Misleading Street Car Signs.
A victim of the ingenious system of
misdirection by signs upon the street
cars has related to me his adventures
in making an economical transit across
the city. His itinerary consisted of a
trip to the New York and New England
railroad station, where he was to. pick
up a gripsack and umbrella left at the
parcel room in the morning, and thence
to take a train out of town on the
Eastern railroad. This was to be done
at the small cost of ten cents, by avail
ing himself of the admirable facilities
in the way of street ear transportation.
He tells me that he first boarded a ear
on which the name of the New Eng
land railroad rwxtion was prominently
displayed, and sat in peaceful confi
dence until he found himself in the
neighborhood of the Maverick bank,
when a question put to the conductor
drew out the information that the route
named on the sign board of' the ear
would not be followed until “some
time in the fall.” .
He took a herdic and thus made his
first station. Securing his gripsack he
thought himself fortunate in finding a
car just passing whose signs told that it
was on its way to the “Eastern depot.”
When some point in the South Cove
was reached he learned from the con
ductor, on inquiry, that if he should
get out and walk to the next block he
would find a car going in the opposite
direction which would take, him to his
destination. He then hired another
herdic and managed to catch his train.
—Boston Post.
A SÚIGVLAB SOCIETY.
THE “SHUT
WHOSE MEMBERS
NEVER W fcACH OTHER.
A Unique Organ
ol Invalids
Whose
1,800 Members Arr Distributed Through*
out the World—They Exchange Letters
and Photographs—Their Magazine.
New York city is the headquarters of a
society whose members and associates.
1,800 in number, are scattered over the
five great divisions of the world. It Is an
association scarcely known beyond the
circle of its own members and their Indi
vidual friends and acquaintances. It is
never mentioned in the newspapers. It
is governed by no laws or rules. Yet
there is nothing secret in its origin, aim
or organization, for it is organized. It is
not a charitable society though it does
not despise donations, and its members
are willing to help each other to theii full
extent. Its name will not be found in the
directory list of organized associations in
this city. or. in fact, in any list whatso
ever Its members never meet together,
never see each other, never exchange
handshakes or othei greeting in propria
persona. It has no club bouse, no rooms
for social gatherings There is no annual
dinner, there are no periodic festivities or
celebrations, as with most societies. The
organization alluded to ia an altogether
unique affair.
This remarkable sisterhood and brother
hood—for it includes persons of both
sexes as well as of all ages—is called ths
Shut In society. Its members consist of
men. women and children who' are “shut
in” by disease from the outside world, of
invalids who seldom or never leave their
rooms, or perhaps even their beds, and
who in some cases have remained for more
than a generation in one never changing
spot, catching sight of life and nature
Paid Off in His Own Coin.
A remarkable ease of “diamond cut only through the window.
“ Well! Well In
That’s the way you feel after one or
two of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets
have done their work. You feel
well, instead of bilious and consti
pated ; your sick headache, dizzi
ness and indigestion are gone. It’s
done mildly and easily, too. You
don’t have to feel worse before you
feel better. That is the trouble
with the huge, old-fashioned pill.
These are small, sugar-coated, eas
iest to take. One little Pellet’s a
laxative, three to four are cathartic.
They regulate and cleanse the liver,
stomach and bowels—quickly, but
thoroughly. They’re the cheapest
pill, sold by druggists, because you
only pay for the good you get.
They’re' guaranteed to give satis
faction, every time, or your money
is returned. That’s the peculiar
plan all Dr. Pierce’s medicines are diamond” occurred in Boston recently,
ORIGIN OF THE NAME
The name of the society was suggested
sold on.
not far from the Providence railroad
by the words. “And the Lord shut him
station. A druggist had fitted up a in,
Can you ask more ?
” from Genesis xvii, 16, where refer
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Last Wednesday Mrs. Long of Rich
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upon for a caiicer of the womb. The
growth was removed by means of the
galvano-caustic battery, not a drop of
blood being lost. The operation was en-
tir ly painless, Mrs. Long quietly chat
ting with the Doctor the whole time.
Mrs. Long returned home in the after
noon and is getting along very nicely.—
Peoria Journal.
Dr. Toel is now located in Portland.
The cancer, with hundreds of other can
cers and tumors successfully removed by
hipa, can be seen in his office. Dr. Toel
has studied four years at the Universities
and large Hospitals of Germany, Switz
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electricitv without loss of blood.
DOCTOR TOEL
Makes a specialty of Diseases of the
neat corner stora and had established
at once á fine trade. One day another
druggist entered his store and said: “I
want to buy you out. How much will
you take?” “I do not want to sell,”
was the reply. “I expected that an
swer,” said the encroaching person,
“and I am prepared for it. Now, if
you don’t sell out to me I will open a
drug store in opposition on the oppo
site corner. How much will you take ?”
The druggist, offended at this species
of browbeating, said he would sleep on
it and report the next morning. At
the appointed hour the aspirant was
in the store and a. large price was named.
The bargain was bound. The druggist
who had been thus ousted from a cor
ner which he had fitted up with a view
to years of peace and profit sought the
pwners of the opposite corner which
had been held out to him as a threat,
secured from them a long lease, worked
night and day, and now has a drug
store in which any. community might
take satisfaction and repose confidence.
What is more, he is doing a better busi
ness than he did in the former locality.
—Boston Saturday Gazette.
ence is made to the Creator’s inclosure of
Noah inside the ark. In a polyglot Bible
the marginal texts imply that these words
may be taken in an emblematic as well as
a practical sense, and that when the
former meaning is bestowed they signify
a kindly and protective Providence. It is
in this sense in which the term “shut in”
has been appropriated by the society.
The name was bestowed by Mrs J M £>.
Conklin, of Convent, N J., and the
society itself originated in 1877 among
the contributors to The Advocate or
Guardian, the organ of the American
Female Guardian society and Home for
the Friendless, in this city Some of
these contributors, secluded by sickness,
exchanged letters of sympathy and this
formed the basis of an ever widening
communion which existed for eight years
in an unorganized condition. The society
was finally incorporated in August. 1885
Its objects are mainly to relieve the
weariness of the” sick room by sending
and receiving letters and tokens of re
membranes, and to testify to the consola
tion and help derived from religion To
be a sufferer, shut in from the outside
world, constitutes one a proper candidate
for membership
There are about 600
associate members who are not them
selves invalids, but who. being in deep
sympathy with chronic sufferers, devotes
considerable portion of time to their re
lief There is an advisory board of fif
teen persons chosen from the society and
A la Mother Goose.
selected from different parts of the coun
The Nawab Vicar ul Oinrah recently try. their duty being to confer personally
by letter concerning the interests of
tendered a breakfast at his magnificent or
the association
new. palace near Hyderabad to the En
glish viceroy of India and his staff.
Whether he borrowed an idea from
Mother Goose or his imagination was
inspired by the same muse that inspired
her we cannot know, but certainly ap
preciation is due him for making “a
true story” of that fascinating rhyme
about the “four and twenty blackbirds
baked in a pie.” It all happened at
his breakfast.
“Large, but not suspiciously large,
cakes were handed around,” writes one
of the guests. “As they were opened a
little amaduvad, or wax bill, flew chirp
ing out of each and alighted on the
flowers and shrubs with which the ta
ble was covered or flew about the room.
“There were sixty guests, so that
when the pies were opened no less than
sixty birds began to sing.”
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Mr. Barber, an antiquarian of West
Chester, Pa., has recently come into
the possession of a Chinese bank note
of the Fourteenth century. It is a note
of the Ming dynasty, made of fibrous
paper of a grayish eolor, covered with
Chinese characters. The owner says
there are but two other specimens of
these early bank notes in existence, one
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Circus Men Smoke .Good Cigars.
I shall probably sell a box of imported
cig M-.s the day Forepaugh’s circus strikes
Lewiston. Forepaugh’s and Barnum’s
men always smoke the best imported
cigar they ean get when in this city.
Two for sixty cents always hits ’em. .In
the winter, when there are plenty of
theatres and' operas in the city, vie al
ways have a big trade on imported
goods with star actors and singers.
The Key West trade has been picking
up very fast lately. The local trade
in these goods is way ahead of the im
ported business. • Key West goods run
all the way from §60 to §100 a thou
sand.—Interview in Lewiston Journal.
Electricity as a Purifier.
THE SOCIETY MAGAZINE.
Mrs Mary L Dickinson is the editor of
The Open Window the organ of the asso
ciation. a neat twenty page monthly maga.
zine. As a rule, the reading mattei be
trays only an average order of 'intellect,
while at the same time It remains true
that some of the members of this remark
able federation have minds .that are as
cultivated as their sensibilities are acute.
The vast majority are women The rea
son for this is that there are more chronic
invalids among women than among men.
and that the gentler natures of women,
thus . afflicted, lead them to this sympa
theticintercommunion, whereby they f irm
cherished ties with fellow sufferers whom
they have never seen and never will see.
Many of the “shut ins” are poor and
support ¡¡themsel ves One of them, pos
sessed of some literary ability, has secured
entrance into not less than twenty seven
magazines and newspapers, more than can
be said of many talented professional
writers in the enjoyment of health and
strength .Another, who is compelled to
be constantly on her back, has executed
some exquisite lace work, but so slowly
¿nd with such difficulty that it is scarcely
an exaggeration to claim that every stitch
took an hour One member is an agent
for magazines and journals, a good many
get up devotional and birthday boxes
scrap books, crazy quilts, paper flowers,
paper boxes, dolls' clothes, etc., occupy
the time of some. Interchange of photo
graphs and letters is popular among in
valids who read about each other in The
Open Window It is stated that the ex
istence of the Shut In society has a tonic
effect upon its members They constitute
a unique phalanx, bound together by the
tie of suffering the bondage of a room,
vet sparsely spread all over the world
From Sweden to the Sandwich Islands
from the Netherlands to Syria, in India,
Burmah. China and Japan the “shut ins"
are to be found, as well as in the towns
and cities of Great Britain and the United
States.
Invalid children who wish to join the
association may do so In fact, especial
attention has recently been given to
juvenile “shut ins” between the ages of 5
and 12, a lady in Plainfield and one in
Boston having them in particular charge
A missionary society has likewise been
started, called the invalids' Bieniliary.—
New York Herald.
The “Torpid Liver*’ Myth
A silly notion that is widely prevalent
is that relative to Inaction of the liver
The term “torpid liver” is in every one's
mouth, and is held to account for every
bad feeling, whether it be to excess in '
eating qj drinking, late hours, lack of i
muscular -exercise, excitement over bad I
ventures on the market or other forms of
dissipation. The liver, is quite an import
ant organ, and has m ueb to do with the
secondary processes of digestion—those
which go on after the stomach and pan
qreas have done their work —but it is in
nocent of most of the sins laid at its door
The bile is manufactured in large amcunis
daily, but. we know positively of few uses I
to which it is put in the body, and of stii.
fewer drugs that are able to increase the
daily output. If we were certain that we
could, at will, stimulate this huge gland
to secrete more bile, it is very uncertain
that any benefit would result from arous
ing it from its torpor
Boston Budget.
Eels contain as much poison as
vipers, according to one studious
Italian scientist. Aftercareful investi
gation he finds that an eel- weighing
four pounds possesses enough venom to
kill ten men. When the. fish is cooked,
however, the poison loses its power.—
Chatter.
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A PREVALENT DISEASE.
Ten Symptoms Peculiar to Churcligoing
Members on Wet Sundays.
When preachers hanker for a rest the
flock ean hardly be condemned for doing
likewise. With the mercury traveling
above the 90 mark the inducements for
churchgoing are hardly as strong as
When the temperature is more moderate.
And when the regular shepherd is tak
ing in ocean or mountain breezes the
part of the flock which by necessity is
compelled to stay by the stuff can read
ily find excuses for absence from church
when a strange preacher fills the pulpit.
What with camp meetings, watering
places and hot weather the stay at home
preacher meets with slim congregations,
as a rule, during dog days.
There are not a few churches in this
city of which a large proportion of the
membership are absent from the city
during the months of July and August.
Some churches take advantage of the
summer lull to clean and renovate. It
has come to be understood that the
pastor is to have his rest at this season
of the year, and most of the churches
stipulate this when the bond is made.
In the fine of absenteeism from church
services the following is suggestive:
“The attack comes on suddenly every
Sunday; no symptoms are felt on Sat
urday night; the patient sleeps well
and awakes feeling well; eats a' hearty
breakfast- but- about church time the
attack comes-'bn and”continues until
the services are over for tile morning.”
Then the-patient feels easy and eats
a hearty dinner. In the afternoon he
feels much better and is'able to take a
walk, talk politics and read the Sunday
papers; he eats a hearty supper, but
about church time he has another at
tack and stays at home. He retires
early, sleeps well and wakes Monday
morning refreshed and able to go to
work, and does not have any symp
toms of the disease till the following
Sunday.'
The peculiar features of the disease
are as follows: 1. It always attacks
members of the church. 2. It never
makes its appearance except on the
Sabbath. 3. The symptoms vary, but
it never interferes with the sleep or ap
petite. 4. It never lasts more than
twenty-four hours. 5. It generally at
tacks the head of the family. 6. No
physician is ever called. 7. It always
proves fatal in the end—to the soul.
8. No remedy is known for it except
prayer. 9. Religion is the only anti
dote. 10. It is becoming fearfully
prevalent, and is sweeping thousands
every year prematurely to destruction.”
—Pittsburg Dispatch.
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herself the actual quality of Dobbins’
Electric Soap, no other washing soap could
be sold. Mi:lions do use it, but other
millions have never tried it. Have you ?
Ask your grocer for it.
He—I love you passionately, my darling. She—
Ah! T l .at remark has the genuine engagement
ring.
JOHN
A. LAUE
S tate of O hio , C ity of T oledo J
L ucas C ounty .
j ss*
x F rank J. C i - ieney makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of F. J. C heney <& Co.,
doing business in the city of Toledo, county and
State aforesaid, and that- said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of Catarrh that cannot, be. cured by
the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C ure .
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in ray pres
ence this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886.
[ seal .]
A. W. GLEASON, Notary Public.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 75c;
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A contented wife is apt to have a contented
husband.
Beware of imitations of the celebrated Seal of
North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco.
T ry G ermea for breakfast.
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Corn»,
HEADACHE, and ALL PAIN.
The California Positive and Negative
ELECTRIC COUGH CURE
CUBES COLDS, CBOUP, C0KSUMPTI0K.
Sold by all Druggists. Kach 25c, 60c & $1.
Creasinger & .Co., Prop’s, Los Angeles.Cal.
The Reliable Druggist,
Third and Taylor, Portland, Or.
VASELINE.
ONE DOLLAR sent us by mail, we will de
free of all charges, to any person in the
F IR liver,
United States, all the following articles carefully
H. T. HUDSON,
—IMPORTER AND DEALER IN—
Guns, Ammunition,
FISHING TACKLE, ETC.,
93 First Street, Portland, Oregon.
packed in a neat box:
One two-ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline;.. 10 cts.
One two-ounce bottle Vaseline Pomade...15 “
One jar of Vaseline Cold Cream. ............15 “
One cake of Vaseline Camphor Ice......v..10 “
One cake of Vaseline Soap, unscented. ...10 “
One cake of Vaseline Soap, scented.........25 “
One two ounce bottle of < White. Vaseline,25 “
—$1 10
Or for stamps any single article at the price named.
If you have occasion to use Vaseline in any form be
careful to accept only genuine goods put up by us in
original packages. A great many druggists are trying- to
persuade buyers to take VASELINE put up by them.
Never yield to such persuasion, as the article is an imita
tion without value and will not give you the result you.
expect. A bottle of Blue Seal Vaseline is sold by all
druggists at 10 c- nts.
tlA man’s work is from sun to sun,” and wom
an’s work descends from daughter to daughter.
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h o
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loading Tools upon receipt of price.
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C.kW. BOYNTON SAW CO.,
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There is a beautiful farm - just back
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Parker Earle, who, very wisely, allows
no man on the place to use a whip on
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is but one old whip on the farm, probar
bly a relic of some other owner, but the
old whip is not used, and the faryi does
well and the animals work with a.will
and never feel the lash. Kindness can
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tem effectually, dispels colds, head
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CALIFORNIA FIG SÏRUP CO.
The Order of Freemasonry is said to
have been established by Solomon at
the time of building his tempi». The
order has been derived from many
sources, but not till about 1717 did the
second stage of its history begin in
London, which is, in fact, the home of
Masonry as now taught. The first
lodge in the United States was organ
ized in 1729 and was then under the
jurisdiction of the grand lodge of Eng
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land. The emblem of the order in
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hydrocele; braces, appliances for
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dreds of men entitled to wear the Con
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The general design of this emblem is a $1
St., San Francisco, Cal., or 301 W. 8th St., Kansas City, Mo.
cross on which rests a crowned double |
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Standard Smoking Tobacco for the.
army.
Beware of Imitations. The gen
uine “Seal of North Carolina”
costs you no more than poisonous
imitations.
Two is company*-three is being chaperoned.
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Eich year finds “lirotm’s Bronchial
Troches n in new localities in various parts
of the woîld. For relieving Coughs, C dds
Lemon Squeezer.
and Throat Disease« they have been proved
One of the best lem on . squeezers ever reliable. Sold only in boxes.
invented has just been patented. It is
designed especially for hotel keepers,
and others whose business ineludes that
of making lemon squashes and similar
drinks. It is worked by the foot, and
can be operated quickly and easily. It
consists of a sliding bracket containing
a cup for the lemon and a superlying
stud for pressing the same, a glass fit
ting underneath. Pressure is made by
the foot on a treadle, to which is at
tached an iron rod, -the other end. of
which is connected to the sliding
squeezer. Care has been taken, in the
design tp avoid all sharp edges, and
the cups are made of the hardest iron
stone china, and extra thick to avoid
all risk of breakage. The cost is stated
to be less than that of the screw presses
now in use, arid the speed with which
the squeezer can be manipulated and
its simplicity are excellent recommend
ations.—New York Commercial Ad
vertiser.
REMEDY
A PIPE.
and question blanks sent free. Offices, POISON
D r , J ordan ’ s office is at the residence 70J Washington street. Portland, Or.
Few smokers fully realize the
of ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James.
danger of smoking new or improp
Consultation and prescriptions absolute
erly cured Tobacco. The medical
ly FRfeE.
Send for free book explaining the Risk -
staff of the German army discov
genetic system.
ered this was a fruitful source of
¡C aution .—The Histogenetic Medicines
throat disease.
atesold in but one agency in each town. The
label around the bottle bears the following
■ The subsistence department of
inscription: “Dr. J. Eugene Jordan’s His
the
U. S. Army have adopted Seal
togenetic Medicine.” Every other device
of
North
Carolina Plug Cut as the
is a fraud.
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The Proper Way to Study Europe.
Among the renovating forces of my
later years I must name three seasons
of European travel and sojourn, each
of them when I was in special need of
rest and relaxation. I returned each
time with the feeling that I had thrown
off a full half score of the years reck
oned as mine. I was between fifty and
sixty years of age when I first went
abroad, and I have been glad, that I
first saw Europe so late in life. What
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on what he carries with him. He finds
answers only to the questions which he
is prepared to ask, and the longer he
lives the sàbre numerous are the inter
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power of enjoyment as to whatever is
grand or beautiful grows, or ought to
grow, with one’s years, and a lake or
mountain, a palace or cathedral, a pict
ure or a statue, is more, means more
and tells more to a man of 50 than to a
man of 25.—Professor A. P. Peabody
in Forum.
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