Friday, Jan.
10,
1941
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Page
Fun for the Whole Family
7
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
WELDERS
Wanted: Welder», Aviation Mediami«*
and Radia Operator».
Wa train at
lowest coat. Ask tor Brxtklst M, Snat-
rle YMCA School», »0»—4th, Scatti».
Wn.
By ED WHEELAN
W aving cwASeD’REP'ANp-v)Him<rRS"ouT of
“WE U« n T -aLK-NCNfMW4PDWS ATIEhHlONlb ALTA
TRUCK PARTS
Heavy-duty Motor»,
bodies. tire», hoist».
aiata,
parts,
TRUCK WRECKING COMPANT
1 WONDCR WHY TV4AT GUY
l<& ALWAYS CHASIN' US 1
OUT OF THE MENAGERIE >
-feNT? fey GOSH.I’M GONNA
'—------ —* SEE WHAT HE'S
// X*%\ fO’M* IN
/
X
X there * Zz
10th A H. K. Hawthorne.
Portland, Ora.
Hit Nature It Prodigal
When the prodigal comes back,
be glad to see him. But don’t as
pect too much from him.
One secret of success is always
to find the grin in grind.
It’s better to give than to rs-
ceive—and easier to remember.
G3m
Unwanted Meddling
EL VTIE e W
By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA Mr. Boggle Is Taken to the Cleaner’s
YOU CAN’T KEEP ME
OUTA HERE WITH YOUR
FUNNY CONTRAPTIONS -
IV* FELIX K. BOGGLE,
THE DOUGHNUT KING,
(
ANO I WANT MY NIECE 1
‘There Shall Be Wings'
laundry
chute
MADAM
LAUNDLY
VELLY
HEAVY
TODAY .
S’MATTER POP—Soldiers Have to Think Quick
MESCAL IKE
By C. M. PAYNE
So Far Pa’s a Hundred Per Cent
b , ilhuntley
Advice is advice when it is asked
for. When unasked for, it is gen
erally meddling.
Sin may be ugly, but it under
stands the art of beauty culture.
A man’s "reasons” frequently
sound like excuses.
When Leonardo da Vinci, stand
ing at the edge of the precipice on
Mount Albano, saw the flying ma
chine of’ his designing crash in
the valley below, he cried to the
winds, so one of his biographers
states:
“There shall be wings. If ths
accomplishment be not for me,
’tis for some other. It shall be
done. The spirit cannot lie; and
man, who shall know all and who
shall have wings, shall indeed be
as a god.’’
Three years before Columbus*
discovery of America, da Vinci
wrote in his notebook: “If the
eagle can sustain himself in the
rarest atmosphere, if great ships
can float across the waves, why
cannot likewise man, by means of
powerful wings, make himself
lord of the winds and rise con
queror of space?”
The question was answered, ths
prophecy was fulfilled in the New
World to which the ships of Tos-
canelli’s other pupil led the way.
America may proudly cherish ths
little shop of the Wright brothers,
which Henry Ford has made a
part of his collection of significant
American landmarks and which
has taken on a world distinction
from the “deeds of the doers”
who worked there.—New York
Times.
Gems of Thought
A MULE’S eyes are set well
back, that he may see be
hind him; a man’s are set to
ward the top of his head, that
he may look above him.—
Phelps.
Thert'i only one kind of poverty,
and that's to have no love in the
heart.—Alexander Irvine.
There are occasions when K
is undoubtedly better to incur
loss than to make gain.—Plau
tus.
By J. MILLAR WATT
O/ »1/ those arts in which the iei»e
excel nature's chief masterpiece is
writing well.—Duke of Buckingham.
The miser is as much in want
of what he has, as what he has
not.—Publilius Syrus.
■-Nervous Restless
|"| ItIA I
IlIllS*
Will IV I
Cranky? Restless?
Can’t sleep? Tire
easily? Because of
distress ot monthly
functional disturbances? Then try
Lydia E. Pinkham’» Vegetable Com
pound.
Pinkham’» Compound 1» famous
for relleV1 ng pain of lr• . gular period»
and nervous, cranky spells due to
such disturbances. One of the most
effective medicines you can buy to
day for this purpose — made eepe-
ctally /or women. WORTH TRYING I
ICE CREAM
CONES
MERCHANTS
GOES INTO STORE TO BUY
ICE CREAM CONES FOR
FAMILY WAITING IN
THE CAR
TO ONE HAND IN ORDER
TO GET AT MONEY TO
FAY FOR THEM
HANDS, DRIBBLING A
LITTLE ICE CREAM DOWN
HIS WRISTS, AND TRIES
TO OPEN SCREEN DOOR
WITH HIS FOOT
Bl
GLUYAS
WILLIAMS
0
GAIN IN ORPER TO UN
LATCH DOOR,GETS THROUGH,
AND RE-SHIFTS CONES.
CLERK CALLING HE’S
FORGOTTEN HIS CHANGE
GOES THROUGH WHOLE PRO
CEEDING AGAIN IN RE
VERSE, AND IS FORCED TO
MOP HIMSELF UP WITH
handkerchief . ice CREAM
HAVING STARTED TO MELT
LQMM W TV. »*
"Who»» »errat’1
!w>
GETS OUT TO CAR AND
FINDS FAMILY ARE
OFF SOMEWHERE BUY
ING PICTURE POST
CARDS
•Your
Advertising
Dollar
buys something more than
space and circulation in
the columns of this news
paper. It buys space and
circulation plus the favor
able consideration of our
readers for this newspaper
and its advertising patrons.
LET US TELL YOU
MORE MOOT IT