The Santiam news., April 05, 1901, Image 4

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SAVED BY A Puffi OF WIND.
MfrthaRl W hn
iTubUer y
1hroM|h an I nfurrovn Aiti«lstal.
Mlf tto trutb w«nr knuwn.* mi <1 II»*
brad uf a large vboleaalc bouae uf tld*
City. "I dar* sa y wr woukl to atarUrd
at lhe uurntor of mm uf ntTair« lu any
large pla«* w bu Uahitually aigu Irtirra
and otber documenta w il bout nNUling
ttom T h«* y tocomr ctxolBrsd ibat II
La ph) alcali y lin|RMkslble to * x * d glamw
at evrrytblng rvquiring slguaturw ami
renlgu tbrmarbra to the mpcraalty of
‘truating aoaMrtaody.’ I us«-d (u bave
thaï Idra mysclf." vont II» urd tto w bob*
•a 1er. "but lt wa* riptodrd t»y rathrr a
Btanllng Inridrut. ami »incf tben I bave
nrvrr art tuy | m * h to m unfamHiar
pa|»er
11 . affair t w L b 1 t*frr <>
urrvd yram ago. «brn I wan In tba
manufa« turing huMhn«»« In anotber < ity.
SVa had an mormon« mall that grvw
largrr rvrry day. and «Lllr I dirtatrd
tvry fvw ifikMrn m)«« lf I madv lt a
rulr tu aigu ail ouigoîng lettrm an prral
dmi of thr t'om|uiuy
‘ Koiiirtinira tbrrr would t«e •rvrral
hut>drvd In a l>at<'h. • nd tny runffden*
liai <irrk. In «boni I bad the tnuat Im-
,•1 i it tm*t finally g t to bringing th«»
In wHb the rod* ovrrtapi“«'«!. *o al!
t *»u!d *er wn* a *u>«v«.«iun of lit»«’* f< f
my signature 1 didn't like the plan
but It •«’rtm’d the only way of getting
ri«l of the job an<! I would grab a | m - i >
’•l
• nd »lap d* wn a *u« • ■« ••••.«»ii
of aut»
graph« *t lightning *¡ »* «1
< »f «'« ur»««
I wa« k«-|d adv lard •« to the general
c b*ra< trr uf the tnnll. but tmh**« *«»me
quotlon w ** ml»«-«I I m*v «*r tb«>u gilt of
taking «»tit a letter and rending It < »nr
winter day I will never forget It a *
lung a* I live tb«* clerk brought In an
untisually big luiti b of letter* to to
sign**«! an<! waw al»oijt to d«q>'*ll tb«*
abenf on my desk. w h«*» aumrl»udy
oprh«*d an outside du<i i»r and let tn a
Fully
half the
•everw blast of wlml
I
•hreta were blown over ihr mum and
I In* «»1*1 « Irr lx
some went Into th«* lire
Instantly drup|M*d on bl* i knee* ami bo­
g*n rullr«'ting the pai* rra In frnutic
haste. I w nu A»t<»nlsb«'d at bln eletto-
m«*nt and e«i»eclat!y at hl* agitation
w ben be failed t«» fimi m»mr of the lot.
U by. i d<>/* ii or so were burn« «!.’ I
Mid. and at Inst be went away, very
rrlu* tantly. to prepare copic«
When hr left thv n«»m my wtrnog
bundl'd nt«* n sh«w-t that
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It «
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blown i! ::-b r h - -b -k
on my hanker for tny snf«*
box.
w hh b contal in-d nt tbnt tlm«’ <»wr >.‘LV
odd In currency.
! «io d u m f< »untied
and whih* I wa« trying to dcvld«* what
to do tny d«*ar ohl c<»nt!d«’ntial clerk
qulvtly walked out a aide d«*«»r am! was
•ever h« ar«l of again. I think thv order
w a« merely <»nv document of »evrral.
*11 covering an elaborate »« heme to loot
the concern, Lu’-, be that na It n.ay, 1
Lad tny iv«u*on nn«l since then I have
never Iwen t«M> busy to read a letter be­
fore signing It. I find It enn I m * dolle
•«»Uy enough by tb«» use of a little
•yutetn.” New Orlino« Tllue* Detuo-
craL
At thi, wjwn the housekeeper muit look
•penalh after the baking |x»w*!er.
A, she cannot make gocxl cake with bail egg,
no more can she make cake that it light, delicioua
and daintv with interior lukmg powder.
Royal Baking Powder is indispensable for the
preparation of the finest food. It imparts that
peculiar I ghtneas, sweetness and flavor noticed in
the finest cake, biscuit, doughnuts, crusts, etc.,
which expert bakers say ia unobtainable by the
use of anv other leavening agent
Deep Sea Communing*
' That's about as bum a ph-c« of ma
rlne arrhite«furr »aid th«* aiarfi»b. in
ap«'cting the hull of Noah*! ark. a*
•ver plow* ! (foe*«» Mtm
r> I don’t kn«o*. repl ' 4 the tor
cle, "I m a good d«**l stu< k on it. my
s«df.’’ Chh ng«» Tri bun»’
Bilk Worm m America,
There are from right t*» ten S|M'<
of »Ilk worms in this country.
y
A Treasure.
Blr~ W hat make* you haie auch
iit**4 cooAdrnrv in yt >U wife’
I ««ve h-r |l< to pay a
T I«
for n • ami »h>' broukht
all of iliv
< haiiK*'
Detroit
Fr. »•
[pt gch £} l obopumh^
Albert Edward • Cegar*
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11 .o jer pH.ie fUf if * . ¡gar*
prerluu*
*«?eua aro
»wen
f/»' f' X 4-h etntf
Of! the Colt!.
ik L
«■ • cold is
. ia
hvearr N«. I s« I », *
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Tl • • f< »Ir. I, t«i »««•> i
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t lh. »»«
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Ijualivc Bromo’Quininc
U»« fs-«o»<!v thaï fur«« a r«»l«i I m w
Cooking School for Doctors.
Frnu ll«'dwlg Hvy! haa start*««! a
rooking school for die
«
tor* In Ih’rlln
Ikxtam from FrM>< e ». Russia an»! Italy
a* well as Germany, have alr»'A<ly
taken the coins'*, and It i* reported
He Didn’t Stay.
tly to I <• • fttablishvd In nil tbr
"Tommy, run up and tell your *l*t« r < apital* of Europe.
I’m her«' wfll you*
■ Aw what « th«» us* * Hh«‘ know* it
N «•
’van*«- w I en sh* »»*e you cornin’ I hear
I •
her aay. ’l>**ar m«*. there «om«-* that
• .«»*«! I
empty head«*«! dude again
Phlladel
that bri
phla Evening Bulletin.
* lie aald It wa» a her
’ Hr »aa right
The fir
KOO." lloeton Tranacript.
PRINCE ANO CLERGYMAN.
the
He W ji Ervphatic.
"I am Infurmed that >our husband I*
a profeaaor of languagr. and I vulled
to flnd out what hi» (rrm* are
• Well, when hr * elettoti, they arc
uniti for pubil« at tun
Kli hninnj Dia
patch
VSur <iu '.» «**4
I’ .»« Iftaf. »: • «'I •<
ir;*.-,
If
HH S’OND
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Alb • <«ri «
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Fr »«• :m< claitAS situa it**
It
m -ad
Woman’* Way.
"A tomín usually think* her hu*
band per feet " »aid th«' young man
-Yea an«wrr«M| Slrlu* Barker
Hr
may I
a ¡ » rf« t donk<-v or a p««rfr« t
bent' ■ but hr * perfect." Indianapoll*
Pi»»*
Good. Live Agents Wanted
In all un»-«reup'r4 territory f«.»r th*
I
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< aitwr'• I •* Si
b*S« !>•* w*bm»|
sn4 e®vr It «St* B«’
Bior* tLstj | ur int A way* *»• t««f « azlvi •
V ew of a Man VV ho Never
Picked a Winning lloro.
Anecdote! of the new *ov ereign of
Gr< at Britain will d<»ubtivK* I m - popular
fur sumr tin»«* to com«* at h.ist until
tb«* nwrity of Id« »<•<•« M* <«n shall have
worn away
A short urn«* ng«» he «.is
«faying at a friend's country p!a« «■ a
thr W«s«t <»f Englatn!. where, among
th«- gi*«’isfM. w ns a somew hat c«'ii<*«dtrd.
straight la« rd, ami lnt<-rfvring < Ivrgy
man
ldit«*rlhg thv bllbird room » nr
morning
sh«»rtly
after
brrukfust
th«» |a*n»on found hl* royal highlit sa
dwply lntrr«wt«»d In a »porting pap« r.
Instead of r«*tlr!hg at oner, as any man
<»f tact would haw dune, thr < l«-rgymau
fon»ed hlmsvlf ii|««»n the prln<*e
"Might I ask your highursM if «u h a
pa|M»r as you arv reading really Inter
rst* yquY* said hr.
I am n«d In tbr habit, sir. of reading
what dor* not Interest me.** aald thr
priiu-e very rigidly, and then tururd
again to his pii|M*r.
Th«* parson, however, determine«.! to
have hi* say, continued In a suinrw bat
dramatic tone of voice
•'Don’t you think. y«»ur royal hlghnena.
that horse raring and totting are a
gnat curse to thl* country? Now,
what would your royal hlghnv«* think
<»f a man talaa, one«- a frlrm! of mine)
who lost
through totting? Hr
to|i| me himself that be never w on
in hi* life through backing burs«**
What would your royal blgbm sa think
of su* b a manF”
The ivrln«**». dlMgmitrd, aald very
quietly
••What do I think of au<t» a
man? Well, I will tell you. air. I
think him • tulghty bad judg** of horse-
ffMbr’- l.oml«»u Express.
Wale,’
a 9«.
Th* Itasi l‘rrsr r I pt i««n for ^talari*
A quarrel rec ently o< ■ urr«*d l*«*twf«’n rblll* «t’4 Fever H s b*ot tic ot ürvvc** T au» U '•«*«*
two maiden ladle* Said the younger I hill 4 .mu- H 1» », ti, j. Ì y Iran An.t qnlniue in
*
1er» s., * ar*. S« >‘a. Frira Mar
one
"I Will indar If ! shall !<»*r my locks
Jukt th* PAtient for Him.
ton. «lu i-n I get your agvt*
Young Dr. Fr«-»h Herr comm that
The < i* b'f <»n<
You may to lu« ky H Mr». Towlcr
1‘oaltivrly tirare lan't
you do
Tit Bits
tl V flr»t thin, that allo her.
Old Dr Klirr' Erldcntly you ara
to < I I nt
Boaion
)u*t thr mak fot brr rane
lai* loa
Tran»« rlpt
inunD»La o fu
IL w . un»v-r‘» i
UHUS
S20 • *25 • S36 • S4O
Avoiding th* Rush.
Polltb Ian Tell me the best way to
I »I D I. Ml RRII I CYCI I CO.,
get out uf |M»llt 1« *
roatiaao. o«s
IOS-Ill Hat* StrwL
Turn prohibitionist
"Oh. that'* very sudden; I want to
get out gradua.»y."- Hmart 8«’t.
HOMI fíROWN grass
!• lh*l ss
s m’unie i f 4. «i to. h«i*
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a
l'or MAUW witkr HH At:r T % k I ><*
am ->thr kit.4 of *r*w» '
W ’ « a
‘ « •• ' ■ • - • fa
'hill Tonte,
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ha*
ì»tl
|w-!««c
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•easunt
l*< « .»«a the i«»rir. la is plainly t« priutr l on rvrry
thr • ar
ìo’i «■• f«r • «»-• --’l • 4-4p»r ia
botti*showing that it Is • w :» P . h •:»«! Uuf. a.l
vuur 1-1« ihst «ili
«o « »t»« « raeuile prie*
fciue lu » U u ' i - k , m lortu N.« t ur«, So I’ay >•
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wr
*!'l srt>«l instruetions
She Was Rea**ur*d.
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M J ««»I I il l»a A « «»
Tvddy Won't you come and see <i|. w>r* ait i hnp ft«-rs of ali k »««ls <»( «»rasi
a
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M«»w< <»W, I I» % II«».
our new baby?
Freak HI*»» In Sew York.
old Maid Tva< her Yea, dear, when
Alon* Broadway. New York, when
.*•. |4 tvoi
M. U
your aunt la better.
, the day I* tine and the »trevta are
Te<ldy oh, but It ain't catching '-
writing lw advertisers pi*aa*
. thronged, the thrifty shopman hang*
Smart 8ct.
ukanltuu ibis |>ap*r.
out a sort of a cart du jour which, with
it* atarlti* black and white letter», com­
pel, regard, and It there are no atop«
■f the «|H-«^llng i ar the Iti.pre-■> ti mad«
by th«-««,
placard* I* uncommonly
amualng.
*'Wa»linl>le Boy*' Suita!” allow* the
mind to dwell for a moment ui>>>n the
poa. bllltle« If tray* were not wavtiable
"Half t>ff Men’» ar><! Boy»’ Butta!
A nearer view might »how a temporl*
Ing per cent, but the flying car make«
no allowance*
•Nuclety for the Kncotiragenient of
lh«’ Kiwi ion llaxf* klwnya lc«>n^lit lux*» bornr ttir *lgnn-
WiMtrliig Clean Shirt»"' The ¡■••"■ra ..
fur«- <>l < Ii.i*. II. I I«-1. In r, liuti li.»* l>< . n ma.!«* iiiuli r III*
tlon committee flaahe« In and out of
nrrMHiai »ujrarvi.ion for over 30 yciir».
lllow no onn
to «|«H-rh«v you In till*.
< ounU-rt'elt*, Imitation* nini
mind, amt for »mall favor* the VuirH
•• .lu't .»«."ixxl •’ ur«' but I' v |>< ri in < ii I « litui ciuliuiu-.-r t lie
rt*ra In thanksgiving
licaltli of < iiililreii Eupcricnce itgaiii.l IA|>«'rini< ut.
"Dinner* Ten Cent* am! t’p
why not. If It really I* not worth more.
"Wear Unr of our (S Mult» and You
Will Have a FltT' one firm ter»ely and
('n*foriit I* u li.irml«-** .iil>*titiit<v for Cn*t«>r till, l“nrc-
goric, l»rop* nini Soolliing Mvrup*.
It I* l‘lr«uu«nt.
It
facetiously puta It
«■oiilnln* lu iilu'r Opium, Ytorplilno nor otlu-r Narcotic
”l.adl«** Skirts Rebounded?” I* the rn-
Milratau«-«*. li* n"<. 1« It* giutruiitcc. It «Ictrov* Worm*
eouraglng promise lettered by a little
nml itili«)« I'«"«rri.lin«'*«. It cure* IHitrrliu :« »nil YY imi
Polish tailor una<<|ualnt«xi wltb tbe tu-
t'ollc. It rclh'vc* Tictliing Troubl«'«, « nr«-* t'on.tipalion
trlcacle* of our tongue.
limi I'Litiili'iicv.
It ii *.Iniil.it«** tl»«* lo.xl, Tcgiilut«** th»
Ntomiu 1« nml ilowcl*, giving l««*nlthy nml nut unti *lc«-p.
IV-<|M rrmrnta fl>r <'lllarn.lilp.
Tho < lillilrcn’« l*nmtc«'ii The .Mother** Fricml.
Until a few Kin ax<> Mlnnrxuta ao-
corilr.) tba rlfht of mifTra,.* to rlvIlUiM
Indiana certitled b, dlatrlct court a to I h >
fit for the rinrxl«« of the auffraga. in
Bears the Signature of
Florida a rr<|ulrvn>rnt of «uffrn,e «ia
enrollment In the local militia. Ten-
neaaee provided that peraona of color
who were competent wltneaaca In a
court of Juatlcv «kalnat a while man
might vote In that Flat«.
strns.
What is CASTORIA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
«M «ta«»»« (•■•••*.
**w«rv. «,««*••« •*▼«.
There ar* half a doien way« of do
ln< »verythtng. but there I« alway« on«
I way botter than any of tike other,.
Ready to U*e
Wiro- ^Why du yuu bu> •uch a lot
of «tamp* at o.io
Hu«b*ad- Ho there II b* a few that
wotit get eturg together
A mere
dt«p*r
»1« »»«••»
• ha Worried,
Nlpp- M v wife worried nil last ••*!
for fear ■ I *hould dl*.
Tuck- Were yc Ml ll«C
Nlpp- No. but tny Ilf* ln*uranre pol
Icy ran i out and H <»■ »eveial day* be-
gut It renewed ~ Philadelphia
fore I L
Evening Bulletin
SAW DARK SPOTS
A Vktits »( Biliouaneaa and laßjtna
lory
Rhcumati.ut
Telia
Hew
He Br<.imr Fit* From
[liar aw
A rernmon ndatlon that I* not based
upon experience |* without value but
iu th«« following Interview the reader
anil at on<w re vug nite thr force of ad
vice that 1» the rvaurt of personal
knowlrdc»
Mr bird Ycrkm Hawley la a travel
In* man who*«, bonte te It I9J« W
II. haa
Boon Ave. Npokane. Waah
rwcrntljr had an r«pvrirn<e of more
t..an cmeral Intvrmt and In an In
tervh’W with a rrprearntatlve of t he
tipokratnau Hcvlev, of Hpokaira. he
aald:
In June, 1«99. I became bllloua and
•Ubject to dltiy kpelle. I had no ap
petite, my heart »«•«•med to flutter at
tltnva anti beat Irregularly, and dark
«poi» etranwd to float before my vym
Thl» continued tor about all month*
Durln* that time I wan troubled with
lanrane** in my back and pain* over
my kidney».
I wra» under a phy»l
clan'* rare and be told me my trouble
waa
blllouane»» and
Inflammatory
rheumatism. I waa In bed for over
four week* nnd did not aeetn to be
Kettin* any b«>tter.
"One day I »aw an adv«’rtis«*ment In
which It waa »tatrd that a rase almi
lar to mine had been cured by Dr
William * Pink I’lll* for Pale Propl«'
I prtM urvd »otnr of the pill* and with
In two week* the Inflammatory rb«*u
matlam which had become very ac
cute ant! caueed me the moat interne
Buffering, wa» entirely cured.
"You will therefore reallte tnat I
am n firm oellever In Dr. William »
Pink Pill*. They cured me and I am
no *ure that they will prove equally
valuable In other <a»e* that I hav.
recitminended them to a great manj
people.”
NEI» Y EKKEH IIAWLKY
Dr William * Pink Pilla for Pah
Paopl«' nr«» an unfailing apedft. fot
auch db’i*.i*«*M n* locomotor ataxia
partial pnralyHia. St. Vitua* dan< «*. *cl
ática, neuralgia, rhemnatlam. idtvoui »
...
, ,
p.tathm uf the heart, pale and .-allow
<-ompleiionn and nil form* of weak
ii> N either lo molo or I mba S o
b> all dealer! 01 eeot direct from Dr
•
N Y 50 cents per lx»s, or all boxee
for |2 SO.
Easdy Adjusted
Pardon tn« ’ »aid th«* busy man tc
the Innuiaoc«* agent who had forced
bln wav into th«* offl« r. "but I nm not
prepared to talk to you to lav
"Ihm't Ivt that worry you. ' replied
th«* Inaurante aient "111 do the talk
Ing
Philadelphia Pre»»
UNITED STATES SENATOR ROACH
AUTHORS AS GOOD WALKERS.
William a«4 Mary 1«..«*.»», the M olelv
Kweww w rll>r*
It I* Mid that tlie l«-st («ratUMtew of
tb* nineteenth ivtitury warw UUltaiu
and Mary Howitt, the writer* of *o
many charming bit* of literature I bey
began to walk on tbelr wohllii* day,
au.l kept on w alk i u«tduring m at I, • i
ty year* of msrrh-d llfr
In IM34. when walking was far frwtn
fashionable, this sturdy yuakrr |»a!r
walked
uilh** among thv H* «»<cti
muuntalua. carrying tiv« v*»ary luggng«*
on ttolr atn»ng young backs
cl«uit*rd Bro leumon«!. wadvd str
crawled ovvr I m <• s* rambled thr«>ugh
brackm. and sib! down
d«-ni«** lu
th* courw uf this wihl tramp
Doubt
Irsa th* pv'asanta fancied they
mad
In the fifty flr»t y«-ar of tb«'.r luarrb«!
life, w ton Mrs. Il«»wlit w •• ••»••r 7») am!
b«-r huston«! ahn«wt MY they atartad
out oi»r sutnm«'r morning to climb an
Alp <»f the Tyr**l
Fr«»n> tl»»* tiling«* uf
Taufrra they climbed a r<si«l t«»> ste
for vt-bklca. walk g str.»«Illy for ff
luura.
At dusk they earn» to a farmer’*
.'balet. there they were cordially Invlt
rd to supper an«l there f«»r two nigt ts
they alept on the awrrt, fresh toy in tl»«*
torn, and employed th«* <!ajs In twbs
climbing to the nnxintain tup.
An en'ursion w hi« b tod l»e*'ti planned
f«»r W illiam 11« witt * b.rtb<!«y after he
ha»! ptM^d bi* eightieth year, was r«*
lu«tan(!y a to nd« »»»«*< I
dim * of th*
rain
A y«ar or two later hla wife
wrote
"Father and I have just come In from
a pleasant walk right into (hr country,
amongst picturesque bouse* and such
auelvLit urchartts am! parkllk«' Acids
•« altered over with grand old Spanish
cbestnuta»1*
.Mr ilowltt died In |S*U, ag»*l M
y«'*rs. For a few y «ar* more hl* faith
ful footmafe t<M>k «|Uirt «troll* and
gathered th«* fl«»w«’r* her bii*ton«l |«> v « h |
An«! when the bad lived to »«*•* «*lghty
nine years *br g«*ntly fell ashs*p
You! b’s < *<>mpanl»»n
LONG TRAMP WHILE ASLEEP
mr io strength, »ijoo and appvtitr
Prrnaa hi» (reati*
Say*
In the first pine«., it sbo«ild b* no«»4
Hon W X Roach V 9 a»nator
from North Dakota, in a letter written that catarrh I* on«« of the most pi«'«-
almt and universal maladlea known
from luirtmorr North Da«"ta. aaya
to nra-lh al s< i< n*«'. Nearly »vorytrady
has catarrh In aonra dvgrv« or phas*.
In th* •veund place. It should be
note«! that Pvruna la the only scien-
t title. Internal catarrh remedy yet de
vlaed.
This explain* the almost universal
Everybody use* Po-
use of Perun*.
run*, high and low. rich and p«M>r.
great and »mall IN* run a haa fought
It* way out frt»m among tbe host of
«atarrh rrrurdie*. and *tan<!s unique
and alone today aa thv catarrh rvm-
r«ly par ex-rllvncr.
By It* w*ll-
earned merits it haa attracted the at­
tention of the greatest, and the bust*
est. and th«* ar|*rst people.
It I*
equally sppllrable to all ages, to both
aelre. and to every climate
Notting In the history of medicine
ha* ever rquallr**! t.«c growth of thia
haa
remarkable remedy.
Catarrh
b«*« ome a national disc**«*
Pr ru na
L a * tovome a national r«*medy.
Dr
Hartman, the Inventor of l*«*runa . haa
bvcotn* the to«t known phyah Ian In
the I’nitvd Htatea.
All thia la eiplalnvd by the fa< t that
peruna cures catarrh wherever located,
('atarrh Is liable to attark Any organ
••P.-rsujided by a tr end / hate of th* human body,
Catarrh la not
used 1‘rrunn as a toms and am a local disease but a ayatetnie dia*
ease,
Pvtuna
la
not
a
Imai remedy,
glad to testify that it has greatly
Prruna
but a ayatemle rem « mi y
helped me in strength, sigor and runM catarrh by eradicating it from
appetite.
I hate been advised by the system.
Hut h «»ires are n<>( temporary but
friends that It is remarkably ef-
fleas' o is as a sure f< r the almost permanent
If
not derivo proni pt anti
unh ersal somplaint of satarrh.”
Satisfactory result•* from the use uf
giant-e at th«' history of l*«'runa
Peruna. write at onrv to Dr Ifnrtman.
Never before In the history ««f medl giving a full statement of your vnsv
rlnr haa any remedy
rrmrdy rr*
rceulved cm many tn-I he will to ptea*«-d to give you hl*
•ndorwwmmta from pe«»piv of national laluablv tt«fvlce gratis
Importance, aa Peruna
\ ’ I
I d Hartman. P:« «¡ lent of
Th«* riplanation of thia remarkable th** Hartman Kanllariuni, Columbus,
edrrumatamv can only be found by a Ohio.
Th« Soft Answer.
Hit Point*.
First boy Is that a good house dog
Jrwulvr |«*nthusla»th'«lly) I smiur*
you thv wat«*h is worth twhv thr
8« m ot>d boy N«i
money. It « worth lu guinea* If It's
Quo«! bird dog*’*
worth a peony
’ No
Customar I Should hardily say that
'Good for rabbit*’’
Jeweler twarming> Yuu doubt my
”No ’
word?
Know* some trie ka. perhapa’"
Customer
<-on*ultlng
his
«»wn
"No "
watch» I m« an to say it s a lie on
"What I* It good
thr face of It. Thr thing * an hour
"Nothin' only to
•low
Judy.
shi>WM
N» w York
Kent Ui br Man M u I b • Ten M Ilea With«
oat Hein# tw«re <»f It.
Mark Subh-ttr n wvllkl><»wn young
man. board* nt the D«,nn huu«»\ lu Ver
aalllea, Ky
III* father
Arthur Sub
lette Jive*(Ire inliv* eoutb of Vvmalll»’*,
on McCowan« ferry turnpike
When
Sublette start* <1 to hl* rc,M»m. I>rtw» eo
11 and 12 o’« l’H k the other night, be re
marked to a frieod
••.My elater 1» very alck. and I ought tv
have goDe home lu n-ght I II dri-v <»ut
tomorrow ’
Hr went to «h-ep at on. v At I o’vl'M k
LE ROY
In the nitirnlng * ¡Mdlwman met Sub
Model 50
lette walking hurriedly toward M* <’*>w
$35.00.
an* ferry r«>a>l lie bnil«-*) It Im and r»»
reived no reply
KI m » u | 2 o’vlovk Sub roana.» oeiiviav
lette walked lute» hl* father * toou«v ami
Io hl* aleter’* Iwdnole. lib|Ulrv«l how «tie
wn*. vonvvr»«*d with bl«» •tepmothcr
aome minute*. Iind twfnrr the family
win aware of It hr left the houae
II«*
walked l»a<*k to \ rmalllre aud r«turn*l
to I mm I at the hulrl.
When Sublette- awoke' .-»t •»»»’«l*»*k th«
HENRY
next morning
wan footaorv at;d ♦ \
batiMtrd. but kn<*w mdblng of bi« nov
Jobhorn of liloyolo
turnal jaunt until, according to h1« plan,
he drove to III* father », nnd they qur*
Honed leliu «I hhi I hurrying «»fT In th*
night.
Sublette rltli* ubd the
of l t\‘!ig
Iwe’ti there until the family** evidence
wn« ftiippurtrd by tl»at <»f hl« r«>om
iiutfe*. who mifltard him It»«* tv*(lm<»ny
of Pollrrtnan Albert Corti«, who tnrt
him In thr «treed, ami hl* own bllatervd
feet nud «*xhauMt«*el lM«ly.
LIVE AGENTS
WANTED
LE ROY
Model 50,
$35.00.
or ivt r
eoaiiia
TO SELL LE ROY Bi GY CLES
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run cata
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I»L -*« <>V S
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GOODMAN A COMPANY,
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SuniJrlcn
Portland, Oregon
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc
Bee Line Busies
A Matter of Hearing.
Suburbanite* You've got a new bah)
at your hou»«* I hear
Townite <Jreat Scott’ can you h*ai
It away out there in the suburb** De
trolt Er« «' Pre**.
MONEY
î ’ hé ’ rs -
Hrlfsot I ni'-n s«»i4‘er« wb«» h*»nitle«<le*! le«»
• io» arr. • l^forr Jun*- ¿ D».< (no inaile: l
«ban -u ivwL »ht>uid auLlrr««
IO NKÌ *. < Orf. W »ahtngt*»«, I». « .
¿liïïlffîl
li
Springtime Resolutions
Mt«»rmy IniugtirstlDii D«y**
President* have In many va«r* Item
loath to d«*i»art from traditional rua
tom* or to d!**ttppulnl the throng gather
ed f«»r the Inauguration < errtnuiiy. anti in
**jinr ca«c* have aeriously endangered
their braltb by Insisting upon taking
thr oath of uffb'r In th** upvn air. regard
les* of th«* state of the weather. It was
• uvh an adhvrvm••• to pr»*< « «lent that
brought on the cold which rmultrd In
the «hath of William ll«*nry Harrison
Preshh-nt l.hvoln had thr must Intdr-
men! uf lnaugurat!«»i» days *« di«| «1*.«
General Grant. r:r«i<l<nt Benjamin
llnrrlson was ahn«>**t bhblrn from the
crowd by an utubrvlla w In n hr took thr
oath of off!»-«*, an«! th»* natal «lay of
President Clrvvlat»«i‘» •«*»<>nd ten«» ua*
charavtcrlxv«! by the ap|»«arauvr of a
full drtig« d bhuxard Prr«..d«*iD« Hay« *«
and M< Klnlry were Imlwd thv only
chief executive* who In recent yv*r*
hate l>rrn smiled upon by tunny title*
- Cunkry * Home Journal.
S65.00 AND UP
IF YOU WANT AN
ENCINE, BOILER
SAW MILL
HL.NNLY, $00.00 and up
Iroi
Or tn fact anythin, tn ito M-uhirw Itnr,
write ua loe Ca.aL^ue» and Price«.
sul
MITCHELL. LEWIS 1 STATER CO.
First ari Taylsr SI:.
Pjrtlind, O tjss . ,
NEW LIEI
RUSSELL A CO.,
rurthnd »z,./ Spokinn
IO OLD FENCES!
,
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.Anchor Clamps and Upright
Where WOmrn Propowr.
There are autiir curious custom* c<»n
Mure rs!let ff«>m bqunf, ««plum and tobacco
arcted with marring«* In the Torre*
habil«. f**n«l h*f particulars to
Strait* An-hlpvlago. It
«IrnoAt uni
h«l«r iRflititi, 314 Siith St, Portland. Or veraally thr woman who prupoara
• » ♦
Having found a young man to brr Ilk
I or Catalogue*
Ing. the girl tnakr« • string armlvt and
given It to hl* sister, who a< t* a* a
..of..
gobvtwevti. A meeting .« arrange«! In
thr bush, and a harmless ronwrsafiun ir*at < <»n*btn«lturt of Strength an>! Bvsuty
MANTELS,
take* pla< r, during w bleb, however, •■T a 4 T h T hat Bist* ••
thr following questions an«! replies, in
See Our .Anchor Clamp
GRA TES
a«»nir form or other, will protuihly l»e
Y« mi w«Hil«l to surprised ll y<*i knew
made: Hr: MDo you like me properT*
how htlir II WvSl*1 ««*St IOU Io fix Up
B
and
She: ’’Yr*. I like you wltb my heart
Anchor « smi-s ani I'prifhia, «tul •
• nd eye You are my man I like you
V* r
<”*<■ SlArhsrs, an«1 m«U
■ I*» fstkes io.«» Dèe a hew «»t»»
TILINGS..
• lt«»grtbrr.” The wtnldlng «lay la tiled
ANCID»!
FKN< K l«M>bs •<>
then and there for no distant date. —
«4» »Iron* that far rrs sum*xtM**
Addre»*
ink thst !•» muai Vc high pHc*d. B
Cunkry’* Home Journal
iitt i, thi »/h
M. J. WALSH
I «I». k,.
vati»*, >hecp and flog light. iix1Ilr. .„Tb., .
t
ORI QOM.
"My wife tut» an liupiMlliiient In her
•I»** h." Mill Hit- mail with Ihr gray
FARM. RAILROAD AND I.AWN LLNCL
t etiU>le«
*‘l.u< ky man " mi <! the inali wltb lira ’ ' ‘
1 ••
• * •
The Portland Anchor Fence Co
t|r '• Wa'.'»1 I ».
brown < bln wblnkrr*.
74» Nkotai St.. PORO.AND. Oregon.
"Iran't you brllevv It
Mira haa Jtl't
** nim b to »ny on certain iH-eanloti» a*
any woman would have nn.l It take*
POULTRY NETTING
her twice aa long to get through "
Huy bom ihr *shutariur*r PrW in tuli r«»il»
• r t < ■ » t'g
j
tllanapolia I'r.-M
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g
•
I’erfbrmln» a Hwcrrtt Duly.
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Hogan Ol foun.l th«' mon timi hit
•
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All Kin 1« nt * ir. an.| Iron Work.
wl<i tb» brick a« Ol was pwMln*
PURTLANO WIRE A IRON WORKS
alley. ’Twa* Garrlgnn.
lav r.raaa *t , f.rll.n.l, Or*,»a.
Grogan Are ye* goln' to git even?
"Ol am not 'Twa* all a ml»tak*. Th'
JOHN
l^rJand, Oreg m.
mon waa only .loin' hl* ' Jooty
It
C’ouglit Ol wa* th' cop lu plain clothe*.
Fool •»< M«rriw>ft limi,
ItHllktiapolla 1’iraaa.
Can give you the beat bargain* in
1 UK
Keeley Cure
YOU DO
YOUR PART
WELL
DO OURS
Ruggir*, Plow*. Boiler* and hngine*.
Windmill* ami Pumi*« an I («eueral
Machinery. He» u* l»af«»r* bu» mg.
If you don't tollera that beet g«ii
era tee motion, observe a I m re fool lx>)
when he happen* tn step on a lit# coal
The lea. some u>eu know the tirar,
they tell.
FOOT*POWER™ ’''s’s •
Nature made a inl.take in .reatina
men who live for tl.rn.-elv« • alone.
nini
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as
tucaiats»swtits
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