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PATTERNS
SIEWONG COPULE
A
MAN needs two kinds of
** bi iiins One to say witty, bril
liant things and another kind to
keep him from saying them in the
wrong place.
It s handy to have someone hold
the skein of yarn on outstretched
arms while you wind it into a ball.
But if no one is present to per
form this service for you, simply
slip the skein over the lamp shade,
loosen the top screw, and wind
away. The shade will turn as you
wind.
If the time doesn’t suit you, suit
yourself to it.
A» a man thinks, no he is, there
fore some people never are.
eve
Children are more spt to like
helping with the family work it
they are also permitted to help
with the planning of the work.
A woman Is always perfectly
sure she is right until It comes to
backing up her opinion with
money.
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Il it only the very rich ukn ar» em
phatic uluiiit the futility of ruhet.
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Once the foretighlrd furmrr planted
hit watermelon» in the renter of the
cornfield. hut with all ihote air planet
oi er head where now !'
Nome men are known by their
deeds—others by their mortgage».
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Hooked Eisli
Fish suffer little if any pain
when they ure hooked, for there
are very few nerves about the jaw
which could cause the sensation of
pain. Some trout have been known
to be hooked two or three times
in the same day—by anglers using
the same type of bait.
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DON'T LIT
CONSTIPATION
•LOW YOU UF
• When bowels ar» sluggish and yow
feel irritable, headachy, do as millions
do-chew KEEN A MINT, the modern
rhewing-gum lasetiva. Simply chew
FKEN A MINT bet ore you go to bad,
taking only in accordance with package
direction« — «leap without being die-
l or bed Nest morning gentle, thorough
relief, helping you feel »well again Try
FEKNAMINT Te.tee good. Is handy
and economical A generous family supply
FEEN-A-MINTioi
Making a Thermometer
A clinical thermometer that re
cords your fever is not as simple
as it looks. Five different kinds
of glass and 10S separate opera
tions and inspection processes go
into its manufacture, the finished
product taking eight months to
make.
Female Weakness
WHICH MAKES TOU CRANKY. NEIVOUS!
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pound haa helped thouMnde to re
lieve periodic pein, backache. head
ache with weak, nervous. cranky,
blue feeling» — due to functional
monthly dtoturbaneee. Thia to due
to Ita soothing effect on one of
woman ’ s moot ixrorrAtrr oaosN*.
Taken regularly Pinkham » Com
pound help» build up rotatane,
acalnat such annoying symptom»,
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Quite Doubtful
“What is political economy,
dad?”
“To be perfectly candid, son I
can’t tell you. Sometimes I think
there isn’t any such thing.”
Watch Your
Kidneys/
Help Them Clean»» the Blood
of Harmful Body Waate
Your kidney* ar» eonstantly flltartng
wait* matter from the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do
not act aa Nature Intended—fail to re
move impurities that» if retained, may
Clson the system and upset ths whole
dy machinery.
Symptoms may be nagging backache,
poralstcnt headache, attacks of ditainesa,
getting up nights, swelling, puffiness
under the ayao—a feeling of nervoua
anxiety and lose of pep and strength.
Other aigna of kidney or bladder dis
order are sometimes burning, scanty or
too frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment Is wiser than neglect. Use
Doon's Fill». Doan*» have been winning
new friends for more than forty years.
They have a nation-wide reputation.
Are recommended by grateful people the
country over. Ask your noighbort_____
D oans P ills
Pattern No 83M to In size« 10. 13. 14.
10. 18 and 20. Size 12 take«, with »bort
aleevea. 3% yard» 38-lnch material; 13
yard» rick-rack trimming.
Due to an unusually large demand and
current war conditions, slightly more time
to required In fining orders for a few of the
moat popular pattern number*.
Send your order to:
SKWING (IRCIJE PATTERN DEPT.
149 New Montgomery Street
San Franctoe»
Calif.
Encloae 20 cento in coin* for each
pattern desired.
Pattern No.
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Relapse Coming
Bulls'-Eyes
Tattered and bandaged, he was
applying for a separation order.
"My wife ain’t safe, sir,” he
pleaded. “She’s been throwing
things at me ever since we got
married.”
Oar Disposition
“And only now, after 20 years,
The highest manhood resides in are you seeking the court’s pro
disposition, not in mere intellect. tection,” said the magistrate,
—Beecher.
skeptically.
“Well, sir, her aim’s getting
good!”
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When armored knights met, it
was customary for each knight to
raise the visor of his helmet as a
means of identification. This ges
ture has come down through all
armies in the form of the salute.
Traditional, too, is the Army man’s
preference for Camel cigarettes.
With men in the Army, Navy, Ma
rines, and Coast Guard, actual
sales records in their service
stores show that Camel is the
favorite. It’s one of the favorite
gifts with service men. And though
there are Post Office restrictions
on packages to overseas Army
10—43 men, you can still send Camels to
WNU—13
soldiers in the U. S., and to men
in the Na -y, Marines, and Coast
Guard whe.- ver they are.—Adv. I
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Width Whittier
LI ERE is a real irresistible—a
*■ 1 beautifully cut princess that
whittles your width down to the
minimum. It has such charm, too,
with its neck-to-hem parade of
bright rick-rack. Many a girl won’t
be able to put it down once she
starts sewing on it! Sew and Save.
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Convinced Him
Jim was accused of stealing •
pig. He secured the services of
a lawyer and was acquitted. Lat
er the lawyer seeing him alone.
said, ”i Come, Jim, tell the truth.
You did steal that pig, didn't
you?” “Well,” replied Jim, “I
{thought I stole dat pig, but after
hearing you talk, 1 don't believe
I did, «ah.”
I'oiing man in hot pi tal Nurte, Tre
fallen in love with you. If I get well
I'll hair to Irai», to I don't want to get
well.
I'retty young nurte— Don't worry, you
i< on't. The doctor'» in love with me,
too, and he taw you kitiing me thii
morning.
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TABASCO
Th. «nappleaf ««..fining known, and
th. world’, moat wldrl, dl.trlbutad
food product! A dash of thia piquant
aauc. gtwea ■ rare flavor to any food.
TABABCO —th»a«*aonlng aocrat of
master chef, for more than 75 year«!
Knowing No Evil
They that knouf no evil will sus
pect none.—Ben Jonson.
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SNAPPY FACTS
ABOUT
RUBBER
You Can Make This
Sturdy Porch Chair
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25 Tons of Violets for
One Ounce of Perfume
Her Own Bolero
I T’S true, not every little girl can
* boast a bolero dress of her
iwnl This one is something very
special with its heart-shaped neck,
huge pockets and bow-tied belt.
The bolero itself might be worn
with other dresses.
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Pattern Na 8207 c to In sizes 3. 4. S, 8,
t and 8 year*
Sire 4 bolero and dress
lake 2*b yards 35inch material; 4 yards
rick-rack.
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Stirring air into hot food during
cooking or sieving increases vita
min destruction by oxidation.
• • •
If there is a tear in your lace
curtain, tack tissue paper over it,
loosen the tension on your sewing
machine, and stitch back and forth
across the paper both ways until
it is covered. A strong durable
mesh will result. Paper may eas
ily be removed when the curtain is
laundered.
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Do not wash eggs before putting
them on ice as washing destroys
the protective film that keeps out
odors and air.
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Since crisp cookies and crack
ers soften if kept with bread and
cake, keep them in airtight tins
or boxes of their own.
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If your time is limited cut the
vegetables into smaller pieces
than usual; they will cook more
quickly.
Enduring Others
That man is not himself blessed
with a very happy temper who is
unable to endure the cross-grained
people with whom the world
abounds.—La Bruyere.
Is the number of your house
clear and plain to the passing pub
lic? Perhaps it needs a freshen
ing up with some black or gold
paint and that is all that is wrong
with it. Friends, delivery boys,
and letter carriers will all appre
ciate a plain, easily found num
ber. In some suburban districts
the number is painted in white on
the curb, making deliveries a sim
ple matter.
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A common clothespin, split in
half makes two ideal and economi
cal pan scrapers which do not
rust or scratch enamelware or
precious aluminum.
• • •
The best coat linings are made
of slippery material which will
help to get the coat on and of!
easily.
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If the sugar In a pie is placed
between two layers of fruit, the
juice is less likely to boil over.
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Ever since the dawn of civiliza
tion woman has used perfume as
an allure. At one time, when
baths were looked upon as both
unhealthy and ungodly, perfume
was a necessity, but since then
women have used it as an added
attraction, something that accen
tuated their femininity.
Some of the best perfume came
from France, Italy and the Bal
kans. In those countries perfume
making was a very important
trade, and millions of roses, jas
mine, violets, and other flowers
were harvested. These
were
bruised, boiled, and pulped until
they had given up their oils.
The petals were boiled in wa
ter, the steam caught and con
densed, and the essential oils
skimmed from the surface. It was
an expensive process, too, for it
todk 3,500.000 roses to make one
quart of pure perfume. One ounce
of pure violet perfume was the re
sult of the compression and pulp
ing of 25 tons of blooms.
When the oil was finally ex
tracted it was very strong, and a
single ounce of it would be suffi
cient for many thousands of bot
tles.
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INCH board and an ordinary saw
1 make this sturdy lawn or porch
chair. Complete measurements
and directions are given on Z9283.
Also on the pattern are seven sil-
houettes for use on the chair, or
for gates and shutters, Cut these
out or trace and paint.
• • •
General Instructions for making cutout*
accompany the pattern. The price la IS
cents. Send your order to:
AUNT MARTHA
207 Westport Road, Kansas City, Mo.
Enclose 15 cents for each pattern
desired. Pattern No.
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60 Was Basic Unit
The ancient Babylonian numer
ical system had 60, not 10, for
its basic unit, reports Dr. George
C. Cameron, University of Chi
cago archeologist who has been
deciphering thousands of clay tab
lets.
While 10 can be factored evenly
only by one, two, five and itself,
the Babylonian unit had the ad
vantage that it could be factored
by one, two, three, four, five, six,
ten, twelve, fifteen, twenty, thirty
and itself.
Preserve Our Liberty
Buy U. S. War Bonds
on various subjects ?
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4. A mysterious light that ap
pears above marshes.
5. A wind.
6. Portland, Maine, and Port
land, Oregon.
7. The energy required to lift
one pound to the height of one foot.
8. The lowest point.
9. Only in North and South
America.
10. The heavy cruiser U.S.S. Salt
Lake City, because it is said to
have fought in more actions than
any other surface vessel in the
history of the United States navy.
1. What is the approximate
weight of the average incendiary
bomb?
2. Which is lighter, a steel ship
or a wooden one of equal dimen
sions?
3. What is an apostate?
4. What is a will-o-the-wisp?
5. What is a chinook?
fl. What two large cities in the
United States, one on the East
coast and the other on the West
coast, have the same name?
7. What is a foot-pound?
Youth Took Lesson to
8. What does nadir mean?
Heart
W ith Feet Down!
9. In what countries are rattle
snakes found?
“Charles,” said the sharp-voiced
10. What cruiser is called the woman to her husband on the
“one-man fleet”?
train, “do you know you and I had
a romance on a train?”
“Never heard of it,” said Charles.
The Answer»
“Don’t ybu remember it was
a pair of slippers I presented to
1. Two pounds.
you the Christmas before we were
2. Steel ship.
married that led to our marriage?
3. A renegade.
You remember how nicely they
fit, don’t you? We were going to a
picnic, you had your feet on a
Lost Desert Mines
seat, and when you weren’t look
ing I took your measure. But for
Emeralds have been found in that pair of slippers 1 don’t be
ancient tombs in Northern Africa. lieve we’d ever been married.”
Arabs say they came from mines,
A young man sitting opposite
now lost, in the heart of the Sa with a girl, immediately removed
hara desert.
his feet from the seat.
Stretch
★ In addition to serving Kellogg's Corn Flakes for
breakfast, and as "meatless meals, "use them to extend
your meat. In meat loaves, hamburgers, casserole
dishes, etc., they blend perfectly with meat flavors.
Recipes are on the Kellogg's Corn Flakes package.
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