Friday, October 4, 1940
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
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CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
Fun for the Whole Family
HOTEL ASSEMBLY
NINTH A MADISON, 8EATTLB
Comfortable Modern Rooms
Daily Si »
Weekly 1« Up
Dining Rooca
Coffee Shop
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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AG SHE SA' N HAL S SPECIAL WIRE BWAK IN TWO
of the proper ?/
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SAY. YOU DUMBBELLS. HEEP
THAT MUSIC GOING !?! DO J
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6EE W OPE AM \
WAS R16HT - YOU
MIGHT HAVE been
KILLED .". OH. MY
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VJOULD I HAVE
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LALA PALOOZA
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adhesive course
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500
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homelike roowi
Same Biscuits
Newly Wedded Man—By George,
Lucile; these biscuits of yours look
exactly like those my mother used
to make, 20 years ago.
Wifey—How delightful!
I’m se
glad!
Man (biting one) — And, by,
George, I believe they ARf the
same biscuits.
By RUBE GOLDBERG
I THINK I
FELT THe
THEATRE
SHAKE
WHEN
LANDED
OTELSI
from ’2:90 per day
with bath Broadway
and Salmon Street«
Vincent Sleeps Peacefully On
COMS BACKSTAGE
. QUICK, DOCTOR •
\ THERE’S BEEN
I AN ACCIDENTI
Plan your stay at
Portland's newest
hotels, the
®EFP PANGS WAS NEARLY FF?A n TC
HEV, DOC, KEEP
MOVIN’ - LALA
MIGHT BE DYIN’I
DON’T BE BOSSED
THAT’S
GOOD .
■V YOUR LAXAT1VK-RKLMVR
CONSTIPATION THIS MODERN WAY
• Whan you teal tury, headachy, logy
duo to eloggedup bowel«, do *■ trulliona
do — take Foon-A-Mint at bedtime. Next
morning — thorough, comfortable relief,
helping you »tart the day full of your
normal energy and pep, feeling like a
million! Feen-A-Mint doesn’t disturb
your night'» rest or interfere with work the
next day. Try Feen-A-Mint, the cheering
gum laxative, yourae/C It tavtea good, it’s
handy and economical... a family »upply
FEEN-A-MINT To<
By C. M. PAYNE
Careless With Life
There is nothing of which men
are so fond, and withal so care
less, as life.
HMIK
Read This Inportant Messaci
Oh, So They Don’t Have a Book, Huh?
Inquire Within
Go to your bosom; knock there,
and ask your heart what it doth
know.
I
No child can be
sure to escape
BOWEL WORMS
Maybe you don’t realize how easy tt ta t*
become infected with round worms! Your
child may ‘ catch" the infection from other
children, from a dog. fhom uncooked vege
tabl e s. from Infested water.
By X MILLAR WATT
POP— The Tankard Corps
.
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DONT GET CAUGHT !
JAYNl'S VERMIFUGEis the best know*
worm-expellant in America. It has been
used by mlLllona for over a century.
JAYNE'S VKRMIFUGB has the abil
ity to drive out large round worms, yet tt
tastes good and acts gently. It does not
contain santonin. If there are no worms it
works merely as a mild laxative. Ask tor
JAYNB'S VUt-MI-FUGKM any drug store.
Foolish Sheep
It’s a foolish sheep that makes
the- wolf his confessor.
CQLDS
quickc^ «4«
LIQUID
TABLSTS
SALVE
NOSI »SOM
COUOH OSO Ft
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JUST A STARTER
The auctioneer held up a pair of
antique silver candlesticks.
“Will someone give me a start?"
he began.
“One dollar,” came a reply.
“What's that?” queried the auc
tioneer.
"Ah,” retorted the bidder, "1
thought that would give you a
start!"—Montreal Star.
Snappy Suggestion
Customer—I wish to buy an appro
priate gift for a bride—something
timely and striking.
Merchant—How about a clock?
Love Is Blind
Housewife—If you love work, why
don’t you And it?
Tramp—You ought to know, Mad
am, that love is blind.
Method
“So you've discovered a way to
get your husband to dig in the gar
den?”
“Yes, I call It a sand trap.”
THE SPORTING THING
ARMSTXO/VC
Heart’s Envoy
The tongue is the ambassador of
the heart.—Lyly.
That Na^in^
Backache
May Warn of Disordered
Kidney Action
Modem life with Its hurry and worry;
Irregular habits. Improper sating ' and
drinking—its ri»k of exposure and lnfeo-
tion—throws heavy strain on ths work
of ths kidneys. They are apt to become
over-taxed and fail to filter exeeaa add
and other impurities from the life-giving
blood.
You may suffer nagging backache,
headache, diaaineaa, getting up nights,
lag pains, »welling—feel constantly
tired, nervous, all worn out. Other eigne
of kidney or bladder disorder are some
times burning, scanty or too frequent
urination.
Try Doan’t Pith. Dona's help ths
kidneys to pass off harmful exeeaa body
waste. They have had more than half a
century of public approval. Are recom
mended by grateful users everywhere.
Ask year aeigkborf
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