Friday, Sept. 6, 1940 SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Page 7 Fun for the Whole Family CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT PHOTO FINISHING 16 PRINTS 25/ M Reprints Ma Roll fiera loped aad M »nets Me. ■ex WHOTO BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN MOSM, HOTEL ASSEMBLY NINTH & MADISON, SEATTLA Comfortable Modern Rooms Dally 11 21 Coffee Shop By RUBE GOLDBERG LALA PALOOZA —A Terrible Strain NOW, GIRLS, AFTER MAZIE’5 BIG NUMBER. YOU SHOOT THE RIFLES INTO THE AIR ANO LALA, AS THE WOUNDED DUCK, JUMPS INTO THE. NET BEHIND THE CLUMP OF BUSHES - NOW, LET’S TRY Her, WHERE IS THAT DISAPPEARING BLIMP ? SHE’LL DRIVE ME STARK, RAVING MAO' •t By C. M. PAYNE S’MATTER POP— Uncle Si Got a Kick Out of Hi» Gag MESCAL IKE »yiL huntley No Use Taking Any Chances Weakly I« Up Dining Koo Here’s Laundry Bag That’s Streamlined By RUTH WYETH SPEARS DE.IOLD this modern version of an old-time laundry bag. It is made of sturdy ticking in crisp red and white stripes. It hangs flat against the wall with ivory rings over brass hooks. It closes neatly with a zipper and may be opened with one hand. The zip­ per is applied in a curve to make an ample opening, and the bag is held in shape with a board in the bottom. Surely you will want one of these and will want to make one or more for gifts. Christmas is not so far away, and here is something for a man, woman or child. Everything you need to know to make this bag is given in the sketch. These directions are not in any of the booklets, so be sura to clip them. There is also an in­ teresting laundry and shoe door pocket in Book 4. An easy-to- make garment bag illustrated in Book 1, and twin pockets for a pantry door in Book 3, solve the problem of what to do with clean and soiled tea towels. All these closet accessories make grand gift and bazaar items. What? WORMS is my child?.. Neverf Don’t be so suroz Mother! By J. MILLAR WATT POP— Snoring Again Tee. rlfht nor. crawling round worms may be crowing and multiplying inside your child without your eren knouiny UJ This nasty Infection may be "caught” easily, everywhere. And the outward signa are very misleading For example: Squirm­ ing and fidgeting Nose-picking, and scratch­ ing other ¡»arts. Uneasy stomach. Finicky appetite. Biting nails If you even ruspret that your child has round worms, get JAYNE'S VERMIFl '■£ right awayt JAYNE’S is the best known worm expedient in America. It is backed by modern scientific study, and has been used by millions, for over a century. JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE has the abil­ ity to drive out large round worms, yet it tastee good and acts gently. J,t does not contain santonin. If no worms are there it works merely as a mild laxative. Ask for JAYNE'S VER-MI-FUGEat any drug store. FREE I Valuable medical Living Inside You.” Write to Dr. D. Jayne Jt Son. 2 Vine St.. V WNU—13 36—40 is lisi sTsssss $ $ i We Can All Be EXCELLENT QUALIFICATION “Are you an expert accountant?” asked the prospective employer. “Yes, sir,” said the applicant. “Your written references seem all right, but tell me more about your­ self.” "Well, my wife kept a household account for thirty days, One night after dinner I sat down and in less than an hour found out how much we owed our grocer.” “Hang up your hat and coat,” di­ rected the employer. “The Job’s yours.” THE SPORTING THING A rmstrong • In bringing in buying Information, at to prices that are being asked for what we Intend to buy, and at to the quality we can expect, the advertising columns of this newspaper perform a worth while service which saves us many dollars a year. • It Is a good habit to form, the habit of consulting the advertisements every time we make a purchase, though wo have already decided just what we wont and where wo are going to buy It. It gives us the most priceless feeling In the worldi the feeling of being adequately prepared. Bachelors, Look Out! Mrs. Neighbor—I’ve been looking tor my husband for two hours. Spinster—That’s nothing. I’ve been looking for one for 20 years and haven’t found him yet. • When we go Into a store, prepared beforehand with knowledge of what Is offered and at what price, wo go as an expert buyer, filled with self-confi­ dence. It Is a pleasant feeling to have, the feeling of adequacy. Most of the unhappiness In the world can bo traced to cs lock of this feeling. Thus adver­ tising shows another of Its manifold foceti — shows Itself as an aid toward making all our business relationships more secure and pleasant. Life and Hope “Can’t the doctors extend hope at all to the relatives of very rich man?" “No; they say he is likely to for years.’’ EXPERT BUYERS “I don’t care if there is a race today, I need my ironing board! uiiumimui