Sou th ern O regon M iner, T hursday, N ovem b er 8, 1945
C r e a tin g a P re c e d e n t
Employee—May I have tomorrow
off? It's my tenth wedding anni
versary.
Boss (relu ctan tly,—Oh, all right.
But I suppose we’re going to have
to put up*with this every ten years!
G a rd e n
T a lk
Cora—Do vou know what Mrs. To
mato said to her little boy when he
got to lagging behind her while they
were out for a walk?
Dora—No, tell me.
Cora— “Tomato, catch up!"
_________ By BOODY ROGERS
SPARKY WATTS
How To Relieve
Bronchitis
Creomulslon relieves promptly be
cause it goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
to sootne and heal raw, tender. In
flamed bronchial m u cou s m em
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
• bottle of Creomulslon with the un
derstanding you must like the way It
quickly allays the cough or you an
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
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Over 300 patent, dealing with rub
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United States patents seized from
aliens and nationals of occupied
countries which are now available
for licensing to American citizens.
Even a t peak production rates.
It may take eight years ter
manufacturers to meet the de
mand for new automobiles.
By GENE BYRNES
REG’LAR FELLERS—Another Business Failure
In five years the number of synthetic-
rubber passenger-car tires in this
country has risen from ’a few thou
sand tires to about 31,000,000.
Te combat the shock from
contact with icy waters, B. F.
Goodrich has produced a new
synthetic rubber anti-expos
ure suit for fliers.
By J. MILLAR WATT
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PR IV A T E
BU CK
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DR. CALDWELL’S
"Easy, Sergeant—that’s Ml”
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