When it reached “Gold Bugs,” that
The Melon Didn’t Count.
STOP, THIEF!
particular eye flared up like a fusee.
The memoirs of Genera I Marbot upon
“Now, what should you say if Gold the first French empire relate that, on
Rod’s angel was bidden to make her fair.
Stop a small malady, which is stealing your
Bo lie wove the sunshine into her hair.
strength, before it outruns your power to arrest
Bugs went up again to 5>£, eh?"
the
occasion
of
a
very
formal
distribu
it,
and recover what it took from you. The
He
took
of
the
midnoon
’
s
cloudless
skies
ROM actual analysis made by me, I pronounce
“Rot!”
*£ ■
tion of rewards made by Napoleon before safest and promptest recuperator of Waning
And fashion’d therefrom her two blue eyes.
vitality,
is Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which
“
Right
you
are,
dear
boy.
‘
Rot,
’
is
He washed her white with the sinless snows
Ratisbon, an old grenadier came forward renews vigor,
flesh and nerve Quietude because
the Royal Baking Powder to be the Strongest
And painted her cheeks with the dawn’s faint it? Well, well, you think 1 misled you and demanded somewhat sharply, to the it restores activity to those functions whose in
, rose.
Interferes with general health. Use Your blood in Spring is almost certain to
about that little deal, eh?” ,
astonishment of all, a cross of the Le terruption
and Purest Baking Powder before the public.
He dimpled her tiny hands and feet,
the Buters for dyspepsia, malarial, rheumatic
be full of impurities—the accumula
“
Well,
if
you
want
plain
speaking,
and
kidney
complaints and biliousness..
He made her sunny and soft and sweet,
gion of Honor.
tion
of the winter months. Bad ven
He molded her round white limbs with art,
Mr. Scherer, I think you did.
“But what have you done?” said Na
He got her from heaven a pure child heart.
tilation of sleeping room«, impure air
“
And
you
and
I'friends,
George!
“Johnny,” screamed his mother, “why are
poleon.
Then he kfts’d her lips and her brow and eyes
yo sitting on your brother’s chest? You’ll kill
in dwellings, factories and shops, over
This is what comes of trying to do a
“Why, sire,” said the“ soldier, “it him.” “I know it,” retorted the urchin. “But
And brought her, sleeping, from paradise.
eating, heavy, improper foods, failure
man
a
good
turn
!
Now,
what
do
you
if I let him up he’ll go swimmin’ and be
Buch
virtue
lies
in
those
kisses
three
was
I
who,
in
the
desert
of
Yafa,
when
Prof. Chemistry, College of Pharmacy Def't,
of the kidneys and liver ¡properly to do
That, how so weary af heart are we,
say if I offer to take those shares off it was terribly hot and you were parched drowned.”
University of California.
The look and the smile on our baby’s face
extra work thus thrust upon them, are
your hands again, since you’re so cut with thirst, brought you a watermelon. ’ ’
WHY KOT.
Bring rest and comfort and endless grace.
the prime causes of this condition. It
up over ’em?”
—Bessie Gray in Ladies’ Home Journal.
“Thank you,” said Napoleon, “but a
is of the utmost importance that you
It is said that if we take care of little
“
At
a
shilling
apiece,
I
suppose.
Ha,
watermelon
for
a
general
is
not
worth
a
Smugglers’ Tricks.
things, the big things will take care of
IMPURE FOODS.
ha!”
cross of the Legion of Honor. ”
themselves. But why can’t we be always
Some amusing anecdotes are related
“A shilling apiece? No, sir; not at
The grenadier flew into a violent prepared for many of onr little troubles.
in connection with the recent discoveries Some of the Many Things We Eat That
‘
a
shilling
apiece.
’
I
’
ll
give
you
what
rage. “Well, then,” , he shouted, “I What’s the use of suffering days and
Are Adulterated.
oi smugglers’ tricks. A few years ago
weeks, when in ten minutes we can get rid
you
gave
for
’
em
and
‘
a
shilling
apiece
’
“Presents, clothes, honeymoon. How over to soothe your injured feelings suppose that the seven wounds that I got of the pain. A sudden attack of backache,
A recent report of the dairy food com
an individual in an ecclesiastical cos
at
Arcola
and
at
Lodi
and
at
Austerlitz
toothache, or neuralgic headache, finds
tume used to cross the frontier from missioner of Pennsylvania names so on earth can one leave out either?” ask What d’ye think of that?”
and at Friedland go for nothing, eh? My the most of us without anything at hand,
Switzerland into France every morning many food products which are adulter ed George Littlecash of himself, earnest
Mr. Scherer found bis magnanimity so 11 campaigns in Italy, in Egypt, in while 8t. Jacobs Oil would cure and put
with a large breviary in his hand. He ated as to raise a query as to what is ly drilling his penholder into a much exhilarating that he drew himself up, Austria, in Prussia, and in Poland yon an end to the trouble promptly.
Now, as when warmer weather comes and
was a man of dignified aspect and re not adulterated. Among the many im furrowed forehead. “There never was a threw open his coat and slipped George's don’t count I suppose?”
the tonic effect of cold bracing air is
Shy.
—
pure
things
sold
are
allspice,
which
of
ceived every mark of deference from the
wedding without presents. As for no Evening Intelligence into his own ' “Tut, tut, tut!" exclaimed the em
And then the good ship faltered, hardly
gone, your weak, thin, impure blood
customs officers, who sometimes accom ten is mainly composed of ground and honeymoon—why, Hetty would be jus pocket.
Ilariug
there
to
hug
the
shore.
peror. “How you do get excited when
will not furnish necessary strength.
The coast was bold. Were it retreating,
panied him part of the way of his d&ily roasted cocoanut shells; baking powder; tified in crying off before the very altar. ”
“You doubt my honesty and my good you come to the essential point of the
That tired feeling, loss of appetiie, will
Possibly she’d hug it more.
stroll. At last a letter put the authori beef, wine and iron prepared as a tonic;
What had placed our friend in this I faith, eh, my dear sir,’’lie said, pull whole matter! I make you now a cheva
open
the way for serious disease, ruined
butter,
buckwheat
flour,
candy,
catchup,
ties on the alert, and the presumed priest
unpleasant quandary was, to begin with, ing out his checkbook and a roll of lier of the Legion of Honor for you
• 1OO REWARD »1OO.
health, or breaking out of humors and
was found to be a professional smuggler, cider, cheese, cinnamon, cloves—the Uncle Piper’s check for £500. It was a notes. Last week you paid me £250. If wounds and your campaigns, but don’t
impurities. To make pure, rich, red
who had contrived to introduce into latter made almost entirely from ground check to marry Hetty and set up house you will be so good as to hand' me back tell me any more about your watermel
The readers of this paper will be pleased
blood Hood’s Sarsaparilla stands un
France at least 1,000 watches in his cocoanut shells, the odor and taste of with, and qua cash was satisfactory the scrip, I shall have much pleasure in on !”
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
equalled. Thousands testify to its
disease that science has been able to cure
breviary, which on examination proved cloves being scarcely perceptible; coffee enough, but accompanied with the wise handing you my check for £362 10s., or
merits. Millions take it as their
all its stages and that is Catarrh. Hall’s
—consisting chiefly of coffee screenings
to be a tin box.
One of our druggists says that in the in
avuncular injunction, “George, marry perhaps,” he added, with cutting sar
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
Spring Medicine. Get Hood’s, because
or
damaged
coffee,
but
sold
at
a
high
Very curious also was the experience
on a cash basis—cash, mind—or never casm, “since you doubt my honesty you medicine business almost, everybody known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
of a former inspector general of customs price as a pure article; fresh “Java” look me iii the face again.” Such ex would prefer Bank of England notes?” wants to sell and not to buy. For in being a constitutional disease, requires a
here. During a visit to Geneva he bought I made from wheat and barley hulls, cellent advice, plus a £500 check, it is i George, who had risen, half dazed, stance, a man came into the store one constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
a clock and instructed the vender to for- roasted with sugar and containing no
day and attached a machine like a cof
the blood and mucous surfaces of the
ward it only when he had informed him i coffee; codfish not codfish at all—mere- impossible for a nephew to spurn, es had just enough presence of mind to fee mill to the counter and began to upon
system, thereby destroying the foundation
gasp in his astonieh^MW'^
of the disease and giving, the patient
of his return to Paris, adding that he i ly cheap dried fish; cream of tartar pecially a nephew in love.
turn
the
crank.
“If it’s all the sa>«e to you, I should. ”
And then, when he had this gold
Strength by building up the constitution
must be careful to pay the duty. One of | adulterated with flour; flaxseed adul-
“What’s that?” asked the druggist, and
assisting nature in doing its work.
“Certainly, my dear sir. ”
the first things that he noticed on his ! terated with starch; fruit “butters,” mine of untold wealth in his pocket and
nee
actor.
The
proprietors bave so much faith in its
“I’m only delighted to hand it back
arrival at his home was this identical [ such as apple butter, peach butter, etc., a full ocean of happiness to look forward to you,” said George fervently as lie
curative
powers, that they offer One Hun Js the One True Blood Purifier. All druggi9'8. $1
“A machine to take the seeds out of
dred Dollars for any case that it fails to Prepared only by C. I. Hood &Co., Lowell, Mass.
timepiece in his drawing room, and in very seldom pure, being adulterated to, George fell into the toils of a plausi passed over the scrip and received the raisins that I’d like to sell you. ”
cure. Send tor list of Testimonials.
reply to his questions his coachman ex | with starch waste and salicylic acid; ble fellow, Tom Scherer of the well
“Will it put them back again?”-
Di I Io are the only pills to take
a
ress
no OU 5 > * 11 o wi th Hood's Sarsaparilla
plained that the tradesman had himself the same is true of grated pineapples; known city firm of Mouton, Scherer & crisp notes and gleaming gold in ex
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
The
peddler
gave
a
pitying
look
at
change.
Walker.
Scherer
had
such
a
taking
way
f^F^Sold by Druggists, 75c.
stowed the clock away in his carriage. ginger adulterated with ash, rice hulls,
MUTUAL ADMIRATION
“And yet, strange to say,” laughed Mr. Lennox and marched out without
Hall’s Family rills are.the best.
It is calculated that only one out of ten rice flour and cayenne pepper; lard; of remembering and cherishing affec Scherer,
another word.—Hartford Post
“
I
-Mi
assure
you
I
’
in
no
less
*•1’11 bet you a
tionately
one
Christian
name.
professional smugglers is ever caught. maple sirup, made from commercial
“V” that lady is
“Ah! Congratulate you, my dear delighted to take it back. Ha, ha, ha1
FITS.— All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kxine’s
riding one of
glucose thinned with about 20 per cent
—London Telegraph.
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after the first
thoce beautiful
of water; mixed Bpices; orange juice, George. Coming off next month, eh? Ha, ha, ha!” for some moments the
day’s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and 12.00
‘Rambler’ Bicy
trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline,
cachination
prevented
speech.
When
Happy
man
!
Some
of
you
fellows
havé
A Competent Motorman.
lemon oil, lemon phosphate, molasses,
cles; because she
981 Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa.
Scherer found breath, he remarked to
rides so easy and
The complete power which a thor mustard, olive oil, pepper, vinegar, va the devil’s own luck. And just in time, his bewildered friend: “My deaf George, From the Troy, N. Y., Times.
looks so grace
too,
for
me
to
put
you
on
to
one
of
the
T
hy G erme a for breakfast.
ful.
”
oughly practical and long experienced nilla extract, all kinds of preserves, ex
R. W. Edwards, of Lansinburgh,
“And I’ll bet
nicest little chances of making a com let me give yon a word of advice—in
motorman has over his trdlley car was tract of strawberries and tea.
was
prostrated
by
sunstroke
during
the
you
an ‘ X” that
fact,
two
words.
Don
’
t
doiibt
your
To add to the deception a few apple fortable nest egg for the happy home,
she bought is of
clearly demonstrated by one of the em
war and it has entailed on him peculiar
friend
’
s
honesty
again,
and
when
you
From U.S.Journal of JfediciM Fred T. Merrill Bicycle Co., 121 Sixth
one
of
the
prettiest
chances
you
ever
seeds
are
scattered
through
the
so
called
ployees of the Hestonville line in Phila
Prof. W. H. Peeke, who Street. ’J hey know how to take care of their
active shares keep a sharp eye on and serious consequences. At present
delphia the other day. It was dinner fruit jams, or timothy or other seeds had. But come into Pipps’ and have a hold
makes a specialty of riders—how to make riders sit graceful: be
wrting Mr. E. is a prominent officer of
the
papers.
Ha, ha, ha!”
coffee.
”
Epilepsy, has without sides, they always handle the best cyles.”
time, and several of the cars were at are added to the mixture to represent
Post
Loyn,
G.
A.
R.,
Cohoes
and
a
doubt treated and cur«
M-ralr— Ride a “RAMBLER” with G. & J.
“
The
papers?
”
echoed
L^ttlecash
Pipps
’
,
that
long,
low,
smoky
“
dive
”
one end of the route. . Included in the raspberry, strawberry, etc. The produc
ed more cases than any Clincher fires, and you will be “well mounted”
Why, no, I haven’t seen tonight’s paper past aid de camp on the Staff of ¿the
I living Physician; his and will not walk home, with a flat cement tire.
lunch of one of the motormen was a tion of artificial colors is particularly in Throgmorton street, was crowded yet,
commander-in-chief of Albany Co. In
| success is astonishing.
’ ’ and he struck a bell.
hard boiled egg. In a joking way he common in confections. Indigo, tumer with easy mannered gentlemen,in silk
We have heard of cases
the interview with a reporter, he said:
“
Yes,
sir?
”
said
the
office
boy.
hats,
or
in
no
hats
at
all,
who
conversed
of 20 years’ standing
ic,
annotto,
logwood
and
cochineal
are
said to his neighbor, “I will bet $4 that
“
I
was
wounded
and
sent
to
the
hos
cured by
“
Where
’
s
tonight
’
s
evening
paper,
in
pairs
and
groups
with
electrical
en
I can crack the shell of this egg without used in great quantities, and are proba
JF
H him< He
pital at Winchester. They sent me to
breaking the egg with the front dasher bly not harmful; arsenic, copper and ergy. They could not hear themselves Tippetts?”
gether with others to Washington—a
“Ain’t come in yet, sir. ”
of my car. ” A pool was made and the leads are very deleterious, but are not for their own talking. , “Sell at five
Perfect seeds grow
“Oh, yes, it has,” corrected Mr ride of about 100 miles. Having no
motorman reversed the current and now used as much as in former times, three eight,” “Book you thousand,” Scherer,
Repaying crops. Perfectseeds^B|
room in the box oars we were placed
choking
with
laughter
as
he
“
Buy
six
quarter,
”
“
Sell,
”
“
Buy,
”
before
sanitary
officials
made
such
per
ware
not
grown by chance. Noth^
backed his car a distance of several
face up on the bottom of flat cars. The
Fing is ever left to chance in grow-1
yards. One of liis companions stood sistent attacks on them. Milk and milk “Panjandrums,” “Rhodes,” “Barney’s produced’The Evening Intelligence. "1 sun beat down upon our unprotected
Tjjnr
large
bot
. ing Ferry’s Seeds. Dealers sell
on the rear platform of the car in front products are often colored. Annotto is stock,” “Struck Bibble bobble reef,” just—just meclianicallly picked it up for heads. When I reached Washington I tle of his absolute cure, free to any sufferers
them everywhere. Write for
who may send their P. O. and Express address.
and held the egg between his fingers, very commonly used by dairymen to “Last crushing ten ounces”—such were a moment myself. ”
FERRY’S
was
insensible
and
was
unconscious
for
But
the
office
boy
triumphed.
We
advise
any
one
wishing
a
cure
to
address
some
of
the
scraps
of
jargon
that
with one end against the rear dasher of give a rich yellow color. In itself an
SEED ANNUAL
“That’s a hold one, sir. Tonight’s ten days while in the hospital. An ?rof.W. H. PEEKE. F. D.. 4 Cedar St., New York
the car. The maker of the bet started notto is probably harmless, but it pro emerged above the din in flashes of
k for 1S96. Brimful of valuable
abscess gathered in my ear an<L broke;
his car forward at a good rate of speed duces deceptive results.—New York comparative silence, while ever and ain’t come in not yet, sir. ”
k information about best and new-J
it
has
been
gathering
and
breaking
“
Not
come
in!
”
shrieked
Scherer,
anon
a
gentleman
would
draw
from
his
Post.
Bk est seeds. Free by mall. A
and then applied the brake, bringing the
ever
since.
The
result
of
this
100
mile
turning
to
the
date.
“
Why,
good
Lord!
vest
pocket
a
little
notebook
and
pencil
s<b%Hu'PNO
CW D. M. FERRY & CO.,
car to a dead standstill only when it had
-
FOR CHILDREN TEETHING -•
Detroit, Mich,
ODD BILLIARD FACTS.
ride and sunstroke, was heart disease, For
some entry or other. Almost deafened The d——d paper’s a month o(d!”
to come so close to the car ahead as tc
sale by all Druggist*. £5 Cents a bottle.
Mr. Scherer’s exclamations as he sank nervous prostration, insomnia and
hold the egg supported by both cars. Making a Table In a Day—The Balls Sea at first by the hubbub, George Little
cash was soon in the whirlpool himself, into George’s chair were so shockingly rheumatism; a completely shattered
soned In Incubators.
Then he again reversed the current, and
the shell was found to be neatly cracked,
A billiard table can be bnilt in 24 an eager listener to Mr. Scherer’s glow profane that even the office boy turned system which gave me no rest night or
but the meat of the egg unbroken.—Ex hours if carte blanche is given to the ing tales indicative of the pecuniary ad pale and expected a flash of lightning. day. As a last resort I took some Pink
got his friend out of the office Pills and they helped me to a wonder
change.
manufacturer, but he prefers to have vantage certain to result from a small at George
last, but made a point of handing ful degree. My rheumatism is gone,
time to get the right effects from one punt in the South African “boom.”
Where They All Gargle.
“Eighty thou’ in one deal, my dear him back the odd £1‘2 16—“to soothe my heart falure, dyspepsia, and consti
month to six. The wood needs to be sea
A visitor to the French springs at soned for a period of nearly seven years. Georgé—what d’ye think of that, eh? his feelings. "The wedding took place, pation are about gone and the abscess
Cauterets, whose sulphur waters are Rich, deep Spanish mahogany is used, Springett went nap on Gold Bug Ex—| and Uncle Piper will ugygr know the in my ear has stopped discharging and
tensions—put on every penny he could particulars ofGeorgg^ftiSf^ my head feels as clear asa bell when
highly recommended for throat difficul pollard oak, ebony and satin wood.
udveutnre on the Stock Exxshnn«©. before it felt as though it would b-urat
ties, writes thus:
Tables are not always covered in scrape togotJher till lie hadn’t cent to little
swear
by and came out 80,000 golden —St. James Budget,
and my once shattered nervous system
; “I strolled into, the Therme and was green. Blue is sometimes used and a
is now nearly sound. Look at those
immediately seized with astonishment pure olive green. The late Prince Leo sovereigns to the good. And yet you say
Moon’s Effect on Peas and Beans.
fingers,” Mr. Edwards said, “do they
at the gargling rooms. The solemn way pold was the first to make Use of the it isn’t worth trying. My dear George,
In the Works of most old authors who
in which people took their glasses of latter color, and olive green is known faint heart never maintained a fair lady, have written oh the subject of. agricul look as if there was any rheumatism
there?’ ’ He moved his fingers rapidly
water and went to gargle was a source today in the billiard world as Prince- if it won her. ”
The upshot was that George figured ture, or astrology as. it is supposed to and freely and strode about the room
of wonder to one who was not accustom Leopold’s color.
affect
agriculture,
frequent
allusions
are
ed to it. I will draw a veil over the
The balls must be well seasoned be up his liabilities against his check and made to the influence of the moon on like a young boy. “A year ago these
gargling. It is not a beautiful sight, fore they are used for play. Manufac handed over to the trusty Scherer £250 the growth of plants. In all these books fingers were gnarled at the joints and
and the best looking woman can hardly turers have incubators in which to store to be converted in two days or some the husbandman is especially Cautioned so stiff that I could not hold a pen.
My knees would swell up and I could
look pretty when engaged in it.
m
them that they may undergo the drying such reasonable time into £2,500.
“Done !” cried Scherer as he penciled to sow seed of a certain kind during the not straighten my leg out. My joints
“Proficiency in gargling is much ad prooess. Some incubators will hold fully
increase
of
the
moon,
and
thofce
of
an
would squeak when I moved them.
mired, and I overheard a group discuss 8,000 balls. When they are first made, the little transaction in his notebook.
And “done” George was, for next other kind during its decrease. Peas That is the living truth.
Sgg,
ing a man who, they said, ‘gargled a they are “green. ” Solid ivory is the
and beans were accorded their share of
“When I came to think that I’was
merveille. ’ At the table d’hote later I only satisfactory material of which to day when he looked at “Mines” in the this superstition, the careful gardener
money
column
he
found
Gold
Bugs
had
was amused to hear a man ask a good make them; “artificial balls” (those
being especially admonished never to going to be crippled with rheumatism,
If you want a sure relief for pains in the back, side, chest, or
looking girl if she gargled. ‘Oh, yes, made of composition) are much heavier crawled down stairs three-eighths.
limbs, use an
sow
such crops during the period be together with the rest of my ailments,
“What do you advise, Scherer?” asked
monsieur,’ was the reply. ‘Shall we and do not wear well. English makers,
I
tell
you
life
seemed
not
worth
living.
tween new and full moon.
gargle together tomorrow?’ he asked, to give the red balls a perfect color, George when they met in the city.
Sir Anthony Fitz Herbert says, “Take I suffered from despondency. I can
“
Never
advise,
my
dear
George.
and she seemed quite pleased. ’ ’—Pear steep them in a decoction that is some
special care to sow your pease in the not begin to tell you,” said Mr. Ed
Don
’
t
do
it
—
on
principle.
‘
Cut
your
son’s Weekly.
times described as the “guardsman’s
‘old’ of the moon, ’cause then they will wards, as he drew a long breath, “what
my feeling is at present. I think if
bath. ” This is extracted from the old losses, let your profits run, ’ is our old oodd better and be sooner ripe. ”
THE SECRET OF GOOD CROPS.
you lifted ten years right off my life
B ear in M ind —Not one of the host of counterfeits and imi
coats of Tommy Atkins, and for bil wheeze. But it’s no good being too
Thomas
Tusser
writes
to
the
same
hasty. This fall is simply due to some
tations is as good as the genuine.
and left me prime and vigorous at 47
The modern farmer is not content to.use the liard balls it is the finest scarlet dye
effect
when
he
says:
body being in too big a hurry to pocket
antiquated tools and methods of his fathers. known.—New York World.
I could feel no better. I was an old
In this age of keen competition, the farmer who
a profit. But you judge for yourself, Sow peas or beans in the wane of the moon;
man and could only drag myself pain
wishes to prosper, needs and gets the most im
Who soweth them sooner, he sowet-h too soon;
dear
boy
;
that
’
s
what
I
advise.
”
proved farming implements; and by reading
A Brave Chinese Officer.
That they with the planet may rest and rise,
fully about the house. Now I can walk
The very remarkable and certain
the best agricultural liters ure, he keeps in
Next day Gold Bugs had crawled And flourish with bearing most plentiful wise off without any trouble. That in it
Huang Tsu-Lien, who was a returned
* ’ i woman by MOORE’S
touch with the spirit of progress that pervades
our farming communities. He is particular American student, was killed before the down stairs two or three steps more.
—St. Louis Republic.
REVEALED REMEDY has given
self,
”
continued
Mr.
Edwards,
“
would
also, in regard to the kiud of seed he plantsand
“It’s nothing, George,” said the opti
uniformly succese-
be sufficient to give me cause for re it the name of Woman’s Friend. It is
the manner of planting it. The seeds must be surrender of Wei-Hai-Wei. He was first
John’s Demise.
ful in relieving the backaches, headaches r*4l
JI "4H?’ and
an d weakness
of highest fertility and grown from the highest lieutenant of the Peiyang cruiser Tsi- mistic Scherer. “Weak holders couldn’t
joicing,
but
when
you
come
to
consider
cu' tivated and most profitable vane les of stock.
“■
1 ¡fP Thousands of
Mr. L., a good natured German, was that I am no longer what you might which burden and shorten a woman’s
last out. That’s my explanation. Still
The great seed firm of D. M. Ferry <& Co., De Yu?a, having succeeded the late Shen
v —— _. —.
the prosperous proprietor of a considera call nervous and that my heart is ap women testify for it. It will give health and strength
troit, Mich., fully appreciate this fact, as is at Shou Ch’ang, another returned Ameri don’t be guided by me. ”
make life a pleasure. For sale by all druggists.
C
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tested by their progressive business metheds
Next day after that Gold Bugs had ble clothing business in a country town. parently nearly healthy and that I can and
BLUM
AUER-FRANK
DRUG
CO.,
P
ortland
,
Agents.
9
can
student,
who
was
killed
while
com
and the qualify of the seed which they supply
farmers and gardeners through the dealers all manding theTsi-Yuen in the first naval fallen so heavily that you couldn’t find He had in his employ one John S., sleep nights you may realize why I
over the country. The reliability and fertility
anybody to pick them up again at any whom he had advanced from cashboy may appear to speak in extravagant
Of their seeds are proverbial and the largest action of the late war at the mouth of
seed business in the world has been created by the Yashan river, Korea, July 25, 1894, price. And just then of course to make to head clerk and who had for many praise of Pink Pills.
These pills quiet
their sale. In evidence of this firm’s knowlekge
Amends George Littlecash was reminded years been an attache of the store. Since
my nerves, take that awful pressure
of the wants and requirements of planters, owing to the cowardice of his subse
his
promotion
John
had
several
times
by
his
tailor
of
“
that
little
account
”
large and small, is “Ftrry’s Seed Annual” for quently decapitated captain, Fong Peh-
1896. This book is of the greatest value to
which had been- overlooked so many asked for a raise in his salary, and each from my head and at the same time
BY OORRE8PONDING WITH
enrich my blood. There., seemed to be
farmers and gardeners—a veritable encylo- Kien. During the fighting at Wei-Hai-
pee tia of planting and farming knowledge. It Wei Lieutenant Huang Tsu-Lien was quarters. It was in this doleful hour as time his request had been granted. One no circulation in my lower limbs a
contains more useful and practical information
he sat savagely biting his lips, knitting morning John again appeared at the
than many text books that are sold for a dollar badly wounded and was therefore ad
year ago, my legs being cold and clam
or more, yet it will be mailed free to any one vised to leave his ship and go to Che- his brows and inwardly cursing Scherer old merchant’s desk with another re my at times.
Now the circulation
PORTLAND, OREGON
sending his name and address on a postal card
quest
for
an
increase
of
$10
per
month.
and
all
his
works
that
he
glanced
vague
fu for treatment. This be resolutely
to the firm.
there
is
as
full
and
as brisk as at any
“
Vy,
Shoa,
”
said
Mr,
L.,
“
I
dink
I
refused to do, declaring that “his duty ly at a copy of The Evening Intelligence.
“Renewed Activity In Rand Shares” bays you pooty veil alretty. Vat for 1 other part of my body. I used to be "A FAIR FACE MAY PROVE A FOUL BA
to the emperor demanded his remaining
so light-headed and dizzy from my
at his post.” After having had his was the line in large type that caught bays you any more?” “Well,” replied nervous disorder that I frequently fell
the disconsolate investor’s eye as the John confidently, “I am your principal
GAIN.” MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE US
wounds
hastily
dressed,
the
late
lieu
EVERY FAMILY
__
help here, I havejyorked , vou up to a while crossing the floor of my house.
tenant went on with his duties on paperTay on his desk.. ......
8HOULD KNOW THAT
Spring
is
coming
and
I
never
felt
bet
“Confound Rand shares !” he ejacu large trade. I know every detail of the
board, although he had to be supported
ter in my life, and I am looking for
by an attendant in doing so. Shortly lated fervently, wheeling around as business, and indeed I think you could ward to a busy season of work. ’ ’
not get along without me. ” “Is dot
afterward a shot struck his thigh, but though from a too affectionate snake.
Just then, as luck had it, in popped so!” exclaimed the German. “Mein
he still refused to retire, remaining
Gott, Shon, vof. vood I do suppose you
with his guns. A few minutes after the beaming and expansive Scherer.
“Why, George, my dear boy, you’re vas to die?” “Well,” hesitated John,
ward a shell from the enemy’s batteries
almost annihilated the gallant officer. looking as ghastly as James Canham “I suppose you would have to get along
Read when he was ‘taken from life,J as Without me then. ” The old man took
—Blackwood’s Magazine.
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the waxworks bill says. Nothing seri several whiffs from his big pipe and
ous, I hope? Gal chucked you?”
said nothing. At last he gravely re
Mr. Gratebar on fishing.
Tailor-made, finished and sewed
with silk-throughout, perfect fitting
“I think,” said Mr. Gratebar, “that ? “Lookhere, Scherer, I don’t want you marked, “Veil, Shon, I guess you pet-
—by first-class white tailors—from
the talent for fishing, like many other blarneying again. I’ve had quite enough ter gonsider yourself dead. ”—Business
your measure. On application will
send samples of cloth and directions
talents, is a gift. No doubt the true of Rand shares, thanks—in fact, a long Journal.
for self measurement. Black Chev
A nisappi>*ulluli Haul.
fisherman, like the poet, is born, not site too much. ”
iot suitings, SI 2, Uniforms and
Bicycle Suits a specialty.
“Rand shares? Why, my dear fel
“Some folks say.” said a fisherman,
made. Fishing is a faculty that can be
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1
to
tell
me
that
’
s
what
put
you
down
in
out,
but
as
a
matter
of
fact
fish
often
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stood
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win
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fact is that some men can catch fish ■thousands! Bless my soul!” Scherer’s and shad to get out of them. I’ve been
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Sickness, Sick Headache, Pain In the
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But I love to go fishing, all the same.” was turned, “nor want to. I’m sick of the opening and get started right they
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—
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