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Memorial Day
Southern Oregon Miner
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Leonard N. Hall
Published Every Friday
at 167 East Main Street
ASHLAND, OREGON
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the Edit«»:
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for many years the prt.
lorUona of the congress
entire administraUon, i
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ocrats, the dcm<«-ruts b,
republican» it all muknsi
luugh The fault l.i gen,
unlveraul taxrw seem to
resuR. Taxes are u««-<| toi
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special welfare at th<- pt,
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not more in our m-xt.
DAVID ||
Editor and Publisher
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TELEPHONE 170
SET YOU FREE"
THE TRUTH WILL
YES, IT COULD BE SILENCED!
Ashland residents who have been brought bolt up
right in bed by the sudden screaming of the fire de
partment s siren will be glad to learn that some day
mat motor driven hell-box atop the Pioneer building
might become unnecessary.
The siren—which will blow your hat oft at JU
yards—is used to call volunteer firemen. When and
if the fire company is provided with new quarters
with sleeping accommodations for a half dozen or so
volunteers, blowing of the siren will be unnecessary,
according to Chief Clint Baughman.
Not only would larger quarters eliminate the ear
drum stinging blasts, but also would give the city
better fire protection and result in lowered insurance
rates. Too, silencing the siren might do away with
those dangerous automobile parades which answer the
alarm at break-neck speed.
So next time the thing scares the daylights out of
you and ruins a night’s slumber, say a little prayer
for a new fire hall.
for false flag-waving his action would produce. But
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Mr. Roosevelt still is one who will brave the hiss of
A TOUCH OF THE OLD WEST!
special interests in defense of a principle. Roosevelt’s
Regardless of the circumstance attending the admonishment that American packers would be well
fourth killing in a bloody feud of the rangeland near advised to put a better tin of corned beef on the mar
Burns, the incident will cause much wide-eyed reading ket at a lower price might have been meant as a bou
on the part of youngsters the country over who like quet for our South American neighbors, or it might
have been a well-described shoe that fitted important
their wild west like the books say.
The Wagontire water hole, which has been the feet.
cause of feuding and shootings for a number of years,
The incident serves to illustrate one point, at least.
has been the scene of a modern-day pulp-thriller epic. Mr. Roosevelt’s critics are overly eager at every op
The old west is not dead—at least not in central Ore portunity to heap coals on his presidential head. Foes
gon, where men still meet on horseback with hoglegs of the administration have revealed themselves as
strapped to their thighs for a final draw.
being more interested in seeing the New Deal fail than
Many a youngster will read the story, strap on his in having our form of government work.
cap-pistol and decide to be a gun-totin’ cowhand out
Most of the anti-Roosevelt criticism is little more
than
wishful argument.
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in Oregon instead of the policeman they admired the
day before. And many a grown-up will remember the
the destination. However, this
vivid, excitable days of their youth when they dreamed
method has given rise to bands of
of cattle wars and high heeled boots.
hijackers who make a practice of
frisking these empty coaches,
The pity of it is that the true-life enactment of a
increases the chances of
western movie will not end w’ith the cast living hap By MINER STAFF WRITER which
Ions.
Sometimes the smuggler boards
pily ever after.
Copyrtfht. W N U->
OF ALL THINGS!
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THE LAZY PEOPLE TRAVEL!
Some things tax a reasonable person’s patience be
yond endurance. Such is the case with the recent influx
of assorted panhandlers, moochers, sodden transients
and gadget-peddlers which has descended on southern
Oregon like Mormon crickets in a truck garden.
What makes the migration most irritating, how
ever, is its coincidence with reports from upstate that
pickers have not been found for ripening berry crops.
Where growers need 150 pickers, 15 are available.
Yet day after day dozens of able-bodied, husky men
and women interrupt local business with extended
palms and mumbled hard-luck stories. Jobs are im
possible to find, they say, and always they’re in the
final stages of acute malnutrition.
Produce ripening and rotting on the ground for
lack of labor in one part of the state, panhandlers
thick in another. Is it any wonder that an harrassed
people become short-tempered with the legion of
gimme-guys who always manage to be where work
isn’t?
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THE WISH COLORS THEIR REASONING!
When beef is to be chawed, there seems to be noth
ing quite so much to the liking of politicians as Ar
gentine beef.
Protest has been loud and widespread since Presi
dent Roosevelt ordered a navy purchase of a few
thousand pounds of South American corned beef.
Judged from the volume and pitiful tone of the im
mediate protestations, one might be led to believe
that the American beef market had been sabotaged.
Louder plaint would not have resulted if the adminis
tration had forbid fertility on the American range.
Doubtless the President knew well the opportunity
The perfect tribute within the
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ter how modest or pretentious
a service you choose.
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LX3R some time the treasury de
partment has had the problem
of buying the world's output of
gold on its hands. Lately another
foreign exchange headache has
cropped up. According to the Fed
eral Reserve Bulletin, United
States currency is commanding a
premium in the high tension cen
ters across the Atlantic.
Inability to predict the future
value of some countries’ money
has caused the harrassed holders
thereof to flock to the good old US
dollar for security. Gold and prec
ious stones would serve the same
purpose but for hiding use nothing
can beat a United States bill and
it is worth face value wherever
it is.
Consequently, people who may
have to take it on the lam in a
hurry or who want to send money
out of their own country are buy
ing large denomination govern
ment bills and the heavy demand
has caused all shipping records for
our currency to fall.
Most of the cash goes to Am
sterdam, which is in the center of
the troubled area and a world !
money market besides. There, they |
say, a thousand dollar US bill
brings a premium of seven per
cent and there is even a market
for future delivery. You make a
small payment down for delivery
at a stated price some months or
weeks later and the seller war
rants that you can get it at that
price then upon payment of the
balance.
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The old time jewel «mug
gier« could take lessons and
learn a lot from the present
day money «muggier» operat
ing out of Germany where
there Is a death penalty for
taking cash away from the
Reich.
One method used is to paste the
currency in an envelope on the
underside of the seat of an empty
railway compartment and then
take another seat elsewhere. If the
money is found by the inspector,
nobody knows who put it there
and if not it can be retrieved at
•
• Liveme Roberson returned re
cently from Kerby where she has
iioen teaching for the last year
Miss Roberson will teach In Phoe
nix next school term
• II B Curtis <>f HI. tUDCOdf.ihf
former owner %nd builder of the
Mountain View auto court here,
was in Ashland early this week
CORNS CURED
• Mr rind Mrs A inly to
Holly w < m «I visited here tai
days this week at the h<*
and Mrs Arch Barkadall
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on his head or nearby. Inside the
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band of the new hat is an envelope
holding the hot currency and if the X
inspector finds it he shows his own
hat with the initials and you have
the phenomena of c«>n»iderable
ASHLAND’S NEW RENDEZVOUS!
money that nobody wants right
then.
Thefe is even a guaranteed serv
ice available. You arrange with
the ring to execute th«- commis
sion with the understanding that
you are not to pay them until
after the money has been deliver
ed to your payee. You get a code
message from the payee in th«-
other country that he has receive«!
the remittance and then you pay
off the ring.
FEATURING
If you are »till reading, we will
finish up with this one: An indi
vidual who wanted to take a con
siderable amount of money out of
Germany but could not secure gov
ernment permission to buy for
eign exchange placed a want ad i
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the answers to be held by the
paper. He then traveled around to
several cities in the vicinity and
mulled replies to himself In one
of the letter« he placed the money
he desired to send out and the
publication held the letlera.
After mailing the answers he
journeyed across the border to a
foreign city and wrote asking if
he had any answers Ujs»n being
informed that there were, he sent
a large envelope to the |«q«-r with
the request that the answers In
put in it and sent to him in Ute
>>th,-l city
The envelope, ostensibly from a
reputable nazi ncws[>upcr. went
{Mist the censors unquestlotml
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