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TU R SPRINGFIELD NEWS
1»24.
I.lttle Boy- 'Kb -» ha h— *'
Teacher Vaa. yea the nmt latter
la «»ay. What have I on each aid«
of tUy n»i«a’
l.lttl.. liny- , can’t hardly «•« from
' h ra, but I think It'« powder,
Our World War General Kettrcs
I
Purdy*« Philo«.
Only a pin can gat away with a
] double t our»» of bain* pointed one
j way anil beaded another.
Convicted.
I’roft'aaor
A fool i an a«k quea-
IHona that a wl*« man cannot anawer
Htiuhnt Now I know why I failed
' in the examination
01 end Oeaa Opinee.
I ”1 should worrv—even a mighty oak
*«» once a nut ”
Back at Him.
I'h'lpp A little knowledge |a « dai.
gcroua thing, you know
The Lattar
Mteady Man Y<>ur ahouldera are
ix-ikar ' “Bla»« la bi > patriotic that • l i r e au|< ortlng a Ion o’ gun powder
he won't drink l«> (lieg whiskey
Forgers Battled.
brouaht from «brunii but Inalata on
I'ninp— No living man can forte my
iiuHtnalitn« mail» right her» In tha
name to a ehe< k and get It caahed
I 8 A."
W ynhn— You iuu»t have an un
litighi«: “i'll a«y h«'e patrlotle-
usual algnature.
wllting to illn for hla country.*’
I’oinp - N o - no money In the bank
The OH la Right,
t f lv a : "^Vaht >«UI (you think of » e e e e e e e w e e w e e e w « * • • * * • » « •
Mamie Rmltb'a recitalT“
I 2
Dorla: "Not ao uiu< h Hho’a «o Inmn-, J
•latent Roughed powered, Itp-atlrked «
By THOMAS A. CLARK
and false haired abe sang lllooey*u ! 2
O ea a el Men, Uaivereily of
lll.no,..
No< turne In 'll' natural."
1 1
THIS FREEDOM •
a e e e e e e e e e e e o a ** « * ♦ * • » « * * *
I ly clover ««lb for »14 90 which 1« «IS 00 p»r ton
The situation resolves Itself Into,
' |S SO per ton lea« than the hay ablp-
] ped from Baatern Oregon The reaeon heavy profits for the Southern Pacific
¡local grower« cannot get a higher railroad, added profits for Baatern
price In the big conaumlng dtetrlcta la Oregon hay men and h««vy luose-s to
the Public Service Com nit»« Ion's rnl- the Western Oregon farmer«. I cannot
hig of last fall which cut the coat understand why the farmer la willing
Of shipping from Baatern Oregon tie to accept a condition wherein he «Imp
■ Tillamook ae much as »2 SO per ton. ly has had taken out of hla pocket by
Had this ruling not been made on thia arbitrary rate making, «2.00 to
rates, the present price« at Tillamook «3 00 per ton on hla hay,
I will be very grateful to you If you
¡would be: Baatern Oregon alfalfa »23.-
Ito per ton, Lane County clover «12.20. will publish thia thru the columns of
jlih e local farmer would get «14.SO BOB your preen which I hope will serve
the Intereata of the farmers to the eg-
i for clover hay.
i Thia situation does not affect the tent that he will do some thinking
bay dealer particularly, but comea along these Unes and wake up to the
I home to the farmer. Thia In brief la position in which he haa been placed.
¡that the fanner 1» sacrificing from I beg to remain.
Your« respectfully,
«2.80 to «3.00 per ton to what he call«
C. GRAY.
'arbitrary rate making. In the mean
I time the Tll'amook dairymen are g et-)
ting from 72 to 74 cents a pound for: Went to Belknap Sprlnga— William
butterfat. while the Lane County dairy-1 l* ’nald«on went to Belknap Spring«
man can get no more than 35 to 38 o re r the week-end. to aee his wife,
■ cent«. Thia la due to the power of or- i w*1° 1« varationlng there. Mrs. Don-
Iganlted selling aa 1» the shipping rate, aldson 1» reported to be Improving
secured by the Eastern Oregon hay | in health. Her husband will drive
men. The strength of the hay grow er», UP to ,h e Springs again Sunday and
In the ea«:ern part of the state and | »he will return with him to Sprtng-
thelr combination with the Tillamook field.
dairymen 1« being u«pd. It la declared. • Fractured Arm— Glenn Ward, work
to force even lower price» from the J
ing up near McKenxIe bridge, nus-
hay growers In thin vicinity. Certain | tained a fractured left arm on Fri
member» of the State Grange are re day while working on a gravel truck.
ported to have Joined forces with the In some way his arm caught In the
Tillamook people before the commis
chain which works the dumping mach
sion to gain hay rate reduction» for
inery. and was injured. He came to
Eastern Oregon. Now Tillamook buy
Springfield to have a physician reduce
er« are using Eaatern Oregon alfalfa
the fracture.
to help them to further break the val
ley bay price and although the farm
Visited at Marcola—Dr. and Mrs. W.
er here Is getting a better price than H. Pollard and children William. Rob
he did last fall, hie preaent returns ert, Ruth and Jule visited with the
should be from »15.00 to »17.00 per doctor's sister. Mr«. Walter Price of
too FOB care Instead of only «12.00 to jja r c o i, on Sunday.
Pershing w ill celebrate hi« «ixty-fourth birthday
Full national
at New York September 10.
General John J. Pershing
Blond Beet Opinee.
The room In which Aunt Burnb wo«
"I gueae It's true that men are the ' born was heated with on o|wo flre
archllm-ta of their own destiny— j place, dirty, cavernous und Inadequste,
ISSO: Born September 13 In Linn County. Mo., son of John F. and
which accounts for so many strange I requiring constant feeding and hourly
Anne E. Pershing.
attention.
upper atorlee.”
ISSO: Graduated KlrkvIHe I Mo.» Normal School.
When »be era« married the family
ISMS: Graduated U. 8. Military Academy, West Point. N. Y. Started
had progicaned through the "cannon"
Real News.
military career as 2nd Lieutenant In 6lh U. S. Cavalry.
•tov« stage to the base-burner which
Reporter: "Give me a tip on « t e a l, promised almost perfect freedom from
188« 91: Served In Apache and Sloua Indian campaign« In New Mexi
story Som ething unusual—and hard : I tlte annoyances Incident to the other
co, Arlxona and Dakotas. Commanded the Sioux Indian Scouta.
ly betieveebly “
men ns of healing the little boom In
18919b: Military Inetructor at University of Nebraska.
Polle« l.leulenanl: "Well, how abou« which Aunt Karah waa llvtnu But
1897: Instructor In tactics. U. 8. Military Academy.
that plumber that got to days for even tlie bnae-bumer bad to be Oiled
1898: Served with 10th U. S. Cavalry In Santiago (Cuba) campaign.
twice a day, and Hie male innoitmre
speeding?"
1899: Organ I te<l Bureau of Insular Affairs and waa Ita chief.
of the household were often busy and
1899 1903: Served In Philippine Islands; Adjutant g en era l Department
loom often thoogtidena. and the trip to
Even Heavies Do No Good
of Mindanao. Commander of military operation« In central
the .rail bott»e waa long and (tie coal
Another football ««Mon le al hand; j
r-, , Ty wiM.n Ann, Snrati was
Mindanao against Moros.
Modern aiadluma dot the land.
the purveyor. The eahra. which bad
1905: Married Francis H. Warren of Cheyenne, Wyo. Assigned Mili
They're bull! of concrete, steel and to he taken -«»l la Ira a day were light
tary attache, Toklo, Japan. Wa« with Kuroki'« army In Man
•and,
•i » -rag, and eiraay, and If one dampered the J
churia.
And get So cold—well, we Jual stand d-rvw too heavily Io an attempt ho reg
190«: Commander of Department of Mindanao and Governor of Moro
ulate tlte beat, It gnaecl. It waa a re
Province. Commanded military action against hostile Moros,
lief when she moved Into a o*-w bourn
You Know the Car.
terminating In their defeat at the battle of Bagwag. June 12, ,
und th« furnace came into vogue.
Dirks: "What kind of an automobile
1913. Made Brigadier-General. U. 8. Army.
But even ihe furnace had It« draw-
have yo«?"
harks. Il ale up cool like a ru«euou«
1914: Command of 8th Brigade stationed at Preeldo, Calif., and El
Whagg; "Half pointer and half set. flapper eating choc..late cendy—«oft
Pnao Patrol District.
ter Pick« out pednetrlane. even (hough coal, too. that clogged the chimney
191«: Commanded American troops sent into Mexico In pursuit of
'hey hide behind lamp posts. Polnla ivlth soot. ihiipetlines the chimney
Villa
•m. -»eta 'em and retrieve« Homo burned out, ecutlerlng flame« and hot
1917-19: Commanedr In-Chlef of A. E. F. In World War and all Ameri
ushes over the roof to the Imminent
car,”
can troops In Europe.
(lunger of thei house, and to the utter
1920: Decorated and awarded highest medal» for great leadership
terror of poor Aunt Surah who hourly
In World War bv United State«. England. France, Italy. Belgium.
We Gu ea»e,l That Right
expected to t>e horned out of house
Japan. Zcecho-Slav. Poland, China, etc.
'Il s enay enough to tell who ta and home. and who woke at nlghi
hoa» In-tho average American home oiK-llltig Are, The soft penetrating
1921: Appointed Chief of Staff U. S. Army.
i «iwt found It« way everywhere. Inld a
today."
1924: Retired.
p r titn tt
| dark hand Upon all of Aunt Surah'»
"How »or*
household
treasures,
und
held
her
like
"Well, |f the wife la bobbed—ahe'a
, u slate to her household dullea.
hardly noticeable to the farmers. This > price of grain. Prices quoted in the
hoaa I'nhohh'd. booaed."
And ihen came the "NoCoul" Innovn
' don promising relief from shoveling la due lo the fact tbat Ihe rise ha» local hny markets are: clover hay
W IT H
A Cruel Joke.
i -oul, from indies, from soot, from re been based upon the extrem ely low ) »12.00 per ton, vetch $14.00 FOB ship-
TONY
THE
WONDER
HORSE
FOR
price.
reached
In
the
hay
market
last
ping
point.
The
Eastern
Oregon
Grow
First Yegg: "Don't you worry. Pete I «ponalhlltty of nil sorts, and Anni
We ar« In Arltona now- an t they Snruh willingly pnld her money foi fall soon after the Oregon Public er is gelling »16.00 per ton FOB cars
3
never hang a man with a wooden leg ihe Invention und hud one Installed Service Conwnlaalon rendered a deci for alfalfa bay. There was a happy
'tut
she
still
found
dlfllcllltlea,
The
here."
DAYS!
sion reducing generally the freight day when the Western Oregon grower
workman tilling the oil tank went tc
Peie: "Why not?"
rati» on hay and making It possible made the price of local hay, but sev
sleep nt the «witch and wasted n bar
eral years ago the Tillamook district
First Yegg: "They use a rope"
COME ON
ral or two of oil, the critter needed for the extensive grower« of Eastern
Oregon to undersell the W estern Ore-¡gained this position and today sets the]
Intelligent regulating ut lenst three
gon growers.
(price. It 1» pointed out that Eastern l
------ OVER—
Our Health Department.
time» a duy, and once Aunt Surah
Dear Doc: fa n you tell me how to i fg||(,<) carefully to rend the direction» I As a result of this Public 8ervice ] Oregon alfalfa hoy sells at Tillamook I
old fulling h air’ Thanks. D D.
for mnnuylng the pilot light, und while : Commission action the grower hero for «20.7(1 per ton w hereas Lano Coun-
Ihear D D : Sure I can Practice ¡»he waa Invratlgallng with n llghtol not only faces ruinous competition, hut
footwork and Jump out from ,i„,l,.r inntcli the Infernal mudline exploded find» him self paying -higher prices for
¡und neurly killed her,
mixed feed, due to the advance tn
I ' t
"Then1 uln't no such thing na free
In other words the
h om anywhere." Aunt Sarah averred grain market
price
of
hny
has
not kept It's proper
Erl Purdy's Phlloe.
| feelingly, mid «he wn» right.
The candidate that can come
We struggle to evade responsibility, relative position as compared wllh the
thraiigh with a plan which solve» the to And ihe abort cut or the »nay Job.
prahlen» of how to keep the autotno- but there aren't nn.v We might twit
btle running nnother year can feel ter face the tusk thni 1» before ua
bravely nn.l make the heat of It. What
reasonably certain of elrrtlon.
ever freedom from work or responsi
bility or effort we seem to attain we
Poaltlvely,
pay for tisiinlly more than it Is worth,
l i l»l» . Western N«w»pap«r Union.»
Profeagor: "And by all mean« pick
out a girl wllh a «on.« of humor.
Marry only tbe girl who can lake
a Joke -
Innocent Student: "I Imagine that
the kind of a girl you married, air?"
Now that you've retumeu
Coburg, Ore., Aug. 23. 1924.
front an enjoyable vaca
Editor Springfield News.
Everv Fellow to HI« Trade.
tion and another year of
Amateur Astronomer—tho sun 1« Springfield, Oregon.
work confronts yon, why
more than 93 million miles from bere. Dear Sir:
not make every j»ayday
Feeling that you are Interoeled In
New Car O w ner- Does that Include
from now on add to your
the welfare of the farmers In this vi
detour«.
Savings Account here at
cinity I would like to say something
the First National?
thru the columns of your paper regard
An Example.
Ing
the
problems
which
are
confront
We have seen so many of
Meek Mol—I Just do the heat 1 can,
ing the farmers and dealers In this
our patrons accumulate
'lay by day, and K It go at that.
vicinity particularly regarding the
funds for business expan
No man waa ever perfect.
We are quoting no prices but onC3 you see our crowded store you will
freight rales on hay.
sion, a home of their own,
Boas—o h , yes, there wns.
In spite of the fact that the price
education for their children
Meek M e l-W h o ?
be surprised at the prices. We have twice the stock we can display.
for Lane County hay has made some
and other lik«» attainments
Boss— My wife's first husband.
advances recently, tho benefits are
that V ; 'el our efforts in
His Career
Hip Hip
HURRAY
Look who’s
over at the
The REX
~Jhe
‘
HEART
B U S TE R
It’s time to
Communication
Save again
Sacrafice Sale
O F F U R N IT U R E
Starts Thursday morning at the
Willamette Furniture Store
5G West 8th street, Eugene Oregon
At Training Camp,
Officer of the Day—The liberty of
the ramp 1» denied for the dny.
Hear Rank Voice Olnime Ilh( rly oi
Kltnnie dua'li.
Officer—Woo sahl tbat?
Anoihnr V oice—l alrick H«i*y.
heaaon Enough.
Jiidgo—YVhy dW yon strike the tel"
graph operator?
Defendant— I handed him a tele
gram for my girl atm vha' did ho
•to hut atari rending It.
fhe Sibloco
is here ! !
A GOOD WOOD FURNICE FOR
$82.30
The Boy Was Right.
Teneber—Spell "shirt."
T h e First
National
Bank
OF TUGENE
F. J. GRIMES
Plumbing Company
1
urging t in in to save have
not been in vain. A dollar
will op» an account if you
haven't on ■ already.
Sine« 1883
We must unload within the next nine days.
Practically all of our stock
is new, staple and up to date in patterns.
Be there early
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