Friday, July 5, 1940
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE]
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
PHOTOGRAPHY
Clean
Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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berries, peaches, cherries, chicken feed,
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MAN, 2*06 Vista BL. Leeg Beast. Calif.
Florence Nightincale’s Voice
Florence Nightingale’s voice,
preserved in a record of ■ brief
talk, is one of the treasures owned
Ly the British Broadcasting sys
tem.
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HOUSEHOLD
QUESTIONS
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— Hey, Pop!
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Carving knives, when not in use,
always should be protected either
in a box or carefully wrapped so
that the edge does not come in
contact with other cutlery.
• • •
Cut lemon dipped in salt and
rubbed on stained ivory knife han
dles will remove the stains.
• • •
Linoleum will last much longer
if rubbed occasionally with a rag
dipped in olive oil. It also restores
polish to tables marked by hot
dishes. First paint the marks with
spirit of nitre, then apply the olive
oil and polish.
• • •
Real System—One woman has
a cheap towel rack screwed to
the right-hand end of her sewing
machine, on which she hangs the
different parts of her stitching as
she finishes them. Nothing is ever
mislaid or mussed during her sew.
ing.
Attention Please!
For her birthday, litUe Pat had
been given a ring, but. much to her
AlsappoinimenL not one of the
guests at tea noticed it. At last she
could bear their indifference no
longer.
“Oh, dear,” she exclaimed, “I’m
so warm in my new ring!”
Equal
“My husband and I share equally
the financial arrangements of the
family.”
'‘That’s fine."
“Isn’t it? I hand him the bills
and he foots them!”
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP— On the House
That Nagging
Backache
May Warn of Disordered
Kidney Action
ever-taxed and fail to filter ex
and other impuntiee Iron the life-giving
blood.
Yon may suffer nagging backache,
headache, dizziness. getting up nights,
leg painr, ■ welling—feel constantly
tired, aervous, all worn out. Other signa
of kidney or bladder disorder an some
times burning, scanty or too frequent
urination.
Try Doen's Pills- Dena's help the
kidneys to pass off harmful sxcess body
waste. They have had mon than half a
century of public approval. An recon-
mended by grateful usen everywhere.
Ask year neifMorf
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
TRIED AND FOUND WANTING
A girl called on a farmer and of
fered her services as a shepherdess.
“No, no, lassie,” said the farmer.
”1 advertised for a shepherd, not a
shepherdess.”
”1 know that, but surely there’s
no reason why the work should not
be undertaken by a woman.”
“Well, a woman tried it once and
made a mess of it.”
“Who was she?"
“Bo-Peep.”
Happy Fight Ing?
Judge—Don’t you think you and
your husband, Rastus, could live to
gether without fighting?
Mandy—No, yer honor; dat is, not
happily.
Easy Answers
Teacher—Now, can any member
of the class tell me where we find
mangoes.
Oscar—Yes, miss, wherever worn
an goes.
Cheerful News
DOANS PILLS
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Would Bear
• There was a time in America
when there were no set prices.
Each merchant charged what
he thought “the traffic would
bear." Advertising came to
the rescue of the consumer.
It led the way to the estab
lished prices you pay when
you buy anything today.