Friday, Sept. 20, 1940
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
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CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
Fun for the Whole Family
PHOTOGRAPHY
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LALA PALOOZA —Too Late to Send Her an SOS
By RUBE GOLDBERG
The Ono Who Won
Miss Slater—Are you living In the
handsome house left you by your
aunt. Colonel—the bouse you went to
law about?
Colonel—No, my lawyer resides
there.
BEASON THEY HELP
S’MATTER POP—
Fixing for Night Work
By C. M. PAYNE
"Even congressmen are helping to
Inaugurate this crow-killing cam
paign.”
"No doubt they are—to avoid eat»
Ing ’em later on.”
His Destiny
The solemn-looking man remarked
to his friend: “I hope that you are
not unmindful of the fact that we
ell have a duty to perform. We must
combat the unrest which exists in
the world.”
“I am doing my very best," said
the other.
"How?”
“I manufacture mattresses."
MESCAL IKE
The Extra Two Were on the House, We Suppose
Bys.L huntuly
Hard to Suit
Store Owner—What did that cus
tomer say when he refused to buy
that suitcase?
Son—He said when he bought a
bag he wanted to see some cowhide
In it
Store Owner—So what does bo
take us for—magicians?
Suggestion
"Now, we’ll play zoo," said Wil
lie. "I'll be the elephant”
"That will be fine,” said Aunt Ma
bel. "But what shall I be?”
"Oh, you can be the nice lady
that feeds the elephant buns and
. sugar.”
Easy Way Out
Beggar—Spare a dime, sir. Pm
an old soldier.
Retired Colonel—What regiment?
Beggar—As I was going ter say.
I am an old soldier as Is sufferin’
from loss of memory.
Suspicion’s Tongue
POP— Flunked!
By J. MILLAR WATT
See what a ready tongue suspi
cion hath!—Shakespeare.
Is your child a
NOSE PICKER?
THOUGHTFUL
The man in the dock was looking
particularly doleful.
"Please be lenient with me, your
worship," he said, addressing the
magistrate. “I have a good many
dependent on me for their support.
It would be only fair to consider
them.”
A soft light came into the magis
trate's eyes as he listened to this
plea.
"Children?" he inquired, a touch
of kindness in his voice.
The prisoner shook his head.
"No, your worship. Detectives."
THE SPORTING THING
By the Will
’Tis the will that makes the ac
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Penalty of Being Adored
First Guy—She treats her husband
like a Grecian god.
Second Guy—How’s that?
First Guy—She places a burnt of
fering before him at every meal.
Proof
"Anyone would think I was noth
ing but a cook in this house.”
"Not after a couple of meals, they
wouldn’tl”
i It may be just a nasty habit, but sometimes
nose picking is a sign of something uastler.
| It may mean that your child has round
worms —especially if there are other symp
toms. such as fidgeting, finicky appetite;
restless sleep and Itching in certain parts.
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