Friday, lune 28, 1940
Page 7
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
CLASSIFIED
department
Fun for the Whole Family
HOTELS
Wabash Ave. Hetel.OTE. Harrises.Chicago.
Near Burn dance. Chole« rooms. Dally SI
up; weekly M up. Pael MarahaU. Mas. Mgr.
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By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— We’re Next, Pop!
The Social Climber
Mistress—Did anyone call while I
was out?
Maid—Yes, ma’am. Lord Twiddle
wit called.
Mistress—Well well, at last we're
being recognized. What did he say?
Maid—Nothing, ma'am. It was
the wrong number.
Ask L'nele Benny
“Mamma, is water good for a
watch?”
“Why. no. dear; water will rust
the works and spoil it 99
"Then why did papa say he had
his watch in soak to help pay the
bills?”
Not Worried
MESCAL IKE
Rastus—Ah suttinly is glad dat Ah
ain't got no income.
Sambo—How so, Rastus?
Rastus—'Cause Ah don’t hab ter
fool wiv any ob dem income papers
dey all worries erbout so much.
And It Served Him Right, Too
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Search for Good
No good book or good thing of
any sort shows its best face at
first.—Carlyle.
NOSE PICKER?
It may be just a nasty habit, but sometimes
nose picking is a sign of something nastier.
It may mean that your child has round
trormi— especially If there are other symp
toms. such as fidgeting. finicky appetite,
restless sleep and itching in certain parts.
People don't like to talk about bowel
worms, so you may not realize how many
children have this dnddful infection. They
"'catch'* it from other children, from dogs,
or unwashed vegetables, or infected water.
If you even suspect that your child has
round worms, get J atxb ' s Vnuirrsi
right awayt Jayne's is the best known
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by modern scientific study, and has been
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J atkc ' s Vtxxm-ci Is pleasant tasting
and gentle, yet It does a good job. Jayne's
has the ability to drive out large round
worms without upsetting the digestive sys
tem. If there are no worms, it acts merely
as a mild laxative.
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP— Coming Down
HOW MANY
LUMPS, SIR
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Expenses Over Income
He is poor whose expenses ex
ceed his income.—La Bruyere.
ILIOUS?
FOREIGN SECRETS
SETTING AN EXAMPLE
Cheerful News
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HOSPITALS B obbed
S chools
plown up
Tangier — What are your idea»
about the European situation?
Neut—I have»-’’ very many, and
what I have I am keeping to myself.
Hopeless Youth
Daughter—But, daddy, why do
you object to my becoming engaged?
Is it because of my youth?
Daddy—Yes. he's hopeless.
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His Choice
Judge—Do you challenge any of
the jury?
Defendant—Well, 1 think 1 can
lick that little guy on the end.
Happlnesa Outlined
Urma—What is the height of hap
piness?
Christy—In my case he's about
five feet 10 inches.
Choice
Landlady—You’ll have to pay
your bill or leavel
Lodger—Thanks awfully. My Last
landlady made me do both.
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