Southern Oregon miner., January 31, 1946, Image 2

“ I WAS A VICTIM
OF CONSTIPATION!"
__________
*
“Found Relief In Famous
B reakfast Food,”
User W rites
REPORT ON
THE
►N TH
E
RUSSIANS
Princess Frock Is Flattering
Gay Aprons Make Welcome Gifts
W .L
White
S u ffe r fro m constipation? Then
read th is unso licite d le tte r!
" I was a v ic tim o f ennatlpation for
m an y y e a n , tr y in g a ll t o r t . o f m edicinal
rem edirá, but to no a v a il. Th en I tried
K K L I.O G G 3 A L L - U R A N . and a fte r the
ftrst t r ia l experienced re lie f. I now eat
K E L L O G G 'S A L L - B R A N every day as
p a rt o f m y reg u la r d ie t. The suffering!
fro m constipation have vanished and I am
overjoyed a t feeling like a new person at
the age o f 2«. I am passing this news
along so th a t others who a re suffering m ay
find re lie f." M rs. B eatrice M eyer. 251
H a w th o rn e A ve.. N e w a rk . N . J .
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS
land effort, p robably dism issed it as had ftrst been chased around the
the kind of p e rfu n c to ry gesture block.
•
R ussian newspapers and news­ which all statesm en o ccasionally
The banks slid in g by m ig h t be i l ­
reels c a rry only sm a ll amounts of make.
lu stra tio n s o f a fa iry tale. There
news about the outside w orld, and
Today another th u n d e rin g big d in ­ are ta ll b irc h forests and i f i t were
never a n yth in g w hich m ig h t arouse ner at Spiridonovka to w hich E ric , night, I am sure a d ista n t lig h t
Y ou, too, m ay never need an­ ' in te rn a l discontent w ith the P a rty ’ » Joyce, and 1 are asked. T h is tim e would appear and w a lkin g tow ard it
o th e r harsh la x a tiv e , i f y o u r con­
rule o r the Soviet U nion’ s standard only as hum ble spectators, fo r it is we would find the old w itch and her
s tip a tio n is due to la c k o f b u lk in
o f liv in g . Now and then, of course, given by M olotov and the guesta of house of stick candy.
the die t. J u s t eat a di.-h o f deli­
there is a s lig h t m isca lcu la tio n For honor are the B ritis h and A m e rica n
Now and then we pass a cle a rin g
cious K E L L O G G ’S A L L -B R A N
instance. Soviet n e w s rtd s . which ambassadors to celebrate the a nni­ and a v illa g e o f logs, w ith those
every day, and d r in k plenty o f I specialize in strike s o r disorders in versary of our aid agreem ent w ith b e a u tifu lly carved doors and w in ­
w a te r. I f n o t satisfied a fte r a 10- ' the W estern countries, ran m any England.
dow fram es ch a ra c te ris tic of Old
day t r ia l, send e m p ty ca rto n to
; feet show ing the D e tro it race riots.
Any a rtis t could d ra w M olotov Russia.
O ccasionally naked g irl
K e llo g g ’s o f B a ttle C reek— and get
I in clu d in g a v iv id closeup of a cop w ith a ru le r—a square body on short sw im m ers duck down as we go by.
double y o u r money b a ck! A L L ­
beating a young Negro. The effect legs, square head. Jaw, nose, and
This canal probably isn’ t qu ite as
B R A N is not a p u rg a tiv e . I t ’s a
on the Soviet audience was elec­ eyes, and there be stands. This wide as the Panama but tw o of these
wholesome food made fro m the
tric . Some Russians even stood up
square face is as devoid o f expres­ g reat steam ers can pass. About ev­
v ita l o u te r la ye rs o f w heat. I t pro­
:
“ L o o k " —they c rie d —" a t th a t won- sion as an In d ia n c h ie fs .
ery fifteen o r tw enty m ile s there is
vides g e n tle -a c tin g b u lk, w hich
L itv in o v is also present—a keen a loading station alm ost as big a
helps prom ote n o rm a l la x a tio n . [ d e rfu l p a ir o f s'toes the Negro is
face, thinning, sandy h a ir— in te lli­ the one where we cam e aboard—
Get A L L -B R A N a t y o u r g ro ­ ) w e a rin g !"
A lm o st never do the authorities gent. a le rt—a benign volcano. The but no towns are in sight. A t each
ce r’s. I t ’s made b y K e llo g g ’s o f
j a d m it any book or- m ovie w hich reporters say he is the only accessi­ station a m am m oth m e ta l statue of
B a ttle Creek and Omaha. ”
j w ould g ive a s tra ig h tfo rw a rd pic- ble K re m lin re s id e n t He w ill give e ith e r Lenin o r S talin com m ands the
| tu re of A m e ric a n life and the aver- any of the m ore serious one hour o r canal. They hold the same poses
USE
I age A m e ric a n liv in g standard. It so, e x p la in in g S oviet p o licy and here and throughout the Soviet
, is tru e th a t Soviet intellectuals have problem s—provided, o f course, they Union. S talin, in his heavy overcoat
I read and a ppreciate the a rtis try of do n 't bother h im too often.
and cap, strides along, sw inging his
| "T h e Grapes o f W ra th ."
The d in n er is lik e M iko ya n 's. even a rm s ; Lenin alw ays gesticulates
These curious, insubordinate m a l­ to the c lim a tic su cklin g p ig —o r w ith arm s outstretched.
Pattern No. B953 comes In sizes 14. 18.
contents would arouse little sympa- ra th e r his cousin, s im ila rly shaved
How was the canal b u ilt, 1 ask
18. 20; 40. 42. 44 and 48. Size 16. checked
LIQUID, TABLET5, SALVE, NOSE DROPS
apron. 2 yards of 33 or 39lnch; flower
and boiled. I am next to another By 3,000,000 p o litic a l prisoners
12-20
print, 2'/« yards; tte-on. !•» yards.
F oreign Office boy (Russians a p par­ w o rkin g w ith picks and shovels, and
CAUTION—USE ONLY AS DIRECTED
Due to an unusually large demand and
ently keep th e ir w ives and daugh­ it took them only a little over two
current conditions, slightly more tim e la
ters away fro m ra vening c a p ita lis t years.
required In Alling orders for a few of the
most popular p a llrrn numbers
wolves».
We float fo r a w hile through soft*
FEEL OLD?
They are trem endously fo rm a l b irch forest and sure enough, anoth­
8 K W IN G C I R C I . K P A T T E R N D K P T .
Lovely Princess Frock.
people—not because they are Com­ e r statue looms ahead. F o r us they
70S M is s io n S t.. San F ra n c is c o , C a lif.
BACK ACHE?
m unists but because they are Rus­ disfigure the Russian landscape but
STRIKING side button prin­
Enclose 23 cents In coins for each
sians. When they th ro w an o ffic ia l I suppose we are no m ore annoyed
cess frock that’s wearable and
pattern desired.
shebang, e v e ry th in g m u st be ju s t than Russians would be a t the b ill
flattering to every figure. Wonder­
Pattern No. — — —
— ——Size ■■
so. fro m o yster fo rks to m edals. No boards which lin e our highways. fully easy to make. Ruffling edges
Narno-
wonder they w ere offended when However, the a rtis ts who p a in t our the neck, closing and pert pocket.
• • •
Winston C h u rc h ill, v is itin g Moscow cig a re tte ads are m ore s k illfu l than
Address-
PaUern No. 8938 Is for sixes 12. 14, lfl,
d u rin g the raids, tu rn e d up a t S tal­ the m onum ental masons who de­
18 and 20. Size 14, short sleeves, needs
in 's d in n e r in his sire n suit. A czar- signed these cig a r-sto re Indians.
krtAgs quick relief fer
31» yards of 38 or 39-lnch fabric; use
ist grand duke m ig h t be understood,
One o f the B ritis h correspondents scraps for applique.
but not these earnest S ocialists. As
Gift Aprons.
who
lives up on the fifth floor o f the
Russians they m ust be sp e cta cu la rly
M
etropole
in
vite
s
me
and
h
a
lf
a
doz­
y^PRON
styles sure to please
due to Fatigue, exposure,
la vish ; as C om m unists they m ust
en other correspondents up fo r a
colds o r ov e rw o rk . C o n ­
every home-maker. Gay bib
w
o
rry
about
the
forks.
tai n s m e th y I salicylate, ef­
p a rty, and I take as a co n trib u tio n styles to make up in pretty flower
In the m id d le o f the good w ill
f e c t iv e p a io - r e li e v i ng
m y B olshevik fa c to ry cake.
agent.
prints, checks or bright stripes.
toasts, M olotov breaks a big piece
sn»tTOM
The p a rty sta rts about 10 o'clock And if you like a shorter apron, a
of news; tells us th a t today they are
launching an offensive to co-ordinate w ith sandwiches and black coffee, jaunty little tie-on with cherry ap­
R u ssian s w e lc o m ed new s ol S ta ­
w ith our A n g lo -A m erica n landing brewed o ver an e le ctric stove—and plique.
Money-Back Giurante»
m y cake. The host has persuaded
lin 's m e e tin g w ith R o osevelt.
in N orm andy.
M any doctors recommend rood -
l a s t i n g S c o tt's E m u it iu n be -
the M etropole m aid, an old lady
Mage by McKsssaa 1 Robbins
In
the
m
a
jo
r
d
riv
e
w
hich
present­
thy
in
the
Soviet
Union.
aiRl
the
only
rausc
i t s rich in n a la ru l A I D
o f seventy named N ina, who has
Far Saia by sear graulst
Political
Parlies
• » • r g y - b u lld ln g
possible happy ending would be to ly follow ed to w a rd W arsaw and East looked a fte r h im fo r several years,
o il c h ild r e n need f o r p r o p e r
P russia, no one can say they did
g r o w t h , s t r o n g bones so u n d
have one o f the younger boys jo in
to serve and wash dishes a fte rw a rd s
A recent survey of the present
teeth, sturdy bodies. Z/efps bsdd
the Kom som ols out in C a lifo rn ia , not keep fa ith —scraping th e ir m an­ in his bathroom . A t about te n -th irty
a p ree lelas re Io folds loo I f diet
political organizations in 57 coun­
Is A A D d e fic ie n t. B uy S c o tt's
lo y a lly squeal on the d'hote d is ru p ­ power b a rre l, th ro w in g w a r-crip p le s, a couple of Russian g irls a rriv e . One
tries, excluding Germany, shows
today / A ll druggists.
tive trib e , whereupon the N K V D sem i-invalids, and boys in to the line. is touching th irty , w ith the usual
that 5 of them have no political
would give chase and a fte r e x c it­ T h e ir sacrifices fro m the standpoint salfew; p im p ly ’ Moscow skin and
parties, 6 have only 1, 25 have
of m anpow er have been ghastly.
always relieve coughing of
ing sequences, o vertake and liq u i
shabby clothing. The other is about from 2 to 5, 18 have from 6 to 10,
Back
of
the
fro
n
t
you
see
no
young
date them at the base o f the statue
tw e n ty-fo u r and the p re ttie st .'Rus­ and 3 have more than 10 parties j * Y £ A R ■ R O U N D T O N I C
men who aren’ t e ith e r in u n ifo rm
of Stalin.
sian g ir l I have seen. B u t the am az­
Few A m e rica n film s are shown in o r lim p in g w ith a wound, except the ing th in g is how in Moscow she has
few
who
are
in
high
a
d
m
in
is
tra
tiv
e
Moscow and those are picked w ith
found enough v ita m in s to cle a r her
And you see absolutely no
H e re ’s s w e e te r, ta s tie r b re a d
he greatest care. The A m erican jobs.
skin.
men
between
sixteen
and
fo
rty
,
at
film s best known are C haplin's
O ur host calls fo r Nina to b rin g
the fa c to ry benches.
"G old Rush” and "T h e D ic ta to r,”
cake plates and coffee cups fo r the
F o llo w in g the M olotov dinner, w 0 g irls . N in k eyes them w ith intense
Invest in Your Country— a Sonja H enie skating p ic tu re and told
the correspondents o f the an­ d isa p pro va l, shoves the plates into
Deanna D u rb in 's “ One Hundred
Buy U . S. Savings Bonds! Men and a G ir l. " a fte r the Russian nounced a tta ck, since it had already th e ir hands and goes out banging
FRESH
subtitles w ere w ritte n in to b rin g been launched and, of course, they the door.
out a heavy class-exploitation angle. filed the story. I t was then stopped
O ur host laughs.
When I was in Moscow, the most in censorship. The censors pointed
"S he’ s adopted me. When, now
popular fo re ig n pictures w ere " J u n ­ out it had not y e t appeared in P ra v ­ and then, a Russian g irl does spend
g le " and “ T h ie f o f Bagdad.” Both da. I t is a ru le o f Russian censor­ the night, N ina puts the p ictu re of
were h e a v ily attended.
W ith the ship th a t nothing is o ffic ia lly true m y w ife and kids where i t ’» the
usual H ollyw ood s k ill, the scene of w hich has not been p rin te d in a Rus­ firs t th in g I ' l l see when I wake u p ."
one is a H indu v illa g e and the other sian paper. P ravda got around to
Now fo r a note on Bex in Russia.
is m e d ie va l Bagdad, n e ith e r por­ p rin tin g the news of the offensive In the outside w orld Russians have
tra ye d n o rm a l life in the Western three days la te r.
an a w e -in sp irin g repu ta tio n fo r p ro ­
‘T o m o rro w ,” said K irilo v , "w e go m is c u ity . I t is unfounded. I t grew
w o rld and so were safe.
I did see, however, one excellent fo r rid e in p riv a te steam boat down up in the days when the Bolshevik
He P a rty denounced fid e lity as a b o u r­
Russian pictu re , and did not need to Volga R iv e r and re tu rn .”
the language to understand and be stops. "T h e re w ill” —and here his geois fetish and p ro cla im e d the new
moved by it. The sto ry concerned la rg e sleepy eyes seem to be doing freedom in these m a tte rs, along w ith
a green cadet, v e ry m uch on his th e ir best to g le a m — "be g irls .”
legalized abortion and post-card d i­
Even o u r Russian hosts realize vorce. B ut even in those days the
good behavior, who a rriv e s w ith his
k it bag to jo in a veteran fig h te r th a t a fte r o u r busy schedule, we re p u ta tio n was unfounded, fo r a l­
squadron.
He is at firs t g e n ially need a rest. O ur idea o f a program though d ivo rce could be had fo r the
IT S FULL S T R E N G T H so it goes right to work.
W IT H
hazed by the rest, g ra d u a lly gets fo r this would be a m ilk toast diet. asking (and some in d iv id u a ls got
No
waiting. No extra steps. Fleischmann’s fresh
experience, shows his m e ttle and is Theirs, of course, wins and d iffe rs dozens), the ra te fo r Russia as a
active Yeast helps make bread th a t’s more de­
slo w ly accepted. I t depicted some s lig h tly . I t is a tr ip by boat down whole was less than the A m e rica n
S O O T E R A D IC A T O R
h ig h ly corned-up and im probable the fam ous canal connecting Mos­ d ivo rce rate. The average Russian
licious and tender, sweeter-tasting every time!
TE A S P O O N o f X Z IT
shots of a ir fights, but these flights cow w ith the Volga R ive r. Some seemed reasonably content w ith one
sprinkled on the fire regu­
o f fancy w ere no m ore d isto rte d than correspondents are also invited.
w ife.
IF YOU BAKE AT HOME —Get
la rly w ill rem ove soot fro m the ones dream ed up in Hollywood
We are d rive n to the landing
Now d ivo rce is d iffic u lt and abor­
Fleischmann’s active fresh Yeast
chimneys, fireplaces, furnaces
sw ive l ch a irs.
place—a huge and alm ost com plete­ tio n ille g a l in Russia and p ro m iscu ­
with the familiar yellow label.
A ll nations tend to play up th e ir ly deserted station about the size of ity p o litic a lly unfashionable. Yet
and stoves and keep them clean.
own b a ttle exploits and to neglect the Kansas C ity o r the Cleveland
Dependable—it’s been America’s
Soot wastes h eat-is always a fire
life seems to go on at about the
th e ir A llie s , and A m e rica is, in U nion T e rm in a ls . Its a rch ite ctu re is
favorite for more than 70 years.
hazard.
th is respect, a fre q u e n t offender. pretentious. I t is over-ornam ented
B u t c e rta in ly Red A rm y advances and b u ilt w ith shoddy m a te ria ls.
T ry X Z IT . It s safe; easy to use.
are d ecently covered in stories,
I t towers d ra m a tic a lly above the
Is excellent in an emergency for
Agibtid:-
maps, and pictu re s both in A m e r­ canal, w hich is reached by a pre­
p u ttin g out chim ney
To infona S ta ll liyuwi w
»
«
ican newspapers and newsreels.
posterously w ide flig h t o f steps—I
*1
H ItmucW oyiJtLOHii
adrt s
fires.
The S oviet Union, by contrast, al- j would guess fifty of them —w hich are
m ost never shows pictu re s o fv for- dom inated by a tita n ic statue of
Keep a cleaner house
eign b a ttle fro n ts in its popular thea­ S talin. A t the bottom is o u r boat,
and get a ll the heat you
ters.
pay fo r. A sk fo r X Z I T
a stream lined version o f a M issis­
at y o u r nearest store
A n g lo -A m erica n landings in N or­ sippi R iv e r steam er.
and dealer.
m andy were shown to the in te lli­
To en te rta in us they have brought
gentsia and to high Red A rm y of­ three of the p lu m p operetta a rtistes.
X Z IT Soot Eradicator —
ficers, who m ig h t have a technical They were b e tte r by candlelight.
used by in d u s try f o r
J,
M A rrru tA i/
Interest in how we handle landing Now we see a few double chins we
more than 20 years.
kA
operations, but they were not re ­ had overlooked.
lZ nC
(kA L m A"
They a rriv e in
leased to the general public.
v e ry fo rm a l dresses, but soon
XZIT SOOT ERADICATOR
W c can’t make enough Smith Bros. Cough
5100 South Hoover Street
As a result, the average Russian change. It's lik e date n ig h t at the
lo t Angeles 44, Californio
Drops to satisfy everybody. O u r output is
firm ly and lo g ic a lly believes that his Old L a d ies' Home. Yet everybody
still restricted. Buy only w hat you need.
go ve rn m en t has u n til re c e n tly borne, is tr y in g p a th e tic a lly hard to show
Roosevelt tells S talin of N orm andy
Smith Bros, have soothed coughsdue to colds
not m ost o f the w a r burden, but all us a good tim e.
invasion.
since 1847. Black or M en tho l—still only 5tf.
o f it.
The
paddles
are
ch urning —
F ro m tim e to tim e S talin makes through the new, w hite s ilk cu rta in s same cadence th a t it always did.
statem ents w hich are both re a lis tic I see the bank m oving so I go on One gathers th a t these m a tte rs are
tradì
■ LACK OR M I N T H O l- 5 *
MARK
and generous to his A llie s . R ather deck. On one o f the long padded governed by deep in s tin c t and are
re ce n tly he predicted th a t Soviet w ic k e r divans, Johnston is already little affected by the o ffic ia l preach­
soil w ould soon be cleared o f the in ­ stretched out, shirtless fo r a sun ings o f church o r state, and that
A d v e r t is e m e n t s
va d e r and the a rm ie s could then bath. Two sailors, under K ir ilo v 's th is is true not only o f Russia, but
Á V - FO R
Q U IC K
R E L IE F
FROM
are your guide to modern living.
proceed to fo llo w the F a scist beast supervision, come tru n d lin g out a fo r the rest o f the w orld ns well.
T h e y bring you today"! N E W S
and crush h im in his la ir, adding radio-phonograph tra ilin g a cable.
about the food you eat and the
H a vin g said this, I m ust add that
clothes you wear, the atorei you
♦hat th is w ould not be possible w ith ­ This is set up in the m iddle o f the the Moscow foreign colony is def­
visit and the home you live in.
out the com bined efforts of a ll the deck.
MUSCULAR ACHES AND PAINS • STIFF JOINTS • IIUISES
in ite ly u n d e rp rivile g e d in this field.
Factories everywhere are turning
A llies.
"N o w ," says K irilo v , “ we w ill In p a rt this is due to m a tte rs of
out new and interesting products.
This was, of course, p rin te d in have A m e rica n m u s ic ." Whereupon taste, fo r the legendary Russian
O And the place to fin d out about
P ravda but the average reader, sat­ its loud speaker ia aim ed at E ric beauty turns out to be m y th ic a l in
these new things is rig h t here in
u ra te d w ith news o f the Red A rm y , and it begins to play, "O h, Johnny, M oscow; a t least she does not exist
this newspaper. Its columns are
overburdened w ith personal prob­ Oh, Johnny! How you can lo v e !”
filled w ith im portant messages
in the absence o f adequate am ounts
lems, and Ig n o ra n t o f the extent of An excited m ale voice begins to sing of fresh fr u it and tomatoes.
which you should read.
the A nglo -A m erica n sea, a ir, and the words breathlessly, as though he
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