The Springfield news. (Springfield, Lane County, Or.) 1916-2006, January 08, 1920, Image 6

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Newspaper Page TextTlimSIUY, JANUARY R, 1020. Eugene Collecting Agency Personal attention given collec tion and adjustment. W. H. Blowers, Eugene Lock Box 448 Phone 600 T11K Sl'lUNUlMKU) NKWS BRISCO JITNEY Phone 17 Dennis Cyr. Day and night service. DR. EUCENE KESTER Physician and Surgeon Office Phone 8 2 Home Phone tJ7-.M Office Hours: 9 a.m. to 12 m.; I: SO p.m. to 5 p in DR. W. H. POLLARD PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Springfield, OREGON Phones: Office 20 J; Res 2u M Office hours: 9 a. in. to 12 m. 1:30 p. m. to 5 p. n DR. S. RALPH DIPPEL DENTIST Phone 3 Springfield Oregon DR. N. W. EMERY DENTIST Sutton Blag. Phone 20-J Residence Phone 129 W Springfield, Oregon L. H. RAMSEY THE TAILOR PerfSct Fit Guaranteed First Class Material Best Workman Ship Main Street Springfield between 3rd and 4th Oregon LEMLEY'S PRESSING PARLOR FRED G. LEMLEY Prop'r. Cleaning. Pressing, Repairing, Dye ing, Hats blocked, Suits made to measure Main Street Springfield between 3rd and 4th Oregon JOHN E. EDWARDS REAL ESTATE INSURANCE Corner Main and Third Springfield Oregon FOR INSURANCE SKF CHAS. L. SCOTT at First National Bank Springfield, Oregon D. W. ROOF JEWELER FINE WATCH REPAIRING A SPECIALTY Springfield. Oregon FRANK A. DE PUE ATTORNEY AT LAW NOTARY PUBLIC Sutton Springfield Building Oregon Deafness Cannot Be Cured by loi jlI apijilcaiioiK, aa ty cannot rruch tb liiat-aa.tl purtlun of 'hi- -ar. Tner la only on way to cur; tlfwrieaa. and that la by conatltullonal r.m-i- U-.a,fn-aa la cauad (y ati uitlamt-il condition of Uie mil tua lining of tltu l-.oatachiuri Tub-. Wn-n Ilia tudr la lritlHiti.il you hav a ruinblniK a'Mind or lnip,-rf-t-i h-;rina uri-1 wle-n li m . ii 1 1 re l y cloa.tl. lii-Kdn ai ia tlm fault, ami tinltaa lh Inflammation can lit" ukin nut and ihla lull r-a'on d to Ha normal nn.li tion. h-arinK will ( tl.-atrov.-il furt-vrr: itiic c-aaSa ont of r-n ari caua d tiy t'aintili. whli h la ti'iihliiK tini an In tin mid cumin e-u of the intutiua aurtaci-a We will itlvf fin- llundrpd D'.llnra for miv caaa of lfn fro-aa o-aua.'il by cat.nrtii ) i t cannot b- cur. 4 by Hall a Caikirh C'ura. band for rlri-nlsre. ft. K. J OIIKNKV A CO.. Toledo. Olilo. Bold by Driia-Kii'a. 7a' 2'ta.a Ua.ll a I nul I'll: (or touaUtiatlou KOHKKT WILSON". Kdilor. Entered at the Springfield Postoffice as classy m.ittrr. Subscription Hates: Those taking Spi ingf t -1 I NYws t-- tin J BOOKKEEPIN' JANGLE." j Am! lien' some of tlu newest ; bookkeeping slanit: Instead of oayiiiK ;n account don't balance or the trial daintier doesn't balance, we way the i account don't "ryiur" or the trial bal ance doesn't "ryme." Instead of say , ins we made a mistake we say we made a "flivver" in our books. ! Mere Is somcthiiiK marvelous: (leoiRe SiKnor can add up h column f figures with his nose. He starts in at the bottom of a column of fig u res and rubs his nose right up the i column and when he Rets to the top. no matter how long the column is. he (kinose the answer He nays he can tell by the touch of the figures mi his nose, but Joe I Vet a says he's a fake; lie is near-sighted and cross eyed. "'Peacon" lAshuall Fish says that lu has made a discovery Ralph Love "fools" away his bookkeeping periods by pestering "Grub" IVets and then he h is an excuse to stay after school and talk to the girls, but the joke of it is. there' a lot of girls staying every evening. Peculiar, eh? "Peacon" says 'hat he thinks tli.it Mrs. Plank has a -pedal "love" class after school but this Is none of our business so please don't tell anyone that I told what "I'eacon" discovered, please. To Whom It Miy Concern : I do hereby express my powerful gratitude and extend my hail and heartiest wishes to my customers, especially S. I'. Webb and Hovd - Co, and I wish o s;.v that I will carry business as usual and a-k for your kind co operation, and the janitor and I join in wishing you a Happv Christmas and a Merry New Year i Signed i William I.indley. (Sealed) (To be continued I PERSONmLS. We think Dwiglit Kessey is getting vain. He is carrying talcum powder with him a yam W" are all ghol to he ba k to the "Hear Old Halls of Knowledge." We all bad many nice times, and a fine vacation but it seems that we can never live so comfortably as when we are here. Si hool started w ith a rush Monday, and we are well settled in school ac tivities again. M ss Sylvia Strubin could not at tend school Tuesday on account of ill ness in her home. Say. boys, we girls were certainly frond of every last one of you Satur day night' You showed Thurston where S. H. S. stood on the map, and we will still be back of you Friday night, when you play Goshen, whether you win or fail we're bark of you. Although we know If will be "win" for you don't start many things you don't finish. Maybe some of us will not get to attend the game at Goshen, but you will know we're thinking of you all evening. And once in a while we'll Just give you a yell, even if ourseir is the only one that hoars it. 'Here's to the old S. If. S. team which we know will win." Oh, my. did you see the hard lick Asahel gave Fatty of Thurston Satur day night, but it didn't seem to faze him fine speck. Put we were Just thinking what-if it, had been a kid of Asahal's own size . wouldn't have been enjoying life right now we don't (suppose. Mr. Hamlin took charge of Mr. Roth'B classes Monday morning as Mr. Roth was unable to take charge in the forenoon. Hut. he seemed to be about the same as cvw in the : afternoon. It must have been the va cation that caused the trouble. That Kikes boy don't seem to crave public speaking, but when n comes to basketball he's all right. We will soon miss our Jolly friend Hazel Itrattain, as she is going to at tend the Mt. Angel academy the sec ond semester. Helen Stevens, a former S. II. S. student who spent the holidays here has returned to Mt. Angel academy. Hazel lirattain has expressed her desire to be a "movia mar." Small paper free to be i on vaudevill show : not sldcred From the appellators of our basket ball hall windows old S II. S. still has mi artist to be ro'id of. Miss Ylvnin Seit-.n.-, is wearing a suspicious ting now days. Kinder funny. Ilrssir Kcetiali is absent from school on account of illness The seniors intend to givr a play. Mona Mi Heniy and npal Miisoti play leading parts Miss Roberta Wilson, editor of the Tattler, is ali-ei't from school Sylvia Strubin and Ibleti Robert-, are also missing The g lis a '-r going to uigau!e a basketball team s,,, Red middies an- itni): to he thr style now. Thr basket li.i II : ton Saturday tiirh' :U to l.Y The Kim!;- li I 11!! pl.lVell TtlUI'S vd def.-ated them a ; mt In o busy d their lc. itnmg tu.it t! d. ! .all t dinior ui,i,l others had tn arly reach. -, their lo u - t- Collll lllops enj.Hs h 11. self im Hii'li-i h at tio.m. 'a!. .'i the tern tiers are liet,t; I T i v ; . ir . i h t!'e rm-h g-.rls (iladys Kdw.itds i absent from Si hool on in i inn.' el -Mai'. po in the I .i in 1 1 ()n Tuesday mi'i',::i- the regul.t-ass.-mhly w.is ! rally f- r f.askelbal! ni's h- hi a;-. I r .. tti tt.-i of t lie tea ill Weii I . I ! ! . i ! : . ill to III., k 1 ilr.' a few ';, '! S t;i..i.ts ate ah- ent lion; h. ' . ., ;o . i em' of maPpo. b'it w I. i e to ha . th. m vkiMi us -o,,:i Want, d mii- Kiit! . I, V . la s n the III t eftloi.tl Ki l l )'.!!. so. II. - to ft-1 111 to oil S H s . i I'll !. ! a long o a t ion i I' i;,'i t have h . i. a I 'i o li ' ho lh.llle 111 I '..! I'll '' I Tile ,, , .1 , I , V k , ,f . Vl - i . that Wa ! r ..,o,.. I ;.; i h i';i- a s t r.i ' :., : ' I'loi i in e I";- ;; .. , i i : . Into, a i e Hi lend : t. g to t , n a li ; ,. . ' 'ill; '.am including J I -1 t !o '!;i h nae . pi ai t ii ;i,c I a a 1 1 aa ' ;.. hi e h.id m;ry make then; ..i lv f , t rial games. Of (Olir.-e. we all leal e. g.rls. how tar you'l! ft alot-g ;i, tj.js worid. Sllllle ol ollr Woieo:- b.-kelball boys ale hai-h : i, !. They nlii-e. to get up and speak I f t . !!" m-i-mlily. Mr. h'lsh Mild the tM.IS V.-;i'.'l tile gills to tiai k them at the (Jo- hen game. The girls w; I: the h.ys uould furnish us a w ay to go The girl- of S II S. are g dm; to begin rai t i ing baskehall this even ing after k hool. Tin y am ail f is i r ! to have written permits fmin their parents before they can da. Miss llor.i Harvey h;c, ! turned from her ( hrilma-; vaeation trip. JOKES Grace Kasford isn't the only one who enjoys reading her "liiary." for we noticed two "fro; h" boys lb epy interested in a ted bound note book during Grace's: absence. Lost, M rayed or stolen - a fountain pen belonging to Irene Kirchni-r. Finder please return to her and re ceive reward. I To whom it may concern: The per j son that took Grace Rahford's plc j tut'e had better return it at mini to i avoid further (rouble. : I'roud pupil: My ancestors came j over in the Mayflower. Second pupil: ! It. is a good thing ih-y did because Jim j immigrai ion laws an: much more. , si rict now. A maid came speeding down my way, Jumping high with glee. "What makes you take tuch leaps," said 1. "This is leap year," said (die, Freshman: How much are these puppies? Healer. : Five dollar apiece. Krosh: Well - r I don't want a piece of one; I want u whole one. Since the general htirinx class In THt UNIVERSAL CAR AUTHORIZED SERVCE STATION Competent Mechanics and Genuine Ford Parts Used. Order Your Ford Now We can make Delivery in January "Yours For Better Service." SPRINGFIELD GARAGE Phone 11 Main St., bet. 4th ,nd 5th studying the Wolks of the dealt Molly lioaiie di t ided to wear her s on a t i in K around her in t k Kllcll looked very booming Moll lav moining in a tiew blue sweater Just ircelM-i from London II. iel II. looked veiy stunning m her sweater Monday murium: whlih had Just aiTlwd flolu I'aris. If you lotisldel these Jokes rubbish, you should see those wr do Hot pllll lish. CHURCH NEWS Christian Church. ISible si hool !t.4c ( oiiiiiiiiiilon 11, i pie. tilling by Tedtlv l.eavilt II l.'i Christian Kndeavur ( . .'). Kxciilug st-IVlie 7 .:i', I.lllll'll C .e.llll of ! N'.i .i . ('.till . will d. Ini-r .asoiil m.-.plr 'in;- giispi-l scrmn I'liio-r meeting ! 'I'll il i sday , T . :!(. Bjptut Church. J Sunday school at lu, pieacling at 1 1 a m. The young people's study class will , meet at C::;o. RAILWAY TIME CARDS Southern Pacific Railway Fleet no cars leave Kuguun for j Springfield every half hour from 5:30 a. m. to 11:30 p. ni. ;Arrive Main Line Arrlv i South bound Eugene Northbound ' 12 in. :a a. m. J:00 a. m 4:30 a. in. 1 :i".0 p. in 10:60 a. iu. 2:50 p. m ". l':55 p. ui. 7:10 p. ni 5:05 p. in. Oregon Electric Portland to Eugene Arrive Kugenu Leave 13:35 p. m 7:25 a. ui The Right Ending To Any Meal Any meal tastes the bolter for a plateful of cookies to end wilh when they fire tempting, crisp and de licious as , Good Fancy Cookies Half a dozen kinds- all of them winners. We can't tell you just why, but our customers insist our cookies taste different. EGGIMANN'S "A Good Bakery" aihe& Adrian !( p. m. S 50 p ui. 1:40 p. ui. 5 25 p. ui. Southern Pacific Wending Branch l.cavu - Springfield - Arrive 4 15 p m . S.dl i, ui. 7:15 a in. (mixed train) 12.50 p. lu. Southern Pacific Oakrldge Branch Leave Springfield 1:45 p in. Moll-' da) a, Wi'dneHila) and Friday; arrive Sprugfiold 11:16 a. lu. Tueadaya '1 Inn Hiluy and Sutunlaya ARRIVAL AND CLOSING OF MAILS AT SPRINGFIELD POSTOFFICE Nortlihouiid -MAila cloao at 10 a. ni. and 4 p. in ; arrivu at 11 u. in. and 5:15 p. ui. Southbound Malla clone at 1:30 p m. and 6.30 p. in.; anivw at 6:30 a. m. and 2.30 p. in. Wetidling llianch (I)ally except Sun day) Mail cIobcb ai 4 p. m.; arrive lit h:3u a. in. Albany ( hiki idgu Drain h Mall cloa en al 1:15 p. in. .Monday a, Wcilnea daya and Kudaya; dirhea at 11:16 a m. Tui-Nd.iy a, 'lbuiadaya ami Sal ur lays. MciCr-n.le Hiver (liaily except Suu tl.iy) - .Mail clottea 7:30 a. iu.; arrlvea 1 ...) p. iu. Mohawk Jtural Houto No. 1 and .Mi Keiim Kurul Houto No. 2 lllully uxcepl Sunday ) Carnet n leave poal ol lice at li a. in.; arrhe at 1 p. iu. Get tht Genuine I and Avoid I Waste Economy in Every Cake you may be in need of some type writer supplies- -The News has a good lint of paper, ribbons and carbon. X