Southern Oregon miner., March 13, 1936, Image 7

SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
JACKET WARMERS
Monograms Make Your
Adorable Pantie Frock
Linens Doubly Precious
That Is Easy to Make
Traffic “cope” of Moscow, Russia,
make use of electrically warmed
jackets while on duty. Contact plugs
have been placed nt each trnfilc sta­
tion, mid tho "law” just (dugs In his
wired coat.
PATTKMX UM
'"W, '¿Vr*
Malting Money In “Stir”
everly hills , calie .
—Things certainly are love­
ly for the boys in the big stone
bide-a-wcc homes, is it not so?
At San Quentin here in Cali­
fornia, chosen groups turning
out counterfeit money and nev­
B
Man Who
Knows
Maniac s Trap
Whether the Remedy
You are taking for
Headaches, Neuralgia
or Rheumatism Pains
is SAFE is Your Doctor.
Ask Him
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Ftmout Headline Hunter,
T T ERE’S otic from a fellow reporter—and by golly, after read-
* * ing his yarn I am almost convinced that maybe there is a
thrill or two in the newspaper business after all.
Charles K. Ulrich of Long Island City Is the lad. and It happened on
Munday, January 2, 1013, while <-barley wus working ns a reporter for th»
New York Heruld. Ho was sent by his city editor to Interview a man
who had called up on the telephone and promised the paper the biggest
"bent" since the Spanish American war. Well, (.'barley doesn't know about
Ita being the biggest beat, but It certainly landed hint In the biggest mess
of trouble since that war the fellow mentioned.
Don’t Entrust Your
Own or Your Family’s
Well-Being to Unknown
Preparations
you lake liny prepara­
tion you don't know till about,
B EFORE
for tho relief of headaches; or the
pains of rheumatism, neuritis or
neuralgia, ask your dodor whul he
thinks about it — in comparison
with Genuine Bayer Aspirin.
We say this because, before the
discovery of Bayer Aspirin, most
so-rallcd "pain" icmrdirs were id-
vised against by physicians us being
bud fur the stomach; or. often, for
the heart. And the discovery of
•layer Aspirin largely chunged
medical nraelice.
flbtinllcss thousands of people
who have taken Bnyer Aspirin year
in und out without ill elirct, have
proved that tlx* medical findings
ui'out its safety were correct.
Hemcinbcr this- Genuine Bayer
Aspirin is rated amuny the Jattrst
method» i/rt dttcmrrrd for the relief
of beadaches and all common pains
. .. and tajr for the average person
to take regulurly.
You can get rcul Buyer Aspirin at
<inu drug store —simply by never
asking for it by the numc "aspirin'’
alone, but always saving BAYEH
ASPIHIN when you buy.
Bayer Aspirin
Overdoing It
A mnn can be so painfully modest
that he fatigues you.
Education’* Foundation
The first step in curing Ignorance
is to confess it.
Ths address they had given Charley was In the sixth story
of an apartment building In One Hundred and Twenty.second
street. On
* th« way up, he noticed that the negro elevator boy
turned three ehades whiter when he told him whom he had come
to see. The boy said: "I hopes you has a good time with that
bird" But Charley attached no particular eignlficance to his
cryptic remark.
As he approached tho door, Charley beard angry shouts and oath»
within, accompanied by the screeching of a parrot. During a lull In the
shouting he heard sounds such aa a utan might make by heating a bird­
cage with an Iron rod. The sounds mystified Charley, but they didn't
nlurtu hl in. If they hud, he might have saved himself a lot of trouble.
Reporter Invited to Enter Room.
Chariey rang the bell. A tall, stout num opened It. He was In his
shirt sleeves and on tils left shoulder was perched a parrot. He had a
er having to worry about getting in
jail, since they are already In. And
a nice jolly strike on.at Alcatraz.
And In my old home state, the In­
mates just seeming
to come and go at
will, as It were.
But In Illinois Is
where the chaps
enjoy the benefits
of congenial soci­
ety
without
th.e
bother of paying
dues. It must be
grand, serving as
a member of the
house committee of
Irvin 8. Cobb the Joliet Indoor
Country club, what
with crap games and poker parties
and liquor made right there on the
premises, and shots in the arm at
the low rate of one dollar per shot.
The day is at hand when “prison
break” In the headlines won't mean
that some of the fellows on the in­
side are trying to get out but that
some of the fellows on the outside
are trying to get in; and who could
blame them?
PATTER* 113«
Variety's the Spice of Life— and
monograms too, for the smartest
ones today combine letters in vary-
Ing sizes. That's why we Included
four different alphabets—a large, a
medium and two small ones —so that
you may “scramble” your own. They
work tip easily and quickly, using a
combination of satin, seed and but­
tonhole stitches with a bit of cut­
work. Anyone with “Hope Chest"
linens will find these a1[>hal>ets Inval-
uable. They fit beautifully lDto a
diamond or triangular shape.
Pattern 1128 cornea to you with a
transfer pattern of an alphabet S
inches high; one 2 Inches high; and
two alphabets 1*4 Inches high; infor­
mation for placing Initials and mono­
grams; Illustrations of all stitches
needed.
Send 15 cents In stamps or coins
(coins preferred) to The Sewing Cir­
cle, Needlecraft I>ept.,82 Eighth Ave,
New York, N. Y.
What Money Cost*
AT THIS moment the question
t* before the house Is whether
It Is more perilous to be a states­
man In Japan and give offense to
the soldiers or a soldier in Ameri­
ca and give offense to the states­
men?
Howsomever, at the risk of being
penalized for punning, this inno­
cent bystander ventures the pre­
diction that amongst us there won’t
be any more of these summary re-
mováis for the Hagood of the serv-
ice, as it were.
Because when something happens
off or on a military post to make
Tom Blanton the blood-sweating
The Man Invited Charley to Enter.
behemoth of Texas Democracy, line
up with a lot of Itepubllcans—well,
heavy Klick In bls right hand. Ills face was swollen, and froth flecked Ills I never thought I'd live to see the
pule lips. Charley thought he was drunk, but he explained his errand.
day. I don't believe Uncle Tom
Tne man invited Charley to enter and, grasping hie arm In a
did, either. I’ll bet nobody is more
vise-like grip, pulled him into the hall. He thrust him into a small
surprised than he Is.
parlor, locked the door and put the key In hie pocket. Then, for
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the first time. Charley began to be afraid. Thia man was a luna­
Circle Pattern Dept, 149 New Mont­
Abolishing Potlatche*
tic—a big. strong, athletically built lunatic. And except for a
T LAST accounts, the Canadian gomery Ave, San Francisco, Calif.
email pocket knife, Charley was unarmed.
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parliament had a bill before it
The mnn thrust the parrot Into Ita cage and fell to beating the cage
to
abolish
potlatches.
XVhen
an
In
­
with a stick. The parrot shrieked at each blow. “You'll force me to kill
you yet, Emma Goldman,“ the man shouted, and spat viciously at the bird. dian gets prosperous, he gives a
There was no doubt In Charley's ntlnd now. The man was a raving party, with free food and drink for
lunatic. He got up to go, but the ntan turned on him snarling: “Sit all, and whatever he has left over
Viewpoint of Selfish
down, d—n you. I'll attend to you ns soon ns Pve finished with Emtra he bestows upon tlie guests aqd
Goldman.” Then he fell to beating the parrot's cage again, and Charley so winds up beggared but happy.
The world Is all selfish in the
Qualified
Although at
sat down, lie had just remembered that the key to the room was In the That's a potlatch.
opinion of the selfish.
“So you're going to exercise by
present confined to the Indians, It’s
lunatic's pocket.
horseback
riding?
Ever
been
on
a
not their own idea. They borrowed
Maniac Threatens Him With Death.
it from some of the early settlers. horse?"
“Why, no. But I'm a bit
When the man had finished beating the cage he turned again
It’s an old Scotch custom.
to Charley. “I’m an electrical expert," he said suddenly. “I'm go­
Tracing the genesis of tradition­ legged."
ing to charge you with electricity to the gills."
al things Is interesting. I thought
Charley looked around wildly for some means of escape. TTicre was tlie famous motto of the North­ Like to Be Sure They’re Wanted
none. "And what If I refuse to be charged with electricity?" he asked. west Mounted Police had originat­
“Can’t something be done for that
The big ntan smiled coldly. Facing him menacingly he whispered: "Re­ ed within the force until once ship In distress?” asked an old lady­
fuse and you die. You have your choice. The »iteration may kill you, when I tackled some native smok- at the seaside.
but surely you won't mind sacrlflelng your life for science, will you?”
Jng tobacco at a trading (Tost in
“It’s all right, mam. XX'e sent a
A queer story of De Maupassant's flashed Into Charley's mind—the upper Ontario, As soon ns I re- line to
• Bettering a previous year's record,
the crew to come ashore.”
story of a mnn who outwitted a homicidal maniac by humoring him. No, covered
consciousness
I
knew said the surfmap.
cakes, etc., baked with CLABBER GIRL
lie said, he'd be glad to sacrifice his life for science. Add then lie feigned whence came tlie slogan. “Always
Old Lady (excitedly)—Good gra
Baking Powder, won 48 awards at a
sudden Illness ami leaned against a door. "I'm sick.” he said. "You don't Gets Its Man!” That was years clous! Must they have a formal in­
single state fair in 1935.
want a sick ntan for Ibis operation, do you?”
ago, but I still have dizzy spells vitation?—Bristol Messenger.
“Certainly not,” the man growled. "A perfectly sound man is
in humid weather.
Hvt cata, ill »ta­
needed "
• • •
Fixed I
san ol First Pts
•Then,” snld Charley, “I think I'd better take n walk around the
I.ady (In store)—How do your en­
«iras. sen trad is
’Tie Holdout Time
block and get some air. I’ll be back In a few minutes and we can go on
competition for Iks
T IS the gladsome season when velopes run?
with the operation.”
Chimpionshs Award /a
Bright Boy—They don’t run ma'am ;
last year's stars swear they’ll
... and ail bated with
Wild Man Falls for Story.
never put on uniforms again un­ they’re stationery.
CLABBER GIRL
“I think you're right,” the man assented heartily. “But It's under­ less they get better contracts;
stood you must come back In five minutes. Do you agree?"
Statesmanship
while the managers just as loudly
•Hl
Charley nodded. The big man unlocked the door and followed
“A statesman should know how to
declare the boys will accept what’s
him through the hall. “Remember,” he shouted as Charley passed
offered or stay out of the game for­ ad» ise the masses."
out of the door, “you’re to be back in Five minutes.” He slammed
“Yes," answered Senator Sorg­
evermore. Through anxious weeks
»wnwhtrt
the door, and Charley went down the stairway, three steps at a
each group proclaims that, from hum, "and the masses are very much
time.
the position thus taken, it will nev­ like Individuals. In order to keep
Outside, he fuund a policeman and told him Ills story. Six husky cops er, never abate or jot or tittle.
their friendship, you must find out
were sent to the house with orders to Rrrest the madman. He fought them
But when the first robin starts what they prefer, and then advise
BAKIN G POWDER
fiercely for ten minutes before he was subdued and placed in an observa­ north and the last training squad It."—Washington Evening Star.
tion ward nt Bellevue hospital.
starts south, something always hap-
"latter," says Charley, “they removed him to Matteawiin Hospital for! pens, One side decides to abate
And Stay Put All Night
TOP AND BOTTOM, THEN
tho Insane, at Beacon, N. Y., and placed him In a strait-jacket, lie died quite a few of the jots, And the
“What do you take as a remedy
there some months afterward. In the room In which he proposed to conduct other side says, “Oh shuckins, aft­ for your insomnia?”
experiments on me they found a revolver and two large knives, sharp as er nil, what's a tittle more or less
“A glass of wine at regular Inter­
razors. Thnt lie aimed to carve me Into bits, once be had me under his between friends?"
vals.”
control, was as certain as two and two make four. Thanks to De Maupas­
So this spring's hold-outs become
"Does that make you sleep?”
sant's story, I escaped that fate."
this fall's pennant-winners, or oth­
"No; but it makes tue content to
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erwise ns the case may be. and stay awake.”—Humorist (London).
frequently is.
And behind Uie
Indian “War Pipe»." which had tho scenes, everything In either cham­
Soothing Pipe’s History
bowl protruding from one end of pionship team will be Just as peace­
Dates to Indian in 1526 the ax. These
were the earliest ful as a cage full of panthers until
It 1s often assumed that briar types smoked by the North Amori- this time next year.
pipes are made from the wood or can Imrans.
• • •
root of tlie briar rose. This is not
Here tire some examples of pipes
Which I* the Leisure Cla**?
“I love you from the bottom of
so; they are made from the root enjoyed by other nations. The Lap-
HEN
my
heart.”
Mr.
J.
Pierpont
Morgan
of the Mediterranean heath bruy­ landers used thin Iron and walrus
“Why make that distinction, when
said nny American family
ère, where St. Raphael is the cen­ teeth. The West const tribes of.Xf-
It Is so small that top and bottom
ter. Tlig word “briar" Is really a rlca used soapstone, which Is a soft that kept a maid belonged to the
are Identical.”
corruption of "bruyere," according substance, easily carved and mold-, leisure class, he touched a respon­
sive elioni in the bosom of this
to a writer In -London Tit-Bits.
ed, and
unaffected
................
......... . .. by hent. In In-1
Leftover*
Pipes luive a long history. The dla and Persln, hookahs, which look household, only he got the proposi­
Tourist (In museum)—What’s In
first mention of Inhaling smoke by somewhat like a coffee percolator tion mixed as it applied to our lit­
here?
the Indian was In 1520; the method at first sight, are popular. Turkey tle home-nest.
'Twas a maid we had for a short
Galde—Remains to be seen, sir.—
was a forked cane, ths double end uses much the same thing, but they
Answers Magazine.
being inserted In the nostrils while have another type with n very long spell who really qualified. Possi­
the other end was held over the stem, |lic bottom of which Is shaped bly we didn’t give satisfaction. Any­
burning herb.
From thnt they like a foot to allow it to rest on the how, one evening she took um­
brage and some guest towels and
changed to the clay pipe, not un­ ground while smoking.
a ham and one thing and another
like the ones used In modern times,
and silently stole away. But look­
only very much smaller, and the
Authorize* Coinage of Money
smoko was expelled through the
The Constitution provides that ing back, I can’t recall anybody
nostrils to obtain the full narcotic congress shall have the power to else who could be so leisurely and
th PERFECT GUMr
benefit of tho expensive herb. Other coin money and regulate the value so classy, both at once.
We are wondering now what
pipes thnt were used were the thereof.
The nctual mechanical
“Pipes of Peace."
These were process of coining money Is dele­ class we belong to on the present
passed round the warriors In order gated by congress to the Treasury maid's night out.
IRVIN 8. COBB.
of their rank and age. Also the department.
l/ion tka
E omj TJU cuj
CLABBER GIRL
WINS AGAIN!
Sweeps State Fair
with 48 Awards
NASAL
IRRITATION
dua to coAdv
Relieve the tlryne»» and
Irritation by Applying
McnllioLiluin night
/inti morning.
I
IO<
Cleanse
Internally
and feel the difference.
Why let constipation
hold you back? Feci
your be*t, look your hew
— cleanse internally the
easy tea-cup way. GAR
'FIELD TEA i* not amir-
acle worker, but a week
Writ» tor
thia "internal beauty
FREE SAMPLE of
treatment” will aaton
OAMiriD TEA CO.
i*h you. Begin tonight
o.pt. an
Brooklyn, N. V. (At your druf »tore)
i
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DISTRESS AFTER EATING
Mr P. F. Illrnel of 2917
South I. St., Tacoma.
Wash., said: Some year«
ago I would alway* feel
dlMre.wed
after
eating,
suffered with (a*, had no
dealre for food ami lost
weight, al» 1 had many
headaches. I took one
Ironie of
Ilr.
Pierre'*
(»olden Medical Discovery
and felt so different, my appetite Improved
and I felt like myself again." liny nowl
New site, tab*. 50c. Liquid $1.00 Sr J 1.35.
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