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ALBANY DAILY DEMOCRAT, SATURDAY. APRIL 1, 1916.
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SATURDAY. APRIL 1, 1916.
SATURDAY NIGHT THOUGHTS.
This week has seen the United
States on the verge of war with Ger
many, or at least on the verge of a
break. Mr. Jingo did his best to nuke
the riffle; but it wouldn't erupt, not
thus far. Instead, when the cabinet
got down to sober investigation the
members found that a good many of
the reports were lop-sided, not at all
as had been reported. By this time the
.clear minded person should have
learned to discriminate as to the value
of war news. It is not well to believe
many things until they are verified.
The present status is about this: War
correspondents have to ears their
money, some way, so not being able
to always get the real dope they pad
the news until it looks like a dragon.
It is to be hoped this government
continues to keep this country off the
thoals of war.
. Our border trouble is assuming a
more definite shape. We have been
looking upon Villa as such a slippery
monster that it would be impossible
for any one to get him dead or alive;
but this Saturday evening it looks
more and more as if the bandit is
about in the grasp of our soldiers. Col.
Dodd is proving a "dod-gasted" good
bandit hunter. 1
If the country gets out of the trou
ble with only this chase after Villa as
the result it will be a pleasing con
summation of the experience, after
all the miserable jingo efforts in the
interest of the coal oil and land own
ers to involve the U. S. in an inter
vention campaign. .
This week a prominent Bible stu
dent of New York has given a series
of Jectures, in which the present dis
astrous and troublesome times have
been explained in connection with the
prophesies of the Bible, whom all rec
ognize as the greatest of all books,
and Christians as divine. Dealing with
Revelations he has skown the bear
ings upon the world in connection
with the coming of Christ again in
judgment, which he declares, accord
ing to the signs of the times cannot
be far off. ,
People generally like college pep.
and so this week when two of the
classes had a rope pull from both
sides of a canal with three or four feet
of water in it there were general ex
pressions of appreciation from a large
crowd that saw the fun. Some people
may look upon such things as fool
ishness, but they are part of college
life where there is spirit, and, mixed
up with the seriousness of life such
things have to play he'r Part as a
diversion.
Jewelry repair). ig of all kinds M
Kreamer's new store. . o25tf adv
The Albany Bakery
W Deliver to Any Part of the
City
115-119 E. 3rd Street
Bell 560 Party R Home 419
H. FIRCHAU CO.
Safety Razor
Blades
RESHARPENED
30c a doxen any make
FRED DAWSON'S DRUG
STORE
. GUARANTEE
Every edge made better than
new. Your OWN blades back
STERILIZED.
V Work don by
Sanitary Sharpening Co.
Edge Experts Berkeley, Cal.
Straight raxori re-edged 35c
MISFITS
It was stated several weeks ago that
Portugal had entered the war. Wonder
whereabouts.
And others arc not mentioned much.
Perhaps just fighting without any
press reporters.
The ocoiilc of the U. S. will view
with circumspection the wiping off
of that smile on Villa's face.
One would think to read some of
the papers that all the Mexicans were
ialsc-hearted, unreliable; but there arc
good Mexicans the same as good
Americans, and sonic of them can be
trusted just as far.
Recently down in Texas a $150
Plymouth Rock rooster, upon being
awarded firtt prize dropped dead.
Even roosters can't always stand
prosperity.
We have tried several words to in
dicate the slipperiness of Villa: but
none of them quite fit the case, ac-
ordng to the latest reports.
Again Spring has arriv.
The buds are cracking as they burst
tV.rth.
The flowers are shouting as they
Moom gloriously.
The brooks are rippling sweetly.
And new onions and pea vines are
baking their hi-ads in the Spring
zephyr.
Please don't tell any one who wrote
he above.
Some people in this world are so
alfired smart they never make any
mistakes themselves in their own
minds. ,
Pretend that a woman looks ten
.
Ralston Electric Supply Co.
310 West Second St.
Home Comfort
is greatly increased by decorating your walls and ceilings with dainty,
artistic wall paper. Wall Paper of this kind is not expensive if pur
' chased front us. It is easy to select patterns dainty and artistic from
our well selected stoek. Won't you let us show you early while our
stock is unbroken?
' .
W extend you a most hearty invitation to see our samples and
will do our best to make you comfortable while looking them over.
Burkhart & Lee, Druggists
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foREV ST. SAVINGS DANK
years younger than she really is, and
you've got her friendship for life.
Having just seen a picture of Wil
lard and Moran as they were getting
ready1 to fight we indignantly ask
why the state of our nativity allowed
such a big fellow to lick such a little
one.
Nefarious Lie Nailed.
Notice: I understand there are a
few old, long-tongued, tattling wo
men and some half-raised men, tell
ing that I have deserted tuy family
and run off with another woman. 1
want to say it is a He and the people
that arc talking this are more apt to
do that than I am. I have not desert
ed my family, nor never will. You
can find r.ie at the Hampton and Al
len livery barn at all times. J. P.
Hampton. Adv. in the Kennett (Mo.)
Democrat.
Money to Loan,
la the following amounts: $10,000,
$5,000. $3,000, 52,000. $1,000. This is lo
cal money and want good all purpose
arm mortgage security. Call on
J V. PIPE,
203 W. 2nd St.
dly wk ilOtf
LIME and SULPHUR SPRAY.
Soluble sulphur spray, lime, pow
dered sulphur, Utah. Nevada and
Oregon land plaster, ground lime
rock, garden and field seed. Feed,
Flour.
M. SENDERS ft CO.
VIERECK'S
I BATHS
First-class Workmen
Only
Cor. First and Ellsworth Streets
II I St I Hill Hill
o
'A
"Greater tnan necessary
, that's the dictionary defini-'
tidn of "EXTRA."
And that is exactly what
when he specifies
TIRES AND
TUBES
"Greater than necessary"
ready for the unusual
demands!
The endurance-strain of lone
tours; the friction-test of fast
drivine; the certain hold on slip-.
pery places for all these Fire
stone building "extras" pile up
comfort and lessen cost.
ST. NATIONAL DANK
Young Men and. Women
Who get the banking habit early in
life will not be found in want
in old age.
ADDITIONAL CLASSIFIED,
FOUND RING In front of Rolfe
Theatre Wednesday evuing. small
gold signet ring. Owner call at this
office, prove property and pay for
this ad. Iti31u3
WEAVING Carpets and rugs, in
' satisfactory manner. Phone 339-Y,
Minnie Smith. f2Stf
WORK WANTED By competent
woman. Wilt also do nursing at rea
sonable price. Mrs. C. Krazier, Home
phoae 3141. j27tf
WHEN answering classified ads,
please mention the Democrat.
Careful attention given to all jew
elry repairing at Kreamer's new siore.
o25tf adv
WANTS WORK Lady wants work
bv day or hour. IKiimc ; luire. 348')
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E. L. STIFF & SON
215 to 217 Lyon St.
New and Second Hand Goods
Bought and Sold.
PACIFIC JUNK SHOP
2d and Baker
Wholesale and retail dealer in
Hides, pelts, rubber, metals. ma
chinery. pipe, sc'-s, rage, and
second-hand tools.
Will give h'tjhcst retail prices for
all kinds of metals, rubber, hides,
and rags, according to quantity.
Square dealing, honest methods,
our motto.
E. ROGOWAY. Prop. .
Bell phone 34S-R Home 2227
Real Estate
Loans & Insurance
Collins & Taylor
Hatnme; Hotel Building
For Rent
FINK STORK RIOM
First Street
All ready, with fix
tures, furnace heated.
Well located. See
Dr. A. STARK
Good Sunday
Chicken Dinner
at the
COTTAGE
25c
A. STARK,
Physician and Surgeon
Both phones 60
330 W. First St. Albany, Ore.
TRY the ALBANY DAIRY
for sanitary milk and whipping
cream. We invite you to visit
and - inspect our dairy. Bell
phone 15-F-41. A. P. MISH
LER, Prop.
We make a specialty of
friendship, engagement,
and wedding rings. '
F. M. FRENCH & SON
Jewelers and
Engravers
Lest You Forget
Every $1 purchase tit
the Ideal Groecry
counts 50 votes in the
Orange Peat Contest.
Good bone cured
bacon l7o per lb.
Ideal Grocery
H. A. STEARNS, Prop.
Both Phones 58
212 W. 1st St.
Real Ettate for Sale
Bargains in farm lands, city prop
erty; money to loan. Insurance
written in the strongest old Una
companies. tall on j. V. ripe,
203 W. 2nd St.
Fortmiller Bros.
Funeral Directors
Masonic Building, Albany, Or.
Both phones. l-ailv Assistant
Golden Rule Dairy
MILK and CREAM
2 Daily Deliveries. Both phones
H. M. PALMER, Prop.
Cabinet Work
Albany Planing Mill
When Another
Man
steps Into your position because
you've grown old what are you
going to live on, if you have
saved nothing?
Hundreds of men are quietly
depositing part of their salary
at 4 per cent interest, at our
Savings Department, getting
ready for such a day I
Why not you?
190,000.00
J. W. CUSICK ft CO., Bankers
Albany, Oregon
Jones Book Store
Subriptions received for Mag
azines and periodicals. 333
West First St., Albany, Oregon.
1
FISHER. BRADEN & CO.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR3 AND
UNDERTAKERS.
Undertaking Parlors, 3rd and
Rroadnlbin.
fcTJ". LADY ATTENDANT
Both Phones
A QUALITY STORE
We sell the bettat lowest prices
Watch Repairing
F. G. Will
200 CATTLE
for sale on easy terms, cows and
heifers coming fresh; steers and
yearlings. If you have feed, it will
pay you to milk or get growth of
young stuff. H. BRYANT.
P. B. PHIPPfi
Graduate of S. P. afagaetic Heal
ing. Consultation Free.
Hall phoue 106I.J Home phon.12
Over Albany Slate Bank Reoms 1-2
734 Lyon St. 2IKS Home Phone
MILL CITY BARGAIN.
Why not deal with owner . nd save
the middle ni.m profit' I have 24 ac
res right in the town of Mill City
Oregon. Town has large monthly pay.
roll, four daily trains, churches and
schools, high school just across the
street from my townsitc. One 7 room
house, one 3-roonrhoi:ae, large barn,
henhouse, etc. Best soft w.tcr at each
house. Large soring on olncc. Land
level, fine young orchid of about 7
acres five and fix ve?r old winter uv
pies. I will sell at a br.rgain with
part down. 5 years on bah Im
mediate possession; titles perfect and
lint one dollar against inv property.
Call or address.
I. F.. RAY,
m24a24 Mill City, Ore
Spring Gardening
is just around the corner, and s lew more days of sunshine will put
the ground in good condition.
BE PREPAKKDI
At this old reliable store you will find every necessity from seeds
to plows. Come to us f r SPADES, IIOUS. KAKIC3. PLOWS,
HARKOWS. SF.UDKUS, CULTIVATORS, AND ALL KINDS Ol'
FARM AND GAKDliN TOOLS.
MAKE A OARDENI
No more healthful or enjoyable exercise for the city man, and a
freslt supply of vegetables is always at your command.
SPRAY MATEMAL8.
Hulbert-Ohling Hardware Co.
"The Hardware Men."
Third and Yyon Streets
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Knowledge and scientific Instru
ments make our eye examine
tione reliable. Classes guar
anteed. E. C. MEADE, Optometrist
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CHIROPRACTOR
ELMER C. OIPE
Chiropractor.
Rooms 5. 7. 9. 10, Cusick Hank Bldg
Nature cannot cure a disease unless
he cause is removed. Chiropractic
adjustments remove the cause.
Bell I38J
Home 1380
DR. GEO. J. KENAOY
Chiropractic Physician
Examination Free
Suits 401-2, National Hank Bid.
DR. I. H. RUSSELL
Chiropractor
1-2-3 Sell mill 111,1k. Phones Hell
IS6-K; Home I4M. Lady attendant.
Kxaminatious free.
LAWYERS,
C. C. BRYANT
Attorney at Law
.'ol-2 New First Nilional Bank build
ing. Albany, Oregon.
L. G. LEWELLING
Attorney at law Notary public
Albany. Oregon.
WF.ATIIERFORD 4 WEATHER
FORD. Lswyers. Albany. Ore
REAL ESTATE ft INSURANCE
E. F. SOX
Real Estate, Loans, Fire Insurance.
First National Bank Building
H. F. MERRILL
Insurance and Loans
City warraats soaght and sold. Room
No. 1, second Roor, First Savings
Bank building, Albany. Oregon
B. M. PAYNE Farm .laadi and city
property for sale. Real estate loans
Fire insurance. Surety Bonds.
Rooms 19-21, Cusick Block, Albany,
Oregon.
J. F. BUMETT,
201 First Nat'l Bank Bldg.
' Firs and Auto Inaurance
Time tested, strongest mutual and
old line companies.
FOR 8 ALE
FOR SALE Fresh cow 3 years old.
Jersey; and plants, rhubarb, black
berries, loganberries and dewber-
- ries. Iver C. Dudeall, Albany, Ore
gon, Home phone 2521. m6a6
FOR RENT OR SALIC New 5 room
house at 116 Cleveland street, near
the site of the new paper mill. Run
ning water through the lot; also in-
TIIK HEtVr
HAKED GOODS
GROCERIES, PRODUCE
mid FRUITS
at
1 PARKER'S
"The Sign nl Oualily"
Mb Lyon Si. Until Phones
We arc ut your
service for
Meats and
Fish
I). E. NE BERG ALL
MKAT COMPANY
SECOND AND LYON STS.
DUGAN & DENNY
HOUSE FURNISHERS
New siid second hand goods.
Have moved to 2nd and Baker.
zssranor.
side water in the home and other
Inside conveniences. Full cement
liuipmrnt, good garden spot, aim
Iruil and flowers in abundance.
Good henhouse. Apply G. C. Moon
at 312 Ellsworth St: Kent 8 per
month. Albany, Ore. m.'J.id
FOR SAI.F. 12 acres dairy ranch, sh
amed in Alsea vullry. Close neigh
bors; schiml 1-2 mile. On main Co.
road. Telephone, 12 a. in cultiva
tion; 25 it. pacture; fair house, or
chard, water, $.XX), terms. 121 F..
4ih St., Albany, Ore. in27-.W
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE A 10
million timber olaira iu Douelar
county for elty property er gos
farm land. Heme 1144 Mtf
FOR SALE Light rosd.tM satotno.
bile. First class ceadition Recent
ly overhauled. Address "Roadster"
i-re Democrat aStf
CAI.VF.S. I'IGS-Orders taken for
Tillamook calves, Durham, Hot
stein and Guernsey heifers and bulls.
I wish to buy about fifty weaned
pigs, six weeks old, good condition.
C. B. Winn, Alhsnv. Or. m!5al5
FOR SALE nt flO-Jcrscy heifer, 3
years old in June. Elmer J. Har
der. Home phone 3532. iu27.il
FOR RENT House and 2 acres
good ground. $8 month. W. B.
Chance, 516 E. 6th. m3a3
FOR RENT For cash. 50 acres in
Santiam bottom 4J4 miles north of
Lebanon. 25 acres cultivation, in
cluding 8 acres newly grubbed land,
besides 5 acres besring orchard and
garde spot. Balance tlibrr pas
ture with running water. Address
B. B. Dsughton, Lebanon l(. 1,
Phone Lebanon Farmers 24X.
FOR RENT Furnished six room
cottage. Inquire at 333 South Jef
ferson St. Home phone Black 4128.
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FOR RENT Leaving the city. Will
rent a furnished 6-room modern
house. Call 1013 S. Calapooia. Home
phone 3141. . ; m22tf
FOR RENT Four room apartment.
Inquire of Burggraf, 111 2nd St.
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UI8CELLANEOLC
WANTED Girl to do general house
work. Phone 1235 Home. m28-30
WANTED Man and wife to work on
farm. See J. A. Howard. ni2fi-30
WANTED Man and wife to run
lionrding house nt summer resort,
good proposition to right parlies.
Address J. K. Johnfon, Detroit, Or.
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