The Springfield news. (Springfield, Lane County, Or.) 1916-2006, October 21, 1926, Page 5, Image 5

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    TIHUtHDAY OCTOBER 21. 192«
THE SPRINGFIELD NEWS
PAOCFTO
TOWN AND VICINITY
'
—as
Jaspsr Man In—J A olMun «f J»»’
p«r wit» « »b'ltur h« > ptnmiay.
At Albany- Mr uml Mm. Ilarolil
Wllilutni t,in nt ttuii'luy ut Alliuuy
Pollai J ut Marcóla— lb W. II I'm
Inni » in U friiiiiliiy viatici nl Mareóla
W alkar
ira— IHiU I’
i Spi liniffi b
i r o f D««r- streets
I to r M uli
Goat South— l*i <1 Hill. brufli«r nf
Jim till! l-rt Monday morning fur
i ullfm itin.
Drive to Hatehary—llwlglil K< tey
Mini hl* niothar. Mm (> 1« K«»««v.
drove in III« n«H I im I i bury on ih« Mr
K«ml« Sunday.
Football Man III—Kenneth Uitlger.
fnnlbull pluynr uf Springfield llt«u
school. bus li' «n under the doctor * ;
car«- thia waah.
Visiting Hara— Mr» H Hchlew« ef
Mulino I* visiting fur a few day* Iri
Springfield at th« residence of Mr«
Fred Frese.
In
A c c id e n t— F «n<l*r
A rm
B ro ke n — I'aiil Mi-ulb-r »UNta ii
ad a broken arm win n hr fell from
a wood pll« Hunilay.
Back F rom Albany— Mr» William
lkinn returned from a abort vlall to
Albany W«ilii«aday ev<nlng
At Waldport— William Huwnon 1«
»pending thin w««k at Waldport
wh«r« ba la fishing
Lebanon Man Hara— W A Hack of
Imbmion waa a visitor In Bprlnfleld
Monday.
Doane Haro—Albert Donne of I’ort
land vlalti-d Monday at th« residence
ham of lil» unrle. Bert Doane. lie
returned to Portland Tuesday.
Visit At Portland— Mr nnd Mra.
John Wlnaenmtd flatted nt Portland,
tor two we«k» at the home nf Mr
ami Mr» Joe Lemona, while Mr» Win
K'limld did her fall shopping
Henry Oataa Diaa— Many Spring-
held friend» were saddened to learn
of the death Hunilay of Henry (¡ala*,
of Kugene. well known here. Mr
Cale a funeral waa conducted yester­
day
Leaving for Minnesota— Mr» Vina
llelghley will atari Imlay for Albert
lure, Minnesota, accompanied by her
»lx children
Mra. llelghley has been
rlaltlng for two month at Hie resi­
dence of relative» here, the Neem
Nelson family. She will reside per­
manently In the Minnesota town.
FOR SAXOPHONE«? LAPT
'VEAR—THAT!? a lot o r
M O N E S TO O tO vI.IN Z
ani
al
S lx lli
und
V iilu n i* - 'I«
Km ■ m , lu r t H u n ila y.
Ht>e Visiting
Biot* ,er — N i l «
Paar, b r ib e r o f I,. h , I 'uye, iirrlv«
y«»ii rila y fro m I 'u llfo r r ili for a y I
w ith h is brother ben*.
Mi. Pag» 1»
h re tire d ra ilro a d m an, li ..vln g been n
th e e m p lo y o f Hie H ou tb ern I'a i-lft.
i-om puny fo r 42 yearn.
About l/out*
H ealth
Things 7uu '*rv.Æild Know
Mra. B c o li Improvaa—Charlo» Hr n il
returned Munday from Portland. when-
li« visited hl* toother who I* ill 11«
reported that Mr» Seoll 1» luiprovi<•
Mra. Jack Hare— Mr» Raymond
K Jm k of Rout 2 w«« u vlallur b«r«
Monday.
Winner of the safety-first slogan i on-
test »111 be announced soon by Safety
Engineer Edgar Martin of the Booth-
Kelly Lumber company. It was stated
yesterday. Judges of the contest are
e.x|!;r-ted to make a decision Immedi­
ately. The contest which was op< a
io all employes of the company, of­
fered a prize of |10.
According to Martin, the com t
«•HI be coudtioUd dlffeiently r xt
year. A prize of J10 will be g veo
the winner and prizes of Si
«U
awarder those who name tl
t
-!•' gun from the Wendllng and 8pr ig -
field plants.
Additional copies of the Four-l»
Lumber News will be received hero
this week
The News Is devoted to
Safety-FIrat. and It Is the wish of
the local unit to give It a distribution
throughout the community. Secreatry
D. W. McKinnon said
In it will be
a paper of safety-first by Mr. Martin.
spent m illio n ?
burnì*« 'In na mi in ih « W . '• W i t k i .
an liiiiiulilb » »»«■■ Ui« ri »Ult i if un m
• Idmil
Pellai
lioin mu
day.
A m e r ic a
Haa Pneumonia—Kiley Harrisini ■'
Mm ruin 1» confined ln hin lu d, th r e a t-
mini *ttl> pneumonia.
W A L K IN G .
To walk in a dncle within a bed­
room la belter exerdae than sit­
ting In a rocker In the tame room;
to walk, even In a similar d rd e
outdoors, multiplies the benefits by
several hundred. W alking on pave­
ments la advisable where one eon
do no better; but, R 1» walking on
tho ground, through tlm forest,
over tho hills, down tho vale», In
tho Jungles, on tho golf-course,
along tho stream— in such places,
there la no sort of exerdae it«
equal.
The hunter of wild game,— the
fisherman, or other outdoor tour­
ist looking for highly-desirable
trophlea, may return empty-hand­
ed, tired, worn, dlacouro-’ed; they
ninv forget that the pi., ical test
e
il are worth many time»
Eli
than a full game-bag or creel.
Nimbleness of foot may be ac­
quired, but not by repose in the
arm» of the swivel-chair. An
active, capable body 1» necessary
to health and succe»»; don’t look
for them from the window of a
touring car along paved highway«.
All the organa of the body were
created for use-i-for »ervice: to
dw arf their site and destroy their
power by indolence or laziness, 1» a
»in for which there 1» no forgive.
ne»a— the penalty must be paid
Moat if not all of our physical
shortcoming» might disappear il
we kept e-«h part of our anatom'
up to the standard of full capabtli
ty by well-directed exerel’ e— an-
of all the exerdae», walking
among the best.
Interesting News For Friday and
Saturday From The Big M. & W.
Basement Store.
DISH DRAINERS, 69c
Regular $1.00 Androck dish drier of polished wire round
style. Special holder in center for silverware.
DRY HAND MOPS, $1.50
No wet hands, no stooping, no more bnckaches. A simple
twist of the wrist and this mop wrings dry instantly.
COCOA HEARTH BROOMS, 50c
Pure fibre hearth brooms with stained bamboo handles.
HAND DUSTERS, 69c
A full fluffy golden colored duster with black varnished
handle Handy for «lusting furniture, pianos, bric-a-brac.
Execellent for the auto.
CLOTHES DRIERS. $1.98
Can be folded into small space. Well seasoned wood. Very
roomy-
WOOD BASKETS, 98c
Splint wood baskets substantially made In every way. When
stained make excellent fireplace baskets.
COCOA DOOR MATS, 98c
A many weather necessity. Red brown tough fibre a strong
braid binding large size ot $1.29.
IRONING BOARDS, $1.98
Strong and securely braced boards. Large size al $2.38.
WILLOW CLOTHES BASKETS, 98c
6 DOZEN SPRING CLOTHES PINS, 49c
Sbjjf
DRIVING OUT LABOR.
RUSSIA’S FRIENDSHIP.
HUNTING THE FLEA.
POUT, SNIFF, LOOK ALIVE.
I
W hen a man is lift by an auto and
not killed the doctor» »ay merely that
be 1» badly run-down.
Mr. Groen, able, conaervativr and
respected head of the American
When a girl elope* from her bed­
Fuleratlon of laibor, waa Invited to
room these days the old Man general-
■peak before the Young Men’s
; ly goes out and holds the ladder for
Christian Associations in Detroit,
her.
then t Id that his speech could not
be delivered in that Institution.
Th« attention o f the Society for tit«
Labor leaders were asked to .peak
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is
from varioua Detroit pulpits, then
called to the fact that a radio set has
told the churches did not want
been Installed in the Toronto Zoo for
them.
NO F O O L IN ' H E R
New Maid:— "I found this purse
upon your desk, sir."
Junior:— "I must reward you fo r
your honesty. 1 left It there purpose­
ly a s a test."
New M a i d :—
thought, sir."
"That's
what
I i
Gladys:— "I'm awfully sorry, but
Papa says we must not see each other
any more."
Jack:— "Oh. that's all rlghb if he
»an ts to cut down the light bills, I'm |
willing to help. Darkness with you. 1
dearest, is good enough for me.”
I f the Queen will take a sheet
of paper as big as a playing card
»he will be able to write on it all
that the President will have to say,
beyond politely answering direct
questions.
But when the Interview is over
the President will know a good
ileal about Rumania He believe«
in listening, and thnt's one rea­
son why he is President.
GOOD H E A R T E D
"Johnny, who took the cookies from 1
the pantry?"
"Mother. 1 gave them to a poor
little boy who was hungry."
"You have a heart of gold, dear,
who was the little boy?"
" I Mother.”
Profe»»or
Jerome
Davis, cf
Yale, reports an Interesting talk
with Stalin, ibe real ruler in
IUv.-ever, that’s another story,
important point made by
1 uiliu i- that it might pay the
L idled States to be friendly with
Russia. Stalin said, "Russia now
needs the United States. Poeaibly
tlie day might come whan the
United States might need Russia's
f riendship.”
* ■
The Pan-American health con­
ference declares w ar
on
the
bubonic plague flea, from the
Arctic to tha Antarctic.
Thia mean* Wtlir rata, ground
squirrel», flea bean ng creatures
of all sort*. Samples of fleas cap-
turod w ill be sent in for identi-
fleation.
Nothing
permanent, however,
will be done until man completes
his conquest of the globe by re­
moving from it, mercifully, all
animal life other than his own.
The
gaping
crocodile
from
whose gums and tongue the tse­
tse fly extracts the germ» of sleep­
ing sickness, must go, also dear
little pussy, that carries diptheria
germs in its fur to the little g irl’s
face.
TOO BAD
Your infernal loud speaker kept
me awake 'till two o'clock last night."
"That's too bad—if you had stayed
with it Just a little while longer you'd
have heard some sw ell stuff from
I Paris.”
COULDN’T STAND ONE
"So you didn't take any vacation
thi» year?"
N'o. I thought 1 needed a rest!"
They can improve the auto—paint
It up to look nice—get more miles per
gallon but they ca n t give It horse
sense.
HIS MASTER'S VOICE
Sargeant:— "Button up your coat!"
I Young married recruit:—"Yes, mv
dear.”
A little shine on daughter's none
. noiva-days bothers her as much as
i dust on the furniture bothered her
mother.
IS WOMEN WISER?
For the last five o r ten years Fve noticed a very p ecu liar thing
among men and women. .A woman of forty looks about 25 years of
age. while a M AN of 40 LO O KS about 45! Men th a t is M O S T of them,
seem to feel that tMey’ll get grinned a t if they fight age, while a w o­
man K N O W S she'll get grinned at if she D O E S N 'T fight age! Women
have found cut th a t skin tonics, powder, rouge, shampoos, lipsticks
and creams are lethal weapons to knock ole Pa T im e for a goal and
she trips in this store of ours and makes us hump ourselves keeping
an up-to-date stock of beautifiers.
Men take a liv e r rem edy and
w hether it performs or not call it a day and let it go a t that.
A rt women wiser than men?
V ra rç
( s x x ñ i,
We've Found THIS Out
About Face Powders!
Painted Lips!
The SAME powder is NOT
good for EVER Yone!
Tho
clever woman experiments very,
very carefully until she finds
the EXACT sort, shade anil con­
sistency that BEST suits her.
She then STICKS to it and it to
HER for years!
And as w p
carry 25 different sorts, its
rather certain we carrv YOUR
kind!
Not so MANY years ago were
a sign of depravity but NOT
today!
Nussir!
We Just re­
ceived a new brand, which
when used, cannot be told from
the REAL FLESH! It doesn't
look like paint atall! This is
going to be the real seller thi?
winter you can bet on ¡hat.
SPECIAL!
Combs are "the thing' these days! We read about it in ona of
the foreign style magazines last summer, so we at once combed the
market for superior, different, spicy looking conceits in comb ! T h“y
got is yesterday and are now on .sale at prices about 30 per cent lee-'
than they SHOULD be!
KETEL’S DRUG STORE
Conveyor Breaks. Mill Down
That advice is taken literally by
inhabitants
of
tl -
monkey
cage. They do all that the beauty
cult suggests. Our ancestors, ape­
like, did the - i- ’e until language
was invented
\s men became
civilize«! thi
-tl words instead
¿witching faces.
A man sneering " '-11 uncovers
his ranine tooth, r
ng it ready
to bite without c.
ir his lip, as
do the baboon and wolf. But the
tc.lm face is the hi«.-or type. Corn-
pure the Venus of Milo and step.
Silver Removed— I’ave Worley call­
ed at a local physician’s office Monday
to have a sliver removed from h i s <
hand. Worley received the splinter'
while working for the Cascade Lutn-|
her Company.
.'OR SALE—Cnrbon paper In largo
sheets, 26x39 inches, suitable for
making truatngs. The News Office.
'
Last Thursday the Junior Wo­
men’s class of the Methodist chnrclk
conducted a business meeting at th«
church parlors. The chief concern of
the class now is raising money f j f
the remainder due on the b.ill-ti»i
board.
They decided each to earn $1 be­
tween then and October 22 when a
soclail meeting will be held At that
time they must tell how the money
was earned. At Thursday’s m eeting
Henry Foss and Lee Putnam surprised
th e class by serving refreshments
after the meeting
The large conveyor at the Booth ,
Kelly Lumber Company's mill broke i
down yesterday afternoon, and t h e '
mill was shut down for the remainder '
. of the day. A portion of the mill con -'
! tinued to operate.
The latest beauty cult, must
come here. I t says: “ W ork all the
muscles of your face, keep young,
retain your alert appearance. Pout
your lips to make them handsome
and full. Roll your eyes frequently
and S N IF F . Sniff violently, form­
ing wrinkled ridges on the bridge
of the nose. Move your eyebrows
up and down. Only a dead face,
with no muscular action in it, be­
comes an old face.”
'*
of gc -turcs a.
A very distinctive black satin
dress— long-sleeved — hign-collar--
ed and trimmed with cut steel “nail
heads” on collar, cuffs, and belt.
The skirt is scalloped in tiers with
an intriguing bouquet of embroid­
ered wool flowers “tucked” in i t
the belt.
In a little while Queen Marie of
Rumania, with her pietty daughter
will be dining at the White House.
The Queen will be able to tell her
husband that she met one Amer­
ican that did not insist on talk­
ing about himself. H. G. Well»
»ays that is our trouble, you know.
! m «» ís
Stalin says Russia i*
»¡Ding to pay the money that
foolish American bankers ient •n
Kerensky. Stalin really should do
nothing of the kind. Those ciiltl-
ish bankers grabbing at usurious
interest
rutes
and
dmcount»,
ought to digest that lesson.
They are now lending billions of
the* American people’s money to
la iio u * roncero» in Europe. Many
of those billions will never come
back.
Hold Business M eeting
the entertainment of the occupants of
the monkey cage.
There may be good reason» for
these sudden changes. But Christ,
who drove the money changers
from the TVrnple, might be sur­
prised to see Ids modern repre­
sentatives driving laboring men
from »l.e pulpits.
It looks, according to the u ion
mi n, as 'hough money changers
were "on top”' once more.
SAFETY FIRST SLOGAN
TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON
BfLLY
'S IX B/LLY
Friday and
Saturday
Special
BARGAIN
BASEMENT
24 PIECE CHINA
BREAKFAST SET
A breakfast Set that will
help out the dish problem
in many homes. A pleas­
ing pattern of bamboo in
blue or plain white
The set consists of
6 Plates
6 Cereal Bowls
6 Cups and Saucers
All at a remarkable
price of
$3.45
“The Home of Good
Furniture”
WE THERBEE
-POWERS
H ARVEST
SALE
A Great Underselling Event Right
At The Very Height Of The
Autumn Season
—An occasion that affords everyone a splendid opportunity
of buying what is needed at the time when it is most wanted
—and at pronounced savings! We believe that they will
find in this sale what they v/ant. We know they will find
it priced to make buying a real delight.
—Merchandise that has entered this “Harvest Sale” has
measured up to a triple standard required by this store.
(1)—That is has passed the rigid inspection that controls
the selection of J. C. Brill’s Stores merchandise: (2)-- That
It is seasonable anti suitable for Autumn and Winter needs;
(3)— That it is marked at the lowest possible price, quality
considered.