Sou th ern O regon M iner, T hursday, N ovem b er 8, 1945
C r e a tin g a P re c e d e n t
Employee—May I have tomorrow
off? It's my tenth wedding anni­
versary.
Boss (relu ctan tly,—Oh, all right.
But I suppose we’re going to have
to put up*with this every ten years!
G a rd e n
T a lk
Cora—Do vou know what Mrs. To­
mato said to her little boy when he
got to lagging behind her while they
were out for a walk?
Dora—No, tell me.
Cora— “Tomato, catch up!"
_________ By BOODY ROGERS
SPARKY WATTS
How To Relieve
Bronchitis
Creomulslon relieves promptly be­
cause it goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
to sootne and heal raw, tender. In­
flamed bronchial m u cou s m em ­
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
• bottle of Creomulslon with the un­
derstanding you must like the way It
quickly allays the cough or you an
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
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Over 300 patent, dealing with rub­
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United States patents seized from
aliens and nationals of occupied
countries which are now available
for licensing to American citizens.
Even a t peak production rates.
It may take eight years ter
manufacturers to meet the de­
mand for new automobiles.
By GENE BYRNES
REG’LAR FELLERS—Another Business Failure
In five years the number of synthetic-
rubber passenger-car tires in this
country has risen from ’a few thou­
sand tires to about 31,000,000.
Te combat the shock from
contact with icy waters, B. F.
Goodrich has produced a new
synthetic rubber anti-expos­
ure suit for fliers.
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PR IV A T E
BU CK
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Clyde Lewis
DR. CALDWELL’S
"Easy, Sergeant—that’s Ml”
SENNA LAXATIVE
SYRUP PEPSIN
C O N IA IN ID IN