The Santiam news., May 24, 1901, Image 4

• *
A Cet*wr*4 Hot.
Mrs Hchopj* n—What * the
' of th» etlk?
“ I am to aarroua. there la nut a wet!
tach la my whala k»4t
I au. su weah
at mv eU**a*h. aa4 uaaa >a4ifa*ti>n
terribly. sad palpitaUoa at the haart,
aad I aia Usala* fissi»
Thia I>aa4acha
aad barltarha erari y billa tor, aa4 /sa­
lar 4* y I asarly hart hysteria*. there
la a weight in the lower part ot toy
bo we la baariag 4awa all lha Haar, earl
pauaa in my fruía* and ting ha ; I can-
aot aleep walk or ail. and I believe 1
aa> diaeaaed all over . no vm ever
buffered as I do '
Thia la a de«rrlpt ..r> of tbouaaoda of
r an e e which <- w « m to Mr* Pinkham a
laboratory for advice An inlamed and
According to Life, a Hout hem darkey,
wishing ibe Inhab'tanta of the village
to know that bo aod *alw venerable part
Her bad decMvsl to retire from active
life, aatoniabed them one morning by
placing the follow luff ago above the
door of the establishment'. "DI* am to
Infohtu de public dai me an' Ibe a n
gi>i|l' out of bia'nraa
I»em dal owns de
Brut may astile with me; item dat de
flrm owes may settle with Ike**
Dr Ito yd Carpenter, the Bishop of
IClpon. England, waa rath-d upon to lay
the corner alone of a new vlcnrage at
Wakefield sumo moatba ago. and was
Inviteli by Ibe master of cenrmon ea
(who banded him the trowel and the
line and plummet) to “brewuv an opera
tire mason for a few momenta "
"I
cannot.** anataered the bishop.
"lay
claim to the title of an operative ma
son. but I am certain'? a work ng far»
pewter.**
Mu Jeer Wiiii.a,
a lue rated euad.loa of the neck of the
womb e«b produca all of thru syaap
tame and no woman should allow
hartelf to rea* h auch a perfection of
mteory whan there la absolutely no
need of It
The subject of our pur
trait In thia abelrh. Mr* Williame of
Eagilahtowii N J
haa been entirely
«arad of *u< h Ulama and minare by
Lydia E- Pinkham* Vegetable <’om-
penad
No other medicine haa euch a record
for abeolute cure* and O" ether medi
etna la " Juat a* food ' W omen who
want a cure should iaelot upon getting
I t J ail..
,
und whan that aak for It al a atore
In bla autobiography. * I p from
"Slavery“ Booker T Washington teli*
an amusing anecdote of an oid co.orvd
man. st bo. during live days of slavery,
wanted io learn how I» play on the
guitar. In hla ih-alre to take guitar In
eons, be applied to one of bi* young
matterà to teach him. but the young
man. not bar.ng much faith lu the a hi I
Ity of the slave to master the gallar at
hla age. sought to dia<*iurage him by
telling him
''I nde Jake I w II g've
you guitar lenaona; but. Jake I will
bare to charge you three doliera for the
first lesson two dollar* for the s-'.-otul
lr**on an«I ope dollar for the third I«**
aun But I will charge you only twmty
five ertili for the last leasou ** I ncle
Jake answered "All r gtit. bona. I birra
you on <lem terms
But boss! I wants
yer to he sure au' give me dal la*’ le*
won flrat "
prie«
The tfialewgentleman—Tl»e price i*
9B rents, tnsdsm, whwh you uiust
admit is quite decollete
Mr*. Krhopprn—Ih* •diete*
The Kslewgcnt leman— T re. tnsdsm.
Cut low.
f Mossivi lev Arto
fapagMea.
Csptain lb rnier rwlimstrs lha coat
of hi* propose*! Arctic eviwslition al
IlJUiaai
lie hs* applnsl to the Ce
nadian government lor a grant ami
ha* also opened *uhsrri|»tIona III the
prim i|«l Canadian t itle*
Apt lliu*tr*t»o*
Teacher—Of course you underwtat*d
lite difference hrtwern liking and lov­
ing?
1‘tipil—Y'e* mias, I like my father
and mother, but I love apple pie
l afttilellg •• Ruffilu
Tb4»r» etli »<«• «ihihat«
idi *>*•? th*
•
li»* lUiftiBBt* F t
which will
pfNiY* ter« iutrrvMh f U>
wh*i >*»•« al
irttd I hji imi »»•'fi'*o liuti lb** new* ihatl
!>»*(••• *«»»• twttvwd*.
• ht«»»»»« h
litllrr*. «I I a (fHF *itft|*|»ftlM
rvh<<*11|eati*m b*ltoti*n*** »»'d
r*« alt hiiffwfvr»
ih*
• i»»al i* rvMMMutiiwnUrd wtih th«
Ibwl » irn l»v>t»e«n» iiv*,vl a rurw will lx
ftfte-s i*r»j
Ik m m * ir* t«je th« entire •’ •
lem
( «ut« fe* Thanirwoi
Tommy—w hat yrr •<» ««»re «Unit*
Jimmy—A » it * jw*»ty tough <»1» a
frlkr trr haft«- Irr arar hi« big bruii
tier*»
**<*o «»ti’
Yer might#r I«* gl**i y#r
hig hriitidrr «hi I a «r«tcr au* worv
l»lo>mrr» '*
w/vs nrr or
long
DISTANCE •PtfOXH.
Machinery. Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc.
A long -I stance telephone played a
pert In the romance of A irglnia Gilbert
amt Harry Wylie, who have been mar­
ried in Clayton. M ik Tbe young woman
was un<!,* tiled amt Harry left for Tea-
aa. but on tbe way culled hla former
» «<<*><' tolti« ito» Mivbigan
fiancee to tbe long dietance 'phone
"I'm going far away. Virgie, and you
Fr*«B rAtf Vw»«ff M»r«teT.
will never see me again nnleea you any
Thrr# arc many w«mien all
the
you wilt marry me in th* morning“
land w I m * «nr earning a living hy Ibe
('«»me tieck.'* said the girl. 'I do love u«c «>( the tMWvile
('onfiiirnurnt In
you am! am glad you called me up**
rloar rxoma ami the trying nature <•!
their w«>rk iMtrn rauara them to gr»»a
|Mftlr « hh I wan and la eipertenve a feel«
ing <»f constant »rtii»««
Th»»
un. •“fitetniirw until nature n-lxl» «nd
»25 - 930 • 935 * 940
health I rr»k* down
There 1« one
way and oitly < hk wav to re»torv the
OXFORD. DEFENDER
W« |f«wnt abut* • . ul <»< Ih» !«»•»! atrt
im|«ftrrd MUdity. and that
i« to
|»s3pui»r TtarOoA Kmii • built
and DUNLOF TIRES ■1-»«
•trengthrn the worn out nrrv*« and
W • bave Jwal
' •
’ • ■ •
»
ng
In»«
au 4 «**p«k?•»»»• • «V aitorwwt •!»!•• Bii't
huUd up atid iMHiriah the im|*o«eri»ha
li* a I st afOTi Rites tr^vll I tas ai autel,«»
•it»-». »Ik4 lu« I« out <»»•» !• I«» * all »nd lM«p««-<
»d hl<w«|
|( the hlnud 1« kept hralthy
Arents W anleU *>cn4
» «ia
• •■»*
writ« »• h»f ♦»«• tifato« reta gu« »n i
rin ul«r*.
and rich and the nert*** «Irwng. n« w
life and energy will *«<>n l«e l«*ll
AIO «big IIIKtUirM •«».,
Th»» w«« the i'tiw'nem •' ot‘ Mr« Ad<ln
O» rati «>wu «ui n*«?r«i »gen«
mitri i*t>. on.
R Huh
a dn **mak» r.
<*f No *3 h*« «ini T«>i«« mi
Bridge »trert
Auguwta
M«-
i*!*«’
m* y •
•‘Al«out hvr tear» ago I 1« gan t<»
« HAIS I'MlV V
I luMT DRArr
Th* ’««t hrvt*« of vv»m|wt<U ■'t*i«t«m»k'*
rv|«*n«-fMr a worn out feeling
H imi »#*
niA« hl ne«
fta«! «• gtAtel
M»< i'tmiiT
Maat root i irr
time» I >otlM he in l»w| ft»r a da* nr
•«*, hut my drvwnvaking work oblige»I FU«« «nt at *««*rT h»»»«trr*t ■»«twera ««»M »n»*ia‘l
Ui« «olid tarar th« natnr M**» arfMiD •
me to keep up, even whet» I dul n«»t
frrl able to be a I mhi I
I »tifTer«<d from
Hig ft"Rr
hi w• ft ••«•«
(rmwle Ifwtlblra «mt !a«t «pring I hud
I lilla » ..«•«
rhr»iniAti«m in iwj h*ft arm umi alwoa
V rrII« «I I.If»-
I mt n in n»y left aide in the region »•(
my heart
**ln Auguwt a friend rrmmmen«le«i
The romance began tn l»aila*. Tetaa.
when Mias Gilbert waa still In abort !>r WilhAm« Fink Fill« f- r Bale Fm
drenacn.
Wylie fell In love with ber ph' and I lw gan taking them imme
I <*t»uimenee«l t<> improve in
ami proposed. Tbe wedding day was dlatvly
•et, but naa put off from time to time a I m ? u | two week.* And m three month«
by Miss Gilbert on the plea that aha my weight inrrv««rd (mm !*l to IXt
Wiib ■»!< « I A h»«.» ma.lr tu« Ihr
Hiner taking th»* pill« I
waa too young to marry linee tbe Invi­ |M>un<!»
W04 au4 WkwIlY *••»
tations were out. amt again a jsjotpone- I iava had m» return of the pain in mv
J. A. I Ml I »MAN. General Agent,
< aiì vn tb« «grbi ur «44r«a«
tnent occurreil
Thia time the engage Arm n<»r nr ar my heart
• > R. Wat«« Al
r«»Kfl «>»1». ••««.
”1 am wtill taking Fink Pill» f<»r
meet was broken, and the young worn
A ft. BOVI.AN. Portland, Orvguo,
< «»Otplrl« Mori «>t
an came to Nt. Ixmla. Wylte followed P a I c People And I am glad!) nv >m*
W Al r> K A WUOl> MM TM %«
Fu< < •t»-'.>gu« au4 gttr««
amt ts-ggrd her to keep her promise. niemling thi'in to all who «ay that
Falling In tbla. he starte,! Imck
to anything ai U thru»
.•iigmd.
H>l>!E R Hol.T
Uva pc Hoc timi »4 Wall Plsatcr. Saves
Trias.
SuhAcrihed ami »worn to before me
run
time aud money. Invealigatr.
TWO MEETINGS WITH GARFIELD. thi* 4th «lay of February. I9B1
UND
l'l
l'TFH.
I'ae
<>ur
14inJ
plaa'rr
an
I inerra-e > <»ur cr<>)>«.
.eat.im-
Fremont J C Little,
t'larw Morris Nrlnlsa an Incident that
Bial», circular, aml rvjirrt inlormat "ti <>n appluaticn.
Seal
Notary Pubb«*
(kcarrM al a s*«llln|lon l><«n*r.
tiffke and lastory: »***>« o< I ourtccnlh Street. Purtland. Oregon.
Pr W illiAint Pink Pill« (or Fair
In the Womnn'a Home Companion
MBT" Agent» »».itel avrri w
ir
Clara Morris baa a clever article In People an «old by all deal« r< <»r will
which she deecrlbea two uuwtlnga with Iw «ent |<mt|aai<l on rej«*ipt <»f price,
James A. Garfield. The first wa* In a «50 rent« a l«»v. or mi lawra for |2 «50
country lane near Aurora, where ah« (they are never aold tn bulk <»r by the
a«l<ln'*Ming i >r
Mil
saw ami talked with the future state* hundred). I»y
man. who wn* then taking a load of litim« Merlieinr <\» Mchencvtady X \
Throughout the land Many Are
Slaving Over the Needle
and Wearing Them­
selves Out.
Mitchell Bicycles ADVANCE THRESHER CO.
Mitchell, Lewis & Slaver Co.,
BUT THE McCORMICK MOWERS Mil.WAI Klili MOWER.
VICTOR STl-EL RAKES
Tfc • «i<n«i *r« >• < m » «
-i ®f lift fwaaiae
l axative Ikon <>-Qiiininc rst.w.
U.» r««B«>iy th«< mre« a
I bb
wb »«
<«f
Sh< Mop«
Himlfiil Y«»uth (at Hie j»u no)—IM
you «lug "For
and F<»r Fvrr?’*
Mailer •'( I .»< ! M**.«i< ii- N»
I Mop
(or meal*.
Home time ago a nel! known Han
Pram-.sco attorney, who pride* bim*< lt
u|«>n hl* handling of Chinese witness,-»
Utvappovnlvd la ike Alt»«
wa* defetid hg a railway damage raw
Fair Mountain I'llHilar—T1
are
Makf* your own photograph«
It
Instead of follow ng the natisi que*
the very urne pu tì r petjl < arda we
rout» hut little*
S ud f<»r our hand
thins as to lutine, residence. If the ns
naw down in the villag>
There real*
•omvly ilhiMratid fataiog «howing all
lure of mi oath wer* un-lerstmal etc
ly waa no need of our coming up livre
M y Ir* of ch »uria*
Kirk tifary A Co.,
he began
"What yottr natneP* "Kee
3*Mi duller. St
.**411 FrauciMo. Cal
l.ttng *' " You live Man Francisco*'
Multerà will find Mr* Winslow** Boriti.
Ing M ml. the be", rv . *dy to uae lor till •
Yen“ "You wabble litidF* "Mr. Attar
Overheard in a Scokh Notti.
ehlhlrwn during ih» u-ribiug period
Hey, If you menu lio I linderst anil the
Traveler (MMimg I iiuim H at the-
entity
of
our
CreatorY
I
will
*imply
I h< Maa's Way.
hr«'«k(«M tal»l»‘i—-XYcll winter, what « wooil to market. Years afterward »be
W hen a mail find* a woman for nay that Thursday evening negt I shall (or hreoklaM *
met blin In Washington, and rrmern-
address
the
Mtate
Ministerial
A«*o
a
whom he think« there • nothing good
U «»(rr (<• he»-rftilly »—< ’.iK» •*’ brain*
tiend him; but while feeling that be
tlon
on
the
subject
of
the
'Divinity
uf
enough he a»k* her to take him.
«ir, (rir«l live r deviled kidury *—
had »«-en her In-forr he Could not ri-call
Chrlat.’ and shall be |»'•■****I to have
Tra*i —•<Hi. hang
your
com- where
Of that second m,-etfng abr
A folding pocket camera, making 3 l, you attend " Needleaa to any. a general
plaint* ’ Give* mr th# mriHl!
say*
x3', ptctuir* Im |ll ió
No esperi- roar of laughter awept over the court
"Then there cam«* an evening when,
egire required to make jwt fret picture*
mom at thia clever sally, and It waa
Q.PiGÓh'ffrqòopuninfii
at a dinner given by Mr* Platt, I found
Film flO cetile
Scud for full dewenp- ■onto mlbutea. much to the dfscouitlturv
myself sitting exactly opposite Mr
Itoti
Kirk, tieary A Co. 3110 Huttrr of the lawyer for the defense, before
Garfield The company waa not a large
Ht . H F
order was restored and the evamlnatlon
K Play oa Words
one. but It l»oa»ted some famous names
proceedi<d upon ordinary lint s
Striking Mom*
Tess—! sec a notice in the |»jq»rr of and al least one brilliant lieanty. Con
While talking of the many notable the wedding of Mr». Nubridc
"1! you have a pr<» penili* dvlrtor
irraation waa brilliant and laughter
people be lias met during tils'pugilistic
Jews— Yew, I know her very well
who wouldn't pay you a cent, what
was light
Turning my glance a mo
career. John I.. Mttlllvan sal<l the other
you*
W hat wa* her lllrt><l»‘!l inent from the Hout hern Senator at my
Wutild you do to get even with hirnT"
day In New York. "Dace when I waa In name*’*
**I"d kidnap hi* conk“
aide, I looked full Into the fixed, w Ide
I Sydney. New South Wales. I had a
"I suppose her maiden aim «an to I-!u. m * ,.f Mr < lartleld He waa lean
suite
of
rooms
directly
over
Mdrali
Sour fluide and tluard
get married.''
leg forward, "lie |iai>>t tightly clem bed
I tie. er met the lady, ami I
la th* Iantina Oregon tllood Purifier, Bernhardt
lay ■ • I
table? From hi« strained,
didn't much rare. She wss Jabbering T»V «vow wit k r » <»t a >: r. v ak i so
traini and true. 1 a* <t now
(■r iwij l«>4»k I knew be wn« trying to
French gll the time, and was rehearsing W h»a » ■ lake <-rovr » Ta»ia>rw < I. I Tonte.
ter*u*a lb* torsi'll* is olsinl* t nr lr.1 ■ n e*try rtN-nll our HrM nuM^lng. nn<i nn I gnx«'<!
Very Amu ate g.
constantly in tier room
I heard so botti» *bowln< that II la • eo.ly li..n and q,if.
Into III« eye« the bur* of talk
mid
Wile—M list's funny in that letter much of It flint I pretty near had the alee la a Ite alsas Iona, ho Cure, Xe Kay I-
Imiglitrr turned Into n murmur of wind
you arc reading*
willies Due n'ghi I happened to follow
■ through tnll, Imf!«*«« tree«.
I «nw n
War* Not eilKactsu*.
Htiahand—It'* from Boston
Ik Sarah Into Iler Majeaty'a Theater In
l»nle winter mumhine fulling «rn»««
ask* il I don't want to |my that |l<> I Sydney, and I bad a good chance to site
Mamma—Now -ay your pray»-»*
|»nt« lied field«,
leaning n little
owe liim
Tommy—No. I don't b li» i< it du ­
ber up
Mbe was a feather weight, all
lownrd him. In n very low hut dlMinrf
right, and there was so much powder ally gissi
h»nc I »«hl. ‘Ger! Gerh.’iw*’
A Ha«h
To f t Kt 4 rot ■» IM off« l>AV
Mamma—W hat ’
I like hhn* lightning niui |» i * v «I Into hl«
Tas* lais . »• r ■»•
* ns Tsl ria All un ber face ttiat I thought she'd made
Tommy
—
No
I
’
m
j»-»
giftin'
<li*
|ruggt*t* r* ’ 4i:<*. > -
■ -i r* s u>
r,
a mistake* Mhe got a look at uie. ami.
«■ye«, nnd n« I added. I m I’reeinmi m
L Futso » • t*ib;i. l, m i* V lei
*r
because I had ix*vu so nitkli aunoycil gustivi I Inn prayin' all thia time to
hoine?’ hr gttvr n < r>. nhiomt a «bout.
make little brother Jack a g'ssl I"',',
with
brr
Jabbering,
1
scowled
al
ber
She Had I old th* Truth
«‘Keinimlng
with
riitliii«ln«m.
’I've
gave ber lite look that ii»r<f to scare lbw and he * just a* bad and selfish a*
Hue-— T »ni *ai<! your weir g< ing t -
found you! I’ve found you nt l««t. nnd
•ver
buba w bo Died to stay four round*
you’re Mtthig on top of the feme In n
marry an art id and lion yot rr ttu
with me
Well, air, Sarah gate one
gag<*l to a dent mt.
rn| rnliro ilr»»«. Mlfli n I m » o I c In your
Hit Juat Rvward.
long,
niourfn!
bowl
and
fainted
away.
Flo—Well ian'1 lie an artist*
II»-
Inp.’’ Thru In the mhlM of the ronimo
"Nevai
did
have
any
hick,*
’
com
After
lbat
ahc
didn't
Jabber
any
more,
draw* from real life'
tlon lie hnd ral«rd he »brew bln arm
"I'm always
for she'd found out vrbo wa* living up plained Si Engrouc
.ilniut Mr
rinit. «Tying. 'Ah. you
left out in the cold. ’*
Cow.— Il* eMr*a k* r >• w ' *« **»**w* stair*.'*
j thought I mu mrrt f«»r nu ««yliiin.
g*l< * ♦« •« » .»* of ! KI tai .»••» VatW
"Never mind, " replied Job S um
Ket dvi •
FMkflJOO., - i .fcitfe^i
mhi know you did! But t*ve found her
to« H.IN hi «i lid •
. F l >M4ei»4Ma
fjualnl t usionts In Htietlanit.
liter, "you won't I* in the neit
• uit ut hint, ho you nee I'm not half hm
world.
"
Th* only part of Ibe I tilted Kingdom
The Impohu Man
«ruiy an you lirllrvrd I wa«?
'*Mv (are m my fortunr, wir,” »hr In which the okl style of reckoning time
■ Qumtion« mined upon him, and
ffvewa rhe Cew*M> ansf
I*
adhered
to
I*
the
archipelago
of
Nbct
•aid»
inurh laughter follow e<l hU «tnry of
MMwrSa Off tfto Uoftf.
land,
and
there
Sunday,
Jau
15.
wa*
I a tat 1 ve I - >no4)uironr lab rt* rm* a cold lu that far away m«M*tlng on the country
“That » very plain. " »a id hr
wee 4sr No< or*, ho e*>
pries Mesata.
New Year's Day
nm«t. one grave old limn questioned u«
Th* Itwut t*r«arrIp(ten fast Malaria
Hut Sunday tiring with the natliea a
rnrnewtly In the drnwlng room nn t<»
Pawar South*,« Tvnaal tamwr*.
ChHUand >. r<r 1« a hgl'.lrof G ft«««*» Taataie««
strict
dies
uou
for
buaiuv**
or
for
pleas
Chill Tonk- HUfflmj'ljr Inn and quin*ae in
The old fashioned "plantations" in «hat wa« in the mlntbi of •*a«'h nt the
t Laeulae« torai
ure. the nelt day witnessed tbe high
time I «[><>kr.
the
rionih have al»»ut |st*»ed into hi*
Jtnk* Incident to the occasion
These
In Idea
"I wm not much «urprt»«*<| to hear
lory.
The
average
site
of
farm
ha»
Included procession* of "guisera." or
Mr. Garfield «ni that In hie backward
Err—-Ju»>t think I II l<* Iwo weeks
mummer*, and tbe drinking of various lawn greatly nslucrsi and lite number
old toin<»rri>H '
•«•arch for a rlur to tbe torn«rn**rag
atrnngw toast*, such a* "llelt to man of farmer* w ho ow 11 the farina they
A<lain—Veil, my dear, you don’t
half memory hr had got an far an
culliate haa wonderfully increase,I
■ ml ilea th Io da gray fish." *ud the
look it.
Ch** eland, had failed to And me In that
health of the twelve apostle*
«•Ity, am! at the moment I «poke wan
Aa Attrai Skvpliv.
In Shetland tbe remnant* of the old
hopelrwaly trying Aurora am! the roun
"What do you thiuk of tinse peo
Nome language linger to au< h a degree
try around there.**
pie
who
claim
!■»
remember
their
pre
that tbe dialect la almost a sealed book
Far Infant* and Children.
- eaeu to Scotsmen The last specimen Tiott* reincarnations?"
The Head He» lievel.
"I think they were once g'-vae. and
of the great auk whose egg* are now
A marked rite In the Irxel of the Dead
valued at something like l<<) guinea* haven't got over it.’’
Reg ha« l»rrn noted The ruin. El Bahr,
Bearn the
apiece, wa* done to death there, but tbe
that «( imm I like an Inland near the River
little auk still retain* a precarlotia foot
Blguatura of
Jordan, 1* now completely under water
Ing on tbe lonely Islet of Foula
k broad lagoon lias formed on
the
UlKauraging
north aide of the Jordan delta. The
lie—It is my aim in life to do
Anvloua Io Oblige.
water doe* not sink In summer and It
i
something that will make my name
Pompous Fubllaber tto aspiring nov
I* aurutlaed that tha whole liottoni of
eternally rrmcmlertvl
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les In literature» I have bren reading
the I »cad Sea haa been raised by vol
Shfr—I* it?
You are a pretty poor
your manuscript, my dear lady, and
canlc action.
shot, are you not*
tbsre I* much lu It. I think alteui'
A Clean t’My.
very good
But there are part* aotne
Rydnoy. Australia, la said to be one
•0a0*0*0a0*0*0*0a0*0*0a0*0 what vague. Now you ahould always
a
<vf the cleanest Htlea tn the world. If
write so that the moat Ignorant can uu
not the cleanrat. The street* are thor
derataud
11 Infur*« Beivofti ayftUm to do •<> It A CO-
Vuitbfu! Authoresa (wishing to show, < I KO 1« U»« Otalf cure u>«t r»«lt« r««r»« oiighly cleaned every night and any­
«nd anur.e« you «hrn U> b * j
y - 4 with » one throw ing refuse or waste material
herself moat ready to a> rpt advice)
(uorant«« <h«< threw hoi»« w ill cur« «nr < « m
Oh. yea. I'm sure. But. tell uie. which RACO CUIfi »•otrftb.eftii.thtialB.fi II hM of any sort on tha at reel a I* arrested
pawv
r».r«d ih<» ■•nite it w
it« »«>•«
and fin--.! Al! the kitchens In the larger
are the parts that have given you trou
At a.; dr <i ato or by tr«U preo«i»1. |l a U>«.
I baviefl t a
K.-.ftUl tfpw. Vft ril« t-LBBMA residence* are on the top floor and all
blef -Punch
< MftMKU < • . t-a < ru«M. Wic
the clot hr* are dried on tbe roof.
Ancient Quarrtew.
Iltfferenl Mt»*IHoa.
The atone for the gTeat wall of tbe
"Ho you're tbe aberlff now. Bill?"
dam acroe* tbe Nile at Assuan is being
"That's what I am "
obtained from tjie quarries of wbl<-b
"And you're going to take me la. are
the Temple* of Fhllae are tieliwed to
, f/// / / J
WHIN
you? The beat friend you aver had?I
have been built- the unhappy I'bilae
WelL I aupjs.se tbla la where friend
which, when tbe <lan> la completed, will
ship ceaaea."
tx aubmergevi and partly disappear
"Either that or
where
frletidablp
from sight for the first time In It* 3,«aat
arise* '- Youkera Htateaman
years of elletenee. The granite blocks
that are being quarried for this, rhe
■ash Man.
"No. I don't like Mr. Thirdly," aald
flrat great engineering achievement of
tbe twentieth century, bear the mark*
Mr*. Kllduff, emptiatlcally.
of wedges used thirty centurl«-* ago
■'What'* be doue?" anted Mr*. Ten
spot.
WILLIÜÚTOÚWT
Inevitable Ignorance
"Well, be Baked all tbe ladle* in the
a
O
Madge Sbe la alugularly deficient In
B
congregation to remove tbelr bat*. And
• tbe subject of history.
It waa Easter Humlay, mind you."
O
lOM FM >on t nax * i « m mpae or inttatokk
Marjorie What elae could you ea
a
CATALO4J»* ’»t»
Ibe Alisonl Frtend.
o pe<-t. when she apewda all her time
a
I' “How well Mr* Glllwasale bold* ber
o reading tbe popular historic novel*?.
a Judge.
age"'
O
"Isn't It womlerful? Ton would not j
Qeoaoeoaoaoeoaoaoaoaoaoaoa
W ben there la no danger near, moral ^JOhPOWtR'’”*'":
think she wa* a day over .10 If fltel
courage la often the rankest kind of
didn't try to act aa If she were 3D.'"—I
w. r. w. o.
false pretense.
Indtanapdla Pres*.
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that dreadful fiend that threatens the
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kept thoroughly cleaned out, purified
and disinfected the year round. One
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and stomach are full of half decayed
food, whose whole body is unclean
inside, is a quick and ready victim
of appendicitis.
If you want to be safe against the
scourge, keep in good health all the
time, KEEP CLEAN INSIDE! Use
the only tonic laxative, that will
make your bowels strong and healthy,
and keep them pure and clean, pro­
tected against appendicitis and ALL
EPIDEMIC DISEASES. It’s CAS-
CARETS. that will keep and save
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