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About The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917 | View Entire Issue (May 17, 1901)
*4 •• *■> Loss of Appetite la Loos of Vitality, Vigor, Tone. That at «rula to rraaoa. It la common In tbe Spring, when tlx* blood. « bi< b needs cleansing, fails ■n give the organa lite alimtiius nec- easary b»r II»» pr»prr performance of their functions. Hood’s Sarsaparilla c batter« the blood, restores appetite, gives vitality, vigor, bine— this is one of the reasons why it's called the Greatest Nprlng Medicine. Take It. “ I bare taken linei » sarsaparilla and il baa reeled « g.axt appetite and rteanwxl my bloud." Asolea Kanes. Flallemuolh. Plans are about completed to cioaa ■ip tlw gaisv lu-twaru New York end Philadvljdita and complete a trolley line I«-tween the two big Clltaa. The tracks of a »Miple of steam roads are Io Ite uant (or a |«>rtion of the way and a high rale of sfmsai ia ci pec tea The promoter» say that the full fare each way will 1« |l Th« round trip l*1wren llie two place« by slcatu 1» ft A dull throbbing paia, anx>a»paalad try a aeaar ef leml'rtsraa and beat low dówa la Ow sola with aa -»x-aaiostal aluaoling pain. Indi- ab*a Infiamuvalma On no».aatiow it will be focad that th« regloa ->f paia shnwa » o sar awell- lag Thia la tn« first »tag« of ovaritis, laflataiwalioa of th» o«a«y If Ute roof wf vo ir hou» Irak» my sister you have (>oud T om t owwia«. Cute fixed al ause . why wot pay Uva asina ■ peel ta year ossa t«-dy ? "Tlte girls that are growing up now V ou w«e-l ao< you ought iv-’t to i«t sill have one important ml vantage over the Joung married women of youruslf g<>. whea owe of your ossa sea today." "What's that?" "Tlteir hualiaiid» will not ba con tinually telling tltenv of the fine cook ing their mothers u»cd to do." "Ilow do you know?" "II«» bun - the cook won't allow the motlo-rs of t!.<■ coming race to stick tlw ir tioso into tbe kitchen." *1 My little brother had no appetite II« has Ul'- H'-'tv "larsaperi s sol >w gets hungry like any aber boy “ Mat a Kt louas, Alden. Kan. As Ukuro»! Aller “I am in luck," said the tragedian "I have just received an annual paaa •■ver I lie Central railway." ' Hou in the world did that hap Hood's Sarsaparilla promisee io |rtt*" asked the comedian. cure and keeps the promise. **|<a<cognition of valuable tert icon. Alter our return from our last trip I tlu VaKslsM tinsi r.’l«<ttrd to the general manager S7 Tilets—iTryder look«»! vrry asd defective ti<-». any one of which might ebeti Ite Io-ani that toleptnMiliig arross have caused a wreck." tlu- oceau la |»«Milite l'rustham— I »tipjnwe he did. |»«*r M m Irwk irto« fello» Il Wlll I h * su utlbappy dal b^'Ma ont th* Swiping hand lo you. and for hllll wfien he rihiv l gel Iwywrid will Bkdriffiw yo’i without nwCM*? and thè reach of hi» wife's voicv w.t'xFut prim Mn Pinkham's labor»* u»ry Hat Lynn Mana Writ* a lwtUr Iti« n««i riaaerlpli«« »«« Walaeta iiIKt I wrw twiliag all your symptom« and rkll.» s»4 F«««r las battle of or«««'» T m I«>« m Chill Tonic II li Wanly Ires »nd salai» la t »w benefit of the greatest «Jipwri* s lastet««« loria. S« "ars. K« Fat Fri-« a m w in treat ng female Illa. Brsak ia t hma ’ I was snífwring to stirh an witent A low PiKsd Works» (**wa o*aHan tn»uh|« that my phjai- "Every I imr ymi <»|wti your m<»uth, ” an ibonghi an operation would be A Jersey farmer visiting Nesf York «♦ m I tl»e elderly aih I emioua, hut plrl» n«*ceaaery ■food looking at a sign in a t»«ik store tati aunt, *’you put your (out hi it "Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- window; "Dickens Work» All This •*And thi* i* w't»i«dhiug, yuuknow,*’ prnind having h»n mxvmmeodod to Week for Two Ihillars " lded to try It After using |tie-«<*Mintly n*ph<w| the wife of the n*w. I dc- devided "Wall, - he remarked, "my 'pinion h'ttles I found that I was — --..a.-- mandarin. kw»kb»g at D m * relative*» serri ral is that Dicken« teller is either a My entire system was tonasi ample iiioh'^tamlmg, "pm coukin’t e*ti red. mighty poor workman or else lie s vp aod ! suffered no in«»re with iuv |ma»il»|y <h» it “ war tra ** Mas A m . va A rror. Troy. Mu. confounded haid up for a job." |»fWf Boule*»« la O om (Moo The owners of automobiles in Ohio constitute a new forre in the go<»f road» movement. There is a plan tmw under way for the building of a boulevard from one end of the «tati to the oilier, touching the cities and largest towns. «(•rArLl T*fit *.« tb* moti «•••* 1 th* b**« Hkr4 and i« th* s-f » d »! htrb f«H lb* * nr*-4 and alt h hr ad ar h* It kit rgthsf.« the diesali*« of (a na BEYOND CONTROL •f ABSOLUTE SECURITY. fkr .*>*«, M *♦!>. <H»* Mr. Eli Potts ia a well known Citi- 1 reu rd Waverly, Ohio, having lux'll in biiainr» there for 14 year» Hr is a veteran of the Mexican war in which he served with company II, of the Fourteenth Tenueaaee regiment. At the age of 76he bewrs the reajux't ol all who know him and the following »•vprrience, related by him, is raised liryond all doubt l>y the high charact er of tbr narrator He says "Al-mt arvi-ii years ago a disease fastened ii|»>n no- which, as it devel- o|«si, proved to I»* lia'omotor ataxia. I l«x-ame vrry nervous, could not walk without having dixxy sjiell« and did not sltep well. As the disease ad vaiicnl I lost control of my muscles and could only walk a short distance. I could not control the direction my atrj»» and wax always afraid falling. "Tin» contiiiiiixl until the fall of |N97 when then waa a breaking down of my entire system. My itomach was in I m <I condition and 1 xuffered MpTtn O MABACHÍ. bAnltno r»a tiuiNtu. greatly with kidney trouble « ausixl by lieing thrown out of a Imggy. roa Biuouiaui. "Alvout two years ago 1 saw Dr. FOB T0BP1B IIVEB. Williams Pink Pill» for Pale People FOB COaXTIFATIOB. advertised in a Cincinnati j»j»r. ria uuow »ia. The rear cured was similar to min« FOB TNEC0MPLIXI0B and I gave the pills a trial, Very aoon after I began taking them I ex |a-rim<-r»l relief and. as the improve ment continued, I took the pills regu CURE SICK HEADACHE. larly Gradually the control of the rnuM'lr* was restoirxl and my general lo-s11li improved. The dixxy feeling Ths N«»i Step. left me and hat never returned. "Here*« a (rientist who claims that Front my own ex|«-rience I know that genius is merely a nervous diaeaao." Dr U illianis’ Pink Pills are a great "Gxxxl! Now, can’t he discover remedy and ! am plcaaxl to rwom- •ome way to make it contagioux?" mend them to any one who suffers as tov NXOW WHIT rot* *KK TARINS I did ’ Wb«a «no taXs Orw.i Ta«i*l«M < hill Tonic, Higncd, F 1.1 roTTH texsuaa the formula la t-lainE« print*^ oa rv«ry Ruhacribed and sworn to lu-f<>re me tuwil« »how ins that H Is . m'.-lylrnnsiMlQoi- slnala s isstsdsM form NoCuru, x.Vsr ... this 4th day of Novemler, 1TWMI W R A llayes. A» Mvs l ad« r • food H. Sea!. Notary Public. Boaton Girl—Have you read Enter Dr Williams' Pink Pills for Paid •on? People may be olitained at all dntg- St lamia Girl—No, I R">»S not, gists nr dir««*t from Dr Williams th.Hw- red »jad» on my face are juat Medicine Co., Schenectady, N V , on common pimj.lcs. rix-etpt of price, 60 cent« |» r box; »11 ♦ Ths Last flitih. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Tactful. Mias Wilbert (showing photograph of licr»elf)—¡111 afraid it a ra.het faded Rinks < in» sperirticed, aged D»>— Yee, l>ut it 's ju»t like you. Tbe trader » «4 ih»» )• j* f wlii he t«l*a*M io k*f u ihsl tbe<* is st !•••! cww drvwdwl <1 >>«•«* that •<♦•»«** l»«u !**■» «bi* to cur* >u s.l tta •tat*« • l Bt-aiarfi Itali*•< starth * at it tbe i ti ) pwtuvw cure bU"«n U» ib* medicai frsiernit« < aisrrb bMw a o.nctituthmsI I ib •aw. fe«|u|er« a c<»4»»iTt<«tl>D<J irrsimmi lit • < • •«-n ( 'e'.ttafiíh ' a < ♦Irretir tj«« u iL«- ♦» -»>1 a>t<1 no.'un« «u» a*» ot the n«!r» fl.efrby d^htrn) ng Ihe fmxtvta lion of ths dfarsaw. an<t go ing ihr patient •Ifr'igihbv b . ; t *tir up I’e r..t,»t;liH on a 1 • •a v rig Jtar.te in <t ng IB« w<»rk Th* J>'o priwtors bave fc. much fa*tb In its «*.?aii»« |>v»wr?a that «her <«ff*f Olk* H ud D w I I ta STB ! < art} a*r that It fa le locare. **t»4 iof ha< ut lettitnuuial* A ! Ire«« F ) < IIRMKY A CO . Tolwlo, O K. 1 ' » «triplista, «• Fatíi > ••• ll»»> hr*« Fatemal Obfactloa I really believe there is some thing Iststi n Mary and that young idiot Mrotstt Vos. deer, there is —you. Tk • s‘<s»iur« M ea «««rj boi o< iba r««. »i Laxative Br<»tno*Qtiininc t . s ¡ m . y IMI rar«« a «*M ta «oa Sag Aa Error at Judgaiwrrt, A colons! citi« o gave a justice of tin- peace a big fat possum as a wed Aa Old ln»lmm«nt ding f«s- Mix t mg the gnaini a veer after, the justice Mid : Violinist (proudly >— The instru "Well, Jun, how do you like mar ment that I shall use at your bouts rird life?" tomorrow is over XUO years old. "Well, ash," was the reply, "all I If» Parvenu—Oh. never mind! kin say is—I wish I d cat that pr»- gi«si enough. Noone will know ths difference. •* r-r els r*«rffi I wat« vlrUaw « l-.f «,.• U4»t an«! ti Un-«« mm »w «n- i • **t rekffiiR a«4 1<*»’ •**• U ul I«*•! Marrb r»<e* A** »« * IKFT n lK»k ; Ba** Meedur lN»pre>»d utMll ¡ W» Ml •• '• • r ar* bavin N Mrarav Newark O One day. at tlurllngton House. Ten nysoa 1« ea d to have ask«»l tbe gn«ts a conundrum wh'cb be bad Ju«t made: ' Who are the greatest wotnea In the world?“ Tbe xn«war was: "Mlsa Ourt. tbe Mlsaea Ipp! and Nara Goasa." cathartic W fi Gilbert, of Gilbert «ad Bulllvan opera fam», was one day standing «■ the «tepa of hie club hoi»» tn faxndoo. when a stringer approached us! A»h»d “D om a maa belong to your club vritb n» eye n»m««l Walker?" "I don't know,“ was the answer; "wk*t‘s the name of bla other eye?" • OrwMal lUlt.uod I» Arthur Btaimona. tbe venerable negro attendant at tbe White House, was dol ing tn bla chair tbe alber day. whan an usher rusbeil upetalrs am! sa d: "Man don a bene wants to see Mr Cortelyou." “t'an't see him." replied Arthur, with dignity. “Hut th:« man say* ba'« got to see him " Don't car* nothin' about that." said Arthur, preparing to reaume bla do««; "nobody can see ftc-retary fortelyou; ba'« gone Into bls sanctum unltartum" tu BACK or CVMY NA*UMtOOT »Ul» * ! take I Lem «SLICKER OR COAT «Aa* myrim har .cOWER;? T ypo<r<phKal f tree, bsdv w rote eunc versea for ita lic I ♦»*» ♦•S’ 'Vj/f ^ .»nnf B?) AA. Iun •• Á JTOWeQCO BOSTON MASS m Ci (irssk M««t» lirsvL “What do y -.i think my husband dims w hen my mother cornea to aee u»*" "I never gue«» ’’ "He writ«« lor his mother to come too. '* A K<«l Dramslk Treat. Abe t'hiuw hiakcrs— Did Sary itcrnhardl play she waa a man when you w»» ter Nou kork. I«»h* Jiwhua Grvliaw— llnmph' Bet ter 11 that* I »o' » whole minstrel I rollI«' maile up of women. Machinery, Implements, Farm Supplies, Etc TO Cl Hr A < Ol 11 IN ONU liAV Take laxan«« H-- ••• Qunn» Tablais All truggliU r»’.'•*! li.«» i>n it II tails u-rur« Once, when Mark Twain wits to lec K. w, Urvv«*» ».st.slur. I« on «s< k boa X- ture In a small Western town, ha was greeted at the railway station by the minister, wbo was to be his host durlug bla brief stay. On tlielr way to the parsonage, tbe minister asked If It would be agreeable to Mart if be opened tbe lecture with a prayer, aa was tlis custom Of course tbe humor 1st was delighted, and accordingly, when they reached tbe ball that even ing. tbe minister left the lecturer sitting in tbe corner of the platform, took tbe »25 • »30 • »35 • $40 center of the stage hlmeelf. and pro io lx rroaprrouA, U m th« OXFORD. DEFENDER ceeded to offer a prayer about half an "ADVANCE" TURES: HR hour long, in tbe course of which he •nd DUNLOP TIRES CI gave his views on all tbe current affairs Tli* vrestrs* • * mak r F • • f»qnlo|> ihr*I Rin»« Fidi í in* at • It«! * SIShrtiiK» »e ♦ «*■! of Interest and concluded by saying Aitila H «nt «pat Hr nd fur I aw •areni’», o* writ* t I ! • ‘ “And now. O f-ord. we have with us to night a man who Is known throughout Advarw« Threaur Cx. Puri h 11. Or • II the world as tbe great American tot rite humorist. Help us. O Lord—help us to First and Taylor Hi» FWltrt.kNtv, 0 M. E. »nd K. T. lüy. Tdbur. f.rt. understand what be la alvout to say to ns. and to lie aaius>»l by It; am! If pos the • Ible^grant that we may derive xome real beueflt from bls lecture." £ -d >'ÁÍ "• Mitchell, Lewis Ä Sraver Co., NEW LIEI Talking of tbe Inaugural! >n of James lluch.xnnn. I A M < • ary of Wash Ingtoii. D. C.. said: ' The Kirkwood House was crowded from ba-einent to the roof, and the rush *»« so great that store rooms were lined to make room for the throng One of these had no window only a door, and wb<-n a man from Maine trudgiol In at midn'gbt of March 3d. be st. very glad Indeed to take the only thing left tbe window On the morning of lc»» »tore room March Sth. the man from Maine ap |H-ared aa the d>-»k ami wanted to know w fu n the ceremonies were to take plm*e. 't'crem in'es?* a»ked the clerk; ‘what do you nienn?* 'Why,' said the man. 'the Inauguration.' The clerk thought he wa» mentally unbalanced, and eyed him au«p cioii«ly. until lie ex elaliiK-’l I was «wake half a dozen times, but d dn't waut to dress In the dark, thinking it wns »till n'ght, and so I went to sleep again. I got pretty hungry at last, and that made me get up When does the next train leave for Rangor? I want to get back to God's country, where they have sun shine.' " 10 OLD PENCES! ¡¿7Anchor Clamps and Uprights ’ Ri<V<lrv <»l ths World. the prvM-nt time there arc at II US) is I) bicv< lee ill the world | ire«t « Offiblnll •*Tn« T ib T« at Ri*n« See Our .Anchor clamp You wmitd b* II y<*t knew !»•?«* Din* It «u>*-4 ..<t ’ ot» it> Hl up that «»l-l t*iT«e i’w’trf •*•»«! h»e *«-m Anchor • a«-l I I'flght«. and |«air ot .» if npiv f rre, ati.l make* >«Mtt t> • If* tenr* fo«»k lib* • hrw one axe ini rr.s'f r ’.>.1* nir* an.! « •«» «tf's'id t»«*l t«r • rr* »»iinel I at *• Mlnte that H intitl be h-gh priced H •n‘t. ihcugh An Intups ruble Bar The New Yorker—I sup|»>M chi »» is a juipular game in the ijuakir city* llir* Philadelphian—No, it » playoxl very avldotn. "Why, 1 «uppeoed it being such a •low game you ptxiple would like it "No; you «re we d have to stay «wake to jday it." Cattle, Mvcep and Hog light. I'Lanr Bir ii t «>« t x«r»» • ir» alter. .anig FARM. RAILROAD AND LAWN' Fli.NCI ■ » Mother? wdl And Mrs. Win*low’» Stw*<h f’»B i^yrup th* bru remedy to u>e tor thru ablldren during the teething |ieriod I he Portland Anchor Pence Co. 74» Nkolal St.. PORTLAND, Oregon. ------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- txprtWVC. I. Portland, Oregon. "W ho it that gif! with a face full of fr»i*kh*a over yotuierf” CAMI BCYEKH OF HIDES. PELTS AND TAl.UiW. Frank■ ’Hh«* a a r» t » nt importation (rum Consignments solicited Here we were set upon and beaten Pay highest market pri.e. PROMPT RITl'RN’A Sw itxrrland. ” Ifealers in leather and Finding«. with duba **Ah 1 Mr? S wim "' Rular to Welle. Fargo A Co. Rank. Portlanf, Oregon. "Murder!" cried Ardiay, Impulsively A subtle something told me be waa vvnmg. Ths Chop »nd ths Cherry 1rs« "You ar» college students, are you "Popkin loves to Is- Instorical.y not?" said I. addreulng our aaaallanta correct. " "We are." said they, etvllly. "W hat 's hl» late»! ?" "It la as I thought." aald I. turning "lie had ali English chop (or break to my companion "Thia la not munter "It may seem like bragging." said fast <m Washington a biitbd«« ” the Englishman, throwing down his at all. but a prank, merely!" Ardley was covervxl with confusion, newspaper in disgust, "but if tin» liner war was lu-ing fought out on the and vowed be should never forgi vs sea there d I* a different story to himself, although ths students, with rare good breeding, affected to make tell." light of It Detroit Journal. Chas. L. Mastick <& C< 4 o<> D rops I'itBcinW th* Mlitwe. "My dear.' aald the meek Mr. N'awll wed. “I don't like to complain, but th!s omelet you made----- ” “What's the matter with IIP’ sts in qntred. FrsitKsl Art. “Weil- er It’« rather hard to cut It Critic—Not a bad stretch of land •nd—“ “Gracious! I waa afraid that man scape, but haven't you laid out more would aeod me tough egg» I'll a(op than enough of it in water? Art i»t — Not a bit of it The pic- dealing with him.“- Philadelphia Proas lure is lor a client who has made Ina M callan». money in stork watering • q» rat lone “What la that sound like a rainstorm that I bear from tbe floor above?** Wirtlsst Trl«<r»phy on Albarn. "Wby. that's our patent rain appara I’rofessor It A Fr»»«-nd<-ti. with aus. It's for the convenience and sat his assistants, ha» installed a wtreh-M isfaction of umbrella buyers wbo want telegraphy »tation not far from • <|W to test their purchases."- Cleveland Hatters», off Roanoke island, N c. riatndealer. *>•!•*< Exporlntont-- •• It Wsrs "You ought to •«•• my cottage in tlv« w-a ala, " said the |«>p»ilar e tioual at'ln-«« "Make it out cd Northern pine ask«x| some one "Not at all," icr light comedy m Hit of F.a«t l.vnne of txrtnitnca OU» CÜAÍANTU Thomas Lincoln, the father of Ab-a ham IJneoln. was a great story teller, and one yam that be never ttrvd of re hearsing waa a bloodcurdling Indian tale. One day. when be was about »van or eight year» old. ami living In Kentucky, be was sitting on a fence, watching bla father and older brother» al work In tbe field. Without a mo mem's warning, a small baud of In diana cam« rushing by on horseback. One ot them, with a sweep of b:« lo'ig • rm. aclsad tbe lad and galloped off. Little Tommy Lincoln looked up Into the rad warrior'« face, and »aid: "Don't kill ma. Take me a prisoner." The Indian smiled. Just then a rifle cracked. Indian and boy tumb'e-1 off tbe horse, tbe Indian dead, w'th a bul let in bla brain. Tommy Lincoln's brother bad come to the rra-.ua Ice Man—G<»id by. old ni»n ; glad yon bail auch a severe wi Coal .Man—Ho long 1 wi»h An Old Friend would ! MORE THAN HALF A ŒNTIM Ths Ssasua» t ourlow» N H. 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Being strictly a vegetable preparation, you will find it agree» with you much l-etter than a drug store conco»-ti.>n or any of the widely advertised potash •ad mercury remedies, which affect the bones, muscles and stomach, causing -- _ _ . Rbeumalism <>r Drama*« If you __ have never triad S. S s . y.m will ba _ — _ _ surprised st tbe immediate good effects, g UK9 Sa Sa Sa f°e no sooner <bws it get into the circulation than ths appetite increases; you grow stronger, and grndually but surely it drives out the poisons and restores tbe blood to a healthy conditio«. If there is a sore or ulcer on the body, it begins to heal ar<rund the edges, the dis charge finally ceases and tbe place get» well; muscular an-I bone pains vsnub, and the sain is relieved of all tuning, irritating eruptions Nervous, run down and anaemic people will find S. S S. juat the medicine they need, for blood poverty and illy nourished nerves are responsible for their condition For old people and children S. 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"No "If I bail more nn'iiey have tc i I«y more debts. " CASSON — ALUM IN FOOD. f»<»«saunl Cawftosn. e. “You tru»t me thoroughly, don't you. Ethel?" "Of course. Edgar but tell me. are the installments ou thia diamond ring all j*aid off*" . Mitchell Bicycles ADVANCE THRESHER CO N.V T £ MUX: m I £ AFFECTED II LOCÍHJTOR ATAJIA. A DYSPEPSIA What ia Ovaritis ? A Nsgativs fares "The man who shoots us out of sea "Well I see they are going to bare arm Is to b» fined.** a real naval arch " “Fined? Goodness, ma I If they real •‘What's tlw idea of that?" ly want to atop It, why don't they Im “Oh, 1 sup|«»«r it ’s to comincrorats the way Dewey has been forgotten." prison him for Ilfs or electrocute him?" —Puck. Ou the Knsmy's Fire, ef Cours«. **1 think the enemy baa got our range, captain." said tbe officer of the day. "How In the world are we to cook our dinner?” replied the captain, absent mindedly.—What to Eat. Ovgsstlbmtv el feeds Rice, raw eggs and boiml venison require only one hour to digest Al the other end are pork, roast t«wf, cabbage and hard eggs, which require four to five hours Tbe groom may lead the bride to tbe altar but bls leadership la apt to end there. Every nun la sometimes abat ba should be at all times. ' AXcfirtiiUe Preparation for Aw sinulaliftß itwhxxlandilrfuia Uni! fia* SkiaiKlt* .11x1 llowclw tf I Promote.« DigrAlionCIrerful new« anti Cvnldiivt nrtlhiT Ojmint Morphine nor Marra! CASTORIA For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Imsi rs I . 1st-I. r>os n raid la vas 4sy Mo cura. No Fsy. Bears the Signature N ot N arcotic . His Mala* "Look here, my dear, I cannot afford t«> entertain on such a «calc at you have indulged in of late." ■‘John. I really l«-liew you are just the kind of a man who would I«* per fectly happy if you lived within your income. * phissioin A peneri Remedy fnri'owtlgwi lion. Sour Stomach Durrtvoe/v Worms .1 onwdMorrt. 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