <■ th tk—Yea Tn. Twocrnl*
Mi« H) »¡q«-n <al>e-'tit mindrslly I—
Arc llu-y the Irsi y. u've g>d?
far R«s. km<
Watts—Tins Carrie Nation erosati*
Th« Tsathrr • taull
la going
_ to have a wider and more
“I'd like to know why it i«,** ri- lasting effect than most people think
claimed the angry father to his indo­
1‘otts—I don t dould that.
There
lent son, “that you always stand al will be Carrie Nation vaudeville jokes
lire foot <4 your class in school?"
fur 10 years to come.
“It's 'cause the ti-ach.-r won't let
me sit down," draw led tire laiy youth.
l*l»o's Curs cannot bo loo h shir apoken
<>l as a cough tur» J W (I Hsias. Ml
Third A.e , > Minneapolis, Minn , jan
a. isuu
ABSOLUTE
Small
Rgtorwa
Hubbub*—No, I won't bother with
a garden this year.
I had one last
year and it beat me thin as a rail.
Citi man—Worked too hard m it,eh?
Hubbubs—No, 1 tried to live un
what 1 rated
Genuine
Carter's
Aa lasUacr
“Thomas,’’ said tire teacher in the
third claws in physiology, “can you
give a familiar instance of the power
of tire human system to adapt itself to
changed conditions."
“Yre'm," responded Tommy Tuck­
er. "My Aunt Abigail gained UN
pounds in flesh in leaa'n a year, an'
tier skin didn't crackle a particle."
Little Liver Pills.
Mutt Bear Signatura of
Asa f*-l
Na
PADTrOC TO» IHAOACHL
UAnltno f »» dizdbim .
■Iimr roa iiuousatu.
D
£
FOI TMP1» UHI.
FBI CONSTIPADO»
Mod
ro» tnecohfiijum
JCw I »Nwsty ▼»avtal^Us-r^g*—<
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
■
Na Osagtr
Featherweight (to cabby)—
M -
You're sure you won't run away with
me?
Cabby—No, madam.
I've hren
married these twinty years!
I
I
Mre Bilkins (sw.-etly) —T>o have
Another piece <4 cake ('«main John
Cousin John— Why, really, I've
already had two: but it's so good 1
Irelieve 1 will have another
Little Johnny lexcitrvlly)—Ma’s a
winner* She «an! sired bet you«!
make a pig of youreelf I
W "L.TnfcWs|1krWleTiW>
yrwp
I
la fax
lama»
J
fo. .! M «troiata
tW|
N.sd-
Mr Newlywed—Come, won't yuu
break bread with us today?
Jack Jester—No, thanks, old man;
you are, I can't stand manual lalor
Hv the wav. is it tier first attempt?
FOR SALLOW SEI».
IManl TtrnMa
Waa4er.
“Great Carear ’
Il >• slated her*
that
(MM> it paid annually in
New York (<>r the protect ion of vice!”
“Calm youraeli, man. and slop and
think of the amount there m tv pro
levi.”
bulls
an.l other
eruptions, are all referable to an Im­
pure <>r iiupuvcriahcti .««million of the
bllMMi.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Corrects
all
these
t!«e me.Ii. lire that makes
pure
an.)
know well rn«»ugh, frll«»w riti*
ten*. ’* ♦ trial fit rd tho ftrn-e browrd,
•I‘Aik<* hatrrd orator. **lhal the virwa
that I »dk»«'at«’ arr h»»t (Mtpular.
No<
10 day* ag«« while Mlv«<'ating thrm
from a mibl&e platform, I was struck
t»n the h«a«i by a brick aiwl knorkrtl
conditions — It's
rich —tl«e
the bl.Hxl
peculiar tonl-
ll«at stn-agthena every weak fun. Uoa
ami buihla up the whole system.
“ We think Itwre Is no medlrit» tnat can
equal Il-«s1e Harsa|>artll* !l has sure-l
na .g rheumatism and reileve.1 my bue-
band uf calarrh. I bavs tried It far bolla
and hava A kiiv J It One.
W hen
bave
Uvat tired tee Ung wa lake M.aid'S
In a
short llau the truubla la goat*"
M»
Stat sot an. M.aktuti. Cal.
Accept No •ubetltutw.
Hooker Washington says that during
tbe esrtler days of freetlom. almost
»very m-gro who learmsd to read would
res-etve "a call to preach" within a few
-lays after be began reeding lie tells
<>f a colored man In Alabama, who ona
hot day la July. while be was at wort
in a c»ttoti gel.l suddenly stoppe,!, and
A Sluw Mow
looking toward I be skle* said
"O
I presume yoau are always tilled
lewd, de «-ottoa am so grsasy, de work
sin so hard, and the atiu am so hot. I with the divine afflatus. " said the ad
b'lleve die darkey atu relied Io preecbf* miring friend to the dreamy |»«*t.
“Yrs
answrred the dreamy poet;
A gi-atleman wbo was oere being
“yea. and that's about all as a general
taka*w over an Insane asylum, asked an
thing '*
at'etulaut bow they knew when an
Idiot was cotialdered to Iw suffl. l«-ntly
restore«! to sanity to t«e discharged
DR." said tbe attendant. "It la easily
mauagatl
We take them Into a yard
where there are aevr-ral troughs We
turn on tbe taps am! tbeu give tbe
Net Aay Brttsr Thaa W mm *
idiots buckets to liall out the water and
r-nipty (Jie trough*
Many of them
A lloaton club put up theatricals
keejw balling away while tbe laps keep for "ladies only," and some of the
running, but them that Isn't Idiots stope Ionia of creation almost rack«*«! thern-
I be lap"
m -I t .- s into brain fever trying
to get
in.
Tbe New York Mun's I'ekln correspon
.lent «ays that onre during a dry season
Oo«n««ii« Opinions
in t'blua. the vlreroy. F*rl I.l llung
< hang rell.nl on tbe American ml nisi er.
Hn-tnind—1 think
only sensible
Mr l onger, and spoke of tbe weather women ought to marry.
Yea." said Mr. t 'onger, "It eau-ms to be
Wife—Well, you'd be a bachelor if
dial were the rule.
dry «verywbere- It Is dry In my coun
try, too I read In one of our («apera
A Tramp'i Wark.
tbe other day that lu many places In
the IVeat tbe people were praying for
"Hello, Walker!
What y'upto
i
rain.” "What!" said I be earl, "do yutir now’ days?"
.
_
o,
a fol—» I
people pray to tbelr God for rain?"
“YVell, ‘ luifv, 1 in lookin
for a
" oh.
yea. '*
said
the
minister, chance t' work—
* they
often
pray
for
rain. *
"Aw, come off! You don’t export
"And does tbelr G«xl send It when they me t«> la-lieve that?”
pray for ItF* asked tbe earl.
"Yes.
"Cert.
It's de truth. I'm looikn*
aornetlines their prayers sre answeretl fcr a chance t' work some soft guy fer ’
snd sor-irtlun-s they are not.” "All thv th.- price of a drink "
•sine like t hine— )<ws. bey?** said the
NOTtWORTMV ANNIVERSARY IN THE HIS-
earl, with a grin an.l « chuckle.
TORY Of THE YOLTfl S COMPANION.
Tbe following Is sn extract from a
bona tide letter which a woman from
New Haven. Cunn. wrote to Ctyde
Fitch, the other day: "! have been
reading of the vast amount of money
you have been tusking thia year by
writing plays I do not approve of the
theatre myself, but I would like to ask
a small favor of you
I am a lady
who has seen tietter days, but with
God's help and your assistance I think
the sun of prosj-erlty may shine on ni<-
again.
I am a widow with three
.laughtera. Tbe eldest died two years
ago and ever slm-e I have been timet
anxious to have her grave e«Mid«Ml
Won't you |ilea»» sod her grave for
me, my dear Mr. Fitch?
My w-«-«>n<l
daughter <*<>ul<1 make a very good mar
riage If you would only send her »2<>i
with which to buy her trousseau. My
third daughter baa a beautiful voice.
Tbe doctor says It canuot tie properly
trained for leva than flOO. lu short,
dear Mr. Fitch, send me a check for
»■'. and just are what an amount of
g<Msl you will tie doing In the world
My daughter's grave will be aodd<-d
my B«-<-..nd girl will lie made a loving
wife, and uiy t«at>y will have a voice to
earn money for her mother with, and
I shall have enough of your money left
to hire a second hand plana
Be aun-
aml send the money by registered let
ter. as I think tbe ordinary mall la to
unreliable."
Paderewski < s«<hL
Ons evening last sreson. at a fanioui
rewtaurant In New York, Paderewsk'
happened to be dining there at the aaiue
tltus that ths New York QeMMHtfof
and Jewelers' Association were having
a crlrbratlon dinner In ano'ber part of
tbs building
At tbs close of tbe feast
tbs pianist made bls way to the cloak
room and wu busy waablug bls bands
when one of tbe other [«arty came In on
the same miaaioa Tbe newcomer stare.!
at tbe fair haired Pole, amt at last, as
be itsstie.1 bls batxls through tbe water,
said: "You're very like l*ad«*rewakl.
do you know him?" "1 am Paderew­
ski." rejotne«! tbe maestro, niudewtly
"Wbat!" whooped tbe American, and.
dashing al him. shook both his bamls
without waiting for the ceremony of
wiping bls on
Before there was any
Ums for Paderewski to ea<-aps tbe man
from tbe goldsmiths' dlnoer rushed to
tbs door. and. calling to tbe chiefs of
bls party, yelled "1 aay. Hrown, Jones.
H< AM neon. Hmlth. all of you. come here.
I want to Introduce you to my fr'mxl,
Paderewski*
Improved Proverbs.
Quacks are stubborn things
It's a wise girl who knows her own
tulnd
Koclety la tbs mother of convention
Not for HU HtsItK
Hubbuba— Why are you moving! Home was not built In a day.
Modesty Is the beet policy.
from your suburban home?
Clrvumstancvo alter face*
Hubbub*— I'm all run down.
A roiling gait gathers remorse
Hubbubs—Malaria*
All's not old that titters.
Hubbub*—No; goasippy neighlvra j
l-rt us eat, drink and l-s married, for
to morrow we dye.
What Mw Ceuta IX
I'badly uncovers a multitude of sine
Mrs Fili-Brown thought she had
■ mart Ret. »
solved the great servant question when
she employed a bright, young Norwr-
Or««»a Plan Cereelst**
gian girl I.
In attempting to acquaint
Naggus dtterary editor) How la your
ffiri with
i
the girl
Iwr new duties, however, naw society novel getting oa. Horus?
she was surprised at her ignorance
Borns (struggling author) Bpleixtld
Finally, in d <»ir, she asked
ly. I’ve got th» French phrases I sta
“What can you do?’’
going to use la the story sll selected
The face of the new found treasure There's nothing to do now but to nil In
• the English and divide It Into chapters
brightened, and she replied:
"I can milk reindeer. “
Chicago Tribune
Those Abeord Dwtiotwne*.
other stomach troublre. aa well as by
blutrhe«.
Pb«t*ursrblr Talk.
Hummer OM—D* you tblak you ran
Uncle Jethro—There ain't no sene«
take a good picture of me?
in dictionaries, nohow.
Cholly I'm afraid I must answer you
F.dgar—How did you arrive al Dial
tire.
la Ike n.
conclusion. Uncle Jethro?
Wise men are conservative. Only
Uncle Jethro—They spell “hoas"
with an “r," and leave it out when fools give tbelr candid opinions oa aU
they coma to "IkoracpetaL “
occasion*
Who Aro Aiwayt Tlrti.
"I do not feel very well. 1 sub an
Bred all tbs time *
Y ou Iresr Urea» wools every .lay . as
often aa ynw meet your frtenda just so
often so- these words repeats«! More
Impotubl« Io Say.
thsa likely you spank the same algnlS
Johnson—|h> you mean to inainu- eant words vourself. and no doubt you
ate that I can't tell tire truth?
do feel far fo-ni wall uxwt of tho tuna
Mrs KRa Hire, of < trelsea. Mis.
Parkins»«.—By no means.
It is
imp«svaihle to aay what a man can du whrese portrait wa publish, writes that
aha suffere«! foe two ream with bear
until he tries.
lag .1. >wn psi as. headache, lu.-kv.h-
la th.« ?Milky « Co«Mry.
euj hwl all kin-ls <.f
w-rabla feelings.
tuna, dull hraitache«, indignation amt
pimpk*».
Help for Women
With its i»«ue of April IHth The
Y'outh'» ('«iiiijNinion entered upon its
75th y«-ar
T<> commemorate this Anniversary,
tin- |>ublishera prep*r«-d a richly print­
ed aouvenir illustrating the growth of
the nation slid of The Y'uuth'a Com-
¡minon since the year The Companion
wm founded, |M27
I’erhajw the most
significant features of the souvenir
are its tlire«' map*.
The tint show
the small section of the continent ch -
cupicvi hy th«- United States of 1»27.
when Tire Companion licgan life with
pra. ti.-ally no sulMw-ril- r«.
Another
shows the system of railways winch :
cover the United Stale« in l'.K)l, an ’
aggregate
<4 lN7,7HI
miles, The
Youth's Companion traversing every
mil«- <4 this system once a week
The
third msp shows the numla-r of sub- :
M-rils-ra to The Youth's Companion
in every state of the union in 1‘JOl, j
“Why didn't you wait until you
got your setier back lirfore run went
Io talking again*" inquired a man in
tire .’Ulskirts <4 tire crowd, in a loud
ranc.HM voree.
Ths Psegis st Harte Rk*
Porto Kico is only a thirteenth tho
-iie <4 Cuba in area but it has moro
than hall aa many inhabitants
It is
the m -st densely pojnilat««! ol all the
W.-st Indian islands, and a larger
pr< |«>rt. n of this |»>|>ulat o-n is white
than is found m any ol the other
islands in its part of the world
There is a higher grade of intelli­
gence among tire Porto Ricans than
among the Cuban*.
Pirfumsd
Osrvuhsi
Tire Sudan»** natives eagrely buy
cl' tli«*», cotton gvxals, sugar, per.
fumes. t«-a, nail«, chains, wire, leath-
er false jewelry and iron trinkets of
tietxva
Great Britain furtiialiee the
colt, n g'«sls, but «•* rii my. Austna
and Italy have almost the monop« ly
of the «direr article*.
G« rtnaliy dore
a huge trade in perfume*
A single
caravan started off recently with ‘.0. •
is*) francs' worth of German sc. nta
for the native«.
Sebruty Amoeg Railraad Mtn.
Tlx* number of railroad men dis­
charged for cxcenisive use of liquor
during the past 22 year« baa dec ri as-
•■d from 20 to on* per cent, and dui*
lug the pest 25 rears the pn>|a<rtl<>n
>d men owning their homes has in*
cream'd I utold
A v revh.ag OvtcoSM.
“Joe, have yuu ever eiperieneed
’.ie art felt disappoint merit?"
"Y.S I <>in e trtevl to dye thia old
re«l mu«tAche brown and it turi««-«!
green. “
MantUnaa Nsvsr Scan Io Walk.
».««««>stren «I f >««.<M
An Ontsrio oculist thinks tlist the
eyesight of one fourth «4 tire blind
|>atirnts he has lusd might have bes-n
kiss XlCA Bice
«avevi by prompt precautions taken in at? of which was raid by falling and
infancy.
Inflammation of ths womb, amt after
afoctoring with pliysicians and numer­
lNC«K»aabl< Ke5vail
ous me«ln ines «ha waarnlirely cured by
t’ncrwaingly the prayer ol man Lydia K. Iltkhtm« Vegetable tear
pound.
went up
If you are troublau! with palna,
IU<Award, turn backward. O Time, in fainting spell* depression uf spirit*
thy flifbt!
relui-tanco to go anywhere, hea.ta.-be,
Mak e me a boy again just for to ixultirehe. and always lire«!, plcane re­
member that there la an abaoluta
night I
Father Tinie whettevl his «. «tbe im­ reuM-dy which will reliere you of your
Buffering aa It dot Mr* Rice.
Fnof
patiently.
"Ami if I should," mutteml lie, la monum.alal that I.ydla E. Pints-
ham's Vsgwthble < .uspound .a tb*
"they'd say I was making monkeys greats al medl. tua fur suffering women-
of them!“
rrlRttug Wllhmil Ink,
A eoi»?|MHiy ha« been («»mieti <«» ròtitfol
the pr<»«e«n <»( prl<?tn>< without ink, and tn
a »iu»rt tinte it H eipwrietl that «»Id
mrth«H|« will be rev«»hiUi*tiUrd There I«
<>ne Ihin*. h<»wwYer, that h«e rr»i«tr«< all
n«»twtiuii* , that U», l|i»»trltirr‘B ht<>n«a< |i
Hitier« It
a wmidrrfui mr«lteine f«*i t|y-
»|*fMtia. indigeatkoii, biHouenewe, iitMMni»*
IB. ti»l-|l||««l|u||ill<| IlfftitilHIItM ¡1 ah*
j»r»»«i»< ritiiHPU (ever« »1 ague Try it
Amt mu will not l»e «Hwappoiuted.
M st Chine««* mandarins p»w tho
ah.de of th. ir liars with. Ut taking a
single yard of eiorolae.
The lato
Nanking viceroy (father <4 the Mar­
quis Tacne) was considered a remarka­
ble character bccauao he always walk­
ed
atcfai a day in his private
garden.
Under no circiimstancra
whatever is a mandarin ever roen on
tout in hia own jurisdiction.
Il Would S«««e So­
lfi!— Has your friei d Westerly a
hobby?
1» im —Well, I wouldn't cal! it a hob­
by.
It's more like insanity.
“How's that?”
“He's bren married five times "
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc
FREE TO FARMERS ADVANCE THRESHER CO
Faciory. Haiti«
Michigan
Our 1901 Vehicle Book
Our 1901 Implement Catalogue
JUST ISSUED.
THE SALESWOMAN
WHY IT IS SOMETIMES HARD FOR
HER TO BE PLEASANT
4 Cle«a In a Mlnnanpoll« Dry l.-od, «Inr,
Tails Hew she Hera-Ms Abla l<> l*«y-
farm Her Dalles easily.
TVvw (Ag M.aeeapulr« Jtnnal.
Mitchell, Lewis & Slaver Co.,
Fv Mr L a nd ,
oil
ktivixtk i ntirsiirii co.,
Yu *14 Frort I •»» , |*wrtl»l*dv <*r»g>»N.
Or call upon our n«»re«i »<••!.
Han- you ever atojqi«! to think that
MII.WAl KI I- MOWI-R
the position of a salcewoman 111 ■
chain l.kivt:
i.i'.iir i.n*rr
larg«- dry gi««l> »tor«' is a particularly
trying on- * Working lung hours, I»-
iiig conijM-lid to »tan«! moat «4 the
time, and liritig ev|N-ct«-«l to look
jileiuunt regardl«n« of suffering which
»hr may la* «-nduritig, i» it any wonder
that «ink, nervous women find it im
the |vaja-r lM-iiig «lelivered every week jaMsiblc to follow thia is-ciijmtion?
Everyone will le inlrrmtd in tho ei-
to 515,112 American homes.
peiiencrof Miss Nellie M Tomlinson
ofAIlH Minnehaha avenue Minne­
Clearly True.
apolis. Minn , wh<> is a clerk in one
•‘What do you think of this idra
ol the large dry goods stores ot that
that Mars is sending signals'*** asked city. She »ays
VICTOR STEEL RAKES
.Mr iieechwotsl.
"YY lien I was eight years of age I
With
Wheel» malo fur lha
“There's nothing on earth in it!” had the M-arlet fever ami it left me
Wild a til W<w»|!jf We«|
replied Mr Horn, wood, emphatically. with weak kulney» and a emu plication
J. A. IRLI MAN. General Agent,
Call on th«
or addr»»»
of disea««*»
I was nervous and finally
roc now WHAT roc ARI taking
ten K. Water SI.
I OK1I AMI. Ore.
la-eanu-
so
Id
that
I
left
arhool
slid
When Yon take Grove » Ta«ielrM ( hill Toole,
A. fl. BOYLAN, Portland, Oregon.
Coa»plate Stork ot
UncauM tb« formula H plainly brinied on eYarv did not go for an entire term.
! had
loule abowin* that it la • tnply Iron and Quf* tiradacki- all th«* titm* and was t<«i ir
Fur Catálogos and prlree.
W a LTKK a W i Kill tXTRAA
aio* In a um '*U bb form. No Cu/*, Nr far. fc*.
titalde to talk with any one
Th«*
i«-a»t excitrmnt M*rm««l to make my
Rtipoiuibillty.
"« «« The perferlion uf Wall Plaster. Sgvee
heart flutter and a fainting «|»*ll
Ibalgrr—I wouldn't be in the shors
yiui lime and money. Investigate.
would follow. At times I l«un>r so
<4 that New York clergyman who hu
diiry that I would have to ait down LAND P1.ASTFR. l'ae our l*nl l'Iauter and inrrease your crope.
Test uno­
married 3,012 couples in his life.
until the feeling paaard away.
My mala, circulars ami esperi informa' «■ on epplii ation.
Codger—Why?
blood seemed to have turned to water
Offkc and fai tory: I oot of I ourteenth Street, Portland, Oregon.
{lodger—Just think what he'll have
and I hd no color whatever in my
g^~ A geni» «an 1*1 evervwhere.
to answer for.
face.
1 was a mere skeleton and had
to lie down several times during the
■lay
1 had one of th*brat physicians
Tbe r**1rrs of lh'u pai*r «ill t* ,.leased le : in the city but be did not helj, me
tsaru ihai lb««« .s si l«a-i ui*s 4r«a4«.l d.-.rsas
"My jmrent-read about Dr
Wil­
dial aeesr« has twen aula io tun io sll I is
CASH Hl'Y FRH <»F HIDES. PEI.TS AND TALLOW.
a s«e«. an<l inti Is catarrh II all’s« alaxrhcurs liams' Pink Fills for Pale People in
laiaaotny peitire curs known l*> the m«di<-«l one of our city j«aj«*p> and thought it Cotisigrinienta eoilcit*!
Pay highest market pru-e.
PROMPT RETURN».
Irsieraiiy < atarrb being a ronsntuiUviral <1.»
I »sal era in leather ami fin. lings.
would
wise for me to give them a
r«Sr
• '
:«.■ «■•
Refer to Wells, Fargo A Co. Hauk, Portland, Oregun.
Hall a < «larra < are is lakes isisraall«. * Ung
1 lagan to gel better when 1
dlrreily up-.n ths b .««l and SI. ona «nr * e« trial.
of Iks «««1«*, ihsreby S--«'ror ng ibe tocrula liati taken the first l»u and by the
lion ot lbs d— aw. and giving tbs |«i:«nt time 1 hd u»e<l two and a halt lanes
slrrngib by bonding up lbs eonsliia' en ar>4
I can perform with ea««*
«»a »Tng nsi<ir« la doing it« sotl
Tbs pre I was cured
ptlaiors bars «o much fa.ib In lie e-irauvv my duties as clerk in a dry giaala
C.««r* lhai ih«y otts« Ooa Huiutrsd Iwliar«
I was never so well as 1 am
r aay rase that It lails locore aetul log list store.
ol leal! mon lais. A>l4r«oa
Daisy anil it is all dur to Dr Wi|.
r I < IIKNgY A CO . Toledo, O.
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People. “
Solrt by trnggis«* 71*
lla.lr raatiT» Clue are the baa«
Hignrel,
NELLIE; M TOMLINBOM.
Ac<u«t<Mnad te Thana,
Hu I *ct ib««! snd sworn to la-fore me
“Do you know, 55’illie, what a this Mth day <4 December, llRXl
horrible example is?" said the fond
R M Thompson,
J* J* J*
mother,
Heal
Notary Public.
*'Y«-s." said the school boy, with a
At all <lruggi»ta or direct from Dr.
We have just issued an excellent little Cat­
frown; "J never saw any other kind." W illiam« Mevlicine Co., Hchen«*ct*iy,
N Y'
Pri«*e 50 cents jx
alogue on Fence subjects. Full illustrations;
Kill Germ« of DI*4M» bw .
i boxes, »2 50
all the newest Fence information.
A postal
Th* moöern war lorurw d!*«••• la to 4e«troy
lt« gp?ni» < a»* Afrt« i'andy < alharur ara m««!-
card
will
bring
it
to
you.
la Bvstsa.
•rit gprm hlllera. aö<! claMtaerw. l>ru«ui«, tue.
«>. W.
Gray—Yes, I (ell niy wife every­
thing I do.
Ihin'l you?
A treaty Waka.
Whit«'—I did for awhile, but I had
My wife said It was too
"1 hear there was doings at Me­ to quit
stupid for anything.
Gfoadighan's wake."
"Doings?
There wor an many
foine fights, me lx>y, thot th' wake
was report««! in the sportin'column."
“ADAMANT
Chas. L. Mastick & Co. ”
What Does It Cost?
Portland Anchor Fence Co
74a Nicolai St., Portland, Or
THE BEST
Only four of tbs Rank
The only persons who have held the
rank of general of the L’nited Htat.-s
army were
George Washington, I"
g. Grant, William T. Hhernian and
Philip H. Fheridan.
POMMEL
SLICKED
, IN THE WORLD
z MA« THO TlAff fUH
i’RiNsioiNi
If ilCMFOBO.
0 C, thws «IK rr
II t »!»• qu'--fc ! - ■ . - « H
XXb < oe>e. rro*M«Uuc claiwiB «ihr« |«7w
Ths Worst Y«t.
Htubb— 1 hear that Falcon is going
to stop writing poetry.
Fenn—Yes; the position in which
the paper brought out his last sonnet
discouraged him.
Btabba— Hid they run it on
“Children's page?"’
Penn—Worse than that.
It
I
pean-d in the puisle department.
OFT!» n TAT ED
AS A MHU COAT
HMAi NO EQUAL
CA*A u MVIS rou
fusa viwe nr aatnum AWOann
CO BO5*QN MAYA ««
\ I! H K8 L U
òummtn
V. I. SMITH I CO.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Bn F. M. C
It’ll** wrttln«
vv mrb I ub ite!«
Sa. 1 l-ISSl.
»«ivertlMrv ■»!••••
JOHN /‘OOLT:, f*urtlanJ, Oregon.
Fool ol Morr^oq ftirxL
Can give you
Huggies, I'lows,
Win 'mills and
Machinery. Mee
the heat bargains In
Rollerà and Engines,
Pumps ani General
us before buying.
FOOT * POWL R ’'M‘-
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