Southern Oregon miner. (Ashland, Or.) 1935-1946, September 06, 1940, Page 7, Image 7

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    Friday, Sept. 6, 1940
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Page 7
Fun for the Whole Family
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BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
MOSM,
HOTEL ASSEMBLY
NINTH & MADISON, SEATTLA
Comfortable Modern Rooms
Dally 11 21
Coffee Shop
By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA —A Terrible Strain
NOW, GIRLS, AFTER MAZIE’5 BIG
NUMBER. YOU SHOOT THE RIFLES
INTO THE AIR ANO LALA, AS
THE WOUNDED DUCK, JUMPS
INTO THE. NET BEHIND THE
CLUMP OF BUSHES - NOW,
LET’S TRY
Her, WHERE IS THAT
DISAPPEARING
BLIMP ? SHE’LL
DRIVE ME STARK,
RAVING MAO'
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By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— Uncle Si Got a Kick Out of Hi» Gag
MESCAL IKE
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No Use Taking Any Chances
Weakly I« Up
Dining Koo
Here’s Laundry Bag
That’s Streamlined
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
DE.IOLD this modern version of
an old-time laundry bag. It is
made of sturdy ticking in crisp
red and white stripes. It hangs
flat against the wall with ivory
rings over brass hooks. It closes
neatly with a zipper and may be
opened with one hand. The zip­
per is applied in a curve to make
an ample opening, and the bag is
held in shape with a board in the
bottom. Surely you will want one
of these and will want to make
one or more for gifts. Christmas
is not so far away, and here is
something for a man, woman or
child.
Everything you need to know to
make this bag is given in the
sketch. These directions are not
in any of the booklets, so be sura
to clip them. There is also an in­
teresting laundry and shoe door
pocket in Book 4. An easy-to-
make garment bag illustrated in
Book 1, and twin pockets for a
pantry door in Book 3, solve the
problem of what to do with clean
and soiled tea towels. All these
closet accessories make grand gift
and bazaar items.
What? WORMS is
my child?.. Neverf
Don’t be so suroz Mother!
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP— Snoring Again
Tee. rlfht nor. crawling round worms may
be crowing and multiplying inside your
child without your eren knouiny UJ
This nasty Infection may be "caught”
easily, everywhere. And the outward signa
are very misleading For example: Squirm­
ing and fidgeting Nose-picking, and scratch­
ing other ¡»arts. Uneasy stomach. Finicky
appetite. Biting nails
If you even ruspret that your child has
round worms, get JAYNE'S VERMIFl '■£
right awayt JAYNE’S is the best known
worm expedient in America. It is backed
by modern scientific study, and has been
used by millions, for over a century.
JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE has the abil­
ity to drive out large round worms, yet it
tastee good and acts gently. J,t does not
contain santonin. If no worms are there it
works merely as a mild laxative. Ask for
JAYNE'S VER-MI-FUGEat any drug store.
FREE I Valuable medical
Living Inside You.” Write to
Dr. D. Jayne Jt Son. 2 Vine St.. V
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We Can All Be
EXCELLENT QUALIFICATION
“Are you an expert accountant?”
asked the prospective employer.
“Yes, sir,” said the applicant.
“Your written references seem all
right, but tell me more about your­
self.”
"Well, my wife kept a household
account for thirty days, One night
after dinner I sat down and in less
than an hour found out how much
we owed our grocer.”
“Hang up your hat and coat,” di­
rected the employer. “The Job’s
yours.”
THE SPORTING THING
A rmstrong
• In bringing in buying Information, at
to prices that are being asked for
what we Intend to buy, and at to the
quality we can expect, the advertising
columns of this newspaper perform a
worth while service which saves us
many dollars a year.
• It Is a good habit to form, the habit
of consulting the advertisements every
time we make a purchase, though wo
have already decided just what we
wont and where wo are going to buy
It. It gives us the most priceless feeling
In the worldi the feeling of being
adequately prepared.
Bachelors, Look Out!
Mrs. Neighbor—I’ve been looking
tor my husband for two hours.
Spinster—That’s nothing.
I’ve
been looking for one for 20 years
and haven’t found him yet.
• When we go Into a store, prepared
beforehand with knowledge of what Is
offered and at what price, wo go as
an expert buyer, filled with self-confi­
dence. It Is a pleasant feeling to have,
the feeling of adequacy. Most of the
unhappiness In the world can bo traced
to cs lock of this feeling. Thus adver­
tising shows another of Its manifold
foceti — shows Itself as an aid toward
making all our business relationships
more secure and pleasant.
Life and Hope
“Can’t the doctors extend
hope at all to the relatives of
very rich man?"
“No; they say he is likely to
for years.’’
EXPERT
BUYERS
“I don’t care if there is a race today, I need my ironing board!
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