Friday, Jan. 10, 1941 SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Page Fun for the Whole Family 7 CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT WELDERS Wanted: Welder», Aviation Mediami«* and Radia Operator». Wa train at lowest coat. Ask tor Brxtklst M, Snat- rle YMCA School», »0»—4th, Scatti». Wn. By ED WHEELAN W aving cwASeD’REP'ANp-v)Him -feNT? fey GOSH.I’M GONNA '—------ —* SEE WHAT HE'S // X*%\ fO’M* IN / X X there * Zz 10th A H. K. Hawthorne. Portland, Ora. Hit Nature It Prodigal When the prodigal comes back, be glad to see him. But don’t as­ pect too much from him. One secret of success is always to find the grin in grind. It’s better to give than to rs- ceive—and easier to remember. G3m Unwanted Meddling EL VTIE e W By RUBE GOLDBERG LALA PALOOZA Mr. Boggle Is Taken to the Cleaner’s YOU CAN’T KEEP ME OUTA HERE WITH YOUR FUNNY CONTRAPTIONS - IV* FELIX K. BOGGLE, THE DOUGHNUT KING, ( ANO I WANT MY NIECE 1 ‘There Shall Be Wings' laundry chute MADAM LAUNDLY VELLY HEAVY TODAY . S’MATTER POP—Soldiers Have to Think Quick MESCAL IKE By C. M. PAYNE So Far Pa’s a Hundred Per Cent b , ilhuntley Advice is advice when it is asked for. When unasked for, it is gen­ erally meddling. Sin may be ugly, but it under­ stands the art of beauty culture. A man’s "reasons” frequently sound like excuses. When Leonardo da Vinci, stand­ ing at the edge of the precipice on Mount Albano, saw the flying ma­ chine of’ his designing crash in the valley below, he cried to the winds, so one of his biographers states: “There shall be wings. If ths accomplishment be not for me, ’tis for some other. It shall be done. The spirit cannot lie; and man, who shall know all and who shall have wings, shall indeed be as a god.’’ Three years before Columbus* discovery of America, da Vinci wrote in his notebook: “If the eagle can sustain himself in the rarest atmosphere, if great ships can float across the waves, why cannot likewise man, by means of powerful wings, make himself lord of the winds and rise con­ queror of space?” The question was answered, ths prophecy was fulfilled in the New World to which the ships of Tos- canelli’s other pupil led the way. America may proudly cherish ths little shop of the Wright brothers, which Henry Ford has made a part of his collection of significant American landmarks and which has taken on a world distinction from the “deeds of the doers” who worked there.—New York Times. Gems of Thought A MULE’S eyes are set well back, that he may see be­ hind him; a man’s are set to­ ward the top of his head, that he may look above him.— Phelps. Thert'i only one kind of poverty, and that's to have no love in the heart.—Alexander Irvine. There are occasions when K is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make gain.—Plau­ tus. By J. MILLAR WATT O/ »1/ those arts in which the iei»e excel nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.—Duke of Buckingham. The miser is as much in want of what he has, as what he has not.—Publilius Syrus. ■-Nervous Restless |"| ItIA I IlIllS* Will IV I Cranky? Restless? Can’t sleep? Tire easily? Because of distress ot monthly functional disturbances? Then try Lydia E. Pinkham’» Vegetable Com­ pound. Pinkham’» Compound 1» famous for relleV1 ng pain of lr• . gular period» and nervous, cranky spells due to such disturbances. One of the most effective medicines you can buy to­ day for this purpose — made eepe- ctally /or women. WORTH TRYING I ICE CREAM CONES MERCHANTS GOES INTO STORE TO BUY ICE CREAM CONES FOR FAMILY WAITING IN THE CAR TO ONE HAND IN ORDER TO GET AT MONEY TO FAY FOR THEM HANDS, DRIBBLING A LITTLE ICE CREAM DOWN HIS WRISTS, AND TRIES TO OPEN SCREEN DOOR WITH HIS FOOT Bl GLUYAS WILLIAMS 0 GAIN IN ORPER TO UN­ LATCH DOOR,GETS THROUGH, AND RE-SHIFTS CONES. CLERK CALLING HE’S FORGOTTEN HIS CHANGE GOES THROUGH WHOLE PRO­ CEEDING AGAIN IN RE­ VERSE, AND IS FORCED TO MOP HIMSELF UP WITH handkerchief . ice CREAM HAVING STARTED TO MELT LQMM W TV. »* "Who»» »errat’1 !w> GETS OUT TO CAR AND FINDS FAMILY ARE OFF SOMEWHERE BUY­ ING PICTURE POST CARDS •Your Advertising Dollar buys something more than space and circulation in the columns of this news­ paper. It buys space and circulation plus the favor­ able consideration of our readers for this newspaper and its advertising patrons. LET US TELL YOU MORE MOOT IT